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Dave: Sean Connery is what, American? Scotland: So, you have chosen death.

@King-Omega-

2 жыл бұрын

Right? Holy shit haha that caught me off guard

@richardweilandt3315

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 I'm sure William Wallace is getting his sword ready to administer Scottish justice 🤣

@whatitdodave

2 жыл бұрын

Am I forgiven? I should not have assumed 😅🤣

@richardweilandt3315

2 жыл бұрын

@@whatitdodave 🤣🤣🤣👍

@oldmangeek3007

2 жыл бұрын

That's funny

"I don't need a Q to break your balls" is actually a triple. Q, the guy who makes Bond's gadgets, a cue ball, and an acting cue

@sonyabeam292

2 жыл бұрын

@Spyegle try try quadruple the fourth is the pool cue(pool stick)

@Subreon

2 жыл бұрын

@@sonyabeam292 he said that

@sonyabeam292

2 жыл бұрын

@@Subreon when last I heard an"acting cue"was a hand signal or verbal one to act in a play or on stage for a movie?

@Subreon

2 жыл бұрын

@@sonyabeam292 omfg. THE CUE BALL. it's the white ball in pool that you HIT with the pool stick. and bond doesn't need a Q to break his balls, because when you start a pool game with the balls in the triangle formation, the first hit is called breaking the balls. the Q ball breaks the balls.and you said pool cue so i said he said that and you thought i was talking about the acting queue lmfao.

Craig's Bond gets pretty aggressive in the films, in my opinion, so this wasn't out of character for him. Especially by the third of his films, he starts getting a real "I'm done with this BLEEP" vibe.

@Genesis50000

2 жыл бұрын

At that point in the movies Daniel was filming he was legit done with the 007 movies.

@Firespawnable

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I heard he got tired of doing James Bond movies just like the other James Bond actors lol 🤣

@cristalmewtwo4160

Жыл бұрын

yeah he even tried to get bond killed in casino royal but his bond was definetly the most human

@BigJT246

Жыл бұрын

​@@Genesis50000 one reason I heard was because he did most his stunts and that took a tole on him. But idk of thats true

Sure, technically the Bonds probably won the actual battle, but Austin Powers won the war through hearts and minds. "People want a hero with a little personality" is so true

That Sean Connery reveal is the best plot twist in all of ERB.

@couplakooks

2 жыл бұрын

It's a great one, but I'm going with Walt Disney.

@What-lt3lj

2 жыл бұрын

@@couplakooks oooooh good point

@zocken1497

2 жыл бұрын

Im gonna go with Lenin

@couplakooks

2 жыл бұрын

@@zocken1497 He was there to spit a thesis against both of their asses.

@stevebuffinton1094

2 жыл бұрын

I'm partial to Michael Bay but I wouldn't say you're wrong.

I love the "Extraordinary Gentleman" self-diss Sean's bond did. They didn't capitalize it, so its an easy miss, but "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" was Sean's last film and performed so badly that he quit acting. He was Scottish, btw. A lot of Dr. Who fans had the same reaction when David Tennant and Peter Capaldi played the roles as Dr. Who is a British "superhero" being portayed by Scotsmen. Lol

@sdcrocks

2 жыл бұрын

David Tennant is one of the most entertaining dr who's ever, Bri'ish gonna Bri'ish I guess

@Mama_Badazh

2 жыл бұрын

Connery didn't retire officially until 2006. He was considering reprising his role as Dr. Jones in 'Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull', but after talking with Spielberg about it, opted to stay in retirement. He decided that retirement was too much fun. He did, however, do a voice over role for a CGI animated movie eight years ago.

@GarthPuckerin

2 жыл бұрын

He took the role because he regretted not accepting the role of Gandalf in the LOTR films, so when approached for the Quatermain role he took it as it was expected to become a franchise. And yes, the poor performance lead to his retirement.

Austin Powers won, Both Bonds were about to destroy each other while he stood by and watched them take each other down.

