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@123unknownsoldier126

Жыл бұрын

Can you actually tab his voice out too

@big_sea

11 ай бұрын

yes

@Skullkan6

5 ай бұрын

Could you do a full version with the voiceover?

@SomeKidFromBritain

3 ай бұрын

OG version is beautiful

@Dante3025

Ай бұрын

I love you right now and forever

I was not aware that reviewbrah has said some of the realest shit ever

@foot2theballs

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, he seems like one of the realest people ever. Reviewbrah is a good lad

@iminabox9696

Жыл бұрын

reviewbrah is the realest

@4Pssf2w

Жыл бұрын

He has a radio show I recommend everyone check out. He spits fire every time, a good lad with a kind heart.

@Sleepytechnician

Жыл бұрын

I love his videos. He’ll be going on happy go lucky and then just drop a bomb that makes you reevaluate everything.

@4Pssf2w

Жыл бұрын

@Sleepy That is his shit in a nutshell. He's from another era too. I'm convinced he's a 70 year old man from the 20's trapped in a young man's body.

Song Title: “My Disappointment Is Immeasurable, and My Day Is Ruined”

@m0-m0597

Жыл бұрын

Band: The Report Of The Week

@MionMikan

Жыл бұрын

@@m0-m0597 the album: ReviewBrah

@nedyaj_

Жыл бұрын

My Disappointment is Immeasurable (and My Day is ruined) need the brackets in the title

@castorrodentia2954

Жыл бұрын

@@nedyaj_ so fucking true bro

@breeeegs

Жыл бұрын

"May Nothing But Immeasurable Disappointment Come Through Your Door"

Reviewbrah doing midwest emo speech then followed by revieweing pizza is a big mood

@big_sea

11 ай бұрын

yes

@STANKYCHEEZEMAYNE

10 ай бұрын

the fact that he's talking about time going by so fast while reviewing an energy drink is hilarious lmao

@DowneyMax

8 ай бұрын

​@big_sea that's what makes it so authentic and great

@ThirdDimensionalBeing

7 ай бұрын

peetsa

@cycy8699

5 ай бұрын

MONSTER IN A WINE GLASS

after "not getting any better, I'll tell ya that", the distortion pedal comes on

@Nickersons-Theme

11 ай бұрын

Then, leads vocals kick in with the crowd chanting the lyrics

@johannesschmitz6370

9 ай бұрын

Then backstage I get a sloppy blowie

@chancedavis6216

8 ай бұрын

And then we all do a shit ton of crank!

@jorgealbertoop7952

7 ай бұрын

​@@johannesschmitz6370Wtf 🤨

@Journey_Awaits

7 ай бұрын

Then someone leaves the band for rehab

I was expecting a goofy meme sample, but this actually hits pretty hard emotionally. Well done.

@manfredconnor3194

11 ай бұрын

I cried.

@BUTTNUTT69

7 ай бұрын

Grow up homie lol😂

@corgsteel

7 ай бұрын

​@@BUTTNUTT69 nuh uh

@Whocareslol420

4 ай бұрын

​@@BUTTNUTT69 you actually need to mature up and leave people be

Hearing reviewbrah contemplating the cruel nature of entropy was not something I expected to go through today

@costlycoffee4234

7 ай бұрын

and it wasn't! this has nothing to do with entropy! The speed at which life flies by is entirely a product of human memory and perception

@thor1829

6 ай бұрын

@@costlycoffee4234 Time itself is essentially just entropy in motion.

@costlycoffee4234

6 ай бұрын

@@thor1829 Time itself has very little to do with the perception of time which is determined by, once again, memory. furthermore entropy describes a state of disorder, it is not some weird catch all for the passage of time. In any given system the entropy is only able to rise and is always rising, I can understand why that makes entropy inherently temporal, but time isn't the only factor in the entropy of a system AT ALL. I'm sorry but entropy already has a meaning and it simply isnt "when you get sad because you don't remember every second of your life and therefore you perceive it as much shorter than it is" because lets be clear, if you could remember every second your life would feel just as long as when you are staring at the clock waiting for school or work to end.

