UPDATED VERSION WITH ORIGINAL AUDIO: kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZZaVp7drpbyYo6w.html ------- TIMELINE ------- 00:00 Intro 00:19 Canned Food 00:57 Snacks/Fruit/Vegetables 02:02 Saloon Meals 04:30 Store Snacks 06:56 Cooked Meat 08:11 Stews 08:52 Plants 12:43 Drinks 15:44 Tonics 17:18 Outro

@cangrejo5238

3 жыл бұрын

thanks fam

@hijgghkgkgiy8226

3 жыл бұрын

Pls click th blue part

@cangrejo5238

3 жыл бұрын

@@hijgghkgkgiy8226 no

@hijgghkgkgiy8226

3 жыл бұрын

@@cangrejo5238 why?

@cangrejo5238

3 жыл бұрын

@@hijgghkgkgiy8226 it's suspicious

Abigail: What happened to our entire savings? John: *Food*

@ata6240

3 жыл бұрын

underrated

@bendysquid9926

3 жыл бұрын

Abigail I was just hungry what can I say?

@febbbm2002

3 жыл бұрын

So basically college students

@xyris7105

3 жыл бұрын

So that’s what happened to John’s money after Rdr2

@jmxd3303

3 жыл бұрын

No blame it on uncle he got lumbago

Teacher: So this is how you do algebra any questions? The guys in the back:

@NAHDFOX

4 жыл бұрын

By 2100 the students in the back of the class will be cooking meals and running entire restaurants on the spot

@CBRN-115

3 жыл бұрын

@@NAHDFOX now that's a promising future

@cheesist6998

3 жыл бұрын

@Bruh .

@SF-ow9ym

3 жыл бұрын

@Bruh .

@Arriss2121

3 жыл бұрын

@Bruh ‎

I like how gentle he is with the vanilla flower when he practically obliterated the other plants.

@trenthulkinberry7526

4 ай бұрын

Right, He so carefully cuts away the roots to the best of his abilty, than gently rips off the bark of the tree and then just shoves it in his mouth like a weapon. And then any other plant gets yanked, robbed of it's roots/petals and devoured like a snake eating a rat.

@jadenjohnson5987

Ай бұрын

4:31

I love how unique food packaging was at that time, everything looks so unique and done with love.

@user-wh8iq4od1f

Жыл бұрын

Это правда

@raiderdare7462

Жыл бұрын

True but the food was more likely to kill you since the FDA wasn’t a thing and corporations would put nasty chemicals in it

@seronymus

11 ай бұрын

Now compare that to "Corporate Memphis"/modern soulless flat design haha

@PauaP

10 ай бұрын

​@@seronymusI find this comment kinda strange, considering massive commercialized companies who mass produce food products are already soulless.

@berserkboi1217

9 ай бұрын

​​@@PauaPe meant more that the modern packaging is soulless, and how most foods were stored and preserved by hand at the time of this game, not that the companies themselves had any actual soul

11:59 Eats plant, bear gets offended. Cuts to the next scene with the bear dead lmao.

@TheWanderingHunter

3 жыл бұрын

@@caesar7786 njir

@Hyu249

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheWanderingHunter indo ya?

@TheWanderingHunter

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hyu249 yoi

@Hyu249

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheWanderingHunter yo

@JoeMama-vf7kg

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

John gave up his life of crime to be a KZread food reviewer.

@blankblank5409

3 жыл бұрын

Ryan Yarnevich The video takes place in 1907...

@user-gl5bh5zo2i

3 жыл бұрын

Jsjsjsj

@milkdromeda8539

3 жыл бұрын

What a time traveler

@nf2086

3 жыл бұрын

400 like

@BrahmaDBA

3 жыл бұрын

Hey guys, Marston here. I will be reviewing home cooked meals cooked by my lovely wife Abigail! Lets start!

17:31 honestly, seeing all these three characters together again, peacefully, just puts a big smile on my face AND a little tear in the eye.

@DotyFuzz

6 ай бұрын

Too bad that it lasted for only 4 years

@user-vn6ki6gs8w

3 ай бұрын

There's four

The scariest thing about John Marston isn't his past. It isn't his devotion to his family and friends. It isn't how dangerous and deadly he is. It's the fact he can swallow an entire tin of food in the span of 2 seconds

@AbyssalPlague

Жыл бұрын

The scariest thing is that he can sound like Arthur when he vomits. 12:30

@MarvinT0606

10 ай бұрын

A skill he learned from Arthur. It comes in handy when you're constantly on the run.