"I'm ready to die any day that you want!" is a reference to the bond film "Die Another Day" :3

More of a silly one, but probably in my top 3, such a good Austin Powers vibe

The "B on D" bar won it for me. That was straight fire. RiP Sean Connery.

This battle was so much fun, I agree that Connery had the battle with the fact that without him neither one of the others would exist. He was the original, I think that ERB captured Craig's Bond because he would fight to kill. He has definitely made Bond more aggressive and violent.

Dude, Austin Powers reaction when the two Bonds are fighting is my favorite part. Get that man some popcorn lmao

@espana86

Жыл бұрын

It's because he had beaten both Bonds while only having one verse so now he was just enjoying both Bonds fighting as he was denied the entrance by both Bonds because they feared he would humiliate them further.

Gold bond is anti itch powder. Most commonly placed in male underpants.

@tristandimitrijev3195

3 ай бұрын

I tought he ment that new bond is pisssss to him.XD

Best reactor bro. Not to many pause and compelling analysis. I watch lots of others , your the goat

'... to break your balls' is also a reference to the torture scene in 'Casino Royale' (in which Le Chiffre uses a knotted rope hitting Bond's nuts).

Giggles Sean Connery is Scottish...gave me a giggle! Love from Canada

Absolutely love seeing which reacters had N64s because every single one who did adores the 007Goldeneye reference

@CosmicPlatonix

2 жыл бұрын

Okay, but how many reactors have you seen who know enough about Bond to realize "golden gun" isn't a Goldeneye reference at all? Long before Goldeneye, there was another Bond film titled "The Man With the Golden Gun".

@whatitdodave

2 жыл бұрын

When did that come out? I probably wasn’t alive to be able to make/connect that reference cause I haven’t seen it.

@CosmicPlatonix

2 жыл бұрын

@@whatitdodave 1974, according to Google. I wasn't alive either, but my dad owned all of the Bond films on VHS.

@whatitdodave

2 жыл бұрын

@@CosmicPlatonix lucky! My dad showed me some old films growing up, but they mostly was stuff like Blazing Saddles 😂

Finally, I’ve been waiting for you to react to this one

Well now im hooked on your ERB reactions. Tolkien vs Martin next pretty please?

0:48 lol Dave said "nope...google, it's time"

😂😂I love this guy. Sean Connery American. How, why …..What😂😂 He provides just as many laughs as ERB. Keep it up,👍

My all time fave ERB. Austin's beat is soooooo funky and everyone has fantastic lines.

I went bonkers when they brought Sean Connery's 007 in. Battle was over when they brought the OG in lmao

The way Bond slides from suave and cultured into an angry, bitter rant is actually very reflective of the Daniel Craig era of Bond films (and the reason a lot of old fans don't care for the newer movies). They've turned Craig's incarnation of the character into bitter, cynical man past his prime and disillusioned with his former cause.

Definitely one of my favorites. Obviously not really an even battle, but it's just so entertaining.

So fantastic

I love your reactions! Hope yall have a wonderful day

“I’m ready to die any day that you want!” That was a nod off to the Brosnan film Die Another Day.

Seans accent ahh yes bruce you and dave rock it

There's over 80 of these battles and they're still going strong

Austins jabs held more against the 1st bond, while a good number of bonds just kinda slipped off. like that silly gimmick line that was just after listing all his movies gimmicks. saying all he needs is one round(he had like 3), yet Austin only had one round plus like 2 lines against the old bond that undermined a lot of his posturing to me. so between the 2 bonds angrily fighting each other and him just vibing and watching the chaos, id say Austin won personally.

"He is American.' What. He...what. How? Uhh... Brain.exe has stopped working.

