While traveling over the Atlantic a tanker was providing fuel for a group of fighter jets. One of the fighter pilots was feeling froggy and told the tanker pilot to watch this and he did a whole bunch of maneuvers. He asked the tanker pilot what did he think. The tanker pilot said cool and then he said watch this. The tanker just flew straight. The fighter pilot waiting for a few mins told the tanker he was waiting. The tanker replied ohhhh i got up went to the bath room fixed a sandwich and a cup of hot coffee.

@PlubusDomis

Ай бұрын

Best pilot joke I've ever heard 🎉

@CaptainFatfuk

11 сағат бұрын

Lmfqoooo

They put their waste in missiles and fire them toward their enemies.

@laftiskuno1357

3 жыл бұрын

hm, the enemies may capture the waste, recycle them for their jet fuel:)

@monandlon1

3 жыл бұрын

That's technically a bio-warfare war crime lmao

@laftiskuno1357

3 жыл бұрын

@@monandlon1 yup, one stinky business :)

@monandlon1

3 жыл бұрын

@@laftiskuno1357 just realized my comment said "was crime" instead of "war crime". I hate auto correct

@misterx8014

3 жыл бұрын

Lol😂😂😂

clearly we humans haven’t mastered the art of the birds. Dropping poo on your enemies feels more liberating than shells on them.

@IK-du3yx

3 жыл бұрын

Facts 😂

@Sosoph098

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@demonman1234

3 жыл бұрын

LOL eat some taco bell and you got nuclear warfare.

@josefastboats5874

3 жыл бұрын

@@demonman1234 hahahahhahahaha

@SaiRam-nz9sy

3 жыл бұрын

Much better method to assert dominance on the enemies

I need one of these for when I drive around Detroit. Cause there’s no way I’m getting out of my car there.

@Soumesh0

3 жыл бұрын

Can't have shit in Detroit.

@photosynthesis69

3 жыл бұрын

If you’re that afraid you need Jesus or something. I been to Detroit many times. I almost moved there a couple years ago. Worst comes to worst you can go downtown. Downtown Detroit is cleaner and “nicer” than a lot of other middle or even major cities I been to and have done a good amount of traveling around the US. I didn’t see all of Detroit and I know there’s bad parts but there’s bad parts of all cities basically. I always tell people that those documentaries and videos that some people have seen are not representative of Detroit as a whole. Those people purposely drive to the parts of town with the abandoned and burnt down buildings and don’t show how nice downtown is or the other nice areas.

@deadlyoneable

3 жыл бұрын

@@photosynthesis69 it’s just a joke, my dude.

@siradjjager

3 жыл бұрын

@@photosynthesis69 no its a trap

@poppaganja3793

3 жыл бұрын

Why not that's the best place to get a ration of crack

I am sitting on the toilet seat watching this and suddenly toilet seat feels like a Rolls Royce.

@cdpgbc-mw2kz

3 жыл бұрын

Tariq Khan....too funny, so true.

@peteryeung111

3 жыл бұрын

That's gross dude, don't bring your phone or ipad to take a dump. 💩😜

@akkbuilders

3 жыл бұрын

Mine has a bidet, also my bathroom floor tiles are bulletproof. I’m also sitting on it, but a bit cold, wish I had Installed one with a seat warmer. I should switch water supply to hot in the winter time.

@Dbay8898

3 жыл бұрын

Same. Lol

@pflugervilleprince

3 жыл бұрын

Same I’m not joking.

Now gamers will be wondering how they can get one of those vacuum piss bags

@outdoors-gs9td

3 жыл бұрын

the rest will due what they due,,,, sit i n it and keep playing! lol kids play games, cool, when my age and cant pay bills but get the latest soon as hits the shelf! bs

@darthslackus499

3 жыл бұрын

As a gamer I'm a big fan of the Mountain Dew 2-liter bottle and funnel under the desk method.

@yt-qw6gm

3 жыл бұрын

Try one of those small wet vac!