@joha_21

9 ай бұрын

It reminded me of a Homer and Grime Where grime says he eats like a pig but lenny says no pigs tend to chew i say he its more like a duck

@idfkhowtodraw6678

9 ай бұрын

Bro cranked canned corned beef

@jadenjohnson5987

7 ай бұрын

4:32

i like how you just see john running at a pig, it sqeals, then he is sitting by the fire cooking it all within 4 seconds

@TrashGoblin824

3 жыл бұрын

I know, that smash cut gets me every time

@batcat2338

3 жыл бұрын

6:58 😂💔

@batcat2338

3 жыл бұрын

6:58

@tristenandtessaXD

3 жыл бұрын

"INCOMING!!!!!"

@SAFIS448

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

“STOP IT JOHN” John: NO NOT UNTIL IM FULL!

@lylevillanueva8624

3 жыл бұрын

12:34

@reduxity4941

3 жыл бұрын

Ryuuji Takasu thanks

@lylevillanueva8624

3 жыл бұрын

@@reduxity4941 lol no problem.

@anangryuser4020

3 жыл бұрын

He's like garfield He'll never be full

@zulumike3228

3 жыл бұрын

I CANT STOP EATING!!!

I love these animations because theyre relatively immersive while also respecting the player's time they struck a great balance

3:10 I love the little detail that it gives you a fork and knife to cut the prime rib. Rdr2 has some of the best details ever

@JavierEscuella1911

Жыл бұрын

I’d be a bit disappointed if I ordered a steak and they gave me a butter knife

@vforvendetta8107

Жыл бұрын

@@JavierEscuella1911 true true

@asiangaming8409

10 ай бұрын

@@JavierEscuella1911 it’s probably tender enough to be cut by a butter knife

@MarvinT0606

10 ай бұрын

It's a shame Arthur and John don't have eating animations when you order food in saloons, even NPCs have those.

@trenthulkinberry7526

4 ай бұрын

The pace of the video implies john didn't need silverware but was too hungry to request not to have it.

12:00 I love how he's just casually eating a flower and a huge bear is snarling at him then the next frame, the bear is laying dead and he's. Still. Eating.

@the-secret

2 жыл бұрын

Don't mess when man eating something Or else

@williamoupatham6522

2 жыл бұрын

And then he killed it and then went to eat another flower lol

@danielawesome36

Жыл бұрын

Lesson learned: Don't mess with anyone eating a Violet Snowdrop.

@nationalswatc-opspro9110

Жыл бұрын

YEA XD hahahahah

@cr0sad3r70

Жыл бұрын

Lesson learned

Alternate title: John Marston follows his dreams to be a food reviewer, eats bad plant that poisons him, resorts to alcoholism, turns to natural health elixirs to fight his addiction

@vargasmartin7143

3 жыл бұрын

Also figths a bear

@tvgaming2132

3 жыл бұрын

@Lonewolf 1911a1 let me just pour some meth into my come full of cocaine

@dick_cheney

3 жыл бұрын

And then he became addicted to health cures and developed a weak immunity system

@AIeNaz

2 жыл бұрын

Max Payne 4 story leaked

@Noname-uk9mu

Жыл бұрын

I actually role play the game sometimes as John being a food critic and I go to every saloon.

I like how theres high tension action music playing while john is just chugging down foods like a beast

12:25 I like the fact that the devs never changed the throw up sound depending on the character

Imagine seeing one of the most infamous outlaws ever sitting on a cliff just, *eatin'*

@bayutrihanggoro4210

3 жыл бұрын

C'mon, a man's gotta eat

@TheWickedLep

3 жыл бұрын

@Arnov Barua One moment you're helping Mexican rebels overthrow their dictator government, next moment you're shitting by a tree cuz you some bad beef stew

@GDgabe

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheWickedLep professionals have *STANDARDS*

@hpdekok525

3 жыл бұрын

I’d sit down and eat with them!

@DaMan_TheMan

3 жыл бұрын

If i was a bounty hunter or a cop i would just take that chance to walk up to him and talk about why he became an outlaw in the first place then sit there and eat with him and give him and myself some drinks to wash the food down

meanwhile, at cyberpunk: *inventory screen chomp sound effect*

@freaskydoodle999

3 жыл бұрын

Cyberpunk doesn’t even have a chomp effect lol

@prega3188

3 жыл бұрын

@@freaskydoodle999 xd

@hassantalha5734

3 жыл бұрын

@@freaskydoodle999 you obviously don't get the joke-

@Xetrof

3 жыл бұрын

neither game should have done anything like this, people didn't see their families for entire weeks because of this unnecessary work.