Peter did Austin Powers so well and he was able to diss new Bond with facts. While the new Bond came out of the gate swinging, I have to agree, he was too aggressive and didn't have the calm demeanor of the Daniel Craig character. It would've been much more powerful if he had calmly said his lines; he would've won. Aside from the insertion of the Sean Connery Bond, I think Austin Powers took this one. Considering the old Bond came in and stole the show, slapping both of them down, then you would have to give it to the old Bond; much like you had to give it to Wendy against McDonald's and Burger King. If old Bond had never entered into the battle, Austin won in my view.

@ijionclifton9148

2 жыл бұрын

🤨 craig was actually accurate tho

"Groovy baby" sounds hot when you say it, lol!

sean connerys bond was a little rapey with in 1 bond from 60s when he made that nurse bone him or lose her job when the sauna i think broke and she said please dont tell my boss i will lose my job and he said i think we can figure something out

The Craig bond is depicting a younger more brash bond. Before he became the smooth agent bond is know to be.

I'm crying laughing and trying to type BDSM. And I can't believe it actually made its way into this reaction!🤣

This episode of ERB is the battle of the spies

This ones so fun lol

BDSM, Dave. Bondage, Domination, Sado-Masochism. Loooooooong story on how I know that! 🤣🤣🤣

@lancefraizer5137

2 жыл бұрын

Do tell.... 😂

The "One round; Golden Gun" is a reference to The Man with the Golden Gun, starring the late, great Roger Moore as Bond, and the incomparable Christopher Lee as Francisco Scaramanga, a top ranked assassin who weld the Golden Gun.

Great

Sean Connery was Scottish, that's what that bar was about. 😊

Ernest Blofeld is the leader of SPECTRE, which is like a superstore for Organized Crime and a longtime Bond Nemesis.

its been sooo long since Nintendo 64, cant say I played 007 much but I did play madden blitz 2000, Mario and skate(can't remember which one)

"Sean Connery is American?" Poor guy must be turning in his grave right now.

Austin powers is pretty groovy 🙃 really well done 😊 everyone has their favorite 😁 mine would be Sean Connery 😎

Gold bond is medicated talcum powder 🤣

@saber1epee0

2 жыл бұрын

And if you don't know it, living down south it is a MIRACLE for dealing with swamp ass if you have to work outside on a sweaty hot day.

@richardweilandt3315

2 жыл бұрын

@@saber1epee0 🤣🤣🤣very true

There up to about 25 - 27 James Bond movies now

Actually the first bond is meant to be Daniel Craig’s James Bond, from casino royale, quantum of solice, skyfall, spectre, and no time to die. Craig’s bond was always a little bit more aggressive and even spiteful at times. It’s why Daniel Craig stood out because all the other bonds were just suave, cool, and calm

the Q to break your balls is great and i'd say it's more than a double, there's the obviouse line of a cueball and Q from james bond but also: - an acting cue to essentially say "start" so he doesn't need to be told to start kicking his ass like how he came in the battle - in casino royale with daniel craig bond (the first bond in the battle) is tortured with a method that... aims at his balls, basically breaking his balls.

1:04 means "the numbers".

S&M is indeed the term you were thinking of.

6:09 BDSM, bondage and discipline, dominance and submission, sadism and masochism. Yeah, I know what you mean. I'M not into that, but some people are.

Gold bond is medicated talc powder.

8:45 that look on Austin's face was priceless

Connery won it closely followed by Craig and a distant 3rd was Powers but this remains one of my favorite 10 they ever did

man oh man, you need to react to Ragnar VS King Arthur

Not trying to rude, just curious, but is that Vitiligo, or a mask tan-line? Because the first time I watched one of your vids I was baked and thought you were wearing a fake nose.

@whatitdodave

2 жыл бұрын

Nope it’s just my nose.

@joshuamcdowell1460

2 жыл бұрын

Interesting. Mine is mostly pink. I got a real bad sunburn in 4th grade and my nose never really healed right.

