every season is just betty and jughead solving crimes while archie and vernonica commit them😭

you actually deserve compensation for putting urself through that

@uncarley

5 ай бұрын

my brain is melted

@consumingdaydreams

5 ай бұрын

@uncarley And twice, no less! A Purple Heart medal for you, queen 🫡💜

@SonicAesthetix

5 ай бұрын

@svgerd not once but TWICE

@luisabolado

5 ай бұрын

@@uncarleyyour brain is melton

@silviagenerelli6069

5 ай бұрын

00😊😊oo😅😮​6

carley recapping the crime that is riverdale makes her braver than the marines

@uncarley

5 ай бұрын

omg thank u

Honestly the fact that for years the plots were Veronica trying to run a business, Archie trying to do stuff for the town and the people, Jughead falling down some conspiracy rabbit hole, and Betty just straight up FIGHTING MANIAC SERIAL KILLERS is absolutely insane to me. It was like multiple shows in one.

@sariethesatannek3906

24 күн бұрын

That's why it was so fun to watch 😭✋🏻

the way it takes days of strategic planning for my autistic brain to get through a movie yet no time at ALL for me to inject this two hour masterpiece into my veins is a mystery, so happy to partake

@uncarley

5 ай бұрын

omg this is the highest compliment

@Tw0Dots

5 ай бұрын

You just described my life Love these type of vids, i mainline that sht

@nikfiendluvr666

5 ай бұрын

dude I know exactly what you mean, I always feel like I'm never prepared enough to watch a movie, but a 2 hour video essay about a show I haven't watched since 2017? yeah I got time for that.

@courtneypaige18

5 ай бұрын

Absolutely this, I’ve been so excited waiting for part 2 that’s how much I loved the first one!

@SpecialInterestShow

3 ай бұрын

A movie requires watching the screen a lot, whereas things like this just require glances here and there if you want for the pics So it's easier for us autistics to consume content like this cause we can do other stuff and can feel free to look away from the screen without pressure, as opposed to a movie where if you look away you might miss something!

i never got past the first season of this show and i’ve never been more proud of a past decision because this show is a fever dream wtf was ever going on

@uncarley

5 ай бұрын

riverdale is a cinematic masterpiece but i respect your decision to protect your peace

@summrwalkr

5 ай бұрын

it was a short lived peace because i’m taking in the lore through you now but it’s alright maybe i need this character arc

@detergenthwachae

5 ай бұрын

As someone who watched the first 3 seasons the second they aired and then said fuck this madness, I can proudly say I love season one and season one only. Go watch it, if you still want to, but don't you dare start the second season

@halvedemi

5 ай бұрын

​@@detergenthwachaeagree. Season 1 was great. I stopped halfway through season 2 and never looked back lmao.

@oflynn_flowerchild1412

5 ай бұрын

wait til you find out about the alternate dimension and Sabrina crossover in the later seasons lmao

Shout out to that girl I met in middle school who told me this was the greatest show ever…maybe she wasn’t wrong.

@uncarley

5 ай бұрын

she made some points

@tumzaria5696

3 ай бұрын

I unironically loved season 3 because of how unhinged it was, one thing for sure you can never say Riverdale was boring.

@Emmysn0w

10 күн бұрын

Was she me bc this show had a chokehold on me

@chickenfoot2423

3 күн бұрын

tbf if that was during the season 1 period people really had high hopes

not even 30 minutes in and I cannot get over the image of the gargoyle king checking into the hospital and walking down the halls with his hooves clicking on the tiles

People might be joking about the Riverdale to Academy Award pipeline Should exist. All of these actors (especially Lili Reinhart) deserve an honorary OSCAR for not cackling at every line delivery in Riverdale. They are stronger than me

"It's not interesting but it is his storyline" is such a perfect way to describe archie

god this video really tested my adhd so much, because, no exaggeration, if you stop paying attention for even just 20 seconds, the entire thing turns to nonsense. i was following along perfectly, goblin king, kill the red paladin, got it got it. looked over at my cat one time and suddenly bettys in a home run by hyram loyalists and everyones being fed a drug inexplicably called fizzlerocks. HELP hahahaha

I cannot explain my excitement to just stare at my phone for 2 hours and watch this. thank you

@uncarley

5 ай бұрын

omgggg thank u

My children named our Elf on the Shelf "Jingle Jangle" years ago and now I need to rethink my entire parenting experience.

