What if...the reason. that the game is so buggy is because its Jake's mind breaking down and tearing itself apart, because he feels that it was his fault Micky died...

@deceptiveauto

7 жыл бұрын

that would make this one of the most artistic games out there.

@tact1calbanana388

7 жыл бұрын

deceptiveauto let's not get too ahead of ourselves here

@countatharhus7924

5 жыл бұрын

Genius

@ranggasatriapratama6337

5 жыл бұрын

yo that's deep

@D3VIOUS24

4 жыл бұрын

I felt that deep in my anus

Quotes from Cr1tikal: (monotone voice) "Yippie."

@dorian4191

3 жыл бұрын

5 years have passed

@widerrapier5394

3 жыл бұрын

Quotes From Cr1rikal (In monotone voice) "YEE FUCKIN HAW"

"is that supposed to be a human? they're just giving the title away these days"

@dorian4191

3 жыл бұрын

4 years have passed

@MidnighttArtz

3 жыл бұрын

5 years have passed

@mrdavine

3 жыл бұрын

72 years have passed. I still remember when humans were a thing.

@hotpikachusex

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrdavine newly flawed humans with blood abilities have taken over, weak humans are no more. The year is 2093 earth is inhabited with robots and flawed humans. The government no longer cares for crimes its a mess and the president is a roomba

@hei7846

Жыл бұрын

7 years have passed

That "Yipee," was so beautiful and full of life. *sniffles*

@giancarlo418

2 жыл бұрын

Dam

@yakuza9312

2 жыл бұрын

Dam

@KingmasterRespawn

2 жыл бұрын

Dam

@dannydark5802

2 жыл бұрын

Please tell me when Charlie says “Yipee.”

@Goaty_1

2 жыл бұрын

@@dannydark5802 8:23

its called ride to hell cause you keep falling through the ground haha ...........................................get it

@user-ir2vm6bn2v

8 жыл бұрын

yep

@Jaxv3r

8 жыл бұрын

I remember you're the one who said "if someone replies to my comment is gae" and you comment to yourself

@Jaxv3r

8 жыл бұрын

damn me for be a fast typer qq

@storkplant1123

8 жыл бұрын

jasper castillo nope

"Did it hit a land mine!? What the hell is going on here!?" I died.

@dorian4191

3 жыл бұрын

Are you alive yet

@XradicalD

3 жыл бұрын

@@dorian4191 came back after that to write that comment, so yeah, I think.

@spidel

6 ай бұрын

I died as well. Guess it's time to live as a ghost

3:01 FLY OFF TO THE RIGHT AND EXPLODE

@Jebu911

5 жыл бұрын

Ahh i remember that refrence. I was wondering would it happend here

@thepie193

5 жыл бұрын

F L Y O F F T O O T H E R I G H T A N D E X P L O D E E V R Y T I M E F O R N O R E A S O N

@IzayFrmMars100

4 жыл бұрын

Joeee

@goose4233

3 жыл бұрын

@@IzayFrmMars100 mama

I’m Jake Conway and this is my Ride to Hell. I ride here with my bike and my son, Mikey, and in 9:27 minutes I’ve learned one thing. You never know when I'm gonna fall through that road.

@godawful5600

7 жыл бұрын

pure gold hahaha

I would pay handsomely for a game that just has the powersliding amongst the floating rocks at 3:57, while a sea of turquoise matter surrounds me as some country hero strums his guitar gently in the background.

@dumbproductions2958

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a world from the first 3 spyro games

@AxuPlays

3 жыл бұрын

@@dumbproductions2958 Yeah, Spyro had the most badass motorcycle.

@dumbproductions2958

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxuPlays I was talking about the environment

@djtjpain

3 жыл бұрын

I would too tbh that guitar is real nice

@stalinfortime8456

Жыл бұрын

@@dumbproductions2958 but what about the motorcycle?

