"Is that an Amulet of Mara? Are you interested in me?" "Nah, I'm just here for the 10% restoration spell cost reduction.

@jaydentyrell9483

3 ай бұрын

😂

@Voltar_99

3 ай бұрын

Is that an actual dialogue people will tell you?

@samhamsord7942

3 ай бұрын

@@Voltar_99 yes.. if I remember it right. Wearing amulet will trigger those from weird potential mates around all of skyrim and beyond, though fairly rarely.

@Voltar_99

3 ай бұрын

@@samhamsord7942 I wore an amulet of Mara for a while and I don’t think I ever heard that, so it being rare would make sense

@achmadzidanali7635

3 ай бұрын

​​@@Voltar_99no there isnt,but for the question of "interested in me?" There is,for the answer of 10% restoration was sadly no,its just someone joke

I literally married Camilla just to mess with Faendal and Sven

@KillrMonkey19

3 ай бұрын

Till they show up uninvited to wherever you're living at

@Roboprogs

3 ай бұрын

@@KillrMonkey19 mess with, mess up, whatever.

@ziul.3124

3 ай бұрын

😂

@Voltar_99

3 ай бұрын

⁠@@KillrMonkey19if I ever decide to uninstall the mod I have that lets me marry serana and marry Camilla cause why not I’ll kill those 2 the millisecond they show up at my door. Either that or see if I can find a mod that makes them essential and use the modded spell I have that lets me send essential characters to oblivion

@J-umper

3 ай бұрын

did this, then made sven a steward

Watching this video makes me feel like Lord Farquad when he was watching the magic mirror deciding which princess to marry.

@jerryrikki9466

2 ай бұрын

Number two, number two my Lord

@ThePerson44

Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@Nirnvana

Ай бұрын

I thought this exactly 😭

@Lord_Pilaf

Ай бұрын

​@@jerryrikki9466 Three! Pick three milord!

@tomsphnat

27 күн бұрын

Many of you will die, but that is a sacrifice I'm willing to make 😇

If Serana was an option she would 100% be number 1. It honestly wouldn't even be fair

@SwaxMain4u

3 ай бұрын

Why was she not an option anyways? Shes one of the more fleshed out characters

@ZhangtheGreat

3 ай бұрын

@@SwaxMain4u Because the creators said so. But if you want the lore reason, Serana isn't ready or interested in marriage. She's gone through too much pain that it'll take her a lot of time to heal, so rushing into marriage doesn't suit her.

@octavianpopescu4776

3 ай бұрын

I'm not so sure. Don't know about you, I like Serana, but not necessarily like that. She's more BFF material than wife material.

@Voltar_99

3 ай бұрын

@@octavianpopescu4776 understandable, you’re in kinda of a minority, half this god forsaken community has a fetish for her and Ngl I see it which is why i have a mod installed that makes her a candidate

@mastergems5145

3 ай бұрын

She is undead so... Necrophilia is a no, no.

One of these days I'll do a playthrough that doesn't turn into a stealth archer married to Aela

@Suplex479

3 ай бұрын

No you won't, we all won't

@AngelicImp8641

3 ай бұрын

Me who hates playing a sneak archer. 👉👈

@Zedvais

3 ай бұрын

One day my friend. Not today, not in any foreseeable future, but someday.

@bertranwalker6524

3 ай бұрын

can i recommend an Orc warlock married to Marcurio?

@keifujitora6587

3 ай бұрын

How about a stealth mage/spellsword that's not married

Aella probably smells like three German Shepherds every time it rains

@JayJoeVid4EVER

3 ай бұрын

Hot

@julianadams3710

3 ай бұрын

Bro I’m already gonna marry her you don’t have to keep sweetening the deal.

@AltairCreedZ

3 ай бұрын

Kinda hot ngl

@nugget7865

3 ай бұрын

@@julianadams3710 bro I-

@PerfectCell1994

3 ай бұрын

Lmfao 😂

Another point for Ysolda. If Belethor happens to meet an unfortunate end, she takes over his shop, which means that "little store" she is running becomes a full fledged business. Great for laundering money!

@tacidian7573

3 ай бұрын

How to properly play Skyrim

@vagthegamer7429

3 ай бұрын

Why would anything happen to belethor? I don't understand why anyone would ever wish harm to our fellow Breton friend. He'll get you the best there is or die trying.

@ChaotiX1

3 ай бұрын

@@vagthegamer7429 lets just say, sometimes bad things happen to good people...