@claudialazlok

3 жыл бұрын

This is why rockstar stay at the top , minor things like this makes open world game epic , although some people will never eat any of this or care, but the fact that something like this is in the game just makes the game so good, it’s in our nature , we might not need it , but we need the extra options that we can choose to have it/

I imagine it can be boring for Hectorlo to just shoot guns at the sky over and over, but I can tell he had a lot of fun making this video.

12:06 I love how bear ambushed him and he's like "not now. I'm making a food review video"

rdr2: a huge variety of food Gta5: snacks, take it or leave it

@glokkboizayo1013

3 жыл бұрын

GTA 4: my dog is long and hot

@MisterJohnDoe

2 жыл бұрын

And a soda

@v.k.rt.m.6030

2 жыл бұрын

@@glokkboizayo1013 come and eat them!

@Smiley0.1

2 жыл бұрын

@@glokkboizayo1013 sir, I applaud you for that quote lol

@v.k.rt.m.6030

2 жыл бұрын

@@Smiley0.1 take a bite out of this fun Chihuahua!

John: I'll have 2 lamb's fry, a prime rib large, a prairie chicken with extra dip a fried catfish, two roast beef one with chilli and a large moonshine

@muhammadazim3374

3 жыл бұрын

Say the Big John

@siphobrisloks8133

3 жыл бұрын

I ain't fat I'm big boned

@manizacch426

3 жыл бұрын

All you had to do was follow the damn train Arthur

@TheHigherPower69

3 жыл бұрын

@@siphobrisloks8133 Bones don't jiggle.

@callumdonington2227

3 жыл бұрын

That dump would be legendary.

12:04 I love how calmly he just stared at the bear

I know this is just a show case for every food in RDR2 but the way they made the video made it from just a boring list of food and drinks to a story telling about john's journey to be a food reviewer, genius

*purchases Cocaine Gum* Store owner: G O O D C H O I C E

@yeetyateyote5570

3 жыл бұрын

Died at that

@collshensoul4904

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine they still sell that but underground stores of course

@memechizero5379

3 жыл бұрын

Why you betrayed Ghost :(

@Overlord99762

3 жыл бұрын

@@memechizero5379 you got the wrong Shepard, son

@memechizero5379

3 жыл бұрын

@@Overlord99762 oh xd

Bear: *roars to john* John: youre lucky the stew part is over

@Ruina11

3 жыл бұрын

Lucky son of a----- aint he?

@arnie7779

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

@demonplayz3471

3 жыл бұрын

loll

@demonplayz3471

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@demonplayz3471

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/fZyKxNRpf9ynf6g.html

I like how each bar has its own food catered to it

The sound of the rooted plants being plucked is so satisfying. It's like when you pull out a whole root in real life, it just feels good.

@Chevy-os1tp

9 ай бұрын

The fact he eats them without rinsing is just mind blowing

It’s now canon that John spent the entire period between 2 and 1 eating everything he could find just to see what would happen.

@SAFIS448

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@benry1239

3 жыл бұрын

"Hey, anytime arthur ate he would scream much less at being shot at....let me test this"

@dallasmay4031

3 жыл бұрын

watching this makes me hungry

@zoomrrmcgee

3 жыл бұрын

@@benry1239 "It also seemed that his aim was much better every time he smoked a cigar..."

@Nietabs

3 жыл бұрын

Diabetes and Dysentery

12:16 I like how calmly he picked that flower and put it in his bag but then immediately eats it like a starving man.

@askinni

2 жыл бұрын

The music calms down as well. It's like "finally I found the mighty vanilla flower".

@emma6648

2 жыл бұрын

Why have I seen you 3 diff times on 3 diff channels

@zaidankreshnandi255

Жыл бұрын

@@askinni o mighty vanilla flower

@hurjireepz7021

9 ай бұрын

jesus, i barely remember commenting this

It’s amazing how the eating sound effect changes depending on what you are eating, and they’re realistic

@mordor1779

Жыл бұрын

I like how rockstar takes the time to put this kind of crazy details in their games, and yet can't bother to make it so that the player can flank a group of ennemis during a mission without the game giving you a game over lmao

@trenthulkinberry7526

4 ай бұрын

I mean... You're not wrong. I remeber seeing an Posse of odriscols getting their buddy out of a jail wagon. I got out my rolling block rifle and shot one and then everyone *fucking disappeared* they faded away.

12:26 BRO REALLY FUCKED AROUND AND FOUND OUT WITH THAT WATER TWINKIE 🤣🤣🤣

I like how John has the power to simply say “can I have some food” and they immediately know what he would like to eat.

