i’m-i’m-i’m-i’m-i’m i’m not a crook-crook

@this.iszoha_

3 ай бұрын

THIEVING, STEALING, TAKING WHAT'S NOT YOURS- TAKING WHAT'S NOT YOURS- TAKING WHAT'S NOT YOURS :3

@kadenandthespiderok663

3 ай бұрын

TAKING WHATS NOT YOURS

@valorreii

3 ай бұрын

that’s the only reason I’m here ngl

@CiannasTravelDiaries

3 ай бұрын

@@kadenandthespiderok663I don’t really know if she cares or not, all I know is she left a lot of stuff in my apartment. She’s never getting back.

@BlueDolphinAnimates

2 ай бұрын

Im-im-im-im-im not a- not a crook

thieving, stealing, taking what’s not yours 🗣️🗣️

@goombamoomba9928

3 ай бұрын

i-i-i-i-i i'm not a crook

@shaner_manerzz6644

3 ай бұрын

REAL

@veronicablack2533

2 ай бұрын

she's never getting back‼️‼️🗣️🗣️

@Dreaming_404

2 ай бұрын

And as the smell on my pillow fades ⁉️⁉️

@strangefella27

2 ай бұрын

Her cigarettes might stay 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

I just can't believe this was the first and last time a politician had ever lied to the public. Such a shameful moment

@InsideOutAnus

10 ай бұрын

underrated comment

@-James-A

10 ай бұрын

You, my friend, are a legend! Haha

@pineconesnowstorm

10 ай бұрын

Well, at least he was held somewhat accountable for his actions. Hopefully we can continue that path.

@jonahh2829

10 ай бұрын

​@pineconesnowstorm not really, the following administration pardoned him. Plus if anyone else did what he did they would be charged with treason.

@brandoncortezemmanuel357

10 ай бұрын

@@pineconesnowstormHopefully we can get the current president to be truthful for once.

"I-I-I-Im Not a- not a crook"

@CaymenEditz

2 ай бұрын

THIEVING STEALING TAKING WHATS NOT YOURS

@chopparowel6215

Ай бұрын

Thevin stealing taking what's not yours taking what's not your that's thevin taking what's not your

@chronictheaterkid

17 күн бұрын

​@@chopparowel6215I DONT REALLY KNOW IF SHE KNOWS OR NOT

@girlleavemealone--

17 күн бұрын

​@@chronictheaterkid BUT I LEFT SOME STUFF IN HER JEWELRY BOX

@chronictheaterkid

17 күн бұрын

@@girlleavemealone-- AND SHES WEARING OUT MY RINGS

“Mr. President, can you make me some eggs and bacon?” “I am not a cook”

@adog3129

3 жыл бұрын

I was about to make that one

@scoobydoo5661

3 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@misaelarvizu9616

2 жыл бұрын

Yo Mr.nixon we gotta make more meth yo

@saulgoodmanKAZAKH

2 жыл бұрын

Bro how'd this get 1,5K likes

@scoobydoo5661

2 жыл бұрын

@@saulgoodmanKAZAKH because it's fucking Hilarious

“Mr President, will you turn over a new leaf?” “I am not a book”

@carter87.86

3 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't the person turning over a new leaf be a person, and not a book, since the book is what you are turning, do better next time cmon this isn't amateur hour

@danielhaslam5179

3 жыл бұрын

@@carter87.86 All 323 people who were in the same room laughing at that joke have now left in silence.

@carter87.86

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielhaslam5179 damn thats crazy

@tremendousyeet3467

3 жыл бұрын

😂👈😂👏😂👈😂👏😂 i don't know what the hell is up with the three comments above me. I'll just set this thread back on track and give this golden joke the 😂 it deserves.

@CaliJose209

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielhaslam5179 I came back in laughing 😂

This man is so easy to read. Nixon: I'm not a book.

@ps4nowwoot972

8 ай бұрын

😂😂

@theorixlux2605

2 ай бұрын

This man is so easy to hire in the kitchen Nixon: I'm not a cook

@theorixlux2605

2 ай бұрын

This man is so easy to spot in star wars Nixon: I'm not an ewok

@theorixlux2605

2 ай бұрын

This man is so easy to place in a chicken coop Nixon: I'm not a cock

@theorixlux2605

2 ай бұрын

This man is so easy to moore a boat to Nixon: I'm not a dock

WE'RE TAKING WHAT'S NOT OURS BACK WITH THIS ONE 🗣💯🙏🔥🔥🔥🔥

"Hey Nixon are you able to move in a straight line on a chessboard?" "I am not a rook."

@Caine61

8 жыл бұрын

***** A weapon to surpass metal gear...

@tavymcsavy

8 жыл бұрын

"Hey Nixon why don't you volunteer at the local library?" "I am not a book"

@TonyDiaz.

7 жыл бұрын

Hey Nixon, will you be developing a virus that infects vocal cords? I'm not a Skull... Whooooooo?!

