John: Doesn't want cat. Uncle: Gets cat anyway. *John and the Cat:*
@ravenvalentine4919
2 жыл бұрын
under rated comment
@beverlyarcher3744
2 жыл бұрын
The video wasn't enough you just had to add this comment now all of my ribs are hurting
@Cracknutter22
2 жыл бұрын
@@ravenvalentine4919 unnecessary comment
@futabafanclub865
2 жыл бұрын
@@Cracknutter22 My guy.
@Number8forlife
2 жыл бұрын
@@Cracknutter22 whats your problem
@samvoves93772 жыл бұрын
I like the implication that this one cougar hounded the entire building process. Like over the several months it took this cat would routinely show up to maul them
@nobodyimportant8647
2 жыл бұрын
lmfao
@simonsonlyfan8600
2 жыл бұрын
Not them. Just John. Had a vendetta on John
@MonstrousEthicist
2 жыл бұрын
I’m concerned that the cougar will starve if his food keeps despawning
@coffeecat4506
2 жыл бұрын
@@simonsonlyfan8600 at one point it randomly dragged uncle away
@Davo_1991
2 жыл бұрын
Cougar wakes up to his mrs at 5am and says sorry Hun I have to do the thing. Really? *sighs* Yes... I need to do this.
@dutchboles71537 ай бұрын
I love how John gets progressively better at getting mauled by cougars. Then it realizes it's no fun to maul him anymore so he goes after Uncle.
@KittenOverlord
26 күн бұрын
Implying getting mauled by cougars is a hobby which John has mastered
@lenny_1369
26 күн бұрын
@@KittenOverlord brah hahahaha
@gubare3503
10 күн бұрын
@@KittenOverlord not by cougars, but it def is a hobbie of his
@ProbablyNotARobot6 ай бұрын
I love how indifferent the characters are. It’s that true to life realism and subtle attention to detail that really make Rockstar’s game shine. I work as a framer myself and you really do get used to the constant cougar attacks fairly quickly.
@genericalfishtycoon3853
5 ай бұрын
No one pointed and laughed at their fallen coworker. Totally unrealistic.
@BrightJuni
5 ай бұрын
Nobody started divvying out his lunch either
@_--Reaper--_
4 ай бұрын
Whats a framer
@ProbablyNotARobot
3 ай бұрын
@@_--Reaper--_A dyslexic farmer
@_--Reaper--_
3 ай бұрын
@@ProbablyNotARobot 🚪🚶 Ur dumb
@AnOwlfie Жыл бұрын
The cougar's comedic timing is absolutely impeccable.
@TheCaliforniaHP
9 ай бұрын
Indeed just too perfect
@millenniumhandandshrimp2610
9 ай бұрын
🎵*ploingploingploingploing*🎵 "Well we've worked so hard to build a little house togethe-WREEOUWRREAROURR🎵
@christianalvarez9930
3 ай бұрын
the closing scene with the zoom out and uncle dying while Charles goes to sleep
@Jasper_Silva Жыл бұрын
🎵 We worked so hard to build a little house together. In the snow, in the rain being mauled by a cougar, whenever. 🎵
@AyaneOfDeath
7 ай бұрын
😂😂
@NIgHTMaReFortyTwo
7 ай бұрын
Its spelled 'mauled'. Try harder in school, you really need it.
@NIgHTMaReFortyTwo
7 ай бұрын
@@AyaneOfDeathQuit spamming emojis like an 8 year old.
@Charles37400
7 ай бұрын
🎶..No matter Any weather Mauled together.🎶
@Charles37400
7 ай бұрын
@@NIgHTMaReFortyTwo ngl dude you seem like your being rude to those guys for zero reason. Something going on in your life? Stressed out? Cant get your stick up?
@Retro_ruff9 ай бұрын
3:00 actual perfect timing 😂😂😂
@erenjaeger1738
2 ай бұрын
LmaooooooXD straight outta comedy movie
@mohammadsyazwigeoffrey7325
Ай бұрын
Even as the view pan out the cougar is still attacking Uncle Too bad he's got lumbago now
@Skarfgabs
Ай бұрын
charles walking away killed me
@Argonwolfproject5 ай бұрын
"Fucking dammit Mittens, we can play when the house is finished!"
@doggolad2341
23 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@seawind930
6 күн бұрын
What it's like to have a needy cat
@shth34d57 Жыл бұрын
If anyone complains about in-game cutscenes over pre-rendered, this video perfectly illustrates why in-game cutscenes will always be superior.
@RSAgility
11 ай бұрын
Plus using gameplay to be "like a pre-rendered cutscene" is just a flex by devs on how good the game looks and plays. No need for lengthy cutscene editing, just tell your AI to grab things, put things down, do things around the world and record the best looking one. The game is already made so good and detailed, that anything looks like a pre rendered cutscene... Just moving forward looks like a cutscene in RDR2! 😂
@luvenpelagius1072
10 ай бұрын
It's just like Trevor getting punched in the Franklin cutscene lmao, a masterpiece
@seriesx9508
10 ай бұрын
In game cutscenes are not "always better." RDR2 has a format not like the average game. They put hundreds and millions into this which most game devs dont have. Maybe for Rockstar, in game cutscenes are better
@seriesx9508
10 ай бұрын
@@RSAgilityNot every game looks as good as RDR2. Most companies are not Rockstar. Recently with PS5, and new technology, this is easier for more ordinary developers.
@seriesx9508
10 ай бұрын
RDR2 was in development for atleast 7 consecutive years with over 200 people working at a crunch schedule. Its absurd that you are making this comparison with RDR2. A standard most companies could not afford at the time
@MC-zi9rf Жыл бұрын
Charles patiently waiting in a steady deep squat position while John gets butchered by a cougar just kills me
@nikkoval8490
Жыл бұрын
“You can do it partner”
@b4nd1t9
Жыл бұрын
Almost killed John too
@cyfreusz
Жыл бұрын
"Stop playing with the cat and help me!"
@nanomage
Жыл бұрын
Clearly he understood who the real master was around there and how to bow down and show the kitty some real respect. Sadly John had to learn that lesson the harder way.
@MC-zi9rf
Жыл бұрын
@@nanomage "RRRWUUAORR" quote
@ENCHANTMEN_6 ай бұрын
Pros: good price, fast shipping Cons: instead of precut logs, package contained live cougar
@matthewyeldig4608
15 күн бұрын
All-in-all, mixed bag.
@DirtyJack807 ай бұрын
That cougar is the toughest building inspector I've ever seen.
@NatetheNerdy2 жыл бұрын
The cougar represents John's past coming back to get him. This scene is genius, a masterclass in metaphor.
@Night5225
2 жыл бұрын
Bravo Vince
@pg9193
2 жыл бұрын
The symbolism is too subtle, I don't think I quite get it ye-RRAAAAWWRR REEEE RAARRR! - Oh no plea - RREARRR!!
@NoSteps
2 жыл бұрын
@@Night5225 vravo nince
@tikemyson8839
2 жыл бұрын
@@NoSteps vravo bince
@handitoast122
Жыл бұрын
@@pg9193 this is gold lmao
@vvsquidwardvv6822 жыл бұрын
So. BY the end of building the house John had bested the cougar and trained it to attack Uncle. This is something that could actually be lore accurate.
@ryokiritani4187
2 жыл бұрын
If only he trained it to maul ross
@drakebateman9010
Жыл бұрын
John helped the cougar realize that people with lumbago are tastier
@gamerstheater1187
Жыл бұрын
perfect
@gamerstheater1187
Жыл бұрын
the way he looks away proudly too
@Brett33
Жыл бұрын
I wished the cougar would have attacked Uncle as soon as John walked out of the bank .
@Travis-guy-2477 ай бұрын
0:57 the way the cougar attacks him in time to the music just has me in literal tears 😂😂😂😂
@bfnmo77505 ай бұрын
This has the same energy as Squidward vs the Sea Bear
@lexie4071
5 ай бұрын
profile pic checks out u aint wrong 🤣
@ATY6769 ай бұрын
I love how stoic John is throughout each attack. 'Oh look, here it comes again'.
