Ren is definitely the type of person to kiss the homies goodnight on the lips

@Door227

4 ай бұрын

Who doesn’t

@jaems

4 ай бұрын

he got that dog in him

@XieLiansDeadMother

4 ай бұрын

@@jaemsehhehehe

@smorelove4017

4 ай бұрын

3rd life will make you crazy huh

@XieLiansDeadMother

4 ай бұрын

@@smorelove4017 is that a sampo profile?

A while back Ren and Martin were breeding villagers and while Scar was gonna entered he heard them go “oh yeah let’s make a baby” and told Grian they where doing inappropriate things lmao

@geako9849

2 жыл бұрын

When?

@spectralquill1810

2 жыл бұрын

@@geako9849 3rd life. Seeing it in Scar's perspective just made it a whole lot funnier😅

@noimnotgoingtoenteraname

2 жыл бұрын

What episode?

@captainpotatord6984

2 жыл бұрын

@@noimnotgoingtoenteraname episode 3 17:06. Goodtimeswithscar lmao

@Adam-xf6sq

2 жыл бұрын

Also the intense shoveling noises made it better

He knows he says something innapropriate on accident AND HE JUST DIGS FURTHER, I CAN'T

@user-nk8sz9wz5d

2 жыл бұрын

Just digs further hehehe

@urviurviurviurvi

2 жыл бұрын

ayyy look at the like number

@potatogaming7044

2 жыл бұрын

Digs further?

@Potatoboii2

2 жыл бұрын

He can't help but go deeper into it

@phroggy_8018

2 жыл бұрын

That's what she said

Ren is such a supremely sexual being that he can't contain himself sometimes

@renderproductions1032

2 жыл бұрын

Who can?

@nataliahbailey7871

Жыл бұрын

An alien

@Door227

4 ай бұрын

Dude this is him as pg. imagine what would happen if he didn’t have to be family friendly

@salmontickler

12 күн бұрын

Sex god

''Shut up and rub me'' - Rendog

@KaijuPunch

2 жыл бұрын

Hmmm

@Marina.V13

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah!!

@sirtruths5017

2 жыл бұрын

goddammit i was about to comment that and then saw someone beat me to it BY 4 MONTHS

@Marina.V13

2 жыл бұрын

@@sirtruths5017 🤣

@krishnaarmy3315

2 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

hermitcraft is for young kids they said:

@Smerpyderp

3 жыл бұрын

Is that what they say?

@SmashBro7510

3 жыл бұрын

@@Smerpyderp that's what.... As far as I've seen.... Kids don't enjoy hermitcraft bcz it doesn't have "Action" .... They don't realise the pure skill there

@freemelons1706

3 жыл бұрын

@@SmashBro7510 its either "Hermitcraft is just for kids" or "omg no hermitcraft is too boring for kids" at least, from people who doesn't know Hermitcraft

@miaamia505

2 жыл бұрын

I enjoy hermitcraft lol does it means I'm a kid cool

@yb101z

2 жыл бұрын

Who has ever said that?

This is how you can tell Ren is genuinely enjoying himself while streaming.

@SodioC

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, he’s *enjoying himself*

@morejemmex6367

2 жыл бұрын

Bad choice of words there

@mr.boomguy

Жыл бұрын

@@morejemmex6367 appreciate for the theme tho xD

@socialistrepublicofvietnam1500

3 ай бұрын

"There are multiple ways to enjoy myself, if you know what I'm sayin'"

@studygirlmilly

Ай бұрын

lets make sure he keeps both hands on his desk

well now we know why ren and hbomb get along so well

@Masked.Victim

3 жыл бұрын

No shit

@jisint

3 жыл бұрын

wait who is h?im familiar but i forgot

@Gamerkitty6274

3 жыл бұрын

@@jisint hbomb94!

@jisint

3 жыл бұрын

oh yeah

@its_rylee_428

3 жыл бұрын

Isnt h on dream smp or somethin?

3:18 Ren: *being mildy inappropriate when he's rezzed* Grian : It's time to stop.

