respect this video by leaving a like on it. smii7y is best girl. that is all.

@ib7169

6 жыл бұрын

Fitz you’re Mom gay lol

@nolongeractive4700

6 жыл бұрын

I did

@scrubmeister6746

6 жыл бұрын

Fitz is a weeb

@Epic_Gamer__

6 жыл бұрын

*_-no u-_*

@eeli5419

6 жыл бұрын

Fitz already did

3:50 yea go ahead

@khorehmandirani

5 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment here

@alexthedefault1252

5 жыл бұрын

Lolicon

@alexthedefault1252

5 жыл бұрын

Oh shit thats not google

@funnyname725

5 жыл бұрын

It's not illegal if it's fake and it's legal if you don't get caught

@navakil

4 жыл бұрын

Ohhhhh shitttt

“There’s no gay hentai.” Someone’s never heard of yaoi.

@Ash-mk9ev

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@obi-wankenobi9975

4 жыл бұрын

Yo what the fuck

@wendigo6188

4 жыл бұрын

Yaoi’s where it’s at, you can find anything on mangago.me

@ainasong

4 жыл бұрын

Lol maybe he's just never been bi-curious enough to look for it.

@bombs_gta

4 жыл бұрын

imagine knowing what that is..🤢

"No sexual jokes please" Swagger: damn it, he finally found my one weakness

i googled lolicon and now i am writing this from my jail cell :(

@discopotato4673

3 жыл бұрын

If you're not out of jail yet, just Google Lolicon again and get out the way you got in.

@kxadrian223

3 жыл бұрын

I searched it it's just anime

@NiquelBones

3 жыл бұрын

@@kxadrian223 thats cause they cracked down on it and it no longer just appears on google images i think i mean not that i tried or anything its my friend hes the one i swear

@akkiamvs6898

2 жыл бұрын

Wait...... You guys have cell phone in jail cell?

I like John, he’s funny

@Fitz

6 жыл бұрын

Here we see... a John comment, notice how he naturally self-promotes his KZread channel In the hopes of finding a suitable mate...

@wolfmeneer428

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah john in the most funny guy of the squad 😉

@TobyontheTele

6 жыл бұрын

Fitz I’m so fucking desperate man

@joshlewis5065

6 жыл бұрын

sometimes he mistakes a wall for a mate and humps it for days

@Yatoo0007

6 жыл бұрын

John on the Radio you have the gay touch

Japanese sentences/names in order: 女性を尊重する－タスクフォース　(Respect Women - Taskforce) 女性は物ではない (Women are not objects) ボルディ　(Bordie) 常に女性を尊敬する (Always respect women) 女性を尊重する (Respect women!) John's name is ジョンのラジオ (John's radio) Fitz's name is ワゴンを想像する (Imagine wagon ("To imagine a wagon")) Fitz's Eric Cartman was just in japanese, エリックカートマン The confession part was subtitled already. If I missed something tell me :)

@Fitz

6 жыл бұрын

this is the right answer, you win a lifetime supply of my respect

@farissalkovic3318

6 жыл бұрын

Fitz get the fuck outta here

@cwazy2994

6 жыл бұрын

where can i make my name in those letters ??

@Raziel_Zero

6 жыл бұрын

+Fitz Fitz-senpai noticed me :D

@Raziel_Zero

6 жыл бұрын

+Valdrix9779 Thanks, you too :P

"Here's a selfie of me in the plane that flew into 9/11" LMFAO

@dr.bright6272

3 жыл бұрын

Into it.