@thor1829

6 ай бұрын

@@costlycoffee4234 I know all this, I am a chemist myself. It was more of a statement directed towards the fact that total entropy always is approaching a maximum.

it hurts me knowing this clip of him talking about time is almost 10 years old

@tastefullthickness

11 ай бұрын

Wait WHAT? I'm an occasional Reviewbrah enjoyer and I was almost sure that video of him was like 2 years old at most, since I have seen it before. Man, where did all those years go? This just got too real, really fast...

@bobcostas6272

10 ай бұрын

@@tastefullthicknessyeah this clip is from a long, long time ago.

@KevinPDunn

7 ай бұрын

He says Christmas 2012 felt like a few weeks ago, so it’s obviously recorded at Christmas season 2013

@Yeedo420

4 ай бұрын

@@KevinPDunnobviously ☝️🤓

@lottji

2 ай бұрын

⁠@@Yeedo420take your trash memes somewhere else, where other brainlets can laugh at nothing

I can never quite tell if review bruh is joking or not. I sure hope he’s doing okay. This riff is absolutely gorgeous by the way. Could listen to it on loop

@Yungknown

Жыл бұрын

Probably a mix of the two. We all use humor to cope with things to some extent. This sounded pretty serious to me.

@goeyguts

Жыл бұрын

He being serious but using humor to cope i believe

@Nagasakevideo

11 ай бұрын

he's had some issues, so does everyone. Most people who make videos just hide it and he's real.

@matthewhanson3204

11 ай бұрын

this one felt real

@k.t.1641

10 ай бұрын

A man born in the wrong era. I think a lot of us can feel that way. I know I do. Not to sound all sappy. It just is what it is though. Maybe past life residue lol

This could honestly be a whole track on an album

@magicbeachmusic

Жыл бұрын

Working on it 👍

@Sleepytechnician

Жыл бұрын

@@magicbeachmusic👀

@bzzzz9772

Жыл бұрын

greaf be like

@BOOMSHOTKPOW

8 ай бұрын

​@@magicbeachmusicPlease tell me this is still happening 😭

@magicbeachmusic

8 ай бұрын

@@BOOMSHOTKPOW It happened 👍 kzread.info/dash/bejne/q2R5pJKhkbO2idI.htmlsi=BtTm4q08TXa8UZUO Track 3 is the full Reviewbrah track

this is beautiful and now i can't stop thinking about all the things I should've said but didn't

@seshboy2941

Жыл бұрын

I was at a show 6 years ago and this beautiful girl was next to me who was making it very obvious that she wanted me to make the first move. I'll spare the details, but I was too insecure at the time to say or do anything and I still think about that exact moment occasionally. Who knows what could have happened. Lesson learned though, I never let an obvious opportunity like that pass by since.

@theinfernoburns

Жыл бұрын

​@@seshboy2941 this almost makes me laugh because it's exactly what I would say if I was being ironic lollll

@JohnDoe-vc5qb

Жыл бұрын

@@theinfernoburnslet’s hope you never go through that pain my man. I spent a whole day with some girl at the beach when I was 16 and I forgot to ask her her name or her number. Once every couple of years, I’ll dream and see that whole day as if it were the present. When I wake up she’s gone but I can smell her, I can hear her laugh and I can see her reflection in the water as the sun slowly sets over the Mexican riviera.

@theinfernoburns

Жыл бұрын

@@JohnDoe-vc5qb I definitely haven't and most likely never will go through that

@ttv_zombiefetus1710

Жыл бұрын

@@JohnDoe-vc5qb name checks out

Monster Zero Ultra couldn't have paid for better advertising than this.

We all came looking for fast food reviews, we all left with existential dread. Another reviewbrah classic.

