Right Wing Crazies Gather to Praise Trump, Santos’ Lies Hit New Heights & MTG Wants National Divorce

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Easter is a month away and if you are looking to do better than a basket full of plastic grass there is a new gift item available, far-right wingers have gathered at CPAC in praise of their lord and savior Donald Trump, Senator John Kennedy of Louisiana has decided to take his hilarious act on the road, Don Jr. has been lashing out at any Republican who tries to challenge Daddy Don, Mike Pence appears to be distancing himself even further from his former boss, the White House unveiled President Biden’s new Cyber Security plan, George Santos is under official investigation by the House Ethics Committee, rumors continue to swirl about the identity of his new campaign treasurer Andrew Olsen, Marjorie Taylor Greene calls for a national divorce, the automaker Ford considered building self-driving cars that can repossess themselves, and we venture out on to Hollywood Boulevard to ask pedestrians what the last book they read was.
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  • @polyglot12
    @polyglot12 Жыл бұрын

    MTG is already divorced from sanity.

  • @debbievoss3496

    @debbievoss3496

    Жыл бұрын

    I hope she runs as Trump's VP. INTO THE GROUND.

  • @ELEMENTARYWATSON52

    @ELEMENTARYWATSON52

    Жыл бұрын

    💯 %

  • @loganmalough2379

    @loganmalough2379

    Жыл бұрын

    And she’s got a restraining order on reality.

  • @IB4UUB4ME

    @IB4UUB4ME

    Жыл бұрын

    You mean reality?

  • @loganmalough2379

    @loganmalough2379

    Жыл бұрын

    @@IB4UUB4ME you read the comment didn’t ya?

  • @Todd.B
    @Todd.B Жыл бұрын

    Give her a trial separation, cut off all gov money to red states for a month, see how fast their time changes

  • @casjean8904

    @casjean8904

    Жыл бұрын

    cut off all fed money. pull out military bases and close them. anything fed government gets taken away funding for roads and schools etc. and health care too.

  • @travelcrazyguy9082
    @travelcrazyguy9082 Жыл бұрын

    MTG thinks she is an institution and that's exactly where she should be put .

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 Жыл бұрын

    Remember that time trump promised that if he lost to Biden, he'd leave the country and we'd never hear from him again? Sighhhhh. Of all of his tens of thousands of lies, that one hurts the most.

  • @debbielasater2980

    @debbielasater2980

    Жыл бұрын

    He needs to be reminded esp. now that Rupert of Fox wants to make him a nonperson Maybe he can help find a place that will let him in.

  • @leek619

    @leek619

    Жыл бұрын

    Liberals are bonifide hypocrites. F.o.A.C

  • @bethb7965

    @bethb7965

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@debbielasater2980 ship him out on an iceberg, no provisions

  • @sarkybugger5009

    @sarkybugger5009

    Жыл бұрын

    @@debbielasater2980 His friend Mr Kim has a room waiting in Pyong Yang.

  • @south6bt

    @south6bt

    Жыл бұрын

    Remember when all those famous people said that if Trump got elected they would all leave America? Sighhhhh

  • @rhondaguerrero2869
    @rhondaguerrero2869 Жыл бұрын

    National divorce her from Congress !!! Pleazz.

  • @RobinaB530

    @RobinaB530

    Жыл бұрын

    That's a pretty silly thing to say. Get a grip.

  • @couragekarnga8735

    @couragekarnga8735

    Жыл бұрын

    Why TF did we ever get married in the first place? F you, Georgia! Yall are so damn lucky you gave us two Democratic Senators!

  • @parvin46
    @parvin46 Жыл бұрын

    MTG sounds like a 5 year old and uses 5 year old logic. She is in wayyyyy over her head, as a congress member

  • @normanacree1635

    @normanacree1635

    Жыл бұрын

    Doesn't matter to the morons who elected her. I, for one, would be in favor of her district being allowed to 'divorce' the rest of the country. As a matter of fact, there are quite a few others besides hers. I wonder if she has considered how a state with two democrat senators would vote when choosing which 'country' they should join if the country did 'divorce'? What an idiot.

  • @DissectGibberish

    @DissectGibberish

    Жыл бұрын

    She lacks the mental capacity to do anything more than chase after people and taunt them... much like a 5-year-old.

  • @renejean2523

    @renejean2523

    Жыл бұрын

    She's way over her head as a human being.

  • @christopherloyd8938

    @christopherloyd8938

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@renejean2523 she's mad cuz people are coming at her in all places I wonder why she's mad she has nobody to blame but herself. maybe if she sat down and had a conversation and learn and get in touch with reality instead of talk about Jewish space lasers that doesn't exist😎🤣

  • @michelangelobuonarroti916

    @michelangelobuonarroti916

    Жыл бұрын

    Well, gotta hand it to Trump. At least he sounds like he's 14.

  • @barbaraslagel586
    @barbaraslagel586 Жыл бұрын

    No book reading = no critical thinking and no empathy. Now I see how we got where we are. Terrifying.

  • @shirairyu9806

    @shirairyu9806

    Жыл бұрын

    Kimmel is ok with reading, as long as your not reading the Epstien flight logs.

  • @theodethomasa6358
    @theodethomasa6358 Жыл бұрын

    If MTGaga wants a National Divorce, give her one all the way out of the country!

