I have a video idea for you guys. You two should throw random objects into a washing machine and play guitars to the beat it makes, and call it 'Deter-Djent' :p

@TristanPSterling

8 жыл бұрын

dude, yeeeesss

@ramze9261

8 жыл бұрын

omfg hah

@Saskahh

8 жыл бұрын

lol that's good

@graxthewanderer6043

8 жыл бұрын

Yup, that's a good idea. Guys, check his comment out!

@Slayer-zv9ho

8 жыл бұрын

Then they throw in an electronic item & blow out the energy fuse.

Was it Austin's ukulele playing that scared away Jared's hairline?

@SmokeShackATP

8 жыл бұрын

Oohhhhh

@sorentrexler3688

8 жыл бұрын

DAMN

@user-bu3mb7gk3e

8 жыл бұрын

Daaaamn. We got a two-fer!

@lrballistics

6 жыл бұрын

OH SHIT

@edaj600

6 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD!

Hot Topic's Disease is probably the best thing I've ever heard haha

@DougJK

6 жыл бұрын

Kat Bishop It’s a very deadly disease.

@garnettekken

4 жыл бұрын

very contagious

Austin ate Jared's hairline

@wangenterprises954

8 жыл бұрын

Roasted

@NovuscourvousTornflesh

7 жыл бұрын

haha

@vin_fm2354

6 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOOOOOOO

@xtexaschainsawx

5 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

Old McDonald had a motherfucking farm, really guys? XD

@NobleVI_343

7 жыл бұрын

Converse6446 wrong video

@robindreier9796

5 жыл бұрын

@@NobleVI_343 Did you even watch it? its in there.

@omegabutcher2036

5 жыл бұрын

I thought I was hearing shit that wasn't there, glad you pointed that out..

You guys obviously need way more subscribers. I've watched 2 videos of this show and I laughed more than Iaughed last year.

@skatingfortheweek

8 жыл бұрын

engrish gud 👍

@Cicada-rc8dn

8 жыл бұрын

+skatingfortheweek Idgaf bit h

@skatingfortheweek

8 жыл бұрын

+Ricardo Boot then why did you reply lmao "bit h"

@BreakdownBoy2969

8 жыл бұрын

+skatingfortheweek 😂😂😂

@Floppy815

8 жыл бұрын

You have a shitty sense of humor then

Austin is so fucking hilarious. i like jared and all, but i find humor in his other videos, austin is really quick to come up with witty stuff and it soo goddamn funny

Dickey, with those pimps on your forehead it looks like you're growing Hellboy's horns xd

@DrungVikingplayslol

8 жыл бұрын

+Dragonixana ROASTED

@follower505

8 жыл бұрын

+Dragonixana MY NIGGA YOU JUST GOT ROASTED YOW

@guitarnerd_luke

8 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHA!! That was the first think i thought when I started the video.

@DragonixaHome

8 жыл бұрын

+Lukas K Me too, that's why I posted this comment XD

@Rosstephersharmanschannel

8 жыл бұрын

+hulk hogan sister

your mother is so kind and financially well that she is looked up to by many people

@tombert_6663

6 жыл бұрын

Cpl. Pierce ooooohhhh

@jxstjoeii

4 жыл бұрын

B O O M. roasted. 😂

Austin's lack of a neck is the result of combining a ninja turtle and Edd from Ed Edd and Eddy.

@boredtodeath1133

8 жыл бұрын

Makes him look like Corpsegrinder

I love the fact that they roast themselves better than the actual people doing the roasting.

@ezraduplechien5972

6 жыл бұрын

Muppio so your saying that Jared and Austin aren’t actual people?

@sadson420

5 жыл бұрын

@@ezraduplechien5972 they are robots War robots

This Old McDonald loop is killing me...

Golem not Gollum. They called you a souless boulder beast (or a pokemon)

@kickblake

8 жыл бұрын

+biohazard724 soulless boulder beast sounds pretty damn metal.

@biohazard724

8 жыл бұрын

I should make a correction Golems are rock monsters that were given souls. But yeah holy books have some pretty metal things in them

@lilithaeontheundying308

6 жыл бұрын

biohazard724 it’s Gollum actually

0:13 Technical Death Uke.

Jared's hairline is like His and Austin's friendship. They both go way back....

@jxstjoeii

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

I just got in trouble for laughing while watching this in French class

@montychristo86

8 жыл бұрын

Well you got quite an education in French watching this

@annierule4798

8 жыл бұрын

Dude. Same except I'm in theatre

@007phred

8 жыл бұрын

Start laughing in french. That's what I did.