@artsyscrub3226
9 ай бұрын
"ah its that fuckin cougar again, id kill it if i wasn't so busy building my house"
@cyber_xiii3786
4 ай бұрын
He’s been mauled by wolves before, he’s used to this stuff by now
@jason11279
4 ай бұрын
[stress]
@Vesdus
2 ай бұрын
I love how it looks like he's sometimes trying to defend himself with a 2x4 as well.
@Herucarne2 жыл бұрын
2:42 That look in his eyes! Building a house is obviously hard work. But building a house with a cougar roaming the construction site is even harder
@dungcheeseMORK999
2 жыл бұрын
He's got so sick of being mauled he's keeping a hard lookout for that cougar.
@smithwesson1896
2 жыл бұрын
That's the look of a man who hasn't slept in two weeks. Probably because his eyelids were clawed off by a cougar.
@Wizablee
2 жыл бұрын
Our own interdimensional tv show, Building house with Cougar
@REX-gq6ur
2 жыл бұрын
That cat's gonna give him lumbago
@Focusonbehind
2 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh so hard it hurt my stomach.
@Hellol-po7eq4 ай бұрын
2:44 i love how John eventually adapted to the shennanigans of the cougar. Silly old cat
@icecold18057 ай бұрын
1:38 the comedic timing on that moment was absolutely impeccable.
@MadHappyPrime2 жыл бұрын
2:42 That is the look of a broken man. For months, that cougar mauled John on a daily basis. He KNOWS the damn cougar is close and WILL attack. Doesn't even care about the blasted house anymore. He just waits for the inevitable.
@manuelkfc7916
2 жыл бұрын
This is the most hilarious comment i've seen in this comment section, i love it.
@evanmcleroy9859
2 жыл бұрын
It has 69 likes, I can't ruin it
@assnapkined9295
2 жыл бұрын
Its like dr strange bargaining with Dormammu
@leyrua
2 жыл бұрын
At this point he's just continuing construction out of pure spite, unwilling to concede defeat.
@Taco-Seller
Жыл бұрын
Its true!
@collinmclaren66082 жыл бұрын
0:57 The absolute comedic timing is just perfect
@jeremyronald
2 жыл бұрын
I about peed myself laughing 😂
@ravenvalentine4919
2 жыл бұрын
the entire thing is just too much i am in years not kidding
@einaregil3051
2 жыл бұрын
Here too 1:24
@0Blueaura
2 жыл бұрын
1:42 though
@thewormarchives7876
2 жыл бұрын
@@0Blueaura that's my favorite. He was about to hammer the nail bit the cougar had other ideas
@wolfric9516 ай бұрын
"There aren't cougars in missions!!"
@SpiritAnimal-zi1rh
2 ай бұрын
"THIS IS MILLIONS TO ONE!!"
@Mastercrafter0724 ай бұрын
John: *building a house* Cougar: "I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI"
@huntercool22322 жыл бұрын
Cougar: **Attacks John** Other Builders: “I missed the part where that’s my problem.”
@christianvincentcostanilla8428
2 жыл бұрын
What is that mean : Are they ignore to help John ?
@gram.
2 жыл бұрын
@@christianvincentcostanilla8428 they are ignore to help John :(
@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307
Жыл бұрын
He should have built the cougar into a room! after all this is set in Texas?
@ufukkiblat
Жыл бұрын
“Other builders”, it’s literally just Charles.
@pinoyjona
Жыл бұрын
By the end, it became Uncle’s problem.
@swish007 Жыл бұрын
I love how they all just accept it like it's bad weather or something
@midorithefestivegardevoir6727
Жыл бұрын
"any weather, we're tugethurr"
@Andrea_404
Жыл бұрын
@@midorithefestivegardevoir6727 weathurr*
@stick117
Жыл бұрын
Any cougar were together...
@Noizzed
Ай бұрын
It's cougar season, oh well, what can you do about it...
@CountOxymagomedovMMA18 күн бұрын
Mori Calliope brought me here.
@00MrPanda005 ай бұрын
Cat owners when they try getting any work done.
@fasoooli27512 жыл бұрын
his brain was holding him back so the cougar ate the other half
@brotherfoller
2 жыл бұрын
😂
@lochness5524
2 жыл бұрын
I understood that reference
@aliddda328
2 жыл бұрын
"next time let the wolves eat all of your brain then you'll be a genius"
@miguel581
2 жыл бұрын
Lol very true, I understood
@gitfunkt3815 Жыл бұрын
2:40 that face of pure focus thinking "that f*cking cougar could show up at any minute" to the point where hes not even paying attention to what hes hammering and then the next scene where the cougar tackles him through the wall then comes back and mauls him has got to be the funniest thing ive seen. Hes been traumatized so hard
@thelegosmithy161
Жыл бұрын
*STRESS 100*
@kq7770
10 ай бұрын
3:00 Uncle and Charles celebrating and dancing then all the sudden it’s uncles turn to get butchered 💀
@jeremyvillanueva
10 ай бұрын
Ikr 😂😂
@Jon14141
9 ай бұрын
@@kq7770damn
@Focusonbehind
8 ай бұрын
I'm crying xD
@quinnjones61682 ай бұрын
This cat really hates carpentry.
@spiraljumper7414 күн бұрын
“This cat has no fucking chill Charles!”
@c1borgen2 жыл бұрын
2:43 i love how John figured out how to block cougar's attacks at the end so cougar starts to attack uncle instead
@beverlyarcher3744
Жыл бұрын
Noticed cougar never attacks Charles must be his spirit animal reminding the other their crazy
@dannybrezelhorner2715
Жыл бұрын
@@beverlyarcher3744 I'm pretty sure the cougar is just scared of, or respects Charles. You don't wanna piss that guy off
@Claymann71
Жыл бұрын
This is the best part of the video, for sure! 👌
@nobleactual7616
Жыл бұрын
If uncle didn't have lumbago he could've taken on 6 cougars
@kaitlando636
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@KOBULT922 жыл бұрын
This is one my favorite wholesome scenes from the game, but I can't help but laugh hysterically at it being ruined by a cougar that keeps jumping in and kicking their asses.
@Tombobreaker
2 жыл бұрын
Every day that Cougar comes back and makes building the house a living hell for John
@GMP1isReal
2 жыл бұрын
*kicking John's ass
@KOBULT92
2 жыл бұрын
@@GMP1isReal uncle and charles get attacked once or twice too.
@TheThewulasvegas
2 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched this seven times and it just gets funnier as that rage filled hate machine just keeps mauling John.
@Rickandmorty_com
Жыл бұрын
is this part of the game? why is there a cougar
@AmeLilith20 күн бұрын
that cougar has the same comedic timing of certain virtual idols!
@BlackStar30020 күн бұрын
uploader: where did all these views come from Deadbeats: 💀
@dimetrodon2250
18 күн бұрын
We do be lurkin now
@testheartist2 жыл бұрын
This made my day! Johns no longer worrying about the wolves but cougars now 🤣
@Zghost276
2 жыл бұрын
Atleast he'll have another cool scar from it
@abelq8008
2 жыл бұрын
Starting with Sadie
@Yam-Yam45
2 жыл бұрын
@@abelq8008 Oh
@bosskbennjpw
2 жыл бұрын
Or raptors
@beverlyarcher3744
2 жыл бұрын
I HATE COUGARS
@kaz41842 жыл бұрын
2:59 is absolute brilliant gold genius comedy master gold I fucking love it. John and Charles casually doing nothing and uncle just gets beaten up by cougar
@thephoenix4093
2 жыл бұрын
Uncle found his partner for dancing
@Rizkur_27
2 жыл бұрын
Uncle has recovered from lumbago after that cougar attack
@pedroroque829
2 жыл бұрын
@@Rizkur_27 His lumbago saved him
@matthewareynoso
2 жыл бұрын
The music playing over his screams too lmao
@derrickjackson1885
2 жыл бұрын
I was about to say something like that till I saw your comment lmao funniest shit I've ever seen.