@outdoors-gs9td

3 жыл бұрын

@@darthslackus499 im not into coffee but i due the DEW!!! lol

@g43654

3 жыл бұрын

And then you hear the news someone in China died playing 3 days straight.

Just imagine taking a leak and get a missile lock on mid pee

@marcschepers8144

3 жыл бұрын

you will start pissing hypersonic

@Thisisahandle701

3 жыл бұрын

There's no feeling quite like it, that kind of rush just isn't available for civies.

@Vespyr_

3 жыл бұрын

When a Fox #1, becomes a Fox #2

@NickvonZ

3 жыл бұрын

hahaha! Yeah, he didn't tell us how you go about dropping a duce. 😄💩

@e4d578

3 жыл бұрын

If you stop, it'll sting

I just assumed they didn’t use the bathroom at all when in flight

@alecjones4135

3 жыл бұрын

@Max Spies wow. Did you watch the video too?

@andrewt.5567

3 жыл бұрын

They need to be able to flex their legs and core muscles pretty hard for heavy G force. Is not ideal to have a full bladder during that.

@kiwimon3204

3 жыл бұрын

@TheQuarterback:OutofthePocket lol 🤣

@-ABC-

2 жыл бұрын

Just not possible, at some point in a pilots career they will have to use the bathroom while in flight. If major wars happen they will be on longer flights, and they'll already have the ariel urinating experience needed on the go.

@JD-ns9mr

2 жыл бұрын

I would just go In my pants “Dumb and Dumber” style

I was really hoping there'd be some contraption that recycles your turds by launching them at enemy combatants.

@H.R.King.

3 жыл бұрын

That would be funny to witness. Enemy; oh no we seem to have faeces smeared over our window

@kkgt6591

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Spidouz

3 жыл бұрын

That’s really a shitty idea.

@Biggles2498

3 жыл бұрын

They did that in WW2 where Avro Lancaster Crews would crap into buckets and dispose of them during bombing runs through the hatch.

@pierreb2320

3 жыл бұрын

They have a device like that on the F22 Craptor...

So, when I see pics of in air refueling I will now automatically assume the pilot is taking a leak.

@deltavee2

3 жыл бұрын

With the probe controller in the 135 staring into his cockpit?

@deltavee2

3 жыл бұрын

@@KevinJDildonik Hardly, but with other opportunities why bother? Not to mention keeping a fighter in tight and stable while taking on many pounds of fuel would, I think, demand the most attention you can give it. That is no place to fuck up, hmmm? Merry Christmas, mate. Be safe.

@madwax4771

3 жыл бұрын

@@deltavee2 i don't think the pilot's wee-wee is visible to him

@deltavee2

3 жыл бұрын

@@madwax4771 *Never* say that to a fighter pilot! *;-{)*

@thomasbradley2186

3 жыл бұрын

Somewhere someone is taking a piss in an airplane right now

KZread recommended is wild. I would have never questioned this. I’m glad I know now for some reason

Imagine you're taking a piss at like 15,000ft and you hear a missile coming at you

@mckayz33

3 жыл бұрын

sweat and piss starts flying everywhere.

@batbat4347

3 жыл бұрын

Electronics go oh shit I’m outta here

@juliansaiz5714

3 жыл бұрын

Now you got to shit lol

@batbat4347

3 жыл бұрын

JVC DISPATCH there’s like a warning

@batbat4347

3 жыл бұрын

And it makes a noise in the cockpit

I can see this video getting millions of views. This is one of those late night KZread questions lol. Awesome video.

@Pro09video

3 жыл бұрын

Who else is here at night?

@assuming_one45

3 жыл бұрын

It will get millins. everyone's getting recommended now, I think.

@spaceskipster4412

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, this was recommended after an Alex Honnold video about the same topic. 😄

@Bozinian

3 жыл бұрын

Bro !!! Lol it's late night I don't even know how I got here

@pastlifeofficial

3 жыл бұрын

Welp... Almost there...

The pilot land on his base, goes to the bathroom quickly, and returns to its plane to continue.

