Satch constantly talking about; "guys I'm not a builder", "guys I'm terrible at building", then bustin' out the most realistic bachelor apartment in the time it takes me to decide which mailbox swatch I want on my lot! 😂

@second_second_

8 ай бұрын

yes, i actually love watching Satch's builds. He's such a good builder

I swear everyone of his videos has something 'horrific' or 'disgusting' in it 😂😂😂

@SatchOnSims

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@waifs

8 ай бұрын

he’s british xx we complain about everything

@ScottF-hh5yj

8 ай бұрын

Hehehe…. Satch’s best videos are the ones where he avoids naughty innuendo.

@Sp3ctralI

8 ай бұрын

@@waifs”ugh this nasty oxygen”

@RachelBastow

8 ай бұрын

this is sims 4, one of these words is always applicable 🥴

Yes! Sort clutter by room. The amount of random clutter in this game is horrifying to sort through.

The sheer number of "personal time" jokes was unexpected and a hilarious addition to my morning coffee

I renovated this apartment for my not so berry challenge and even when it looked better, it made my sim tense all the time between of the lot trait, pipes, rat hole, and electrical box.. and then my landlord got electrocuted and died when she came to fix it lol

@marijadjordjevic1391

8 ай бұрын

Does anyone know when you renovate a apartment or house what do you do then, do you put it in gallery what do you write pls help?

@angelinasurzhyk6655

8 ай бұрын

If you want to share it, then yeah, you can put it on the gallery :) you can name it whatever you want, but the most common is “(name of the lot in-game) Reno” so that people who want to replace this lot can find it more easily in the gallery :)

The open blinds thing! How hard is it (genuinely) to have an open and close function, so you're not blocking out all of the light/window when you want to imply privacy with curtains and blinds? XD

In the US apartments have that weird grey fake wood flooring. In 10 years we’re going to look back and be like “remember when we made everything grey?”

@prettyfart

8 ай бұрын

yes I just went apartment hunting and all of them had the ugly grey hardwood but luckily I found one with the brown wood that was just remodeled and the floor color alone made me pick that apartment lol

@thecreatedvoid117

8 ай бұрын

AHHHHH I hate the all gray trend! I'm so glad when we moved into our place that it is gray (RIP) but a very warm dark gray. I can at least tolerate although definitely not my choice. I would be ecstatic to have some BROWN flooring. My in laws that live a few units down from us got the neutral light gray floors and I hate them lmao

@baekyum

8 ай бұрын

I'm so over the horrifying grey stuff. It's so miserable and I'm a guy who likes grey but can't stand what they're doing with it now.

@lisabrown8889

8 ай бұрын

Well, when I was looking for my first apartment - everything was orange and babys**t gold or "forest green" I was SO excited when I found my third apartment that was decorated in shade of blue!

@thecreatedvoid117

8 ай бұрын

@@baekyum yeah same. I liked gray before the everything gray trend. Touches of it are totally fine. But top to bottom gray is so boring and cold lol

Yes, it's one of those apartment with the «need work» trait that's actually a challenge. Really help improve the handiness skill. JUST changing the carpet improve that apartment SO much...

If you search by room, each room has it's own "clutter" section. Like, I think for kitchen it says kitchen accents and is a bowl of fruit? The bathroom has the towel, etc.

@katmannsson

8 ай бұрын

Unfortunately that filter is inconsistent I get bathroom and kitchen stuff in my bedroom clutter still 😮‍💨

@DatWahn

8 ай бұрын

True. But who doesn't want a bowl of fruit at their bedside? Blasphemy 🤪 I don't have clutter kits because I'm not a big clutter fan. Irl also. But it does help quite a bit for me to sort it that way. The main clutter option is all over the place.

thats quite the glow up. now make it disgusting and grungy but in a way that looks better than the og

I must say this is the most "guys apartment" Ive ever seen. Like - well done! It was so effortless and you nailed it. Everyone seems to make perfection modern chic builds and this looks like a genuine, lived in, man's apartment 😃❤

Reminds me of when I divorced and the only opportunity I had to move to, was a crappy appartment like this one. The option was: 1. Wait 3 more months and move into a clean appartment. 2. Move in today and clean it yourself. I took option 2. Took out the dirty carpet and the ruined kitchen and put in some cheap but clean new stuff. It were the best years of my life there.

