Revisiting my personal hell, Love Island (AU)
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I think it’s sick and twisted that love island Australia actually never aired and all those young hot singles are still stuck in the ball pit. Talk about a humanitarian crisis 😭
@KingOfGaymes
2 жыл бұрын
At least it’s not the dash con ball pit
@Chi_Ch1
2 жыл бұрын
Wheezing!!
@PatchworkDuckie
2 жыл бұрын
omg no my man taku doesn't deserve this
@mikesmic
2 жыл бұрын
I’m fkn crying
@mikesmic
2 жыл бұрын
Let me get the UN on the phone 😩
“my dream girl is blond, tanned, driven” *shows picture of Miss Piggy being chauffeured*
@KingOfGaymes
2 жыл бұрын
He should go to Florida, I’ve seen lots of blonde tan girls getting driven around there
@mikanchan322
2 жыл бұрын
I'm crying TT
@Chi_Ch1
2 жыл бұрын
I lost it and ran to the comments! It's so genius and hilarious i can't even😭😭
@maya-qe8vc
2 жыл бұрын
LMAO I DIED WHEN I SAW HER
@fynnfatale
2 жыл бұрын
When you said Miss Piggy I thought of Peppa Pig's mum instead. It was still funny!
i love when mike says naur even though he’s australian and would already say naur but he emphasizes the naur
@sylversapphire9700
2 жыл бұрын
hI vivi
@mascoona
2 жыл бұрын
@@sylversapphire9700 hii
@nikilaj
2 жыл бұрын
it’s camp
@JM06261996
2 жыл бұрын
I know he is Australian but his accent to me doesn't seem as Australian as say DankPods
@vivifromloona9664
2 жыл бұрын
VIVI PFPPPP
the fire nation attacked when Ryan turned 16
@kaepiper
2 жыл бұрын
i literally said that out loud when mike read that one part
@hannaheve868
2 жыл бұрын
He was punched in the face by a homeless man and had to have his jaw wired shut over summer... it's giving Debby Ryan
@Pedro-jd7xz
2 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀
@mikesmic
2 жыл бұрын
😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😭
@Owain9797
2 жыл бұрын
@@hannaheve868 No but Mike PLEASE do a video about Insatiable
I know AU stands for Australia but it always makes me think of alternate universe (au) fanfics 😭
@glowvxn
2 жыл бұрын
nah cuz i thought it was that until i read this comment, i gtg
@hannacosmos
2 жыл бұрын
Are you sure Australia isn’t a alternate universe??
@KingOfGaymes
2 жыл бұрын
I thought that too 💀
@hidinginyourcloset
2 жыл бұрын
Australia is an alternate universe
@nanaesio.nyarkoh2858
2 жыл бұрын
not me reading it as African Union- 💀
"he was in the advanced queue to get astrazeneca" GOD
@someperson8547
2 жыл бұрын
this sent me 💀
@AlexAxford7
2 жыл бұрын
I choked on my own spit
@angieau1586
2 жыл бұрын
😆 Why is he so freaking funny my gahd.
@ttolmie1
2 жыл бұрын
As a 31 year old I’ve never felt more attacked
@sydneypelger857
2 жыл бұрын
DEADDDDD LMFAOO
"Guys why is Jess talking about herself like she's beef?!?"
@mathildehickman4696
2 жыл бұрын
Okay but I feel like Jess is a potential girl boss in the making
@cinnamonroll96
4 ай бұрын
But like she spoke the truth ngl
Taku carrying the lads on his BACK
@JGWC
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly would watch his perfume vids
@alexandragatto
2 жыл бұрын
There's enough room for them all on there!!
@roisinwatters3668
2 жыл бұрын
very good comment Leah I agree wholeheartedly he is FIGN
@leahmorris6953
2 жыл бұрын
@@roisinwatters3668 YES ROISIN
@emmathomson2584
2 жыл бұрын
His channel is smell and tell fragrance lol
Rachel: the dream man would be Anakin Skywalker without the whole murder part Me: She’s an icon, she’s a legend and she is the moment
@maddiwiser7167
2 жыл бұрын
Rachel is a pick me for sure 😂 cracked me up
@frostyskeletons8950
2 жыл бұрын
@@maddiwiser7167 Same with the dude going “I don’t think MOST guys take care of their ✨ skin ✨ like I do”
@ebonyalexis32
2 жыл бұрын
Is2g I have said this sentiment before
@projectjupiter5523
2 жыл бұрын
anakin slywalker has me screaming and crying 😭
@rachelharris1107
2 жыл бұрын
@@projectjupiter5523 He probably had the kids doing that too.