“We’re not here for continuity, we’re here for vibes.” SO TRUE edit: also the idea that Mr Honey was a bad person for wanting the students at his school to not??? get murdered??? is wild

Also, Lili Reinhart is phenomenal actress like she was giving Oscar worthy work as Betty to make me believe that character, I’m always checking her Wiki to see her upcoming projects 🤞🏼 Tony incoming

@uncarley

5 ай бұрын

she is SO great

i am but a chick being fed worms by my bird mother and for that i say thank you for keeping me so well-fed this week!

@uncarley

5 ай бұрын

u r my little chick

For Christmas my friend (who is insane) somehow got me a *signed photo* of Skeet Ulrich in his little Pop’s hat, and I just think it’s important that everyone knows this

@RaphaelleLD

5 ай бұрын

this whole comment is incredible but for some reason the "(who is insane)" made me cackle

@Amazinglexi3

5 ай бұрын

You’re friend is a keeper

if she doesnt suffer any ptsd from riverdale from BOTH watching, and rewatching it to recap for us, i dont know if shes so strong or shes just outta her head lmao

@uncarley

5 ай бұрын

honestly i am on the edge of mental collapse

"the boygenius of riverdale gangs" sent me so much omg KWKDKRKKFKFKF

as a fellow riverdalian thank you for treating this show like the piece of avant-garde art that it is. my fav riverdale theory: I think the juvie that Archie goes to in s3 is named "Leopold and Loeb" as a reference to the events of "Archie's Weird Fantasy", a weird little indie play that the creator of Riverdale wrote in like 2003 that got a cease-and-desist order before it could ever be performed because the play is about archie discovering that he's gay(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and rooming with infamous gay murderer nathan leopold.

@karmarenee999

5 ай бұрын

Oh yes as a fully fledged member of riverdaleblr this is a known FACT😻

@lukaj679

5 ай бұрын

I mean they sent a cease and desist because he was using the Archie brand without license but ofc Roberto had to have the last laugh becoming the cco of archie comics

i am liking before even starting the video because the sheer courage behind this topic needs to be acknowledged

@uncarley

5 ай бұрын

omg thank u

They should've followed The Princess Switch's blueprint, and had the same actors in different wigs playing the three gangs

cannot express how truly validating it is to not be the only person who not only watched but enjoyed riverdale in its ENTIRETY. what an insane flaming car crash of a wild ride that i COULD NOT stop watching no matter how much i longed for my sanity back

@firedaisi

4 ай бұрын

Exactly 😭

I love how you say "shooting bow and arrows" as if she's launching the bow as well as the arrow XD

patiently (impatiently) waiting for a part three

I literary watched this show and then went to a mental hospital and then proceeded to forget all of it, this video really let’s me know why it caused that to happen

@daddyfrankoffical

4 ай бұрын

that happened to me too with supernatural lmao

Riverdale is that show you can pick a random episode in every season- watch them out of order and it will make 100% sense

I feel the need to inform you that like 2 months ago I saw Moulin Rouge on Broadway and Kevin was in fact the main character. I saw Riverdale in the playbook and nearly lost my mind. (He did actually do a really good job though)

@alexdh2001

5 ай бұрын

aw that makes me so happy for casey that he's on broadway now, riverdale did him so dirty for so many years 😂

I quit watching the show like half way through season 5 but have NO recollection of half of the second half of Season 3 and beyond so the way I've been GASPING

I started uncontrollably laughing every time Carly said "erotic tickling" - I go to art school and I listen to these videos while I'm in studio, and I actually had to stop and resume once I went home because I didn't want anyone to ask me why I was laughing 😭

For people confused about ROTC: it's military recruitment in schools. Different schools have different branches. You wear a mock military uniform in school, you learn about the military, you can even go to mini boot camps. It's insidious. I went to a school with an ROTC program and it was WILD. My brother was in ROTC and was pressured into joining the military his senior year. This was 2002. He didn't actually want to join. He ended up being one of the first troops deployed to Afghanistan when the war kicked off.