"女性を尊重する - タスクフォース" Haha, "The women-respecting task force"

@mattredact

5 жыл бұрын

We both know thats a lie

@user-wp1nt9xr9f

4 жыл бұрын

@@mattredact it's not actually a lie lol I speak Japanese and can confirm that it's not a lie

@kaylareid6160

3 жыл бұрын

最高共産主義 i think he meant the respecting women part

@satirecommenter8076

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaylareid6160 PFFFFFTTTTTY WTF WHY WAS THAT SO FUNNY

@stjeep

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-wp1nt9xr9f im sure he meant the respecting women part

some of these aren't even funny but their mood is simply contagious

@thomxs9125

4 жыл бұрын

Cracka Weed tbh not a lot of their jokes make me laugh but their entertaining

@p_somniferum

4 жыл бұрын

guli von skili von vulibalu 😛😔

@mikhailjordanov5863

4 жыл бұрын

They are funny.. U are just closed minded and shallow

@octosponge1499

4 жыл бұрын

Ok

@CrashTehGamer

4 жыл бұрын

Ful Mal how is having an opinion closed minded?

Bro you just set off my Alexa at 3 am talking about frogs being gay

@mccoykluttz3172

4 жыл бұрын

Artc Wolf I sent to my friend who has an alexa and I hope the same thing happens to him

@the_450guy2

4 жыл бұрын

Mac Kluttz haha lol, I usually use mine as a speaker for my music so I keep it loud, hopefully he does too lmao

@ka7astr0ph33

4 жыл бұрын

Mine was talking about mating

4:02 Who else thought this was an ad?

@aarongimpel9306

4 жыл бұрын

KillerOfDeath576 I did

@finechina.

4 жыл бұрын

I did lmao

@AnalFungus

3 жыл бұрын

Bro I love the offspring

2:00 for some reason i found that scream addictive

@gyozadog664

5 жыл бұрын

F E T I S H U N L O C K E D

@iconic2310

5 жыл бұрын

Jesus

@youtubethinksidontexist533

5 жыл бұрын

Because it's precious

@bewareofdogz

5 жыл бұрын

yeah um what the fuck

He protecc He attacc But most importantly He show respecc

9:30 nobody gonna talk about how hard soab is clutching up

Me: *reads the title Also me: yeahhhhhhh..... I don’t believe you

@cherrydearest921

4 жыл бұрын

HwAHMEN

@bryxntg_

4 жыл бұрын

@@Bumblebee2361 both

@Bumblebee2361

4 жыл бұрын

@@bryxntg_ holy shit

@bryxntg_

4 жыл бұрын

@@Bumblebee2361 yeszir

@trippinhard250

4 жыл бұрын

@@Bumblebee2361 _its called futa_

*Immediately googles what lolicon is regrets my life*

@ortanious5642

5 жыл бұрын

DW Fro what is it if I may inquire my good fat pussied friend

@sharky9008

5 жыл бұрын

What is it

@achoo3290

5 жыл бұрын

@@sharky9008 google it thats what 90% of the ppl did

@lordfusiondar1003

5 жыл бұрын

Ortanious Worse than hentai

@sebastian6845

5 жыл бұрын

Urmm... No need to to delete your search history Move along

Fitz is a man of culture

@money6781

6 жыл бұрын

₣ṜĒĒ 15$ ₣ØŖ Ṧ₭ЇŅṦ ΡLÁ₮IŇÛḾ-DŘØΡ.NET ΡŖØḾØČØĐ "hell18" Ø₣₣ĒR LĒMITĒD

@Zepbus1

6 жыл бұрын

and a power level of over 9000

Title of the video: RESPECTING WOMEN. 1:08

No one: Literally no one: Shane Dawson: 1:10

@Warm_Ice0

4 жыл бұрын

im ded 😂

@nugget5466

4 жыл бұрын

@@Warm_Ice0 nigga it spelled dead

@samuraibeast_6967

4 жыл бұрын

Yea I did

@AntonioTripodi17

3 жыл бұрын

This aged liked fine wine

@xenoswarrior6900

3 жыл бұрын

More like 0:59, but eh.