@TStamp-lw4ku

5 жыл бұрын

Lord Ignis Destroyer of Thots I do t know what a rook is but it still gave me a good laugh

@anastasia2657

5 жыл бұрын

What did Nixon do? He lied to the American peo[le about knowing about the burglary AFTER the fact of the burglary. It has been proven that he did not know about the burglary before it happened, or while it was happening. How many Presidents do you know who lied to the American people. Any? "Your boys will not fight in foreign wars." (FDR while provoking the Japanese to attack). . "Read mylips. No new taxes." (Bush). "Listen to me. I never had sex with that woman.(he repeated this lie under oath in a legal proceeding) (Clinton)' "I'll never lie to ya" (Carter); Ford's many lies are recorded here: www.thecrimson.com/article/1976/10/30/the-pathetic-lie-of-jerry-ford/, "They have weapons of mass destruction" (Bush) (killing how many American servicemen? We don't know because they won't tell us). None of these people got impeached.

“Mr. President, are you scared of crocodiles?” “I am not Captain Hook”

@matthewhedrichjr.5445

3 жыл бұрын

Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!

@bluephish1330

3 жыл бұрын

Makes it even better that this was at Walt Disney World

@menospeakwelsh

3 жыл бұрын

That would certainly explain his "yer" at the end.

@MrFleshyMan

3 жыл бұрын

"I'm a bit hungry." " I'm not a cook. "

@kirbyyourenthusiasm

3 жыл бұрын

Crookodile

tv girl was so random for using this😭

@gummieowo

3 ай бұрын

fr

@lorietherizzler

2 ай бұрын

well not rlly 😭 The song is litch called Taking What's Not Yours and "I'm not a crook" somehow fit

@goober_toober909

Ай бұрын

TV girl sucks

@lorietherizzler

Ай бұрын

@@goober_toober909 im starting to get the conclusion that you don't like TV Girl

@kin-ra0626

Ай бұрын

@@goober_toober909 wrap it up..

"I am not a crook." "I- I- I- I- I- I'm not a crook- crook."

@elsky_els

2 ай бұрын

THIEVING‼️‼️‼️ STEALING‼️‼️‼️ TAKING WHAT'S NOT YOURS‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️

“Mr President did you feel that earthquake?” “I am not ashook”

@jaredallen1950

3 жыл бұрын

Best one yet!!!😂😂😂😂

@smallfry7304

3 жыл бұрын

underrated

@miraclewolf2760

3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant

@zoomerjack5435

3 жыл бұрын

Ironic since Nixon was from California

@quasar960

3 жыл бұрын

Mr president why did you burn the steaks President: I am not a cook!

Fun fact: This speech took place at Disney World.

@andrewjun3835

3 жыл бұрын

Wait. For rea

@andrewjun3835

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry typo. For real? In Disney land?

@madebyshiny

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrewjun3835 yep at Disney's Contemporary Resort in Florida

@dakdak3331

3 жыл бұрын

@@madebyshiny sure did

@claytong2069

3 жыл бұрын

Not fun

“You know where to find me, and I know where to look.”

@lorietherizzler

2 ай бұрын

thievin, stealin' taking what's not yours🗣️🗣️

@goober_toober909

Ай бұрын

TV GIRL SUCKS

@lorietherizzler

Ай бұрын

@@goober_toober909 Ok

@leandoershawty1996

Ай бұрын

@@goober_toober909 did I ask tho?

@cloverp

Ай бұрын

@@goober_toober909listen i dont like tv girl either but can you shut up omg 😭

“I’m not a Cook. I’ve Burned everything I got.” Facts.

"Sounds like someone breaking in" - Nixon being attacked by the undead in the Pentagon.

@ion_power1238

3 жыл бұрын

Finally someone caring to reference actual relevant quotes

@citywick9368

3 жыл бұрын

''just the storm dick...sit down''

@willowandluka5302

3 жыл бұрын

“Do not pray for easy lives, gentleman. Pray to be stronger men.” JFK

@cheese9290

3 жыл бұрын

And why is he here?! You lost!

@grizscrumptious2868

3 жыл бұрын

Good ol' Five.

Greatest speech ever along with "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

@RubbishKunce

Жыл бұрын

Haah, yeah. *Weapons of Mass Destruction*

@scoutman

Жыл бұрын

Both democrats

@antonimartinez9961

Жыл бұрын

​@v Trexler so what? Nixon's ideals do not align with the modern democratic party. He'd be a republican today.

@wmadd7181

Жыл бұрын

​@@scoutman lmao what

@69420dicks

Жыл бұрын

@@scoutman bro what? bill clinton was a democrat, and nixon was FAR, FAR from being one.

"I am not a cook, I've ordered every meal I've eaten."