@_Stuki_

Жыл бұрын

Golden comment

Alternative title: Ren being a bisexual drunk for five minutes straight

@meteorsoda369

2 жыл бұрын

BAHAHAHA YES

@isagreenleaf7646

2 жыл бұрын

I laughed audibly

@bloodsuczz0000

2 жыл бұрын

Simply yes :D

@velocityaviation.

2 жыл бұрын

*pansexual, he said ladies, gentlemen, anyone, get in line.

@kylaajm3411

2 жыл бұрын

@@velocityaviation. actually, Bisexual people can like non binary and others who identify differently too! Theres a common misconception that since Bi means both, it only means you like men OR women, and pan can like all. However, bisexuality is actually the attraction to two or more genders, whereas pansexuality focuses more on the personality and traits of the person, rather than how they choose to identify! Hope this helps!

I love how rendog is unintentionally inappropriate, but then there are times when he knows exactly what he's saying...

Ren and Iskall's old Hermitcast, the episode about manliness. Ren says, "The inner Rendog is embracing the joy of the nut." True story

@floris1576

2 жыл бұрын

"Hermitcast"? Is that a podcast or something? Could you send me the link to it if so?

@jessicadurn276

2 жыл бұрын

@@floris1576 It was a short lived podcast series by Ren and Iskall, only four episodes. Super hilarious though, lots of hidden gems in there. kzread.info/head/PLN4REFgR_gqscvi8x_x2bVxObjMTLVB68

@edaphix

Жыл бұрын

one of Rendogs Kingdomcraft episodes (episode 12 I think look for Iskall and a bunkbed if you want the clip) he says to Iskall "When you log off im gonna rub my juices all over your bed" so he has always been like this lmao I love it

"ladies get in line, ladies and gentlemen, anybody can get in line" -rendog pansexual moment

@meteorsoda369

2 жыл бұрын

pansexual ren is my favorite headcanon (not irl tho lol)

@peepytime

2 жыл бұрын

@@meteorsoda369 Pls don't say things like that. You can't "headcanon" things about a REAL LIFE person

@meteorsoda369

2 жыл бұрын

@@peepytime that’s why i said not irl, i’m talking about the character :)

@tessak2174

2 жыл бұрын

oh yes that was so funny

@goopypegasus-7740

2 жыл бұрын

@@meteorsoda369 wdym character

"This is quite a big one though" "That's what she said" "Sorry, that one was too hard to resist" *That's what she said*

@TopOceanKitty_Gacha

8 ай бұрын

*EXACTLY!* me and my mom have a field day when we binge hc together!

It feels so weird hearing stuff like this from Hermits, because they usually never say such things xD

@lunaabhinaya3577

3 жыл бұрын

It's strange cuz we're not used to hear the hermits saying such thing, but at the same time it's weirdly hilarious XD

@ashy1687

2 жыл бұрын

Keralis says stuff like this from time to time and it always manages to catch me off guard lol

@erinnstreeter

2 жыл бұрын

The one and only time I went to Ren's chat, I made a MILD innuendo based on something he said, a comment that wouldn't be out of place in any of these clips - and a mod silenced me! Never been back.

@subhasishghosh6924

2 жыл бұрын

keralis once said gigacock

@dctrsnapl

2 жыл бұрын

@@subhasishghosh6924 ok so hes talking about a specific bird in cleos zoo

Rendog has come a long way from highly inappropriate jokes, to just mildly inappropriate, which for me, ironically, the mildly is far more amusing

Not only rendog, when Grian was pranking scar by killing him and giving him a lot of xp, while scar was collecting xp scar said "i have a lot of balls on my face and it's crazy" He probably unintentionally made a innapropriate joke but that's so hilarious taken out of context, even Grian laughed.