Ride To Enlightenment: The Final Frontier

@MyCrash97

10 жыл бұрын

You follow the Legacy of John Adams, one of the founding fathers, throughout the game he will help the lost Jake Conway and the "Tall sack of shit" Mikey. You will bang women fully clothed with a "Yipee...." and train to learn the Ultimate Suplex. Rated 15 Release Date: 2015

@coolkoby

10 жыл бұрын

IGN "Like Skyrim with bikes." 15/10

@TheAlmightyLoli

10 жыл бұрын

ShadowHunterSora You also must battle evil book clubs and demonic roads that vanish to trap their victims in an abyss. All in Jake Conway's quest for tranquility.

@RocketGurney

9 жыл бұрын

ShadowHunterSora I'd play it.

@rougenarwhal8378

9 жыл бұрын

magor macho I literally can't stop laughing

THOSE FUCKING NECKS.

Those driving parts remind me of a certain game that includes driving rigs that are big.

@boogiewoogie5996

5 жыл бұрын

Roblox motorcycle tycoon?

@soimunac1993

5 жыл бұрын

luke waluk right

@Ratciclefan

5 жыл бұрын

Rig Bigs?

@Victor-kv4jt

5 жыл бұрын

Big Rigs. And both these games are abominations

@Ratciclefan

5 жыл бұрын

Now I kinda want to see Charlie play Big Rigs, if he didn't already.

Ride to Tranquility Respiration 2: Jake Conway's Suplex Legacy

@shaunblake101

9 жыл бұрын

bonus pack of passive aggressive biking

@AReyes583

9 жыл бұрын

*Power Sliding

"OH SHIT JAKE CONWAY IS GOING FOR THE SUPLEX"

I forever know this game as "the motorcycle game with crappy sex scenes." I still remember my disappointment when I encountered them the first time. It's like promising a kid a hoverboard but instead giving them a Playskool tricycle. =/ Also, Conway always looks like he's munching on his bottom lip.

I lost it at "Going for the suplex!"

@patrickandrews1692

9 жыл бұрын

vexe what did you lose?

@TheALPHA1550

8 жыл бұрын

+Patrick Andrews Who knows

@thegreenfaction

8 жыл бұрын

+Patrick Andrews his sides?

@mons3020

8 жыл бұрын

+vexe I call this one:the kama-suplex

@sebastiancastellanos9527

8 жыл бұрын

+vexe Where can i find that part xD

"Is this a shortcut?" "There's another bike with me this time so at least I'm not lonely" "Why have you done this" I'm laughing so hard omfg I needed a good laugh

@johnlennon2202

5 жыл бұрын

Road*

@gabyzin0w0

2 жыл бұрын

"It's just a man the road, the sky, the ground, the road and the sky... WTF!!!"

Jokes aside, the scenery around 3:40 - 3:50 looked actually cool.

Cr1tikal has not changed at all. That's dedication

"Why have you done this road?" Fucking lost it.

“Bitch, it’s my road!” *“It’s also my sky!”*

This game is so bad, and it looks so fucking fun.

@archimedesbird3439

10 жыл бұрын

A great concept, but so poorly executed...

@shaunblake101

9 жыл бұрын

Archimedes Bird i agree, maybe if they made it so that the level actually loaded all the way, not leave portions of the the road unloaded.

This is the only time I've actually seen Cr1tikal mad

@hm77065

9 жыл бұрын

Watch his "Sleeping Dogs Error" video

@loanlybastard1987

9 жыл бұрын

"I'm just watching three assholes... BE THREE ASSHOLES!"

@EatMeGoogleStopChangingShit

9 жыл бұрын

"That save now belongs to the IMPOUND LOT!"

