Rein it in -- Crazy Reddit Stories -- Two Hot Takes Podcast Full Ep

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Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-hosts Alejandra!! This theme is straight chaos... and these people don't know the definition of reining it in.. clearly. From wanting an ex back to stealing moms underwear we didn't know what to say. Tell us what you think of these goofballs!
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  • @dariapankratova3468
    @dariapankratova34682 жыл бұрын

    "I felt lonely and was seeking partnership..." Get a dog!!!

  • @candiedolives5340

    @candiedolives5340

    2 жыл бұрын

    Or a full-time job & quit pretending he'll have a music career 🙄

  • @Ash-mo7oc

    @Ash-mo7oc

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@candiedolives5340 yeah like he even mentions that he doesn't do much in his "music career". In order to have a legitimate career in music, you have to be on the road and spending everyday hours to get as much publicity as possible in order to get more people to want to buy your music. Like how are you ever expecting to make it big if you keep playing to the same small crowd at a pub?

  • @AbigailArwen

    @AbigailArwen

    2 жыл бұрын

    Indeed, get a dog, don't be one.

  • @carpenter28085

    @carpenter28085

    Жыл бұрын

    All good points And when I was lonely in my marriage: I legit got myself a kitten!! I didn't step out on my freaking partner!

  • @everleighxoxox

    @everleighxoxox

    Жыл бұрын

    Orrrrrrr COMMUNICATE THIS WITH THE PARTNER YOU ALREADY HAVE! Loneliness NEVER justifies cheating!!

  • @shilohgalanius
    @shilohgalanius2 жыл бұрын

    To the first story: She glowed up because she lost a deadweight freeloader. She has half the expenses to worry about and only herself to take care of.

  • @lynzieball9075

    @lynzieball9075

    2 жыл бұрын

    my sister just got divorced cause he (ex) husband was becoming an alcoholic and refusing therapy. we also found out he was cheating. my sister seriously looks like she lost a hundred pounds. her husband then begged her to take him back. too late loser

  • @ivanahabek3329

    @ivanahabek3329

    2 жыл бұрын

    exactly.

  • @epxcc1f

    @epxcc1f

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@lynzieball9075 wow. I hope your sister is doing well

  • @klaythoring1326

    @klaythoring1326

    Жыл бұрын

    I remember all the people telling me how great I looked when I’d made my decision - I just stopped carrying a massive weight around and realized I was free and unimpeded. Turns out a lot of the physical things I was suffering from were from mental and emotional pain that expressed itself physically because I kept ignoring it.

  • @noodlepoodlegirl

    @noodlepoodlegirl

    Жыл бұрын

    I just went through something very similar myself, and I need to keep reminding myself of that! Time for a glow up!

  • @mik5862
    @mik58622 жыл бұрын

    Nobody is talking about how the first guy had a girlfriend when he started stalking his ex wife. Once a cheater, always a cheater…

  • @TwoHotTakes

    @TwoHotTakes

    2 жыл бұрын

    Wait…. Wtf

  • @LunaC_literaturecoach

    @LunaC_literaturecoach

    2 жыл бұрын

    Not only that, the ex wife had a restraining order on him, and he posted on r/legaladvice asking if he can hire a private investigator to stalk her... He clearly learnt nothing

  • @GabrielaRivas

    @GabrielaRivas

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@LunaC_literaturecoach Is there a link? That's wild!

  • @TimeQuxxn

    @TimeQuxxn

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@TwoHotTakes I mean, going to her house and waiting until her man leaves to go in and say something? That's very stalker behavior. Especially since he keeps finding ways to keep tabs on her

  • @marley92282

    @marley92282

    2 жыл бұрын

    He is a scuzzy weasel of the highest order, make no mistake.

  • @beethany3020
    @beethany30202 жыл бұрын

    I don’t understand what it is with men telling women that they’re “immature” for being rightfully pissed off in situations that are completely unfair and hurtful????

  • @LeilaleilaZ

    @LeilaleilaZ

    2 жыл бұрын

    Extremely manipulative behavior. "I caused you this distress but I'll blame the situation escalating on you being immature and not being able to handle anything, so I'll deflect as much blame as possible". That first story was disgusting! What a gross pos of a man

  • @slouchingslug8000

    @slouchingslug8000

    2 жыл бұрын

    PERIOD

  • @Vanessa-bk4nv

    @Vanessa-bk4nv

    2 жыл бұрын

    "What is it with men?" It's toxic masculinity.

  • @ana-nim

    @ana-nim

    8 ай бұрын

    Typical gaslighting.

  • @sarahjrgensen1027

    @sarahjrgensen1027

    8 ай бұрын

    Projecting probably lol

  • @boryanaivanova9962
    @boryanaivanova99622 жыл бұрын

    About the 1st story : How convenient, get someone you like, make them take care of you and fully support you. Then complain they are not as fun, fancy and flirty as before. Use this as excuse to cheat, then blame them. After you split they feel and look much better (because they don't use their time and resources to take care of you) and you want them back. And complain that they don't want you + guilt trip them that it's their fault that your relationship don't work

  • @adriana.l0

    @adriana.l0

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol you know cheaters anything to not be responsible for their shitty choices time after time

  • @marley92282
    @marley922822 жыл бұрын

    “The reality check bounced” is fucking BRILLIANT!

