"Mike, are you being chased by wolves?" "No, I'm freaking out because all of you look exactly like me. I'm naked because it's Thursday. Plus the flakka."

@jasonanderson945

2 ай бұрын

* Insert lego batman laugh here *

@pirastarborn2003

2 ай бұрын

Lmaooo 😂

@asillygoofygoober

2 ай бұрын

The unemployed friend on a Thursday

@tiffany7023

2 ай бұрын

Old roommate from across town: Hey, I though naked Thursdays was our thing!

@metalman7825

2 ай бұрын

“Thuuuuurrrsay”

I never wanted to see a naked dude who dropped bath salts chased by a paramedic, but here we are

@inbarr1937

2 ай бұрын

what does the "dropped bath salts" mean? idk if it's something in English I don't get or just missed something in the video lol

@brookesimmons9901

2 ай бұрын

Injested or inhaled ​@@inbarr1937

@DragonZerul

2 ай бұрын

@@inbarr1937 the drugs he took

@inbarr1937

2 ай бұрын

@@DragonZerul ah ok thanks, google said it was a combination of crack and meth or something

@3xeplodng_3agle_studios

2 ай бұрын

​@@inbarr1937since nobody else was actually specific. But still assuming you figured it out anyway- "dropped" quite literally just means "took/ingested" in this context.

"You see them too?" 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead. I shouldn't be laughing as hard as I am.

Reminds me of a patient we use to get dispatched to on a pretty regular basis. Whenever I was field training a new employee I would get really giddy when his address was dispatched and then stage in the perfect spot without telling why I was staging a bit closer than you typically would. Then the only thing I would tell them was, "keep your eyes on the front door of that house". Every time like clockwork soon as the first PD vehicles pulled down the block the front door would swing open and the patient would do the birthday suit sprint down the block with multiple officers reluctantly chasing after him trying to corral him without having to tackle or touch him too much. The faces of the countless FNG's experiencing that for the first time was always priceless! 😂😂🤣🤣☠️☠️

@vitaminademorango

11 күн бұрын

Ohh my God that's hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@grenade8572

7 күн бұрын

The true question: why are they so reluctant to touch him?

@vitaminademorango

7 күн бұрын

@@grenade8572 I mean, would you be comfortable touching a naked dude you're not intimate with? 😅 Specially in this situation lool

@fallen_angelmemesforlife9172

7 күн бұрын

​​@@grenade8572 Would _you_ want to touch a drugged up naked guy sprinting to god knows where in the search for freedom?

@newjiji254

5 күн бұрын

​@@grenade8572maybe because... he's NAKED😂

It's already a bad sign for Mike that the paramedics know him by name.

@clarencejacobowitz640

2 ай бұрын

Knew him by name and habits. Defintiely a sign hes not having a good time recently.

@saundraway2424

2 ай бұрын

Sounds like a frequent flyer to me!

@livestreammaster

2 ай бұрын

​@saundraway2424 Yep

@waffles3629

2 ай бұрын

Yep. Unless you are chronically ill, it's definitely not a good thing.

@andrewdreasler428

2 ай бұрын

​@@clarencejacobowitz640more like he has "good times" WAY too often.

My dad was a paramedic, he is 55 now, I show him this channel and he cries with laughter. Thanks for these, they create awesome evenings with my old man.

@pennycandyys

2 ай бұрын

55 is *not* old! 🤦‍♀️😂

@lindaanderson5108

2 ай бұрын

Beautiful

@Morncreek

2 ай бұрын

​@@pennycandyys It is slang for father/dad and not exactly a statement on chronological age.

@OriruBastard

2 ай бұрын

@@pennycandyys My body tends to disagree and I'm not even 55 yet...

@FuZeTyler

2 ай бұрын

bro i love your vids did not expect to see you on a random short

“Birthday suit sprint”🤣🤣🤣🤣I CANT!!!!

@victorianicholls3991

Ай бұрын

(Birthday suit slide)

@mithiwithi

Ай бұрын

Don't forget (unwanted cardio), (cheerio distraction), (more unwanted cardio). The "stage directions" on these are glorious.

@becauseiwanttoseecommentsb984

Ай бұрын

I lost it on "unwanted cardio"

@jeybeyon6643

Ай бұрын

​@@victorianicholls3991 dude, I can hear that through the phone....ouch...

