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@ortholol

Жыл бұрын

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what makes zy0x such an entertaining streamer is that his mouth works faster than his brain does

@TJ_Sind2000

Жыл бұрын

Zajef can attest to his mouth speed

@LaykWr

Жыл бұрын

His mouth works faster? 😳

@RafidW9

Жыл бұрын

What that mouth do 😳

@thehunt895

Жыл бұрын

Ayo?

@wawacaat

Жыл бұрын

HUH

he's the only streamer that can keep up with my attention span because we both get distracted every 10 seconds

@sofeef8573

Жыл бұрын

LMFAOOO frrr

@dazaisbandages1906

Жыл бұрын

ikr😭😭

@ayulilengmian

Жыл бұрын

real

@agressive_miku

Жыл бұрын

5/6

look at my lawyer dawg im going to jail 😩

@ontanontan9372

Жыл бұрын

We need to make sure this dude stays relevant bc imagine he actually goes down the plan b route and this is the guy defending you in court

@yuiscene

Жыл бұрын

@@ontanontan9372 it's 2027, i get arrested for whatever reason and this is my lawyer but the first thing that comes to my mind is "hey i know you, you're the funny guy that used to constantly talk about balls on genshin streams several years ago!!" next thing you know i am sentenced to 100 years in prison, no bail but balls for sure cause i just remembered my lawyer about his past LMFAO

Man's whole streaming career can be summed up in one phrase. " Trust me bro "

almost everything he says sounds like he let his intrusive thoughts win and it's so funny to me

i am very appreciative of u, person who puts together these videos💙 it's so great to see my favorite calming genshin strimmer being calm and not yelling about being horny for al haitham and dying every 0.5 seconds, he's so therapeutic to watch

@ayushjena4257

Жыл бұрын

Borderline ASMR

It might be easier to explain watching hentai than watching zy0x

@ginoyannuzzi33

Жыл бұрын

So true

@devd3226

Жыл бұрын

Avg. Socks enjoyer🥵

Most sane law student fr

“I’m just assembled alternatively” is such a 5million IQ phrase

Oh my god Zyox. Not only did I know that you were already tall, humble, charismatic, funny, entertaining, and just... good overall, that you deserve this piece, but now, I really can see... you getting rewarded for once, when every other time you've been unlucky

@XiaoisTall

Жыл бұрын

You forgot Calming

@corpshu

Жыл бұрын

Don’t forget COLOSSAL

@your_average_cultured_dude

Жыл бұрын

You forgot long

like i genuinely asked him if he's this kind of a loud streamer, (bec it was my first time watching him on twitch) then he gave me a rap answer 💀💯

@tinstans

Жыл бұрын

he's now my fav streamer btw

7:20 based and true, I salute Zy0x for his bravery on behalf of all British people

Possibly the second most maniacal streamer below Jerma985. Nobody can out crazy that man.

@koifish528

Жыл бұрын

“If I chop you up in a meat grinder…”

@deliriouspenis

Жыл бұрын

true. the only difference is that there are more sex jokes in zyox’ stream, since he’s younger than jerma 77 years of age or so, it could be higher idrk..

@doppiossparefrogphone1906

Жыл бұрын

@@deliriouspenis 76* jerma molted again 2 weeks ago

@somesunnerguy

Жыл бұрын

yeah only difference is that jerma is a fragment of our imagination

15:01 "what if he says alhaitham but naked" ngl i'd pull for cyno just to hear that

I lost it when he tried to impress his viewers and was like "watch me watch me" and then his Diluc drowned in water because of lack of stamina 💀

"sanest scaramouche fan" smartest genshin streamer

Hey zy0x, I'm so grateful you're streaming. This is such a nice calming soothing experience that really makes me happy and makes me enjoy Genshin Impact even further than I already do. You are such a respectable, cool, and calm individual that I can feel comfortable playing the audio on speakers, Bluetooth, in front of my whole class.

Ngl, my bro asked me who this is and why is he like this, and I don't even know where to begin.

The day zy0x will get rid of the rain in inazuma, it will be a big milestone for humanity.