@DonVigaDeFierro

3 жыл бұрын

Would be easier if they could land on any available plot of land and just dump the load on a nearby tree.

@VisibilityFoggy

3 жыл бұрын

This actually happens in Naval Aviation rarely if it's a true "emergency." A guy will ask to go around, land, run in and hit the head, then come back to the flight deck.

@perseusarkouda

3 жыл бұрын

...only to find out his aircraft was stolen!

@user-db1pn4ky2b

3 жыл бұрын

@@perseusarkouda but it is in army protection

@carlarams8206

3 жыл бұрын

He Returns to his , Plane ✈️ , Not it's plane ?!?!!!?!😱😳🤔🤔

I was stationed at MCAS Beaufort, SC and worked in the Powerline shop in the F/A-18 unit i was attached to. One day, we are in the hot pits refueling a Hornet when a pilot motioned for my friend to come over to the plane. He raised the canopy slightly and tossed down a bag which my friend caught. He walks back over to his station at the fire extinguisher and I look over to see him tossing the bag back and forth between his hands like it's a toy or something. I finished fueling the Hornet and marshalled it out of the pits and walked back over to my friend, who by this time is still tossing the bag around and having fun. The look on his face when I told him what was in that bag he was playing with was simply priceless! It's been 25 years since that happened and it still make me laugh.

@lynxb8300

3 жыл бұрын

lmao 🤣🤣

Imagine being the poor E-1 airman who has to empty the bag, “THIS wasn’t on the recruiting poster!”

@1998Disturbed

3 жыл бұрын

They make the pilots do it

@haydensylva5452

3 жыл бұрын

Pilots take care of their bags, the issue is when one bursts in flight and the jet codes out for it, THEN some poor airmen is probably cleaning it

@1998Disturbed

3 жыл бұрын

@@haydensylva5452 that's a good point lol

@PlasmaCoolantLeak

3 жыл бұрын

@@haydensylva5452 Only the E-3s and below. 😁

@haydensylva5452

3 жыл бұрын

@@PlasmaCoolantLeak yeah, airmen lol

Tanker: ok pilot I am filling your jet's tank Pilot: ok then I release my tank now

@ericaclark9273

3 жыл бұрын

WOW

@hauptfachhauptfach6202

2 жыл бұрын

Hold on tanker i need to stuff a bag up my ass to take a big shit

A real legend brings one back with a turd in it

@dons106

3 жыл бұрын

Yup, shoot down a MIG and then lay some cable...

@itzpete1689

3 жыл бұрын

@JAG it’s just a Joke

@PhilbyFavourites

3 жыл бұрын

@JAG you have to remember this is KZread, not Harvard or Princeton - oh but yes they would be into that humour too!!!

@59ogre

3 жыл бұрын

I read a story once about a P-38 pilot flying bomber escort in WW2 that had to go real bad.The P-38's cockpit heater wasn't real good,and his BM froze on the way back.I would call that one pretty epic.

@brandonwhorley674

3 жыл бұрын

@JAG grow up!? That's a legit question. What do you do you do with a number "2" call.

So, basically you pee when the tanker is peeing in your fighter.

@bobbycone2

3 жыл бұрын

Peeception.

Imagine reaching for the zipper and you accidentally hit the middle eject button

@ChiDraconis

3 жыл бұрын

I think there is this large handle which you would have to pull on with both hands or otherwise is not mistaken for that

@bobbycone2

3 жыл бұрын

Launched into the air at 20,000 feet with your dong hanging out while a multi million dollar jet goes crashing to the ground......good times.

@roczz2976

3 жыл бұрын

@@bobbycone2 your comment should get 1 million likes lol

@ezra5387

3 жыл бұрын

@@bobbycone2 lmfao

So, when finished doing #2, do you radio "Bombs Away" to the group?

@vbl572

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@ronc9413

3 жыл бұрын

He didn’t say anything about #2 or #3 😱😱😱

@ronc9413

3 жыл бұрын

@JAG What is your problem? 😱😱😱🤬🤬🤬 The guy joked about #2 and I just mentioned the pilot didn’t say anything about what pilots do if they have to go #2/#3.