*FBI OPEN UP !!!*

@no3htheslavslav632

5 жыл бұрын

Fuck look she said she was 18

@sekiko7183

5 жыл бұрын

"Wait, I'm still on the toilet! I need some toilet pape-" *BANG*

@enzoardente4474

5 жыл бұрын

F.B.I Agent No U

@Daonehelios

5 жыл бұрын

Can I finish my cereal

@zachchalker6562

5 жыл бұрын

I’m scared to search it ahahha

it’s going to be a fucking miracle if this doesn’t get demonetized

@dankmememan2839

6 жыл бұрын

ClownyGuyToo it didn’t. I guess it is a miracle.

@like200_dads

6 жыл бұрын

"the video is not available"

@sleepingxbrb

6 жыл бұрын

ClownyGuyToo it’s demonetized :(

@Knight_sa

6 жыл бұрын

It's ok my dad owns KZread he's safe

@Kunal70006

6 жыл бұрын

ClownyGuyToo hell it's a miracle

5:45 I thought it was cartman as soon as he started talking 😂

@dogmatic2553

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah me too, I literally called it to my friend and then I hear 'why do you sound like a South Park character' haha

"Cause there's no gay hentai." Honey, it's called yaoi :3

@MRBlack01234

4 жыл бұрын

I'm sure you have a long internet history of yaoi.

@kitsuneoffacade9120

4 жыл бұрын

MR. BLACK i do tho

@eoin6394

4 жыл бұрын

idk what that is i’m gonna look it up

@kitsuneoffacade9120

4 жыл бұрын

Stream Beam u sure about that

@Motowad

4 жыл бұрын

Isnt that a bear in Fallout 4?

The part where he sounds like a South park character in anime killed me badly and made my throat infection worse

@nextgengaming8569

6 жыл бұрын

How’d you get the throat infection ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@fliptp7767

6 жыл бұрын

lmaoo

@oogwayturtle3770

5 жыл бұрын

But if you’re dead, a throat infection should be the least of your worries

@Penthess

5 жыл бұрын

Oogway Turtle the thing is, he's not dead.

@mrross4875

5 жыл бұрын

Yoooo, I know this is an old comment but I'm sick with a throat infection too. I hope to got better man.

when you asked Alexa questions, my Alexa turned on and told me that frogs are able to be gay. I think I'm enlightened

@safiyamugengana2979

6 жыл бұрын

The Commentators a thing that you can talk to and it answers questions. Made by amazon. It can be hooked up to ur house so u can ask Alexa to turn on lights. (That’s what amazon wants me to say).

@whorablebehavior5957

6 жыл бұрын

I don’t know what to do with information

@whorablebehavior5957

6 жыл бұрын

That * you dumb bitch

@bharatarora2942

6 жыл бұрын

The Commentators it can be either on your iphone or a speaker by amazon. You can ask any question and it will reply

4:20 IM WHEEZING

@Jeff-ej4rg

4 жыл бұрын

ttvcheerio is-is that a pun!?

@SgtReinhardt

3 жыл бұрын

Perfect time mark too

9:50 - *"Flew into **_9/11"_* .............. eh...

@dogwithabeard2612

3 жыл бұрын

He had a parachute.

THAT ANIME INTRO THO

@oldaccount5477

6 жыл бұрын

Cheesy Games Fake its not 10 hours long

@EdgieAlias

6 жыл бұрын

I feel like it has more an 80's show that was in the Americas but was then imported to japan and given subtitles. Edit: fuck never mind.

@the12thcentury.

6 жыл бұрын

Cheesy Games what you talkin abou

@gusemond2595

6 жыл бұрын

he's a massive fucking over editor 😂😂😂

@crustlyn5756

6 жыл бұрын

Cheesy Games ANIMEEeEeEe

Her voice is cute to be honest : at 6:01 and 6:12

@therealb888

5 жыл бұрын

Ohh those sounds! & that anime girl at the start!... I'm a werewolf now!... Aaahnwooooooooo!!!!!

@frruitloop7488

5 жыл бұрын

sadly it's not her real voice

@jwmzz

5 жыл бұрын

b888 Bordie shes funny asf 😂

@edzvalt7217

5 жыл бұрын

@@frruitloop7488?

