Ricky Gervais Is The Greatest Story Teller! Noah's Ark Reaction!

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  • @grantstephenmcculloch1953
    @grantstephenmcculloch19537 ай бұрын

    This is not risqué for the UK, we are increasingly Atheistic, and I am very happy with that

  • @Rick-da-scale

    @Rick-da-scale

    7 ай бұрын

    And ditto for Australia. Last census shows only 43% christians, yet we have a five times lower crime rate per each 1000 people than the highly christian US. That wipes out the notion that you can only have morals if you follow god.🦘

  • @Cunning.Stunt7

    @Cunning.Stunt7

    7 ай бұрын

    The amount of detentions I got at middle school for questioning my queries about what we was being taught in RE. My Religious Education Tutor, fucking hated me, you could almost see the dread she felt as her prooper twitched like a rabbits nose, every time I raised my hand in class. Logical questions a child has while showing early critical thinking skills, is A BIG NO NO in any Religious sect/cult.

  • @craigmitcham2619

    @craigmitcham2619

    7 ай бұрын

    i too ask my re teacher why do everyone think this is true, the answer i got was it was written in books many years ago, im still amazed how many gullible people there are in this world@@Cunning.Stunt7

  • @grunge_surf_witch_uk9130

    @grunge_surf_witch_uk9130

    7 ай бұрын

    @@Cunning.Stunt7I never got detention I just walked out of school 😂 I’d had enough back in 89/92

  • @guardianofsummerset451

    @guardianofsummerset451

    7 ай бұрын

    Good thing you are all so open minded and rational. Enjoy getting replaced by blacks and muslims in less than 30 years, than the atheists will be 1% again.

  • @DaveJavoux
    @DaveJavoux7 ай бұрын

    And yet people live amongst us that insist this was true!

  • @Effect-Without-Cause

    @Effect-Without-Cause

    7 ай бұрын

    Some scientists are speculating that about 12k years ago a meteor hit an ocean somewhere and caused massive floodings all over the world, which is where flooding myths originate from. So no matter how dumb a story is, there's often some truth in it.

  • @craigmitcham2619

    @craigmitcham2619

    7 ай бұрын

    millions of gullible people out there

  • @paulthompson2231

    @paulthompson2231

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@craigmitcham2619billions

  • @jameswright...

    @jameswright...

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@Effect-Without-Cause Floods happen all over the world today, sometimes taking out whole towns. If anything it just shows nature happens because it's a long stretch from floods in places around the world to covering the world a boat full of animals etc. Especially when 12k ago was pre human settlement. The dinosaur meteorite didn't even cover the world with flood water.

  • @anushkasekkingstad1300

    @anushkasekkingstad1300

    4 ай бұрын

    US Americans are gullible enough to believe absolutely anything.

  • @kevanwillis4571
    @kevanwillis45717 ай бұрын

    'How's he going to make this funny?' He's Ricky F*ckin' Gervais!😅

  • @JustMeHere359
    @JustMeHere3597 ай бұрын

    Any of his specials/stand up shows are top notch, Science, Animals, Politics, Fame to name a few. The most up to date is Supernature. He takes no prisoners.

  • @bobbierocksbuster5584
    @bobbierocksbuster55847 ай бұрын

    The fella on the right has the sense of humour of a brick

  • @andrew348

    @andrew348

    7 ай бұрын

    It's haunted him all his life

  • @geofftottenperthcoys9944

    @geofftottenperthcoys9944

    7 ай бұрын

    yep

  • @patricialewis1464

    @patricialewis1464

    7 ай бұрын

    I’ve oftener wondered what the fuck he’s doing there

  • @bobbierocksbuster5584

    @bobbierocksbuster5584

    7 ай бұрын

    @@patricialewis1464 Patricia the other blokes must think you have read their minds,I've got a gang of friends and we've all got the same sense of humour but that dim fecker must feel like a spare prick at a wedding,hope you are happy, safe and healthy

  • @evilscotsman495

    @evilscotsman495

    7 ай бұрын

    Was about to say the same. 😂

  • @judsdragon
    @judsdragon7 ай бұрын

    i was surprised that ricky didnt point out that there was 2 male lions, they both had manes and only males have a mane the lionesses dont lol

  • @piggypiggypig1746

    @piggypiggypig1746

    7 ай бұрын

    One of them was identifying as female

  • @CuriousFocker

    @CuriousFocker

    7 ай бұрын

    If you watch the original video of Ricky, he did point out that exact fact.