@ronc9413

3 жыл бұрын

@JAG 🤣🤣🤣 you’re a douche bag

@ronc9413

3 жыл бұрын

@JAG Why don’t you STFU 🤬🤬🤬 Jerkoff a**hole!!!

Next time I'm on a long roadtrip I'm just going to blurt out "race horse"!!

@johno9507

3 жыл бұрын

Hope your childhood road trips were better than mine. Me: "Dad, stop I'm busting!" Dad: ....just keeps driving. ...10mins later... Mum: Are you going to stop, he has to go!! Dad: ... "There's a town coming up in 100kms." ....and hands me a rubber band.

@tripsandsalsa9519

3 жыл бұрын

@@johno9507 mine would pass me a bottle. One of those skinny coke bottles usually. Always had to hope you judged volume well.

@driven01

3 жыл бұрын

@@johno9507 I would tell my dad "I've gotta pee" and in his wisdom he tried to do a Jedi mind trick (long before Star Wars) "no you don't" #DadFail

@jackrogersjr.4014

3 жыл бұрын

My dad would just pull over and then my mom would open the passenger doors and I’d pee between the doors.

@dmaxm2498

3 жыл бұрын

Doesn’t everybody already say that they gotta piss like a race horse when they have to pee on a road trip?!

These are the real stories I came for. I’ve always wished I could stand beside a flight deck like I’m at nascar, with a cardboard sign that says ‘honk if you shit your pants’. One of these days...

Thank you for sharing this information. I reside in the flight path of Luke AFB in Arizona and have always thought to myself this very question. While talking to pilots on Luke AFB they never really get around to answering the question except for saying they are very creative. Thanks for sharing. Fly Safe, MSG (RET) Fortune 32 Years Veteran. Thank you for your service.

One of those things that you never thought you really wanted to know until you see the title in a you tube clip 😅 Thanks for sharing sir!

Glad to see their’s an easier option for female pilots. Can’t imagine they’d have much fun the old school way!

@jamesconlon8429

3 жыл бұрын

they'd probably need a she wee

@Flyingwalrus42

3 жыл бұрын

What happened to equality

@Mark_Tschetter

3 жыл бұрын

Where did equality go?

@Visitwarriorbulliescom

3 жыл бұрын

@@Flyingwalrus42 there's never been such thing called gender equality and never will be

@MaddogJones

3 жыл бұрын

Depends...

Thanks for the insight Sir and thanks for your service, both are much appreciated!

Thank you for your service. You are all heroes. Amazing job

Thanks for the information. Had a uncle, Tommy Brown, who flew the F 105 in Vietnam and I think the F104 at some point. I have so many questions that I could ask but unfortunately he passed at the age of 38 from a stroke. Always thought it was a crying shame after all of the flying and die so young. Enjoyed the video and look forward to seeing more, thanks

I wondered about this as well with all the long missions our pilots had to fly. I was an USAF AGE troop with an F-16 Squadron (now RETIRED). I did get a ride one time snd you pilots are Awesome!!

Reminds me of this old joke: An F-16 pulls up alongside a C-17 and says, "Watch this!" He then proceeds to punch in afterburner, climbs up into an inside loop, then pulls up alongside again. "Whadya think of that?" The C-17 pilot says, "Pretty cool. Watch this." Several uneventful minutes pass, then the C-17 pilot says, "Well, whadya think of that?" "I didn't see you do anything." "Oh, yeah. I got up, walked back and took a shit, then got another cup of coffee."

6 hours into a combat sortie this guy is thinking "I really shouldn't have had those Mexican beans for breakfast" pulling g-forces would be like squeezing a tube of toothpaste full of diarrhea lol

@funkylentil6966

2 жыл бұрын

Stick ta wholefoods :3

I always wondered, but never had the nerve to ask.

@Thros1

3 жыл бұрын

What does that even mean 🤣

@Archer28M

3 жыл бұрын

@@Thros1 Whay are you asking dumb qestion?