@allbymyshelf4125

5 ай бұрын

And actually, in high school/middle school it's Jr. ROTC, so like, you learn about the military but you're not forced to sign up - though I'm sure it's used as a feeder for direct recruitment/recruitment to college ROTC. If you do ROTC, which is college, (and you get a scholarship with it usually) then you're committed to serving in some capacity for a certain amount of time after college - sometimes it's just national guard, but it's often an active-duty position for 4 years or something.

@1970Camaro

5 ай бұрын

Holy shit man

@lauralynnwilliams2338

3 ай бұрын

​@allbymyshelf4125 I'm currently in the college ROTC program, and I like it. You also get sent out as an officer when you're done.

@kasiafields6377

2 ай бұрын

I’d like to add that you can do ROTC even if you can’t join the military. My little sister can’t join due to a missing kidney but she does ROTC for scholarship opportunities

@LouiseBelch

17 күн бұрын

why is the States so obsessed with the Army, dear lord

the way I’ve watched this entire show TWICE (no, I don’t know why I did that either) and I still found it HARD to follow you when explaining the plot + had forgotten like 90% of this even happens. Honestly I wish I had watched this video with no context about the show bc that must be an EXPERIENCE.

fun fact the ides of march (aka march 15- the day julius caesar was assassinated) is actually celebrated!!!! at the university of st andrews the classics students throw a ball where everyone dresses in togas and drinks and it’s very secret history core

they somehow out-unhinged supernatural and that is a success on its own

I literally forgot you were talking about Jugheads fanfic for a second and i didn't even notice because it could also just absolutely happen irl in the show

I just audibly yelled “NOOOOO!“ when you brought up the tickling videos… I had completely removed that from my brain for a reason 😭😂

I truly can’t thank you enough for putting names on these photos and highlighting them when you mention them. That was the SINGLE flaw of Mike’s videos because god damn there were so many characters 😭

time to drop part 3!

I’ve never even seen this show but I’m fully invested in this recap.

@uncarley

5 ай бұрын

hahaha thank u

"It's not interesting, but it is his storyline" lmaooo i love this. Having an extra rough time lately, ty for all the laughs in this video

"part three within three months 😍😍" LMAO

coming home after a 3 hour lacrosse tournament in the freezing cold to this was perhaps the most incredible feeling ever.

@uncarley

5 ай бұрын

did not expect to be reminded about the sport lacrosse this afternoon but here we are

I just binged both parts of this and youre absolutely right this series is a cinematic masterpiece in other news half of my brain has melted

I know this show is so confusing and kinda bad but the episode of them breaking Archie out of jail and the flashback ep with the parents are lowkey the best things I’ve seen 😭

I love the idea of marriage being a facetious ending to a virginity pact

My favorite youtuber returnsssss Love your video essay format videos, i think long form really suits your style of content creation. And it comes across so well that you're having fun with this unhinged content

@uncarley

5 ай бұрын

thank you! i truly am having the time of my life making these so im happy you're enjoying them!

It’s been five months and I’m so sad to see that there isn’t a part 3 yet😭 god speed girl you’re brave for watching

hey so it's been four months

You sacrificed your precious time to watch riverdale to make a video for us..thank u queen!!..😭💞

@uncarley

5 ай бұрын

no better way to waste my time tbh

The way you say "Veronica" takes me straight back to that tiktok of the dude feeding raccoons, going "That's fucking Veronica, Veronica does not trust me"

this truly could take out an entire VILLAGE of victorian children.