  • @bonanahh
    @bonanahh2 жыл бұрын

    Secret signature guy was DEFINITELY trying to pull some kind of POA/conservatorship bullshit with his wife and I am MAD

  • @cassidyhuffman9686

    @cassidyhuffman9686

    2 жыл бұрын

    I would’ve said yes, then the moment papers were in front of me, I’m grab them and rip the blindfold off .

  • @heezypeasy8611

    @heezypeasy8611

    Жыл бұрын

    @@cassidyhuffman9686 thats exactly what I was thinking too! I'd be finding out wtf he was trying to get me to sign

  • @tiffariff

    @tiffariff

    Жыл бұрын

    @@cassidyhuffman9686 okay good jm not the only ome

  • @SherbertLime

    @SherbertLime

    Жыл бұрын

    That's what I was thinking! It made me think of that because of her mentioning she was recently very ill. He likely saw his in to controlling literally everything that has to do with her money. We definitely need more context but it makes me wonder how much money she has and if he's seeing some sort of $$$ after her recent trip to the hospital.

  • @madisonharter

    @madisonharter

    Жыл бұрын

    The fact that even if its just blank pages and wont even show them means its something

  • @haileyburke5021
    @haileyburke50212 жыл бұрын

    On the wedding one- I had a child free wedding and two of my bridesmaids (both sister in laws) were literally 39 weeks pregnant. All went well and we joked about what they would do if their water broke during the ceremony. Some people are ridiculous 🥴

  • @JW-vd4il

    @JW-vd4il

    Жыл бұрын

    Did you almost feel disappointed noone DID go into labor at your wedding? 😂 I also like a good story.... So how cool would it be that forever after your SIL or friend's kids birthday is your wedding day?! 😁

  • @haileyburke5021

    @haileyburke5021

    Жыл бұрын

    @@JW-vd4il lol I honestly would’ve been overjoyed if it did happen 😂 definitely a cool story!

  • @InspiringZebras

    @InspiringZebras

    5 сағат бұрын

    I mean but like it’s also the brides choice? I’m pregnant right now if i was 38-39 weeks pregnant I WOULDNT even wanna be at a wedding all day. Yes you can want to have family at the wedding but I also wouldn’t want someone giving birth at my wedding that’s just me. And that should be okay? People have whole ass very specific rules for their wedding. Why are we villainizing someone for wanting what all brides want and wanting to have all eyes on her

  • @happymama2793
    @happymama27932 жыл бұрын

    The story about the wife having trust issues and refusing to sign a paper blindfolded He Purposely broke a boundary she set and then asks why she doesn't Trust him? Gas. Lighting.

  • @jrowme9230

    @jrowme9230

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol I bet it’s a post-nuptial agreement or divorce papers, loan or even life insurance… super sketch if he has isolated her 😳 hopefully an update saying she’s safe soon!

  • @hearmeout2078

    @hearmeout2078

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@averll what makes it even more suspicious to me is that he didn’t even drop that. He kept gas lighting her about her choice of not signing with “oh you don’t trust me” and whatever. I’d honestly would consider breaking off a relationship for something like this. She explained to him her worries, not wanting to sign blindfolded if he doesn’t show what she signed (which is totally fine and right, since you’re signature is not a doodle, it’s actually legally binding) and even after that, did he an explanation? Did he care about her worries? Absofuckinglutely not

  • @cheshirebambi1981

    @cheshirebambi1981

    2 жыл бұрын

    My mind just goes to the darkest place of what her husband wants her to sign is a suicide note or something. She is entitled to see what she is going to sign. You can trust someone with your life but they can stab you in the back with a blindfold it just makes it easier to stab you in the front. One of the reasons to watch and listen to true crime shows and podcasts, even if it does make one a tad paranoid.

  • @happymama2793

    @happymama2793

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@cheshirebambi1981 my mind didn't even Go There I agree fully with your assessment tho I wish OP had found out his true intentions Although they would make her more paranoid of loved ones and strangers (whatever his plan, it's highly likely it Wasn't in Her best interest) the knowledge would help keep her safer

  • @cyreneB

    @cyreneB

    2 жыл бұрын

    he seems weirdly obsessed with this, she has every right to not trust him, maybe she recognized signs of deceipt but maybe so suttle she couldn't verbalise them

  • @in_99
    @in_992 жыл бұрын

    Never ever ever ever sign anything without knowing explicitly what it is. Never a blank check, never for your significant other, never for any reason. The fact that he’s even ask her to do something like that and then gaslight her after is a red freaking billboard.

  • @ashleylogan8609
    @ashleylogan86092 жыл бұрын

    The story with the girl signing the paper blind folded, I’d honestly tell him I would do it then rip the blindfold off to see the papers. Obviously right before I start signing. Very curious to what the papers are.

  • @melissagonzalez2549

    @melissagonzalez2549

    2 жыл бұрын

    Literally what I thought

  • @joyzimmer5705

    @joyzimmer5705

    2 жыл бұрын

    For real though!