@zodiacqueen1356

3 ай бұрын

​@@ChaotiX1 Like a werewolf attack

@mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305

3 ай бұрын

​@@vagthegamer7429trying doesn't automatically guarantee success

Ultimate psychopath family is marrying Muiri and adopting Aventus Arentino 😂😂

@JIMT412

3 ай бұрын

That's Adams family material

@rudyhernandez4574

3 ай бұрын

While being the head of the dark brotherhood

@theincarnationofboredom207

2 ай бұрын

Can you actually adopt aventus?

@TheGraffiti600rr

2 ай бұрын

Done it. It was great. So many burried bodies in the back yard though.... lol

@TheGraffiti600rr

2 ай бұрын

​@@theincarnationofboredom207 I'm 90% sure there's a patch for it.

I love vanilla ice cream, my car is silver, and I always marry Lydia.

@VAULT-TEC_INC.

3 ай бұрын

I love making Lydia a member of the Blades and hearing her call me “Dragonborn.” 😻

@michelvanderlinden8363

3 ай бұрын

Gotta love marrying someone sworn to obey you no matter what. You cant lose with that decision.

@sloshed-rat

3 ай бұрын

​@@michelvanderlinden8363 I think it's kinda sweet. Like the dragonborn's proposal is, "You've done everything you can to protect me... now it in turn, I will do the same for you."

@volleybalmable

3 ай бұрын

I love stale bread, water without any ice, the newest season of the simpsons and I also always marry Lydia

@Zayceofspades

3 ай бұрын

My Lydia always ends up dying to some stupid reason before I make it to riften

This video = %100 truth and %0 Nazeem

@Treppoo

3 ай бұрын

Well he was in the background of one Ysolda clip ;)

@sheffdog9376

3 ай бұрын

@@Treppoo true ya got me >:)

@omuniinfiniti5652

3 ай бұрын

Although Ysolda might be a drug dealer, to some rumors I've heard

@AndromedaPrima

3 ай бұрын

@@Treppoo sadly, there is still no german suplex-ing Nazeem

@highlordalarak5111

3 ай бұрын

Check the jarl balgrufs backside that’s usually where he stuffs himself

If Mjoll is good enough for Joe Joeman she is good enough for me

@Eatmyshorts1197

3 ай бұрын

Shoutout joe joeman we miss him 😢

@Voltar_99

3 ай бұрын

Who’s Joe Joeman again?

@Eatmyshorts1197

3 ай бұрын

@@Voltar_99 he’s a KZreadr lol look him up his Skyrim vids are super funny

@gal1gula

3 ай бұрын

@@Voltar_99a god amongst men

@natalie022

3 ай бұрын

@@Voltar_99the guy who did a bunch of crazy shit to become high king lol

"Viola insists on being Windhelm's biggest moron, and for a city full of Nords, that's impressive." I took that personally.

@Redeemer121

6 күн бұрын

Like an arrow in the knee

I would like to point out that Jordis the shieldmaiden has several things going for her that the other houscarls lack. Her name is taken from the norse word "hjordis" meaning sword, meaning her name is lowkey cool af, and shieldmaiden is a really nice title for the dragonborn's wife. She expresses that she wanted to go out adventuring and see the world besides solitude and find a husband, so unlike the other characters just kinda going "oh is that an amulet of mara? sure why not" she actively wants a husband. She comes with the house in solitude which is objectively one of the better house options in the game, even if I do like goldenhills more.

@frankhalgas3798

3 ай бұрын

I always have her equip skimpy falmer armor.

@TheMetalValkyrie

3 ай бұрын

Shes really under rated she is my all time favorite she also the nicest wife.

@Pumbli

3 ай бұрын

Agreed on your points! To further expand on her name and as you said, "Hjördís" is the Old Norse name hers was based on, but it is also a compound word. "Hjör-" as you mentioned, means 'sword' but "Dís" means either 'maiden' or 'goddess'. So her name, directly translated from Old Norse would be "Swordmaiden", which makes reading out her full name and title translated kind of funny; Swordmaiden the Shieldmaiden.

@ralonnetaph6450

3 ай бұрын

@@PumbliI didn't think I could like her even more thankyou. Sword the Shieldmaiden is funny, but Swordmaiden the Shieldmaiden is peak silly goober

@peterrobinson7803

3 ай бұрын

Always her or Rya

You can get Murie without doing the Dark Brotherhood by making sure she becomes the new owner of the Alchemy shop. Yes, you have to "Accidentally" unalive her mentor to do so.

@pepo_pipi

3 ай бұрын

the amounts of details is crazy, crazy af. Bethesda have magic or some shit

@tacidian7573

3 ай бұрын

"Are you telling me that Bothela just happened to fall on your enchanted dragonbone sword like that?" "Yes." "Case dismissed."