@justanothercountrydude7

4 күн бұрын

That joke went over most people's heads

"Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike..." I was so expecting the paramedic to ask him "Guess what day it is?"😂😅😂😅😂

@caratzennie

Ай бұрын

Hump dayyyy! 😀✊

@pro-socialsociopath769

Ай бұрын

​@@caratzennie WOOT WOOOT

@elflingskitten

20 күн бұрын

HUMP DAYAY!

The chemistry between yourself, you, and you, is incredible

@ko.ala.b

Ай бұрын

agreed.

@Konraden

Ай бұрын

I legitimately forget it's literally the same guy in every shot. He's a master of being someone else.

@ZooZoo293

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@sunshinehahn1973

Ай бұрын

😂🤣 this needs more likes lol

@atropa6053

Ай бұрын

don't forget the two wolves inside him

"You draw up some Ketamine, I'm going to help wrestle a naked guy" is a sentence I never thought I'd hear...

@eccentricJill

2 ай бұрын

My sister and I most of our adult lives have kept a running list of "brand new sentences" that we've heard or uttered. I'll have to add this one. 😅

@waffles3629

2 ай бұрын

Lol. Many of my "sentences I thought I'd never hear" are things I said with major migraine brain fog being repeated back to me for hilarity. Plug in cooler (fridge), triangle tomato (pizza), mouth pitchfork (fork- yes I forgot fork but could remember pitchfork).... Thankfully my partner was able to translate "hot triangle tomato" into "please heat me up some pizza".

@Allvaldr

2 ай бұрын

Sounds like a sentence I hear on a Friday night at the club.

@user-wh5ir4fo4r

2 ай бұрын

@@waffles3629 This is hilarious. I don't have any cool migraine tricks. Just blue fireflies.

@florinafernandes9276

2 ай бұрын

This is a sentence I have heard too many times 😂😂😂😂.

Hallucinating that you’re being chased by a pack of wolves sounds like the most disconcerting, most terrifying experience ever lmao.

If being a first responder gets to be too much, I feel you would be a phenomenal performer in any line of entertainment!

Everyone knows wolves are afraid of naked guys!

@ferretyluv

2 ай бұрын

They get naked because they’re overheating with flocka.

@creepybearandfriends9063

2 ай бұрын

Even wild animals don't want to deal with drugged up and crazy.

@EladaDiel

2 ай бұрын

He tried to distract them with smelly clothes, but those smart-ass wolves

@Polietlyfoff

2 ай бұрын

I feel like that's a CreepyPasta sentence! 😂

@jamesgizasson

2 ай бұрын

Dammit! How else am I supposed to lure my future werewolf boyfriend into a lifetime of fluffy cuddles? X3

Your ability to play different characters and have them come off as not being done by just you is amazing.

@ToastyMozart

2 ай бұрын

The man's a regular American rakugo actor, I swear.

@jeb197

2 ай бұрын

In this one I found myself starting to wonder how all the different guys have the same sounding voice...... Oh yeah, They are all actually just him😂

@WTheW_gaming

2 ай бұрын

100% 100% agree! 🐐

@SyntaxError0287

2 ай бұрын

He is really expressive and he looks really into it.

@lbee6060

2 ай бұрын

Him and waiter guy need to figure something out.

“are you being chased by wolves?” “oh you can see them too?” *skyfall starts playing*

@RandomGuy-ci9nt

10 күн бұрын

Well he is him

This one is definitely in my top 5 of your videos! The timing/editing/facial expressions are just *chef kiss*

@CrazyDogLadySky

Ай бұрын

I came to say the same thing. I honestly think it's my number one lmao

@TheAngierolfedownes

Ай бұрын

Definitely 😂

_Unwanted cardio._ I felt that 😬

@ElCeeKaa

2 ай бұрын

2.3k likes and no comments, lemme fix that...

@psychopopbunny

2 ай бұрын

As someone who has had to chase runaway patients with dementia once upon a time, I feel this too 😂

@Junierox

2 ай бұрын

As a former special needs para, I felt it too 😅. Some of those little dudes were FAST

@Sinstar33

2 ай бұрын

*flashbacks & cringes* Uh huh. 😂

@corwyntalia

2 ай бұрын

It's like when your dog gets out of the house/yard and you need to chase him until he decides to run back into the house because he's had his run now.