  • @FluffyLlama

    @FluffyLlama

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm guessing some kind of life Insurance or something signing away rights (because of the chronic illness)

  • @Fingerscrossedout

    @Fingerscrossedout

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah! And I would use a fake signature 😬

  • @rebeccapeeler4435

    @rebeccapeeler4435

    2 жыл бұрын

    He could get violent tho

  • @ludmilamaiolini6811
    @ludmilamaiolini68112 жыл бұрын

    Listening to those wedding stories, it seems that for some people weddings are about being admired by your acquaintances, not celebrating an important milestone with the people you love the most.

  • @juicygirl9095
    @juicygirl90952 жыл бұрын

    totally understand the girl who didn't want to sign anything while blindfolded. yes you trust your partner but my mind would also be like wtf??? This would raise red flags even if my mom asked me to do this. Like we're playing a game and you want me to sign documents that I don't know about?? shadyyyyy! Trusting someone doesn't automatically make you stupid and unable to identify a shady situation.

  • @alexahowmanyhamsters1312

    @alexahowmanyhamsters1312

    2 жыл бұрын

    I’d just sign it wrong on purpose and see what he does haha

  • @vsailorsv
    @vsailorsv2 жыл бұрын

    GIRL the signature wife scared tf out of me. There was a serial killer (I forgot the case name) but he would make his girlfriends sign blank sheets of paper. He then would murder the girlfriends and use the blank sheets to write their families notes as if they were still alive 🤯 EDIT- The man's name was John Robinson for anybody who is interested. The story is absolutely wild.

  • @faithwood5909

    @faithwood5909

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah Bailey Sarian did a video on him and I was so freaked out by it

  • @abigailhunt4948

    @abigailhunt4948

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes I know about that guy

  • @JW-vd4il

    @JW-vd4il

    Жыл бұрын

    Thanks! I was trying to remember that one, too! This also made me think of Patrick Frazee who killed Kelsey Berreth. He said he was going to play a game and blindfold her to smell candles and try to name the scent. Then he hit her with a baseball bat and bludgeoned her to death. As for this story, I'm like: *Can't you peek?!* That's what I would try to do. 😀

  • @amandaxjune613
    @amandaxjune6132 жыл бұрын

    Nawwwwww that signature thing was sketchy af, it was also extremely narcissistic of him to get mad at her for not signing it & wanting to see what he wanted her to sign

  • @esvalor2003

    @esvalor2003

    2 жыл бұрын

    So sketch. He also doesn’t trust her enough to show her the papers either. It takes two in that relationship! Otherwise he’d be on his own and marry himself.

  • @hails97751
    @hails977512 жыл бұрын

    The pregnancy story: My mom went into labor with me at a wedding and she toughed out the whole ceremony and reception. Pregnant women are amazing with what they are capable of. Let the girl live and have a good time at the wedding before giving birth!

  • @ellamarie9429

    @ellamarie9429

    2 жыл бұрын

    Why not allow your fiancé’s sister to the wedding & shaming her choices? She is not disposable. Fiancé should call off the wedding. Its step one of OP trying to control everything & show true colors. You have chairs & plenty of time to rest during the ceremony & reception. Its Easy to accommodate. OP is making up scenarios as the reason of justifying toxicity. Due date is an approximation after the wedding. Shes stepping up to keep the baby & be responsible. OP could learn a lesson.

  • @squishy2368

    @squishy2368

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ellamarie9429 it's also understandable to be worried about someone having their water break at a ceremony that you spend thousands of dollars on. As long as the sister is making any and all accommodations and has a plan to get out discreetly if her water breaks then there shouldn't be an issue but it's worth bringing up and discussing as a concern with the family 🤷‍♀️

  • @constancaborbinha8317

    @constancaborbinha8317

    2 жыл бұрын

    My mum skipped a wedding since it was after the due date, I was born not even a week later

  • @caitlinreed2640

    @caitlinreed2640

    2 жыл бұрын

    First time moms normally don’t have babies early unless there’s some other complications gestational diabetes, preeclampsia, etc. why not leave it up to the sister when the time come to make that choice herself. I went to my brothers graduation 39 weeks pregnant. It not that serious, come on.

  • @rebeccaabrams3079

    @rebeccaabrams3079

    2 жыл бұрын

    Seriously, I went to a Jonas Brothers concert at 37 weeks pregnant, walked around a ton, had a BLAST with my best friend who I knew I wouldn’t get to spend as much time with soon, and then had my daughter 3 days before her due date. No reason to keep her from the fun just because she’s 9 months pregnant!

  • @allisonglad5173
    @allisonglad51732 жыл бұрын

    I love Alejandra! I would totally buy a shirt that says "I'm not a mathematician, but I don't think it's a Range Rover" hahahaha!

  • @Slidyslide
    @Slidyslide2 жыл бұрын

    I literally read the second post on Reddit before this Ep and I suggested she get one of those blindfolds that is actually see through so she can see what the papers say

  • @samv6332
    @samv63322 жыл бұрын

    My husband has never done anything un trust worthy and I would still be sketched out signing documents I can’t see.

  • @squid3946
    @squid39462 жыл бұрын

    If you can't afford to buy a pair of underwear I'm mostly concerned about whether or not you're buying condoms?

  • @audreybaker90

    @audreybaker90

    2 жыл бұрын

    This was my thought too. Or birth control.