@RedScrolls

3 ай бұрын

then it gets awkward because if you decide to join the brotherhood you have to kill her ex-lover. kind of romantic actually.

@HarveyDangerLurker

2 ай бұрын

I usually marry her cause I liked her for some reason. Probably the murders.

@blueserenbippity7066

2 ай бұрын

Isn’t Muiri one of the people who attend the Feast of Namira, too?

Still pumping out ranking videos 13 years later is a sign the game is a masterpiece.

@luthiamoonlightfrqc2905

3 ай бұрын

Starfield? What is that?

@pepo_pipi

3 ай бұрын

@@luthiamoonlightfrqc2905 get a life

@nicbahtin4774

3 ай бұрын

Maybe it's cause it's the last good bethesda RPG

@Kris.G

3 ай бұрын

@@luthiamoonlightfrqc2905 stop being so stupid

@yamo511

3 ай бұрын

gotta keep pumping out that slop!

I just keep things basic and marry Lydia most of the time. She's a solid fighter, has great looks and a pleasant voice, and she opens up a small general store that produces 100 gold per day once you marry her. Whether adventuring together in full Daedric armor, or chilling at the Tundra Homestead selling trinkets, odds and ends, and that sort of thing, she makes for an awesome spouse.

@Avatar1977

3 ай бұрын

and she's sworn to carry our burdens

@Mr-tu4cj

3 ай бұрын

Lydia is a badass. People say they don’t like how she complains, but I’d complain too if my boss kept handing me tons of crap to carry. Also, if you get her to take her armor off, you’ll see that she carries her own burdens. Lol

@gargles5270

Ай бұрын

@@Mr-tu4cj every time she says “i am sworn to carry your burdens 🙃” it makes me laugh, i’ve never found it annoying lol

@Hypersp4ce

Ай бұрын

I just married Lydia today and it was one of the most beautiful experiences I've had in Skyrim. She's a great early game follower and an even better wife. I'm feeling the love right now haha. She's beautiful inside and out.

@ThemoonsFullofgoons-qn9xl

Ай бұрын

I don’t marry her because I keep her around with my wife as a little harem 😂

Muiri is awesome. Who would not want a Foresworn wife as much as you have to be in the reach? She has a useful skillset; she has a job; she’s perfect for chaotic or evil Dragonborn…and she’s a looker.

@Captainumerica

3 ай бұрын

Clearly the prettiest face in Skyrim

@18Hongo

2 ай бұрын

"I love the kind of woman who will actually just kill me" - a Dragonborn of culture, right after downing a drink Muiri just handed him.

Borgakh is the green queen of Skyrim

Sylgia is almost always my go-to wife she's just too perfect. 🥰

@SCP01986

3 ай бұрын

Same! Miner's uniform or not, she is so pretty and nice

@davidkusner5637

3 ай бұрын

She can crack rock with the best of 'em.

@eamontdmas

3 ай бұрын

Perfect? She's only the second best looking woman in her family.

@blackwingred3473

3 ай бұрын

@eamontdmas Sure that may be the case but I love Sylgia's personality more than anything.

@davidkusner5637

3 ай бұрын

There's a mod called Amorous Adventures that is, um, interesting. The adventure with Sylgja and her mother is really over-the-top.

Aerin will actually run the whole way through Skyrim if you fast travel. One day I found him running along the road. Pretty soon he aggroed some wolves and I very happily didn't help him even one tiny bit. It's not murder, it's just nature taking its course.

Lydia is my favorite housescarl. She was my first follower in skyrim, and we together laid low the world eater. I kitted her out in the best gear, and the strongest armor. Lydia was an unstoppable whirl-wind of destruction and "You should've stayed in your forest, little elf..." It was great. Sadly...One day she bugged out and woudn't put her helmet on, so I gracefully retired her to breeze home. She is Lydia of Whiterun, sworn to carry your burdens. And she is cool!

@jojobean3026

2 ай бұрын

Exact same for me only she wouldn't wear her chest piece

I ADORE Jenassa. I almost always either marry her or make her my bestie.

@joepetto9488

3 ай бұрын

Stay away from my wife.

@vamp1024

3 ай бұрын

@@joepetto9488 she can marry us both. She has 2 hands.

@firstLast-jw7bm

3 ай бұрын

@@vamp1024 you two can have the hands as long as I can have that forehead crevice

@user-dl8vi5lm2u

3 ай бұрын

I always had her as a follower. I am just using Lydia to carry my crap.