The cadence Carley has speaking just itches my brain

Funny how every generation of teenagers since the Xs had they unhinged teenage shows that were extremely popular and the shows just got crazier and crazier (BH90210, The OC, Gossip Girl, Pretty Little Liars and Riverdale). I see Riverdale as a natural progression

I love that saying that Archie has superpowers of invincibility in season 3 foreshadows Archie's actual superhuman invincibility that makes him bulletproof except when he's in the presence of rare earth mineral palladium in season 6.

you're so real for this queen - - - even worse than following this bonkers show for the last decade, is not having ANYONE to talk to about it

The fact that i saw Riverdale airing live since season 2, and never did a rewatch (exemption for like some reaction videos here on KZread), but still being able to remember VIVIDLY everything she said was so good, good job with the video and good job Riverdale for being a cultural reset for television 🙏🏻

I haven't watched past 3 episodes into season 2 but I can't wait for it all to be told in depth to me again by Carley😤💖💅🏾

@uncarley

5 ай бұрын

yesss

52:42 Die-hard Heathers the musical fan here the football players' names are Kurt and Ram they sing a song about wanting to r-word a girl together called Blue and the other Heathers (played by Betty and Veronica) almost let them do it and then they tell the whole school they did and then they get killed and its framed as a double unalive pact because they were gay and didn't want to live in the homophobic 80’s anymore. It's crazy so it's the perfect musical for Riverdale. Hope this helps!

watched this while i made my minecraft village, so now, when i look at my beautiful greenhouse, all i can think of is carley saying “and cheryl blossom mowed down everyone with her bow and arrow”.

@handsoap3346

5 ай бұрын

My fave part of Minecraft is looking back on old builds and remembering what I was listening to when I built them

you see, I know very well this will be 2 hours of my life I'll never get back but I actually am setting the room to watch it thank you for being the best commedian out here carley

@uncarley

5 ай бұрын

omggg so kind thank u

I don't know crap about Riverdale or the Archie comics that came before but Jughead is my favorite character in both because A) "I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in, and I don't want to fit in." and B) this one comic screenshot I saw that I'm just going to quote directly because it lives in my head rent free: Jughead's mom: Well, maybe it's normal and natural for a boy of his age! Later on he'll get to enjoy girls! Jughead: It's not normal and natural for *this* boy to enjoy girls, mom! Not *now!* Not *ever!*

not this video being so damn EXCELLENT that somehow I want to rewatch this chaotic show.

I need part 3. I need to know that aliens, witches, parallel univers and the poly relationship were not a fever dream i had. None of my friends ever finished the show so i have noone to back me up

It was Fangs who was seeing Midge and who was blamed for her murder. Joaquin covered up Jason Blossom's murder and ran away before he could be caught/charged. Presumably he's in juvie for something else

I've only watched season 1 of this show once a really long time ago, but these recaps of yours keep me FED lol Ive watched the first video like 10 times 😂 buckling in for this one

@uncarley

5 ай бұрын

omggg thank u

i wish to show this to a victorian child

Sitting here three months later like…

No one in my life knows that I’ve willingly watched every episode of riverdale as they came out. It’s like my guilty pleasure show bc I didn’t actually like it but I couldn’t look away. It’s just such a silly show.

i recommend doing more unhinged recaps of tv shows and reality shows it’s AMAZING

appreciate your incredible contribution to the rivernation, even if you had to let your brain kinda rot for it... obsessed with your dedication to meltonsweep. i havent finished this yet but you mistaking kevin's boyfriends for one another and just randomly assigning each one different plotline than they have is very real and i respect it

I've never clicked on a video so fast. Carley I love you so much for going through this torture for us

@uncarley

5 ай бұрын

anytime bestie

You are the only person who understands the GENUIS, the absolute MASTERPIECE that is Riverdale. Thank you for spreading the gospel 🙏 wo hyper for your season 6 recap cause that season is somehow crazier than the rest of the show combined

i can’t imagine the pain you’ve gone through watching this show because i stopped watching riverdale at season 3. thank you for doing this two-hour long recap that i’ve been listening while folding my clothes and washing dishes. thank you carley.