@seewhyaneyesee

3 жыл бұрын

Such questions are not supposed to ask with a nerve, rookie.

@Thros1

3 жыл бұрын

@@Archer28M how do can your nerves be so non existent that you can't ask a question over the internet, maybe use your brain!

@sam8742

3 жыл бұрын

Go to quora it's been asked 50 million times lol

In my time as a lowly private pilot, the urge always manifests itself (with great urgency) in the worst possible turbulence. Trying to unzip and get "on target" while the airplane is bouncing all over the place keeps it interesting. Very informative video, sir! My son is in the NM Air Guard now, planning on pursuing a commission after college and UPT. He can fly with me until then....and hold course while the old man saddles up the race horse.

Tactical Maxi Pad? Now I've seen everything!

I like the information you provide. Strait forward without so much drama and special effects.

I've been wondering about this. Thanks for the video and hello future people from the KZread algorithm at 3 am.

Indeed, those cockpits are very small! I'm 6'4" @255lbs. and had the pleasure of getting into the cockpit of a F-16 many years ago. However, I was told right after coming out of high school that I was too tall and big to become a fighter pilot unfortunately. Maaaaaan, that was one of the WORSE DAYS OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!😯😟😖😞😭

@HasardLee

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry to hear that. They've made the F-35 cockpit bigger, to accommodate both larger and smaller pilots

@orlandoengland9184

3 жыл бұрын

@@HasardLee You gotta be kidding me right!😕🤣 Well, if I could only turn back the HANDS of TIME Sir but, GOD BLESS YOU and thank you soo much for the reply! 🙂🙏🏽👌🏾👍🏾💪🏾💛💯

@simonpeart7981

3 жыл бұрын

@@orlandoengland9184 I know how you feel, spent a week as a 16 year at RAF Cranwell for work experience back in 1998, dreamed of being a fighter pilot all my life, and was told I’m too tall to ever be a pilot, one of the worst days of my life. I’m 6’5 and saw my height as a curse for a long time after that.

@orlandoengland9184

3 жыл бұрын

@@simonpeart7981 Indeed Sir, I'm so sorry to hear this and yes, it was quite HEARTBREAKING news but, I guess some things aren't meant to be in life. I STILL love to go to the air shows and fantasize about what could have been though. 😄👌🏾👍🏾💛💯 However, you have a good day my friend and be BLESSED!🙏🏽😇

@munin2249

3 жыл бұрын

@@orlandoengland9184 who told you that you are too tall and big to become a fighter pilot? The recruiter?

One of those out of the world information, incredibly good to know and thanks for sharing!

Thank you for your service- God bless you and keep you safe🕊

The Russian Sukhoi Su-34 (Fullback) has a pressurised side-by-side cockpit for the 2 person crew. This is good for up to 32,800 feet without having to use oxygen masks. A galley and lavatory are located behind the crew seats. There's also rest space for one pilot at a time to lie down if necessary. The crew have room to stand and move about the cabin during long duration missions.

@gavnonadoroge3092

Жыл бұрын

Gareth Cook, and you know this how?

@garethessex

Жыл бұрын

@@gavnonadoroge3092 Read it on Quora.

@itstheterranaut

Жыл бұрын

@@gavnonadoroge3092 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sukhoi_Su-34: 'Compared to other members of the Flanker family, the Su-34 has an entirely new "Duckbill" nose and forward fuselage designed to increase cabin room and maximize crew comfort and safety, giving the Su-34 the nickname "Duckling", "Hellduck" or "Platypus".The two pilots sit side-by-side in NPP Zvezda K-36dm ejection seats: the pilot-commander on the left with the navigator and weapon operator on the right. An advantage of the side by side cockpit is that duplicate instruments are not required for each pilot. Since long missions require comfort, the pressurization system allows operation up to 10,000 metres (32,800 ft) without oxygen masks, which are available for emergencies and combat situations. The crew members have room to stand and move about the cabin during long missions.The space between the seats allows them to lie down, if necessary.A hand-held urinal "toilet" and vacuum flask "kitchen" are provided'

@FlyinBrian777

7 ай бұрын

@@gavnonadoroge3092 Whether it's the internet or books, reading text opens many doors. You are welcome. Have a nice day.