@Aldiraider

2 ай бұрын

i made her into my house-steward. Cause i already married another character.

In my first playthrough, I married Ysolda and was very happy with her, especially against some of the choices of my friends. I always intend on later playthroughs to make a different choice, but I end up marrying her again. I've adopted different children (though always either Sophie or Lucia get adopted), done different armors, built and lived in different houses, I always end up marrying Ysolda.

@connorrasmussen1167

Ай бұрын

nice, although i use SDA for one reason and thats marrying serana

I always marry Shahvee ! She's so wholesome and she deserves to have a good life 🥺

@zekenotech

3 ай бұрын

Ah, a fellow Shahvee enjoyer. When I married her, I manually walked with her all the way back to the house in Whiterun. We ran into a bear, a gang of bandits, and a troll and every time Shahvee drew her dagger and went "SQUARE UP, MFER". Best girl, hands down.

@jasonmarin8187

2 ай бұрын

I married her too. I also wish that Serana and a female Khajit were an option for marriage.

@Impalingthorn

Ай бұрын

Shahvee men unite. Many would say we only like her because of her looks, but truly most Dragonborn wouldn't CONSIDER her because of their looks. Shahvee is wholesome and loving. If she looked like a Skyrim native you sweetroll stuffers would love her.

@c1borgen

Ай бұрын

The only argonian maid I can have

You missed the mage woman south of Riften (I can't remember her name at the moment) that will join you and even marry you if you rescue her and help her stop the evil order of mages in the tower you found her in, she's a good one. (If you missed her there could be others, and she isn't DLC or MOD related she's base game).

@anonymouseX942

3 ай бұрын

That's Ilia, the one who disappears if you dismiss her, he did talk about her

@CmdCodd

3 ай бұрын

@@anonymouseX942 yeah I saw a couple days later in a different video, I also discovered that the unofficial Skyrim patch is what fixes her so I guess you do need a mod because Bethesda left her a broken character... If they hadn't messed up her code then you wouldn't need the patch. 😑

I swear that I remember being able to marry Derkeethus (I think that is how you spell his name idk) after you save him from Dark Water Crossing. I remember because when you ask to marry him he says something along the lines of "I would gladly walk along side you until the trees themselves fade away" or something like that. I thought that it sounded nice, but I might be wrong.

@Loz-Omega

3 ай бұрын

Its derkeethus and he is a male. And also i heard he is kinda bugged

@IndoorSunset

3 ай бұрын

@@Loz-Omega okay good to know. I'm glad that I wasn't imagining things.

@Lotselance

3 ай бұрын

Darkeethus is bugged as hell, if you want to marry a male Argonian go for Scouts-Many-Marshes in Windhelm instead

If for some odd reason you really wants to live on Solsthiem, just keep in mind the woman on this list Morwen and Hilund can't move into Severin Manor, you can only move into their own respective homes, Thirsk Mead Hall and Morwen's House.

@tacidian7573

3 ай бұрын

Solstheim? A terrible place, I've heard. There's a boat from Khuul, if you have any reason to go.

I wish you could marry Ingun Black-Briar so that you marry into the richest family in Skyrim. Edit: Ysolda is usually my go to, she's a grinder

@LoogyHead

2 ай бұрын

The only downside is I am certain she would test her poisons on her spouse.

@jacobringenwald

2 ай бұрын

@@LoogyHead on that same note, you would really have to be careful and not make her too mad, too.

@danieldegraaf1217

Ай бұрын

Downloaded a mod once to do just that, was quite fun tbh 👍🏼

Your number 2 is my personal ultimate number 1 pick because of her drop dead gorgeous looks! Plus being business savy has always kept me rolling in gold!

@joshfairweather97

3 ай бұрын

Muiri, Sylgia and Ysolda are my top 3's. Plus Corri English's voice is a bonus too.

@DaveLunderground

3 ай бұрын

also, she's kinda the walter white of skyrim. my only problem with her is her crush on mikael. so i usually choose sylgja, who is an excellent wife/mother.

@splitman1129

3 ай бұрын

It's a video game y'all. Jajaja

@MsKeylas

3 ай бұрын

​@@splitman1129 no shit fucker. but this rpg,so do t rain in peoples roleplay parade

When all my other favourite Skyrim KZreadrs fail to upload, Fall Damage comes to the rescue

@luthiamoonlightfrqc2905

3 ай бұрын

Welsh wizard also published a Skyrim video today

"She hates bears almost as much as Ulfric hates logic" I'm subbing just for that line alone🤣👏

Ysolda has always been my go to. Shes about the perfect wife in skyrim. Kind, cute, and smart.