  • @sallyphillips9175
    @sallyphillips9175 Жыл бұрын

    Does MTG not realize she lives in a blue state?

  • @danmcgriff1421

    @danmcgriff1421

    Жыл бұрын

    They voted her into office

  • @GoGreen1977

    @GoGreen1977

    Жыл бұрын

    Georgia is, at best, purple. The state is run by Republicans.

  • @normanacree1635

    @normanacree1635

    Жыл бұрын

    I don't think she has any idea what state she is in. Seems like she is in a comatose state.

  • @DissectGibberish

    @DissectGibberish

    Жыл бұрын

    While I wish MTG was comatose, her mouth is still flapping.

  • @icin4d

    @icin4d

    Жыл бұрын

    @@danmcgriff1421 Her district is deep red.

  • @phoenixluk
    @phoenixluk Жыл бұрын

    As a writer, teacher, and librarian, the last segment killed me. I'm listening to an audiobook and reading another. I'm usually reading multiple books at one time. Reading creates empathy, which enhances listening and critical thinking skills. This country needs it.

  • @cathywestholt5324
    @cathywestholt5324 Жыл бұрын

    We just need to divorce MTG and tell her she needs to go find another place to live.

  • @tammyjames6114

    @tammyjames6114

    Жыл бұрын

    Irreconcilable differences!

  • @mtaylor7307

    @mtaylor7307

    Жыл бұрын

    Like her hubby who took the kids with him.

  • @Miss.C.
    @Miss.C. Жыл бұрын

    MTG is a beastly looking thing. I bet her kids and husband are finally able to enjoy quiet time.

  • @jackderipper2233

    @jackderipper2233

    Жыл бұрын

    When I see Marjorie Trailer Queen, I feel like I'm getting a glimpse of how the Neanderthals lived.

  • @intomnia3313

    @intomnia3313

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jackderipper2233 marjoroids?

  • @honpot2016

    @honpot2016

    Жыл бұрын

    and her voice! how much can you stand?

  • @oneirishpoet

    @oneirishpoet

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jackderipper2233 I like to call her Marge Traitor Greed 😁

  • @Clem.H.Fandango

    @Clem.H.Fandango

    Жыл бұрын

    Seen her toes? Apparently, her dad had a thing for sloths.

  • @darknightskys666
    @darknightskys666 Жыл бұрын

    A national divorce? Conservatives hate paying taxes could you imagine a state being without the federal government how much state tax would be?

  • @michelebenedosso3899
    @michelebenedosso3899 Жыл бұрын

    I’m a retired reading teacher here (37+ years)…I’m mortified 😳 and saddened 🥲🥲

  • @hartshut
    @hartshut Жыл бұрын

    What do you get when you cut funding for education? MTG!

  • @grumpydave7329
    @grumpydave7329 Жыл бұрын

    MTG is a traitor... That's... Traitor.

  • @richardgreen3081
    @richardgreen3081 Жыл бұрын

    If Santos fled Brazil to not face charges don’t think he wouldn’t do the same here in the US.

  • @BrigitofBergental

    @BrigitofBergental

    Жыл бұрын

    Let him flee. Won't be in Congress anymore if he leaves and doesn't come back.

  • @f-22r
    @f-22r Жыл бұрын

    People need to be told that there is something you get from books that you can't get from watching a screen.

  • @mouthymicah84

    @mouthymicah84

    Жыл бұрын

    Hell, what about reading a book off of a screen...? What on Earth does physically turning a page do?

  • @f-22r

    @f-22r

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mouthymicah84 it doesn't hurt your eyes like a screen. E-readers don't hurt your eyes either so it depends on whether you want to class them as screens or not. Technically they're a series of rotating magnetic beads.

  • @gooddaysahead1
    @gooddaysahead1 Жыл бұрын

    Here's what conservative columnist William Crystal said about cpac: "What a roster at CPAC! Perhaps the most extraordinary collection of grifters, gropers, conspiracists, and apologists for authoritarianism that has ever been gathered together in one place, with the possible exception of when Benito Mussolini dined alone."

  • @bubbispapa2053
    @bubbispapa2053 Жыл бұрын

    Yes, Trump 2024! I agree, 20 - 24 years in prison sounds about right! 😄👍

  • @danmcgriff1421

    @danmcgriff1421

    Жыл бұрын

    Blah blah blah I don't like Trump you people are pathetic

  • @bubbispapa2053

    @bubbispapa2053

    Жыл бұрын

    @@danmcgriff1421 Blah blah blah I don't like the liberal media or liberal Hollywood that's why I endlessly tune in. You MAGAts can't even lie good. So pathetic! 😄

  • @DissectGibberish

    @DissectGibberish

    Жыл бұрын

    😆😆😆😆😆

  • @therealhydropx

    @therealhydropx

    Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy likes lil boys

  • @Indi.a.B33ger.Viru.s.Nation

    @Indi.a.B33ger.Viru.s.Nation

    Жыл бұрын

    🤣👏

  • @donhoe100
    @donhoe100 Жыл бұрын

    Every time MTG opens her mouth she reveals more and more how disturbed she really is.