@jerin-domingoalcozar3156

5 жыл бұрын

“My fuckin balls Kyle”

At the end I love how it turned from a guy divorcing his wife to a confession of acting upon in 911

5:25 that Kimi No Na Wa soundtrack, it's so good!! :))

@hems5252

4 жыл бұрын

It’s sad af

Fitz is the best waifu, and everyone else with a different opinion is wrong.

@Zelltarian

6 жыл бұрын

Daniel Sambar i have never read a truer sentence

@kiri3567

6 жыл бұрын

Daniel Sambar and so, the waifu wars continue

@ieatbugs8948

5 жыл бұрын

Gotta disagree, Swagger will always be my best waifu

WAMEN RESPECTER 👏

@therun7024

6 жыл бұрын

Damn it Felix we know it's you!

@AnotherPole

6 жыл бұрын

new gender Wamen

@beacastano6648

5 жыл бұрын

omg felix is here

@BalloonFish822

5 жыл бұрын

WAAAAAAAMEN RESPECTER

When someone talks about anime in cs Me: *W* *E* *E* *B*

5:46 Woah Kimi no Nawa

These videos are always worth the wait.

@christyful58

6 жыл бұрын

KieFTW Kiecuz that's true

Hey I miss pink gradient man #bringbackpinkgradientman2018

'i can be whatever you want' ' "can u be a cat" 😂😂

People get offended to easily nowadays.......... And that offends me.

Is noone gonna point out that Benjamin Franklin isn't a president

@alithenamekian1616

5 жыл бұрын

I think he is

@lordfusiondar1003

5 жыл бұрын

No he was an inventor that lived around the American Revolution.

@blackbirdgaming8147

5 жыл бұрын

He was a genius and a founding father, but not a president. We can give them a hall pass though, majority of Fitz and friends in the video don't live in the US.

@Angel-kc7ck

5 жыл бұрын

Blackbird Gaming It was probably just a joke.

@blackbirdgaming8147

5 жыл бұрын

AngelZX It probably was yes, but if it wasn’t it’s not a huge deal which is why I said because they’re not from the US we can give them a hall pass.

*CoULd yOu bE a CaT?*

@kingwolf5534

6 жыл бұрын

professor narwhal if you want cat girls,Neko para maybe an option.

@flutedscissors9655

5 жыл бұрын

King Wolf Humans are fucking cancer, who the fuck asked for a cat girl, cats are superior

@kingwolf5534

5 жыл бұрын

Brandon Vandal very superior indeed.

Omg literally I paused the video because my Alexa was like going off and I started having a panic attack 😂 damnit dude

@dumb7816

5 жыл бұрын

SAME XD

@p_somniferum

4 жыл бұрын

X D XD

@sirbattlecat

4 жыл бұрын

Can you figuratively pause a video?

FBI: *INTERESTING.*

google search: sexy lolis did you mean: lengthy jail sentence?

@lyrrr.8059

6 жыл бұрын

age is just a number, jail is just a room

@peterroberts7832

6 жыл бұрын

Wtf is loli I'd look it up but im scared now lol

@lyrrr.8059

6 жыл бұрын

Zoe is a loli gfycat.com/TemptingWeepyChipmunk

@wluo3297

6 жыл бұрын

lol this is a meme i got i got from notorious's vid on vrchat he should be getting credit

@schizophreniagaming1187

6 жыл бұрын

What's a loli? Is it like a short term for lollipop?

Where’s Pink Gradient Man?

@youthfvl9362

6 жыл бұрын

MrPengu I second this

@2bob728

6 жыл бұрын

^

@trevorrees3209

6 жыл бұрын

He's fuckin dead mate

@mrkingkong7210

6 жыл бұрын

There captain obvious man ;)

5:47 I heard this in Cartman's actual voice, he really nailed the way Cartman talks

Bordie's laugh is too cute! That's all respect

Top 10 anime intros.

@YNEXY

5 жыл бұрын

Ninjaguy MC song is (Racing hearts 1)

*Pewdiepie: Wants to know your location*

@roxburgrivera2080

6 жыл бұрын

Where is the proof

@champoon3581

6 жыл бұрын

Wait wut?

