How to win 101: 1. Go inside house 2. Close door 3. Never come outside

@PoisonWoah

2 жыл бұрын

The Biggest of Brains

@KenpachiZaraki001

Жыл бұрын

@@PoisonWoah why did you put the ender dragon in "I would destroy them" bro 💀

@RedditIamm

Жыл бұрын

@@PoisonWoah giga Chad brain

Fun fact: unlike the majority of the bear species, polar bears actively hunt humans. They can smell you from miles away and a couple feet underground. If a polar bear approaches you, it has been hunting you for a while. You can’t outrun it either.

@moosesues8887

Жыл бұрын

Nice bleach pfpp

@fishnchips6272

Жыл бұрын

@@moosesues8887 Thanks

The dude can get killed by a head sized bee, and regular ol’ cow, but thinks he can beat the flying flamethrower, & a walking-plant bomb

@guitarheromoose8445

Жыл бұрын

I mean... he has a point

LOL, Someone in my tiktok comments just pointed out I was saying "Elder Dragon" instead of "Ender Dragon"😂I blame League of Legends

@spyderko

2 жыл бұрын

That’s what I was gonna say

@XxBeazly77xX

2 жыл бұрын

Lengeds or legends

@PoisonWoah

2 жыл бұрын

@@XxBeazly77xX LOL I fixed it

@XxBeazly77xX

2 жыл бұрын

@@PoisonWoah I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD ACTUALLY READ MY COMMENT OMG?!?!

@PoisonWoah

2 жыл бұрын

@@XxBeazly77xX of course I would :)

*can't beat a bee* "i think i have the skill set to avoid being blown up by the creeper"

@kweebster

2 жыл бұрын

this guy... beat by a llama... WEAK

@PoisonWoah

2 жыл бұрын

but the bee is big o.o

@Purplisntacolor

2 жыл бұрын

@@PoisonWoah but so is a creeper o.o

@luke_bozo_hehe42

2 жыл бұрын

@@PoisonWoah so is the fing dragon you said you can beat and you went to real life for the cod and then went back to Minecraft for the ender dragon and how are you carrying these beds?

@witoldkopaczewski3954

Жыл бұрын

@@PoisonWoah If a bee sting you the bee dies because the stinger stay attached to the body

"Dolphins are friendly right?" My friend you could not be more wrong. Dolphins will literally kill and forcefully do "things" to each other. They literally bully sharks because they can. They will absolutely destroy you

@TheMonkeCEO

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@zyg0157

Жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure dolphins use pufferfish a volleyballs

@futurespideyboy6778

Жыл бұрын

@@zyg0157 yes they do, they also use the poison from the puffer fish to get high

@bum8480

Жыл бұрын

ahh the aholes of the sea

@music418

Жыл бұрын

I was gonna say something about that

Poison: Cows can kill me. Also Poison: I would destroy the Ender Dragon.

So you're trying to tell me that you would literally die to an axolotl but you could somehow carry a bunch of beds to the end too and kill the ender dragon easily... Are you Superman?

@waddledoo3474

Жыл бұрын

Yes

"Ooh its a toss up against these fish. Pretty sure I'd end this dragon though."

How does that work, you can kill a mooshroom easily where if you shear it it turns into a cow but you would get destroyed

In Minecraft, when you shear a mooshroom,it turns into a cow, so I guess your dead

