Reacting To Assumptions About Me
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Whoever came up with "Tit to arm ratio" must be so proud 😅
@derianvandalsen
9 ай бұрын
I heard Henry (mxr) say it first, but I'm not sure if he coined it
@Windjammer19
9 ай бұрын
Henry and Jeannie made the term popular when they reacted to (I think) a subreddit that had an old Susu video on it.
@ntabiblaze
9 ай бұрын
@@Windjammer19 I know all about the MXR reaction when they first saw her, I'm talking about the person who left the comment for Henry to read out loud
@nolantomlinson7554
9 ай бұрын
What is tit to arm ratio? I haven’t figured it out as yet.
@Imac7065
9 ай бұрын
@@nolantomlinson7554 a girl with massive boobs and skinny arms.. usually women with big tits don't have arms as thin as susu.. she's very physically gifted lol
"I need to spend more money on my plastic crack" - a true woman of culture
@stuartjackson4774
9 ай бұрын
its the best metric, because it disqualifies fatties
@Thurgosh_OG
9 ай бұрын
I would like to agree but Games Workshop is crap and has been since they floated on the stock exchange.
@daanstrik4293
8 ай бұрын
I don’t understand why you wouldn’t just buy a 3D printer instead of the overly expensive figurines. Like, they’re stupidely expensive
@peen2804
4 ай бұрын
because convenience. its also not as simple as "buy 3d printer = unlimited figures with no learning curve, maintenance, or materials cost". especially for the average consumer or someone that barely has enough time as is to get their stuff painted. among other reasons lol not that hard to figure out. that applies to literally anything btw. if you ever wonder "why do people pay for X when they can make and or do it themselves" just ask yourself "is it more convenient and does it facilitate faster gratification?" if yes (which it is 100% of the time) then you have your answer. theres also the issue of them not being tournament legal for official GW events, and outside of that its going to be hit or miss with them generally not being accepted, but it just depends on the organizer. @@daanstrik4293
That orangutan prostitute story was insane. They had to send in the millitary to retreive it. Them dudes were willing to die for that ape
You've climbed the same train as Henry & Jeannie where your audience just enjoys checking in with you because you make people laugh and feel good. Keep it up, Susu, and thanks!
If not for that arm accident, she would be collecting more swords than knives.
@MrAnarchyMarine
9 ай бұрын
And be dueling with them like Gomez Addams.
@AndSaveAsManyAsYouCan
8 ай бұрын
General grievous
Well, I can't NOT support a 40k addiction
@jackemmanuel9424
9 ай бұрын
I melt the plastic and smoke it in a crack pipe
@ethanfigueroa7609
9 ай бұрын
Same never expected her to be a 40k fan
@nebelnoob5086
9 ай бұрын
What's your guys factions? 💀
@FearsomeWarrior
9 ай бұрын
I think the hobby sort of exploded in popularity and has been thrust into mainstream more than ever. Faction? Grey Knights. We are the hammer. "I am the hammer, I am the right hand of the Emperor, the instrument of His will, the gauntlet about His fist, the tip of His spear, the edge of His sword!"
@lurkingllama8364
9 ай бұрын
This is worthy endeavor.
I just like hugs. When I had a gf who had XL bobas, it was sad to learn she assumed my desire to hug was just a stealthy way to feel the bobas :(
4:21 "Milk Truck just arrived! Call me Kurt Angle!" LMFAO 😂😂
@kama316
Ай бұрын
Shocked to hear that wwf/e reference too! Susu are you a wrasslin fan?
Wait…wait, “3 dwarves in a woman suit” I’m…sorry? 💀
@JeriatricA
9 ай бұрын
Gotta be 5 dwarves. 3 standing on each other, and 2 holding on to the front.
@richardprice4945
9 ай бұрын
Lmfao yeh I thought the same. Like wtf
@amancalledjoe
9 ай бұрын
Yeah that's rediculous. At her height it's gotta be 2 dwarves at best
@MsUndertaker99
9 ай бұрын
I guess dwarfs are way smaller than we used to believe
@TheAccursedEntity
9 ай бұрын
I saw that, I immediately clicked on the video. It's 4 dwarfs for sure, no way 3 dwarfs could achieve that form.
gotta love her humor >_< glad she has the rare talent to see things from the funny side almost always ^^
Has anyone ever told you that you can do a great Aubrey Plaza cosplay
@realmstupid-on8df
9 ай бұрын
Yessss that gives her feet pics a whole new dimension. Yesssssss
@roysmith770
3 ай бұрын
I thought that was what she was doing already.
Don't ever change. This video was gold! Your answers were the chaotic trolling I needed tonight.
Your voice will forever be calming 🙏🖤🙏
Susu, this video is why I think you're an awesome person🖤😎
LMFAO Susu your humor has no other competition on this planet. This was outstanding.
This is definitely one of your best vids yet. I had a great time watching.
I see Susu, I click.
