Ranking the Top 25 Insults of All Time
Комедия
00:00 Intro
9:55 Round 1
30:55 Round 2
41:45 Round 3
54:40 Round 4
1:04:50 Round 5
1:13:00 Honorable Mentions
Dante joins the boys for an Insult Draft. We get into how long it's been since Dante's last Snake Draft appearance, the insults that get under our skin the most, the best of White Sox Dave's pickup lines, and more.
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"With all due respect, you've probably been called a douchebag the most times in this room, right?"
First 15 minutes has energy of the old drafts. Love the banter back and forth.
Chief’s Richard joke killed me!
As a dude named Richard... This was very entertaining fellas.
@SouthernSkeptic
Жыл бұрын
I'm Richard tok but I call myself Rich so I'm not included. But my family calls me Richard.
This is a all time draft. If there's a part 2 to this draft Whitney has to be the guest
Vegas must have lost a lot of money with Dave never seeing sausage party. I would of guessed he had premier tickets for opening night for that film. Great movie
Love Dantes energy, the gang let loose a little more on this one. Last couple weeks were pretty 😴. Also, it feels like Dave was let off the leash again.
Carl truly understands the use of every word that got drafted. Shakespearean level of insult use.
@domenicacciarri1169
Жыл бұрын
Weird comment
I don’t care about the rules, the absolute all time number one insult is a word that rhymes with zagget. It was and always will be and you all know it. It just hits different. Especially if you add the word fucking right before it *chefs kiss. Say it out loud right now, it feels good and brings back memories of a better time. By the way my brother’s gay.
@joncasec
5 ай бұрын
I bet there's another word that brings you memories of a "better time"...
Getting called or overhearing someone call you either a “burnout” or “Fucking loser” key being the fucking before loser, are good insults because they make you rethink your life.
WSD absolutely ran away with this one. Incredible list
If this was ten years ago, this draft would be some much different. 1-1 and 1-2 would be completely different.
Telling someone they pulled a WSD is a pretty S-Tier insult
25:34 Dave with zero hesitation with his first pick is fucking awesome. Its perfect
Bozo is underrated
Dantes laugh makes my day no lie
@tomm7081
Жыл бұрын
Dantes burner, no person in their right mind would like Dante or think hes funny
This is gold!
“Clown” not being a first rounder is tough
Dante had the worst snake draft performance of all time and sealed the deal when he couldn't pronounce imbecile. He truly embodied the definition.
Jagoff is absolutely a Pittsburgh word.
@darrencarone924
Жыл бұрын
Thank you
They should try a live snake draft like the yak show… i’d watch, we can clown these dude in real time
Jag off is a pittsburgh word
That 1-1 pick got me in so much trouble the first time I said it. Heard my dad say it on original CoD, thought why not try it myself.
Did Dante bang his head before this draft 😬
"This may be over your heads..." Lmao
Can't believe "Fuckface" fell to the fourth round.
Jagoff is Pittsburghese
this should go up in the all timers of drafts, og vibes
This might have been the funniest draft to date just with the banter in between picks
jagoff is also a western PA (mainly Pittsburgh) insult... not just Chicago
@SouthernSkeptic
Жыл бұрын
I think they are saying it originated there because I hear it down here in God's country. It's very Chicago to take credit for shit. Like not putting ketchup on hot dogs.
@marcuskraus87
Жыл бұрын
@@SouthernSkeptic very true haha. Pittsburgh comes up more than Chicago after doing a simple google search so I felt compelled to make a comment. Oddly enough, Pittsburgh has garages too.
@Nagnullat
Жыл бұрын
@@SouthernSkeptic Dante said it was very Chicago. The boys were surprised it wasn't universal.
Jag off is definitely not a Chicago only word……..heavily used in Pittsburgh
4:10 Chief holy shit lol
Shit stain or skid mark is a great insult that is underused
What does eddy say in the intro ? I swear I thought he says may may
Chiefs swift head turn after Dante says "Is he American" is awesome
Everybody was really vulnerable and considerate here. I think this is your best episode yet.
Killers in Raleigh best concert I’ve ever been to
What hat is Carl wearing?
1:57🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Has Dante ever heard an insult?
No one mentioned snake 🐍
Dante is the man
Needed S.O.B and P.O.S
Dipshit going undrafted is a big miss. He’ll mane a roster and make an impact.
@ANTIStraussian
Жыл бұрын
Dipsit got pushed out by squeezer
Being called lazy is worthy
Jagoff is a pittsburgh word
@ANTIStraussian
Жыл бұрын
Whatever city it's from it isn't a first rounder lol
spitting chiclets need to do this
When Eddie read off the picks I couldn’t help everyone’s list being combined into one mega insult. Also WSD wins
why are dantes hands so yellow?
Left us hanging with the clip huh
Dave with a LOT of tipped picks
Rough draft for the Don
@ANTIStraussian
Жыл бұрын
Polesmoker... squeezer....
@dantethedon
Жыл бұрын
yes, very. still had a great time with the boys though
Creep was a 1/1
@danj1939
Жыл бұрын
100%, thats the one that gets everyone
in canada the number one insult is goof
lol @ Chief 27:11
pusillanimous
Surprise no one said "Bitch"....being called that pisses people off
Pansie
damn where are the likes? for this many views especially. terror ratio
I work service rigs in the oilfield, these are all baby material
PISSANT number 1 in my book
@ANTIStraussian
Жыл бұрын
Found Dantes youtube burner
As a barstool fan the fact that muppet didn't get drafted is crazy
@Frank-qz8ut
Жыл бұрын
Bc it’s not a good insult. Zero use of this word outside of hockey world
Eddie or WSD dummied this draft. Eddie way to represent B.C. with the clown insult. Indo-Canadians murder each other over that word and Goof. Carl, the story on WSD was pure gold.
I use “ding bat” all the time
Kevin Hart and every comedian ever works small clubs to write material? I'm shocked.
WSD is so unaware
Out of all the guests you go with Dante...come on guys
@SouthernSkeptic
Жыл бұрын
I like Dante. Whats wrong with him? It could've been Chaps again. We don't need that.
As a British person, the pronunciation of twat is killing me.
Slapdick not even getting mentioned is disappointing
The fact that "your mom" or any of it's iterations wasn't 1-1, is a travesty
This draft would've been more fun if it was in like 2008, when people weren't afraid of words.
How was “fucking coward” not said….
It’s a draft like this that makes me wish there was a Latino doing the draft with these guys because words like pendejo and guey are the perfect mix of insults/compliments. I’m sure other ethnicities have their own insults as well
Pole smoker is so bad
@ANTIStraussian
Жыл бұрын
Never mind squeezer is worse
One thing i will say is that it's "TwAHt" and not "TwOt"
Funniest episode in a long time!🤡
Sausage party was terrible
Carl just sounds so demoralized during douchebag
A round and a half in and still not sure if I like this topic or not.
Poindexter is a big insult. You absolute poindexter
Jagoff at at the 1.3 is a truly awful pick
Wsd I have never heard the singular word “cock” used as an insult terrible pick
That might of been one of the worst drafts ever by Dante
#2 ugly #3 old according to Big Cat and Dave
Asking creep weirdo squeezer Dante to be on this is bad news
Missed a couple big ones: Boomer and Karen. Both sting big time.
This was the worst draft yet
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