@CodingItWrong7 ай бұрын
Can't-breathe laughing at this. There are in-engine cutscenes where it's like "it's funny that happened in a cutscene." *This* is far funnier than anything someone could have scripted for this concept 😂
@Eupator520 күн бұрын
I love that Calli got to see this
@shrek67232 жыл бұрын
"There aren't cougars In missions!" -DarkviperAU
@gaia.v2
2 жыл бұрын
As it turns out, there are cougars in missions...
@user-ur2gu9hj9k
2 жыл бұрын
opend this viddeo, just to see this comment
@smith040799
2 жыл бұрын
I see you are also a man of culture
@jacobbradley9419
2 жыл бұрын
Millions to one
@coffeecat4506
2 жыл бұрын
Seeing this makes me wonder how matto would react
@Threedee.343 Жыл бұрын
2:41 His face had me rolling when he figured out how the cougar attacks and not gonna fall for the same trick again🤣
@Johny40Se7en
Жыл бұрын
Took him long enough... 😆😅
@lnteIIigence
Жыл бұрын
Eat my wood instead! Wait, NO!
@Samwichyummers
Жыл бұрын
bro has had enough
@badassmcgilicutty6415
Жыл бұрын
Thx mate. Loved it.
@dizzidazegaming856
Жыл бұрын
Then the cougar decides to go after Uncle 😂
@HAZRE.7 ай бұрын
This is the most accurate representation of what it feels like to live with crippling depression.
@GILGAMASK56774 ай бұрын
For me it was a White tail buck in my 2nd playthrough Arthur in the afterlife "YOU AIN'T HAMMERING IT RIGHT!"
@vassalofthenight9945 Жыл бұрын
This has the same energy as "Random guy punches Trevor during a cutscene" and I'm lovin' it
@alexanderglex4600
Жыл бұрын
The fact that rockstar chose to have interactive cutscenes actually happen in game and not it being some pre rendered thing in both of their franchises is amazing
@BoopSnoot
10 ай бұрын
This is basically my relationship with my cat whenever I'm trying to put fresh sheets on the bed.
@fearedjames
10 ай бұрын
@@alexanderglex4600 It has always been the most common way.
@TAlim_1994
8 ай бұрын
@@fearedjames In very old games, it was much more common to have pre-rendered cutscenes, mainly because the graphics in those games were often not of a sufficiently high quality to create a good quality cutscene, especially during close-up shots. However, you are correct with regards to newer games.
@PsychoticSoul912 жыл бұрын
3:03 absolutely killed me, just the fact that the mauling was quiet
@alxtnnn
Жыл бұрын
it's like a wholesome ending scene for a movie but not really 😂
@CylenX6
Жыл бұрын
When the cougar asked politely to have this dance and John unwillingly accepted.
@KentzHodiono
Жыл бұрын
Charles walking away without concern was the cherry on top
@johnmarston2109
Жыл бұрын
poor uncle lmao
@beverlyarcher3744
Жыл бұрын
Charles is like I'm done I'm out of here have fun you two with your woman
@mr_nothing.the_one_that_no91347 ай бұрын
Its honestly impressive that a simple glitch can turn a cutscene into slap stick comedy
@makiskanyt92697 күн бұрын
what a playful cougar, very friendly
@kingdomrains Жыл бұрын
1:41 I love how the nail just keeps tapping itself in even after the cougar has mauled John for the hundredth time
@supermaximglitchy1
11 ай бұрын
the nail be like: fine I’ll do it myself
@dicey5456
9 ай бұрын
It got sick and tired waiting for john to finish
@Moonshine449
7 ай бұрын
Arthur did it for him 😢
@quantumblur_3145
7 ай бұрын
@sharpdressedcat230 you have so many other instruments to assist with the deed
@homegirl44
6 ай бұрын
The nail said "I'm just gonna.."
@potdyengyt29502 жыл бұрын
“There aren’t cougars in missions!” “THIS IS MILLIONS TO ONE!”
@MLundy98
Жыл бұрын
DarkViperAU building a house
@studtistics2448
Жыл бұрын
I watched that exact video.
@MicroM4
Жыл бұрын
John Marston is in witness protection and you can't tell me otherwise
@bungiecrimes7247
Жыл бұрын
Sad that we'll never see matto build a lil house 😥
@MLundy98
Жыл бұрын
@@bungiecrimes7247 solution, if we all go over we can build a lil house together.
@LarryTheTugaGamer15113 ай бұрын
"THERE AREN'T COUGARS IN MISSIONS!" -Some guy in a tanktop ~120 years later
@ob2kenobi3888 ай бұрын
I love the idea that that cougar was just constantly, incessantly mauling John at all hours of the day throughout the entire building process and nobody paid any mind to John's suffering and just kept on working like they'd planned to lol
@vinny18832 жыл бұрын
"No matter, what the weather, we're together" refers to John and the cougar actually.
@beverlyarcher3744
Жыл бұрын
A cougar named Abigail
@SciontheDark Жыл бұрын
The cougar attacking Uncle at the end is the moment John befriended his greatest enemy.
@scrooba_man5270
Жыл бұрын
So that's where uncle got lumbago. I see now.
@xXGamerRoyaleXx
Жыл бұрын
The enemy of my enemy is my friend
@ModularKnight
Жыл бұрын
had me rolling
@thenamestails71524 ай бұрын
That's exactly how working from home with cats feel.
@KommanderKarl9 ай бұрын
🎶 “Well lemme have a cougar with some paws & claws and I’ll hug it” 🎶
@The_Official_You10 ай бұрын
2:59 I love how Charles got so annoyed by uncle doing that, that he just summons a fucking cougar to maul his ass
@clevelandleathermaker299
5 ай бұрын
Even cougars know that dancin' is a sinful activity.
@borger298
4 ай бұрын
Bro was in tune with the spirits of the wapiti ancients
@grandgojira5485
Ай бұрын
With this treasure I summon ahh
@barnabykardashianiii36372 жыл бұрын
I like to think that John finally had enough at 2:15 and chased down the cougar to beat the hell out of it but the cougar bested him yet again.
@Handhandme
Жыл бұрын
The sound of the mauling off-camera is what gets me. This entire video is comedy gold
hahahahhaha at 1:16 during the sunset you can hear john getting mauled hahahaa
@janvesely10872 жыл бұрын
This cougar has quite a knack for comedic timing.
@user-wt8zh1bx8y
Жыл бұрын
When you're trying to finish your homework due tomorrow but the cat says no
@ZAZUL111112 жыл бұрын
Damn, Charles really just sat there and watched it happen
@brotherfoller
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@nguyenquockhanh3781
2 жыл бұрын
"We only kill when we eat" - probably Charles
@senpairaijin7079
2 жыл бұрын
"right in front of my salad?"
@osmaine2755
2 жыл бұрын
Black panther never attacks black people
@christianjohnson5379
2 жыл бұрын
@@osmaine2755 Charles is only half black though, he's half Native American and he frankly identifies more with his native half. 😂
@chxnce-_-5 ай бұрын
As matto once said "THERE ARENT COUGARS IN MISSIONS!!!"
@JohnTitor203619 ай бұрын
1:24 Love how the cougar send's John flying and completely ignores the bird 😆😆
@I_HaveAReasonToo11 ай бұрын
3:01 I just noticed a unintentional yet hilarious detail. If you look at John, he turns his head a bit towards Uncle while he's being attacked, yet he sighs instead of helping like is gonna be a everyday occurrence from now on, or he's just happy it wasn't him who was the prey for once.