@johannesschmitz6370

9 ай бұрын

Gotta get out of the routine once in a while to stop the flow of time

i love Reviewbrah, hope he’s doing okay

@Stades11

10 ай бұрын

you ever wonder how RoachDoggJr. is doing nowadays?

@stellviahohenheim

6 ай бұрын

and the son of RoachDogg

@DurrHurrHurf

4 ай бұрын

I love RoachDoggJr, the son of RoachDogg, hope he's doing okay.

Christmas is here. Christmas is coming. Christmas has... came and gone. Y'know honestly, it... it honestly just felt like it was Christmas of 2012. Literally, time has flown by so fast. And that... that being said, it's just... it's funny how fast time has passed, at least for me this year. And honestly it seems like last week when I was just sitting here in... December of 2012, doing those wing reviews... it's... honestly thinking back it's kind of sad to see how... how fast time flies by and... how your life is just going by like that. It's kind of sad to see honestly. I don't know if it's going to get any slower. Every year it's just... I don't know. Not getting any better, I'll tell you that. Well, anyway. That's what I have to say to you there. That's it.

@bigpoopoo69

11 ай бұрын

Thank you so much LMFAO

@bobcostas6272

10 ай бұрын

Not getting any better, I’ll tell you that.

@ammosomal5371

7 ай бұрын

Fuck.

@jblazerndrowzy

7 ай бұрын

Thanks for the lyrics

Why is nobody talking about that guitar arrangement, that was really nice

@soulgravy2695

Жыл бұрын

sounds incredible, needs ti be developed into a real song for all to hear.

@CookieCutterPeanutButter

6 ай бұрын

Because like speech sound itself is lost to time...

I love how we as midwestern people have developed this stereotype of being some of the nicest yet most depressed people you will ever meet lmao

I smiled, I laughed, I reflected. Every note reminded me of a younger me. A purity lost in time, lost in the now. This video seriously brought me back, thank you.

i see so much midwest emo content, midwest emo riffs, midwest emo memes, midwest emo tutorials, but i’ve never actually heard a midwest emo song

@m0-m0597

Жыл бұрын

American Football, TTNG, Piglet, Totorro, The Bulletproof Tiger, Dilute, Meet Me in St. Louis

@TreebeardXIV

Жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/h66YttSnc8qdlM4.html One of my favorite Midwest Emo songs.

@skeletalhero

Жыл бұрын

BRAVE LITTLE ABACUS

@joshshrum2764

Жыл бұрын

@@m0-m0597 Duster.

@timmytuckerson3450

Жыл бұрын

​@@skeletalhero fucccckkk dude I haven't heard that name in sooooo long.

This speaks to me more than anything I've ever seen on YT

I both hate and love how this has become a monthly watch for me 😅

Honestly such a great video. Listening to reviewbrah talk about time flying back hits so much harder thinking about how 2013 was ten years ago, plus the amazing playing itself to really help the mood. this would make for such a killer song

noooooo why am i crying over the well-spoken bowtie review man :,(((

It's December 26th and this just popped up in my recommended. Had no idea what I was about to listen to and yet it perfectly encapsulated the sentiment I'd been feeling today. Hope you're doing well Reviewbrah

Another Christmas in the books

perfection in every way

December of 2012, ahh, the days 🥹😔

It's almost Christmas again

American Reviewbrah

Thought it was going to be funny, didn't expect it to yank on my heart that much. Love it

The format of this video has total meme potential, you know "haha funny edit". But this was so touching.

It hurts more when you see your parents getting older and older knowing one day, you're gonna get that call. It hurts, man, but the only thing you can do is enjoy it while you still can.

Christmas is here, Christmas is coming...

this is hitting so real right now...

Damn that's so real. Life is so strange. Time destroys everything and we're all helpless to resist its power. Hope everyone is doing ok out there, reviewbrah especially

That authentic bitter stare down after his speech about had tears streaming out my eyes. Glad he's doing so well these days and sick riff over the video. Great content all around.

