"The worse thing they can say is no" Reggie: Hold my beer

@malikoniousjoe

6 ай бұрын

“Sure, you were like my 6th or 7th pick, but alright.”

@TheDancerMacabre

6 ай бұрын

​​@@malikoniousjoebut if Trina, Keisha, Sandra, Monika, Liara, or Steve wants to go, hook me up!

Woolie: is my client reggie a perfect man? No. Reggie: yeah I killed the guy.

@Slukig

6 ай бұрын

Reggie: "I'm not lying nor tryna deny it"

@saveritas731

6 ай бұрын

@@Slukig "Here, I'll give you the GPS coordinates of the body. I've set aside money to cover the funeral."

@KilogramHours

6 ай бұрын

peak drop out reference

@theCatastrophe3030

6 ай бұрын

The crossover I didn’t expect

@night1952

3 ай бұрын

Woolie: It was self-sefense. Reggie: I stabbed him 3 times, your honor.

It takes a lot of guts to willingly expose your balls on stream like that and truly it's why we don't deserve Reggie

@Secret_Takodachi

6 ай бұрын

He didn't need to keep slamming them in the draw though afterwards 😂 "You should have hear the list it sounded like a DMX song"

@SkyFeline

6 ай бұрын

It's always during Final Fantasy too. First the reveal that he used the FF6 Opera to write a love poem to a girl, now this. What is it about FF that brings this out in Sir Reginald Gaston?

Mad respect to Regi, the CIA couldn't have tortured that out of me.

Woolie gave Reggie the parachute, and instead Reggie reached for the controls and steered the plane into a nosedive.

@IstasPumaNevada

6 ай бұрын

Directly into a mountainside.

Reggie. When someone asks you to go to prom youre NOT supposed to hit them with a 103-hit air combo into a lv3 super

@LaserThemTheGirl

6 ай бұрын

That was like a Doctor Doom TAC Infinite it couldn't possibly be more over

@PunnyFuzz

6 ай бұрын

How do you happy birthday a single person like that??

@lifeiscrap103

6 ай бұрын

Girl: "Reggie, would you like to go to Prom with me?" Reggie: "You wanna learn how to do a fucking Infinite?"

@therighttrousers343

6 ай бұрын

"So, uh, Reggie, you know how prom's coming up?" *click* "Alllllrighty then, chat..."

@a.gravemistake3061

6 ай бұрын

Reggie made that poor girl go 0 and 2 at the EVO prom

The silence on Woolie’s face is deafening, once more, Reggie inflicts psychic damage into Woolsworth.

@Dragon4234

6 ай бұрын

Damage on Woolie?!? I can't imagine how it felt for for the person who asked.

@Secret_Takodachi

6 ай бұрын

​@@Dragon4234 Some lady somewhere: "Why do I get the feeling some scrub is talking about me?" 😂❤

@manticorephoenix

6 ай бұрын

"Into Woolie" welp, hope it wasn't a suppository

@nooneinparticular5273

6 ай бұрын

​@@manticorephoenix All psychic damage is fundamentally a suppository.

Red Shepherd is making alot more sense now.

@MoostachedSaiyanPrince

6 ай бұрын

He wasn't roleplaying, Red was really a self insert the whole time.

@TheDancerMacabre

6 ай бұрын

​@@MoostachedSaiyanPrince what does that say about Blue Shepard and Woolie?!

@Shadest

6 ай бұрын

@@TheDancerMacabre nothing we didnt already know

2:17 For the first time in a long time Woolie looks towards the havens for answers in desperation

@Kinzokugia

6 ай бұрын

1:57 Utter Flabbergastation

@God_gundam36

6 ай бұрын

​@@Kinzokugiathat wasn't a fumble, that was a fucking collapse

@JulesJuno737

6 ай бұрын

Tested.....

@Secret_Takodachi

6 ай бұрын

"There can be no hope in this hell. No hope at all..." -Darkest Dungeon (and Woolie now)

I love how by the 6th out attempt, Woolie is like "bro help me help you" and Reggie is just there like "ah yes but let me add further to this web of woes" 🤣

Little did we know that Red Shepherd was *actually not* roleplaying!