@mageflame7477

Жыл бұрын

“hey…do y’all sell food?”

@octaviusroosevelt7355

Жыл бұрын

​@@mageflame7477 "Here's that fish stew you ordered, sir."

@Ornzora

Жыл бұрын

@@octaviusroosevelt7355 uhm...okay

@Void-gk1bx

Жыл бұрын

He had actual lines for the separate dishes at the first two places though, they probably just caught on.

@TheDanteEX

Жыл бұрын

Well there's a cheaper meal and a more expensive meal. So depending on how much John handed them, that's the meal he's getting.

Arthur: Turboculouous John: Type 3 Diabetes Uncle: ＬＵＭＢＡＧＯ

@Redasurc

3 жыл бұрын

Terminal lumbago

@samsmarquez9509

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@AA-bz1pr

3 жыл бұрын

@ALEX MASON Damn it, I was about to say that lmao

@axtaria01

3 жыл бұрын

@ALEX MASON you made my laugh my ass off midnight

@thecanadianwalrus7731

3 жыл бұрын

@Basker yes tb or tuberculosis

Starting and ending the volideo with the same tune was a beautiful touch. This whole video is great at subtly telling a story.

I love the little transitions you included between the different animation themes.

The music made it sounds like John was on an epic mission to become as fat as possible

@oksomynameisjeff4212

3 жыл бұрын

big smoke: *are you challenging me?*

@Klittin02

3 жыл бұрын

fattest hand in the west

@coolsceegaming6178

3 жыл бұрын

@@Klittin02 He’ll certainly please the girl in Rhodes, if she weren’t too sick.

@angkhoanguyen6114

3 жыл бұрын

Fat CJ: Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!

@thatonedude1835

3 жыл бұрын

Fat cj: these can keep my belly full

6:04 John: *enters the store rapidly, even breaks the door's glass* Pearson: must have missed me... John: Shut up. I need corn. Now.

@lifelikeafrog3233

2 жыл бұрын

Momma always said eatin corn could turn me into a unicorn. But now im just a corn eatin frog

@ye7960

2 жыл бұрын

@@lifelikeafrog3233 😐

@lifelikeafrog3233

2 жыл бұрын

@@RavenMatthew no. Why?

@naman6517

2 жыл бұрын

@@RavenMatthew *I asked*

@Kaijufan360

2 жыл бұрын

@@naman6517 Those food makes me so hungry..

Red Diet Redemption 2 Plus, for people to remember, oregano is a species of flowering plant in the mint family Lamiaceae. It was native to the Mediterranean region, but widely naturalised elsewhere in the temperate Northern Hemisphere. Oregano is a woody perennial plant, growing 20-80 cm tall, with opposite leaves 1-4 cm long. The flowers which can be white, pink or light purple, are 3-4 mm long, and produced in erect spikes in summer. It is sometimes called wild marjoram, and its close relative, O. majorana, is known as sweet marjoram. Both are widely used as culinary herbs, especially in Turkish, Greek, Spanish, Italian, Hispanic, and French cuisine. Oregano is also an ornamental plant, with numerous cultivars bred for varying leaf colour, flower colour and habit. (Everything is from wiki)

A lot of this genuinely looks amazing

Alternate video title: Depressed Man Eats to Death Because His Friend Died On A Cliff.

@prowthegamer

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@Synthwavu

3 жыл бұрын

Oh mY gAwD dOnT sPoIl ThE eNdInG!!!1!11!

@dabobuduk5644

3 жыл бұрын

Garrystan Bruh the game has been out for over a year Edit: wait it was a joke, sorry

@jos3ph.d

3 жыл бұрын

Garrystan It’s been out for over a year...

@resyinc

3 жыл бұрын

@@jos3ph.d It was literally commented as a joke but aight.

4:32 I love how the music is so intense, like John is on a mission to eat as much as possible to save his family

@themonsterunderyourbed.7620

2 жыл бұрын

To claim victory he must single-handedly starve the entire enemy army to save his family.

@Ahmed_Yasser116

2 жыл бұрын

How this get 82 like ? This must be more likes !

@Makoto5555

2 жыл бұрын

“Must eat everything”

@yuehaowu

2 жыл бұрын

12:15 the music be like: “He has finally found the mighty vanilla flower!”

@Kaijufan360

2 жыл бұрын

@@yuehaowu I wonder if there's hunger bar from Red Dead Redemption.

5:43 “My goodness! Are you alright, sir?” “Need. Oak. Cakes.”