@EatMeGoogleStopChangingShit

9 жыл бұрын

***** "It starts me AT the bullshit."

@EatMeGoogleStopChangingShit

9 жыл бұрын

***** The buttons DO NOTHING.

Ok so, the opening scene is at a military base, and it's a flashback, so he's obviously still in the military. He would be fined the SHIT out of him for all those tattoos

@preems2339

7 жыл бұрын

also, no one who's still in the military is allowed to have long hair

@trequor

7 жыл бұрын

you sure? I know loads of military dudes with tattoos

@Ephraim32

7 жыл бұрын

Dr. Seabear fined? Shit he'd be NJPd if he got em during his time in the service. If not demoted. But you can have tats that meet certain regulations in the military and they are beginning to get lax again.

@itspice8737

4 жыл бұрын

Are tattoos not allowed?

@automan224

3 жыл бұрын

@@itspice8737 I imagine in the 70s (time period of the game) they wouldn’t be allowed

2:54 His rising confusion leading to him being spooked by the random explosion just _makes_ this part lol

YOU CALLIN ME A DUMMY, BOY?

@nej3157

7 жыл бұрын

Na, actually thanks it was nice of you to say that.

To everyone that thinks he fuvked with the game, no. This is the actual game.

Charlie really got to play Cyberpunk: 2077, 7 years before it came out, and it’s even better then than when it released recently.

At first, I thought this guy's commentary was a literal joke until I heard what he actually said. This video is gold and made me laugh to death

7:38 Is someone filming a porn scene? holy shit...

"That's your shoulder, this is my hand." -Ancient proverb

This looked like could have been good. That melee combat seemed especially promising. Man, fuck publishers.

@djvibe3458

8 жыл бұрын

Must have been EA.

@SC4211

8 жыл бұрын

Bethesda should have had control. Can you imagine a biker version of Fallout, where you ride your Hog everywhere exploring a wasteland, getting into fistfights with dumbasses who think they can come with at you? That would be so goddamn cool. And while I'm on a Bethesda boner, Bethesda needs to make a pirate game. Oh yeah.

@SC4211

8 жыл бұрын

*Come wide at you.

@lillian4057

8 жыл бұрын

+I'm The Saint If Bethesda was in charge of this game, it'd be even more buggy and broken and probably just as bad.

@SC4211

8 жыл бұрын

+Lillian H. Based on the Behesda games I've played thus far, I have to disagree. Sure they're buggy, but they sure as hell are not this bad. Give them SOME credit. Besides, I'm looking more at the aspect of open world exploration and various quests that can have different outcomes. That would be awesome with a badass biker aspect. Hey... your icon is that silent girl from Disgaea, right? Cool. Disgaea rules.

"Alright now were talkin!" Falls through road "....why do you do this road...."

"It's also my sky." But Cr1tikal, it's No Man's Sky.

@Overqualification

5 жыл бұрын

Holy shit you predicted a game

@liamjm9278

4 жыл бұрын

@@Overqualification No they didn't.

@Overqualification

4 жыл бұрын

Liamjm 10 month old comment bud.

@liamjm9278

4 жыл бұрын

@@Overqualification So?

@Overqualification

4 жыл бұрын

Liamjm So? Screw off trying to revive a dead comment thread.

holy shit mikey's neck is really fucking long

"Don't be sad Mikey you're a tall piece of shit." 💀💀

Watching this in 2019 is like discovering a time capsule hidden underground.

I just looked this game up after Yatzee tore it a new everything. This commentary was hilarious. Your dead pan delivery had me worried at first, but it's perfect. Love it.

@furry8263

3 жыл бұрын

OK

8:12 I thought I'd seen everything with the sky roads and sky people, but that man has no eyes!

This game got labeled as one of the worst games of all time on Wikipedia...

@fmeup_freeman4869

10 жыл бұрын

i also heard that this game suppose to have a trilogy, not sure if the other 2 games are ever going to be in production or even be remembered

@QFizzle1992

10 жыл бұрын

Oh fuck that's just hilarious. A trilogy?! Waaaahahahahahaha

@dannydorrito2315

10 жыл бұрын

whats the sequel going to be shipped in a bag full of tared thats saids ride tro hell 2?