  • @ItsNicoleAnderson

    @ItsNicoleAnderson

    2 жыл бұрын

    A thong is like $3 at Walmart 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

  • @cyreneB

    @cyreneB

    2 жыл бұрын

    you make a frightening point

  • @blacbamboo284
    @blacbamboo2842 жыл бұрын

    Story 1 summed up: THE AUDACITY

  • @jhoanavenzor6110
    @jhoanavenzor61102 жыл бұрын

    Omg I cried when you realized what "jerking the chicken" actually is 🤣🤣🤣

  • @amelianekomimi1936

    @amelianekomimi1936

    2 жыл бұрын

    i think she meant jerk chicken xD

  • @rachaelxcolleen

    @rachaelxcolleen

    2 жыл бұрын

    Alejandra was DYING laughing lmao Ridiculously funny 😂

  • @namelessghoul746
    @namelessghoul7462 жыл бұрын

    Story 1: 3:13 (OP wants ex back after OP cheating) Story 2: 14:14 (uninvite sis for lying about OP wedding venue) Story 3: 22:28 (refuse to sign blind) Story 4: 33:45 (don't want pregnant 17 y/o SiL at wedding) Story 5: 47:15 (BF broke my mom's underwear)

  • @mcsaism

    @mcsaism

    2 жыл бұрын

    I wish they would pin these 😭

  • @mlskksl

    @mlskksl

    2 жыл бұрын

    yes this should be pinned thank you

  • @noodlepoodlegirl

    @noodlepoodlegirl

    Жыл бұрын

    I totally wish they would pin these, I switch between my phone and my laptop so often that I need to line the story times up, and it’s so hard! I think they do it with the newer ones, but I want to thank you! People like you make this world go round more smoothly!

  • @erinaslanian2474

    @erinaslanian2474

    Жыл бұрын

    Thank you!!

  • @Yaeza31

    @Yaeza31

    11 ай бұрын

    You got the time for story 5 wrong. It starts at about 41:37, give or take a few seconds. The time you linked is like, midway through the story and already into their takes

  • @SullivanFamilyChaos
    @SullivanFamilyChaos2 жыл бұрын

    I hate the blindfold story .. I NEED TO KNOW WHAT WAS ON THE PAPERS 😂

  • @noodlepoodlegirl

    @noodlepoodlegirl

    Жыл бұрын

    Me too! We never found out what it was, did we? It was something financial or had to do with liability, for sure. Those would be the things that we have the biggest impact, but things she wouldn’t necessarily sign on her own. I really, really wanna know what it was!

  • @SullivanFamilyChaos

    @SullivanFamilyChaos

    Жыл бұрын

    @@noodlepoodlegirl no we never found out! I hope she does an update !

  • @JW-vd4il

    @JW-vd4il

    Жыл бұрын

    I commented somewhere else here: *What about taking a peek?!!* That's totally what I would do. I'm so curious too and this isn't even my problem. Thx to the people who said there's no update. Of course I'm bummed but glad someone else did the legwork!

  • @jesmeyer732
    @jesmeyer7322 жыл бұрын

    I’ve been married for 14 years together for 16 and I WOULD NEVER sign anything with out seeing it. Period.

  • @BettieBrutality
    @BettieBrutality2 жыл бұрын

    "I don't care if they're playing patty cake!" Lmfao! Totally reminded me of Who Framed Roger Rabbit when the detective takes pictures of Jessica Rabbit and Marvin Acme playing patty cake

  • @Amanda_616

    @Amanda_616

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @KitchenShenanigans
    @KitchenShenanigans2 жыл бұрын

    My first thought with the story where the girls husband kept wanting her to sign blind folded. My first thought after she said chronic illness, was that he was trying to get her to sign a DNR

  • @claudiaelaine4104

    @claudiaelaine4104

    2 жыл бұрын

    My first thought was life insurance policy/beneficiary info

  • @arlenasanders8455

    @arlenasanders8455

    2 жыл бұрын

    WOW I DIDNT EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT ! I honestly thought maybe the life insurance policy or something within those lines or POA idk

  • @bnkaya

    @bnkaya

    2 жыл бұрын

    Omg you’re a genius

  • @mars_is_cooler

    @mars_is_cooler

    Жыл бұрын

    I was thinking like divorce papers, yours is a whole lot darker but makes a lot of sense, my jaw literally dropped 😨

  • @KitchenShenanigans

    @KitchenShenanigans

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm a little obsessed with true crime and that sort of thing, so my mind always goes to what is the most sinister thing that could be happening

  • @reneetheearthbuzz9606
    @reneetheearthbuzz96062 жыл бұрын

    "I'm not going to shame her for her irresponsible actions"... you're literally shaming her by calling her irresponsible?

  • @cyreneB

    @cyreneB

    2 жыл бұрын

    also, how convenient that it were "her" actions, like she could make a baby on her own

  • @noodlepoodlegirl

    @noodlepoodlegirl

    Жыл бұрын

    This reminds me of a girl in junior high that used to tell people “I’m not trying to be mean, but you’re ugly!” Like, OK?

  • @noodlepoodlegirl

    @noodlepoodlegirl

    Жыл бұрын

    @@cyreneB For real. Women are always seen as the problem when an unplanned pregnancy happens. “She got herself into a situation,” or “look what she did to her life,” and it’s crazy. Takes at least two to tango!