Videos like this make us enjoy food more.

my man sacrificed a whole set of antique alcohols for this

@billiejeanthejellybean2536

3 жыл бұрын

That's like $160 in online😂😂

@lylevillanueva8624

3 жыл бұрын

At least he ate healthy foods than he drink alcohol for bad.

@headlessego

3 жыл бұрын

He could have a save game to load back to where he has the antique beer again

@thekrieger2959

3 жыл бұрын

Bet he had a savefile (hopefully)

@tuongoanhvo2208

3 жыл бұрын

Man chucked an entire can of peas

Showcase youtubers: "Showing guns is getting old, how do we keep things fresh?" Hectorlo: "hold my lamb's fry"

@TK--cs4xo

3 жыл бұрын

But where is the lamb SAUCE!!!!!

@matthewlo55

3 жыл бұрын

Hi Hectorlo, I'm hungry. Hi hungry, I'm Hectorlo.

@zigodgaming778

3 жыл бұрын

He said that as I was reading this

every now and then i come back to this video to once again bear witness to the story of the man who ate the world

I love it when a shooters have eating. Sounds kinda weird, but it’s a really cool feature that reminds you that somebody cares about making something fun.

John is gonna have the most painful sh*t after this.

@garobatintali

3 жыл бұрын

@@fiblestiengleduquavariousi9871 ?

@blaksavbath3416

3 жыл бұрын

@@fiblestiengleduquavariousi9871 lol

@saint_mully1712

3 жыл бұрын

He didn't flush and it stinks

@TheWanderingHunter

3 жыл бұрын

@@caesar7786 kok barbar?

@magnagermania9311

2 жыл бұрын

@@saint_mully1712 tf

After this video John went to the toilet, and he was never seen again...

@thecommenter1952

3 жыл бұрын

A day later, you see that all the farms within a 500 mile radius have enough compost to grow food in the winter

@danktempsey6110

3 жыл бұрын

Red dead diarrhea

@ToasteddChip

3 жыл бұрын

Until 5 years later he came out the bathro- oh wait nvm he went back in

@thebroman500

3 жыл бұрын

He was then discovered by US Soldiers during the Vietnam War after he exited the bathro- oh shit he went back in apparently

@nightshade0o

3 жыл бұрын

Now he is in the scp foundation this being is always pooing disturbing him will cause death

Cool little fact for you guys: In the game, when you're buying a coffee, you can inspect the can and you will see "Brazilian coffee" written on it. Well, that happens because Brazil was actually the greatest place for coffee during the period when the game takes place! Basically, there were two places here in Brazil where coffee was produced in large scale, one was the "Vale do Paraíba" area, where the coffee was produced by slaves in big farms. And the second area which was called "Oeste Paulista", which actually became better than the first one, first because it was mainly produced by immigrants and because of solo factors. So yeah, Brazil at this time was a big fish in the coffee market. My family also works with coffee around here and I can tell how people here just love coffee, it's in our country roots after all, pretty nice detail from Rockstar I must say!

I like this video. Looking at all these foods with this soundtrack makes me happy.

12:05 Seeing the dead bear after eating the violet snowdrop fucking sent my sides into orbit.

@lukky6648

3 жыл бұрын

Damn bro , words

@purplelove9455

2 жыл бұрын

Lomao

@walmartbag5698

2 жыл бұрын

@@purplelove9455 Lomao indeed

@lemondigit7309

2 жыл бұрын

rip bear

@fungus322

2 жыл бұрын

@@lukky6648 sorry for the unholiness leme get the bible rq. seeing the bear after eating the violet snowdrop sent my sides into the gates of heaven

3:07 “Are you interested in some company?” “I’ll take the prime rib, if that’s alright.”

@analizin

3 жыл бұрын

It's called *dedication*

@jackcouch8322

3 жыл бұрын

John fat level 100%

@yetanothercat5452

3 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: John ate her

@DonQChooChoo

3 жыл бұрын

Good enough company for me

@margidda5252

3 жыл бұрын

“if that’s alright” john doesn’t wanna inconvenience the man even tho it’s on the menu and i fucken FELT THAT

the part where he eats flowers then a bear popped up and then continued to eat flowers then i see a corpse of a bear i down right dead 💀💀

Fun fact: in a survival situation, its best to never eat mushrooms, even if you can tell if they are poisonous or not. Mushrooms have a Very LOW caloric value, so taking a risk is never worth it, because even if it’s not poisonous, it doesn’t help malnutrition at all.