@eclipse4507

2 жыл бұрын

I dunno, Scar seems to make a suspiciously high amount of "unintentional" inappropriate jokes hahaha

@phroggy_8018

2 жыл бұрын

I remember that and being like "🤨"

@fiaghost4759

2 жыл бұрын

no, scar definitely does this on purpose. this is the guy who said "i am quite the stripper!" while showing his strip mine

@reethelemon

2 жыл бұрын

@@fiaghost4759 Lmao

@TayBun

Жыл бұрын

okay, but I like to think he is completely innocent. ik he's a grown ass man, but like, he's a grown ass Disney man.

“There’s lots of ways to increase heart rate if you know what I’m saying” Yes Ren, yes...

@nathanielredig3957

2 жыл бұрын

Shock collar

@CommissarChaotic

2 жыл бұрын

Magic pain glove

@aleaf1494

2 жыл бұрын

Fear

@ZIIV245

2 жыл бұрын

Yes like threatening someone with a gun that's a good way on raising heart rate from personal experience

@BlackKishan

2 жыл бұрын

Cake!

Ren is hilarious 😂😂 The other day, Ren made a "that's what she said" joke, and Iskall didn't know what it meant and I almost died 😂😂😂 Edit: maybe it was Iskall acting, idk. Whichever way, it was funny lol

@digitalink2901

3 жыл бұрын

Where from? Id like to see that

@lizziebethh

3 жыл бұрын

@@digitalink2901 on one of Xisuma's livestreams, I think it was a Clash Of The Creaters Achievement Hunt 😊

@umbrellagirl8732

3 жыл бұрын

@@digitalink2901 kzread.info/dash/bejne/fHaFx6usptzMl7w.html at 2:43:26 :-)

@rapidlemon906

2 жыл бұрын

to be honest i didnt get but..

@aevus

2 жыл бұрын

I think iskall new exactly what ren was talking about, but he was using self deprecating humour

I remember in the start of s7 when cleo said to a spider ”Come in my face!” then couldn’t stop laughing 🤣

@infernalsquid

2 жыл бұрын

i require a link

@tvaettis0653

2 жыл бұрын

Siddharth A. It was during a hermitcraft stream day, lemme try to find it

@ChiefJoey5971

2 жыл бұрын

@@tvaettis0653 did u?

@tvaettis0653

2 жыл бұрын

CHIEF JOEY nah sadly not. I found a stream from early s7 but not that clip

by his words it's not exactly straight

@smirror196

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO YEA LIKE idk if he is bi but either way, the Bi energy is ~immaculate~

@LaurenT3G

3 жыл бұрын

"Ladies get in line! Ladies and gentlemen, anyone can get in the line!"

@nutellafan770

3 жыл бұрын

@@LaurenT3G Ur everywhere

@LaurenT3G

3 жыл бұрын

@@nutellafan770 Define everywhere--?

@justdrums8273

3 жыл бұрын

I think hes just really really supportive and trying his best XD

4:00 The cow pulled out the ono reverse card and milked Ren

It seems more funny comming out from a chill and family friendly server member... I've caught other members using slightly naughty words and cursing... And even if it's basic and mild, it always seems 1000 times more hilarious than other youtubers who randomly curse and use courses and inappropriate words...

@ashy1687

2 жыл бұрын

Man, Keralis and Xisuma's conversation about "giving head" is still one of the funniest moments in HC! That was unexpected but hilarious

@ashy1687

2 жыл бұрын

@KATHERINA CARLA DE RAMOS yep it was in Xisuma's video but Keralis didn't put it in his I think

@farrela3620

2 жыл бұрын

@@ashy1687 which X video?