  • @cyreneB

    @cyreneB

    Жыл бұрын

    @@noodlepoodlegirl pretty unfair, time for a change

  • @tiffmitch702

    @tiffmitch702

    4 сағат бұрын

    Sure but why thes the pregnant sister want to go ? I would be embarrassed if my water broke in front of people i dont even know and honestly i would think im ruining my brothers wedding also is she not exhausted at 9months lol i agree the bride is weird for caring but the pregnant girl should care at nine months i didint even go to the grocery store or friends houses afraid of my water breaking just saying

  • @Kelseyzj
    @Kelseyzj2 жыл бұрын

    Pregnant teen story. I love how she prefaces the story with “child free wedding” as if a 9 month pregnant woman is considered a “screaming tot” 😂 And religious family aside. They can mind their business. Are they going to ID the girl? 🤦‍♀️

  • @Jimjam3000
    @Jimjam30002 жыл бұрын

    On the topic of the pregnant teen story- when I had my son at 20, I didn’t even KNOW when my water broke. Worked for the next day for 12 hours went in for my check up appt since my due date was close and found out then. That bride to be is being self centered af.

  • @SullivanFamilyChaos

    @SullivanFamilyChaos

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂😂 same thing happen to me at 20 too 😂😂😂😂 I thought I just couldn’t hold my pee any more it was a slow trickle

  • @ktcox21409

    @ktcox21409

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@SullivanFamilyChaos same. Taking my 3 yo to the movies for the first time!!

  • @savannahrodriguez8117

    @savannahrodriguez8117

    2 жыл бұрын

    This happened to my mom too! Her water broke and she thought she just peed on herself. She only realized it was her water breaking when she kept “peeing”

  • @Nemo0279

    @Nemo0279

    2 жыл бұрын

    Not to mention, most first babies come late. Theres a higher chance of the baby being born almost a month later than on the wedding day

  • @tiffmitch702

    @tiffmitch702

    4 сағат бұрын

    Bride weird yes but im judging the pregnant women i didint go nowhere the last month of pregnancy i think shes is weird for going to a wedding 9months pregnant how embarrassing if her water broke how weird

  • @julesr444
    @julesr4442 жыл бұрын

    “i’m not a mathematician but i don’t think it’s a range rover” i died😂💀💀

  • @cherish279
    @cherish2792 жыл бұрын

    If I was the 17 yr old I would be walking, bouncing of the exercise ball, prepping that baby to make a 2 week early arrival right before the wedding is suppose to start.

  • @catieq5270

    @catieq5270

    2 жыл бұрын

    That’s a shit move

  • @sydneysheldon1974
    @sydneysheldon19742 жыл бұрын

    The thong story completely grosses me out! Imagine if her partner had an STD and the underwear didn't get broken and just got given back to her mom 🤢

  • @ellamarie9429

    @ellamarie9429

    2 жыл бұрын

    You are both adults. If you dont have money for underwear or protection, & cant be responsible, dont have sex. Underwear are not expensive & can be found at every clothing store. You took them without asking, wrecked them, & should replace them. Dont share underwear. Ugh Germs!

  • @adreannasears994

    @adreannasears994

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ellamarie9429 I don’t think it’s the point of paying the mom back for the underwear I think it’s that he’s uncomfortable now knowing that his girlfriend and her mother share the same underwear could you imagine an intimate time with your girlfriend now ruined because she borrowed her mothers used underwear? It’s not the part about the money it’s the fact that he’s uncomfortable

  • @GrungeGalactica

    @GrungeGalactica

    Жыл бұрын

    He broke them and it was his suggestion, dunno why he’s so embarrassed now lol why didn’t he buy some for her if he’s older and she was a virgin ? I don’t understand the whole sexy lingerie thing anyways, like its super expensive & uncomfortable and it gets ripped off (with little concern from the guy for how delicate it is) pretty quick in my experience.

  • @emilyward4388
    @emilyward43882 жыл бұрын

    “The reality check bounced” 🤣👏🏼🙌🏼

  • @brec1589
    @brec15892 жыл бұрын

    I don't get the whole "I don't want the attention taken away from me" thing. The most attention you get is at the ceremony. After that, guests spend more time mixing and mingling with each other than they do the bride and groom. But if she did go into labor, it's unlikely her water would break all over the dance floor, and she could easily slip away without causing a huge scene. Even if word got around about her going into labor, so what? They are allowed to talk about things other than the bride and groom AND celebrate their marriage at the same time.

  • @Baphypathrid

    @Baphypathrid

    2 жыл бұрын

    I think it’s because these people spend a shit ton of money on these ceremonies that they would want all the money to not go to waste, also if you’re feeling the most beautiful you’ve ever felt and it’s supposed to be an extremely important day of your life, you’d want the attention on you. But I think it’s mostly the sentimental and money thing lol

  • @ludmilamaiolini6811

    @ludmilamaiolini6811

    2 жыл бұрын

    I get wanting the ceremony and reception to be as perfect as possible, but what’s the point if you are excluding the people you love the most for something that isn’t guaranteed to be an issue? Surely they can have a plan if the sister goes into labor.