I appreciate how committed he is to the bit. He'll be finding Cheerios for the next couple of weeks but he went for it anyway. Thank you for your service, Jason

@Jr0890

2 ай бұрын

If there were actual “wolves” the Cheerios would be vacuumed up through out the day😂

@user-wh5ir4fo4r

2 ай бұрын

@@Jr0890 Maybe he has wolves' descendants: dogs. :D

@corgiw7281

2 ай бұрын

​@@Jr0890- does he have a 'wolf'? Easy cleanup, like you said.

@dollyandsandy

2 ай бұрын

Bring in a small dog, those Cheerios will be gone by the end of the day. edit: I should have read the other comments first.

@Beginnerreadsthebible

2 ай бұрын

Not if he has a dog 😆

the way that they all knew what it was.

Dudes better at playing multiple roles on screen than Eddie Murphy lol

@garrickparsons9077

Ай бұрын

I wonder is this just "acting range" of FDC or a byproduct of the very specific personality type that does that kind of work.

@jairit1606

Ай бұрын

​@@garrickparsons9077 I was infantry in the army, and considering it was the single funniest job i ever had when it wasn't terrible i don't think there's a "personality type." These types of jobs teach stress inoculation, lightning-fast observational skills, and you work with a tight nit group of guys in all these types of jobs. So you have a bunch of relatively smart and quick-witted dudes with almost no fear fighting to tell the joke that makes them king for the next 10 minutes. Thats a recipe for endless jokes in every single situation.

Bro : Those edibles aint shi- *Him 5 minutes later*

@SilverDeer57

2 ай бұрын

bath salts edibles maybe

@neithvoid

2 ай бұрын

me when i had my first editable:

@thewhitewolf58

2 ай бұрын

Its like getting a bus ticket but you get hit by the bus instead.

@saberswordsmen1

2 ай бұрын

​@@SilverDeer57 nah. THC is high enough now that you can actually induce a psychotic episode with enough. You need a lot of strong shit, and it's temporary, but it happens. Lot of documentation on it now. E: pretty sure I was shadow banned after this lol. Can't reply no matter how I phrase anything. Anyway, I'd encourage people to look at the fact sheet from Yale that gives a pretty good rundown on the research.

@bruni5289

2 ай бұрын

This shit ain't nothin to me fam

I love how he generates enough clarity for "You can see them too?"

@Puddingskin01

2 ай бұрын

Well, he was the only other one who saw the wolves! Everyone else is trying to tackle him into the wolves like crazy people!

@hrw1936

2 ай бұрын

You might be surprised how clear people can be...for just a second.

@JustARoamer

2 ай бұрын

Yeah. You can drop down for a few seconds to a minute and then launch back up if something registers your attention enough. Ie: my boyfriend asking a stupid science question. Felt like one of those crater creating superman landings, I answered perfectly, and then two breaths after i finished I got launched back to space

“Can we get the FBI SWAT to takle Mike?” 😂😂😂😂😂

K I can’t decide. Is the hilarious text descriptions, the facial expressions, the awesome way he re enacts these scenes for us… it’s all so freaking great 😂😂

(Birthday Suit Sprint) (Unwanted Cardio) (Birthday Suit Slide) (Street Pharm Bingo Win) (CHEERIO DISTRACTION!!!) (More Unwanted Cardio)

@Stellabeam23

2 ай бұрын

These are the best parts of the video

@sarahbarker7743

2 ай бұрын

😂 thank you!!!

@lauren_WI

2 ай бұрын

Best comment!!!❤

@NadMia27

2 ай бұрын

i was actually looking for this comment because i was way too lazy to pause 😂😂😂

@andreanicolepackard5147

2 ай бұрын

I was looking for this comment because the video info was covering up all the parentheticals, to the point I couldn’t read them even when it was paused.😂

"MikeMikeMikeMikeMikeMikeMike😃" when people try to calm you down but they're giving you crazy eyes at the same time... Yeah, I'd run too.

@luvrsq

Ай бұрын

Mikemikemikemike, you know what day it is, says the camel.

