Spectacular list, an extremely rare occurrence where KZread’s algorithm is absolutely fucking correct for once. Looking forward to your future videos, so I hope you keep it up!

okay girliepop i don't know how i found you before your famous cause you're fucking hilarious

I clicked because the title just seemed so out of nowhere that I loved it.

I think in the stuart little book, stuart little is not an orphan. He was born into that family. He has a human mother.

@taylorbowser571

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it's true in the original edition, but they changed it in subsequent publications because it was so disconcerting to children, parents, and librarians.

@TheSamp

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Everyone involved in Stuart Little’s creation needs to atone for their sins

At least Penny found adoptive parents

Delighted to say all my key orphans were included

When I was a wee homeschooled child, my mother made me do a writing assignment of which fictional character I would most like to be. I said Klaus Baudelaire. I distinctly remember her being deeply disturbed by this.

oh my GOD I never knew where candle on the water had come from but hearing it in this video unlocked a core memory like a sleeper agent of having to preform it for our parents in my 3rd grade class. dang .

not the dead meat reference...this is my shit

The title is exquisite

Whoa Dead Meat?? What are you doing in my ranking orphans video??

Snails are haemaphroditic: snaemaphrodites

I laughed much harder than I should have at Penny, which is very mean, and I think what I envied most about Harry was that he got to be around Lucius Malfoy and I just want to touch his hair. Also yes, every Disney villain that has ever existed is some sort of queer.