  • @brec1589

    @brec1589

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Baphypathrid the way I see it, someone going into labor during the event shouldn't make you feel like your money was wasted. You can still go through with the ceremony, and you can still eat, drink, dance, and be happy and enjoy your family and friends. Something that would cause the event to end prematurely or be cancelled altogether (covid, a fire, a power outage) would be a waste. Sudden the labor doesn't affect anybody except the mom-to-be and her support crew. Everybody else can stay and enjoy the party.

  • @mhendrax
    @mhendrax2 жыл бұрын

    With the wife being asked to sign something blindfolded, I would say, "sure". and then I'd sign something like Jessica Lange and take the blindfold off to see what i am signing

  • @lumiya_lumos1423
    @lumiya_lumos14232 жыл бұрын

    I set an alarm to watch this premiere because I get so excited to watch these videos. They help my depression and anxiety so much

  • @melissagonzalez2549

    @melissagonzalez2549

    2 жыл бұрын

    I feel you, makes me feel less lonely

  • @linnkeo8317

    @linnkeo8317

    2 жыл бұрын

    Me too❤

  • @freckledginger

    @freckledginger

    2 жыл бұрын

    same for me!

  • @libertyhalvorson2998

    @libertyhalvorson2998

    2 жыл бұрын

    I fall asleep to these almost every night

  • @whitney1147

    @whitney1147

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@libertyhalvorson2998 ahh Me too!

  • @nicholewiener4502
    @nicholewiener45022 жыл бұрын

    Wedding story: I don’t think this has anything to do with the family it has everything to do with her being mad about a pregnancy outshining her wedding and essentially outshining her “big moment”

  • @mad_is_raddd
    @mad_is_raddd2 жыл бұрын

    To the pregnant wedding story: as a teen mom, statistics are that it is very unlikely that womens first child will come early, also like they said water breaks are over hyped in the media in reality most womens water doesn’t break and with first pregnancy early labor which is light contractions that are period cramp like build for weeks before you have screaming contractions so if the girl possibly went into labor early she would know probably days ahead of time and most likely make the decision not to come if she was or thought she could give birth soon. I personally had early labor contraction for a week before I gave birth and my active labor was for 26 hours and my water didn’t break until I had been laboring for 14 of those 26 hours so trust me she would know if it was baby time and again it’s very very unlikely

  • @SalutKalista
    @SalutKalista2 жыл бұрын

    The signature one I would say okay get it all prepped. Once my hands were on the paper I RUN with it and read it 😂

  • @drulorenowich4884
    @drulorenowich488411 ай бұрын

    Story 3: do you think all of his "blindfolded" games were sort of grooming her to sign the papers?

  • @isabellamiller4424
    @isabellamiller44242 жыл бұрын

    the first guy thought calling someone Harry Styles was an insult? PFFT If I was dating someone that looked like Harry Styles I wouldn't be complaining....

  • @joyfulinhope1210

    @joyfulinhope1210

    Жыл бұрын

    Sounded to me like he was just jealous. The new guy was probably way better looking.

  • @brsherm1
    @brsherm12 жыл бұрын

    Listening to this podcast feels like I'm just talking to friends. I was laughing so hard at the wedding dances part, because I am also just as clueless.

  • @anasignoretti2344
    @anasignoretti23442 жыл бұрын

    The first story, the guy was like “I was lonely so I seek out companionship” while he’s wife was helping saving people’s lives during the pandemic! D*ck

  • @agr8443
    @agr84432 жыл бұрын

    The cha cha slide is one of the most popular wedding /party dances , it’s a real thing girl 😂

  • @BetaBlub
    @BetaBlub2 жыл бұрын

    The end of the show where you guys mentioned that listening to these stories is a bonding experience for couples, it absolutely is! When you guys mentioned the fiancé upset about the pregnant sister being at the wedding story, MY fiancé paused his game, and said “the fuck did they just say!?” So I had to start the story over so he could hear the story and both be mad about it collectively. We think she’s the asshole for sure

  • @sadirasenecal9054

    @sadirasenecal9054

    Жыл бұрын

    I do this with my boyfriend!

  • @IlkaWaffy
    @IlkaWaffy2 жыл бұрын

    A former neighbour made his wife sign something she wasn't able to read (he had hidden her glasses prior to this) and turned out she had lost her rights to the house or sth. He later divorced her and left her for another woman

  • @pandora9630

    @pandora9630

    Жыл бұрын

    I’m surprised this stood up in court.

  • @jadehickey89
    @jadehickey89 Жыл бұрын

    Story 4: I can’t believe no one has noticed that OP is annoyed that she isn’t going to give birth to the first grandchild because a wedding is nice and all but a baby trumps any wedding

  • @partially.cremated7988
    @partially.cremated79882 жыл бұрын

    The signature story reminds me of true crime things I've watched, where someone tricks their partner into signing a blank page and then types up/prints out a suicide note, or a "I'm leaving don't look for me" note before killing them. Super sus.

  • @trinitiscruggs967
    @trinitiscruggs9672 жыл бұрын

    IF YALL DONT COME OUT WITH MERCH THAT SAYS: the math ain’t mathin and choke the chicken I will start a riot lmao that was amazing 😻

  • @jenniferweber8260
    @jenniferweber82602 жыл бұрын

    One of my moms friends had her DAD die at her wedding.... like the day before Christmas. Like nah you go right ahead and have that baby on the dancefloor.