"Mr. President, will you move forwards or sideways in a straight line" "I'm not a rook"

“Mr president, are you invading the privacy of the American people?” “I am not facebook”

@thenorthcarolinian6796

2 жыл бұрын

Good one

@heyahowareyou5971

2 жыл бұрын

GOLD

@Koreanbrosstidios

2 жыл бұрын

this is gonna blow up

@bresidentpoejiden8253

2 жыл бұрын

Your privacy isn't being invaded when you agreed to the terms of service when signing up.

@suxxbank132

2 жыл бұрын

@@bresidentpoejiden8253 figures Biden would say that.

Trump makes Nixon look honest.

@stephenderogier6790

26 күн бұрын

Angry MAGA-cultists inbound 🤭

"I'm not a crook." THAT'S THIEVIN'!, STEALIN', TAKING WHAT'S NOT YOURS!

@aggelikii_

3 ай бұрын

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

@goober_toober909

Ай бұрын

TV girl =mid

@ghost_of_7th_st.

Ай бұрын

@@goober_toober909you= mid

@_allyzinhofeiop

Ай бұрын

@@goober_toober909 yes, and?

I like how nobody is bringing up that this was done at Walt Disney World

@_DrMemes

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@linkfromzelda1002

3 жыл бұрын

What?

@dennisvelez9846

3 жыл бұрын

This was at the Contemporary Resort’s ballroom at Walt Disney World, surprisingly enough

@ally939

3 жыл бұрын

I can’t believe I didn’t know that until now, and I’m so glad that I do know that now

@splorgify

3 жыл бұрын

Learning that, don’t we all want Mickey to pop in at the end and say “that’s all folks” as that’s looney tunes and he’s a silly mouse getting involved in politics.

“Mr. President, I’m feeling kinda sad.” “I don’t give a fook.”

@theuniverse1158

3 жыл бұрын

Best one yet

@amoral_minority

3 жыл бұрын

This one's original, I like it

@potatobird52

3 жыл бұрын

@@amoral_minority thank you

@ghostofgrozny47

2 жыл бұрын

reminds me of Conor McGregor.

@PingDoofus

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

yk they should put this into a song

@Mani-fd7tx

3 ай бұрын

ikr

@shots-o-shorts7939

Ай бұрын

"I'm not a crook 🗣🗣"

@maxmeepmeep991

23 күн бұрын

0:26

This man really dropped the "i did everything right and they indicted meeee" of his generation, gotta respect that

@christopherregan1654

7 ай бұрын

At least when he did it, it came off as appearing somewhat more dignified, intelligent and sophisticated.

@santividal9387

7 ай бұрын

Even corrupt politicians were more elegant and sophisticated back then. Now they're all like babys. Everyone trying to look cooler than the other...

Morgan Freeman voice: "But he was a crook." I know it's cringe to edit comments but please don't go to replies. It's clear to me now that Nixonites can't take a joke. Now stop arguing over Dick's legacy please. It's unsightly.

@justsomeguy1691

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@fireeye6762

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly didn’t expect to have to scroll down this much to see this comment

@crypto2633

3 жыл бұрын

0.0

@rads2361

3 жыл бұрын

I can hear that in my head.

@gavinknill5346

3 жыл бұрын

morgan freeman voice as slow montage of pictures of Nixon with piano music plays “shortly after, watergate was completely uncovered and Nixon resigned before he could be impeached, and it looks like this is where Mr. Nixon’s story, at least in politics, comes to an end”

Nixon “I’m not a crook” Narrator: “he was definitely a crook”

@reillymcwriting

3 жыл бұрын

“He was.” And now the story of the family who lost everything, and the son who has to bring them back together.

@smokingthereefer92

2 жыл бұрын

Nixon: "I am not a crook" Morgan Freeman: And as the powers came to be,Mr Nixon or Dick as I call him,was indeed a crook!

@paulblartmemecop7218

2 жыл бұрын

Title card: “He was definitely a crook.”

@chiefbeef6251

2 жыл бұрын

I read that in a Morgan Freeman voice

@smileysatanson3404

2 жыл бұрын

''im not a crook'' thats exactly what a crook would say

"i-i-i-i-i'm, not a-not a crook-crook!" 🗣️🔥🔥‼️

Compared to modern day politicians, Nixon is a Saint

@Yatagurusu

7 ай бұрын

No he isnt, he still directly sabotages vietnam and gets 60K americans killed and 2 million vietnamese

@AJ-pc9gu

6 ай бұрын

tell that to indochina

@VapeEscape

5 ай бұрын

He started inflation by inflating the price of gold like a balloon. The economy was stable from WW2 until he got in office. The price of gold was 35 an ounce for 30 years. We had a great economy until he ruined it, He is pure corruption. Put 35 from January 1971 in an inflation calculator and you get 270 not 2052.