I was a Crew Chief on f-16's for many years so I'm familiar with the cockpit. I know of at least a couple instances where the pilot of an F-16 had to eject while trying to use a "piddle pack". In sometimes a pilot would unbuckle the seat belt, scoot forward and raise the seat in order to get in a position to fill the piddle pack. If the pilot is not careful the seat belt buckle will become wedged between the seat and the control stick. As the seat is raised it jams the stick in a full right roll sending the aircraft out of control without time to recover. The only option left is to eject with your penis hanging out!

@ParkerUAS

Жыл бұрын

I'm a little confused on how this occurs in a F16. The 16 has a side stick control (as does the 35), so what you are describing doesn't really make sense to me. I could see thos in something with a center stick such as the 18.

@AllAmericanGuy01

Жыл бұрын

I knew you were full of shit from the first sentence.

I would tell you how we, as grunts on the ground, went to relieve ourselves in combat, but I think you guys already had that one pretty well figured out. Appreciate the air support.

Thanks for this video, I always wondered about that!

Great video !! I was fortunate to be a part of the Research and Development team at General Dynamics on the F-16 Block 40 and Block 50 generation of aircraft. It was cutting edge at the time but its probably pre-historic now. At the time we had begun prototyping the Helmet Mounted display for the targeting system and the Targeting Data Link system. My specific job was the Laser Targeting Pod system. I spent many hours having fun in the dome simulators, 3 sims were tied together in a virtual space so we could practice A2A / 1V1 combat. What fun, I enjoyed those days. Unfortunately, the Gramm Rudman budget reduction Act sent me out the door.

Excellent video. Thanks for taking the time to film and edit it and of course for positing it for our benefit. Keep up the good work! -Migs

Thanks for sharing...you dont think of this but... i am glad someone is!! Thanks for your service!

I'm a Gamer and a pilot and have never stopped wearing huggies since my first pair was put on me. My commanding officer does my changes

@user-si5vp6ud1w

3 жыл бұрын

What a straight based chad

My respects to all brave men out there and to be honest this is the first time in my life that I see how U guys do it while flying!

It does answer an obvious question. Thank you for the informative video. And most of all, thank you for your service. God Bless.

How hard the job will be if you have to be in small locked room for 8 hours. I thank god for giving such a nice and easy place to work. !! Every soldier is great. We respect and proud of you. Thank you for your service..!! We are safe because of you..!!

Meanwhile us Navy guys are on tac like “hey man, I gotta take a piss” xD The one with the sponge is the WORST. It never soaked up enough, it didn’t gel…the powder was infinitely better. One of my buddies claimed he successfully pulled a Houdini, drysuit included, in the Rhino…and took a dump in his helmet bag…impossible, if you ask me!

I am drinking a beer and wondering, WTF?. Can't believe they don't have a system to throw supersonic turds at the enemy.

@wanafly12

3 жыл бұрын

that would be a pretty shitty fight wouldn't it?

@westonntx932

3 жыл бұрын

Badum crash

@ZaHandle

3 жыл бұрын

If that how they do it in space then why not on air

@tomdavis3488

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO 🤣🤣

@skoll_5682

3 жыл бұрын

I’m drinkin beer wondering if I’ll make it to the end of this video.

I salute your guy's who are so determine to fly these tremendous good jets. Keep it up !!! from an jet lover from Cape Town, South Africa.

@Gustavline

3 жыл бұрын

Dcs ?

A Fantastic veiw thanks for the informative vlog! Appreciate your content! Luv&Peace Cheers!

This explains jetfighters crashing, Imagine u spill and u start panicking lol. Guys know what I talk about.

Just wear a darn diaper, my kid still functions normally with that thing hanging to the ground.