@ivyblack8145

Ай бұрын

​@luvrsq thank you. This is all I thought of.

@KarmaKlutz-XO

Ай бұрын

@@luvrsq YOU’RE SO RIGHT

@Komadger

Ай бұрын

the primordial ducking 🤣

@XtreemAlan

Ай бұрын

HUMP DAYYYYYYY

They way he turns his head when one of they say are you being chased by wolfs

This guy should be an actor. He’s absolutely hilarious.

The cheerio distraction works perfectly.

@the_senate8050

2 ай бұрын

Pocket Cheerio!

@bituniverse8677

2 ай бұрын

@@the_senate8050From what pocket? 😳

@Dead25m

2 ай бұрын

​@@bituniverse8677The prison wallet!

@BazukinBelyugovich

2 ай бұрын

Pocket sand!

@Agent_Aye11

2 ай бұрын

​@@bituniverse8677Uh................

And remember, my children....if you find yourself in a situation involving illicit drug use gone wrong, tell the police nothing but tell the EMT everything. And don't be afraid to call it in if your buddy or somebody you know is overdosing or having a potentially bad reaction. Do the right thing and get them help, please.

@mooncat351

2 ай бұрын

Best comment.

@MrQuantumInc

2 ай бұрын

According to a quick google search EMTs are subject to HIPAA and are not even allowed to tell others.

@brookiebakerie

2 ай бұрын

I can't like this enough. PLEASE get help. My brother died of a seizure at a party full of people. Rumor has it (because it's been 18 years and we'll never know the full truth) that there were drugs and there was definitely underage drinking, so they were afraid to call 9-1-1. If someone had called he may have lived. He wasn't doing drugs or drinking. (I saw his toxicology report.) He stopped breathing when he had seizures. No one helped him start breathing again. 😭

@moonrock41

2 ай бұрын

@@brookiebakerie I'd guess that calling 911 and simply describing what can be ascertained of the person's condition is sufficient. Any mention of what may have caused it is unnecessary. I'm shocked that no one had enough training or good sense to attempt CPR when it was obvious your brother wasn't breathing. Is it no longer taught to middle and high school students?

@andrewr7820

2 ай бұрын

@@moonrock41 Not really. I got that training first in Boy Scouts, later from local Red Cross and later still for health care worker. (Of course I'm a bit of a geezer at this point.)

“Hey buddy!! I’m a pAraMedIc” gotta be a rookie right there

This made is laugh so much!!! I watched it several times lol 😂

He's honestly an amazing actor. Well done

@hazardjon1

Ай бұрын

And pulls off the grizzled EMS veteran in a way the laymen in the crowd get exactly what is happening without being in the field. Im sure he is marvelous with patients in real life. Seriously, dude is sooo good.

@JuliusSanielchannel-kk4iq

Ай бұрын

Bot

@gaaraofthefunk7163

Ай бұрын

He reminds me a lot of an ex 😂 except, this man is actually having a positive impact in my life with his msgs 😇

@blacktor1278

Ай бұрын

Who? There is like 3-4 guys in the short...

@czdelta6332

Ай бұрын

​@@blacktor1278 they're all the same person

Ah yes, the cheerio smoke screen. Works every time.

@Honeybadgercraft

2 ай бұрын

Bahahahaha😂❤

@UncleSam1732

2 ай бұрын

😂

@vespertinecat

2 ай бұрын

Wolves (and paramedics) fuckin' love cheerios.

@ShineOnBenevolentSun

2 ай бұрын

He's got no pockets for sand, what else ya gonna do?

@Original_Tenshi_Chan

2 ай бұрын

​@@ShineOnBenevolentSunbaggie sand?

, I don't care what type of bad days I have. I see your videos and I forget why I am pissed. Thanks . Lol Mike 🤣😂🤣

“*Unwanted cardio*”😂😂😂

“probably bath salts” “gotta be bath salts” “oh it’s bath salts” “FLAKKA!” “….knew it”

@davidcedergren8105

Ай бұрын

thankfully not kidney stones homeless guy had his face ripped off by person high on that

@Jared_the_silverback

Ай бұрын

@@davidcedergren8105what 😟

@davidcedergren8105

Ай бұрын

@@Jared_the_silverback search it up

@TsarofScars

Ай бұрын

tbf, they're fairly similar, and the treatment's the same. so points for proximity

@me0101001000

Ай бұрын

​@@davidcedergren8105 ... You sound like you've seen some shit, man.