@tetraxis3011

Жыл бұрын

Would be funny if John or Arthur could die because the player ate a poisonous mushroom.

teacher: don't eat in class back of the classroom:

@scarecrow737

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

John in 1911: *Crossing the entire map to hunt down his ex-bandmates and get his family back* John in 1907: *Crossing the entire map to satisfy his food / culinary needs*

@mauler7303

3 жыл бұрын

@@Agent-oo4ct fart

@Robbie-ew9le

3 жыл бұрын

John 1907 be like when he tries a stew "mmm yum but wheres the gold dead eye core?

Did I just watch an entire video on each RDR2 eating animations while having a sick fever that is draining my entire energy and helped me relax? Yes sir

The branding and design of the boxes and packages is just amazing. The level of detail in this game is absurd.

Big Smoke: Finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary!

@bananapenguin2282

3 жыл бұрын

Heck yeah, he'd love himself some stew and old timey foods haha.

@f.7407

3 жыл бұрын

I would like to see john eat two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number fourty fives one with cheese and a large soda

@thelivingcactus9348

3 жыл бұрын

Where is the western Cluckin Bell?

@awesomebot51

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@Drewskii59

3 жыл бұрын

@@f.7407 why I naturally read that in Big Smokes voice lol

12:00 john about to be mauled by a bear *"Yeah hol' up I gotta eat this flower"*

@tiantian329

3 жыл бұрын

The next scene is him eating more flowers with the dead bear in the background. Dude’s a legend

@nodeloliver6201

3 жыл бұрын

John: **[through a mouthful of flowers]** You done fucked up now Yogi.

@epicgamedude57

3 жыл бұрын

If you stand on one place a bear wont attack you.That why he survived.

@thehuntedwarhawk6489

3 жыл бұрын

@@nodeloliver6201 *Shoots Yogi*

@shaggysnax01

3 жыл бұрын

Rains Fall: •picks Ginseng• John: *D E V O U R*

I cant belive you made a video of this. Im going to suscribe

I love how Johns beard gets longer throughout the video. Really shows the Journey he went through

the specific type of grandson every Grandma ever lived wanted...

@theidiotspencer8690

2 жыл бұрын

Accurate

@oksomynameisjeff4212

2 жыл бұрын

grandma: *ya done me proud boy*

@fungus322

2 жыл бұрын

grandmas are the holy food makers and cookie gods

@lasajnae9626

2 жыл бұрын

Genius joke

@grandma650

2 жыл бұрын

No, you’re the only grandchild I want

I love how more aggressive he becomes the more he eats, bashing his way into stores, and chasing other people's animals down

@iancortescontreras6084

Жыл бұрын

Starved John

@CornholioPuppetMaster

Жыл бұрын

I love running through doors

@phiphi2209

Жыл бұрын

He becomes more of an animal as well growing a massive beard as the video progresses

@Void-gk1bx

Жыл бұрын

He eats the food he just bought while standing directly in front of the cashier, he trying to prove something or what?

@scottpeltier3977

Жыл бұрын

“It’s not enough! It’s never enough!

This is the best mukbang video I've ever watch

Thanks! Nice details, nice video.

12:03 *bear gets angry when you eat all his plants around* *1 minute later bear lying dead while you're still chomping on his plants* *Plot Twist : don't mess with a hungry cowboy*

@lambda-m1676

2 жыл бұрын

*Lesson learned

@JIMT412

2 жыл бұрын

It could be a little bit of sad that if a cowboy rob you is because he didn't eat in days.

@Aaaaaaaaaaaaa741

Жыл бұрын

Well nature got revenge when he ate that plant and threw up.

@Void-gk1bx

Жыл бұрын

I'd be mad too if someone came and ate everything in my garden.

Imagine if John lived in the 21st century. He'd have a food travel show

@octariax

2 жыл бұрын

“Hi, everyone! This is John Marston, and we’re rolling out, looking for America's greatest diners, drive-ins, and dives!”