"She could not be less like the other girls" I'm crying
the way that i have never cared about love island but dropped everything to watch this
@user-qy2mu7hh6n
2 жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@KingOfGaymes
2 жыл бұрын
Sameeee
@hidinginyourcloset
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly same 😭 Anything for Mike, baby 💅
@maddyo5045
2 жыл бұрын
Straight fax
@usersucks3388
2 жыл бұрын
We’re all living the same life 😩❣️
"Generally speaking, he has gone for blondes with an honest personality, but he is open to changing things up". A brunette liar. A pretty little liar.
@MagisterialVoyager
2 жыл бұрын
💀
How did we miss the part in Ryan’s bio that says “He has lots of mates and can’t wait to meet the boys in the Villa too”??? It’s giving me fruity 🍉🍌🍇🍓
@_jian_7621
2 жыл бұрын
half of the lads were definitely a bit fruity 🍎🍌🍇🍉
@meridzs
2 жыл бұрын
guys think being super masculine makes them Super Straight when it's the opposite
@muldersimp2052
2 жыл бұрын
@@meridzs They reach a certain level of hypermasculinity where it just becomes camp.
@Owain9797
2 жыл бұрын
@@muldersimp2052 someone once said camp is just hyper straightness and that’s really something to think about
@ajshaniq
2 жыл бұрын
@@muldersimp2052 NAUR. But that's so true.
not the unique hair style that everyone has the shambles
@avr7120
2 жыл бұрын
hes quirky like that
@muldersimp2052
2 жыл бұрын
Bet Aaron's mom told him he had a unique hairstyle because she didn't wanna tell him it was fugly.
cinematic parallels between ari's quote and kylie jenner saying "this year is really about like, the year of just realizing stuff and everyone around me, we’re just like realizing things" in 2016
@Jocelyn12700
2 жыл бұрын
I’m still upset that mike hasn’t featured this tweet in a celebrity tweets video
@mollyotoole5270
2 жыл бұрын
@@Jocelyn12700 they really were words to live by...
@bonkers2394
2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, 2016 really was the year of realising stuff and realising things.
@pollypocket4323
2 жыл бұрын
My first thought!!
@meridzs
2 жыл бұрын
@@Jocelyn12700 well yeah it wasn't a tweet
“i want someone that looks like me but a girl” okay Loki
@amberdolunt912
2 жыл бұрын
SCREAMING AND CRYING
@ash.g1310
2 жыл бұрын
BRUH I- JAJSHDJDDJJDJDJD
@sylvy16
Жыл бұрын
screaming crying convulsing fighting for my life
inserting lee min ho saying eurgh disgusting shit was everything, thank you
@bigmastermind1
2 жыл бұрын
*discrusting sheit*
@MagisterialVoyager
2 жыл бұрын
I was not ready for that. I do not think I ever will. That shit took me out and sent me. 💀
@janine2957
2 жыл бұрын
which show is it pls??
@xxxhundicorn5136
2 жыл бұрын
@@janine2957 It's called Legend Of The Blue Sea I believe
can we talk about Rachael's profile saying "sweat heart"
@mikesmic
2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t even notice omfg 💀
The girls are carrying this show on their backs. What gym floor do they scrape these men off of?
@NatalleeK
2 жыл бұрын
Ok girls + Taku MVPs
@RealGermanish
2 жыл бұрын
I feel like it's always that way on Love Island... only conclusion I can come too is that "hot" men are too privileged to have to develop a personality.
@MagisterialVoyager
2 жыл бұрын
@@RealGermanish That last sentence just sent me, bestie, please do not do me like this. 💀
@cozycasasmr4510
2 жыл бұрын
@@RealGermanish 🙏🙏🙏🙏
@itsgonnabeanaurfromme
2 жыл бұрын
A lot of women generally have tons of personality. It may be sometimes "basic" or "superficial" or pop. Men.... straight men....uh not so much. It's sports. Gym. Joe rogan.
Crying over Mike saying “naur” in an exaggerated Australian accent as if he wasn’t already Australian
Another key point of information to remember? Mike has a masters degree.
@mikesmic
2 жыл бұрын
Didn’t mention it bc didn’t want to intimidate everyone xx
@meganjones9171
2 жыл бұрын
99 ATAR 💅🏼
@CMThota
Жыл бұрын
@@meganjones9171 oml not the Year 12 trauma it's too soon
@alexandrarenee4323
Жыл бұрын
@@mikesmic the real bombshell intimidator.
the pink panther double limp wrist really got me, luv
@kristinemagnusson1752
2 жыл бұрын
Was that like implying the guy was gay? That’s what I assumed from the gesture lol
@partylikeits1066
2 жыл бұрын
@@kristinemagnusson1752 yes
I feel like Mike could have been a character in Disney's Sword in the Stone (1963). it's the rodent energy
@mikesmic
2 жыл бұрын
I’m logging out for personal reasons
@ruthpayne9146
2 жыл бұрын
@@mikesmic hey I like it!!!!! mice are cool!!!!