My only assumption of you was stuff long ago that was shared via a friend, that I at the time trusted. Then I found out said friend had been blocked by you for being really freaking gross messaging you, and I just took it as "they were salty". Watched your streams, looked at your content, and just figure you're someone who has a lot of fun doing your own thing and legitimately does care about ppl if they arent gross and weird. Plus your cosplay skills are on point. Hope you have a great day, Susu :>
1:50 You had me in the first half, hence my relief is immeasurable and my day is saved! :P
Funnily enough I too spend a great deal of time sitting in cold, dark rooms thinking about every mistake I've made
@SchoolforHackers
9 ай бұрын
Yup, I do it hanging upside down.
Now i remembered when susu said Tasha make the best chocolate milk, wish i could watch it again
As a fellow Nids player, i respect the hustle.
@AnonZeMouse
9 ай бұрын
Nids have such cool designs but I'm just so awful at painting flesh. It's T'au for me partly because of that
@franzbigT
9 ай бұрын
it's not the flesh, it's the amount of gaunts that can be soul crushing 😆
@AnonZeMouse
9 ай бұрын
I always assumed Rippers would be the worst but Gaunts are big squads...
@christopher-cf8jd
9 ай бұрын
The Necrosn have called. They want you off their lawn.
My assumption is that one day, we'll get the Susu/Koefficient/Ironmouse ultimate Puerto Rican streamers collab we all need in our lives.
Hey Susu love your content, keep all the good stuff coming! such a great person you keep being you and I'll keep being a loyal fan!
I loved the Kurt Angle reference. Oh, it's true. It's true.
I think by "SoIaF," they mean "A Song of Ice and Fire," the proper name of the book series.
@Moloch6666
9 ай бұрын
no its actually Asolaf
@kaydebastion
9 ай бұрын
@@Moloch6666 Then I guess it's TLOTR.
500k here we come! Great work! Fun content 😊
Fake or real, they’re amazing. But your personality and wit keep me coming back.
🤣 Funny as hell and weird; WHAT A GREAT COMBO!!!!🤣
"It doesn't take much to bring the boys to the yard." As a guy, Fucking True. It seems like some dudes will go after anyone (or anything if you after-bit was true) with a pulse. It's like calm down, have some self-respect. At the end of the day you're all you got. By the way, I hope you do voice work (4:31) because you have serious narration talent. The voice and cadence is superb.
@LotsOfBologna2
3 ай бұрын
Or anyone without a pulse. Guess that happens too.
@AlexanderOsias
3 ай бұрын
Still. Shaved orangutan? That’s weird.
The biggest problem of having all the boys in the yard is not being able to get the grass cut.
I'm a full-time Susu Supporter. Great vid!
The Kurt Angle milk reference was deeply appreciated
I'm intrigued that you've never had a character die, maybe recounting your favourite RPG stories could be a fun idea for a video.
Your comebacks are gold, breaking the hearts of so many nerds sitting in their basements with tissues/lube within arms reach, cheers.
@issahumps
9 ай бұрын
This is a humiliation kink channel bud
Susu has cybernetic arms now, we must be in the cyberpunk time line. I'm going to get cybernetic arms too lol.
Three non-human dwarves with a set of robotic arms -- well, it works for me. She's still a stunner.
Susu is one of the people in yt that actually make me laugh audibly great video
Susu never fails to pump amazing content into us and leave us dripping with joy
@s1lentmusicx
9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mongstyt9946
7 ай бұрын
Sus
Speaking of your Fansly, this current look with the hair style I love so much practically begs for a new set of Fansly pictures featuring it.
I loved the Kurt Angle milk reference, 10/10 as always Susu!
Susu makes a Kurt Angle reference. Me: *Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.*
I've come for clarification on the 3 dwarves.
As somebody who's new to the 40k fandom (I binged the first 4 books in like a month in Audible), I'm happy to support your ongoing plastic crack addiction.
@Thurgosh_OG
9 ай бұрын
The books and lore for 40k are good but he actual games, not so much.
She's so funny in such a sarcastic and joking way
The sword fighting accident story... literally LOL... love it.
Susu, I don’t make any assumptions, I enjoy discovering all the cool stuff about you.
Laughed my ass off at that ratio response. Never change Susu, never change. #LongLiveYourLegacy Also, can we maybe get another state of your blade collection soon?
Damn your hair game is on point. Susu with bangs is best Susu.
Normally i don't watch videos like this but i laughed through the entire ride😂😂😂
Hey Susu love u keep up the great content
Excited 😅
I don't watch your content a lot but it's always fun when I do (and this one had some fun facts). Also yeah It's weird the "personality after high school" thing probably is a stereotype, another youtuber talked about it recently too. Thanks for the video!
This is awesome. Love your sense of humor and ability to clap back and wildly weird and inappropriate comments. I look forward to more content - first time viewer.
Susu is scary awesome, Got to love her😘
I assume SUSU works as a mortician as a day job 😂
Just found you thanks to Imgur. You remind me of April from Parks and Rec, if she were into Warhammer 40k. Great sense of humor. I hope you play your kazoo tunes while thrashing other armies. Also, any tips you have for finding other 40k people would be nice. I'm just getting to the point where it might become a viable hobby again.