  • @markborder906

    @markborder906

    7 ай бұрын

    Both those Ostriches were male as well.

  • @dazediss6629
    @dazediss66294 ай бұрын

    Mental that even after this video, the immediate response from one dude is “I do believe in god”. Just shows that when people you trust at a young age force ideology upon you, it really is etched in stone. I respect anyone’s beliefs about any ideology. But the clue is in the name; ideology. It’s an idea. Scientific fact has already proven; the Big Bang & evolution. There’s nothing more to argue.

  • @cityboyreactions

    @cityboyreactions

    4 ай бұрын

    Nobody forced anything onto us lol. Science is imperfect at time as well. The theory of evolution has holes as well if we wanted to nitpick. The beauty about the western world is that you do get to believe in a God or ideology without consequence. It seems that atheists are more troubled by a religious person than a religious person is bothered by atheists nowadays. I wouldn’t want to force my religion onto you, why are you so hellbent on your end?

  • @colindebourg9012

    @colindebourg9012

    4 ай бұрын

    It's called brainwashing.

  • @eddhardy1054

    @eddhardy1054

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@cityboyreactions The difference is the science community are willing to admit there's stuff that they don't understand or understand imperfectly...religious folks tend not to. 🤔

  • @mikedemike5393

    @mikedemike5393

    4 ай бұрын

    they are both theories....evolution is a theory....big bang is a theory...what went bang...besides it does not conflict with the bible story of the word created the heavens...frank zappa called it the big note digression......so a clarion call or word was spoken..lets say a trumpet blew and from the frequency of the clarion called all sub harmonics begin...higher ghost frequencies and lower sub harmonics...the vibrations cause things to vibrate and spin..

  • @anushkasekkingstad1300

    @anushkasekkingstad1300

    4 ай бұрын

    It’s remarkable that in backwards countries like the US that Christian’s were allowed to indoctrinate their children with the “god” nonsense. Look at the dysfunctional mess the US is as a consequence. In the much more civilised Nordic countries, religious indoctrination was made a crime decades ago and life is so much better because most of us are atheist.

  • @johnhall42
    @johnhall424 ай бұрын

    Damn, I too was given a Noah’s Ark storybook for attendance at Sunday school.

  • @doffehalls7238
    @doffehalls72387 ай бұрын

    This show is awsome

  • @kimbirch1202
    @kimbirch12027 ай бұрын

    If Eve hadn't listened to that talking snake, none of this would have been necessary.

  • @chrismcardell8137
    @chrismcardell81377 ай бұрын

    Noah didn't save the world - he sentence everyone not allowed on his boat to death. If god can do anything why did he not just make humans good instead of killing them all. Ricky is a Genius

  • @kimbirch1202

    @kimbirch1202

    7 ай бұрын

    Yes, the OT god figure is an insane psychopathic killer, who enjoys inflicting pain on his own creation ! He even, allegedly, wanted his beloved Son, Jesus , to die an agonising death. What a load of superstitious nonsense.

  • @michaelware2821

    @michaelware2821

    4 ай бұрын

    Because being good because you have to is not being good

  • @Solunne

    @Solunne

    4 ай бұрын

    @@michaelware2821 Because being good to avoid being tortured and killed it's really good?

  • @michaelware2821

    @michaelware2821

    4 ай бұрын

    @Solunne if I understand your question, no... if we believe God is all powerful, why allow anyone to be bad... it's because being forced to be good is not being good... choosing to do the right thing is being good

  • @fezzik7619
    @fezzik76195 күн бұрын

    Blasphemy is a victimless crime. Keep going Ricky!

  • @GeorgeeJunglee
    @GeorgeeJunglee4 ай бұрын

    One word: "Gilgamesh"

  • @kimbirch1202
    @kimbirch12027 ай бұрын

    I've met so - called adults who actually believe these kind of OT fairytales !

  • @CuriousFocker

    @CuriousFocker

    7 ай бұрын

    Many of them are members of congress, or members of the supreme court in the USA.