@JohnTitor20361
10 ай бұрын
That just made it 10 times funnier 🤣🤣
@hardy16able
9 ай бұрын
To me it looked like John was happy to catch his breath while it's Uncles turn to be mauled for once :D
@thepotatoofheaven
9 ай бұрын
not very much hes more looking forward
@MrDhruvSrivastava
9 ай бұрын
"First the Skinner brothers and now this" - Uncle, probably
@LongJumpingSurprise
8 ай бұрын
He be like; This is my life now….
@phillipwalling7470 Жыл бұрын
2:53: I love that John got so sick of the cougar that he just stays on top of the house to finish it.
@Virsteinn
Жыл бұрын
"You know what? Fuck you." *climbs*
@gamerhead473
10 ай бұрын
I mean cats can climb so
@JDthegamer209
10 ай бұрын
The only problem is that cougars are really good at climbing.
@jammin2575
10 ай бұрын
Yeah but HIGH GROUND bitches! 😅
@Loginv20 күн бұрын
best video on KZread
@TheFirstCurse15 ай бұрын
This is very accurate to how Cats act whenever you're trying to do something.
@trollking63152 жыл бұрын
Charles: Lift with your legs John, find your center! John: *I can’t find my center I got a cougar on me!*
@BeethovenWasGerman
2 жыл бұрын
God I could hear this in their voices
@wacky-physics7506 Жыл бұрын
"COUGARS DON'T SPAWN IN MISSIONS. THIS IS MILLIONS TO ONE!"
@MegaAlexc123
Жыл бұрын
I was looking for a comment like this haha!
@starkraven7308
Жыл бұрын
If you ride past it slow enough on the road going into this cinematic, it will follow you into the scene. It spawns just outside the gate to the ranch. I did it just to see. There are other places this can happen. I got mauled by a grizzly during a cutscene because I trailed too close to it.
@mrbugbug1234
Жыл бұрын
14 PAGES!
@jeanpierremunarschutz9240
Жыл бұрын
Its the legendary cougar witch is literaly at the edge of the map(very far away) means it was spawnd also legendaries only spawn 1nce.
@ethanmations4989 ай бұрын
I loved how the cuts made it seem like a reoccurring issue
@user-lt5yy3gx6j6 ай бұрын
Aww the Cougar just wanna play hug how cute
@UltriVhalis10 ай бұрын
"THIS IS MILLIONS TO ONE" - GTA 6 voice actor
@marsayde1237
4 ай бұрын
*THERE AREN’T COUGARS IN HOUSE BUILDING MISSIONS!*
@ThatGreyGentleman Жыл бұрын
The wordless cougar attacks, the music, Charles acting like this is completely Normal. Gold
@alexanderglex4600
Жыл бұрын
"Help me with this wall John" as he is on the floor being teared apart by a cougar
@thatrandomguy.2007 ай бұрын
COUGARS DONT SPAWN IN MISSIONS, THIS IS ONE TO MILLIONS!!!
@GrandFerratus3 ай бұрын
I think this is about the third time I’ve come back to this video. The unintentional comedy is just perfect.
@timidhobgoblin207 Жыл бұрын
1:14 seeing this beautiful view of a sunrise whilst hearing John get mauled in the background made me laugh far harder than it should've done :'D
@theflyxx
Жыл бұрын
John: “Unnnnhh!!!”
@SpicyFiur2 жыл бұрын
2:41 that deadass stare - I'm dying xD
@MadHappyPrime
2 жыл бұрын
The look of a man who was routinely mauled by a cougar each day, for months, and now just waits for next attack he knows is coming.
@PxxaNPoptarts4u
2 жыл бұрын
Didn't notice until you mentioned it. Now I'm crying 😂😂😂😂😂
@giggymiggins2456
2 жыл бұрын
*STRESS*
@SanguineousScion
2 жыл бұрын
Poor John 😆
@leyrua
2 жыл бұрын
John: At this point... I don't even care about the house anymore. I'm just not going to let that damn cat *win.*
@ArvindSharma-xm1wq6 ай бұрын
cougar is trying to warn him about the future consequences of living here.
@jerbsherb43918 ай бұрын
Real-life footage of my cat attacking me while I do my homework.
@Rin-qj7zt Жыл бұрын
i love how he looks super pissed, blocks the cougar twice, then it cuts to him satisfied while the cougar attacks uncle, who never lifted a finger to help him.
@denizrenasseyran494 Жыл бұрын
0:57 I love how in sync the cougar's attack is with the song.
@kaitlando636
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@tochplays4855
Жыл бұрын
Im too
@cherryswonder3406
Жыл бұрын
Which made things more hilarious.
@aussiemerican7504 ай бұрын
This is by far one of the greatest videos on the internet.
@RustedBuddy51927 ай бұрын
0:10 "Where were you that time huh? It came mauling me and you just sat there and let it happen. Why?"
@wArRgArBl1172 жыл бұрын
In RDR1 there was a spot along the road near Beechers Hope where a cougar would spawn pretty much every 5 minutes whether you wanted it to or not, so these maulings are 100% canon.
@Caedarva
Жыл бұрын
The lore deepens lol
@fluidthought42
Жыл бұрын
It's my personal headcanon that all cougars hate John Marsten specifically on an instinctual level. Only way to explain why he was so often attacked by those bastards.
@PhoenIXPhantasies
Жыл бұрын
Omg that game was full of spots where animals would spawn every 20secs or so. Had a nice spot where wolves would spawn continuously. You think you killed them all but they would just spawn while you were harvesting them (': Endless amounts of dead wolves around you at some point. Great source of income!
@ThatOneGuyYaKnow
Жыл бұрын
Well with how he got hounded as well in the RDR2 tutorial by wolves in the mountain, maybe other wild predators might hate him as well
@Fenizrael
Жыл бұрын
I’m hoping it’s a throwback because when I first got to Beecher’s Hope in RDR2 there was a cougar at the gate waiting for me. It brought back some real PTSD
@ppas7892 жыл бұрын
3:03 Cougar: Hold still! I'm trying to cure your lumbago!
@Iveys_kingdom
2 жыл бұрын
That’s too good
@greycatofnobodys2007
Жыл бұрын
Uncle: no! I want to keep my lumbago!
@nucleardino8992
11 ай бұрын
Ya can't! It's terminal!
@BearlyBearing198
4 ай бұрын
It's a very serious condition
@Toast_Head4 ай бұрын
Yeah, don't mind the cat, he don't bite, meanwhile the cat:
@FelamineАй бұрын
2:42 When you're paranoid, but your hammering skills are so impeccable you can hit the nail without looking.
@VinnieMuckeyMusic10 ай бұрын
0:58 has me DYING of laughter, the way the cougar just shoves John out of the way and walks away 😂
@RosleStudio358
6 ай бұрын
In sync too
@Thisisjs96
6 ай бұрын
0:58 *
@3DMasterST
5 ай бұрын
> Shoves John out of the way > Refuses to elaborate > Leaves
@devonaiello5469
5 ай бұрын
I laugh everytime 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@BATTLEPENCIL
5 ай бұрын
Just a normal cat behaviour.
@SuperSaiyanLink093 Жыл бұрын
"John Marston, you have a home." "So do you." "And you, Charles. As long as you'll stay with us." "... And the cougar, I guess. As long as I've still got a neck to bite."
@vicegt
Жыл бұрын
How they keep the rance free of Bandits.
@emankcin1334
11 ай бұрын
loooool
@MrGiselbart
11 ай бұрын
@@vicegt *John puts down a sign* "Beware of cat" The cat:
@vicegt
11 ай бұрын
@@MrGiselbart the end of red Dead redemption 1 would have been very different.
@Satellaview1889
11 ай бұрын
@@vicegt John peers out into the crowd of lawmen, 50 guns all trained on him. He pushes open the door, accepting his fate, only for a giant cougar to jump onto the lawmen, brutally chewing them to pieces as John mows down the rest. Conclusion: the universe where John is a cat person is the universe where he lives.
@DocOverlord3 ай бұрын
Discovered this a year ago and it's still hilarious, thanks for posting.