@catnip8896

3 ай бұрын

And sells drugs. 😂😂

@Mr-tu4cj

3 ай бұрын

And she has a massive crush on the Whiterun bard Mikael, to the point that the game code even lists him as her boyfriend so that she will hate you if you attack him. I think she also owns his book.

@march8482

3 ай бұрын

Same, but I also feel a little bad for taking away her hopes and dreams of taking over the bannered mare from Hulda. On the other hand, if she's my wive, I can give her a mammoth tusk everyday, if you know what I mean ;-)

@Mr-tu4cj

3 ай бұрын

@@march8482 it’s ok she will open up a shop when you marry her, so in a way she’s living her dream.

Breylyna was my first and still favorite female romance. She's just adorable, with her continuous flubbung of her spells (while insisting to tolfdir she knows exactly what she's doing), and her trying to distance herself from her Telvanni family.

@vanyadolly

Ай бұрын

One of the best followers for sure. The College questline is rushed, but it's my favoruite faction for how at home I felt with the characters there. Brelyna and I have shared trauma from stumbling into more falmer dungeons than I can count 😂

@JosephSmith-lm4ri

19 күн бұрын

10/10 dunmer gf.

Serena is the only one I want to marry but can’t. The only character that the Dragonborn actually connects to while the rest are just strangers to them.

lydia is the goat and no one can convince me otherwise

@bertrandflantier3837

3 ай бұрын

She's not. Did i convice you ?

@angbandsbane

3 ай бұрын

Because we treat her like a pack goat or other beast of burden?

@jarrettbatchelor1873

3 ай бұрын

Serena

@stanlydalone4402

3 ай бұрын

You’re thinking of Hilda, and just because she can carry a lot of extra loot it’s no reason to marry a goat

@user-dl8vi5lm2u

3 ай бұрын

Until you accidentally shoot her while trying to kill Draugr in the doorway. That's why she only has a bow for me.

My Dragonborn will wait eternity for Serana, that is his true love.

@miramarsebastien7970

2 ай бұрын

If you're on PC use the amorous aventure mod.Once you kill Harkon and keep her with you she Will open up and you Will bring her to dibella priestesses Who Will teach her sex with you and the leader one.After. à while she is touched by dibella and you can marry her

Good to know that I'm not the only one who chose Aela over Lydia. What I like about Aela is her attitude towards Dragonborn - she speaks as your equal, your Shield Sister, while Lydia keeps saying "I am your sword and your shield, I will carry your burdens..." like a servant.

In my first playthrough I married Njada because of the hard to get aspect. I was so disappointed when she still says mean stuff occasionally and in my house in Solitude she would sleep in the basement instead of the bedroom. Then I met Serana...so I did what anyone guy would do. I restarted and speedran the DLC to marry her only to find out you can't. I usually marry Sylgja. Even her mom is hot so you know she's going to retain her looks. Muiri is also hot; but you have to "accidently" hit her boss with an aggression spell so a guard can take her out making way for Muriri to take over the shop so you can invest in it.

@keifujitora6587

3 ай бұрын

You can marry Muiri normally if you join the Dark Brotherhood and clear her quest (kill Alain and Nilsine)

THAT WEREWOLF LINE WAS CRAZY

The lack of Khajit is palpable.

If serana was an option there wouldn't even be a need for a list

@NovaProspekt19

3 ай бұрын

Too edgy

@stupiddumbidiot4624

2 ай бұрын

Agreed

You omitted to mention that Jenassa look really good in forsworn ravager clothes. Thought someone should say it.

Now I need a video on husbands lol. My dragonborn needs a husband

@25Erix

3 ай бұрын

Farkas is my go-to husband. He remains Essential after the Companions questline (just don't use Storm Call. That will kill him).

@tinnitusintensifies

3 ай бұрын

@@25ErixSTRUD-BOH-QAH

@ThatCatDiaz

3 ай бұрын

​@@25ErixI bet he's a beast in bed too

@IorekB92

3 ай бұрын

@@25Erix he's definitely a choice, a hottie himbo 😍😍😍 plus we'd both be in The Hunting Grounds in the afterlife

@Erased-_

3 ай бұрын

We don’t need no Fus-Roh-Gay energy around here

My 3 favorites all in the top 10 (Jenassa, Sylgja, and Muiri). Although I am partial to Muiri for her looks and the whole cool with murder aspect, I think Jenassa is the most practical wife. She is the perfect wife for a Dunmer who prefers to date stay within the superior race. She is a good follower, unique enough dialogue, and I always feel like I am giving her a real home when I marry her.