@lekevire

5 ай бұрын

tell that to sinoindia

@Rip-Tyro

2 ай бұрын

Tell that to Bangladesh

“Mr. President are you into poetry?” “I can’t come up with a rhyme”

@Damsel_In_Distress_528

3 жыл бұрын

.. at this time"*

@Al-hb6uj

3 жыл бұрын

Oh noooo

@ciaotiziocaius4899

3 жыл бұрын

@@Damsel_In_Distress_528 funniest

@adrianafamilymember6427

3 жыл бұрын

@@Damsel_In_Distress_528 Ey, ... *FOOK* U then .... That is what a treacherous crook or -A FOOK'IN DOOKIE- would do/say

@Damsel_In_Distress_528

3 жыл бұрын

@@adrianafamilymember6427 "Fook" Rhymes with "Book." 【Read this in an overly eccentric/ emotional jester like voice】 Funny, would you take a look, it seems I just snook another Rhyme from mine neverending book of Rhymes.. in which I conveniently have the time... to commit such a crime as absurd as telling Rhymes, but please.. don't be mistook and judge me by how I may look... For I promise you that I Am Not A Crook Well... I suppose there was a time.. YES, a time where I didn't always Rhyme., and once upon this time I may have stole a book or two from one of my own crew.. due too a bet I lost over a challenge to cook the greatest *FONDUE!!!!....* Though my fondue was not sublime, I had to deal with a sue for the books I stole *"From Who?, They Were Never Even Used!"* I never meant to commit a crime, I just wanted to have some words to read for that is how I loved to spend mine downtime. But it seems now I've gotten myself stuck into a bit of a lime that I will have to burden until the end of time, but I say.. I'm am not a Crook... I'm just ought but a helpless poet with the dream to be your cook if you'd only ring that bell for me to hear that chime... the closest sound to complete my neverending Rhymes.

"Hey Nixon, can you understand what Chewbacca's saying?" "I am not a Wook."

@ThiccNose

3 жыл бұрын

.. E

@leopardgeckoonsteroids7012

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThiccNose ie*

@Oliver-gd7uf

3 жыл бұрын

@@leopardgeckoonsteroids7012 iee**

@leopardgeckoonsteroids7012

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThiccNose wooke? 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

@ThiccNose

3 жыл бұрын

@@leopardgeckoonsteroids7012 i wasn't trying to actually spell wookiee.

“Mr. President, did you know today is November 17 on the calendar” “I didn’t look . . .”

“Hey Nixon are you a talented writer?” “I didn’t write a book.”

“Hey Nixon can you sear these clams for me?” “I am not a cook.”

@liberator101

3 жыл бұрын

Ahhahahahhahahahahaha, great one.

@VeN0m88

3 жыл бұрын

YAN CAN COOK , SO CAN YOU !

@scottiep7216

3 жыл бұрын

I bought every food ive eaten -Nixon

@wattson451

3 жыл бұрын

“You’re not the president either, DONKEY” - Gordon Ramsay

@biodtox

3 жыл бұрын

Seared clams old Nixon recipe

"I'm not a crook." The crook said calmly.

@TheStopShort

Жыл бұрын

“RICHARD! DID YA PUT YER NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE RICHARD?!”

@reneauvray3440

Жыл бұрын

Where is the part he said, "I screwed everything up.?"

@ash_11117

Жыл бұрын

Watergate wasn’t his fault, the only bad thing he did was trying to cover it up.

@Pyxlean

Жыл бұрын

​@@ash_11117 He was likely aware of the Watergate break-in. Why else would he try to cover it up?

@ash_11117

Жыл бұрын

@@Pyxlean to keep his associates from getting in trouble

Decades later we have trump’s “I’m an innocent man! The most innocent man that ever was!”

@KyleShiflet13666

11 ай бұрын

Trump is just Nixon 2.0

@julianbufarull7602

10 ай бұрын

Trump is like Nixon if he never read a book.

@-James-A

10 ай бұрын

So you retards are gonna ignore virtually every other corrupt/murderous president ever because Pedowood say Trump bad? They're all crooks and war mongers.

@JohnGardnerAlhadis

10 ай бұрын

"i dID eVeRyTHiNg rIgHt aNd tHeY iNdIcTeD mE"

@PrivateerJimmy

10 ай бұрын

​@@julianbufarull7602wow😂

YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME

@kaileylindsey3654

4 ай бұрын

AND I KNOW WHERE TO LOOK!!!!

@Yeezieez

4 ай бұрын

I I I AM NOT A CROOK!!