  • @lococomrade3488

    @lococomrade3488

    Жыл бұрын

    She's not disturbed, she's Fascist. We've got to call these terrorists out for what they are, and stop trying to ptretend is an accident. They know what they're doing, and they know what they want. They are not just morons, but intentional Fascists.

  • @mikeh6084

    @mikeh6084

    Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy Kimmel is so much worse

  • @C_mao

    @C_mao

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mikeh6084 You sound like that guy at the end, who read a book about 'America n stuff'

  • @Shimnufc

    @Shimnufc

    Жыл бұрын

    Lmao imagine spewing all this hate and then saying republicans are dividing the country.. you soft pussies have ruined this country and I can’t wait for the trump landslide

  • @savannahray871

    @savannahray871

    Жыл бұрын

    Trump2024

  • @gregflores8959
    @gregflores8959 Жыл бұрын

    Senator John Kennedy, an amazing Patriot and Politician, every one of his words were pure gold! 🇺🇸 Hispanics for Truth and Freedom 2024

  • @danozmatlan3467
    @danozmatlan3467 Жыл бұрын

    Ignorant America! We have to laugh because it's so sad. Thanks Jimmy!

  • @gregpotts7
    @gregpotts7 Жыл бұрын

    Senator Kennedy used to work at green acres as Mr. Hanney

  • @normacroberts-hakizimana8785

    @normacroberts-hakizimana8785

    Жыл бұрын

    My thoughts every single time I hear him!

  • @intomnia3313

    @intomnia3313

    Жыл бұрын

    He must have been quite an oddity at Oxford.

  • @honpot2016

    @honpot2016

    Жыл бұрын

    yes but hanney was more respectable .

  • @stratostatic

    @stratostatic

    Жыл бұрын

    Kennedy and Hanney both busy trying to unload something useless on to the gullible.

  • @DissectGibberish

    @DissectGibberish

    Жыл бұрын

    He should have stayed there...

  • @IDCWhatUThink
    @IDCWhatUThink Жыл бұрын

    Geeze I wonder why MTG husband left her. I bet the kids left with him.

  • @robertt9342
    @robertt9342 Жыл бұрын

    MTG: support our police officers The same person that turned on the capital police.

  • @edvh88

    @edvh88

    Жыл бұрын

    “Only support our police when they’re assaulting unarmed black folks”

  • @shirairyu9806

    @shirairyu9806

    Жыл бұрын

    MTG gave the order to capitol police to stand down, remove barricades, & wave in protesters? Pretty sure it's on record that was Peosi.

  • @johnwinslow3776
    @johnwinslow3776 Жыл бұрын

    MTG is the original Drag Queen complete with an Adams Apple

  • @MADguitar
    @MADguitar Жыл бұрын

    We need a prenuptial agreement for sure with the divorce. Cali and New York make all the money for the country..

  • @willgoldsmith5462
    @willgoldsmith5462 Жыл бұрын

    The most ironic part of the MTG's "divorce" is that Georgia apparently now votes blue on the regular

  • @joecancer6013

    @joecancer6013

    Жыл бұрын

    The ballots vote blue. The citizens don't

  • @bobapbob5812

    @bobapbob5812

    Жыл бұрын

    Family values. Compare with Buttigegg

  • @shirairyu9806

    @shirairyu9806

    Жыл бұрын

    Not so apparent if you watch the CCTV of what happens when GA counts 'votes'

  • @Poppityy

    @Poppityy

    Жыл бұрын

    except for her herself and kemp. do you even follow politics?

  • @zuglymonster

    @zuglymonster

    Жыл бұрын

    It's hilarious and if she moved to a red state she'd have to wait 5 years to vote too😆😆

  • @christinawadsworth501
    @christinawadsworth501 Жыл бұрын

    she's freaking out over her personal divorce. Unpaid leave until she goes to therapy and works it out with herself

  • @kathymanthey2062
    @kathymanthey2062 Жыл бұрын

    I agree the entire country should divorce MTG!

  • @karlek67

    @karlek67

    Жыл бұрын

    The video game made me lol

  • @PADS62

    @PADS62

    Жыл бұрын

    ABSOLUTELY @Kathy Manthey! ABSOLUTELY!

  • @BlLL_LUMBERGH

    @BlLL_LUMBERGH

    Жыл бұрын

    You guys voted for a senile man with dementia 🤣

  • @Tonyhouse1168

    @Tonyhouse1168

    Жыл бұрын

    If I’ve said it once, I’ve now said it..twice: BOTH of mtg’s brain cells divorced each other long ago

  • @EeeEee-bm5gx

    @EeeEee-bm5gx

    Жыл бұрын

    No divorce. If it's 'till death do us part', then so be it 🤫

  • @parkiwi4787
    @parkiwi4787 Жыл бұрын

    Not being American I know six pac. Is CPAC an abbreviation for crap pac?

  • @samandros3451

    @samandros3451

    Жыл бұрын

    Close enough.

  • @susanblakey-grusing9468
    @susanblakey-grusing9468 Жыл бұрын

    MTG husband Divorced. She doesn’t realize the normal person has a right to divorce the insane person and move on. Without MTG permission to vote for 5 years

  • @barbaraarnstein179
    @barbaraarnstein179 Жыл бұрын

    "Mar-a-Loudo", "The former Vice-Poodle"! Genius! The hits keep coming!