@IvanIsYda_

2 жыл бұрын

@@octariax I just read that in his voice lmao

@Rikdiwoskwudif

2 жыл бұрын

The only thing about the 21st century is that cocaine gum isn't a thing

@Jarbeeefis

2 жыл бұрын

Who says he doesn’t

@IvanIsYda_

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rikdiwoskwudif lmao

Mukbang asmr, so satisfying bro. I love these type of contents.

i love this game. this is the end result of a game that devs put their blood sweat and tears into. a game made with love. no shortcuts, nothing. just a 10/10 game with an amazing story. RIP Arthur Morgan

"you died as you lived morbidly obese" -the spy

@iskandarthemalayfarmer1796

3 жыл бұрын

BING BING WALLA WALLA BING BONG

@whyhellothere9822

3 жыл бұрын

™

@BT--tt8rl

3 жыл бұрын

"Oh please fat man"

@tvgaming2132

3 жыл бұрын

@@BT--tt8rl brazzers logo pops up

@BT--tt8rl

3 жыл бұрын

@@tvgaming2132 *French snorting* *Russian OHHOHO*

"So how much food will there be in game?" Gta V: ehh, maybe just a vending machine soda that replenishes all health. We don't need to be that crazy. Read dead redemption 2: yes

@lukechillin6226

3 жыл бұрын

They pretty much went all out!

@bruh-dj5uo

3 жыл бұрын

also a bag of chips at franklins and an awful smoothie at michaels also store snacks and apartment wine and juice in online

@thanglalsangguite6205

3 жыл бұрын

Gta 4 had that cluckin bell restaurant. I remember trying to act like a normal citizen too.

@_Content-Deleted_

3 жыл бұрын

Escape From Tarkov: *less yes than Red Dead Redemption 2 but yesser than GTA V*

@mav40420

3 жыл бұрын

Cant wait for that GTA 6 food

The detail of these games it’s just unimaginable

Man, I can sit and watch this for the end of time.

What's great about John: - He can eat without worrying about his stomach - He can eat wild plants directly - He can eat mushroom directly - He knows that Bulrush is bad for him and he's still eating it

@ninatiu9698

3 жыл бұрын

The last one but with poison plants

@ninatiu9698

3 жыл бұрын

John just vomits it you eat a deadly plant that can kill anyone if not treated

@gustavfrye2736

3 жыл бұрын

Oleander Sage...

@Farhan-ub2cu

3 жыл бұрын

He could respawn

@gentletal5101

3 жыл бұрын

Isnt he ill?

Music at start: "Micah, you rat!" "Dutch, i gave you all i had, i did..." John: 🤤🍴🍝🍲🍴🍽

@Meliemooful

3 жыл бұрын

Living well is the best revenge :D

@SAFIS448

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@caesar7786

3 жыл бұрын

@@SAFIS448 asu lo arthur

@war6725

3 жыл бұрын

The real reason why there was never enough money.

I love how the shop owner says "good choice" it sounds very nice

I like that the devs took the time to give each of the canned foods their own textures.

0:42 you've ever been so thirsty you drink some corned beef?

@guitarchim

3 жыл бұрын

1890's protein shake lol

@con3879

3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: Corned beef has so much salt, you'll dehydrate from drinking it straight-up

@rulerofeverything4949

3 жыл бұрын

I did that once as a kid since i didnt know what "protien shake" mean, ended up vomitting the rest of the day

@owenwolfco.8344

3 жыл бұрын

Bonible , that is true. I try to counter the saltiness with pepper to little or no avail

@articusramos808

3 жыл бұрын

Make sure to have that water handy.

*John runs into store, nearly breaking door down* Owner: Ahh! John: SNACKS, NOW

@DjBlu3Sk7

3 жыл бұрын

one of the things was Cocaine gum Like, THAT kind of cocaine?

@gable2002

3 жыл бұрын

@@DjBlu3Sk7 yea fda wasn't a thing back in the day

@martinwalker6145

3 жыл бұрын

I heard snacks now! in John's voice now I can't unhear it

@stevenstice6683

2 жыл бұрын

@@DjBlu3Sk7 Cough syrup used to have morphine and indica in it, and Coca-Cola used to have cocaine. Times were different indeed.

@sregginetahi999

2 жыл бұрын

timestamp?

A parallel universe where John became a food critic with his own show on the food network.

Finally, a video where I can share my appreciation of canned fruit as a nice dessert!

The absolute swagger of picking a Violet Snowdrop, pruning the stem, and eating the flowers calmly, all while a bear not even three feet away tries to size you up, is plain amazing, especially since the following scene seemingly portrays that the bear was beaten to death over the next flower. Truly a man that does not fear death.

@AIeNaz

2 жыл бұрын

What about 6:58

@jaydajohnson9470

Жыл бұрын

Hi

@jadenjohnson5987

Жыл бұрын

17:24

@jadenjohnson5987

Жыл бұрын

12:33

@MarvinT0606

10 ай бұрын

John kept eye-contact with the bear to assert his dominance

Bear: *Roars* Hectorlo: "Gimme a sec I gotta eat this plant outta the dirt." The Bear 5 Seconds later: X_X

@Rentakiz

3 жыл бұрын

Men can u tell everbody to gather and riot every country

@Rentakiz

3 жыл бұрын

And tell them to take stuff

@Rentakiz

3 жыл бұрын

Guns too

@dlobelow760

3 жыл бұрын

@@Rentakiz no.