  • @kimbirch1202

    @kimbirch1202

    7 ай бұрын

    @RichardLoganCF These corrupt politicians all pretend to be Christians, to get votes, or blindly believe every story in an old book, because it is in an old book 🤣🤣

  • @Ash_MC91
    @Ash_MC918 ай бұрын

    You guys HAVE to do The Moaning Of Life soon!!!

  • @kevinlakeman5043

    @kevinlakeman5043

    7 ай бұрын

    The 'moaning'?

  • @Ash_MC91

    @Ash_MC91

    7 ай бұрын

    @kevinlakeman5043 yeah, moaning. Karl's other show, look it up.

  • @MrDarkweaver
    @MrDarkweaver7 ай бұрын

    The issue with most of the religious is that they don't actually read the sacred scriptures that their belief system is predicated on. As soon as they do, either their religious beliefs become extreme to the point of denial of reality, they adopt a version of their faith that ignores most of their sacred scriptures and buys into a version that plays into their existing value systes, or they become atheists. Best way to turn someone into an atheist is ask them to read the Bible, or Qu'ran or Torah with any kind of critical thinking, and it will take them less than the first book of these tomes to realise that there are serious discrepancies with the way the world actually is, and the way the world is presented in their sacred books. Keep reading, it gets wild....And more and more unbelieveable as anything other than the writings of a bunch of Iron Age goat-herders, fishermen and carpenters who didn't know the earth revolves around the sun, and that demons in the blood don't cause disease.

  • @kimbirch1202

    @kimbirch1202

    7 ай бұрын

    Yes, I agree. The problem is that many Christian doctrines, and many passages on the Bible, completely contradict the teachings of Jesus Christ, in the gospels. Many so - called Christians ignore those teachings altogether, and prefer OLD testament nonsense and fairytales.

  • @paulblyde2175
    @paulblyde21754 ай бұрын

    If Noah made a sacrifice surely it was a living creature ...that's where the unicorns went...damn Noah..😅🤣🙊🙉🙈

  • @eddhardy1054

    @eddhardy1054

    4 ай бұрын

    Or the poor bloody dragons.

  • @desmondmurray5160

    @desmondmurray5160

    4 ай бұрын

    We've still got them in Scotland 🙂

  • @eddhardy1054

    @eddhardy1054

    4 ай бұрын

    @@desmondmurray5160 I envy you guys. You have unicorns, the Welsh have dragons but all we English have are those f*cking grey squirrels.

  • @eb1970
    @eb19705 ай бұрын

    Koala bears where on there too? So Noah already knew about australia?? Wow!

  • @verasreckovic4443

    @verasreckovic4443

    4 ай бұрын

    Koalas are not bears! 😂

  • @eb1970

    @eb1970

    4 ай бұрын

    @@verasreckovic4443 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koala

  • @mikedemike5393

    @mikedemike5393

    4 ай бұрын

    koalas are not bears they are called koalas...and Australia was in a different location as all the land formed a super continent where Australia was joined onto south east asia.

  • @eb1970

    @eb1970

    4 ай бұрын

    @@mikedemike5393 6000 years ago, the age of this planet according to the book of bullshit, australia was exactly there where it is right now. And the land was full of koala bears. There was no white chocolate yet, you know, that white sweet stuff that isn’t really chocolate but everybody calls it that. If you are so interested in the truth, why be religious?

  • @mikedemike5393

    @mikedemike5393

    4 ай бұрын

    what you think aboriginals have been in Australia for 65k years....your wrong...the great flood happen and was 4 and a half thousand years ago....terra formation happens very fast....the euphrates river began in Tanzania and was the nile river and travelled to the levant which was land...there is no creature called koala bear...they are marsupials not bears....AUSTRALIA WAS PART OF pANGAEA...EVEN OUR LYING GEOLOGIST SAY THAT...THE FIRSTB BOOK of the bible was summerian records kept on clay tablets and record the early years...what you consider is history was created in 1589 by joseph scalergi and is false....i dont go to church..there is a difference between religion and theology@@eb1970

