"Remember when the movie ran out of story?" I too remember watching Rise of Skywalker

@Laketwig

2 жыл бұрын

it had too much story. every new scene was another movie.

@OverlordZero

3 ай бұрын

somehow it ran out of story

the video was the literal personification of what they were talking about, lol well played!!

@ourDreamcatcher

2 жыл бұрын

at the 21 second mark dang

Yeah it was 5 minutes into the rise of skywalker

@jasongrundy1717

2 жыл бұрын

I know it's hard to tell bags of poop apart, but you mean Force Awakens.

@thekingmansplainer6813

2 жыл бұрын

@@jasongrundy1717 We might as well say of em at that point

@goofy8482

2 жыл бұрын

Your majesty.

@thekingmansplainer6813

2 жыл бұрын

@@goofy8482 lol

@SK008

2 жыл бұрын

No.. rise of skywalker ran out of story before the opening crawl started..

Apparently saving dinosaurs from a volcano isn't interesting enough of a plot to make a whole movie about.

@charleyzimmer2505

2 жыл бұрын

If that was the focus it could have been an awesome movie, but modern Hollywood is too stupid to make that happen.

@diegodankquixote-wry3242

2 жыл бұрын

@@charleyzimmer2505 well you couldn't shove in a villain if people were just altruisticly saving dinosaurs because they didn't what then to go extinct again.

@kyrroti

2 жыл бұрын

That could be so cool. You would have to actively seek out a fearsome beast that could kill you. There could be the discussion on if it’s worth risking human life in protecting the lives of animals that only exist due to man’s actions.

@charleyzimmer2505

2 жыл бұрын

@@diegodankquixote-wry3242 You don't need a villain to have a good story.

@diegodankquixote-wry3242

2 жыл бұрын

@@charleyzimmer2505 according to modern Hollywood you can't. You have to have a mean man who wants to make the ultimate dinosaur and sell it to the military

Ahhhh... Cannot WAIT for RLM's "Jurassic World: Dominion."

A story I'm writing is like that. Then I broke it into two parts. Cause it felt like it was two different endings.

who needs story! There was that actor i liked I WILL CONSOOME .

@sweetcinnamonpnchkin

2 жыл бұрын

Cannot stand JW characters. Only liked Owen in the first one.

I clapped when I saw Ian Malcolm!

@scottski02

2 жыл бұрын

Wow! Dude Pride Rock!

@fivehandsmash780

2 жыл бұрын

Now that is one big pile of s***

Fallen Kingdom is just awful, the whole Jurassic World movie series is a farce, so glad I'm skipping out on Dominion.

@sagevoyage

2 жыл бұрын

Only the first one is good, the rest are all terrible

@charleyzimmer2505

2 жыл бұрын

@@sagevoyage The best part of the first one is the fight with the T.Rex, everything else about the movie is forgettable garbage

@Cernunnnos

2 жыл бұрын

The viral marketing for the new one seemed really interesting too. Having candid footage of dinos just out in the world, interacting with 21st century life. Shame they couldn't put some of that creativity into the actual movies. I actually, physically guffawed when the velociraptor and the t-rex teamed up to kaiju battle the science raptor in the last film. The most annoying thing was I could see it coming like a mile off and I just coulsnt belive they were doing it. Then I just very loudly said _really, really, realllllly_ when it was backing up towards the mosasaur enclosure. I can't bring myself to watch the new one.

Budget of $170 million. They cannot afford a better writer?

This is going to get a hearty amount of views.

@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786

2 жыл бұрын

It's a combination of two of a lot of people's favourite movie reviewers! How could you not clap when you see it?

@swatchbox6789

2 жыл бұрын

@@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786 Perhaps one could say It.. broke new ground?

Oh my god I'm CONSOOMING

Funny enough this was the entire last act of Dominion.....

Jurassic park and jaws are the 2 prime examples of Spielberg movies getting milked completely dry. And in the case of jurassic park it's almost worse seeing Spielberg stay on to direct the lost world which might be one of the worst sequels ever made

@BirdsElopeWithTheSun09

2 жыл бұрын

The Lost World is not that bad, especially compared to the Jurassic World trilogy.

@HunterMagunter

2 жыл бұрын

@@BirdsElopeWithTheSun09 it's pretty awful, it lacks in every aspect that made the first movie great. Rewatch it with adult eyes and take off the nostalgia goggles and you'll see how very average it is at best. The lego lost world game was more fun then the movie

@BirdsElopeWithTheSun09

2 жыл бұрын

@@HunterMagunter I feel like "not that bad," and "average at best" is kind of the same thing. What is your take on Jurassic Park III, it might be better in terms of plot than Lost World.

@Iroquois_Pliskin

2 жыл бұрын

The lost world is almost better than the first film lol I say this as a huge jurassic park fan. Many will say the same thing, I only see people criticizing the lost world because other people think it's bad, give it a rewatch and I guarantee you might like it more than you thought.

@BirdsElopeWithTheSun09

2 жыл бұрын

@@Iroquois_Pliskin The biggest problem is certain characters acting like idiots in order for the action scenes to happen. And that whole thing with the boat at the end with the plot-hole of what happened to the crew.

Skyfire is a much better volcano theme park movie. No dinosaurs, tho..

I am pretty sure Jurassic Park run out of story somewhere during the second movie.

Her brain: 🍳

The funny thing here is that Jebby constructs her point so badly that I end up disagreeing with her. Meanwhile RLM are so precise and clear that I cannot disagree.