@lukaszboczar2441

6 жыл бұрын

Brett Dunkin baguette

No joke...i was the guy blasting metal in a smart car...I was 300 lbs, at 6ft tall...it was truly a sight to be seen.

hahahaha stage 4 hot topics disease

I died at stage four hot topic disease

the background music

@NobleVI_343

7 жыл бұрын

Gabe Ramirez lu, lu, skip to malu?

Jared's laugh is so infectious 😂 literally belly laughing at the gym right now.

man, I love Dickey!

@nikhillobo7411

8 жыл бұрын

thats because you cant see it :)

@Legolord567

8 жыл бұрын

Lol it's a poem I love dickey I love ass I love dickey up my ass

@donniebritt7830

6 жыл бұрын

yes u do😁😁😁

09:48 Better roast would have been: "You have a face only a mother can love, if your mother was Helen Keller."

12:21 Jared is so in love with him

Is anybody even gonna question the "Old McDonald" song playing at 10:35 ?

@SOADfreakable

8 жыл бұрын

+Courtney Andrews Halt die Fresse du Gesichtssoufflé!

@courtneyandrews8214

8 жыл бұрын

SOADfreakable Unhöflich! >:(

@SOADfreakable

8 жыл бұрын

Courtney Andrews JA SEHR UNHÖFLICH! Eines Tages rollen hier Köpfe.. Oh aber.. das "Halt die Fresse" war eher so dahergesagtm also.. nicht du persönlich, sondern die Allgemeinheit xD Willkommen im Klub

@zanevanaalst494

8 жыл бұрын

HOGWASH!!

@whorrific9711

7 жыл бұрын

Courtney Andrews Just noticed xD

"My family was wealthy, you lesser swine, you peasant."

We know Jared Dines..... but does he also Breakfast?

@missjinxx785

8 жыл бұрын

XD omg

@KevinLuper99

8 жыл бұрын

+Your one and only emo you have stage 4 hot topic disease-

@missjinxx785

8 жыл бұрын

+Kevin Luper fuck off no I don't XD

@KevinLuper99

8 жыл бұрын

XD

@missjinxx785

8 жыл бұрын

+Kevin Luper I have like 3 shirts and a hoodie from there

More like Jared Go Outside...that one was sick! HAHAAHHAHAAHAHH!!!!! Nice ukelele BTW Austin. ;)

@AlexOwensmusic

8 жыл бұрын

+Dilshaan Ravendran I lost my shit with that one hahahah

" Jared Dines.. more like.. Jared why don't you go outside. " I laughed way to hard at this one :D

here's a drinking game, take a swig every time Dicky pulls his shirt

I feel bad for some of those people, cause you know they think they're the shit when in reality they're as clever as rocks in a goats stomach. love the video guys, can't wait for the next one.

@Blackand

6 жыл бұрын

lawson lee Clever as rocks in a goats stomach... How the hell does that even make any sense xd

@alexandriaward5015

4 жыл бұрын

@@Blackand They eat rocks to crush food.

I love how Jared is always dying of laughter from Austin's randomness

Austin definitely has a good sense of humor! Good one :)

This is the video that got me into this channel. Austin asking “Am I penis?” is all I needed to subscribe.

Jared is emo Toby Mcguire

@Nerds_Corner

5 ай бұрын

Nintendo asked for it's harvest moon character back 😂 hopefully not going to far. All I could think of. Actually kinda slick look

I've never heard "gnarly déjà vu" in a sentence before. And that alone is worth a sub.

These both are THE WORST accidents that I've ever seen, they belong in NASCAR.

@expectedlime_8076

7 жыл бұрын

Ultimate Random Guy oh shoot you just burned down my house

@mikaelhelmdorf7737

7 жыл бұрын

I DID? Oh, sorry...

Everybody has got that one friend like Austin. It doesn't matter what he sais, everybody dies of laughing

Austin looks like fishlegs from how to train your dragon lol

love the phone case austin and you guys rock

The bully from Paranorman😂😂😂

jared's laugh is really funny and addictive. when he laughs i laugh. almost all the time. also hilarious how u can hear jared laugh in the background after he leaves from the camera. also i just noticed austin's phone case- SHARINGAAN. fuck yeah

i just want someone to look at me the way jared looks at austin 0:09

This was the first video that I ever saw Dickey, and I've been hooked on the metal idol since!

these are hilarious ! thanks for the laughs as always bro, much love

I feel attacked 😂 literally cannot be in a bad mood watching these two dunkey doobers 😂 party on, my guys. 🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼

I hope they make a series teaching Dickey to play guitar

@SwitchK1nG

8 жыл бұрын

+RaiZe Official that'd be so awesome dude

@jodiewilliams528

8 жыл бұрын

Yes! That would be amazing!

@annaurbanic1256

8 жыл бұрын

It would be like those people who post regular updates on their newborn kittens

@annaurbanic1256

8 жыл бұрын

Like with titles like "Munchkin takes his first steps!"