I feel like reflecting upon your actions as a dumb kid and being embarrassed/ashamed is very relatable

@Kaarl_Mills

6 ай бұрын

Its called being an adult and growing as a person, its a good thing: doubly so when its for our amusment

@magnolt

6 ай бұрын

natural mechanism to improve yourself

@Nicoyutub

6 ай бұрын

Cringing about our past is one of the truest ways to improve ourselves

@Whatevsman27

6 ай бұрын

Hell, i was doing that 4 minutes ago before i found this video

Woolie trying to find some wiggle room for Reggie, while Reggie rather go all in and bear the full weight of his sins.

@Kaarl_Mills

6 ай бұрын

"Gimmie that fucking nail gun! Im getting up on this cross, make sure you put me someplace with a good view too!"

@trashman1605

6 ай бұрын

"Your honor, I did it, and I will do it again."

@cyberninjazero5659

6 ай бұрын

Woolie "The Defense" Madden can not stop Confession Reggie

@malikoniousjoe

6 ай бұрын

Strong Wright and Butz energy

@jasonterre1056

6 ай бұрын

"I'll fookin do it again."

Some men are drowning and others are dying of thirst. Never change Reggie.

@maximumwill9208

6 ай бұрын

And yet Reggie still thirty

@TrashTawk

6 ай бұрын

Reggie is both.

Props to whoever did the flow chart.

Woolie's facial expressions in this clip pretty much summarize every possible feeling a human being could feel when watching it. Shock, terror, confusion, amusement, it's all there.

Woolie silently screaming is cracking me up

The man went A little bit of Monica in my life, a little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need, a little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun, a little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am ....... ....... I should go...

@rikimaru700

6 ай бұрын

No, stay tho

@tentavision13

6 ай бұрын

"A little bit of you.... no thanks"

Sounds like we need a New Vegas LP, cause Reggie's got Heartaches by the Number.

@mask-mimic

6 ай бұрын

I would love a NV LP, but the backseating and people bickering over what ending to pick would ruin it.

@NEEDbacon

6 ай бұрын

@@mask-mimic Not to mention all the mod requests.

@bossbeartherock6034

6 ай бұрын

Troubles by the scores .......

I love how Reggie's crust is that of a wholesome, good friend who will be there for you. But sometimes the plates shift. The core starts to flow through. And you get the miasma of Red light shining into the sky.

You know, you kinda gotta respect the guts to see the sign labeled "Minefield" and continue on despite the risk of blowing up. Dude got so much love to share, he just can't settle for one person. Gotta splitfire that shit.

I see this as a canon-event where in one paralel universe, Reggie became a supervillain Yet I am glad to be in the Repentance-Reggie universe

I love story time with Reggie. All the Reggie lore is great.

You know you messed up when Woolie, the king of “speak your peace” is telling you you should’ve held your tongue.

You never know what you'll get during Reggie's story time.

Wanting everything gets you nothing. His greed for heaven sent him to hell. Red Shepard, an echo of his past, a warning to his future.

Woman: (Hands Reggie a note) "Here you go. It's an invitation to the event. I hope you'll be able to make it tomorrow." (Applause from onlookers) Reggie: (Rips the invitation in half) Woman: But why...? Reggie: (Wipes away her tears) "I'll kill you." (Cue Music)

@DanteEyeoftheTower

6 ай бұрын

Would it be Reero Yuy or Heggie ¿what would be the name of the Wing gundams pilot?

@CaptainTitforce

6 ай бұрын

Qué? Music?

"You don't have to accept if the person is not someone you'd say 'yes' to." "We spent a lot of time together." "You are NOT helping."

Them: You wanna go with me? Reggie: Nah, but do you wanna learn?

Woolie trying to escape his body.

1:57 Perfect cut. PERFECT CUT

Devoid of context, the "main character" sheepishly asking their "best friend" on their devious actions, only for them to answer "you can't even imagine what I did" coldly, is some serious shonen best friend heel turn energy.

