Sora: “Out of all the thousands of enemies I’ve had to deal with over the years, nothing has truly prepared me for the horror that is paying taxes”

@Gordakiprime

2 жыл бұрын

No the worst he has been threw was losing his shoes ): wanna see how the kh fans reacted here is the link kzread.info/dash/bejne/aYip0c6qo6nYfMY.html

@RoxasHeartLessXIII

2 жыл бұрын

Amen! 🙏

@gustavju4686

2 жыл бұрын

Waiting for Libertarian Sora.

@raheemaslam7363

2 жыл бұрын

@@gustavju4686 or anarchic Sora

@svagglaorde4387

2 жыл бұрын

Then the secret hard boss that Sora will fight is a Karen.

To add on to Sora in therapy he finishes his rant with "Is any of this real... Or not?"

@novici7848

2 жыл бұрын

Sora, but if he somehow fell into Inception.

@SoraFan23

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder what Sora's quote opening will be like in KH4.

@Gordakiprime

2 жыл бұрын

How the fans reacted to kh 4 here is the link kzread.info/dash/bejne/aYip0c6qo6nYfMY.html

@chimklee

2 жыл бұрын

@@SoraFan23 probably

@SpideyfanX

2 жыл бұрын

"....Being a therapist was a mistake."

Concerning Sora's parents, they also had to deal with forgetting their child completely for a year, only to then regain those memories after Sora woke up.

@SoraFan23

2 жыл бұрын

To this day Sora's Mother is still wondering when is Sora going to come to Dinner. That food must've spoiled by now.

@Gordakiprime

2 жыл бұрын

What happened to soras shoes here is the link kzread.info/dash/bejne/aYip0c6qo6nYfMY.html

@Supersonicblue1027

2 жыл бұрын

@@SoraFan23 I'm pretty sure he ate a few dinners at home while Re:coded was happening.

@CarlosMunoz-we2kx

2 жыл бұрын

U

@knightofanguish7399

2 жыл бұрын

Sora's Parents: LOOK AT ALL THIS MUNNY!!! WE CAN FINALLY GO ON THAT VACATION LIKE WE ALWAYS WANTED WHEN WE WERE JUST KIDS!... Gosh why was it we didn't do this earlier- *memories return* OH MY GOD WE HAVE A SON!!

I love the thought of Sora trying to make friends with all of his customers, taking extra time to make the drinks like a special finisher, and his manager pulls him aside and they're like "Sora, look, I'm gonna need you to tone it down a bit. You're not getting through enough customers"

@Kamakiri86

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine he ends up dealing with a Karen and goes "Oh no, she's been possessed by darkness!!!" and then whips out his Keyblade and just beats the shit out of her while everyone looks on in shock and horror. XD

@parry3439

Жыл бұрын

@@Kamakiri86 shock and horror? hah, if a karen gets beat up by a comically giant key wielding anime gen z kid we'd all cheer

Nomura had to find a way to keep things confusing. Now that things were mostly tied up, with no more Xehanorts, no more Sora-not-Soras, he had to up the scale to keep it at the level of "There is no way this is all in the same game continuity."

@PikachuGamerSMT

7 ай бұрын

I’m guessing there’s gonna be a “Xehanort’s remenant” character

With Sora’s cooking skills I can only imagine how he’d be handling mixing drinks! 😂

@smb-c3po

2 жыл бұрын

Or delivering pizzas in a minigame.

@FerreTrip

2 жыл бұрын

@@smb-c3po Since they own Marvel, they could very well put in the music, too.

@Gordakiprime

2 жыл бұрын

Pizza time kzread.info/dash/bejne/aYip0c6qo6nYfMY.html

@lostanimeworld11

2 жыл бұрын

The same way Kenshiro makes drinks in Fist of the North Star: Lost Paradise

@smb-c3po

2 жыл бұрын

@@lostanimeworld11 And?

Boss: Why were you late to work? Me: A fucking Giant of darkness appeared and a random kid with a Key beat the living shit out of it

@BesugoTheFirst

2 жыл бұрын

Boss: “Pics or it didn’t happen.” Me: “Bro! I got a whole ass video!”

@mistywonderland8208

2 жыл бұрын

Boss: That could have been edited! Me: BRUH HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEWS

@yoshi_chuck05

Жыл бұрын

That is so funny 😂😂😂😂 “YO!!! That’s the thing from Kingdom Hearts!!!!”

"kingdom hearts 4, sora goes to therapy." i mean, yeah. he went over a year without eating his dinner.

@Destructivedoshi

2 жыл бұрын

Instead of eating a home cooked meal from his mom, he collected ingredients in questionable places across multiple worlds; with the help of a blue rat to cook them at Donald’s Uncles’ bistro. Wild.