So you can’t beat a FISH but an entire dragon you can b

@PoisonWoah

2 жыл бұрын

you know it

"Steve is just a normal human" He says, forgetting that the man can carry an ungodly about of things. A gold block (by the 1 yard standard) Is about 32,500 uslbs, This being said, by default, he can carry 64 of them in each of 36 slots. Additionally, he can fill shulker boxes, allowing 27 stacks of 64 in each of 36 slots. And with the recent introduction of bundles (and a small gamebreaking glitch), he can bundle 64 shulker boxes, each with 27 stacks of 64 Gold blocks, in 36 inventory slots. That's 129,392,640,000 lbs, or 57764571.4285714 tons,,,, but it goes deeper. If you remember the good old days of minecraft, you'll remember the crafting of notch apples (And yes I understand that notch apples and bundles weren't craftable at the same time, but bear with me here.) The original recipe for notch apples included 8 gold blocks, and 1 apple, and these were stackable items. This being said, 36 shulker boxes, (you can only replicate the glitch of shulkers in bundles once without corruption of the world) of 27 bundles, of 64 shulker boxes, of 27 rows of 64 golden apples, considering the weight of 8 gold blocks and one apple each results in a carrying capacity of 2.794881e+13 lbs, or 1.3974405e+11 tons. But wait, it gets deeper. When considering the weight of a gold block, and it's recipe (9 ingots) you can determine the weight of ingots, and therefore, the weight of Armour. Steve's heaviest armor option is full gold Armour, weighing in at 86,666⅓ lbs. But wait, it gets deeper. He has an offhand, it's really the last thing I can think of, but it is 1 more shulker of bundles of shulkers of notch apples so 🤷‍♂️. Steve's total carrying capacity is equivalent to 2.7948834e+13 lbs, but yeah, you're right, you could probably take him. 🙃

@bluerangers81

2 жыл бұрын

Good god

@therosehuntress

Жыл бұрын

Are You MatPat From An Alternate Reality

@sleepeeeparents

Жыл бұрын

he probably is

@jonathansauceda589

Жыл бұрын

Shulker boxes don't stack so bundles can only hold one

@guitarheromoose8445

Жыл бұрын

Neitherite is heavier

elder dragon confused me lol. i saw you on yt shorts and i like ur content

@PoisonWoah

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks! I work really hard on it :)

Man really said he would bring A bed like one single bed would do anything 💀💀💀

Dolphins in real life are some of the most menacing species in the world my guy, they have so much blood on their fins.

You can actualy shear a mushroom cow and guees what happens? They turn into a normal cow.

Not so fun fact: dolphins actually have raped and killed humans before so I don’t think you should fight it and if you did you wouldn’t be that well off

my guy questioning if he can beat a fish in a fight

People: you'd lose to a blaze Me, who lives in the Amazon: laughs

13:55 Kicking: *”am I a joke to you?”*

steve can lift over a million pounds though, unless your just counting him as a normal human

If you shear a mooshroom it would turn into a normal cow

You were joking about the Enderdragon right?

Bro Steve can carry infinite weight bassically 💀

@xoroMC

Жыл бұрын

yet he’s 440 pounds without anything in his inventory and no armor, and he still gets flung by the ender dragon, even if he had max weight on him he still gets flung by the ender dragon

For a blaze, all you need is a spray bottle

“Dolphins are friendly right” well no but actually no

For the bees you used Thierry size in mine craft but for cods you used the real life size. And no just no nearly all these you can't win. I don't know if this is even a joke

"I underestimated how long they were, They're very long." What do you mean that?

Bro Steve can literally carry thousands of tons and he is as fast as a 10 mile car (I think)

Idea: I ranked video game characters I could beat in a fight

"Dolphins are friendly, right?" 😬😬😬

dude dolphins are much deadlier than even sharks

in real life dolphins can be pretty aggressive and have even sexually assaulted humans

I like how you body an ender dragon but you die to bee

😀🤜🐓 =🍗🍗 Him: YUMMY

"Steve is just a regular human" 😬😬😬

"DoLfInS aRe NiCe aNd sEreNE" Dolfins: literally ra*ing humans sometimes

@YugiMuto868

Жыл бұрын

Please. Get better grammer and its typed dolphins.

@deniszoo1841

Жыл бұрын

@@YugiMuto868 sorry it is second language

But the drowned could have a trident

Moosheoom can be sheared and its a regular cow then.

top war:ender man vs herobrine vs steve vs creeper vs warden with strongness 2666

So your telling ME that you could beat the ender dragon. The average bed is anywhere from 50 to 150 pounds and it takes 12 to 15 beds to kill the dragon. So you would have to carry anywhere in-between 600 and 2250 POUNDS. And you also need a bucket of water Incase you get hit in the air. Which is heavy and all other kind of thing's

So you’d fight a cat but not a llama..?