@agentprismarine2778

2 жыл бұрын

@@ashy1687 link please

@tehasimo5937

2 жыл бұрын

@Ellie Searle commenting for link

2:48 OMG DOC JUST MADE IT WORSE I CANT-

@vivo_archived

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@lunaabhinaya3577

3 жыл бұрын

He really did made it worse XD

@memorysnake1646

3 жыл бұрын

It was so funny Tho

@dctrsnapl

2 жыл бұрын

wait how

@memorysnake1646

2 жыл бұрын

Ur innocent to know-

I like the Hermits doing some adult things sometimes. It gives you sense that Hermitcraft is not just for kids

3:40 "that one was too hard to resist" that's what she said

@R_-qs4fo

2 жыл бұрын

the entire video in one sentence my dude

@nineadvary8539

2 жыл бұрын

Nice

The funny thing is I feel like out of all the hermits his videos are probably some of the most enjoyable for younger kids, he's so good at the roleplay he basically never breaks his own "character"

"Your juices are so tasty, my dude." - rendog

New Discord user: “I’m female” Discord mods in the next 10 seconds: 2:12

@that_cupoftea

2 жыл бұрын

haha

Is Rendog bi? No idea. But is he an icon for all bi people? 100%

@Annathedragon3

Ай бұрын

This made me laugh so hard and I have no clue why lol

love how at the clips before 3:18 stress and grian just laugh but iskall is the living definition of 😐

i think i need to start watching rendog streams lmao

@meteorsoda369

2 жыл бұрын

definitely yes!! they’re super fun

Ren: Rub me Iskall! Grian: I-I’m gonna need you to stop saying that-

i feel like hes good at flirting without even trying

I’ll never forget doc saying “loly(presumably holy) shit I’m rich” in X’s video And Wels naming his tool “knight’s hoe”

@soup7798

2 жыл бұрын

Link to doc saying it?

@ananomaly3346

2 жыл бұрын

@@soup7798 I’ll try my best, it was early in season 7, X was moving villagers in the nether

@ananomaly3346

2 жыл бұрын

@@soup7798 Hermitcraft episode 889 13:53

“Cleo don’t know who she’s freakin’ with”

@elisabethrosie1065

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my lord don’t tell me that’s what that line meant?! XD

@MouseySky

2 жыл бұрын

@@elisabethrosie1065 Yep. When I listened to Hermitgang I thought "this would be interesting if they weren't being family friendly"

I like how everything Ren says sounds unintentionally sexy out of context lol

my entire reaction to the whole video is laughing followed by "ren you cant say that here!"

This was glorious! Ren is a blessing to this planet!

If you were to do this again there’s a ton of innuendo in 3rd life. The most notable being a joke about Ren and Cleo flashing each other that not nearly enough people talk about.

2:47 Stressmonster's laugh gets me every goddamn time! It's so contagious :D I'm dying

"Hey bud, Im gonna need to revoke your rights-"

I love how he sometimes pauses and realizes, the proceeds to dig himself deeper.

0:33 this is so goddamn funny simply because of the my dude on the end 😭😭😭

Ren is one of the best anti-depressants there are

Take a shot every time he says "my dude."

That last one would have BBH screaming “LANGUAGE”

@freemelons1706

3 жыл бұрын

honestly at this point BBH would just gave up

@Anna_Lindlau

3 жыл бұрын

yeah lol

@vc4001

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

@henrylarson6970

2 жыл бұрын

Bring bbh to hermitcraft JUST so that he can shout language at Ren

@Anna_Lindlau

2 жыл бұрын

@@henrylarson6970 hahahahahahahaha

During the HHH livestream working on the evergiven ren said he “got some wood” and cleo practically died.

Your honour, he's my favourite, and he's allowed to say whatever he wants. I love this dog man to bits 🤣

You could say that Ren rubbed Grain the wrong way... I'll see myself out.

Everyone is laughing at ren, meanwhile poor iskall awkwardly and uncomfortably laughing

Its his nature, once he starts, nothing shall stop him

Queenbmomma: walk to cactus Ren: nooooo Ren: *saw the Excalibur* "Let's get you into the vending machine"

@VulpisFoxfire

2 жыл бұрын

They were apparently an entirely different sort of queen... :-)

@Hopppp

2 жыл бұрын

"the Excalibur" pls i'm dying

please make more of these

@umbrellagirl8732

3 жыл бұрын

👀

@rusticrini

3 жыл бұрын

+1

@drawingsandthings1291

3 жыл бұрын

100000% agree

@dctrsnapl

2 жыл бұрын

woah sus

Ren giving us bi energy 🥲✨

@wropkladfgcvnmqwertyoiugh3378

2 жыл бұрын

Is that a good thing or bad thing?