Imagine people having to explain to sora why “munny” is not a form of currency

@alyssakh1192

2 жыл бұрын

stop I just thought of that-

@MiloKuroshiro

2 жыл бұрын

Reminder that Sora only uses Munny with Cid, the Moggles or Huey, Dewey, and Louie. The other worlds already do use their own currency! Sora only spends on Multifimentional merchants basically lol

@Seekay37

2 жыл бұрын

​@@MiloKuroshiro There was that merchant in Agrabah in KH1 as well. Maybe that guy is the Master of Masters all along!?

@Supersonicblue1027

2 жыл бұрын

@@Seekay37 naw he just like to collect weird things he's made that clear in the Aladin films it's just his character.

@Supersonicblue1027

2 жыл бұрын

Well he still has all those gems which would work as currency as they'd be rare stones.

Cynical: "Why hello there!" Me without hesitation: "GENERAL KENOBI"

@noahdean9685

2 жыл бұрын

maul "KENOBI!!!!!!!!"

@jaleelkhaleeq

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@cameronfield7313

2 жыл бұрын

"Aaaaah, the memer, General Cynical."

@darthsaruman9697

2 жыл бұрын

@@cameronfield7313 I have been trained in you keyblade arts by HMK!

@cameronfield7313

2 жыл бұрын

@@darthsaruman9697 SkywardWing: Do it

"the keyblade wielder is a part timer"

@Road_to_Dawn

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking xD

Sora’s going to “bop to the top” and then join in a flash mob of “All in this together” 😂😂😂 ☠️

Donald and Goofy are just gonna be the Disney World cast members, two dudes in Goofy and Donald costumes respectively. So everyone in Quadratum just kinda look at them like “go the fuck back to Disney Land”

@dragonbornexpress5650

Жыл бұрын

Entirely fitting since Tokyo Disneyland exists.

Darkside will literally just lose everytime he wakes up, imagine being manifested once again to get clapped by sora, kinda feel bad

Turns out KH4 pulls a KH2 on us. Huge prologue, emotional heartbreaking intro as Yozora, ends up giving up entire life for sora to exist. Sora blissfully ignorant like "wow i have a house, i have all this money and a Toyota. Sweet" Not knowing he just stole everything Yozora worked his whole life for

@nikorasukunisada266

2 жыл бұрын

We're already halfway there reaction commands be coming back

10:10 (I'm sorry about this) Sora: "You get your rent once you fix this DARN door." (Even in the real world Sora has to stay PG)

Also I fully expect to see Luxord's card come full circle by bringing him to Luxord or Luxord to him when his heart reaches out in desperation within Quadratum

@alexacosta4754

8 ай бұрын

I really hope we see Riku the most

This is a very glorious time for the fandom. I’m so happy

14:53 Looking closer, Xemnas slams Mickey by the torso, but the mouse is so much smaller than the 7-8 foot man that I don't blame the misconception.

Honestly though, Sora would make a hella good employee. He'd be able to make friends with customers so well that they would legit just keep coming back to the store to talk to him.

@Platina_Leaf

Жыл бұрын

YES except the lines would be long XD

@Platina_Leaf

Жыл бұрын

Also imagine him doing that barrel trick

Fandom now: "Lmao our boy's paying taxes xD" Sora: "What tf is a Tax?"

3:32 “What did Doug put in that acid?” That killed me, dude.

6:09 All jokes aside, that Donald impression is spot on.

If Sora gets a motorcycle or a car, I will be wondering where Yozora (Noctis) or Cloud are.

Jared, as someone who can actually do Donald’s voice, your effort was not bad at all! I’m impressed! Also, I can’t believe I never noticed the zipper on the damn building.

@TheGamersJoint

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you!! Unfortunately that’s the only sound I can produce while trying to pull it off, words don’t seem to come out 😭😭😭

@Road_to_Dawn

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheGamersJoint You got the right foundation!

@orangeslash1667

2 жыл бұрын

@@Road_to_Dawn Nomura loves zippers and belts.

@Platina_Leaf

Жыл бұрын

Get ready for(drumroll) THE ZIPPER BELT! (gasps)

Sora would never work at Starbucks he cared too much about people to write their names wrong.

The closest we may ever get to High School Musical in Kingdom Hearts is if they were to implement a Coach Bolton summon.