@dannydorrito2315

10 жыл бұрын

MrTheSuperMarioBros tard not tared

@combatbenyamin

10 жыл бұрын

Know what's even worse? The original game and trailer had a lot of promise and potential. It was pretty much open world biker GTA.

This is one of his best videos

"why have you done this road" "road to tranquility" "yipee" why is he so cute here *dies*

@metaltrombone549

5 жыл бұрын

Just stopping by to let you know about the likes on this comment

@Ublivion01

4 жыл бұрын

I can’t mentally like this comment it’s number is too perfect

@anubishatesme7932

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ublivion01 someone ruined it...

@Ublivion01

4 жыл бұрын

Razor Wolf NOOOO

Man, it's crazy to think this is how Charlie used to be. But then again, it isn't. He's come so far, and he's grown so much. I'm really happy to see just how much Charlie has grown. It's been a blast

5:00 you mean no man's sky

worst game and best commentator a good recipe for amazingness

Riveting. Wonderful emotion makes this video powerful and moving.

7:04 He rode from the sky like a fucking Valkyrie

Cr1tikal, it really sucks that you dont get the love you should get you deserve so much more, with everything... the fact that you give you're money to charity and do this to make people laugh, the fact that you dont care what people do with your video's... i really love you and i hope you will get by you money problems

Holy moly the colors and textures were almost realistic but those leg proportions

@WalterWhite-th7qu

3 жыл бұрын

Were you serious? The graphics looked ugly, i've seen better looking games from early 2000s

0:34 "You've grown up to be one tall sack of shit" "Don't look so sad Mikey you're a tall sack of shit!" Even back then penguinz was stressing about the height

The more I watch cr1tikal, the more I fall in love with him and the more I wonder about his sex life and I why I'm not a part of it.

@nobody0

10 жыл бұрын

you make me uncomfortable

@paulsenseney5499

9 жыл бұрын

I like this person.

@plaham7288

9 жыл бұрын

To kinds of people.

@plaham7288

9 жыл бұрын

Two*

@paulsenseney5499

9 жыл бұрын

^^^

1:35 "good news Mikey they will never look here for us" Mikey proceeds to ascend to a separate plane of existance.

your commentary is the stuff of legends!

Anyone else watching this in 2022

KZread really knows how to recommend these classics

This was your best one. It had the widest range of emotion I've heard from you yet. "Why have you done this, road?"

I sure hope Mikey learned his lesson.

Oh god this is one of the funniest ones he's done in a long time. All his videos are hilarious but I could not stop laughing throughout this video omfg.

"My bike's got a mind of it's own, and the only thing on my bike's mind, is SPEED. Too fuckin' fast."This is epic shit right there.

It's a shame this game turned out the way it did, it looks as though it had the makings of a fairly decent B-Rated title. Good character models, nice textures, even the bikes looked convincing, unlike some other games that look like a 2 y ear old designed them. If only it weren't for the game breaking disappearing roads and bad voice acting, this game might actually be worth $15.

@m.c.ballyhoo1494

9 жыл бұрын

Ya, it had the makings of a true masterpiece.

@TTKMKaizen

9 жыл бұрын

M.C. Ballyhoo Woah, I wouldn't go that far ;)

@m.c.ballyhoo1494

9 жыл бұрын

TTKMKaizen Cmon, killing,sex,and awesome Harleys. If you ever see anything better then that then I do too!

@m.c.ballyhoo1494

9 жыл бұрын

Any other video games, that is.

@igetboredproductions

9 жыл бұрын

TTKMKaizen Actually, this really would have turned out to be a great game if it came out how it was intended. It was going to be an open world where you could freely hop on your bike and drive around like GTA style. However, it was made with an indie developer budget and suffered a lot for being too ambitious. What we got was this. It makes you feel bad for the developers.