@tocotronicon
2 жыл бұрын
literally every time i see his face first thing i think is "we're the RATS! we prey at night, we stalk at night." every. fucking. time 😭🔫
@ruthpayne9146
2 жыл бұрын
@@tocotronicon gender envy
@aeonscore
2 жыл бұрын
mike's mice
Petition to get a Love Island AU edition but with senior citizens. I'm sick of watching young hot people fighting over other young hot people. Give me drama.
@yourpalfred
2 жыл бұрын
Oh my god would genuinely watch Love Island Geriatric Edition
Rachel’s dream man is Anakin Skywalker. ICON!!!
@tonichan89
2 жыл бұрын
I high key hope she means Ani from Clone Wars 😂
i’m glad we are all in a silly goofy mood
when he wants to invest in you like bitcoin 😩😍
@NatalleeK
2 жыл бұрын
As they say, "Buy high sell low." Invest all your heart and love into someone then get your heart broken and then she steals your credit card and withdraws thousands in cash and flies to Mexico with your dog and ps5
Okay but Ryan is genuinely terrifying. I feel scared for any of the girlies who reject him tbh. 😭
@_jian_7621
2 жыл бұрын
Ryan definitely would not take no for an answer
@cinnamonroll96
4 ай бұрын
He wants to meet all the guys too, so I hope he sticks with them
My heart rate went thru the roof for absolutely no reason when the outro didnt play, like for some reason i need that shit to survive
@mikesmic
2 жыл бұрын
They’re on strike during peak season I’m in shambles
@stag5783
2 жыл бұрын
The viewing experience felt so incomplete 😭
why is the bar always SO LOW for these shows like the guys say I open doors for girls and they're the perfect man
The way that Taku is carrying the weight of this season
the editing on this video is absolute GOLD
Taku has a voice like warm honey. I've never understood that until I heard him talk
i was making fun of Taku in my mind for having a fragrance KZread (like you can’t smell a video ??) but after his intro with 2 colognes I need that content asap
@emmathomson2584
2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao you really don’t want it 🙈 my own opinion but it’s extremely bad content and not even like bad in a funny way. His channel is smell and tell fragrance but he’s got less than 800 followers so I don’t think it’s really ‘taken off’ during Covid 😂😂😂
“she has been single for six years” damn did they have to put this in 💀
i love that almost no one on this show has a fully formed pre frontal cortex
I can't believe they shot those videos at dashcon
@muldersimp2052
2 жыл бұрын
😳
The speed at which I clicked my god
@lillyvance8838
2 жыл бұрын
rft
@pigeont1221
2 жыл бұрын
Aimerais tu peut être essayer un croissant au chocolat 🥐🥛 while at it
chris saying he’s 25 is reminding me so much of ben platt trying to play a high schooler in his new movie while so very clearly being 27
To be fair Ronni did use the Ollie reference but he delivered it as I would expected a straight man to do so
Rachael... she's literally built different
the inclusion of discorsting shet - that is a SEASONED reference sir and we love to see it
@MagisterialVoyager
2 жыл бұрын
YES.
mike did you really just skip that chris was a stripper? that’s literally the wildest part.
punching the air screaming and crying right now 😭
Lexy is a family friend and she's a lovely girl. It looks like she's getting the villain edit or she's just... nice to her friends.
@nK-bo7qd
2 жыл бұрын
Ok.
@harrylederman1679
2 жыл бұрын
No the producers and editors treating her with the respect she deserves she's very beautiful and looks like she's getting it on with the hottest boy so far [ apart from Mitch who is hotter]
THE LEE MINHO DISGURSHTING SHIT WAS A REFERENCE I NEVER EXPECTED BUT IT WAS SO GOOD currently screaming crying and throwing up
Taku really brought multiple perfume bottles to an interview 😭
This is peak Mike. Screamed, cried. Honestly such a treat. Can't breathe.
Mike went through the exact sadness I did when I couldn’t find Taku’s fragrance KZread channel 🥺
@emmathomson2584
2 жыл бұрын
Smell and tell fragrance. Be prepared to be disappointed, I’m sorry!