I'm not even a firefighter or first responder, yet i feel every single person can understand all of your videos. You, sir, are one of the best.

@tcmtech7515

2 ай бұрын

In my work I occasionally get to interact with the FR people and I love getting them going on stories. If it wasn't for stupid people doing stupid things to themselves they'd have no work 90% of the time.

FFs funniest thing I've seen all year ! Took me a while to stop laughing, nice one, love from UK

Your face MAKES MY FREAKING DAY! 🎉 I watch these videos on repeat. I can’t get enough

Wait - thinking you’re being chased by wolves is common with that drug? That’s insanely specific. 😂

@KickyFut

Ай бұрын

It may just be hallucinations in general.

@SeaguIISoup

Ай бұрын

extreme paranoia is a side effect and from what i’ve heard, its universal that they think someone/something is chasing them

@waverlyglenn9964

Ай бұрын

Uh- what’s floka?

@SeaguIISoup

Ай бұрын

@@waverlyglenn9964 the street name for it is bath salts, it’s basically like lab made crack cocaine but stronger

@babowasalwayshere

Ай бұрын

Looked it up and it causes hallucinations, paranoia, psychosis, and delirium. So likely the wolves was a really good guess based on how he keeps sneaking around and peeking around things.

I quickly stop by for the jokes....but end up sticking around to learn about street drugs i didnt know existed

@angelinaleal4479

2 ай бұрын

Its apparently a bath salts concoction

@bishoppess9637

2 ай бұрын

Right? These things make my google search history weirder and weirder

@BlackTigr

2 ай бұрын

​@@bishoppess9637 Fbi: So about your search history.. Viewers: I'm a Fire Department Chronicles viewer. Fbi: Ohhhhh ok. That makes sense.

@ThatJay283

2 ай бұрын

looks like it's a combination of either cocaine and meth, and heroin

@nicholasmartin534

2 ай бұрын

Same here. I googled it, then realized that I should have probably started in the comment section.

The sequel to Jimmy the Diabetic Knight

Your ability to film all sides of these situations, while acting as different people and making it flow is just mind blowing

There’s something reassuring to know paramedics do this kind of stuff at work. Like, they just fully know what they’re doing, so they don’t have to constantly focus. When my grandma died I got there before they had left with her and I saw the driver smile a bit. It just made me think, they’re already on the next thing, they have done this so many times and they’re going to take care of her and take her where she needs to be.

@ellengrace4609

2 ай бұрын

Agreed! Paramedics are so much better at dealing with situations like this than cops. They know what they’re doing. If the cops get there first, the guy is definitely getting tazed and/or offed.

@aravenlunatic9028

2 ай бұрын

I'm sorry for your loss. Gentle cyber hugs.

@TaraAndFriends

2 ай бұрын

What a beautiful takeaway from a sad situation. Bless you ❤ I'm sorry for your loss.

@eunoia3926

2 ай бұрын

❤❤❤❤🫂🙏

@grassshadow1

2 ай бұрын

EMS gonna stage, SO advise when it's safe to come in

Unwanted cardio is how I describe my gym sessions.

@carpediemarts705

2 ай бұрын

Dude. Get chelation therapy before you need to call the blue version of this guy.

@aannnor

2 ай бұрын

@@carpediemarts705 why would chelation therapy do anything for that

@koalawithrights

2 ай бұрын

​@carpediemarts705 how is that supposed to help with cardio?

@carpediemarts705

2 ай бұрын

@@koalawithrights I think this comment was put in the wrong thread.

Definitely one of my favorite skits youve done! The little things like *unwanted cardio* and *cheerio distraction* always make me laugh

this guy delivers more charismatic energy in his characters than most Hollywood actors

I have been a chronic depressive for 50 years but this guy always helps me see the funny side of life, he truly does lighten my day for which i will be forever grateful. Thanks Buddy.