"Are you calling me a dummy boy? Yeah actually thank you that was nice of you to say that"

I don't know if Cr1ikal is being sarcastic or if he genuinely likes this game.

@ChocolateMilkMage

10 жыл бұрын

I don't think anyone can like this game.

this guy’s hilarious 😭

when you just fell off the road i died

"Am i driving in the city of bad parking decisions" no cr1tikal, you are not driving on new jersey

Well.....the road was all but surprised lmao

I'm always happy when Cr1tikal uploads a video, but I'm especially happy that he uploaded this video, which is longer than usual, when he's going through some personal shit as well. I'm glad he can keep the videos coming so far.

This was the best birthday present ever, thank you for posting it on my 18th ;3

~My mind has got a mind of its own

Is this the final version of Days Gone?

@user-xh8df9oz4y

7 жыл бұрын

No it's the 3rd Alpha demo beta early access version.

These kinds of videos where you cut together 10 minutes of a longer game session are my favorites of yours because I think you come out with better stuff when you get properly engrossed into a game.

When he was doing the powerslide of peace, I felt genuinely relaxed. Critikal's powerful voice, mingling with soft acoustic guitars... the splendid mountains an floating road... I feel great.

still better than Battlefield 2042

The ending part where his arm was stuck and his face kept switching between angry and neutral had me dying 😂 I love your videos on these shite games

My ribs hurt from the end there, where Jake's arm was just floating there. I can barely breath from laughing so hard.

Yea man, he is like such a good man, he even doesn't takes money that he gets from his video's, he gives it to charity, this man deserves i don't know a big statue in some place.

Where you goin', Cherry Pie?

thanks I haven't laughed so hard for a long time.

Who's watching the old videos of Charlie in 2021?

Dude, I LOL'ed the whole time during this video. Great job.

Recommended to me in 2023

Man... mic quality has changed

almost five years ago i saw this for the first time and discovered Charlie. amazing how time flies ;_;

One of the best commentaries so far!

They should change the game's title to "The Ride to Enlightenment: The Final Frontier"...

this was fucking great

I laughed so hard I cried and almost suffocated. I love your videos.

Your videos are so fricken AMAZING!!! you are like the best person on youtube in my opinion

8:23 - YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Also, these characters' bodies are really disproportionate.

8:40 boi he be dabbin

OH MY GOD DUDE OH MY GOD I PLAYED THAT GAME A LOT WHEN I WAS A KID AND LOVED IT THEN I STOPPED AND FORGOT NAME I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO REMEMBER IT FOREVER AT LEAST 4 YEARS HOLY SHIT THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU ARE MY HERO

Dude the way you were awkward and fumbling for words in your last video showed the sincerity of how you really felt about your current situation. You are a humble person and do care about your fans. Thanks!

The lost and dammed could never

had to pause it because I was laughing so hard

"The most peacful slide I ever seen, I can..." I almost laughed to die

my bike has a mind of its own, and the only thing on my bikes mind, is speed. greatest thing i ever heard

just watch angry joes review of this... it explain everything wrong about this game

@Dovahkiin495

10 жыл бұрын

Watch Inside Gaming's play through of this too, it's amazing. AJ's Review only showed about half the problems, Inside Gaming showed the other half.

@YourXboxClown

10 жыл бұрын

Play this game... It explains everything wrong about this game.

@Mrhammermcgoatie

10 жыл бұрын

>Watching Pertubed Pedro

@goldengameA

10 жыл бұрын

YourXboxClown Don't play the game :/

@Stayoffhereable

9 жыл бұрын

Does this game have open source code? If it does, that would be a fun idea to bring to my computer science class and see if we can fix it:D

this game was in development during five years...

fantastic game, fantastic graphics very good voice acting and well coded and designed by the developers

Critikal, you do good here. I'm not saying anything sarcastic. You give people smiles and laughter and sometimes your channel is the only place some people get it. A lot of people thank you, and we're all your friends.