  • @Ari-pw6nu
    @Ari-pw6nu Жыл бұрын

    So many are missing CPAC because they are on the cusp of being indicted.

  • @gregraj

    @gregraj

    Жыл бұрын

    This is an underrated comment right here! Great point Ari ...!! 😄

  • @johnsmith-cw3wo

    @johnsmith-cw3wo

    Жыл бұрын

    @@gregraj So many are missing CPAC because they died of COVID ☠💀☠

  • @nas10iris
    @nas10iris Жыл бұрын

    This explains so much of what I see in my classroom. Kids hate to read. Why? Because they learn it from their parents. So sad. People - read a book, especially in front of your children. They see everything you do, may as well make them good examples!!!

  • @InvisionHopeHealthyLiving

    @InvisionHopeHealthyLiving

    Жыл бұрын

    I totally agree with you. Thanks for your great advice because it resonates with me. I used to make videos on books I read or those my children read. Sadly, only a few people are reading these days, and someone asked me to change my content. Your message encourages me to continue. Some books I am reading this month include Red shoes by Ebony Glenn, Freedom by Jaycee Dugard, The Woman Next Door by Yewande Omotoso, Martin va a l'Ecole by David Melling, and Bright Brown Baby by Andrea Davis Pinkney.

  • @nas10iris

    @nas10iris

    Жыл бұрын

    @@InvisionHopeHealthyLiving wow 5 in one month? That’s awesome! Im stuck on The Song of Achilles & Imaginary Friend but only because im back in college. Every moment I get, though, I’m reading. I carry my books everywhere!!! You sound like an awesome parent 👍🏽

  • @vcarter0723
    @vcarter0723 Жыл бұрын

    Hey, I’ve also read The History. Great book, it starts off with the community and then it gets into the world. That America is such a great writer.

  • @phoenixfive4091
    @phoenixfive4091 Жыл бұрын

    “And what happened in that book?” “Yeah” 😂😂

  • @stratostatic
    @stratostatic Жыл бұрын

    Great opening. I was hoping Jimmy would show a clip of Jamie Raskin verbally tormenting Lauren Boebert today.

  • @MsTMarie83

    @MsTMarie83

    Жыл бұрын

    Raskin is a beast! Especially considering all he has been thru the past few years.. His son took his own life just days before his incredible job leading frump45 impeachment for jan6th. Raskin is a truly honorable person, wish more Americans knew who he was & paid attn to which politicians are actually trying to help our country

  • @stratostatic

    @stratostatic

    Жыл бұрын

    Raskin has been seriously on top of his game lately. It's a pleasure to watch.

  • @casjean8904

    @casjean8904

    Жыл бұрын

    @@MsTMarie83 i was lucky to see and hear him speak in my town last year!

  • @cheshirecat6518
    @cheshirecat6518 Жыл бұрын

    Poor Marge is just mad nobody was there to help HER transition when SHE was young.😔

  • @humboldthammer

    @humboldthammer

    Жыл бұрын

    She's trying to look like Ivanka -- bleached hair, roots showing, parted down the center, tan -- but she can't pull it off.

  • @mariepanimdim4303

    @mariepanimdim4303

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @tuxcats8518

    @tuxcats8518

    Жыл бұрын

    She obviously has access to all the Testosterone she needs.

  • @OfficerDva444

    @OfficerDva444

    Жыл бұрын

    She wanted to b a horse so bad =( ... or a Titan

  • @curthennig9448

    @curthennig9448

    Жыл бұрын

    @@OfficerDva444 She's on her way. She's always kicking.

  • @JS-eu1co
    @JS-eu1co Жыл бұрын

    About the Roger joke. Jimmy sure was defensive when Roger mention the list.

  • @maggiem.5904
    @maggiem.5904 Жыл бұрын

    Sen. John Kennedy of Louisiana actually is pretty funny!

  • @clarafedde8674
    @clarafedde8674 Жыл бұрын

    "He will destroy us, and we will deserve it".

  • @DissectGibberish

    @DissectGibberish

    Жыл бұрын

    And now Marjorie Traitor Greene is trying her hand at trashing the country... can we get her deported to Antarctica?

  • @mariepanimdim4303

    @mariepanimdim4303

    Жыл бұрын

    Miss Lindsey 👸

  • @robertpearson8546
    @robertpearson8546 Жыл бұрын

    Why don't we extradite Santos and let him serve out his term in a Brazilian prison?

  • @tuxcats8518

    @tuxcats8518

    Жыл бұрын

    Especially since Republicans are so anxious to get rid of illegals.

  • @freetolook3727
    @freetolook3727 Жыл бұрын

    National Divorce: Yeah, they tried that about 160 years ago and we all know how that worked out. I thought we had settled that.

  • @edvh88

    @edvh88

    Жыл бұрын

    Nope, the south never got over it. Shockingly, 8 years of reconstruction wasn’t enough to heal from 400 years of slavery…

  • @censusgary
    @censusgary Жыл бұрын

    A cardboard tomb for your seventh birthday bash! Wow, these folks know how to party!

  • @eriklarsen3363

    @eriklarsen3363

    Жыл бұрын

    You never watched The Addams Family?

  • @censusgary

    @censusgary

    Жыл бұрын

    @@eriklarsen3363 The Addamses would have had a real tomb, not some cardboard imitation.