@brotherfoller
3 ай бұрын
🤝🫡
@wuzziewulf96923 ай бұрын
The music accompanying this is beautiful 😭
@NotCommanderShepard Жыл бұрын
1:14 A serene, partly cloudy sky at sundown. John screaming in pain as he is viciously mauled by a cougar off-screen. Doesn't get any better than that.
@CaptainCrab4142 жыл бұрын
Love how the music doesn’t stop, even when he’s being mauled. Also, love how he just holds a big beam of wood at the end of it with one hand
@edwardx4979
2 жыл бұрын
John takes his medicine 💊 like a man -- Marlboro Man! 😁
@aquaplush7531
Жыл бұрын
The sounds add to the song!
@EvonixTheGreatest
Жыл бұрын
Imagine if he had managed to connect while swinging that thing around! The cougar would have been launched like a home run
@kaitlando636
Жыл бұрын
The one handed board was funny each time lol
@alexanderglex4600
Жыл бұрын
The fact he started blocking the cougar with that same board was amazing
@alfianfahmi543019 күн бұрын
*_"WHAAATTTT?!?!?!_** THERE AREN'T COUGARS IN THE CUTSCENES!!!! I'VE HEARD IT BUT THERE AREN'T COUGARS IN CUTSCENES!!!"*
@michaelb7013
17 күн бұрын
Darkviper approved!
@Zigeuninja
15 күн бұрын
cougars in missions*
@daemonsoadfan7 ай бұрын
It's an allegory of life, you continue no matter what, "it is what it is"
@iminthemajority8948 Жыл бұрын
Why does the cougar have the best comedic timing I've ever seen
@foraminuteforaminute405610 ай бұрын
That "Augh!" during the long shot at 1:14 is golden.
@cheezman4 ай бұрын
What a kind cougar, always giving big hugs to his friend John for moral support as he takes on this construction project.
@DanzoKun6 ай бұрын
I loved the camera panning out to scenery with the cougar shrieking in the background lol.
Пікірлер: 4 600
John: Doesn't want cat. Uncle: Gets cat anyway. *John and the Cat:*
@ravenvalentine4919
2 жыл бұрын
under rated comment
@beverlyarcher3744
2 жыл бұрын
The video wasn't enough you just had to add this comment now all of my ribs are hurting
@Cracknutter22
2 жыл бұрын
@@ravenvalentine4919 unnecessary comment
@futabafanclub865
2 жыл бұрын
@@Cracknutter22 My guy.
@Number8forlife
2 жыл бұрын
@@Cracknutter22 whats your problem
I like the implication that this one cougar hounded the entire building process. Like over the several months it took this cat would routinely show up to maul them
@nobodyimportant8647
2 жыл бұрын
lmfao
@simonsonlyfan8600
2 жыл бұрын
Not them. Just John. Had a vendetta on John
@MonstrousEthicist
2 жыл бұрын
I’m concerned that the cougar will starve if his food keeps despawning
@coffeecat4506
2 жыл бұрын
@@simonsonlyfan8600 at one point it randomly dragged uncle away
@Davo_1991
2 жыл бұрын
Cougar wakes up to his mrs at 5am and says sorry Hun I have to do the thing. Really? *sighs* Yes... I need to do this.
I love how John gets progressively better at getting mauled by cougars. Then it realizes it's no fun to maul him anymore so he goes after Uncle.
@KittenOverlord
26 күн бұрын
Implying getting mauled by cougars is a hobby which John has mastered
@lenny_1369
26 күн бұрын
@@KittenOverlord brah hahahaha
@gubare3503
10 күн бұрын
@@KittenOverlord not by cougars, but it def is a hobbie of his
I love how indifferent the characters are. It’s that true to life realism and subtle attention to detail that really make Rockstar’s game shine. I work as a framer myself and you really do get used to the constant cougar attacks fairly quickly.
@genericalfishtycoon3853
5 ай бұрын
No one pointed and laughed at their fallen coworker. Totally unrealistic.
@BrightJuni
5 ай бұрын
Nobody started divvying out his lunch either
@_--Reaper--_
4 ай бұрын
Whats a framer
@ProbablyNotARobot
3 ай бұрын
@@_--Reaper--_A dyslexic farmer
@_--Reaper--_
3 ай бұрын
@@ProbablyNotARobot 🚪🚶 Ur dumb
The cougar's comedic timing is absolutely impeccable.
@TheCaliforniaHP
9 ай бұрын
Indeed just too perfect
@millenniumhandandshrimp2610
9 ай бұрын
🎵*ploingploingploingploing*🎵 "Well we've worked so hard to build a little house togethe-WREEOUWRREAROURR🎵
@christianalvarez9930
3 ай бұрын
the closing scene with the zoom out and uncle dying while Charles goes to sleep
🎵 We worked so hard to build a little house together. In the snow, in the rain being mauled by a cougar, whenever. 🎵
@AyaneOfDeath
7 ай бұрын
😂😂
@NIgHTMaReFortyTwo
7 ай бұрын
Its spelled 'mauled'. Try harder in school, you really need it.
@NIgHTMaReFortyTwo
7 ай бұрын
@@AyaneOfDeathQuit spamming emojis like an 8 year old.
@Charles37400
7 ай бұрын
🎶..No matter Any weather Mauled together.🎶
@Charles37400
7 ай бұрын
@@NIgHTMaReFortyTwo ngl dude you seem like your being rude to those guys for zero reason. Something going on in your life? Stressed out? Cant get your stick up?
3:00 actual perfect timing 😂😂😂
@erenjaeger1738
2 ай бұрын
LmaooooooXD straight outta comedy movie
@mohammadsyazwigeoffrey7325
Ай бұрын
Even as the view pan out the cougar is still attacking Uncle Too bad he's got lumbago now
@Skarfgabs
Ай бұрын
charles walking away killed me
"Fucking dammit Mittens, we can play when the house is finished!"
@doggolad2341
23 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@seawind930
6 күн бұрын
What it's like to have a needy cat
If anyone complains about in-game cutscenes over pre-rendered, this video perfectly illustrates why in-game cutscenes will always be superior.
@RSAgility
11 ай бұрын
Plus using gameplay to be "like a pre-rendered cutscene" is just a flex by devs on how good the game looks and plays. No need for lengthy cutscene editing, just tell your AI to grab things, put things down, do things around the world and record the best looking one. The game is already made so good and detailed, that anything looks like a pre rendered cutscene... Just moving forward looks like a cutscene in RDR2! 😂
@luvenpelagius1072
10 ай бұрын
It's just like Trevor getting punched in the Franklin cutscene lmao, a masterpiece
@seriesx9508
10 ай бұрын
In game cutscenes are not "always better." RDR2 has a format not like the average game. They put hundreds and millions into this which most game devs dont have. Maybe for Rockstar, in game cutscenes are better
@seriesx9508
10 ай бұрын
@@RSAgilityNot every game looks as good as RDR2. Most companies are not Rockstar. Recently with PS5, and new technology, this is easier for more ordinary developers.
@seriesx9508
10 ай бұрын
RDR2 was in development for atleast 7 consecutive years with over 200 people working at a crunch schedule. Its absurd that you are making this comparison with RDR2. A standard most companies could not afford at the time
Charles patiently waiting in a steady deep squat position while John gets butchered by a cougar just kills me
@nikkoval8490
Жыл бұрын
“You can do it partner”
@b4nd1t9
Жыл бұрын
Almost killed John too
@cyfreusz
Жыл бұрын
"Stop playing with the cat and help me!"
@nanomage
Жыл бұрын
Clearly he understood who the real master was around there and how to bow down and show the kitty some real respect. Sadly John had to learn that lesson the harder way.
@MC-zi9rf
Жыл бұрын
@@nanomage "RRRWUUAORR" quote
Pros: good price, fast shipping Cons: instead of precut logs, package contained live cougar
@matthewyeldig4608
15 күн бұрын
All-in-all, mixed bag.
That cougar is the toughest building inspector I've ever seen.