@razkrispies

3 ай бұрын

THIEVIN' STEALIN' TAKIN' WHAT'S NOT YOURS

@memetea3491

3 ай бұрын

TAKING WHATS NOT YOURS

@ipromiseimtrying

3 ай бұрын

​​@@memetea3491TAKING WHAT'S NOT YOUSE

“Hey Nixon can you help me with this e-reader?” “I am not a nook”

@nikzen9073

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh idk what it means, but someone just liked my comment on the Shia video (where your pfp is from). It popped up on my notifications as I scrolled passed your comment o_O

@danielmatthews12312

3 жыл бұрын

this joke references ancient artifacts unheard of by most alive today

@YugiMomo

3 жыл бұрын

"well then can I flip through you after reading 2-4 paragraphs of text" "I am not a book, either"

@neildegrassetysonwithaknif7124

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielmatthews12312 bruuuhhhhhhhh I used to have a nook

@ThePaperKhan

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

"Mr. President, what is it with your weird fascination with Ketchup and Cottage Cheese?" "I'm not a cook"

"Mr President can tou tell us about your memoirs?" "I never wrote a book"

Clinton: This burger tastes horrible. Nixon! Nixon: I am not a cook.

@nelsonroscoe2225

9 жыл бұрын

You just made my life.

@Holmarn-

9 жыл бұрын

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@frannyzooey11

9 жыл бұрын

un uh ?

@jedihunter176

9 жыл бұрын

Richard Nixon in the library: I am not a book.

@MoronicAcid1

9 жыл бұрын

***** Richard Nixon at Barnes & Noble: I am not a nook.

"Hey Mr. Nixon can you fend off multiple armies of German mechanized forces in a urban-desert terrain?" "I am not Tobruk."

@EliGutie

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment 10/10

@Balmung115

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed way too hard at this. Thank you!

@balkanmapping9934

3 жыл бұрын

You mean one Italo-German army that had only 4 mobile divisions, with the rest being pure foot infantry.

@johnpaulabocad6941

3 жыл бұрын

@@balkanmapping9934 They have a Rommel

@A-G-A-G

3 жыл бұрын

Damn that’s a good one

00:29 "I- I- I- I- I am not a crook" THEIVING STEALING TAKING WHAT'S NOT YOURS TAKING WHAT'S NOT YOURS TAKING WHAT'S NOT YOURS

Lyrics And I want to say this to the television audience I've made my mistakes But in all of my years of public life I have never profited Never profited From public service I have earned every cent And in all of my years of public life I have never obstructed justice And I think too that I can say That in my years of public life That I welcome this kind of examination Because people have got to know Whether or not their President's a crook Well I'm not a crook I've earned everything I got

@Prussia1867

7 ай бұрын

Thanks for the lyrics man 👍

@user-nh4tp8bd1f

18 күн бұрын

The perfect theme song for Nixon: "Liar" / Three Dog Night.

“Mr. President, can I draw something on you?” “I am not a sketchbook”

@jeffdjmeren4913

3 жыл бұрын

nice

@notpingu707

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@hobomike6935

Жыл бұрын

“I’ve… drawn everything I’m not.”

“Hey Nixon, can we go swimming now?” “I am not a Brook.”

@genzconservative7230

3 жыл бұрын

Brook?

@VinceVegas6

3 жыл бұрын

"Hey Nixon, wanna' make a pasta? " "I am not a Cook"

@adamfirst3772

3 жыл бұрын

lets go fishing... Im not a Hook!!

@laughslapproductions4690

3 жыл бұрын

@@genzconservative7230 a body of water sorta like a stream

@8xRedMonkeyx8

3 жыл бұрын

dumb

"Hey could you put down some shield plates for the team" "i am not rook"

I’m not a crook ❌ I-I-I-I-I-I’m not- not a cr-crook ✅ THEIVIN’, STEALING, TAKIN’, WHATS NOT YOURS🩷💙

Clinton: Hey will you help me catch this fish? Nixon: I am not a hook.

@BeardBeerCigar

5 жыл бұрын

awesome

@marcoAKAjoe

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha gold

@Trolleyatthestation

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

"Mr president, would you like to fly with me?" "I am not a chinook."

@theprofilmstudios

3 жыл бұрын

Damn it! I made the same joke a day earlier lol.

@heatherperleberg7816

3 жыл бұрын

@@theprofilmstudios same here...

@tungusbadungusdepardeux4757

3 жыл бұрын

Conversation between Nixon and Frank Sinatra

@gloriouscontent3538

3 жыл бұрын

And then he disappears forever in one when he resigns.

He said that joke so convincingly. True comedian.

Hank: "Walter Hartwell White you are under arrest" Walter White: "I am not a cook."

'I did not had crook relations with that woman, Mrs. Watergate!"

@Jenkowelten

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the underated comment, Justinian the great

@capybara9069

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@g.w.f.212

3 жыл бұрын

lol it’s a 2 in 1 special

@Colinop

3 жыл бұрын

exactly, they should've read. his. lips

@aiwanano6507

3 жыл бұрын

lol

I never noticed how accurate The Simpsons and Futurama actually nailed Nixon's mannerisms.

@ricky18redblack31

2 жыл бұрын

Arroooo

@arseface2k934

Жыл бұрын

that jowel movement when he says "I've earned" is incredible

@Hithere-uz6wd

Жыл бұрын

Futurama depicted him as a terrible president, was he really that bad?