  • @TheDranny
    @TheDranny7 ай бұрын

    Kid on the right is seething 😂

  • @grunge_surf_witch_uk9130
    @grunge_surf_witch_uk91307 ай бұрын

    Guy on right always looks bored or doesn’t understand the jokes or humour? Main guy reminds me of Huey from Fun Loving Criminals! Nice to see you all back 😊👍🏻

  • @Rick-da-scale
    @Rick-da-scale7 ай бұрын

    After Ricky pointed out how stupid and impossible the story was, one of the guys said, "yeah I believe in god." This really gets to me, you can go through the entire book and find everything wrong with the story, yet the indoctrinated people still believe it. Amazing. 🇦🇺🦘

  • @judsdragon

    @judsdragon

    7 ай бұрын

    thats why they call it faith lol the ability to believe something without any tangible proof, this is why in an interview ricky says if they destroyed all the books in the world in 1000 years u would have totally different religions but they would be doing the same scientific experiments, cos science is built on trial and error and empirical evidence not folk stories

  • @Rick-da-scale

    @Rick-da-scale

    7 ай бұрын

    Several thousand years ago, god threw a tantrum because people were behaving badly and therefore wiped them all out. The new population includes those from the Middle Ages, people who had the morals of an alley cat. Disgusting horrible people. In more recent centuries people haven't been much better. Strange then that there hasn't been another "world wide flood." 🤣🇦🇺🦘

  • @Rick-da-scale

    @Rick-da-scale

    7 ай бұрын

    @@makadeni123 The definition of a "loving" god. One who demands the sacrifice of people's first born baby. States that disobedient children should be stoned to death. Advises parents to sell their daughters as slaves. Tell soldiers to kill everyone except the virgin girls which they can keep for themselves. (I wonder why 🙀) Sends Alisa two bears to slaughter 42 children for giving cheek about Alisa's bald head. Because of Eve, makes every woman to be born in the future suffer massive pain In giving birth. If I keep writing these, it will turn into a book. 🇦🇺🦘

  • @Rick-da-scale

    @Rick-da-scale

    7 ай бұрын

    @@makadeni123 With superpowers, there are many ways Jesus could have avoided being crucified. Then all he had to do was say, "Hey people I forgive you for all your sins. No need for the dying to do that. 🐨

  • @rayfighter

    @rayfighter

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@Rick-da-scalebut that kind of the story wouldn't be good enough for the butthurt angry death cult primitives who wrote it.

  • @fal54
    @fal546 ай бұрын

    The problem with Christianity/religion, people take it as absolute truth. Religion should be used as guidelines teaching morals and how to use a free will responsibly. Not to kill not to steal ect. The stories ARENT fact, it’s the moral lesson, which people confuse not that these things happen and that’s just a way for us to be able to interpret them.

  • @HandSoloRecords
    @HandSoloRecords7 ай бұрын

    If Noah only saved two of each animal, what did he sacrifice at the end? One of the animals? Thus extinguishing a whole species... Or maybe fish? Or one of his family?

  • @OtherSideOfMorning

    @OtherSideOfMorning

    7 ай бұрын

    Not that it matters but he had more of some than others in the story

  • @XtreeM_FaiL

    @XtreeM_FaiL

    7 ай бұрын

    What ever was still alive after 6 months, I quess.

  • @PD-jk5hd

    @PD-jk5hd

    7 ай бұрын

    I've seen a meme where some children's books of the story have shown two male lions! I'm all for that but not sure how God's intention of procreation would work there! I guess for an illustrator or children, the mane of a male lion is much more distinctive than depicting a female

  • @XtreeM_FaiL

    @XtreeM_FaiL

    7 ай бұрын

    @@PD-jk5hd Ned Flanders.

  • @tommi7554

    @tommi7554

    7 ай бұрын

    And where did Noah put all the food and the water for all of them. It was a long ride and 10million species to feed, no room to move, big animals eat tons of food a day. This story was made in time and area when they didn't understand how big the world was and how many species there was...

  • @markalexander3659
    @markalexander36595 ай бұрын

    Fortunately this isn't considered edgy or controversial in the UK because thankfully we're becoming an increasingly atheist place. And even the people we do have who believe in God aren't (no offense) crazy like a lot of religious people in the US.