@chesneymigl4538

2 ай бұрын

I feel this. Dysthymia being "lesser depression" my butt. I'd love to try ketamine therapy but I'm broke

@Tweetyresm

2 ай бұрын

Chronic depressive for 21 👋🏼

@CatGold5047

2 ай бұрын

Here with ya man

@winniethepooht5776

2 ай бұрын

​​​@@monicaparker4922 it's also terrible for your health long term, it's too limited in vitamins and nutrients. Plus, that amount of meat is terrible for your heart and arteries. As a person who also deals with chronic depression, I believe a healthy diet can be of some help, along with exercise, therapy, and medication if you need it. But I would never recommend the carnivore diet to anyone for any reason, period.

@That.Lady.withtheYarn

2 ай бұрын

Mid 90s So 95%of my life

I sense hundreds of people googling what flocka is

@adedow1333

2 ай бұрын

I'm honestly scrolling the comments hoping someone answers that very question

@danilooliveira6580

2 ай бұрын

@@adedow1333 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alpha-Pyrrolidinopentiophenone surprisingly, not the first result on google. kickass name though, alpha-PVP.

@wurmsrus2

2 ай бұрын

i was one of them and best i can figure it's an algorithm safe spelling of flakka aka alpha-PVP which is similar to bath salts

@lisaboban

2 ай бұрын

✋

@XxBrittany20xX

2 ай бұрын

And all were silenced when they found the answer... *trying to make a star wars joke*

This is, by FAR, your best video yet!

This guy never ceases to amaze me. It’s like he’s cataloged and made videos of my entire 18yr career as a Paramedic. I see this videos have a quick flash back and start giggling.

The way he dropped down when the guy said paramedic was both adorable and hilarious

@Nashiaharris

2 ай бұрын

For real tho lol. “Mike” just has a child like reaction lol. It also reminds me of an alien and humans just trying to assure it that we aren’t a threat lol

@BEATSMODE9863

2 ай бұрын

sure is funny though

@GreedyOrange

2 ай бұрын

i was 666th like, a sign?

@buckett6106

2 ай бұрын

@@GreedyOrange 😱

@Nashiaharris

2 ай бұрын

@@GreedyOrange It's a sign we are too into paranormal type things lol

You know it's a hard job when you know their hallucinations by heart

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 if I was a paramedic called to this I'd have a hard time not laughing watching a paramedic and a fire-fighter try and catch a naked man lol 😂

The “more unwanted cardio” had me dead😂

Genuinly one of the best actors ive seen, deserves to work in films if he wanted to

@ChezaWR

2 ай бұрын

Look up Nikko Ortiz and his military sketches while being from the Army. He's good too.

@VadBlackwood

Ай бұрын

eh, films aren't that absolute peak that every acting person should aspire to. This guy is great, and he deserves to be in any sort of media he would have interest to try!

@teresar6348

Ай бұрын

Or to fix someone of these messed up fire dept dramas

It’s unsurprisingly concerning that the drugs they encounter can be turned into a bingo card

@angeljones11

2 ай бұрын

So what are the 24 candidates for the card? Flocka Coke Meth Pot Oxy Fentanyl....

@musicorumdraco2792

2 ай бұрын

@@angeljones11 if we’re unlucky enough it probably goes to ones we haven’t even heard of yet

@tofuklops8159

Ай бұрын

@@musicorumdraco2792 That could be the center bingo box lmao

“im gonna go help wrestle a naked guy” never thought i’d hear that

The way he went flinched crouched down so fast was kinda funny to mee 😂😂

These are the best anti drug PSAs I’ve ever seen

@priscillajimenez27

2 ай бұрын

Kids, don't do drugs

@EnheTook50Benadryl

2 ай бұрын

​@@priscillajimenez27does benafvskf cournt

How did the wolves give it away? Also great dedication with the popcorn mess. 😂😂

@veenmikki27

2 ай бұрын

They’ve seen things…

@jonprice8726

2 ай бұрын

Go on enough calls and you learn to notice the symptoms of the different “candies”

@josef5341

2 ай бұрын

I think it is due to flakkas tendendcy to produce parranoya and hallucinations...

@lucatielofmirrah1389

2 ай бұрын

Would you give more examples ? Please​@@jonprice8726

@Jarakin

2 ай бұрын

Stimulant, naked, and paranoa inducing hallucinations is a pretty distinct symptom combination. I'm more impressed that he guessed the hallucinations right.