@Gordakiprime

2 жыл бұрын

Who gives a fucking shit about that Lmao

Sora's mom gets absorbed by darkness comes back worries about her son meanwhile Mickey watches namine as Riku tells Sora's mom about his situation then goes away. Then Sora comes back in KH2 stays for a few months then leaves with a note about a keyblade master trial or whatever. Then she heard nothing until Kairi comes and tells her about him essentially fading away into atoms and apparently being in another dimension but Riku is going there to bring him back home. Actually that last one was probably a little hard on Kairi and Sora's mom.

The zipper on the building killed me 🤣🤣

"it ain't gonna be, when i have 7 children" No, it's gonna be when you have 7 children and 13 grandkids

@epsilon388

2 жыл бұрын

I see what you did there

@lyndsaybrown8471

Жыл бұрын

They gonna fight?

You know the minute Sora walks into east high with that outfit Sharpay will be all over his clown shoes.

15:33 I mean their world fell to darkness at the beginning of KH1, then was restored at the end, then in order to restore Sora everyone forgot he existed due to Namine, so she would have only really remembered he existed at the beginning of KH2 when he woke up and then it wasn't too long between KH2 and 3 timeline wise, so I mean she's probably going through some shit.

@davidlewis2171

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I thought about that too, and I think "stressed" isn't a word that could begin to describe Sora's mom. She forgot about her own child, she'd need extreme amounts of counseling after that and the worst part is the closest thing to a licensed therapist she's got is probably Yen Sid.

@noobstoise1024

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidlewis2171 I mean the Kingdom Hearts series is terrifying as soon as you look at it from the perspective of someone who didn't have a Keyblade.

@smb-c3po

2 жыл бұрын

Probably smoking and drinking just to cope.

@noobstoise1024

2 жыл бұрын

@@smb-c3po With what she and the people of Destiny Island went through I'm not entirely sure there's a way to cope.

@smb-c3po

2 жыл бұрын

@@noobstoise1024 Maybe it was all explained to her off screen at the end of KH2.

Imagine Darkside appeared in real life and all he sees is bunch of people screaming memes at him.

Sora: Donald! Look! This looks like a good place to find... oh wait...

I know this is out of the meme topic but what if when the trailer says that "you are in control once again" and the tingh with we can travel to other worlds at the cost of never returning to the KH universe, we actually havr to make the choice of stay in Quadratum in hope of making it back or risk it all in a jurney, just thought about this and I have no idea why.

I imagine Donald and Goofy receiving even more humanoid forms or just plain out become humans in Quadratum.

@biblemaneverett6528

2 жыл бұрын

Or maybe the would like the Disney cast member suit in Disney world.😂

@smb-c3po

2 жыл бұрын

Apparently that just what humans look like in Disney Town.

@rayshiotile9487

2 жыл бұрын

imagine Goofy just becomes Bill Farmer

@plates7245

2 жыл бұрын

The red head dude from Verum with Donald's voice is my hope

@Sawcybui

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine them turning into how the Cats characters looked 🙃🙃🙃

Funny how he mentions that KH4 won't take nearly as long, yet here we are half way through 2024, and Square has made it coear that KH4 is years away still. We're looking at 2026 at the bare minimum. Don't underestimate Square's ability to stall games.

These spicy KH4 memes be hitting 🤣

You know what I noticed is a bit weird, Sora isn't wearing any type of gloves

Yo just realized that if Nomura is really trippin and makes East High a thing it will be the first time in years that Sora steps in a school let alone a HIGH SCHOOL

Sora would make a killing as a locksmith in the real world.

5:51 No, *Winnie the Puxu*

@naxionkryelight951

2 жыл бұрын

He should be Aced cuz he's a BEAR

god i wish we see sora try flow motion and just faceflops the wall

@turretboi

Жыл бұрын

He could. Flowmotion appears to utilize gravity magic, and sora still has magic in quadratum. He uses it in the trailer, too.

@psplay6181

Жыл бұрын

@@turretboi i think u misunderstood me here XD

Kingdom hearts: sora therapy. After returning tells all his friends. Days trio/quatet: can we come as well? (Still cry over the xion fight in days).

@supsup335

2 жыл бұрын

Seriously, the shit those three went through in the organisation is unreal.

We are prepare to do some errands since the intro of Kingdom Hearts 2. Let's get this boy some Munny for him to be able to pay the high taxes of Quadratum. Maybe as a cooker, since we trained for that with Remy in KH3.

5:29 Now it’s 2024 and we haven’t even heard a whisper of kh4 since the first reveal. Feels bad man

High School Musical will be the new Atlantica with music mini games better than FF7R’s Honeybee Inn.

I imagine Sora's mom was given the rundown on what's going on and said "Son, go be you. Save the world." And that's that.

When I saw the Sora gotta pay rent meme, I thought it was going to be a video where the doorbell rings and when Sora opens the door, Mr ditkovitch say give me rent 😂

@smb-c3po

2 жыл бұрын

Thus having to deliver pizzas.