@arseface2k934

Жыл бұрын

@@Hithere-uz6wd he's widely regarded as one of the worst, but he has plenty of supporters too. his corruption and heel-dragging on vietnam are what nixon are remembered by, overshadowing some of the better things he did like founding the EPA or building relations with China. his longest lasting legacy is probably his war on drugs, which is still in place and after 50 years is proven ineffective to say the least.

@aquamidideluxe5079

Жыл бұрын

Matt Groening is old enough to remember Nixon and hate him accordingly

"Mr. President, why is it so hard to read your true intentions? "I am not a book!"

Aroo.

@nesnerd8361

5 жыл бұрын

Nixon I love u!!! I legit have a picture of u on my door!

@nesnerd8361

5 жыл бұрын

Hurray hurray what will Nixon say today

@cliffrayner3013

3 жыл бұрын

Dude you watch KZread on the afterlife? How Washington doing?

@Jaydog11

3 жыл бұрын

It just a storm Dick sit down

@guzzledgumps2322

3 жыл бұрын

Imnotacrook. Imnotacrook. Imnotacrook. Imnotacrook. IMNOTACROOK!

"Mr president are you the capital of Greenland?" "I am not a Nuuk"

@internetperson9813

3 жыл бұрын

Ho ho ho this is the best one

@jacobtheurer3425

3 жыл бұрын

That makes the ooo sound, I learned that from bill wurtz.

@waytoobiased

3 жыл бұрын

🎶Nuuk 🎵Nuuuuuuuuuuuuk🎵

@jeffdjmeren4913

3 жыл бұрын

I like this

This phrase has the same effect as "Hey, DON'T think of a red apple"

Nixon: I am not a crook, I earned everything I got! Morgan Freeman: *He in fact, was a crook.*

"...Sir, this is a Wendy's"

@georgemackins9500

3 жыл бұрын

He actually said this at Disneyland believe it or not

@bananacrazy554

3 жыл бұрын

“Well I am not a cook”

@hobomike6935

3 жыл бұрын

McDonald’s: I’ve earned every cent I’ve got.

@emmadunn7939

3 жыл бұрын

The Burgerler form MacDonald's...

@i_havethe_highground3955

3 жыл бұрын

@Connor McfarIand if you get so mad at a dead meme you need to go outside and get a hobby

Richard Nixon: I am not a crook. Narrator: He was, in fact, a crook.

@lentisdophlu5357

3 жыл бұрын

Adam Coop Actually, he wasn’t. He did some really bad stuff but he never stole money.

@-actualgoodcontent-4795

3 жыл бұрын

@@lentisdophlu5357 so you have to steal money in order to be considered a crook???

@lentisdophlu5357

3 жыл бұрын

@@-actualgoodcontent-4795 Yes, Nixon wasn’t a crook. He was, however, a criminal.

@thatguythatstoleyourlunch3189

3 жыл бұрын

@@lentisdophlu5357 they’re synonyms though

@lentisdophlu5357

3 жыл бұрын

@@thatguythatstoleyourlunch3189 They’re not really.

"You know where to find me, and I know where to look."

Nixon: “Well I’m not a crook.” My grandfather: “You lying bastard!”

@jackkennedy70

Жыл бұрын

Lets Go Brandon

@AndrewDixon69

11 ай бұрын

Let's Go TRUMP!

@KyleShiflet13666

11 ай бұрын

@@jackkennedy70 trump is just Nixon 2.0

@jackkennedy70

11 ай бұрын

@@KyleShiflet13666 Really, I don't recall Nixon ever putting America 1st or creating jobs for people so they can pay their mortgages and keep food on the table like what Trump did. Now Joe Biden he's the devil

@diegobarbosa7529

11 ай бұрын

@@KyleShiflet13666 aside from watergate Nixon was one of the most accomplished presidents you guys had so that would be a compliment knowing that basically everyone in politics is corrupt.

He sounds nothing like he does in the 3000s

@misseli922

7 жыл бұрын

Tres Waddell 0:31 sounded a lot like he does in futurama xD

@clowntrooper61

7 жыл бұрын

IKR. He doesn't sound anything like the one from black ops zombies either. It was such a surprise to hear his real voice

@krombopulousmichael8292

7 жыл бұрын

sick'em Agnew!

@Azurepeahen

7 жыл бұрын

they exaggerate him

@TheDeagster877

7 жыл бұрын

Dank Crusade AROOO

ANYTHING ELSE IS LIKE GOING TO THE STORE, TAKING THE DISC, AND WALKING OUT THE DOOR‼ 🗣🗣🗣

"Mr. President, are you goofy's laugh?" "I am not a hyuk-hyuk-hyuk."

@tylerkochman1007

2 жыл бұрын

This event was at Disney World, incidentally

@hyperion3145

Жыл бұрын

Nixon doing the Goofy laugh would be nightmare fuel

@specialaccount7631

Жыл бұрын

such a dumb joke but i still laugh 😂

Spoiler: He was a crook.