  • @Alacritous
    @Alacritous Жыл бұрын

    Don't you remember when Trump pretended to be his own publicist named John Barron for a while there?

  • @Marktwcable

    @Marktwcable

    Жыл бұрын

    Sure Hillary

  • @aw6841

    @aw6841

    Жыл бұрын

    Cope Mark, and ho find the video material, it’s out there

  • @Marktwcable

    @Marktwcable

    Жыл бұрын

    @@aw6841 Cope AW and go check on Biden he's corrupt as hell and doesn't know what day it is

  • @margaretgray4170
    @margaretgray4170 Жыл бұрын

    Greene needs to be accountable for her part in 1/6 Insurrection! Instead people reelected her back as a member of Congress!

  • @chenzen1578

    @chenzen1578

    Жыл бұрын

    She ran unopposed after her followers threatened her opponant out of the race, for real.

  • @atasteofreality609

    @atasteofreality609

    Жыл бұрын

    😂🤣😂🤡 you haven’t been paying attention huh, 1/6 was a democrat driven circus

  • @chenzen1578

    @chenzen1578

    Жыл бұрын

    @@atasteofreality609 Really? All those known right wingers wearing ugly Trump merchandise on Jan 6? The rioters now in prison testified in court "It was the president who called us", thousands of hours of video material and texts PROVING it was Trump cultists? The Republicans before the Jan6 commitee CONFESSING it was trumps idea to stop the peaceful transfer of power in case he looses? All not true, huh? What's your prefered lie? They where really Antifa? No, no it was the FBI! Uhm no nno it was the capital police opening the door to the rioters, not what the whole world saw happening live on tv and Internet, Trump cultist breaking doors and windows, beating police officers (blue lives matter, my a$$) Most of all, and please think hard about it: WHY WOULD DEMS EVEN DO THAT? THEY WON THE ELECTION!!!

  • @chenzen1578

    @chenzen1578

    Жыл бұрын

    @@atasteofreality609 Maybe you should stop watching Hoax "news" and get a dose of reality before you lecture others.

  • @p-mac5969

    @p-mac5969

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂 still falling for it huh? 🐑🐑🐑

  • @Saltysailor83
    @Saltysailor83 Жыл бұрын

    As a biker, I stand by George Santos! He invented Harley-Davidson!

  • @williamcrowe2576
    @williamcrowe2576 Жыл бұрын

    "What's the last book you read" is not a question you should ask in a state where books are banned.

  • @user-eh4jv6xw4l
    @user-eh4jv6xw4l Жыл бұрын

    One word, don't do drugs. You don't wanna be like Donny Jr. Lol

  • @Shasha-yg1mm

    @Shasha-yg1mm

    Жыл бұрын

    It's amazing that he's oblivious to how stupid he looks and sounds

  • @sim1manson1

    @sim1manson1

    Жыл бұрын

    Sniff sniff...watchu talkin about...sniff sniff.

  • @Thedarcyboys

    @Thedarcyboys

    Жыл бұрын

    Or Hunter Biden

  • @franks2394

    @franks2394

    Жыл бұрын

    *completely ignores Hunter*

  • @Thedarcyboys

    @Thedarcyboys

    Жыл бұрын

    @@franks2394 Only Libtards watch Jimmy kimmel lol

  • @ohotnitza
    @ohotnitza Жыл бұрын

    More people need to heckle MTG

  • @DissectGibberish

    @DissectGibberish

    Жыл бұрын

    Make it a new national pastime ...

  • @christopherloyd8938

    @christopherloyd8938

    Жыл бұрын

    Whatever restaurant she goes to is going to keep happening they don't even want an apology . it's just going to keep going like the Energizer Bunny she might as well move out this country🤔💯

  • @couragekarnga8735

    @couragekarnga8735

    Жыл бұрын

    Whoever did it should be given the Medal of Freedom!

  • @KaiserBlade

    @KaiserBlade

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes emulating MTG would be a good idea.

  • @jeangillespie1173

    @jeangillespie1173

    Жыл бұрын

    Give ad good as she does!!!

  • @markogarcia2518
    @markogarcia2518 Жыл бұрын

    Aaron Rogers wears a tin foil hat for wanting epsteins list? How to say you're on that list without saying you're on that list

  • @kevinlapalme9357

    @kevinlapalme9357

    Жыл бұрын

    Facts…I guess my hat is made of Tin as well…

  • @DocJerky

    @DocJerky

    Жыл бұрын

    And these fans of his seem to be OK with it. Somebody should check their internet history.....

  • @gabeprice3333

    @gabeprice3333

    Жыл бұрын

    Ohh, you're one of those Pattern Noticers

  • @dr00andrew

    @dr00andrew

    Жыл бұрын

    for real dude. i cant believe people actually think hes funny

  • @Viper54K

    @Viper54K

    Жыл бұрын

    This was the comment i was looking for. Jimmy boy is defending the master chi-mo

  • @peterurbanski9495
    @peterurbanski9495 Жыл бұрын

    The trump jr skit with the fruit ninja just about made me pee my pants!