Satch always makes my day better

its always so fun seeing how other people decorate in the sims

I love this man's laugh lol

I recently moved a teenager in here with his little half sister. I thought it was realistic that this was all they could afford. The unmovable stuff in this appartment breaks constantly and you have to be able to access it.

we need more satch gameplay series like way more

Not gonna lie, I tuned out for the last minute or two because you made me start to think about how hygienic it truly is to use flushable toilet wipes instead of tissue 😂

I want to make a dumpy apartment but everytime i attempt to i end up making it look all pretty. 😢

I think satch is the realest sims youtuber in the community, though Deli and james are still very great too. And honestly the oversharing is vibe.

That's a really convenient mouse hole for the poor mouse to end the horrors it has seen in one last ditch of desperation.

screaming for Satch the entire time to put the desk in the corner near the kitchen lmao

Thank you for the tip on uploading apartments, will definitely be keeping that in mind.

Am i the only one who likes this apartment? Its perfect for storylines!

i literally look forward to his videos yall he’s so funny 😭

I too build houses in the sims with the Christmas tree placements in mind 😊

I wont lie chief EA got me on the Modern Luxe kit not for the Faux-Painting Wall mount TV but the Turntable. I was in the middle of building the Proper first House for my Generations save and the Modern Luxe kit was just the touch I needed for the Primary Bedroom and Piano Nook downstairs.

If you have MCCC you can delete the pipes, drains, mouse holes and electric boxes by holding down the Shift key and clicking on objects and then choosing "destroy object" :))

@EpicRealistTV

8 ай бұрын

True!

my sim lives in this, and te easiest thing to do os keep the bathroom where it is, ut a platform where the bedroom is and put a bed n the platform facing a tv (if you use a murphy bed you can add another sofa too). The kitchen should be directly opposite the door, that then leaves space for a desk, dining table, plant and mirror.

I wish these were longer/ uncut I love your videos 😂

Sometimes with you I don't know if I should laugh or be offended. ROFLMFAO - I choose to laugh. I do enjoy how you talk to us like your having a chat with your best friend. You all are just brutally honest about everything. (that's a good thing)

Tbh I hope that the for rent pack adds some slummy looking swatches! I want worn, torn, and stained furniture, sloppy landlord paint jobs, etc.

I love that apartment! So classy! And don’t worry, I did a teen’s bedroom and did place tissues on his night stand. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣🤣🤣

I find it hilarious that Satch always use the toilet from Snowy Escape (same actually), because It feels like 99% of the pack's value is the toilet 😅 but fr though that toilet's more hygienic than toilet paper.

I hope you do more of these renovations for your save file, I really enjoyed it! It’s a good point that we make everything in the Sims 4 “perfect”. I’m guilty of that as well.

Satch, your overshares kill me haha 😂 its real and that is why i watch you over other sims channels

Lower the walls to cut away view and see how messed up the apartment walls and doors are since the patch before High school years.

I also think about a place for the christmas tree when i build living rooms!!! i thought i was the only one 😂😭

I laughed so hard on baby wipes 😅

I do the same with the Christmas tree. Just waiting for Christmas to see if you get emotional again or excited 😂 pray you find your dream apartment soon

This is one of my favorite apartments but I definitely redo it every time lol

I wish objects got worn out in time in the game. Obviously, this apartment was originally built to be one of those nasty apartments you gotta pay 2k for. TV on top of suitcases is a nice touch but the suitcases look so new and in good shape it ruins the whole vibe

this is also my favourite thing to do in this game

I *feel* you on the shitty, up-charged apartments! That's America, too! It's like walking into a Sanitorium and they're like "It's so modern, right??" Let me tell you that throwing a few nice tapestries up on those shitty walls helps a lot...as do a few fairy lights. You almost forget you're stuffed into a tiny white box! (I'm also in the green is my favorite color camp! Though I prefer more like...neon greens, but I'll take any shade of green over most other colors...except red! A good rich, dark red though - preferably accented by black.) And you CAN kind of see sorted sections for clutter by like, clicking on the fruit bowl in the little kitchen image during build mode...but even that isn't perfect. I find that when I use that to sort bathroom clutter, I'm inevitably missing most of the bathroom clutter I actually am looking for, and I have to sift through the whole main clutter list anyways! The clutter could use a better sorting tool. (Also, just downsize the towels by 2! Use the bracket tool! They're perfect at that size really.)

I absolutely LOVE the picture frame television , especially in bedrooms ❤

wow, so it was really a crack dent? glad you renovate it. I love watching your build's videos

That call me ungrateful comment had me 😆

I'd love the black and white square lino from TS1 to come back

Ok, true story, my mom likes the home reno shows and watches a lot of them and the only time I've ever seen one of those tvs that look like a painting is one of those shows and when Dream Home Decorator came out I said to my niece that we should have had one of those in this pack. Then later a kit comes out with it. I didn't buy the kit.