Felt introspective for a second until I noticed reviewbrah is drinking zero sugar monster in a wine glass.

@WhatShallMyUsernameBe

Ай бұрын

That only adds it for me 😂

This is how the movie Click always makes me feel

Listening to this while shopping for records at the local library pizza shop and I can’t stop thinking about her.

I didn't know that Reviewbrah ever gave such a vulnerable and poignant speech. In a video reviewing Monster Zero nonetheless.

Dude I'm just starting to take music seriously but I'm deadly afraid of investing time and money into something that i don't know the outcome of, I know my family and friend won't approve but the love I have for this has been waiting for far too long. Maybe if I can make music like this I'll finally be happy; finally learn to love again.

@magicbeachmusic

Жыл бұрын

Anytime spent practicing/playing music is time well spent👍It's my favorite thing to do. When it comes to making music like this, I recommend using open tunings like FACGCE or DADF#AE. I hope you end up playing more, Good luck to you!

@UniMatrix_1

Жыл бұрын

@@magicbeachmusic thank you 😊

@zeldajunkielol2

Жыл бұрын

Just jump in and start and don't worry about how others perceive you, it's something I should've learned years ago.. Once you start something you've always wanted to learn, it can be difficult at first but you'll be amazed how much you can progress just by spending a few minutes every day at it, and your only regret will be not starting sooner.

@radams_e

Жыл бұрын

Record yourself saying this and you’ll have your first midwestern emo intro :)

@realstreetjesus1953

Жыл бұрын

Dude, I don't play midwest emo and mostly play metal/death metal, at 17 I just picked up the old guitar I had been holding on to since childhood and started noodling, learned how to read tabs, all that. Everything just kind of fell in place after that. Now, I'm 23, and I cannot imagine my life without guitar in it, it's my largest source of happiness, even if I never release a thing and nobody cares about what I write. Time spent indulging in what makes you happy is never wasted time, it's the single best investment you can make for yourself.

Ppl need to watch that legendary review, very underrated

@Bedhead13

Жыл бұрын

What review is it?

@Shiro642

Жыл бұрын

@@Bedhead13 #91 monster zero ultra

“A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you’ve been drinking Jack and Coke all morning…” Pure tonal perfection, hits me right in the feels.

This riff is gorgeous

It doesn’t get slower, but it can get better.

@zafuro

8 ай бұрын

i doubt it

All we're really doing here is losing everything slowly.

I love this so much, thank you

Why is reviewbrah the realist mf out there, like hes been there dawg like damn

That 20 minute “time has past by” while standing next to the front door, hand on the knob, slowly twisting it, as you SLOWLY move to leave while telling the hosts how much you enjoyed your time with them and that you wish you didn’t have to leave but you’ll be back again soon…

Nothing short of exquisite, my good man. I was elated going into this video and am leaving a broken man.

I unironically listen to this every day. Thanks for this banger

I saw this video 10 years ago. 10 years that just flew away.

this was actually really beautiful. amazing playing bro ❤

That was actually very nice. I think you just created a new genre. Reviewcore

@loosenoose

Жыл бұрын

It had reminded me of another song earlier. It's like a broken man outro to Blaise Bailey Finnegan III by Godspeed You Black Emperor. Bailey has given up. He sees that the system does not care at all about him, and he watches the world pass as he spectates. He comments on the flavors of the mountain dew and wonders what life really is all about.