@JamesRiderX

2 жыл бұрын

Mr. Ditkovich to Sora: WHERE'S MY MUNNY?!!!!

@smb-c3po

2 жыл бұрын

@@JamesRiderX Summons Coach Bolton.

12:56. Somebody at Square needs to talk to Sony to put Mr Dikovitch into KH and I was thinking about that before this meme showed up.

@smb-c3po

2 жыл бұрын

We need a pizza delivery minigame.

@bobo577

2 жыл бұрын

@@smb-c3po Sora in a kitchen. "Hope I find some ingredients around here."

@smb-c3po

2 жыл бұрын

@@bobo577 That's be hilarious if they included that just as a joke.

@bobo577

2 жыл бұрын

@@smb-c3po Mind you, Sora delivering pizza wouldn't be a bad idea as a day job for him. He's got to get the money to support himself. Though his monetary problems might not be addressed in the game.

@smb-c3po

2 жыл бұрын

@@bobo577 Will they ever explain the aging?

I know everyones joking about the whole taxes thing but i lowkey hope that money does play a role in the game like decorations for the room or maybe new outfit items 👀

@Road_to_Dawn

2 жыл бұрын

I’d be 100% down for that

@kallyle6611

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a great idea to me!

In all seriousness though do you think Sora could be a video game character and Kingdom Hearts is like an actual video game in the realm of Unreality? Like how Verum Rex was a just a video game and Yozora was a video game character in Reality?

@bangeranginretroman3064

2 жыл бұрын

For sure!

What if Goofy got an anime pretty boy redesign and Quadratum? And Donald just looks like Danny Devito?

Maybe Donald and Goofy become humans, or they become actual animals that only Sora can hear (like Morgana from P5)

Ngl every time I look at the realistic Donald and Goofie memes I can't help but be reminded of those Harry Potter fan arts were the whole wizarding world turns out to be just one big dilucion from a drugged out dilucional Harry. Imagine if the big twist for this game turns out to be that everything that happened before was just a dream and that the Sora in reality turns out to be an introvert who's only friend is Strelitzia.

Bruh, we keep calling that thing a Darkside, but that thing looks like it eats handfuls of Darksides like popcorn.

What if when/ if Donald and Goofy come to Quadraum it’s just their voice actors and Mickey is Walt Disney

High School Musical is new Atlantica, confirmed

There used to be this old meme series on YT back before memes were really a thing called "KH on Crack." It was the most hilarious set of videos as a kid.

@x3AmberLovex3

2 жыл бұрын

They were my favorite!!!

Enemies are going to drop cash and coins when they die

Either Sora will adopt strelitzia or strelitzia will be so done with sora's extroverted shit

People memeing Donald & Goofy as an actual duck & dog duo in Quadratum reminds me of people turning Duck Hunt into Donald & Goofy when Sora was announced for Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

This guy here worrying about aging in his mid-20s, my ass over here smh at 31. Dude, you don't KNOW pain yet.

If it hasn't already been made, we totally need a KH meme based on Enchanted, like when Giselle goes from Andalasia to New York. It could go something like this: Sora, after disappearing, starts falling, like a deep dive to the heart, but when he hits the floor, he is able to climb through a hole in the ground. We then see Sora coming out of a manhole (something I never thought I would type in my life... 😳 If you haven't seen the film, please do; it's not what you think lol) and arriving in Quadratum. It would be *chef's kiss* perfection. Maybe Enchanted can finally be a world in the series! ...I seriously doubt it, but it would be pretty hilarious, like having an East High world, haha. Perhaps Giselle could even be a new Princess of Heart. She knows what it's like to come to the real world and pay taxes, lol. A crazy Kingdom Hearts fan can always dream! 😝 P.S. I forgot a sequel to Enchanted is coming this year, called Disenchanted. It's only on Disney+ though... 😞

Donald and Goofy would simply look like Disney World mascots.

9:00 Not only that. Sora's been experiencing traumatic shit since he was 12. The child chosen one thing really can be traumatic I'd you think about it.

we all know if highschool musical was in the game it would just be atlantica from kh2

5:34 As long as Jared doesn't get started with the first kid, soon, the odds of KH4 releasing with Jared still not being a dad are actually reasonably high

@smb-c3po

2 жыл бұрын

Although he is a total daddy.

So is Sora going to get a Frank Sinatra song for a theme as well?