The cougar represents John's past coming back to get him. This scene is genius, a masterclass in metaphor.
@Night5225
2 жыл бұрын
Bravo Vince
@pg9193
2 жыл бұрын
The symbolism is too subtle, I don't think I quite get it ye-RRAAAAWWRR REEEE RAARRR! - Oh no plea - RREARRR!!
@NoSteps
2 жыл бұрын
@@Night5225 vravo nince
@tikemyson8839
2 жыл бұрын
@@NoSteps vravo bince
@handitoast122
Жыл бұрын
@@pg9193 this is gold lmao
So. BY the end of building the house John had bested the cougar and trained it to attack Uncle. This is something that could actually be lore accurate.
@ryokiritani4187
2 жыл бұрын
If only he trained it to maul ross
@drakebateman9010
Жыл бұрын
John helped the cougar realize that people with lumbago are tastier
@gamerstheater1187
Жыл бұрын
perfect
@gamerstheater1187
Жыл бұрын
the way he looks away proudly too
@Brett33
Жыл бұрын
I wished the cougar would have attacked Uncle as soon as John walked out of the bank .
0:57 the way the cougar attacks him in time to the music just has me in literal tears 😂😂😂😂
This has the same energy as Squidward vs the Sea Bear
@lexie4071
5 ай бұрын
profile pic checks out u aint wrong 🤣
I love how stoic John is throughout each attack. 'Oh look, here it comes again'.
@artsyscrub3226
9 ай бұрын
"ah its that fuckin cougar again, id kill it if i wasn't so busy building my house"
@cyber_xiii3786
4 ай бұрын
He’s been mauled by wolves before, he’s used to this stuff by now
@jason11279
4 ай бұрын
[stress]
@Vesdus
2 ай бұрын
I love how it looks like he's sometimes trying to defend himself with a 2x4 as well.
2:42 That look in his eyes! Building a house is obviously hard work. But building a house with a cougar roaming the construction site is even harder
@dungcheeseMORK999
2 жыл бұрын
He's got so sick of being mauled he's keeping a hard lookout for that cougar.
@smithwesson1896
2 жыл бұрын
That's the look of a man who hasn't slept in two weeks. Probably because his eyelids were clawed off by a cougar.
@Wizablee
2 жыл бұрын
Our own interdimensional tv show, Building house with Cougar
@REX-gq6ur
2 жыл бұрын
That cat's gonna give him lumbago
@Focusonbehind
2 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh so hard it hurt my stomach.
2:44 i love how John eventually adapted to the shennanigans of the cougar. Silly old cat
1:38 the comedic timing on that moment was absolutely impeccable.
2:42 That is the look of a broken man. For months, that cougar mauled John on a daily basis. He KNOWS the damn cougar is close and WILL attack. Doesn't even care about the blasted house anymore. He just waits for the inevitable.
@manuelkfc7916
2 жыл бұрын
This is the most hilarious comment i've seen in this comment section, i love it.
@evanmcleroy9859
2 жыл бұрын
It has 69 likes, I can't ruin it
@assnapkined9295
2 жыл бұрын
Its like dr strange bargaining with Dormammu
@leyrua
2 жыл бұрын
At this point he's just continuing construction out of pure spite, unwilling to concede defeat.
@Taco-Seller
Жыл бұрын
Its true!
0:57 The absolute comedic timing is just perfect
@jeremyronald
2 жыл бұрын
I about peed myself laughing 😂
@ravenvalentine4919
2 жыл бұрын
the entire thing is just too much i am in years not kidding
@einaregil3051
2 жыл бұрын
Here too 1:24
@0Blueaura
2 жыл бұрын
1:42 though
@thewormarchives7876
2 жыл бұрын
@@0Blueaura that's my favorite. He was about to hammer the nail bit the cougar had other ideas
"There aren't cougars in missions!!"
@SpiritAnimal-zi1rh
2 ай бұрын
"THIS IS MILLIONS TO ONE!!"
John: *building a house* Cougar: "I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI"
Cougar: **Attacks John** Other Builders: “I missed the part where that’s my problem.”
@christianvincentcostanilla8428
2 жыл бұрын
What is that mean : Are they ignore to help John ?
@gram.
2 жыл бұрын
@@christianvincentcostanilla8428 they are ignore to help John :(
@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307
Жыл бұрын
He should have built the cougar into a room! after all this is set in Texas?
@ufukkiblat
Жыл бұрын
“Other builders”, it’s literally just Charles.
@pinoyjona
Жыл бұрын
By the end, it became Uncle’s problem.
I love how they all just accept it like it's bad weather or something
@midorithefestivegardevoir6727
Жыл бұрын
"any weather, we're tugethurr"
@Andrea_404
Жыл бұрын
@@midorithefestivegardevoir6727 weathurr*
@stick117
Жыл бұрын
Any cougar were together...
@Noizzed
Ай бұрын
It's cougar season, oh well, what can you do about it...
Mori Calliope brought me here.
Cat owners when they try getting any work done.
his brain was holding him back so the cougar ate the other half
@brotherfoller
2 жыл бұрын
😂
@lochness5524
2 жыл бұрын
I understood that reference
@aliddda328
2 жыл бұрын
"next time let the wolves eat all of your brain then you'll be a genius"
@miguel581
2 жыл бұрын
Lol very true, I understood
2:40 that face of pure focus thinking "that f*cking cougar could show up at any minute" to the point where hes not even paying attention to what hes hammering and then the next scene where the cougar tackles him through the wall then comes back and mauls him has got to be the funniest thing ive seen. Hes been traumatized so hard
@thelegosmithy161
Жыл бұрын
*STRESS 100*
@kq7770
10 ай бұрын
3:00 Uncle and Charles celebrating and dancing then all the sudden it’s uncles turn to get butchered 💀
@jeremyvillanueva
10 ай бұрын
Ikr 😂😂
@Jon14141
9 ай бұрын
@@kq7770damn
@Focusonbehind
8 ай бұрын
I'm crying xD
This cat really hates carpentry.
“This cat has no fucking chill Charles!”
2:43 i love how John figured out how to block cougar's attacks at the end so cougar starts to attack uncle instead
@beverlyarcher3744
Жыл бұрын
Noticed cougar never attacks Charles must be his spirit animal reminding the other their crazy
@dannybrezelhorner2715
Жыл бұрын
@@beverlyarcher3744 I'm pretty sure the cougar is just scared of, or respects Charles. You don't wanna piss that guy off
@Claymann71
Жыл бұрын
This is the best part of the video, for sure! 👌
@nobleactual7616
Жыл бұрын
If uncle didn't have lumbago he could've taken on 6 cougars
@kaitlando636
Жыл бұрын
Lol
This is one my favorite wholesome scenes from the game, but I can't help but laugh hysterically at it being ruined by a cougar that keeps jumping in and kicking their asses.
@Tombobreaker
2 жыл бұрын
Every day that Cougar comes back and makes building the house a living hell for John
@GMP1isReal
2 жыл бұрын
*kicking John's ass
@KOBULT92
2 жыл бұрын
@@GMP1isReal uncle and charles get attacked once or twice too.
@TheThewulasvegas
2 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched this seven times and it just gets funnier as that rage filled hate machine just keeps mauling John.
@Rickandmorty_com
Жыл бұрын
is this part of the game? why is there a cougar
that cougar has the same comedic timing of certain virtual idols!
uploader: where did all these views come from Deadbeats: 💀
@dimetrodon2250
18 күн бұрын
We do be lurkin now
This made my day! Johns no longer worrying about the wolves but cougars now 🤣
@Zghost276
2 жыл бұрын
Atleast he'll have another cool scar from it
@abelq8008
2 жыл бұрын
Starting with Sadie
@Yam-Yam45
2 жыл бұрын
@@abelq8008 Oh
@bosskbennjpw
2 жыл бұрын
Or raptors
@beverlyarcher3744
2 жыл бұрын
I HATE COUGARS
2:59 is absolute brilliant gold genius comedy master gold I fucking love it. John and Charles casually doing nothing and uncle just gets beaten up by cougar
@thephoenix4093
2 жыл бұрын
Uncle found his partner for dancing
@Rizkur_27
2 жыл бұрын
Uncle has recovered from lumbago after that cougar attack
@pedroroque829
2 жыл бұрын
@@Rizkur_27 His lumbago saved him
@matthewareynoso
2 жыл бұрын
The music playing over his screams too lmao
@derrickjackson1885
2 жыл бұрын
I was about to say something like that till I saw your comment lmao funniest shit I've ever seen.