  • @terramarini6880

    @terramarini6880

    2 жыл бұрын

    I can't with her. If my new sis in law dropped her kid at my wedding I would be pissing my gown laughing, the chaos would be glorious and joyous, the wedding story would get trotted out on the regular...Legendary!

  • @callmerere4360
    @callmerere43602 жыл бұрын

    honestly them laughing and random stuff Is the best shit, so good to have a great laugh

  • @kellyroth7268
    @kellyroth72682 жыл бұрын

    for the woman and the papers and the signing, I would have been like "Okay yes, lets play." and let him blindfold me and acted like I was going to sign, and then grab the paper and take off the blindfold to see what it was, I really thing he was up to no good...

  • @marie.1111
    @marie.11112 жыл бұрын

    🤣 Choking the chicken on the dance floor!

  • @homeydoodle
    @homeydoodle2 жыл бұрын

    The two of you crack me up when you're on together. 😆😊

  • @rachellecarmichael5690
    @rachellecarmichael56902 жыл бұрын

    When my water broke I called the hospital and they said come in to check me over but my dinner was ready so I asked if I would wait an hour and I was fine for a while until contractions started 🤣

  • @jmbliss7
    @jmbliss74 ай бұрын

    "The math could be mathing and I still wouldn't pick up on it cause I'm so bad at math" this should be printed on a tshirt😂😂

  • @emilyward4388
    @emilyward43882 жыл бұрын

    1st story.. it’s already too late. Why would he think it’s ok to bring another girl to HER house and sleep with the girl in HER bed. He’s just jealous bc she found someone else & honestly took advantage from her and clearly didn’t think she was capable of finding someone else better than him. You’re right she definitely dodged a bullet!

  • @baileejaydee
    @baileejaydee2 жыл бұрын

    Yay! Alejandra! Clicked so fast 🥰

  • @haileyross1392
    @haileyross13922 жыл бұрын

    you guys are literally my favorite podcast, i get so happy when you post

  • @caram6061
    @caram60612 жыл бұрын

    lol the maths convo I was laughing SO hard! So funny! I feel like you guys are my friends even though I have never met either of you. The banter is on point! laughing out loud

  • @verogarrcia7
    @verogarrcia72 жыл бұрын

    So excited to hear about Alejandra getting more involved! I love y’all’s chemistry!!

  • @jessicameneses4320
    @jessicameneses43202 жыл бұрын

    I feel like we’re friends when I listen to you guys

  • @TwoHotTakes

    @TwoHotTakes

    2 жыл бұрын

    We are friends 🥰

  • @babybastardd
    @babybastardd2 жыл бұрын

    I just want to let everyone in the podcast know that I appreciate these podcasts so much. its genuinely one of my favorite things to watch and as someone who's at their lowest right now, it takes my mind off of all the terrible shit that's happening around me. thank you.

  • @TwoHotTakes

    @TwoHotTakes

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hang in there 🤍 I know it’s hard to imagine but it will get better

  • @Slidyslide
    @Slidyslide2 жыл бұрын

    Love watching you two!! And AWE Alejandra repping your merch I love it ❤️

  • @kaylynnabrams9506
    @kaylynnabrams95062 жыл бұрын

    Needed this today🥰

  • @clairebernard1539
    @clairebernard15392 жыл бұрын

    Omg I can’t wait for the live show!🥳🥳

  • @luanavaughn5000
    @luanavaughn50002 жыл бұрын

    Love you guys! Can’t wait for the live show and to get my merch! 😋

  • @09WhitneyMarie
    @09WhitneyMarie2 жыл бұрын

    The first story I definitely needed to hear that one! It was so empowering

  • @BasmaAhmed-ie7db
    @BasmaAhmed-ie7db2 жыл бұрын

    LMFAOO WTFF THE FIRST STORY ???

  • @jessicamelchi5648
    @jessicamelchi56482 жыл бұрын

    The pregnancy story: the person getting married is jealous that the sister is having the first family baby. That’s what is going on. She is purely jealous and only want eyes on her. Also, like Morgan said.. that is her niece…. She should feel honored that the baby is coming and be a support. Baby will be here soon whether they like it or not.

  • @d.sherman42wallabywaysydne77
    @d.sherman42wallabywaysydne772 жыл бұрын

    You mentioned at the end about your show opening the door for couples to communicate before getting married or something like that. Agreed. This podcast and the pages the stories come from on reddit, it's all required material now for whoever my future husband turns out to be. It'll be my version of mandatory pre-marriage counseling.

  • @amyleigh936
    @amyleigh9362 жыл бұрын

    We need “ I thought it was a dance move“ merch 🤣🤣

  • @xoxogarden2452
    @xoxogarden24522 жыл бұрын

    Episodes with Alejandra are my favorite lmao so funny together

  • @katelb3508
    @katelb35082 жыл бұрын

    I would never ever want someone in my family that would even consider uninviting my sibling for such selfish reasons.

  • @lenalombardi841
    @lenalombardi8412 жыл бұрын

    For the signature story, my mind went STRAIGHT to insurance policy to hurt her in some way.