@cookiekunty

2 жыл бұрын

@@wropkladfgcvnmqwertyoiugh3378 make it what you want :)

@cheeseypuff9819

2 жыл бұрын

Is Ren bi, or is that just his ✨ vibe ✨

@cookiekunty

2 жыл бұрын

@@cheeseypuff9819 no clue, either way love the vibe

@luihn7328

2 жыл бұрын

@@cheeseypuff9819 uhhh i think hes said hes straight but honestly hes not against flirting with men

I- I honesty do not think Ren is straight now-. Edit : Hey guys, thanks for the likes. PLEASE STOP FIGHTING IN MY COMMENTS IM A PART OF THE LGBTQ AND IT WAS A MINOR JOKE- THANKS

@cookiekunty

3 жыл бұрын

🥲 makes me so happy tho

@cookiekunty

3 жыл бұрын

@@robertrutter8412 straight people are already celebrated enough to it even being a thing don't you think ? I'm not straight so having someone I appreciate and admire representing eventually my people on hermitcraft makes me happy - there you go. 🤗 Also being happy about something doesn't make it being mad for something else.

@cookiekunty

3 жыл бұрын

@@robertrutter8412 until it's normal representation will matter. You could never understand that if you are part of the priviledged majority.

@cookiekunty

3 жыл бұрын

@@robertrutter8412 lol, please don't even start something when you are clearly clueless about a topic.

@opal9583

3 жыл бұрын

@@robertrutter8412 before I knew I was bi, I didn't get it either, but it just feels nice, y'know? That someone ya like to watch and stuff has something in common with ya and went through the same kinda stuff, I'm not good at writing in English, so I probably wrote some stuff wrong, but I hope I helped!

4:43 Oh God I thought Ren said "Let's get you in bed and sheets shall we"

@buhzs9663

2 жыл бұрын

You couldn't make it worse could you

@gughghfyfyfhhghrtdyg

2 жыл бұрын

@@buhzs9663 One time my (not really a friend not really a stranger) said to a picture ''Let's bedroom''

@PhoenixArtz000

2 жыл бұрын

@@gughghfyfyfhhghrtdyg suggestion for a word: acquaintance! :)

I will never think of ren the same way

i like how unlike other hermits who might not realize what theyre saying, he fully realizes it every single time and goes deeper every single time

Anakin: "it does feel really good to strip" Padme: "wood, right?" Anakin: "..." Padme".. wood .... right?"

There are no possibilities to have Ren be in an incorrect quote. He’s said everything... Edit: how did I get over 1 like tell me honestly

@olithegeek9713

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly lol

@kyexmi2752

3 жыл бұрын

just here to remind you of your number of likes :)

@epicgaming7813

3 жыл бұрын

What about “Epicgaming7 is awesome” -Ren No one could ever say that

@eggycarton

2 жыл бұрын

This is a bit comical but let’s me honest entirely false. I’ll believe it when ren says “The diameter of Abraham Lincoln’s beard in 1783 reminded me of the flavor of my mattress factory’s monkey mascot.” If he says that then sure I’ll believe it.

@epicgaming7813

2 жыл бұрын

@@eggycarton Abe Lincoln beard in 1783=nonexistent Flavor of your mattress factory’s monkey mascot=probably nonexistent The sentence is perfectly logical surprisingly

Stress is the badboyhalo of Hermitcraft

@ofwgcc2803

3 жыл бұрын

Ain’t no way you think badboyhalo or any of those others are even compatible to these guys

@tauntre

3 жыл бұрын

*Badboyhalo is the Stress of Dream SMP /lh

@vc4001

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@tumblingartist

3 жыл бұрын

@@tauntre if you don’t mine me asking, what’s “/lh”?