Can't-breathe laughing at this. There are in-engine cutscenes where it's like "it's funny that happened in a cutscene." *This* is far funnier than anything someone could have scripted for this concept 😂
I love that Calli got to see this
"There aren't cougars In missions!" -DarkviperAU
@gaia.v2
2 жыл бұрын
As it turns out, there are cougars in missions...
@user-ur2gu9hj9k
2 жыл бұрын
opend this viddeo, just to see this comment
@smith040799
2 жыл бұрын
I see you are also a man of culture
@jacobbradley9419
2 жыл бұрын
Millions to one
@coffeecat4506
2 жыл бұрын
Seeing this makes me wonder how matto would react
2:41 His face had me rolling when he figured out how the cougar attacks and not gonna fall for the same trick again🤣
@Johny40Se7en
Жыл бұрын
Took him long enough... 😆😅
@lnteIIigence
Жыл бұрын
Eat my wood instead! Wait, NO!
@Samwichyummers
Жыл бұрын
bro has had enough
@badassmcgilicutty6415
Жыл бұрын
Thx mate. Loved it.
@dizzidazegaming856
Жыл бұрын
Then the cougar decides to go after Uncle 😂
This is the most accurate representation of what it feels like to live with crippling depression.
For me it was a White tail buck in my 2nd playthrough Arthur in the afterlife "YOU AIN'T HAMMERING IT RIGHT!"
This has the same energy as "Random guy punches Trevor during a cutscene" and I'm lovin' it
@alexanderglex4600
Жыл бұрын
The fact that rockstar chose to have interactive cutscenes actually happen in game and not it being some pre rendered thing in both of their franchises is amazing
@BoopSnoot
10 ай бұрын
This is basically my relationship with my cat whenever I'm trying to put fresh sheets on the bed.
@fearedjames
10 ай бұрын
@@alexanderglex4600 It has always been the most common way.
@TAlim_1994
8 ай бұрын
@@fearedjames In very old games, it was much more common to have pre-rendered cutscenes, mainly because the graphics in those games were often not of a sufficiently high quality to create a good quality cutscene, especially during close-up shots. However, you are correct with regards to newer games.
3:03 absolutely killed me, just the fact that the mauling was quiet
@alxtnnn
Жыл бұрын
it's like a wholesome ending scene for a movie but not really 😂
@CylenX6
Жыл бұрын
When the cougar asked politely to have this dance and John unwillingly accepted.
@KentzHodiono
Жыл бұрын
Charles walking away without concern was the cherry on top
@johnmarston2109
Жыл бұрын
poor uncle lmao
@beverlyarcher3744
Жыл бұрын
Charles is like I'm done I'm out of here have fun you two with your woman
Its honestly impressive that a simple glitch can turn a cutscene into slap stick comedy
what a playful cougar, very friendly
1:41 I love how the nail just keeps tapping itself in even after the cougar has mauled John for the hundredth time
@supermaximglitchy1
11 ай бұрын
the nail be like: fine I’ll do it myself
@dicey5456
9 ай бұрын
It got sick and tired waiting for john to finish
@Moonshine449
7 ай бұрын
Arthur did it for him 😢
@quantumblur_3145
7 ай бұрын
@sharpdressedcat230 you have so many other instruments to assist with the deed
@homegirl44
6 ай бұрын
The nail said "I'm just gonna.."
“There aren’t cougars in missions!” “THIS IS MILLIONS TO ONE!”
@MLundy98
Жыл бұрын
DarkViperAU building a house
@studtistics2448
Жыл бұрын
I watched that exact video.
@MicroM4
Жыл бұрын
John Marston is in witness protection and you can't tell me otherwise
@bungiecrimes7247
Жыл бұрын
Sad that we'll never see matto build a lil house 😥
@MLundy98
Жыл бұрын
@@bungiecrimes7247 solution, if we all go over we can build a lil house together.
"THERE AREN'T COUGARS IN MISSIONS!" -Some guy in a tanktop ~120 years later
I love the idea that that cougar was just constantly, incessantly mauling John at all hours of the day throughout the entire building process and nobody paid any mind to John's suffering and just kept on working like they'd planned to lol
"No matter, what the weather, we're together" refers to John and the cougar actually.
@beverlyarcher3744
Жыл бұрын
A cougar named Abigail
The cougar attacking Uncle at the end is the moment John befriended his greatest enemy.
@scrooba_man5270
Жыл бұрын
So that's where uncle got lumbago. I see now.
@xXGamerRoyaleXx
Жыл бұрын
The enemy of my enemy is my friend
@ModularKnight
Жыл бұрын
had me rolling
That's exactly how working from home with cats feel.
🎶 “Well lemme have a cougar with some paws & claws and I’ll hug it” 🎶
2:59 I love how Charles got so annoyed by uncle doing that, that he just summons a fucking cougar to maul his ass
@clevelandleathermaker299
5 ай бұрын
Even cougars know that dancin' is a sinful activity.
@borger298
4 ай бұрын
Bro was in tune with the spirits of the wapiti ancients
@grandgojira5485
Ай бұрын
With this treasure I summon ahh
I like to think that John finally had enough at 2:15 and chased down the cougar to beat the hell out of it but the cougar bested him yet again.
@Handhandme
Жыл бұрын
The sound of the mauling off-camera is what gets me. This entire video is comedy gold
@Claymann71
Жыл бұрын
Yes. Definitely! ABSOLUTELY! 💯
@steventaylor8723
Жыл бұрын
That's Arthur, not John...........
@lnteIIigence
Жыл бұрын
@@steventaylor8723 Okay great........................................................................................
@OncelerKidsAreCringe
Жыл бұрын
@@steventaylor8723 no it’s John
2:58 IS LITERAL GOLD
hahahahhaha at 1:16 during the sunset you can hear john getting mauled hahahaa
This cougar has quite a knack for comedic timing.
@user-wt8zh1bx8y
Жыл бұрын
When you're trying to finish your homework due tomorrow but the cat says no
Damn, Charles really just sat there and watched it happen
@brotherfoller
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@nguyenquockhanh3781
2 жыл бұрын
"We only kill when we eat" - probably Charles
@senpairaijin7079
2 жыл бұрын
"right in front of my salad?"
@osmaine2755
2 жыл бұрын
Black panther never attacks black people
@christianjohnson5379
2 жыл бұрын
@@osmaine2755 Charles is only half black though, he's half Native American and he frankly identifies more with his native half. 😂
As matto once said "THERE ARENT COUGARS IN MISSIONS!!!"
1:24 Love how the cougar send's John flying and completely ignores the bird 😆😆
3:01 I just noticed a unintentional yet hilarious detail. If you look at John, he turns his head a bit towards Uncle while he's being attacked, yet he sighs instead of helping like is gonna be a everyday occurrence from now on, or he's just happy it wasn't him who was the prey for once.
@JohnTitor20361
10 ай бұрын
That just made it 10 times funnier 🤣🤣
@hardy16able
9 ай бұрын
To me it looked like John was happy to catch his breath while it's Uncles turn to be mauled for once :D
@thepotatoofheaven
9 ай бұрын
not very much hes more looking forward
@MrDhruvSrivastava
9 ай бұрын
"First the Skinner brothers and now this" - Uncle, probably
@LongJumpingSurprise
8 ай бұрын
He be like; This is my life now….