the women in stem joke killed me

@uncarley

5 ай бұрын

hahahaha thank u

DENA LUNAM as the dean of the Iowa writers workshop is layered and absolutely insane

OH this is a blessing! I've been summarising uni-stuff and a long video is just what I needed rn

@uncarley

5 ай бұрын

omg take care bestie

everyone salute to our queen carley and her fallen braincells that went into creating this gem

13 seconds in and wanted to give you my utmost thanks ❤️ you deserve a hollywood walk of fame star, an egot, and financial compensation for this. Love you queen

i am literally not comprehending any of this but i’m here for it

You're entering the realm of Mike's Mic Teen-Series-Recap Supremacy. Queen behavior 💅 Thank you for your service!

@ijeuna12

5 ай бұрын

A combined video with them both would break the multiverse

@taylormanett621

5 ай бұрын

@@ijeuna12 It would be iconic!

Thank you Carly for my 12th and 13th hour of screentime today!

carley i love all of ur videos, book related and pop culture related!!! i think its ur lovely personality xoxo SO happy to see this part 2, i loved part 1!!!🩷🩷🩷

@uncarley

5 ай бұрын

omg thank you so so much

I’m INVESTED but reminder: Joaquin was actually Kevin’s ex boyfriend who helped clean up Jason’s murder in s1 Fangs is the one that was seeing midge on the DL and nearly got jailed for her murder but was shot my midges mom when he got released and that’s what caused the massive riot where Joaquin came back > tried to help fangs escape town before the riot > got arrested off screen somehow > is in juvie Archie

@lilyfilms9398

5 ай бұрын

Thank you! This was bugging me the whole video!!! 😂😂

You explaining the show makes so much more sense than the actual show

I’ve been waiting so long for this video, thank you so much for sacrificing your health and watching all those seasons for us🙏🏽

@uncarley

5 ай бұрын

anytime bestie

As someone who can't stand Riverdale after season 1, I'm OBSESSED with these recaps. A nice little fever dream for the girlies

I made chicken noodle soup from scratch while i was watching this and i kept having to stop to laugh at your commentary, excellent work

I discovered your channel because of your Riverdale breakdowns haha thank you so much for making these and can’t wait for the final breakdown. Binging all of your other videos until then! ❤

I was so thoroughly excited to see this sequel video pop up on my feed i LOVE these riverdale recaps because I watched it RELIGIOUSLY in high school but fell off because this show is insane so this is filling in so many gaps for me. ily youre doing gods work

the characters: shorten Griffons and Gargoyles to G&G me: gungeons and gragons

It’s the way I was literally looking for a long video to watch while doing my work. THIS WAS PERFECT TIMING!! I love this and I love you for sacrificing your sanity for it😭

I know it must’ve sucked to lose that footage, but I’m so grateful you pushed on because I honestly have been looking forward to this so much!! Thank you for the entertainment

I was losing hope but it’s finally here 🙏🏼🙏🏼 thank u for your service queen

I think that the way they still gave Luke Perry a ‘normal’ death away from the mess of the plot was just idk. I never LOVED riverdale but i still felt so sad when he passed from seeing him for the first two seasons.

no but riverdale is so iconic if you get it you get it. it is so camp and fun and insane and we need more shows like it honestly

all of this sounds like a fever dream. like someone took nyquil and this was their dream

Omg I just went back and watched that scene where they sing “here’s to Ronnie..and Archie. And Betty” I’m in stitches, I forgot how funny it was

thank you for the increased production value in recap part 2! it's a lot easier to follow these bonkers events when i can see which character you're talking about

I don't watch or even like the show, but the "everyone promised to come back, but next year only Jughead came back, showing everyone else moved on" physically hurt. Or maybe it's just my abandonment issues idk

The cackling I cackled at so many of your SUPER mic-drops. 😂😂😂 Have I ever watched an entire episode of Riverdale? Nope. Did I watch the entire part 1 of this and am hunkered down watching part 2? Yep.