  • @markz9190
    @markz9190 Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy...The List...Jimmy...Naughty Naughty

  • @ebarteldes
    @ebarteldes Жыл бұрын

    DJTJ is a joke

  • @danagordon8871
    @danagordon8871 Жыл бұрын

    National divorce? We already pay child (state)support for Mississippi, Alabama, Kentucky, Louisiana, Arizona and Florida! And we’re not even sure that they’re ours! We need a DNA test!

  • @SuperCaliforniaBarbi

    @SuperCaliforniaBarbi

    Жыл бұрын

    Uncle Sam IS NOT THE FATHER

  • @stratostatic

    @stratostatic

    Жыл бұрын

    Red state meal time prayer: "We thank you lord for food and sex, but mostly for them disability checks".

  • @stevebonk8995

    @stevebonk8995

    Жыл бұрын

    That’s the irony, a lot of the red states take more federal money than they give so they couldn’t financially survive right now without the blue states. If they divorced the blue states they’d be broke lol

  • @ednanelson1897

    @ednanelson1897

    Жыл бұрын

    Don't forget her own state, Georgia.

  • @couragekarnga8735

    @couragekarnga8735

    Жыл бұрын

    Maury, where are you? Come on out of retirement! You know, like Tom Brady!

  • @chasealy1452
    @chasealy1452 Жыл бұрын

    When one brings a donkey to a castle, the donkey does not become the king. The castle becomes a stable for the donkey.

  • @PluribusProject
    @PluribusProject Жыл бұрын

    God those street interrogations are brutal

  • @Shimnufc

    @Shimnufc

    Жыл бұрын

    So cringe

  • @alanerickson3075
    @alanerickson3075 Жыл бұрын

    We really need to protect our children from MTG.

  • @soldatheero

    @soldatheero

    Жыл бұрын

    whats MTG?

  • @k.ferguson2982

    @k.ferguson2982

    Жыл бұрын

    @@soldatheero Mutants To Go.

  • @couragekarnga8735

    @couragekarnga8735

    Жыл бұрын

    Hey, remember Charlottesville? You know, that time when the president of the United States basically made a speech that was an impassioned defense of white nationalism/supremacy? Or that time he, instead of condemning the white nationalist group, the Proud Boys, (stupidest group name in the history of mankind, BTW), basically gave them their marching orders? Yeah... Can we not do this again? Please? I feel the need to remind us all that as much as we hate it, Donald Trump was our president. We have to acknowledge that so we never ever allow him or the likes of him to invade our political system again! If we don't learn from Donald Trump, we will repeat Donald Trump, or worse, Ron DeSantis. We better learn, people. We damn well better learn from this.

  • @jabbermocky4520

    @jabbermocky4520

    Жыл бұрын

    @@soldatheero Malignant Treasonous Gnome.

  • @E1987TO

    @E1987TO

    Жыл бұрын

    What's with all the hate for Magic the Gathering?

  • @johnriccomi388
    @johnriccomi388 Жыл бұрын

    Can I PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE have a short chat with, Little Donnie Jr.? All I need is one room, one lock, five minutes.

  • @marvinmartin4692

    @marvinmartin4692

    Жыл бұрын

    Can I help?

  • @David-ng7cr

    @David-ng7cr

    Жыл бұрын

    Get in line John. It's a long one.

  • @bepriceless
    @bepriceless Жыл бұрын

    Thinking that it's funny that they haven't read a book is terrifying. They can't even speak in complete sentences.

  • @davenixon8939
    @davenixon8939 Жыл бұрын

    Cause DIVORCE is something a CHRISTIAN WOMAN suddenly believes in?! Can't believe nobody has touched THAT yet

  • @theemporersnewclothes
    @theemporersnewclothes Жыл бұрын

    The emperor's new clothes The GOP has no platform only division and discontent! The fast and the wasted

  • @DissectGibberish

    @DissectGibberish

    Жыл бұрын

    Now if only we could discard them ...

  • @k.ferguson2982
    @k.ferguson2982 Жыл бұрын

    MTG's reality check just bounced.

  • @SirVic42
    @SirVic42 Жыл бұрын

    Last book I read was the autobiography of George Santos titled "Winning Waterloo".

  • @johnnythomas6723
    @johnnythomas6723 Жыл бұрын

    It's about time they finally went after Santos. MTG needs to go over her "national divorce" ignorance. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @RanaBurr
    @RanaBurr Жыл бұрын

    The last book I read was Strongmen by Ruth Ben-Ghiat and it was so terrifying that I am reading it again.

  • @drewdegen9043
    @drewdegen9043 Жыл бұрын

    This is the second installment I've seen of "What book have you read"? Absolutely frightening!

  • @drumbum3.142
    @drumbum3.142 Жыл бұрын

    Why would Anyone Praise, trump ?..

  • @iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606
    @iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606 Жыл бұрын

    MTG : and we can support our police officers This from the woman who cheered as DC police were being viciously beat protecting her. And when it came time for the vote to approve medals to honor them for their bravery, she refused. 🤦‍♂️

  • @K_Z_R

    @K_Z_R

    Жыл бұрын

    With new developments…capitol cops can SUE DONALD DIRECTLY. Why not mtg? These officers need to go after SITTING INSURRECTIONISTS: Lauren joshua matthew margarie and the rest of the lame brain gang. Fkn SICKENING

  • @EeeEee-bm5gx

    @EeeEee-bm5gx

    Жыл бұрын

    * our police officers *

  • @ronaldblackburn8947

    @ronaldblackburn8947

    Жыл бұрын

    UNBELIEVABLE!