God tier Reggie content. You love to see it

IM DYING HOLY SHIT. IM GOING TO EXPLODE. NOT EVEN IN MY LOWEST POINTS.

@SanjiTyloxion

6 ай бұрын

But which of the four did you send the FF6 love Poem to tho.

"The worst thing they can say is no"

5:31 This edit almost made me spit out my coffee

Reggie could have saved this if he told them, "Oh, I didn't think I had a chance with you."

The "Ladies and Gentlemen: Red Shepard" comment made me imagine the girl who got done so dirty as the reporter from ME3 that Red Shepard kicked of the ship.

How is this scaled compared to turning down sex with two women at the same time for MvC3

@bluegrave4376

6 ай бұрын

I feel like this is worse because those two girls could've had ulterior motives, and if they didn't, at least Woolie didn't list out all possible reasons why he would turn them down

@NEEDbacon

6 ай бұрын

@@bluegrave4376 Yeah, Woolie wanted to go play MvC3. He didn't start shouting they were trying to steal his pancreas or something.

@nooneinparticular5273

6 ай бұрын

​@@bluegrave4376"Ladies, I am flattered, however I have concerns that you may steal my kidneys while I sleep, as well as the possibility you have stds."

Reggie the naive heartbreaker

the peaceful ff16 music in the background really makes the whole scene come together

Reggie is a gift. It takes a special kind of man to willingly expose their own balls on stream.

Not one, not two… but THREE CHOICES???? Broooooo EDIT: THE SAME CIRCLE!?!?

@problemdude390

6 ай бұрын

How is this scaled compared to turning down sex with two women at the same time for MvC3

0:55 He just gave up, that man just crumbled under the weight of his sins.

Reggie's resolve is tested... Oh no [ [ CONTENT PIGGY ] ]

I love when Reggie gives us content

Its times like this that I'm so happy Reggie is around

I like the flowcharts that just end with (No).

I am totally here for Woolie thinking he has the combo all set up, only to get immediately parried and counter-combo'd big time.

1:57 gives me life. The silent scream trying not to laugh, that's great.

I love/hate how much I relate to Reggie.

OH NO REGGIE I'M A BIT OF A "HIMBO" TOO! 😂 I've absolutely accidentally done the something extremely similar. Reggie was "thinking out loud" .... this is why humans have evolved to have a speech filter 😂😂😂

The good ending: that person forgot about it by now The bad ending: that person keeps thinking about it all the time The secret worse ending: that person watches the channel now

Cutting to B-roll and coming back to Woolie mouth agape is hilarious. I've broken a few hearts in my youth but at least it was never nuclear levels of fuck up. The one I still feel bad about is one that could've been solved if she hadn't confessed, if we kept hanging out we probably would've hooked up eventually but I was still not sure about my feeling for her and it was just sad.

Storytime with Reggie is always a trip. You never exit these moments without a new perspective on life.

Reggie committing character assassination.

All this time I thought red shep was a character, when in reality it was reggie's self insert all along.

The damn flow chart got me good.

I think my worst one was when someone was like Them:"I kinda always liked you" Me:"Lol"

1:57 Kirby impression.

Her: “The worst he can say is no.” Reggie: *Proceeds to hit a DHC glitch*

Damn, this needs a Remerai animation.

I have been here before.. A girl walked up to me and just straight up asked me out and at this point in time I had a major crush on one girl, thought this girl was just joking around or her friends set her up to it (I had no self confidence at this point in terms of girls.) So I didn't pay attention to how i said it and I just went "Nope!" and walked away with a smile. Years later I realize...oh...what if she was serious and I just happily said no to her in front of her friends and I instantly felt like an asshole.

@RipOffProductionsLLC

6 ай бұрын

I can one up that, in middle school I got asked out by the super shy girl, and I gave her a cynical lecture about how love is a lie, and all relationships are inherently exploiter-exploited in nature, abd for her own good she needs to get thise stupid ideas out of her head because she was obviously not abuser material...