Doesn't drink coffee... first video I'm tempted no NOT like. Kidding bravo dude this was remarkable and hilarious 😂 😃 😄

Something that makes KH4 strange for German People When you have no Job you get Harz 4 over here (A bit Money so you are not totally going downhill) And German Harz is spoken out like Hearts A few Years ago a Friend and I made Jokes "Sora would wake up in the real World" but because the other Games were just Dreams and now he has to solve his real Life Problems

When my sister fought twilight thorns in KH2 I said ‘what happens if you unzip the zipper? Does he just like disappear?’ Also Stretzellia saying ‘gimme the rent’ was my favorite

Today I learned Cynical knows a lot about High School Musical. Also, everyone talks about Sora's mom, but what about Riku's parents and... whoever the hell raised Kairi after Radiant Garden? I feel they probably need as much an explanation too.

East High will be Atlantica all over again and I’m down.

Really loving the meme with the east high world intro

My god. Poohxu has arrived.

Sora could put his French cuisine cooking skills to the test and work in an actual restaurant

@romajimamulo

2 жыл бұрын

But is it his skills, or those of the rat pulling his hair?

Unironically I hope that it’s sorta like a Spider-Man Peter Parker thing where sora has to work in order to pay for rent and when he’s off he’s busy fighting the heartless

Brought to you by Square Enix, Kingdom Hearts 4: Sora Commits Tax Evasion

Bro we need more of these! This made my morning 😫

Let's be real the car heartless were a big pain lol

The Highschool Musical Meme was literally hilarious! Specially the video haha, the efforttt 😂😂❤

A perfect. I needed this because I was having a bad day. U have saved me ONCE AGAIN TURKEY LORD

what a funny treat! Thanks love watching these with you!

15:12 I've been thinking about that lately! 🤔 Does Sora's Mom/Parents know that he died? 🤔🤣 Did they ever mourn him for suddenly Vanishing?

ENOUGH ABOUT TAXES! WE'VE GOT A GIRLRIEND SITUATION HERE! Someone a meme where sora looks back to see strelitzia and kairi is mad please.

I like how no one remembers that kingdom hearts 4 is not in fact the real world Quadratum takes place in the realm of fiction It's an *"unreal"* reality you might say

@Road_to_Dawn

2 жыл бұрын

True, but I think it’s more that it’s “unreal” to characters from the KH universe. I’d say our world is as fictional to them as their world is fictional to us. Then again, that also kinda begs the question as to how a realistic-looking world like Pirates of the Caribbean is still not “unreality” to them.

@anthony89107

2 жыл бұрын

Hehe, I get it.

I unironically want HSM references.

Hey, don’t over look it! FF15 used Coleman and Cup Noodles, I can see KH4 using Toyota 😂

Kh4….still feels unreal to say….anyways bring on the memes

@Avain_Sielu

2 жыл бұрын

Of Course it feels Unreal. 1. Unreal Engine 2. Quardratum = Unreality

@tobiasjonsson6415

2 жыл бұрын

@@Avain_Sielu funny enough a thought about making this joke😂

@smb-c3po

2 жыл бұрын

I see what you did there.

We need a part 2 for these memes

I want a Hollywoo world in KH4. Sounds like a fun, sexy time to the whole family.

Going to show this to my son ,he used play Kingdom Hearts also we used to live a couple of blocks from East High . This was during the eightys moved away during the nineties

I think Sharpay should be the one possessed by darkness because of her jealousy and hatred toward Troy and Gab.

@misslangleysoryuisiconic

2 жыл бұрын

Boi

This gave me a good laugh honestly thank you 🤣🤣

any heartless, nobody, or unversed don't phase me but that thing *points at car heartless* terrifies me like imagine your having a peaceful walk through quadratum, then you encounter just a huge street full of those things and your only at like level freakin 4. yeah the footwork displayed as I get away has never been more impressive Lol

Imagine sora training with Wendy wu Wendy wu when?

What if in kh4 sora builds his own car using gummy blocks, meaning we the players get to make our own gummy car and in someone’s playthough there is just a big middle finger driving down the road

A High School Musical world would probably be like Atlantica in KH2.

Let's be real: Sora's mom needs her own game.

@Road_to_Dawn

2 жыл бұрын

I’d play it

@jordanreed7570

2 жыл бұрын

I mean I’m all for Ava getting her own game she was the best foreteller Yes I believe Ava is Sora’s mom because I like the image of her just trying to berserk xigbar/luxu for his part in org 13 and the fact that she forgot her son for a year

@lehahiah81

2 жыл бұрын

@@jordanreed7570 She would be really old then unless they used dark cloud 2 time travel mechanic instead of kingdom hearts.

@lyndsaybrown8471

Жыл бұрын

Go full Liam Niessen in Taken trying to find the son she clearly has but has forgotten about