  • @couragekarnga8735

    @couragekarnga8735

    Жыл бұрын

    She then called those same police on a civilian for making fun of her.

  • @williebeamon3083

    @williebeamon3083

    Жыл бұрын

    You've probably never even been in a fight liberal. Stop larping fight club.

  • @Lexington101
    @Lexington101 Жыл бұрын

    I'd like to see them do the book thing in New York City.

  • @phunktified1

    @phunktified1

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@Matthew Lindsay If it's painful, you're definitely doing it wrong!

  • @jimough2441
    @jimough2441 Жыл бұрын

    The ONLY good thing about this meeting is that we can now laugh at them.

  • @ozzie7523
    @ozzie7523 Жыл бұрын

    "Build The Wall" straight down the middle of America, toss a coin to see who gets which side, problem solved.

  • @CelesteRAdams
    @CelesteRAdams Жыл бұрын

    Funny if he gets arrested at CPAC

  • @hereigoagain5050
    @hereigoagain5050 Жыл бұрын

    If my Michigan divorces, can we build a wall along the Ohio border? It doesn't have to be tall. Buckeyes are not in very good shape.

  • @deborahellett9927
    @deborahellett9927 Жыл бұрын

    It will fall on the deaf ears of DeSantis. Like trump, he feels he's untouchable and brilliant. 🤬

  • @m.racheljones7019
    @m.racheljones7019 Жыл бұрын

    Why does Diaper Donny Jr sound like his sinuses rotted away years ago?....🤔

  • @ronaldblackburn8947

    @ronaldblackburn8947

    Жыл бұрын

    Some guys look great in a beard ( Jack Smith) but Don jr looks dirty like a bum..Not cool :(

  • @jamesp8459
    @jamesp8459 Жыл бұрын

    Right, support your police officers, you did a real good job supporting them on Jan 6th and MTG was one of the only 21 Congressmen to oppose awarding medals to the police that fought so courageously to make sure we still had a country.

  • @roxannejensen6065

    @roxannejensen6065

    Жыл бұрын

    you soon will see the truth about 6 Jan.

  • @deniseboldea1624

    @deniseboldea1624

    Жыл бұрын

    @@roxannejensen6065 We already know the truth, a bunch of facist tried to overthrow the government to soothe the tantruming Orange one's ego.

  • @jennifermcgoldrick6323

    @jennifermcgoldrick6323

    Жыл бұрын

    @@roxannejensen6065oh will we?? Please do tell?? What did live coverage not tell us?? Effing delusional maga nut job

  • @karolrhodes7057

    @karolrhodes7057

    Жыл бұрын

    @@roxannejensen6065 I'll be on high alert!🤣🤣

  • @jonathannagela2130

    @jonathannagela2130

    Жыл бұрын

    that was les of an event than walmart on any weekend

  • @skygazer858
    @skygazer858 Жыл бұрын

    Does MTG realize that Georgia voted for 2 Blue senators and Biden for President? She's be forced out of her home state. I say go for it.

  • @gailpeck9748
    @gailpeck9748 Жыл бұрын

    Supporting the police, coming from MTG' S mouth is priceless.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Жыл бұрын

    Nothing makes a pool party pop like the ever-present specter of death in cardboard form!

  • @terryreynoldson6698
    @terryreynoldson6698 Жыл бұрын

    Don Jr. wears his cap backward like that because he doesn't know how shade works 🤣

  • @danmcgriff1421

    @danmcgriff1421

    Жыл бұрын

    You making fun of a lot of people on that one guy

  • @stratostatic

    @stratostatic

    Жыл бұрын

    I bet Junior has a lifted and loud pick-up truck with a Trump flags duct taped to the tailgate.

  • @j.d.445
    @j.d.445 Жыл бұрын

    I mean, CPAC has become a freak show 🤷‍♀️

  • @donnale3881
    @donnale3881 Жыл бұрын

    My father actually did survive storming the beaches at Normandy, I don’t remember him mentioning Santos…..

  • @hanschristopherson8056
    @hanschristopherson8056 Жыл бұрын

    That Kennedy bit literally sounded like an snl parody 💀

  • @normacroberts-hakizimana8785

    @normacroberts-hakizimana8785

    Жыл бұрын

    Mr. Haney from Green Acres!!

  • @planetarysolidarity

    @planetarysolidarity

    Жыл бұрын

    The 'sponsors' were completely ageist.

  • @solvseus

    @solvseus

    Жыл бұрын

    Look him up. It's mostly an act, but accurate.

  • @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
    @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin Жыл бұрын

    National Divorce - brought to you by the Family Values Party 😳

  • @joeandthehogottago1671

    @joeandthehogottago1671

    Жыл бұрын

    So, instead ask blacks? Oh wait you have to be married first…never mind!

  • @joymattson8549

    @joymattson8549

    Жыл бұрын

    @@joeandthehogottago1671 plenty of people in that category of all races - you must not get out of yer holler in the hills much

  • @lovemylife1only

    @lovemylife1only

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@joeandthehogottago1671Marjorie, is that you little troll? Haha

  • @barbaragalliera9846
    @barbaragalliera9846 Жыл бұрын

    Sr John Kennedy I’m peeing my pants. Laughed so hard I fell off the couch

  • @susansellars3869
    @susansellars3869 Жыл бұрын

    CPAC is a comedic relief! Those people are the jokes!