I also commented this during the best companions video, but one time Mjoll was kidnapped as part of a Companions job, and the game had Aerin still be with her in whatever dungeon they were held up . So as soon as that area loaded in the bandits just killed him 💀 Update: in my current playthrough Mjoll was captured again but this time Aerin spawned at the entrance to the second part of the dungeon. I was feeling generous, so I cleared the way for him, becayse otherwise the fool would rush in to fight the bandits and get himself killed

I still argue that Shahvee is the best because she genuinely doesn't mind living in the docks of Winterhold and deals with the oppression she gets every day. I was going to use her quote as my Senior quote when I graduated but they made me change it. "Sometimes life puts you in difficult circumstances you didn't choose. But being happy or unhappy is a choice you make, and I've chosen to make the best of things that I can."

@randyrandom3358

2 ай бұрын

Damn, who invited mister Philosopher eh? That proverb hits deep, it's just a shame that I can empathize with it personally

@Yuki_Ika7

Ай бұрын

Indeed, also I often times trick myself into being happy and upbeat

Dunno about the bed chicanery that will happen at night but I won’t lie I do love Temba as a wife. Strong willed and can rage like a hurricane but damn do I feel supported by her.

This is the first video I see of you, and within 16 seconds, I'm hooked. Your voice reminds me of the narrator from Discovery's "How it's Made" in the best way possible. Definitely sticking around for a while just to listen..

Face improvement mod packs were made for most of these wives. Maybe some personality packs would be nice. As for wives that talk down to you...that's actually pretty realistic.

@Shadow_Sonata

3 ай бұрын

The Bijin mods are the best for that. You should see how it improves Ysolda and Sylgja.

@vanlllasky

3 ай бұрын

@@Shadow_Sonata Pandorable's mods are good too

@JayJoeVid4EVER

3 ай бұрын

Good thing I'm into that

Bro, keep doing these vids, they are awesome and funny. And informative

Excellent video. Amazing writing! 🔥

You might just be the best Skyrim channels ever

@DmytroBogdan

3 ай бұрын

Not judging by the subs count😂

@JzargoTodd

3 ай бұрын

@@DmytroBogdan what’s that supposed to mean

@odlfmariner470

3 ай бұрын

@@JzargoTodd he's just being a bit shallow

@DmytroBogdan

3 ай бұрын

@@odlfmariner470 what is that suppose to mean?

Great video I'd love it if you could put together a list for the modded wives available at some point and rank those.

Dang, surprised Sylgja made it into the top 5! Makes me happy to hear though since she's always been my favorite even if she can't be a follower. Temba deserves a higher placing for being a Star Trek reference alone though ngl.

Do you get to the Cloud district very often? Oh, what am I'm saying, of course you don't.

@Roboprogs

3 ай бұрын

Nazeem really needs someone to shout out a response, doesn’t he?

Honestly Shahvee was my favorite just for the fact she is the only Saxhleel crazy enough to marry me. I feel bad for her backstory as a sneaky naugthy thief, and her devotion to earn a new and honest life is very aspiring. (Also Argonians are my favorite race in TES) Now she is favorite for how chill and kind she is, honestly i wish there was a way to convince her to become a rogue once again and turn both into a companion AND a wife. That way she would not be alone in our manor.

I am a bit shocked as I do love Jenessa, but the dark elf in the college of Winterhold. That is the one I normally go with

I married Borgakh (#13) in my last playthrough. Her tender pillow-talk contrasted so wonderfully with her tough Orc exterior that this Breton necromancer just couldn't resist.

Sylgia is the best. She is truly kind and respectful. She's so sweet and hardworking. Her dialogues make you fall for her.

Can you do a husbands ranking?

nahhh man, Muiri should be higher. I married her a while back and its legit very chill with her. Top 5 in my opinion

@emperorconstantinexipalaio4121

3 ай бұрын

Problem is you have to join the Dark Brotherhood 🤮

@Mr-tu4cj

3 ай бұрын

She’s one of the only spouse options in the whole game who has a proper romance quest.

@emperorconstantinexipalaio4121

3 ай бұрын

@@Mr-tu4cj Yeah kill some outlaw that you could’ve hired a sell sword to kill and murder an innocent girl in cold blood that ends up destroying her family. A proper romance. It’s overused but still better than Twilight. ☝️

@abisnail4888

3 ай бұрын

She always thanks you for solving her… problem though. It gets annoying after a while.