So Ryan is a self proclaimed "Alpha" and he used to be fat and play playstation until he turned sixteen... At which point we can only imagine he spontaneously gained abs overnight. Anyone else getting a bit of Jacob Black in New Moon energy? 😅😂😂
@estefania497
2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking of Scott McCall!😁
THE LEE MIN HO MEME CAME OUTTA NOWHERE PLS
"im not someone who sleeps around and goes to bars all the time" ok? is there something wrong with doing that?? sorry but shes giving pick me
@emmafreeman4449
2 жыл бұрын
I've watched the first few eps and she is such a pick me it literally hurts
@Solarstormflare
2 жыл бұрын
What does pick me mean in this context? I tried watching the show but it was not good for my self esteem so i stopped lol
@NatalleeK
2 жыл бұрын
@@Solarstormflare sort of means "I'm different from the others so you should pick me"
ari is taking advantage of the extra 20 minutes in The Ball Pit
@sylvy16
Жыл бұрын
not the dash con reference on this video
"What happened when he was sixteen?" made me laugh so much
Chris is fighting for robloxians every day of his life. And Taku us serving Black excellence
Me as a fragrance blogger, seeing Taku talk about fragrance. Taku, I completely understand! I'm a gourmand gal so I'm literally always smelling like a snack.
@emmathomson2584
2 жыл бұрын
Lol I think taku may have fudged his resume a bit as his channel has 750 subs and I wouldn’t exactly call that ‘taking off’ over Covid lol
i love how every time you find out someone is the same age as you, you just lose it LMAO
rachael fighting for her life after reading the comments:
i cannot be the only one who genuinely likes rachael.. get my girlie out of here she doesn’t deserve this
@annika7730
2 жыл бұрын
yess ive been following her on tiktok for years and when i saw her here i was like WHAT miss bestie should not lower her standards to these trash men
@jadenia
2 жыл бұрын
i went to hs with her 😭 imagine my shock seeing her here like girl what!!!! these men r truly bottom of the barrel
This Video feels like we literally just went through these like it’s a PowerPoint presentation together
"ugh, senior citizen discount" OMFG BLOOD ALMOST FLEW OUT MY NOSTRILS
I can’t wait for s4 where mike becomes the hot geek and serving us PERSONALITY
why ain't this chaotic pop star moments level 2? my lawyers will soon contact you, you michael microphony
Michael Microwave is at it again!
I screamed, cried, hit my head on the wall, and then passed away. But Stan the girlies and Taku.
Have we, as Australians, ever contributed more to The Culture™️?!
There's nothing like a good mike's mic video on a Thursday
@mok7913
2 жыл бұрын
RIGHT?!
I legit just woke up, and did not hesitate to click on this video. The speed at which I reacted to seeing this physically scared me
Ryan clearly knows that he is part of the omegaverse
@mayo3792
Жыл бұрын
that's why mike put AU in the title 💀
as someone who is also 25… these alpha males are making me feel real young right about now
You can only choose 1: -Taku's fragrance youtube channel -Rachel's AO3 account
chris is giving handsome squidward face shape
"got a silver tongue" the most eloquent thing any of them have said, Mike: "is that a lizard?"
Hahhahahah 🤣🤣 "lexy gave Me nothing sorry bestie here's a conciliatory lady G" that is Savage
this was so painful but I’m still waiting for the link drop on Taku’s youtube channel
“I learn everything from Instagram quotes” Me: oh nauuur.
I was JUST in the middle of a jumping in an elevator episode
Why am I picturing them leaving all the other Islanders until it’s their time to be introduced in the ball pit and selecting them with a claw.
are we not gonna talk about the "i go in real heavy really quickly and then it fizzles out afterwards, and not always from my end" ?!
At this point i’m pretty sure every new video is just an excuse for mike to show the new memes he’s found
7:04 occurred and i immediately liked the video upon that iconic moment
5:29 *Bitcoin really getting that advertisement for free*
I watch nearly every video on 1.5x speed but Michael's energy is so astronomical that I literally cannot
Chris looks like handsome squidward and the chad meme simultaneously
Omg the rat king going back to his roots and the video is serving 🔥 the pink panther part tho LMAO
bestie, i just wanted to inform you that watching your video while high takes them from super funny to fucking hysterical. that will be all
Screaming at "he has a great corporate career. RED FLAG!"
the “XO thing” is the weeknd’s little symbol dealio 😭
YOUR NAILS LOOK SO GOOD !!!
I'm always screaming and crying after a Mike video, but in a good way.
I should be studying for midterms but you are my top priority ;-;
mike you're literally the funniest person on the internet 😭(ily)
"i want to invest...like bitcoin" im SCREAMINGGGG
your personal hell is our highly beloved content, I'm so happy for you !!!
Your commentary is so good! You're an ABSOLUTE LEGEND!
I love it when you crack yourself up it makes me so happy
I can only wish I had 1 % of their confidence level. 😁😁😁
waking up to a mics mike video was exactly what i needed i cannot tell a lie !
@glowvxn
2 жыл бұрын
mics mike is ur alter ego sorry
I was binge watching your videos and this just come out 🖤 screaming & crying in deed
I’m so glad Mike was funny enough to still cross that threshold of internet fame