The production on these is always peak. Constantly fools my brain into thinking there are a bunch of actors who just happen to look identical

"Mike.., you know we're here to help you, buddy." Mike: 🤨

I struggle to grasp the fact that this man can literally put on a hat, change his posture, and I think it’s a new character. Truly amazing and mind blowing how you can have/ be so many characters in a single scene

@kelly-bo-belly

2 ай бұрын

Little nuts that we all seem to inherently understand it’s different characters. Yet.. here we are 😆

@thisiswhatilike54

Ай бұрын

I mean, if no one can recognize Superman when he dons a pair a glasses...

@arcanask

Ай бұрын

@@thisiswhatilike54 He also slouches, and acts like a country bumpkin in the Big City. Which he technically is, but he plays into the stereotype. Superman is a great actor.

@jksngtrs90

Ай бұрын

Way better than the nutty professor. You could tell it was Eddie the whole time (of course it was sort of the point but still)

@w98

Ай бұрын

His acting is next level lol

I like how absurd scenarios to us is just a casual workday for paramedics

I was gonna guess methamphetamine. To be fair, I was kinda close.

“Drop some k” me too paramedic bro, me too.

One thing this channel has taught me is to always seek out paramedics/EMTs at parties because they have the best stories.

@toshaville

2 ай бұрын

I dated a hotshot paramedic for a while. His stories were off the hook. Tbf, my stories involving him are top tier too. 😂

@sarahbenson4492

2 ай бұрын

Hell, if you’re related to an EMT/first responder/firefighter/etc their stories become off the hook to tell others!! As my father (retired firefighter) said, “If I put everything that happened to me in a book, it would get labeled as fiction. Cause shit was f$&king weird, even if it was daily normal for me.” And he was right, people wouldn’t believe it was real. I only did cause I happen to see chunks of the weirdness. Fun real stuff…

@Anuyushi

2 ай бұрын

​@@sarahbenson4492My stepdad is a paramedic so when he gets calls, I'm always asking the details when he comes home.

@lebby1688

2 ай бұрын

But be prepared to hear some extremely sad and traumatizing stories. They often reach a point where their threshold for trauma gets so high because they've seen so much that they forget that the average person can't handle it. Also gallows humor can sound callous to a lot of people but it's a coping mechanism for them.

@andreadavide

2 ай бұрын

As and MD and former EMT, I can assure that our party stories supply is endless

"Unwanted cardio" ALL cardio is unwanted cardio.

@engmed4400

2 ай бұрын

I beg to differ. There some forms of cardio that are extremely fun, and very much wanted.

@minion3806

2 ай бұрын

​@engmed4400 let me guess... name for the wanted cardio is a three letter word?

@engmed4400

2 ай бұрын

@@minion3806 yes, with alternate terms including four, five and sometimes six letter words, depending on the language spoken. 😁

What the hell is Flocka and instant joker laughs this video is a hoot and a half. I love you guys. Holy crap. I never laughed so much my lungs need a break. Then my life turned into a squeaky laugh. Also, I am a wolf that’s chasing him.

The throw of macaroni gets me 😂 every time!!!

@mysaysthings5512

20 күн бұрын

DIVERSION *NYOOM*

Dude you are a fantastic comedian. These skits kill me, I love all of them and I hope you never stop. The acting is so on point and the captions too! So good

I can imagine they have a group bingo card with the most wildest stuff like “Angry pregnant sewer woman”

@icarusbinns3156

2 ай бұрын

We have a storewide bingo card at my work. A supermarket. I’m in the Starbucks area. We recently added ‘wolf child’ to it, for when toddlers discover the produce section echos. We had a little girl sit down by the tomatoes, and howl. Easiest Code Adam we’ve ever had (“four year old girl in a pink, strawberry-patterned dress, and snowboots, with brown hair” “just follow the shrill wolf howls. We can see her by the tomato bin.”)

@katherinek2709

2 ай бұрын

​@@icarusbinns3156 crap goes DOWN in produce... We had an unattended kid licking individual apples and putting them back like a damn snake

@Brievel

2 ай бұрын

​@@katherinek2709 I'm so sorry. It was not my kid (this time) but I have caught him doing that once when I was distracted.