@ydumar

6 жыл бұрын

Oof

Ah yes, my favorite president, BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

4:55 I MUST IMPRESS YOU!

Where’s pink gradient man?

@lincolndeboer6830

6 жыл бұрын

exactly what i was thinking

Fitz sneaking more girls into the title for clickbait lol

0:28 is my new desktop background

I laughed so hard I coughed up a bullet (don’t ask)

@Came42

4 жыл бұрын

Captin- Crane332 you coughed up the bullet shell, the power already got digested by your body.

@siannefenton3549

3 жыл бұрын

I'm asking

“... the plane that *flew into 9/11”*

5:17 Kimi no Na wa. song 😍😍

@alexhenwood5922

5 жыл бұрын

which one was it? I remember it from the soundtrack but i cant remember which one it was

@mdnght5592

5 жыл бұрын

It was Mitsuha’s Theme I believe

@alexhenwood5922

5 жыл бұрын

@@mdnght5592 thanks, you're right :D

@mdnght5592

5 жыл бұрын

Alex Henwood 👍

@alexhenwood5922

5 жыл бұрын

@@mdnght5592 what was your favourite part of the film? I have seen it like 6 times

god damn i miss these old videos

How much fun you guys have while playing csgo Whenever i play nobody talks 😂😂😂😂

-What is lolicon? - don't google it! -"ARHHHHHH"

@Creepa99

6 жыл бұрын

。。。そそ What actually is it tho?

@johnd2311

6 жыл бұрын

Creepa99 from what I've seen other people say here it's basically child anime porn

It is not a spork It is fopoon

@oskarholinka2186

5 жыл бұрын

Mate Bevanda correct

@thisismyfirstusernameimade3007

5 жыл бұрын

Transgender spoon*

@Bob-rt3dk

5 жыл бұрын

Dont talk to me or my son ever again

@johnsmith-eo3nz

5 жыл бұрын

Hey have you ever wondered what a baby goat sounds like? *BAAAAAAAEERRHRHHAHER*

@NahIdWin6010

5 жыл бұрын

@@johnsmith-eo3nz sounds like a horse to me

These videos will always stay wholesome in some kind of way

This video made me love fitz at 5:31 when i saw Taiga pfp because no man can stop my love for Toradora anime and any who embrace it is loved

"Fitz, I woke up 2 hours ago, I'm really not in the mood." Just woke up, but can still slay.

@ainasong

4 жыл бұрын

ChaosMiles07 "S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-SMii7Y!!!"

@dannydickson14

4 жыл бұрын

SMii7Y be my senpai!!

That “Your Name” music tho

@Steifan10

6 жыл бұрын

was looking for this

@angelsevilla3708

6 жыл бұрын

Me too

@lulgrim

6 жыл бұрын

Its called “Kataware Doki”

@SecilBlunt327

6 жыл бұрын

What a movie

@julius7146

6 жыл бұрын

Soryucchi Sparkle is better tho

It's really hard to keep up with my water intake while watching these lmao

Music starting at 5:24 is the orchestral version of Sparkle from the anime “Your Name” in case you’re wondering

@Dan13l159

4 жыл бұрын

I’ve got to correct you on that, the OST track he played is actually titled “Kataware Doki”

“We are being out a mixtape of all of John’s presidential impressions, we have Benjamin Franklin” Me: wtf?

HOW IS THIS MONETIZED

Three days ago it was the 3 yr anniversary of this legendary video

Legitimately, one of the best Fitz videos

5:41 Kimi No Na Wa...

@akey_9655

5 жыл бұрын

Kataware Doki

oh! bordie is alive!!