  • @karu1585
    @karu15856 ай бұрын

    The whites where so angry about the jokes that was the highlight hahaha

  • @MrHistorian123
    @MrHistorian1237 ай бұрын

    What animal did Noah sacrifice, because if there were only 2 of them in the first place, he's just caused the extinction of a species.

  • @CuriousFocker

    @CuriousFocker

    7 ай бұрын

    probably one or two of the clean animals of which there were 7 pairs, "Of every clean animal, take with you seven pairs, a male and its mate". Clean animals being those land animals that chew the cud and have a divided hoof, such as cattle, deer, goats, and sheep. Every animal that has a split hoof not completely divided or that does not chew the cud is unclean, such as pigs, rabbits, and hares.

  • @MrHistorian123

    @MrHistorian123

    7 ай бұрын

    @@CuriousFocker Pity the whole story is complete bollocks, though.

  • @benny210169
    @benny2101697 ай бұрын

    So Noah did a sacrifice after the flood and with what animal that now must be extinct?

  • @amandaclark9302
    @amandaclark93024 ай бұрын

    React to the song demons by social repose

  • @OriginalNuckChorris
    @OriginalNuckChorris4 ай бұрын

    Mind the two MALE lions.

  • @TheAgalmic
    @TheAgalmic7 ай бұрын

    The first thing God did was offer up a sacrifice... oops, there goes one of only two, wonder what species we lost, did he sacrifice a Unicorn?

  • @dareal5401
    @dareal54012 ай бұрын

    the 2 lions are males😂

  • @robharris8844U
    @robharris8844U4 ай бұрын

    I could see you on this panel with squeaky bums on your seats. When you have been brought up on a book of stories and myths and see it given the rational eye its understandable.😂🤣it going to make you uneasy.😂😅

  • @anahi977
    @anahi9774 ай бұрын

    Kabalist are like : ''he's all wrong but he's fun''

  • @justincredible.
    @justincredible.3 ай бұрын

    Most fish (almost all) would NOT survive if the fresh and salt water mixed, and there's the temperature and PH values. (Almost) all plants and trees would never survive such a period underwater. And several civilizations lived through the supposed period of the flood and never even mentioned it!

  • @johnnyd1790
    @johnnyd17904 ай бұрын

    I've seen nearly all there is of Bill Burr and Ricky Gervais, the best one is Louis K.C. and he's more pushing than Ricky and David Chapelle combined. The only man to be interdicted in the US as far as I know.😏

  • @jonathanball8237
    @jonathanball82372 ай бұрын

    So Moses made a sacrifice- so he killed one of only two animals left in the whole world - I presume he sacrificed a unicorn!?!?

  • @ianeagle40nil
    @ianeagle40nil4 ай бұрын

    And how accurate is word of mouth….. wake up dudes.🤔

  • @HanMoP
    @HanMoP4 ай бұрын

    13:53 first ting Noah did was to build an altar and made a sacrifice to God for saving them... Why did Noah sacrifice the female unicorn?

  • @llebnevets21
    @llebnevets214 ай бұрын

    Another important fact people overlook from this story... its belived adam and eve are the startof humanity..... well after this wouldn't it be noah and his wife?

  • @justincredible.
    @justincredible.3 ай бұрын

    There is so much evidence AGAINST that BS story!

  • @Richard-darixdax
    @Richard-darixdax4 ай бұрын

    The greatest story teller is Billy Connelly

  • @darrenprince2044
    @darrenprince20444 ай бұрын

    Ricky Gervais show? Dont you mean the office? The original one, 2 seasons of that is better than 8 of the American one

  • @itsakittyting
    @itsakittyting7 ай бұрын

    Europe is not religious so this was not offensive or risky at all

  • @bas7905
    @bas79057 ай бұрын

    "He can make anything funny"....🤦‍♂️ The whole story, no, EVERYTHING about EVERY religion is hilarious when you are the tiniest bit smart. Religion, and now say it with me : IS FOR STUPID PEOPLE ONLY. Sheople. Ricky is not stupid and he's funny.