@zynux8252

6 ай бұрын

@@RipOffProductionsLLC hahah holy shit

@RipOffProductionsLLC

6 ай бұрын

@@zynux8252 yeah, with hindsight, I see I was in a really dark headspace back then... Like, I'm pretty sure the only reason I didn't contribute to teen-[self-forever-sleep] statistics was out of spite for any charities that talk about those statistics, because I was convinced that all charities were scams and that not a penny of charity donations ever go their their claimed causes, so I wasn't going to help them make money.

@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat

2 ай бұрын

i think i did this...4 times in different ways, hell im fairly certian my friends even set one situation up, but i was more concerned about what we were going to do instead of the other person even existing. we went to say goodbye and she looked confused that i clearly intended to continue walking with my friend. oh well.

Damn, Woolie gave Reggie every chance to back out, and then Reggie pulled the pin to his own grenade 😂 Mad respect for going through

Bro, naming ONE other person woulda been pretty foul... Bro told her she was OPTION D!!!!

Reggie's brain just works different when it involves people, the Mass Effect LP just makes sense now, he's on a different level, another plane of existence than us mere mortals

The flowchart. I'm dying.

Woolie took stress damage from that shit. Im gonna make a darkest dungeon edit of that face 😂

heartbreak reggie is real

Mad respect to Reggie. We've all said and done stupid shit we regret, but very few have the balls to air it out on a livestream and survive to the other side.

Reggie totally sent me that picture of him for this vid I swear

Darlington Woolsworth Madden, The Dawn of Time(?) - 2023, RIP

You're gonna carry that weight.

The fucking diagram when going through Reggie's thought process just makes it even better LOL

Iconic choice, Reggie. Thank you for sharing this tale of tragedy lol

One of the rare cases I'm glad there's facecam

In my senior year of high school, I thought I figured out the "ask girls out for a dance" tech. I would go up to a girl and asked if I hypothetically asked her would she go out with me, what would she say. I would then move on to another girl regardless of answer. I got way more yes than I thought I would, but I also got a lot of girls angry at me, because I never wanted to go to the dance in the first place.

@zachhaas1075

6 ай бұрын

what could have possibly been your game plan sir?

@mattb6616

6 ай бұрын

some men just want to watch the world burn @@zachhaas1075

@-THE_META

6 ай бұрын

@@zachhaas1075 probably obsessed with trolling.

That headslap made me spit out my water, good stuff as always!

So basically he told the girl "I would go with all your friends before I go with you".

This is one of those times I just wanna hug Reggie

Reggie is truly enigmatic. Not in an alluring, intriguing way, it's more of a "how does your brain even work?" kinda way. Dude's a king.

I love the animations in this one!

Reggie is so good at pulling the most insane emotions out of people huh? I felt that nightmare.

Can we get a compilation of Reggie's romantic exploits in Mass Effect?

"the worst he could do is say no"

Oh thank you so much for this highlight.

Red Shep was the Citadel bad ending all along

I have aged horribly because of this.

I love Woolz reaction

Reggie, are you sure you’re putting on an act for the viewers?

Its even more over than i could have ever thought 😂😂😂

As a teen, a girl once asked me if I wanted to go to an event, and being mildly autistic and having no idea she had a thing for me, I answered "No, why would I?" because I thought the event sounded boring. She threw multiple chairs at me, and I thought it was a childish way to react to me not wanting to go to a party where I didn't know anyone. I only learned she had a crush on me like 5 years later. I am glad that after feeling bad about it for around 15 years, I can safely say that at least it wasn't as bad as this.

That thumbnail onto the pile of Peak Reggie

the tripp pants n dmx tee noo reggie nooo

Yet another event in the increasingly inconceivable timeline of Reggie lore

Love aint easy. I sympathize.

While Reggie's a God-blessed weirdo... I've been there pal. We gochu

When Reggie joined the channel back in the day I thought he would be a bit boring. Little did I know what kind of lore I would have the privilege of knowing.

i love how the story is like 2 minutes and Woolie is just PADDING the retrospectives and prospectives of that situation

Tw : major character death