And you could instantly know how to wield a medieval bow and disarm armed soldiers B R U H

Bruh do you know how big horses are no chance in hell

The bee would eat me whole 💀

Just bring a bed irl, not too hard right Carry a bed that don’t explode irl and the dragon is huge irl

If I even saw one of them spiders I’d do a tootsie roll 9000

EAT THE SLIME???

No dolphins are not friendly they drown seals and use there dead child as a beach ball and rip off sharks fins

Where would you get enough beds to fucking kill the ender dragon

Yo bro if you shear a mooshroom it turns into a normal cow

If you sheer a mushroom cow it will trun into a cow

“The elder dragon”

for perspective Steve is 6'9 with a 9 inch fist diameter

@Sumeri_Barusu

Жыл бұрын

aside from that lets look at what you said you could beat... first the ender dragon is not easy, you can't carry the amount of material to set up the bed block and you can't carry an entire inventory of beds, I doubt you can carry one, second is the blaze, you said you'd use water but you have to get close enough to the blaze first, and it flies. third the mooshroom would definetoy win because the cow would and if you shear off the shrooms it's just a cow. fourth is the skeleton, skeleton hobo, and skeleton horse, skeletal creatures are held together and draw strength from magic. fifth is zombies and zombie villagers they are as big as Steve and zombies so they kill you

The thing is with Steve is that he can carry like 37 billion pounds or something like that. He could also survive any fall of he has a water bucket

@Dem1z_

Жыл бұрын

True you would be atoms and if you think about it any thing that can serfive a hit from steve will destroy you

Ah yes the elder dragon

Steve can pick up over 6m tons of wait

Bro what if the drowned had a trident

How does a fish beat you??????

@luke_bozo_hehe42

2 жыл бұрын

And he can somehow beat the ender dragon?

This guy has never played minecraft in his entire life

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO STOP

@PoisonWoah

2 жыл бұрын

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES GO

Steve literally could hold 1000's of pounds

I'm same with the axolotl especially since I own one myself and I couldn't do it.

Moosherooms can be sheared

Ender dragon weakness isn't beds cause it only kills it because you can't sleep in the end in general but in the over world you can so basically kinda useless and beds are very heavy so imagine carrying more than one

U got 50 arms or something? How are you going to carry enough beds to kill the wonder dragon

Bro a dolphin would hurt you so much it would be hard to swim then r@p3 you they actually do that they r@p3 humans

@nothing-hm9pr

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly

Drowns can breath on the land

HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED MINECRAFT HALF THE SUFF YOU SAID WAS WORNG OR NOT CLOSE TO REAL IN MINECRAFT

my wife divorced me because you ate the endermite. Thanks :)

@PoisonWoah

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't know you had a wife

@RedditIamm

Жыл бұрын

@@PoisonWoah dudes a Chad so he has one

Steve can lift over 20 billion lbs

Dolphins are psychos

It’s not but it’s a part of there body

Elder dragon

Illusioner?

I do not think you can best Steve because he can several tons

So the cow wins but dragon lose what!

OXWODLE

bros 10 eyes

How tf do you lose to an axolotlt

Elder dragon you mean ender dragon

The bee

Its in minecraft or what

What cave spider has Poisson drink milk

In the mutual that is not correct.

I see why this has 183 likes because bro a cow can kill you a fish and a cat is a toss up and bro you not beating no ender dragon

Go in your house If it’s outside

Wtf 🤬 is a elder dragon

Is this based off of minecraft logic or thing that have nothing to do with minecraft like what- these make 0 sense

real ender man Is super creapy look it up

K bing bong

No it is infinite

How would u carry a bed u got a backpack

@PoisonWoah

2 жыл бұрын

I'd bring the dragon to my bedroom

@Monkesensei

2 жыл бұрын

@@PoisonWoah seems real susy

@PoisonWoah

2 жыл бұрын

@@Monkesensei LMAO

@Monkesensei

2 жыл бұрын

POV : smash or pass ender dragon smash

@chipstastesupergood3788

2 жыл бұрын

​@@PoisonWoah real question is how I gonna get in the bed and out with out blowing yourself up

Elder dragon