@kingasher8655

3 ай бұрын

@abisnail4888 yep that is the only bad thing

Brelyna is 100% my girl.

@M2TWhierarch

3 ай бұрын

you are not alone

@18Hongo

2 ай бұрын

What can I say? I like the nerdy chicks. My heart was hers the moment she turned me into a cow, and started apologising.

Saving this video for tomorrow (it is 3am when I see it while setting up ambience to sleep with). And I already wanna see a Husband version as well. But who knows, maybe I’ll finally find a lass that catches my attention, and potentially my heart, thanks to this video

Where do you find the background videos you use in your videos or do you record them yourself in-game?

15:54 Fun fact, you can marry Derkeethus, as well as Scouts-Many-Marshes, giving you three Argonian options. Though Shahvee is the only female Argonian you can marry. Hope this helps. :>

I was so happy to see Shahvee so high on the list! She is my favorite and so sweet to me!

18:00 Hard working. Love that. She sometimes start mining the ore near our house and thats just awesome. As a dragonborn you cant worry about the house you know.

Good job. Would love to see the husband video next 💜

I'm super stoked that Shavee got to seven. She's my go-to girl when I'm not going for Little Miss Yandere, Muiri.

Serana being the only s++ that's you can't marry.

@poilboiler

3 ай бұрын

You can with mods. You just need to help her mother move back into their vampire castle first, which you can't do without killing the bad guy, which is at the end of the entire Dawnguard dlc.

@Pankar13

3 ай бұрын

>Daedric used goods Nah.

Aela never stays at my house; she always walks back to the Companions Hall.

To be fair, Jorrvaskr is probably the safest place for kids considering all these battle hardened mercs are around to protect and help raise them. I mean, tell them to keep the fighting and drinking to a minimum when the kids are nearby and you're golden.

Of vanilla Skyrim, Ysolde is the only one that is kinda cute. Of the mods and addons and changes to characters, there's a lot of options but I think Vilja is my favorite.

Shavree! My sweet, sweet Argonian maiden. I love her so much! She was the very first girl that I married in the game when I first played. My very first Skyrim character is married to her to THIS DAY! I made it a RULE... of mine no matter what version of the game nor alt; to NEVER marry Shavree or have the home in Whiterun. Those two things are reserved for my main with her and will always be a rule of mine. Shavree will always be my most favorite woman to marry in vanilla. Shavree is the most beautiful woman in all of Vanilla Skyrim.

@Roboprogs

3 ай бұрын

I helped get a dock lizard off drugs, but I didn’t marry her 😜

@MaliciousCat

3 ай бұрын

@@Roboprogs Haha! I know who you are talking about! That poor woman... I always help her when I see her on alts.

@NovaProspekt19

3 ай бұрын

I got a skyrim crush on scouts many marshes.

It should be noted that of the priestesses of Dibella, Senna is the only one that you can turn into a vampire if you have the Dawnguard DLC. So I'm pretty sure her devotion is to her spouse first. Plus as a practitioner of the Dibellan faith, she's... well, let's say she's highly skilled in the sheets, if Haelga's questline's flavor text is anything to go by. For the true degenerates out there.

Lydia died while retrieving the staff of Mundus, while Jenasa vanished somehow after I sent them home. I straight up respected Lydia so much as a companion that I took her sword from her inventory within the cave and tried to put it into her hands and saluted in real life. Truly was the saddest part of the game. But I wasn’t going to return because my last save was at the beginning and it took me a good 10 minutes to kill whatever demon spawn carried the staff. RIP Lydia, truly my best companion. Maybe the next playthrough could be better.

I had forgotten how vanilla characters looked like.

I like Shavee personally. She's very nice and absolutely optimistic at all times. Plus she makes pies when you get home!

Been watching bro forever now, he definitely deserves more subs

Borgak & Mjol the Lioness - S Tier

Ysolda over Aela is CRAZY 😱

@Voltar_99

3 ай бұрын

Eh i don’t get the appeal, I think the only reason I could see anyone finding her attractive is how revealing the ancient Nordic armor is on women, if she wore literally any other heavy armor, and nearly any other heavy armor is better, a good 60% of the good looks would fade to ash

@Voltar_99

3 ай бұрын

@moonstergamez6583 I said heavy armor, forsworn is light. I specified that because I think ancient Nordic is the only revealing armor for women and there are a fair few of those in the light armor category

@diswazzi1683

3 ай бұрын

She's old, probably smells like a farm, and has stupid facepaint

@user-tk8gi5cl6j

3 ай бұрын

@@Voltar_99 I play with a small mod that gives both Aela and Farkas wolf armor. And, man, she looks even better now, without revealing anything.