I would say the most horrific apartment is the one with the body outline. This one is a close second.

My parents just bought a house, and one of the first questions I asked them was "where are you going to put the Christmas tree?" So I can relate 😆🎅🎄

You could remake the "building a whole house using only kits" video, so many new kits came out since

I love to steal Salim Benali's apartment cause I'm so into the grotty nasty cheap apartment vibe instead of the $5000/month vibes the others give 😂

Oh, I have such fond memories of this apartment in the Sims! I moved Bob Pancakes into it after he realized he was gay and divorced his wife (swear I didn’t force that-one day Bob got the whim to flirt with Father Christmas and I said, “Alright, king, let’s see where this leads. 😎”). Though it didn’t look nearly as nice my renovation as you made it look here.

I literally said this today, i cant be bothered to search for a goddamn thing in bb mode because the names of items are so confusing and hard to remember. Ugh

Just letting you know most flushable wipes aren't actually flushable lol

@Yumi_Jay

8 ай бұрын

At my apartment complex some of the apartments got flooded because of someone using those wipes and it clogged the pipes.

New Satch video on a Friday... thank god

That looks so much like my last apartment lol

This crack den apartment is my go to unit 😂

I never use that apartment, I forgot it existed

9:50 sounds like polish apartments as well 💀

"If it's colorful and vibrant, I don't want it in my house." _rows of LGBT slay books glaring at Satch over by the fuse box_

Just so you know, that drain thing is a heating vent.

Those random overshares... as a sexual pisces, I love it. LOL

Please don’t flush flushable wipes down your toilet 😫 you’ll be having to pay plumbers to come tell you the same thing. Because they can damage your plumbing just like flushing regular wipes. They can still end up clogging sewers/septic tanks

Here in American (where I live anyways, for low income) there are NO carpeted apartments

"GUYS"... "it looks like a crack den". 🤣🤣

0:09 I forget the guys name but that’s the writers apartment. I always play as him when I start city living just because his apartment sucks so bad.

@Pressbutan

8 ай бұрын

0:38 if you get bored I put a bunch of apartment/townhouse shells on the gallery. SimPrimeRealty if anyone feels like decorating, have at it. I’m not bothering until the pack comes out.

There are zero carpets anywhere in Canada anymore, I swear. Rugs only.

Hope they fix the cutaway view in apartments before For Rent releases...

Oh we went for gray today :D. What happened with beige?

Exactly what I was thinking. 😂

Seriously the lack of stuff that actually fits on the shelves is just ridiculous

To be fair, ive always hated Salim Benali's apartment. So Satch fixed it regardless of what he did.

😂❤ fun video

I don't want to sound bitchy but I wanted to say something about the flushable toilet wipes. Most "flushable" toilet wipes contain plastic and while they don't get stuck in the pipes it's not good for the environment, so I hope those wipes go in the trash instead 🤐 Cozy apartment though, bigger than mine 😁

nobody is talking abt the baby wipes 💀

Just so you know, "Flushable" toilet wipes shouldn't be flushed!

Does anyone know when you renovate a apartment or house what do you do then, do you put it in gallery what do you write pls help?

Is this unit in City Living? Where can I find this?

Where can I find that tv/picture?!

Can someone tell me how he did to have more rows in build mode?? I'm looking for this for a long time 😭

@silverovercast

8 ай бұрын

It’s a mod

Satch! A lonely single man..... You are so naughty!

At least the electrical outlet is not in the bathroom.

What pack is the TV from?

My sim is currently living in this apartment. I had to redo it 😅

@aritsun

8 ай бұрын

Where Is this from?

Does anyone know what kit the TV that looks like a painting is in? I need it! Lol

@2ndAgbala

8 ай бұрын

The modern luxe kit I think it's called

@joshl9328

8 ай бұрын

@@2ndAgbala thank you

Why does this give me sims 2 vibes?

This looks like Jeffrey Dahmers apartment 😂😂😂 He was a serial killer in the states in the 80s

Where lovestruck review

Am I the only one whose favourite color is gray?

@jasmatchett8771

26 күн бұрын

Grey and purple combo

millienal grey

I think the TV is too high??

wait why did he need wipes next to the bed?

@PleaseApplaud

8 ай бұрын

To clean up after w*anking/s*x 😐 Why else you gonna have tissues/wipes in a bedroom?

Ah yew rehday? Lol

Hi

What's with all of the tissues, does he always have a snotty nose?

It's not horrific. This is a typical one-rooom apartaments for rent in Russia

back when ea made their builds 🤢

@waifs

8 ай бұрын

trigger warning

Satch constantly hating on the Sims 4 is something I never thought I needed to see!!