“Respecting women in cs:go” I saw this title and I’ve watched it so many times and I just knew it was too good to be true 😂🤦‍♀️

Gotta love that Your Name song

Give me a pat in back: 1st Japanese line @ 0:11 :- Respect for ladies Penguins looking at women 2nd Japanese line @ 0:16:- Women are not objects 3rd Japanese line @ 0:26 :- i dont know 4th Japanese line @ 0:30:- dunno

@FlynntheBookseller

6 жыл бұрын

what was the anime girl in the beginning

@samburn9946

5 жыл бұрын

*pat*

@iamreallygay3800

5 жыл бұрын

You're pretty wrong on the first one lol. The first line is 女性を尊重するタスクフォース which means Taskforce: Respecting Women The third line is ボルディ or Bordi aka girls' name The fourth line is 常に女性を尊敬する or Always respect women I want a pat aswell

@samburn9946

5 жыл бұрын

*pulls hand off back* unpat

@iamreallygay3800

5 жыл бұрын

+Sam Burn give me pat! i made good translation yes?

I love how you mix respecting women and Anime. Nothing could be further apart.

@CasualJamer

6 жыл бұрын

ImNotAMuffin anime is the gay

@meowmeow10149

6 жыл бұрын

Lolicon

@_Whink

6 жыл бұрын

why would you think that?

Back in my day we called them servants! Holy crap that was gold

I literally almost died from laughter while watching this, I fucking love y'all.

So umm... Where is Pink Gradient man?

I wish bordie was in more fitz videos

One of the funniest fitz videos yet

I just found ur channel and omg best vids ever I laughed so hard ty.

1:15 Grizzy Will Remember That

@TheGardiner

5 жыл бұрын

Abood _Afifa Grizzy was in the clip lol

@asharullah353

4 жыл бұрын

He said why no black friend is ONLINE

You respect women But can you do this *(insert old pewdiepie meme)*

@landlockedcroat1554

6 жыл бұрын

Afonso Ferreira how can you respect an object?

@TheBigHouseWTate

6 жыл бұрын

Hilarious😒

I literally almost died by choking on mtn dew just cause I was laughing so hard

Fitz: Reminding us to not make sexual jokes. Everyone else: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

When Fitz uploads so irregularly that you have to resort to watching Kugo for entertainment

@arsalanhashmi2911

6 жыл бұрын

ay man, Kugo isn't that bad. Check out swagger as well

@notJkun

6 жыл бұрын

When both Fitz and Swagger upload so irregularly that you have to resort to watching Kugo for entertainment.

@ethanhicks7595

6 жыл бұрын

HighOnMinecraft that's called "rock bottom"

@5:24 *Top Ten Most Romantic Anime Scenes*

@Itsvibezy

6 жыл бұрын

Jimin Park is it sad that i knew what anime the song was from... "your name" and i loved that movie damn it

@CrunchGirl97

6 жыл бұрын

Zorua Ultra I knew it the moment I heard it. Don't worry, it isn't sad XD

I'm just rewatching all of his videos!

Wait... Ben Franklin wasn’t a president... oh, that was a hilarious impression, continue!

Call yourself a weeb? Have you watched the magic school bus yet?

@asdamealdeal3070

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah dude, the plot twist at the end of the field trip arc was some of the best writing last season

More cartman impressions please

These intros are crazy cool love them

5:42 that’s kataware-doki from 君の名は if anyone is wondering

Fitz forgot that yaoi exists

@failtoload4489

6 жыл бұрын

General Gaming not easy to find randomly, especially in video form

@failtoload4489

6 жыл бұрын

Scarlette Brake a Japanese word that stands for your dad? Maybe

@24karatramen93

6 жыл бұрын

i think its like.. gay anime for girls to read/watch or something idk

@julianheng1298

5 жыл бұрын

basically yaoi is gay, yuri is lesbians

@epicbeans526

5 жыл бұрын

Yaoi is gay anime and manga (normally porn) and fujoshis r girls that love all that and fudanshis r guys that love it too.

Sometimes I leave early just so I don’t have to go through the pain of hearing the outro song come on

"I could be whatever you want me to be" Shane Dawson: 0:59

This video should be titled: “Incriminating ourselves on video”