@mr.tomatohead3709

3 жыл бұрын

2KS Stalker it would be real cool if you were to act like a rational and productive human being

Fun fact, every mass produced canned food can be eaten as is out of the can as it's always cooked under pressure after the can is sealed, making the contents sterile and safe to eat for decades. This especially applies to canned food in the US thanks to the USDA guidelines, which ensure that canned foods retain quality and nutrition for at least 18 months or more (Acidic foods will degrade in flavor and nutrition faster, other foods can retain flavor and nutrition up to 5 years after packing) However any cans that are rusty, bulging or severely dented should be disposed of, except in the case of surströmming as the fermented fish will likely off gas in the can and make it bulge out.

oh my gosh, saloon meals look SO great

Slavic grandma: "I made you a little snack!" The little snack:

@baldjacob176

3 жыл бұрын

Dude, shashlik is delicious

@christopherdamian880

3 жыл бұрын

i mean roast beef still delicious.

@adryannthedefender701

3 жыл бұрын

Same with frigărui local barbeque.

@RadionessYouTube

3 жыл бұрын

Hello, fellow slav!

@fungus322

3 жыл бұрын

I mean it’s more than a snack but enough to fill you up

John after eating all those meals running to the bathroom: "Outta the damn way"

@panayiotisgeorgiou5317

3 жыл бұрын

holy shit this is good

@rvsay7375

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@elperrotimmy7845

3 жыл бұрын

they didn’t have bathrooms yet

@mmmmm4986

3 жыл бұрын

@@elperrotimmy7845 there's a toilet in the valnet holte

@ViceN53X

3 жыл бұрын

@@mmmmm4986 One of those gong pits that gong farmers clean?

The bears comedic timing is on point also the editing is great too

The lighting in the items is so impressive with the foil reflecting light it’s so cool

12:03 Bear: "MY VIOLET SNOWDROP!!!"

@whatdidyoujustcallme6242

3 жыл бұрын

Not a minute later *dies*

@aidhilfahrezy9460

3 жыл бұрын

Best part Ever lmao...

@punchmexd7229

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@hainhatphung1371

3 жыл бұрын

12:08 Yum... MY Violet Snowdrop vwv

@CookieScript884

3 жыл бұрын

Narrator: it was at this moment the bear knew...he f*cked up -bear’s dead body in the back-

I like how you can hear John get confused at the fancy foods like "I'll try the soup, the lobster... Bisque... Please."

@burgerbro34fullstreamarchi82

3 жыл бұрын

Hes never been able to try to finer things in life so you can tell he appraoches it with curiosty

@noahma5166

3 жыл бұрын

SO MUCH DETAILS.

@JacobSteakfries

3 жыл бұрын

It probably helps that he can barely read so he has to make a guess on how to pronounce 'Bisque'

@devildognick321

3 жыл бұрын

@@JacobSteakfries john can read and write pretty well for the time atleast

@JacobSteakfries

3 жыл бұрын

@@DMCS1917 Dutch is literate. In fact he never shuts up about it. Or maybe it's all a well-constructed lie to appear more knowledgeable than he is. Could be either/or honestly.

Arthur: That's it! John: What's it, pardner? Arthur: I've mangled up a new stew recipe! John: Can't wait to shit after it.

So relax and chill :)

5:41 Man frantically busts into building "GIMME UR DAMN OATCAKES"

@FeeIRG

3 жыл бұрын

No, that sounds like a robbery.

@jagmann07--9

3 жыл бұрын

@@FeeIRG hi Charles

@FeeIRG

3 жыл бұрын

@@jagmann07--9 Henry! Been a while, huh?

@jagmann07--9

3 жыл бұрын

@@FeeIRG yeah I know

@scottpeltier3977

3 жыл бұрын

Yo this thread though

6:57 transition to eating had me laughing

@plowedsnow3889

3 жыл бұрын

SQUEEEEEEEL cuts to john eating the pigs

@lukethelegend9705

3 жыл бұрын

You don’t wanna know what happened to that pig

@chicharraun8525

3 жыл бұрын

x2

@benleighton9013

3 жыл бұрын

Ahhhhhh! Cuts to john eating a piece of cooked meat

@Dragoon1809

3 жыл бұрын

Convenient censorship

Perfect video to watch while i'm having lunch