  • @QueenBabylonnia
    @QueenBabylonnia4 ай бұрын

    So with only two animals (one of each sex) bought onto the ark which animal did Noah sacrifice!…. Wonder how the teacher answered that one to the children.😊

  • @tomhart5465
    @tomhart54657 ай бұрын

    "I think I believe in God🤔 Yeah! I do believe in God!"🙏🏼 Now THAT'S what I call a BELIEVER!😇

  • @craigmitcham2619

    @craigmitcham2619

    7 ай бұрын

    i call gullible

  • @BRAG3A

    @BRAG3A

    7 ай бұрын

    havr you ever prayed?

  • @tomhart5465

    @tomhart5465

    7 ай бұрын

    @@BRAG3A Ye, when I was 4, I got separated from my granny at the local fun fair!🙏🏼 True story!😆

  • @BRAG3A

    @BRAG3A

    7 ай бұрын

    @@tomhart5465 So it worked? He helped you find your Granny But wont help the 6 million jews being killed in the holocoast or the 40 million children that are starving in Africa as we speak. Or the kids in Gaza. But he helped you find your granny. Sounds like a nice god

  • @tomhart5465

    @tomhart5465

    7 ай бұрын

    @@BRAG3A Nah! Turns out Gran was hiding behind the coconut stall laughing at me praying and weeping! I think it was "the other one" got Granny that night!👹

  • @victorpulis5113
    @victorpulis51137 ай бұрын

    Actually Noah took SEVEN pairs of every clean animal and just ONE pair of unclean animal!!! so it was more crowded than we thought!

  • @verasreckovic4443

    @verasreckovic4443

    4 ай бұрын

    What?? Did you say "Actually"...??? Were you there to witness this??? 😂😂

  • @victorpulis5113

    @victorpulis5113

    4 ай бұрын

    it's in the bible! read it!@@verasreckovic4443

  • @danmancmufc
    @danmancmufc5 ай бұрын

    How can you still believe in a God after watching that 😂😂 grow up brother

  • @davids4313
    @davids43137 ай бұрын

    2 ads every 6 minutes you greedy city boys.

  • @CroftyOriginal
    @CroftyOriginal7 ай бұрын

    Pleaseeeee leave your mics alone! I don't mind watching your videos but seriously, hands off the mics!

  • @BlooMKunKy
    @BlooMKunKy2 ай бұрын

    bloke on the right. are you tired bubba? you have no idea what the fuck you are laughing at.

  • @kevanwillis4571
    @kevanwillis45717 ай бұрын

    Sorry Connor but this is mainly BS. Also, why is he playing Irish music to a British reaction?

  • @jamesmcnaught6341
    @jamesmcnaught634123 күн бұрын

    Question everything ! If you ask enough questions, the only answer is that God doesn't exist.

  • @Dee-gi4ge

    @Dee-gi4ge

    7 күн бұрын

    Yep and Santa clause and the tooth fairy they all exist.

  • @jamesmcnaught6341

    @jamesmcnaught6341

    7 күн бұрын

    @@Dee-gi4ge shit I just realised I made a typo! Stupid auto correct. It should say God doesn't exist. Ffs (I'll edit now!)

  • @Dee-gi4ge

    @Dee-gi4ge

    7 күн бұрын

    @@jamesmcnaught6341 🤣 hilarious

  • @paulkeogh3518
    @paulkeogh35184 ай бұрын

    Sounds to me like woke qualifies as a religion. Being full of holes and when thought about logically doesn’t make sense.

  • @cityboyreactions

    @cityboyreactions

    4 ай бұрын

    Religion has aspects that require much more philosophical debate than simply imperial evidence. Religion can point to the creation of the cosmos to begin to support the existence of God. To compare wokeness, a relatively modern term and idea, to religion is logically lazy

  • @paulkeogh3518

    @paulkeogh3518

    4 ай бұрын

    @@cityboyreactions Religion’s are created by humans to control the behaviour of other humans. Our species has existed a little over 190,000 years. Hinduism considered the oldest established religion is approximately 9000 years old and Judaism the second oldest at about 4000 years old. In relative terms religion is a new idea.

  • @jimholtz6191
    @jimholtz61914 ай бұрын

    Ricky Gervais can be good, but his anti LGBTQ stuff is unsavory to say the least.

  • @CoffeeCartel666
    @CoffeeCartel6667 ай бұрын

    Mf said how is he gonna make Noah’s ark funny 😅😂 yanks really are numb asf 😅