@JonatasAdoM

4 жыл бұрын

Someone should tell youtube!

@kern5450

4 жыл бұрын

Joseph Joestar wtf, why would you spoil it for me

@nicholasberry8456

4 жыл бұрын

No he isn’t

@zlcoolboy

4 жыл бұрын

Omg no spoilers!

@tea-sus8722

4 жыл бұрын

damn you with your hermit purple

"Mr. President, whats your cross dressing persona?" "The name is Brooke"

it’s called Thievin’ stealin’ taking what’s not yours (I hope you get it)

“Mr president, can I borrow some money?” “I am not a checkbook”

@big_sea

Жыл бұрын

“Mr president, can you provide covering fire from the air?” “I’m not a chinook”

@MadmanGoneMad2012

Жыл бұрын

"Can't find my checkbook. Hope you won't mind i pay you in change."

“Mr. President it says gullible on the ceiling.” “I will not look.”

@thatguywhosayshi7021

2 жыл бұрын

*Gets lungs stolen* “Oh fook…”

HOLY SHIT TV GIRL REFERENCE???!?!??!!!?!?!?!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

“Mr President, have you ever played for the Florida Panthers and Calgary Flames in the NHL?” “I am not Tkachuk”

That's right, he is no crook. He's a 100 level mafia Boss.

@pinfoil621

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@von_Farr

Жыл бұрын

“You can’t violate the privacy of Americans!” “Yes I can! I have over two million power in Mafia City.”

@maestrofeli4259

Жыл бұрын

​@harb wasn't it 2020? 3 years ago?

@maestrofeli4259

Жыл бұрын

@harb really? well I guess we reached an agreement

@lolerie

8 ай бұрын

Hardy

“Mr. President, surely you must be mistaken” “I am not mistook.”

@siangchengpang772

2 жыл бұрын

And don't call me Shirley

@Doctor_Straing_Strange

2 жыл бұрын

this comment is beautiful because he was, in fact, mistaken in how to conjugate that word

@DarkMasterJo

2 жыл бұрын

You guys are all clowns get an original thought for fuck sake

@iceblacktempestrv6426

2 жыл бұрын

@@DarkMasterJo We humans truly are sculpted from the same pile of shit; basically no originality repeating the same vapid jokes ad infinitum.

@siim605

2 жыл бұрын

@@iceblacktempestrv6426 What matters first and foremost is whether the joke is funny. Originality is overrated.

"I am not a crook." THIEVIN STEALIN TAKIN WHATS NOT YOURS TAKIN WHATS NOT YOURS TAKIN WHATS NOT YOURS THATS

Narrator : He was in fact a crook

Forty years ago: The President of the USA taps a few people's phones, gets arrested. Now: The Government of the USA tracks everybody's stuff, no consequences.

@MCO18

10 жыл бұрын

Several people were imprisoned as a result of the Watergate scandal, but Nixon himself was never arrested or charged with anything.

@PureAwesomeness857

10 жыл бұрын

Nixon was never charged with anything because it was clear that his predecessor, Johnson, would have pardoned him. This would make charging Nixon pointless; so it never happened.

@RedAngryBadger

10 жыл бұрын

piano trumpet Nixon was never charged because he resigned before any impeachment process could fully go into way. Then Ford pardoned him to stop any further action being taken

@MCO18

10 жыл бұрын

piano trumpet You mean Gerald Ford? LBJ was dead by 1974 and would not have had the power to pardon anyone once he left office.

@PureAwesomeness857

10 жыл бұрын

Yes, Max Power, Gerald Ford. I always get Johnson and Ford confused.

"Mr President, does my butt look big in these pants?" "No, I will not confirm that, I will not take a look"

@ES-zk2so

3 жыл бұрын

Best one

@Ian-gh9gb

3 жыл бұрын

@@ES-zk2so Now that I look back It’s pretty lame.

@australium7374

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ian-gh9gb seems pretty high quality most other ones were basic rhymes but there was something popping off here

@AnnoyingAllie3

2 жыл бұрын

Ofc he didn't wanna take a look, everybody knows he wasn't unfaithful with his hubby

@Z3t487

2 жыл бұрын

@@australium7374 Nah, he was saying he took a look at the ass and looked lame.

"Mr. Nixon, could you loan me a house?" "I'm not a Nook!"

Happy 50th Anniversary of Nixon’s most famous moment.

"Hey Nixon, throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity!" "I'm not a Took."

@DGenerationX1311

3 жыл бұрын

LOOL

@MrThorfan64

3 жыл бұрын

Fool of a Took!

@resikin

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@ConfusedRevolutionary

3 жыл бұрын

Legendary

@josiahp.6960

3 жыл бұрын

I especially like this one

“I’m not a crook” Richard Nixon proceeded to be a crook.