@jodiewilliams528

8 жыл бұрын

+Anna Urbanic oh my God 😂 😂

Hahaha that was really good guys. Them heckles just bounced right off you!

That ukulele shred was sick dude. 7/10

Austin, your screams could summon just about every undesirable religious thing across every faith. Jared, your aversion to soloing around the correct pentatonic makes even Scott, Mitch, Avi, Kevin and Kirstie want to bang their heads against a wall.

@Thevikingninja117

8 жыл бұрын

You're an idiot.

@digitaldeathsquid3448

8 жыл бұрын

Tyler Robinson I was taking part in the roast. I fucking love Jared and Austin

The middle of Austin's shirt looks like Jack Skeleton...now you can't unsee it

Its weird that people think that "roasting" someone is where a person unpacks his dislike and biased opinions against someone else in a very serious manner. Almost as if they have not spent a day on the internet before, or school.

Jared needs his own Restaurant testing show, it'll be called Jared Dines.... ...geddit?

@radiofriendlyunitshifter5980

5 жыл бұрын

Haha...ahaha.....ahahaha.....HA

Jared I think you're talented at what you do and Austin is an amazing growler

That one roast is from Whose Line Is It Anyway? "He had the kind of face only a mother could love, if that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, you know what I'm talking about?"

Happy Birthday Austin!

Your fan roasts are the best! :D MMOOAARR!!

You two are the second best thing to ever happen to me ❤

THIS IS THE BEST INTRO I'VE EVER SEEN:DDDDDDD

Jared looks like the Whole Brands version of Jack Black

I'm stoned as hell watching this, I'm fucking dying, my face hurts. honestly the funniest parts were when Jared couldn't stop laughing and dudes just casually playing the ukulele. this shits fantastic

You guys should do these regularly, they are so funny.

if there was a special Olympics for KZread, you two would be the headliner.

So cute when you start swinging!

its nice to see how good of friends yall are 👌🏻 i couldnt stop laughing

The music playing in the background.... i am crying

Austin's face is reminiscent of a minion and Jared's "singing" (not his screaming) reminds me of a mix between a dying cow and a tone-deaf cat.

Best roast ever: you are the human equivalent of a combination of New Jersey and Phoenix with a pelicans beak for a nose and your ears look like frisbees roasted

Jared Dines in the SNOW and Austin is what you get when you mix Jonah Hill, Emo Metal and Hot Topic XD Love you guys lol WTF is with Old McDonald's playing in the background lol

3:00 HAS MY DYING LMAO "ayy have a nice day"

I WANT JARED'S SHIRT

I loved everything about this

Jared's laugh is my favorite thing

8:55 Veggie Tales

You two are, like, the cutest couple ever :D No but seriously, you guys are great!

ALMOST 200K !!!

i love you guys

around 10:48 if you listen closely with earbudsifs playing old mcdonald had a farm

@michelletownson3690

8 жыл бұрын

with earbuds its

@summerfirehammer3998

8 жыл бұрын

I heard that too and I was so confused then I realized who I was watching

@victo-rhi

7 жыл бұрын

Michelle Townson that's not just it, if you listen through the whole thing, they are playing nothing but children's song like WTF

@swifferwetjet1_288

6 жыл бұрын

And at the beginning

You guys don't have enough subs 😂😂 all you guys do is make me laugh

0:13 nice tapping man 😂

Where's the royalty free ukelele??

This might be the funniest out all of em

Loving the royalty free music guys! Hahaha

Austin's voices give me life

I was having a bad day till i watched this and laughed

That fucking music in the background 😂 I’m dead!!!

Austin's rich person impression is great

meanwhile "Old McDonald Had a Farm" is playing as background music and nobody thinks twice of it...

@METALHEAD-fh8qc

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same damn thing!

I Love The Austin Smart Car Joke.

"Jareds head looks like frats on a djent guitar" Am I the only one who thinks Dicky just made the best roast of Jared, while trying to read roasts. Dude didn't even try xD

Jareds shirt is amazing

OK, that was pretty funny! Kind of like your comment songs. I like them too. I'm glad you don't take some of these Internet trolls seriously, there's a lot of losers out there.

I own an African sulcata Tortoise. He'll live till about 100 and can get up to 150lbs. Beautiful creature. Austin looks just like him

Austins cooking show should be called: Jared dines with chef Dickey ! Get it? Cause his last name is Dines *Shows himself out*

That ukulele intro aged well

The music fits too

I swear Austin can’t say a word without Jared wheezing

you guys make me laugh so much😂

I love Dickey's bully voice

What does austin and minions have in common? Children scream relentlessly whenever they see either one.