@tauntre

3 жыл бұрын

@@tumblingartist It means light hearted! It's a tone indicator

I remember when Ren was on stream and talking about his sugar factory. Those moments were moments of immense regret.

i don't even watch ren i don't know how this got recommended but i love it

@meteorsoda369

2 жыл бұрын

This is a sign that you should watch him

I just love having this video periodically pop up in my home page every few weeks, I watch it every time; it never gets old

Man’s really said pan/bi rights XD 2:27

The one with stress and iskall lol

Every time this video shows up in my recommended I just have to watch it and it never fails to make me laugh

i love how the hermits dont seem like the type of people to be swearing, making inappropriate jokes, etc. but they always understand when something is said wrong

himbo energy

“Dogs are friendly don’t worry!” Ren:

Alternate title: Ren acting gay for 5 minutes

@JasonBason

3 жыл бұрын

“Acting”

@aero33888

3 жыл бұрын

Bi*

@J11_boohoo

3 жыл бұрын

That last part proves otherwise Edit: but the iskall one does

L a n g u a g e

"ladies get in line- ladies and gentlemen; anybody can get in line!" that one quote means a lot. knowing that popular youtubers/streamers are working towards making their corner of the internet a safe space for lgbt folks really restores my hope in humanity

@floris1576

2 жыл бұрын

Mhm, especially from the likes of Hermicraft that wouldn't typically talk about sexuality

@inkfuse5768

Жыл бұрын

@@jaho9200oh yeah he’s not doing any lgbt shit, he just says “shout out to my beautiful lgbtq community you have an ally for life in me”

@jaho9200

Жыл бұрын

@@inkfuse5768 when does he say that

@inkfuse5768

Жыл бұрын

@@jaho9200 watch his latest video

@inkfuse5768

Жыл бұрын

@@jaho9200 there are so many instances, twitter, hardcore series, latest hermitcraft episode at the beginning, saying that it’s just a joke is incredibly poorly researched, great chat

"Hermitcraft's all about pg wholesomeness ^^" Ren:

this is why ren is one of my favorites, dosent come out and swear but the jokes are there

1:42 My 9 year old brother watching with me: 🚶🏽‍♂️

You know that feeling when you find out that Santa isn’t real? Wkxkdkdk this is a joke btw,,

Ren: I'M RUBBING YA MAN Iskall: .____. ok.

"ladies and gentlemen anyone get in line!" thats cannon ren's bi /j

I love this. Thank you.

Time to reset my brain:-)

This man is so unintentionally funny lmao in or out of context intentional or not. This is gold

"Hermitcraft is for kids" they said "All the MCYT's in it are PG" they said

First thing Ren does in season 8 is zoom in Doc's unmentionables, if this is not a signs for a part 2 I don't know what it is/j

PLS I CAN TELL HE REALLY LIKES MAKING THESE JOKES YET BEING FAMILY FRIENDLY AT THE SAME TIME

Me: Yeah no im not a simp Also me: *has watched this multiple times*.

@drawingsandthings1291

2 жыл бұрын

Dont expose me like that shh

@meteorsoda369

2 жыл бұрын

same

@witchykittyy

2 жыл бұрын

ME THOUGH????????

Alternate title: Ren being sus for 5 mins

Ren just became my new favourite hermit 😆

The funniest thing is that I think Ren was trying to be inclusive by going “ladies and gentleman, anyone can get in the line” but it just ended up sounding really fruity

2:24 wow okay, that doesn’t sound very straight

Rendog needs to be like this in his videos!! He’s the most non family friendly hermit, we need some of that in videos!!

This make me appreciate rendog even more now

4:07 was not REN being weird it was the cow

this is honestly the most iv'e laughed in ages. please make more :D

I have watched this video like 50 times and it's still hilarious! 😂😂 Please make a part 2!

That perfect cut on the “it just feels so good to strip….” absolutely killed me

(Delete "mildly" from the title PFPFPFFFF)

Ren is one classy dude.

“Mildly inappropriate” “MILDLY inappropriate?!” You call THAT mild!

@Benvii

2 жыл бұрын

It was very mild wdym?