Good

You did miss the bar by Sean Connery's Bond when he said "Why pussy aren't you a cunning linguist". 1) Pussy Galore is a character from the Bond films 2) Cunnilingus is the medical or scientific term for oral sex peformed on a female's genitalia.

What it do Dave?

It's the daniel craig james bond. Not the Sean Connery or James Caan from series(who are the OG guys)

@brothersgt.grauwolff6716

2 жыл бұрын

Daniel Craig is from South Africa so no big difference there

Sean Connery was born in Edinburgh, Scotland

He slapped both of them. Literally.

Scotland is going to make sure you never forget where Sean Connery came from again🤣

U missed the end credits easter egg

3:36

thought thats was S&M

Sean Connery is Scottish! Plus the English have been using the Scottish as front line soldiers in the army for hundreds of years, as the Scots are good fighters and get the job done!

Sean Connery once said on Oprah, that it was okay to hit a woman long as it was with an open hand instead of a closed fist. So that's why the slap on Austin Powers is so funny. Also I believe Die Another Day was the same plot Thunderbolt was. Not 100% sure.

So the "smooth" James Bond era died when Daniel Craig took over as the new Bond. The new Bond is far more physically aggressive, reckless and destructive compared to the Bonds of the past. This doesn't mean this doesn't have any moments of being smooth but its not close to past Bonds. Personally I think it was a awesome decision to bring Bond into a new era.

Actualy they made casino royal twice .as well.

So much for it being the “Information Age”, people still are clueless about basic stuff.

@whatitdodave

2 жыл бұрын

How does one randomly decide to research random stuff. Do we just wake up and say “o spy action films and all of its history is pretty much basic knowledge nowadays, lemme get on that” 🤣.

@Esl1999

2 жыл бұрын

@@whatitdodave it’s not random, it’s pretty famous stuff. It takes seconds to look up anything. Try it in the 70’s, see how much effort it takes to find out info about anything popular, let alone obscure stuff. I can see the difference between the generations. Sorry but it’s true.

There should be a free for all of this. James Bond Austin Powers John Wick Ethan Hawk Agent 47

Austin Powers popping up grinning at the end when his enemies turn on each other? That's how he wins.

When the spy starts spitting

“Ladies wanna B on D” is also a triple because D= Daniel. ~_~

There was a Bond previous to Sean Connery. I don't recall his name, 😐 I agree that Bond won.

Gold Bond is a powder - for keeping things dry and sanitary

Sean Connery (RIP) was scottish.

Sean Connery is scottish I think

Gold bond is a talcom based powder thats good for swamp ass - florida out

8:44 Sean Connery's actually Scottish, not American.

Sean Connery is as American as a plate of fresh Haggis… lol he’s Scottish hehe

uncle dave hes scottish

BDSM - Bondadge Domination Sado(M)asochism

@whatitdodave

2 жыл бұрын

Lol I was close.

Bond I'd actually scottish in the books

You are thinking of BDSM yes people pay for that shit 😂🥴 and Sean Connery was the first bond 1962 movie title is Dr. No followed up by From Russia with love I remember watching these movies in the mid 80s with my grandfather great memories also great movies also you had Q who made the gadgets and if I'm not mistaken it was switched up at some point to M who made the gadgets I think

"Why pussy, aren't you the cunning linguist?" 😂😂😂 5:57 BDSM is the term you're looking for btw 🖤

Still have my N64 and goldeneye is still the shit.

Shawn connery is irish

Connery is Scottish

Connery I scottish

sean connery is scottish

pretty sure that was actually roger moore bond not sean connery, roger moore was american

Sean Connery is always a win

Sean Connery was scottish

Austin wins vs Craig Bond Bond v Bond My Bond Connery ...I'm sorry to me James Bond should be a smooth player. To me . Plus the I don't need a. Q to break your balls also reference Casino Royale dude had a cue ball in a sock and hit a tied up and naked Craig in the balls repeatedly that line is like a triple (Q and cue ball in pool ) meaning and earns Connery the win