@souloftheage

3 жыл бұрын

Only NASA sends astronauts up in adult diapers. As a nurse I can tell you those things can hold gallons and still feel dry. But nobody wears one as its not macho enough.

@ZaHandle

3 жыл бұрын

Who would win An over engineered bag that takes away the pilot’s attention increasing the risks of death OR One diaper boi

@chucktowne

3 жыл бұрын

@@souloftheage Diapers are a common product bought by the Marines.

@qbanz00

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but who wants to go thousands of mph with shit smeared up their ass ? Lol

@perseusarkouda

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine the enemy shooting down a plane and discovering the pilot is wearing a diaper...

I like how obviously difficult it was for you to explain this in civilian!

A soft-spoken, lethal man. One of many in uniform. I use to teach SCUBA and when asked, I'd tell my students, "There are two kinds of scuba divers: those who pee in their wetsuits and those who lie about it."

I remember having "8hr sorties" without the possibility to relieve myself back in school, every day... :D

@Lmnop873

3 жыл бұрын

I mean then again they are in a jet that can go super fast and they probably get an oh shit moment every so often which makes em shit themselves so

Fortunate to live/work near an area where we see fighter jets come and go from time to time on a weekly basis. Thought they were cool as a kid. Now as an young adult, I still think they are a cool feat of engineering.

Ive always wondered this

We need these available in the commercial markets. It'd be great for long drives, and for senior care.

@chargerfan2

2 жыл бұрын

Look up a company called Brief Relief. We use them working for the power company when we are in the field.

I never thought about this until now omg.

Just wanted to say thank you up there for keeping us safe. I have a great great appreciation for you guys and what you go through for us thank you.

I’ve wondered about this for the longest time hahah

Imagine taking a piss and suddenly the missile alert comes on and you have to evade with the bag open and your member out 😂😂

VERY interesting video. I am at 15 and I love to learned about aircrafts and always I haved wondered how you do that uped there. Thank you.

thanks for answering something I've long wondered about.

Awesome love ur clips brother

Hello, Mr.Pilot, please make video on what pilots normally do to stay in a good shape? And how important is having a great eye sight for fighter jet pilots? I haven't seen a young fighter jet pilot yet who wears eye sight glasses during flight :)

Thank you for tort service, Sir!

Amazing video as always. I didn’t know that you were deployed to my own country of Afghanistan 🇦🇫 thanks for your service ✊

@litamtondy

3 жыл бұрын

Honest question, so you feel good about US intervention in your country?

@siphiy8428

3 жыл бұрын

@@litamtondy I have it had its pros and cons. I don’t really watch the news but I hear people saying that the U.S. was involved with providing the talibans with weapons and things like that. But the pro side was the the U.S. also helped clear most talibans in Afghanistan but after the left Afghanistan, the talibans rose back to power especially this year.

Americans don't know how much we Kenyans love them...America🇺🇲 Kenya 🇰🇪 loves you💯

@donjayh

3 жыл бұрын

Kevin Wakli Fitness. We love you, too!

@Infinite_Vacation

3 жыл бұрын

Love to you and Kenya

@DavidThomas-me6pi

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you. Please emigrate to the USA. We need people like you.

@josie4065

3 жыл бұрын

We love you too!

@ZaHandle

3 жыл бұрын

dude you’re swollen

This is amazing man. OMG the view and all.

I’m subscribing because you defined instruments and terms so that us non flying people can understand

Did I miss the part where he says how they poop while flying?

@robertg.durant8489

3 жыл бұрын

They recycle it and then push it out the final time when they get back

@reinhart482

3 жыл бұрын

There’s a video of pilot going #2 in his suit and he canceled the mission and returned to base.

@zlayo_cro

3 жыл бұрын

They open the canopy and spread the buttcheeks out

@erwinrommel125

3 жыл бұрын

If you are a normal human being you only have to poop once every 24 or more hours so just poop before a flight because you know when you go flying so you have enough time It’s not ww2 where you can be shitting on the toilet and the the bell rings because some nazis thought it would be funny to bomb some civilians

@vxsyy4590

3 жыл бұрын

I think I missed it to but I really wished that the seat was a toilet and it reticle the poop and launch at there enemy targets to blind them with turd on there windshield

Wow, I didn't think u could "go" at all

@MrGriff305

3 жыл бұрын

how do fighter pilots use the bathroom? To quote Iron Man... "Like that"

I never thought about that ever!!!