  • @laurabeth1997
    @laurabeth19972 жыл бұрын

    I recently discovered your podcast, and you have easily become my new favorite! I also love the fact that you’re from the Midwest. I live in MN and enjoy hearing people talk about places I’ve been. Much love 💕

  • @lunathehuman
    @lunathehuman2 жыл бұрын

    This episode was so much fun lol I had to laugh out loud with y'all at some points.. My favorite episodes are always with Alejandra or Lauren

  • @betwixttales
    @betwixttales2 жыл бұрын

    Loved this episode. You guys making each other laugh and being goofy together is so wonderful and makes me smile and laugh with you. 💜

  • @mariah191
    @mariah1912 жыл бұрын

    Just wanted to share: your water breaking has nothing to do with pain levels during labor. I was in active labor and almost was able to birth my 2nd child with breaking the amniotic sac. Your water can break before your ready to give birth also.

  • @SaraCousineau88
    @SaraCousineau882 жыл бұрын

    “Have her there to up the odds” So funny hahaha

  • @manda4415
    @manda44152 жыл бұрын

    *Morgan hits funny bone* *Alejandra: “That sucks, Hate that for you, but yeah we’re gonna have games” When I tell you I DIED WHY was that so funny 💀😂

  • @melissagonzalez2549
    @melissagonzalez25492 жыл бұрын

    I love you guys so much ❤ You're amazing!

  • @thecartoongirl22
    @thecartoongirl222 жыл бұрын

    Loved that episode!! My life feels boring because everyone in my life is mostly normal but honestly I’m okay with that! I prefer to read/listen to stories of the crazies of the world!

  • @magicwithren
    @magicwithren2 жыл бұрын

    I’m so excited for the live show!!!

  • @jchavez5833
    @jchavez58332 жыл бұрын

    When my aunts water broke it was traumatizing for 8 year old me. Had to clean it off of our couch 😮‍💨

  • @meghanhenderson8417

    @meghanhenderson8417

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oh my goodness that would be so awful at that age 😮 poor you!

  • @Olivia-zt2ii
    @Olivia-zt2ii2 жыл бұрын

    Just bought tickets to the live show!!! You guys have no idea how much I love this podcast. I work as a lifeguard at a pool thats almost always empty and listening to these stories is the only thing that keeps me entertained 😂❤

  • @TwoHotTakes

    @TwoHotTakes

    2 жыл бұрын

    Whohooo!! So happy you’re joining us.

  • @katfontenot8493
    @katfontenot8493 Жыл бұрын

    I'm crying so hard!!😂😂😂 choking the chicken....I mess up sayings like that to often!

  • @faunanirvana3343
    @faunanirvana33432 жыл бұрын

    This episode was hilaaarious lmao especially the math stuff and chicken stuff had me in tears 😭 made me chuckle when morgan said "I bet that was only so funny to us"... nope! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TwoHotTakes

    @TwoHotTakes

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha so so glad you got a kick outta it

  • @heathermizer2111
    @heathermizer2111 Жыл бұрын

    Why did this episode have me absolutely howling with laughter!?! 😂😂😂

  • @talayaferguson4791
    @talayaferguson47912 жыл бұрын

    Just got caught up on all the full length’s episode’s so now I’m feigning for more everytime 😭

  • @agirlnamedhunter
    @agirlnamedhunter2 жыл бұрын

    So many good moments in this episode 😂 can we please get a sound bite of Morgan saying “tooting and hooting about religion” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @denissealmonte8664
    @denissealmonte86642 жыл бұрын

    Loved this video, bff’s vibes 💕

  • @adrianaa2767
    @adrianaa27672 жыл бұрын

    I dont mind about ads, i honestly feel a bit proud for you and this podcast, you girls started it with just yourselves and now it’s a whole army, sponsors, a club. Congratulatjons on the live show and sponsors and all, see you there march 6th (a day after my bday ;))

  • @arlenasanders8455
    @arlenasanders84552 жыл бұрын

    Lmfao I’m playing this out loud as I’m laying down & now my boyfriend won’t stop saying “Choke the Chicken!” or “Jerk the Chicken” THANKS MORGAN 🤣🤣

  • @krdyer2015
    @krdyer20152 жыл бұрын

    This episode had me laughing so hard! Love this duo!

  • @thatgirlsawkward
    @thatgirlsawkward2 жыл бұрын

    i have to listen to you guys to fall asleep. not gonna lie i stay up later than i should bc i don’t want to miss out on some of these. LOVE what you do 🤍

  • @TwoHotTakes

    @TwoHotTakes

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for the support 🤍🤍🤍 so glad I can lull you to sleep

  • @melanie2791
    @melanie27914 ай бұрын

    Lmao when Alejandra said “these people have never been hinged” I understood the concept of “unhinged” for the FIRST TIME. I knew the vibes but didn’t get the word 😂💀💀💀 this is humbling lol

  • @aoyanagi
    @aoyanagi2 жыл бұрын

    "Tomato Tomato Tomato" had me dying laughing

  • @mirandasorci5077
    @mirandasorci50772 жыл бұрын

    I love how people think water breaks and baby is coming in 5 mins lol it could be hours or even days. mine never even broke.its very common. I was in labor 6 hours. They had to break it in the hospital

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