2:53: I love that John got so sick of the cougar that he just stays on top of the house to finish it.
@Virsteinn
Жыл бұрын
"You know what? Fuck you." *climbs*
@gamerhead473
10 ай бұрын
I mean cats can climb so
@JDthegamer209
10 ай бұрын
The only problem is that cougars are really good at climbing.
@jammin2575
10 ай бұрын
Yeah but HIGH GROUND bitches! 😅
best video on KZread
This is very accurate to how Cats act whenever you're trying to do something.
Charles: Lift with your legs John, find your center! John: *I can’t find my center I got a cougar on me!*
@BeethovenWasGerman
2 жыл бұрын
God I could hear this in their voices
"COUGARS DON'T SPAWN IN MISSIONS. THIS IS MILLIONS TO ONE!"
@MegaAlexc123
Жыл бұрын
I was looking for a comment like this haha!
@starkraven7308
Жыл бұрын
If you ride past it slow enough on the road going into this cinematic, it will follow you into the scene. It spawns just outside the gate to the ranch. I did it just to see. There are other places this can happen. I got mauled by a grizzly during a cutscene because I trailed too close to it.
@mrbugbug1234
Жыл бұрын
14 PAGES!
@jeanpierremunarschutz9240
Жыл бұрын
Its the legendary cougar witch is literaly at the edge of the map(very far away) means it was spawnd also legendaries only spawn 1nce.
I loved how the cuts made it seem like a reoccurring issue
Aww the Cougar just wanna play hug how cute
"THIS IS MILLIONS TO ONE" - GTA 6 voice actor
@marsayde1237
4 ай бұрын
*THERE AREN’T COUGARS IN HOUSE BUILDING MISSIONS!*
The wordless cougar attacks, the music, Charles acting like this is completely Normal. Gold
@alexanderglex4600
Жыл бұрын
"Help me with this wall John" as he is on the floor being teared apart by a cougar
COUGARS DONT SPAWN IN MISSIONS, THIS IS ONE TO MILLIONS!!!
I think this is about the third time I’ve come back to this video. The unintentional comedy is just perfect.
1:14 seeing this beautiful view of a sunrise whilst hearing John get mauled in the background made me laugh far harder than it should've done :'D
@theflyxx
Жыл бұрын
John: “Unnnnhh!!!”
2:41 that deadass stare - I'm dying xD
@MadHappyPrime
2 жыл бұрын
The look of a man who was routinely mauled by a cougar each day, for months, and now just waits for next attack he knows is coming.
@PxxaNPoptarts4u
2 жыл бұрын
Didn't notice until you mentioned it. Now I'm crying 😂😂😂😂😂
@giggymiggins2456
2 жыл бұрын
*STRESS*
@SanguineousScion
2 жыл бұрын
Poor John 😆
@leyrua
2 жыл бұрын
John: At this point... I don't even care about the house anymore. I'm just not going to let that damn cat *win.*
cougar is trying to warn him about the future consequences of living here.
Real-life footage of my cat attacking me while I do my homework.
i love how he looks super pissed, blocks the cougar twice, then it cuts to him satisfied while the cougar attacks uncle, who never lifted a finger to help him.
0:57 I love how in sync the cougar's attack is with the song.
@kaitlando636
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@tochplays4855
Жыл бұрын
Im too
@cherryswonder3406
Жыл бұрын
Which made things more hilarious.
This is by far one of the greatest videos on the internet.
0:10 "Where were you that time huh? It came mauling me and you just sat there and let it happen. Why?"
In RDR1 there was a spot along the road near Beechers Hope where a cougar would spawn pretty much every 5 minutes whether you wanted it to or not, so these maulings are 100% canon.
@Caedarva
Жыл бұрын
The lore deepens lol
@fluidthought42
Жыл бұрын
It's my personal headcanon that all cougars hate John Marsten specifically on an instinctual level. Only way to explain why he was so often attacked by those bastards.
@PhoenIXPhantasies
Жыл бұрын
Omg that game was full of spots where animals would spawn every 20secs or so. Had a nice spot where wolves would spawn continuously. You think you killed them all but they would just spawn while you were harvesting them (': Endless amounts of dead wolves around you at some point. Great source of income!
@ThatOneGuyYaKnow
Жыл бұрын
Well with how he got hounded as well in the RDR2 tutorial by wolves in the mountain, maybe other wild predators might hate him as well
@Fenizrael
Жыл бұрын
I’m hoping it’s a throwback because when I first got to Beecher’s Hope in RDR2 there was a cougar at the gate waiting for me. It brought back some real PTSD
3:03 Cougar: Hold still! I'm trying to cure your lumbago!
@Iveys_kingdom
2 жыл бұрын
That’s too good
@greycatofnobodys2007
Жыл бұрын
Uncle: no! I want to keep my lumbago!
@nucleardino8992
11 ай бұрын
Ya can't! It's terminal!
@BearlyBearing198
4 ай бұрын
It's a very serious condition
Yeah, don't mind the cat, he don't bite, meanwhile the cat:
2:42 When you're paranoid, but your hammering skills are so impeccable you can hit the nail without looking.
0:58 has me DYING of laughter, the way the cougar just shoves John out of the way and walks away 😂
@RosleStudio358
6 ай бұрын
In sync too
@Thisisjs96
6 ай бұрын
0:58 *
@3DMasterST
5 ай бұрын
> Shoves John out of the way > Refuses to elaborate > Leaves
@devonaiello5469
5 ай бұрын
I laugh everytime 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@BATTLEPENCIL
5 ай бұрын
Just a normal cat behaviour.
"John Marston, you have a home." "So do you." "And you, Charles. As long as you'll stay with us." "... And the cougar, I guess. As long as I've still got a neck to bite."
@vicegt
Жыл бұрын
How they keep the rance free of Bandits.
@emankcin1334
11 ай бұрын
loooool
@MrGiselbart
11 ай бұрын
@@vicegt *John puts down a sign* "Beware of cat" The cat:
@vicegt
11 ай бұрын
@@MrGiselbart the end of red Dead redemption 1 would have been very different.
@Satellaview1889
11 ай бұрын
@@vicegt John peers out into the crowd of lawmen, 50 guns all trained on him. He pushes open the door, accepting his fate, only for a giant cougar to jump onto the lawmen, brutally chewing them to pieces as John mows down the rest. Conclusion: the universe where John is a cat person is the universe where he lives.
Discovered this a year ago and it's still hilarious, thanks for posting.
@brotherfoller
3 ай бұрын
🤝🫡
The music accompanying this is beautiful 😭
1:14 A serene, partly cloudy sky at sundown. John screaming in pain as he is viciously mauled by a cougar off-screen. Doesn't get any better than that.
Love how the music doesn’t stop, even when he’s being mauled. Also, love how he just holds a big beam of wood at the end of it with one hand
@edwardx4979
2 жыл бұрын
John takes his medicine 💊 like a man -- Marlboro Man! 😁
@aquaplush7531
Жыл бұрын
The sounds add to the song!
@EvonixTheGreatest
Жыл бұрын
Imagine if he had managed to connect while swinging that thing around! The cougar would have been launched like a home run
@kaitlando636
Жыл бұрын
The one handed board was funny each time lol
@alexanderglex4600
Жыл бұрын
The fact he started blocking the cougar with that same board was amazing
*_"WHAAATTTT?!?!?!_** THERE AREN'T COUGARS IN THE CUTSCENES!!!! I'VE HEARD IT BUT THERE AREN'T COUGARS IN CUTSCENES!!!"*
@michaelb7013
17 күн бұрын
Darkviper approved!
@Zigeuninja
15 күн бұрын
cougars in missions*
It's an allegory of life, you continue no matter what, "it is what it is"
Why does the cougar have the best comedic timing I've ever seen
That "Augh!" during the long shot at 1:14 is golden.
What a kind cougar, always giving big hugs to his friend John for moral support as he takes on this construction project.
I loved the camera panning out to scenery with the cougar shrieking in the background lol.