@basedokadaizo

2 ай бұрын

@@katherinek2709 i used to be that kid back in the early 2000s. i'm ashamed of my behavior as an adult that's worked in a grocery store now, to say the very least.

@teresaellis7062

2 ай бұрын

@@icarusbinns3156 That is awesome. I can see my nephew trying out the echos like that.😂 When my son was roughly that age, he figured out he could easily walk under the warehouse shelving at IKEA. I would have had to half crawl to follow so I had to run around the end of it to catch up with him. By the time I did catch up with him, he was hugging a lady around her knees. I learned to get over my shyness very quickly with a child like him! "He just wanted to show you he loved you."

You are so hilarious sir! I’ve been having quite the rough last couple months and I am so grateful for your humor and making me laugh so hard! I needed that. 🙏🏻🥰❤️💕🤣😆

The “(unwanted cardio)” and “(more unwanted cardio)” got me rolling🤣🤣🤣

Did you "catch him howling at the moon" 😂 ... I'll show myself out

@tamarinmangold1414

2 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

Dude your an expert with throwing these personalities around and doing the roles of multiple people, I love your edibles skit with the guy who thought he was a cow and pretty much everything you do bruh I know people gotta be going through some real shit out there and your really capping there days off better or helping them individuals get through. 💪🏽👍🏽

“I’m a paramedic, see?” “>:C”

I wouldn't even care if this guy wasn't a real paramedic. This content is on point.

This is one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a while😂😂😂😂

I need to send these to my dad. Poor old man decided retirement was too boring and went back to school to be an EMT. 😂

This shit gets funnier every single time I see it

You are seriously one of God's funniest and most creative humans. 😂🤣🤣

Put this man on the writing team for a first responder comedy show and I would pay for every episode

@stijnvandamme76

2 ай бұрын

He is already on a first responder comedy show ... You are looking at it, right now, for free.

You know these guys have been doing this a long time if they can guess the drug. Pretty amazing at that as well.

*unwanted cardio* MIKE MIKE MIKE *cheerio distraction* *more unwanted cardio* is so funng 😂😂😂😂

Please keep making these I love these shorts and they really really get me through the day

I swear every one of these guys are a different dude. The dedication is just unreal!

They called him Mike so this wasn't the first time, i think boy has seen more than a few wolfs.

“Birthday suit sprint” is just a glorious description

Dude! You are an amazing actor! 😂 This was hilarious!

This should be in the next "where are they now" vid😂

The birthday suit is always a medical classic!

@IShouldBeSleep

2 ай бұрын

“Why are they always naked?” - @firedepartmentchronicles

@jonathanwilliams1065

2 ай бұрын

@@IShouldBeSleepbecause he thinks he’s a cow man

Thats the most calm and collected person ever being interrogated by a cop

I love the face he makes and the noise he makes when the guy runs 😂😂😂

Man! The guy who asked what Flakka is deleted his comment. I was Googling for us. If you're still around, Flakka (real name alpha-Pyrrolidinopentiophenone, or a-PVP) is a stimulant similar to bath salts.

@Maninawig

2 ай бұрын

So he sniffed bath salts?

@shiorywalker7978

2 ай бұрын

😮 thanks for the info! I google it and later found this comment 😂

@Badger3X

2 ай бұрын

​@@Maninawig He took a drug similar to the street named drug Bath Salts. Was a rather big problem a few years ago because no one knew how to deal with it. Shit is naaaaasty. Called the zombie drug because 1). There were multiple documented cases of them eating people's faces. Literally. And 2). It wrecks your body and makes you look green and skinny, like a zombie. It is a bitch to detox from, as a nurse in a jail who found out the hard way

@stevena105

2 ай бұрын

@@Maninawig That was just the closest analog. I don't think they're the same. One article called it, "a new generation of bath salts."

@steffnic13

2 ай бұрын

I was 100% going to Google it! Thanks for being the informer here for those unaware.

your acting is so good I legit feel like a team is talking to each other

I always laugh at your videos, but this one is particularly amazing, (unwanted cardio) had me rolling

🤣🤣🤣 I have schizophrenia. Super funny 🤣