  • @bobbyp7403
    @bobbyp7403 Жыл бұрын

    I was eating at Applebee's with my family and Marjorie Taylor Green attacked us

  • @EJWash57

    @EJWash57

    Жыл бұрын

    Did she fling a peach tree dish at you?

  • @loisrichard1099

    @loisrichard1099

    Жыл бұрын

    That's ok, she is allowed to attack if she chooses .You are not allowed to attack

  • @vinceedwards3978
    @vinceedwards3978 Жыл бұрын

    Oh geez, that book bit really makes me worried for our future!!!

  • @jennieshepherd5845
    @jennieshepherd5845 Жыл бұрын

    Sadly, "The History" by America is all we've been teaching for...forever. and then we wonder why we don't have an appreciation for other countries and cultures and,in turn, they have a hard time appreciating us.

  • @paulmorey3814
    @paulmorey3814 Жыл бұрын

    So few random people read a book? I suppose that is why we are doomed, heading towards complete and total stupidity!

  • @loriallenbaugh35
    @loriallenbaugh35 Жыл бұрын

    I love to read. The last several years I've had difficulty focusing to read. I think stress and over stimulation have much to do with it. I've found audiobooks to be a savior. I receive the full text and story as well as some theatrical emphasis from the reader. It allows me to listen while I cook, do chores and especially on long quiet drives. It can also relax me at bedtime. The only problem is that when someone asks the name of the book I forget because it's not in front of me every time I engage. I remember the stories though.

  • @clothilde1623

    @clothilde1623

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah, I used to be a voracious reader but suffering from major depression has made it very difficult to concentrate and sapped the joy out of it. These days it’s just too much mental effort. Curse you, depression. 😔

  • @loriallenbaugh35

    @loriallenbaugh35

    Жыл бұрын

    @@clothilde1623 I'm so sorry that has been taken from you. Please try the audiobooks. They have helped me greatly. If you enjoy historical fiction I recently listened to one called "The giver of Stars". It was very uplifting and empowering for Women. The historical aspect was really interesting. What ever you enjoy that can distract from negative thoughts and hopefully give you some encouragement. I'll be thinking about you! 💖📖📚

  • @clothilde1623

    @clothilde1623

    Жыл бұрын

    @@loriallenbaugh35 Thank you Lori, what an absolute sweetheart you are. Your kindness and consideration are much appreciated (a rare thing online!). I adore history so I will definitely check that out; thank you for the recommendation. To return the favour, the last book I managed to finish was called Fingersmith, by Sarah Waters. It’s set in Victorian Britain and is a twisty cracker - as evidenced by the fact I actually read it all! I hope you can get back to reading more too. Getting into in a good book is such a pure pleasure, and it’s horrible to be robbed of that. Stress and depression go hand-in-hand and they definitely impacts one’s ability to concentrate and invest, so I truly empathise. Thank you for thinking of me, and I will think of you too. Much love from Scotland, UK 😘 PS. Your cat is adorable 🥰 I have two crazy labradoodles and they are the source of all my joy.

  • @bsmith51
    @bsmith51 Жыл бұрын

    Mtg wants a save place- let’s send those men with a special white jacket just for her to pick her up and to take her to one that has a locked door and padded walls

  • @tekman1577
    @tekman1577 Жыл бұрын

    Wow MTG is fucken NUTS!! And not one could remember a book they last read.. wtf 🤬 is Happening?? Wow

  • @rodriguezmarina5156
    @rodriguezmarina5156 Жыл бұрын

    John Kennedy looks how I imagine Grandma Munster 😹

  • @roxannejensen6065

    @roxannejensen6065

    Жыл бұрын

    Every person has a right of free speech. But not everyone gets the privilege of psychological abuse. Congrats.

  • @patevans3709

    @patevans3709

    Жыл бұрын

    Ted Cruz is Grandpa Munster--complete with his mutton chops!

  • @virginiabalch6274

    @virginiabalch6274

    Жыл бұрын

    Kennedy reminds me of that character Mr. Haney on Green Acres. Both are golly gee shysters.

  • @mariepanimdim4303

    @mariepanimdim4303

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂🎉

  • @rodriguezmarina5156

    @rodriguezmarina5156

    Жыл бұрын

    @@roxannejensen6065 ☺️ thank you!

  • @slinkydragon11
    @slinkydragon11 Жыл бұрын

    As far as I'm concerned, if MTG doesn't like The UNITED States of America then she can move to RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA!😆

  • @normacroberts-hakizimana8785

    @normacroberts-hakizimana8785

    Жыл бұрын

    Or maybe North Korea! 🇰🇷

  • @marykinnick3865
    @marykinnick3865 Жыл бұрын

    The last book I read was "The Stones of Summer" by Dow Mossman! Good book and this is the second time I read it...

  • @seekeroftruth6728
    @seekeroftruth6728 Жыл бұрын

    The last book I read was 'The Founding Myth' by constitutional attorney Andrew Seidel. It was excellent. Highly recommend.

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