@Voltar_99

3 ай бұрын

@@user-tk8gi5cl6j alr I stand corrected, still don’t get the appeal though. She doesn’t look that beautiful to me

Think you forgot a mage wife or was she just a follower? I forgot, but there's a out of the way side quest where you have to help kill the woman's mother cause her mom is crazy and is trying to become a hagraven iirc because she thinks it's her next step in obtaining power. After killing her mom you can loot a pretty strong staff and the woman who put you on the quest becomes a follower. I just don't remember if she can be married or not

@randyrandom3358

2 ай бұрын

Can you name her? I'm interested in mages

@darnell16player

Ай бұрын

Her name is Illia and it is during the Repentance quest

@HomeBakedBread

Ай бұрын

She's bugged in the base game so you can't marry her iirc.

Awesome video reminds me of in Shrek with the magic mirror showing that one guy all the princesses

bro the way you described number 26 makes them sound like the best ones.

0:26 #26 Anwen, Orla, Senna 1:20 #25 Viola Giordano 2:22 #24 Temba Wide-arm 3:05 #23 Aeri 3:54 #22 Avrusa Sarethi 4:50 #21 Camilla Valerius 5:34 #20 Uthgerd the Unbroken 6:18 #19 Njada Stonearm 7:07 #18 Iona, Jordis the Swordmaiden, Rayya 7:45 #17 Hilund 8:59 #16 Taarie 9:49 #15 Dravynea the Stoneweaver 10:32 #14 Ghorza gra-Bagol 11:12 #13 Borgakh the Steelheart 12:04 #12 Ria 12:42 #11 Gilfre 13:25 #10 Morwen 14:03 #9 Mjoll the Lioness 14:48 #8 Muiri 15:45 #7 Shahvee 16:31 #6 Brelyna Maryon 17:20 #5 Lydia 17:58 #4 Sylgja 19:01 #3 Aela 20:02 #2 Ysolda 21:18 #1 Jenassa

@Wondering912

3 күн бұрын

W

Sylgja! Man I miss this game. I know I could just play it again, but I loved my time in Skyrim so much (several playthroughs, on Xbox and then later modded on PC) that I actually think I am okay to wait for Skyblivion. Fond memories.

15:54 Actually you can marry Derkeethus. Whenever I play as an Argonian, he is always who I marry.

married jenassa and she died as my follower after 2-3 days 😭

I personally Like the Idea of Marrying the Orc at Markarth... She is good... She has the ability to turn you into Blood Kin... She owns a Store... She even has all the other things!

Please do a " ranking every husband " too I'm curious as to how that will go if I enjoyed this one so much

Ysolda is my usual go to, current play through I just married her and adopted two kids moving them all to solitude. but by oblivion was that expensive.

You put the priestesses of Dibella last… Did you happen to take a close look at the statues in that temple? Remind me what Dibella is the goddess of…?

@officialtoddhoward69

3 ай бұрын

You know they are wild in bed ;)

Oh man I remember when I married Temba. The execution commenced next day after marriage

Bro can't imagine topping an Orc blacksmith.

"What can one suggest as possibility with Werewolf in a bedroom?!" "Keeping oneself warm through the winter under comfy fur?"

Mjoll will always be #1 for us console players. Reason: she is the only 100% immortal wife

@nervesconcord

3 ай бұрын

She's #1 period. Tall warrior badass, fruity accent, has some unique dialogue in dungeons and can't die. Also offing Aerin was always fun.

Senna. Because reasons...

Ysolda is my #1 because it’s a fine day with her around.🏹

Fun fact: You can marry Stygia and have her mother as a follower. So really, she is the best because it's extra funny to think you're litteraly working with your wife's mom.

Weird... I would have put Mjoll higher. When she has been my spouse in a playthrough, Aerin somehow gets killed in his own home. Very strange. Since Argonians are not able to live in Windhelm, marrying Sharvee and living there might be poetic justice for the racist Nords there.

@sophiemendez5567

3 ай бұрын

It's the small things that count.

@berosar

3 ай бұрын

argonians are not a race. They are pets that have somehow scraped enough primitive knowledge to form a group and worship trees or some shit. Whats wrong with racism anyways?

@emperorconstantinexipalaio4121

3 ай бұрын

@@berosarYo is this Daddy Dagoth???

@MsKeylas

3 ай бұрын

​@@berosarhow about you go consume dung?

@nathanfreeman8250

3 ай бұрын

@@berosar Dagoth?!?