@therajaofashbourne8483

3 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@markanthony4546

3 жыл бұрын

@@therajaofashbourne8483 ❤️

@kareemwail4495

3 жыл бұрын

"And that was when everyone realized, he was a crook." -Morgan Freeman

@skizzz3884

3 жыл бұрын

@Simz Zxy nothing really, what he did wasn’t that big of a deal but it was politically advantageous to get rid of him so they did.

@skizzz3884

3 жыл бұрын

@Simz Zxy people will use terms like “crook” and corrupt when its politically advantageous, Nixon wasn’t doing anything that the democrats weren’t trying to do to him, he just got caught. Obama literally did something similar to trump and the same people who call Nixon a crook don’t care. It’s comparable to the trump Russia stuff probably, in size anyway

Today is the 50th anniversary of this speech. 50 years on, still a crook.

@punishedgloyperstormtroope8098

5 ай бұрын

He was not a crook he was the greatest president in American history

@guyfromthevideos

5 ай бұрын

@@punishedgloyperstormtroope8098he was perhaps the biggest crook I have ever known. He purposefully attempted to deceive the American public and obstruct democracy. How very American

ah, so this is why the guy in Point Break says, "I'm not a crook" when he had the Nixon mask on.

"Am not a crook." *Morgan Freeman narration* "But as it would turn out, Richard was indeed a crook."

you know where to find me and i know where to look 0:30

@noirangel__

3 ай бұрын

THIEVEN STEALIN TAKING WHATS NOT YOURS TAKIN WHATS NOT YOURS

"Hey Nixon, could you help Frodo with the One Ring?" "I am not a Took."

@larchimage3914

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

"Aaarrrroooooooooooo!!!!" - Richard Nixon, 3000

@professoroak5162

7 жыл бұрын

ExemptuousAquatic aroooo. Aroooo indeed.

@RemovingTheWingus

7 жыл бұрын

Remember what the doormouse said feed your head, im meeting you half way you stupid hippies

@ChristopherFergo

6 жыл бұрын

I remember my body, flabby, pasty skin, riddled with Phlebitis. A good republican body. God I loved it.

@ZakJordan98

6 жыл бұрын

"And once im swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoo's for meat, and I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place muahahahahahahahaha!'

@KandiKlover

3 жыл бұрын

He’s become bitter and let’s face it crazy over the years! He’ll sell our children’s organs to zoos for meat and break into people’s houses at night and wreck up the place bwahahaha

“Mr. Nixon, are you from Kashyyyk?” “I am not a wook.”

"Mr. President, we need someone to prepare the Thanksgiving feast" "I am not a cook"

@mcmlii.v

Жыл бұрын

"I've burned everything I got."

'hey Nixon, why is it so hard to read you?' 'I am not a book.'

he's so adorable when he's angy~ :3

It's amazing how he nods when saying "I'm not a crook", and then he shakes his head when saying "I've earnt everything I've got".

@julianbufarull7602

10 ай бұрын

This is a fantastic comment. Body language experts would probably agree.

@AC-fg4kg

10 ай бұрын

@@julianbufarull7602body language “experts” lol

@julianbufarull7602

10 ай бұрын

@@AC-fg4kg such a thing exists. It's not entirely reliable but denying most humans share the expressive gestures that expose our inner feelings is ignorant. Maybe you're just afraid that you could be easily read?

@SteambieGrimbley9110

10 ай бұрын

@@julianbufarull7602 idiot conspiracy theorists use it as a crutch when they have no actual evidence for whatever retarded point their trying to make

@jeremiahsmith4235

10 ай бұрын

@@julianbufarull7602it doesn’t work like that

crook -noun 1. a bent or curved implement, piece, appendage, etc.; hook. 2. the hooked part of anything. 3. an instrument or implement having a bent or curved part, as a shepherd's staff hooked at one end or the crosier of a bishop or abbot. 4. Richard M. Nixon

@LifestyleGrows

8 жыл бұрын

4. Arsenal

@programmingcafe7571

7 жыл бұрын

4. Hillary Clinton

@258thHiGuy

7 жыл бұрын

croak*

@1Captain23

7 жыл бұрын

Max Power 8

@namingisdifficult408

7 жыл бұрын

Max Power Beautiful

"Mr. President, could you engage in intimate relations with Vito from The Sopranos?" "I am not a finook"

Tv girl reference

“I’m not a crook” -a crook

@KandiKlover

3 жыл бұрын

Still better than Bush and Obama

@naggu1243

3 жыл бұрын

All 44 of them suck

@andy56duky

3 жыл бұрын

@@naggu1243 you know what else suck? Life!

@jpeg.600x2

3 жыл бұрын

@@andy56duky book

@thrawn7600

3 жыл бұрын

I do not have sexual relationship with that women. If he is talking about Hillary it may true but if its about Lewinski than wrong. So sexed. Iraq have chemical weapon. No chemical weapon. We are doing a "rescue misson" on Grenada. Grenada invaded. Mexico will pay for that wall. Mexico didn't payed.