"Speaking of Earth, Girth" THIS DUDE😭😭😭

8:02 …..yeah apologize to me💀

@beth0247

Жыл бұрын

sorry ralf💀

@meowmeow10025

Жыл бұрын

@@beth0247 its ok😔

i’m actually scared that my brother will catch me watching zy0x and i’m ngl i don’t have a brother

the description i cant also zy0x a cutie 😳

The perfect transition doesn't exists. The perfect transition. 15:00

I am very thankful for clip compilations like this because I can almost never get to a zy0x stream because he streams in the middle of the night

this man is definitely one of the most entertaining streamers out there

he is so down bad for al haitham, bro. same.

I like how some of these clips are sped up to make zyox even more unhinged 👌👌

3:22 amazes me still. What a beautiful memory.

These compilations are such high quality. Keep it up man!

Times like this are why I’m glad I have headphones while at a homeschool event

more zyoxussy hell yea

“I’m just assembled alternatively”

@qazitalha8384

Жыл бұрын

Same energy as "Onorthodox display of hubris but very well"

Bro been watching these clips and I must say, if your goal was to make people watch Zy0x's streams, then you've succeeded 😉

14:59 perfect transition

I’ve never watched him live but I honestly just feel like he is off his adhd meds the whole time haha lot of energy and being all over the place

Oh hey Zy0x, I am so grateful you are streaming this is such a nice calming, soothing experience that really makes me happy and makes me enjoy Genshin Impact even further than I already do. You are such a respectable, cool, calm individual that I can feel comfortable playing the audio on speakers Bluetooth in front of my whole class.

PHOTOSYNTHETIC GOODBYE

I a world full of bitterness, toxicity and twitter, I really love Zyox community lol

I love these videos !! Thanks sm for the effort ❤

thanks for making these clips lovee it

please do more i love these so much

Zy0x you are so calming. This video is borderline ASMR.

I really love Zyox his so entertaining. Last year i only watch him while waiting for my fave streamer.

Wow Zy0x not only

8:07 "I will let Alhaitham kill me"

i was watching this and my sister walked in and laughed at me.

New strategy: Battery the battery

Love the description, excellent video

YESSS MORE VIDS OF THIS THANK U

He really likes does Alhaitham girthy jokes

Imagine how many times will Zy0x die from drowning in Fontaine.

3:22 "When I see it, ill see it". Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor.

7:30 nah i know 5 scara simps who are normal... its so weird but its possible

What if Cyno says 'cement' 😂 I can't with Zyox.

i think dori's the best character if you need a battery who also needs a battery

gotta love these transitions

This is my first time seeing any of Zy0x's stream content. This mans is unhinged

I live for these videos.

6:46 You let him die but you also called him god of anemo so i forgive you. Thanks for these vids!

wow our whole family will walk in on ig shshsh thank you for the videos

built different? no, "assembled alternatively" 🤣🤣

THE DESCRIPTION LMAOOOO

i love these vids so much LOLZ

7:09 "Someone took the queen's gnosis"💀

bro i love watching these videos

i look forward to these vids each and everyday

Oh hey another video of my favorite strimmer being PogO for 20 minutes, very epic

1:04 that Elmo laugh

Umm....so is the geovishap really called Ralf?

@epf1250

Жыл бұрын

Lol the pin!!!

5:43 same

he fine

He's like if cooking with xiao was a streamer (almost similar voice too)

ah yes thank you I’m gonna need this before doing an exams

KETS GO MORE CLIPS FR MY FAVS ARE FROM YOU

Watch

my favorite series

Imagine if my brother actually walked in that would be interesting💀

my brain is satisfied watching him that hes actually relaxing to watch lmao

mr socks is just what my inner thoughts are like but in real life

As someone named Ralf, i love this video

the video description caught me offguard, which i am most of the time

gives me serotonin

is the audio just ever so slightly higher pitched than normal lol

I am Literally working right now, Why am I listening to this ahahahahaha

"I'm not a brand risk"

the skype ringtone pls 😭

Bro when he said the rectem I was like "What is that?" *When I search it up* 💀

Half of these clips give me xqc energy, it's crazy

Photosynthetic memory 😂😂😂😂😂😂

i have the same room as my sister and i always have headphones on like 40% so she can clearly hear everything :)

If you need to battery to battery a battery to battery the battery, use Dori!

you are basically zy0x clips but better

0:55 facts. Jokes aside, some people are still in denial that dori is better than a low budget raiden.

1:47 me during NNN T-T

Zy0x let his intrusive thoughts get over him and it also talks fast

19:09 great edit

rap god

He is insane dude😅