Thank You for Your Service Sir

Oh that’s crazy. I knew about the packs....not the rest, especially for the females. Brilliant video

"Racehorse". Got to remember to start using that term.

Good job of explaining this.

Excellent video. Thank you.

Su-34 pilots: "Тhey dont have toilets onboard?"

@jelson95

3 жыл бұрын

hahaha No toilet blijat captialsit jet

@phantom4E2

3 жыл бұрын

the su34 in reality doesn't have the bathroom, the TU95 does

@edwardnovick9904

3 жыл бұрын

SU-34 doesn't really have a bathroom. It has a pisstube which is better than nothing

@JoeL-ji7uw

3 жыл бұрын

They have a tea kettle too.

@davidwolf226

3 жыл бұрын

LOL!

Thank you for addressing how our female pilots 👩‍✈️ get some relief.

@ronaldtartaglia4459

3 жыл бұрын

Must be awful to be woke all the time

Thank you for my FREEDOM Sir 🙏❤

WOW, thank you

3:09 if you're well-trained, you can do it during a barrel roll

A good trick: when you drink water instead of coffee or soda you will pee about 3 times less frequently. No kidding!

@isaac-vb1ng

3 жыл бұрын

@Susan Ananda caffeine makes you need to use the bathroom, so decaf would be the same as water

@streetsofcash_com9218

3 жыл бұрын

@Susan Ananda It is a great question. Most probably it will not make you pee often since it has no caffeine which is a diuretic.

@yoda1934

3 жыл бұрын

Bs

@yoda1934

3 жыл бұрын

Water make me leak

@streetsofcash_com9218

3 жыл бұрын

@@yoda1934 And your negative comment is based on exactly what? Explain. This is what I noticed and there is a reason for this. Coffee is a diuretic that is why it makes you go to the bathroom very often. Clean water does not have this stimulant. Next time think twice before starting to shoot your mouth, you fool!

Thanks Hasard Lee

Wasn’t expecting much more than this

Pilot:- taking a piss at like 15,000 ft and you hear a missile coming at you Electronic:- oh shit I'm outta here😂

@rudavalek

3 жыл бұрын

And you think your comment is hilarious?

are you allowed to bring something dry like granola bar up into flight when your on your missions

great info was always curious about that as well as nascar drivers

Last video of yours that I saw described a transatlantic ferry flight and yes, this question arose. Well, I am answered, thanks.

you know that feeling when you go hiking, and finally you got time to find a good spot and release all the pee. fuck that feels good

Continuation of the previous question, wouldn't it be hard to hold it in as you would be pulling a lot of G's, or is it unrelated to G-force?

@WinkelmanSM-3

3 жыл бұрын

Youre only pulling a lot of g force when maneuvering and when youre peeing youre Just maintaining altitude hence you can hold it easily

@nikhilsharma1326

3 жыл бұрын

@@WinkelmanSM-3 But you can only pee on your own time when refueling. Moreover, what about number 2?

@WinkelmanSM-3

3 жыл бұрын

@@nikhilsharma1326 you pee after refueling and number 2 isnt possible

@hamzadesidragonsarwar

3 жыл бұрын

@@nikhilsharma1326 bro just pissing is hard I don’t think shitting is possible lol

The vacuum system for going to the bathroom NASA, ROSCOMOS etc. have been using this method since the sixty’s so I am glad to see it being implemented here on earth.

That's definitely a welcome convenience for pilots that are stuck in the air on ops, now the question is, how can I get ahold of those fighter craft? In-air refueling and those piddle packs would definitely make a long commute from Houston to New York or from Joint Base Lewis-McCord to LAX or to Anchorage well worth the trouble.