If you’re into RPG’s other than D&D check out Palladium books, their 3 main titles ( in my opinion) are palladium rpg ( basically their version of D&D, but a race called the Wolfen are quite cool), Rifts is basically what would happen if science and sorcery went head to head in a post apocalypse setting where anything goes, and my personal favorite, Nightbane, basically think Ravencroft set in the modern world where you play as a supernatural shape shifter in a war against beings that are out to exterminate you and the human race. It’s quite cool
It's the "3 Dawrfs in a woman's suit" for me. Like really? 😂😂😂😂😂
Dwarfs to arm ratio thats more like it
That's my knife collection in a nutshell. I've got some really terrifyingly real blades, and some gas station crap that's just nice looking, or gifts from people that know my love of sharp pointy things.
We've have discovered the elusive Manic Demon Dream Girl.
LOL colonoscopy, that made me laugh so much.
Susu's replies to shitposting are fantastic lol!
I love that it was the toejam remark that truly got her. I hate that so many of these people heard "give me your assumption of me" and some how thought she wanted "what you assume I want to hear from you (If you ever thought you could get into my pants)"
This was very informative. I learned a lot today
Omfg... your a 40k fan..... you just went up to top tier in my eyes!!!
Hillarious as usual.
I knew Susu was the black knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. It all makes sense now... it also proves she is a vampire... she hasn't aged a day... but her voice has changed a bit.
@MrAnarchyMarine
9 ай бұрын
"Tis only a flesh wound."
@AndSaveAsManyAsYouCan
8 ай бұрын
Susu may be cool, but she's not black knight cool. Also, she still has her legs.
susu, you're such a cutie ♥
"In fact i can't get them out of the yard " . That was very good.
Feeling the need for new Tyranids too. been collecting since 2nd edition.
I'm seriously considering buying pictures feet just to get a chance to hear you get excited about Warhammer. FYI I play DropFleet Commander if you like spaceships.
There's nothing boring about you Susu, and you'd be awesome to hang with. Watching you is like having a cool lesbi friend who's as into gaming, scifi, manga, and hot woman as we are, who always has great video and hentai recommendations, and shares all our favorite "actresses." And a great knife collection too.
Your arm joke cracked me up, and cleared up a bit of confusion, because when I look at you, all I see is a clumsy T-rex.
That comment about mortitians and corpses puts 'the mortuary assistant' in a whole new light. With a few creative mods it can easily turn into a bdsm simulator.
I feel like I learn so much from susu's extensive knowledge of cursed content muahaha also small observation but susu seems more comfortable talking to the "youtube" camera now like she was during streams. Love your content susu!
Rise Up , Waifu Nation!!
SoIaF (Song of Ice and Fire) is the novel series from G.R.R. Martin that Game of Thrones was based on. SoIaF is currently 5 books, but is schedule to be 7, but George has been procrastinating on releasing book 6 for like 12 years. BTW. The Necrons will destroy the Tyranids, but they will be forced to use World Engines and the Celestial Orrery to do it.
Oh my lawd loved the Kurt Angle line and you are the coolest goth around, oh it's true it's damn true
I never thought that hearing Susu saying orangutang would make me disgusted. Thank U, Susu, for such a new experience 🙏🏻
don't worry susu, some of us watch youtube videos alone too xd edit: i wanna cry smh
Hearing a Kurt Angle milk truck reference made me actually laugh out loud, not like a sharp exhale or a smol amused hmph :D
OH F***! You're into 40k as well!? I didn't think you could GET any more perfect!!
Confirmed: Susu has cybernetic huggin' arms!
@yourfriendlyinternetmeatshield
7 ай бұрын
Two words: Mantis Blades. ("Wake up Samurai, we've got a city to burn")
Well shit, she's a cyborg? I'm suddenly so much more into it.
The fact that you are addicted to playing 40K, just raised your Geek level status. I love it. That is an expensive and addictive hobby.
Wait, so you have T-800 Terminator arms??? Yooo, that’s sick!!!
I don't know you irl, and I assume nothing, I love your content and character.
12:40 "Fix that gender gap in the mortuaries! Guys stop having sex with the corpses! We need male AND female morticians!" (Hino hangs his head) Please tell me if I'm the only one whose brain is so cursed, that when you said that, I immediately thought of the OTHER way to shift the scales back into balance? There's a rigor mortis joke in their somewhere, but I'm too busy bleaching my brain to make it.
@Pangolinz
9 ай бұрын
This is the way
OMG you play 40k...Honestly taken back a bit. That is super cool. What is your favorite faction?
This is the video I like the most from you. Lots of FUN
“Corpses” ☠️
🎉🎉
loved your reaction to the last one
8:08 That’s actually me but I yell to drown out my own thoughts when it’s a bad one
Neat
👍❤
Tyrannid fan?! Hell yeah
Toe jam comment equals crickets. The look was priceless. 😊
@ffwast
9 ай бұрын
That wasn't a "no" she just felt attacked