December 2012 I was spending my first Christmas with my soulmate dog. She passed away Christmas night 2023. It really is funny and sad how quickly our lives go by.

crying this is so good

What an absolute perfect combination

Not sure why this is being recommended to me, but I’m glad it is.

dont take the time u have for granted, its crazy how fast things can change for better or for worse, cherish every moment my friends

Somehow I get what he's saying. I feel like things don't get better and that time doesn't get any slower. I've stagnated since the lockdowns and I'm essentially still the same person I was 3 years ago. Only difference is instead of being in school and rejoicing that I get an extended summer break, I'm over a year graduated and I have to be looking for a job. Life comes at you fast like that in this modern day. I'm not as prepared as my peers are and I'm having to deal with struggles in the same way they did, only that these are new struggles we don't know how to fix, while their's pretty much have a set solution. I always chalk it up as "It is what it is" but there's too many people my age and younger who are already struggling or going to be struggling in the same way I am. For the first time in my life, I'm truly unsure about the future. And the worst part is that I have no idea what to do to change the situation.

@laptv2144

8 ай бұрын

I’m essentially the same age as you are I’m guessing but one thing I’ve noticed is time doesn’t feel like it’s flying by too fast or overwhelming me when I’m moving forward in life and growing as a person. The more I do the things in life that I want to do, (big things like growing friendships to be stronger, attempting to find a relationship, getting a job, figuring out what career path I’m aiming for, or setting any other goal and working toward it,) the more I feel like I am in control. I think staying busy is essential otherwise time does just come at you too fast. I still have an issue with this though and as my birthday approaches, it stresses me to think of the things I’m yet to do or even attempt doing.

@gaugea

7 ай бұрын

you can save your life in one day if it means u make a change that sticks

i keep coming back bc i cant believe how good this is, reviewbrah really has a way with words man

@patiolunch

10 ай бұрын

and the riff is sturdy as fuck ofc

Thank you I needed this

Damn...that was beautiful in a way. This made me think about myself and how much I have changed as a person. I went from being a hateful person to a kind and caring person that wants the best for all my friends and the people around me.

@imageword5576

Жыл бұрын

I rotate between a hateful person to a kind and caring person all day every day.

@Master_of_Critique

Жыл бұрын

That’s great to hear, man. Life is too short to walk around angry at the world. Accept your situation and the people around you and do the best for yourself that you can.

@yonakatsu4878

Жыл бұрын

i am turning into the joker

can you please edit his voice like it was an audio from a telephone. That would really give the vibe hahahah

This gave me the biggest laugh in a long time, ty!

Imagine the distortion kicks in after this and goes into the full song 🤘

gotta love that tele. I have one in permanent open g, plays itself almost and everything sounds beautiful

So beautiful and makes me nostalgic of when I watched so many of his old videos 🥲

I think ReviewBrah is in a better state of mind now than he was during these times

this is so clean bro, you should make a song out of this tune for sure man

Peak

Review brah is like my grandpa and I love him

I like the emo album cover thumbnail

Of course it would feel like Christmas 2012 for him. He hasn't been able to tell time coherently since the 1700s. One of the many downsides of Vampire life.

So good! Glad I found your music.

man this got me emotional

I keep coming back to this video lol it's just too good

"Every year it's just...I dunno. Not getting any better, I'll tell you that."

i'm so happy that you turned this into a full song!!

Criminally underrated. Both the speech and the music and their combination. All of it deserves more attention.

0:38 absolutely divine effect

I'm so glad this came into my youtube feed.

Why is this so genuinely pretty and sad. Well done!

Ashamed of how many times ive watched this lol. good stuff.

Review brah is the original midwest emo

I could hear that same audio clip as the backing track in a Lofi song. This fits really well too. Good job!

I've watched this a thousand times and it's still not old

its my birthday today and i needed this

this is awesome brother

Love this, really nice tune there pal.

i listen to this once a day!! i love it

This is spectacular

My depression is immeasurable, and my day is over.

@m0-m0597

Жыл бұрын

💀

Absolutely beautiful

U got the vibes man Great composition

Dad: Son, why are you crying? Me: Midwest emo cover over food review guy talking

Wow, this got real, real fast.

so amazing

Perfect. Audio sample and guitar progression 🖤

Beautiful