Ranking Every Steven Universe Episode Ever...
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@moon-zd3re
6 ай бұрын
yay
@flowerbit4137
6 ай бұрын
🤝
@CherObv
6 ай бұрын
I think that your lapis tattoo looks great jorn
@CherObv
6 ай бұрын
You said to comment again
@CherObv
6 ай бұрын
You said to point out the tattoo x3
So glad this "Jorb" character actually got a Lapis tattoo on time. Love this guy!
@Astra-Munoz
6 ай бұрын
Jorb
@GooglyEyesAreCool
6 ай бұрын
jOrB
@AdventurousLondyn
5 ай бұрын
JORD not JORB
@Cole_Is_A_Mole
3 ай бұрын
@@AdventurousLondynit's a joke
@tster_time6803
Ай бұрын
is this a reference to the “schlatt” bit
So glad I got featured in the video!! I’m very happy rn because I love your su content. If you see this jord have a good day :)
@Jorddd
6 ай бұрын
Thanks for watching Sophia!!! So glad to be able to feature you!!
@lommmei
4 ай бұрын
ur my lord and saviour sophia
@davi-sza
3 ай бұрын
Thank you Sophia 🙇
Log Date 7.15.2. This has got to be one of the best episodes of Steven Universe. Fleshing out Peridot’s character from technically her POV was refreshing at the time and was the catalyst of me personally loving the show. Peridot’s character is something I hold dear and only began to love more after Rebecca canonized that she was a representation of asexuality. That last scene where her and Garnet go to fuse, something that has been led up to the whole episode and Peridot not feeling comfortable gave me so much comfort as a kid and as an adult. Garnet then understanding and breaking it down to a level where Peridot understood and felt comfortable was such a nice touch. And then it shows Peridot and Garnet finally getting along at the end as friends and their relationship growing in that way always validated me as an asexual. Everyone in the series wants to fuse with Garnet. Pearl literally forced it upon Garnet so they could keep fusing. Yet when it’s given to Peridot on a silver platter, she turns it down. It was something she didn’t personally want to pursue, but she did want to pursue an understanding and friendship with Garnet. I’m a show that discusses relationships and emotions, it was nice to see someone who chooses to not want to fuse or pursue a relationship, which, in my opinion, makes this episode either the best (it’s the best in my opinion) or one of the best.
@kirbleh
6 ай бұрын
im not reading allat
@alejandrogonzalezakamintyt2242
6 ай бұрын
@@kirbleh Nice was of saying you have the attention span of a goldfish
@okii7501
5 ай бұрын
Mr yapper over here
@okii7501
5 ай бұрын
@@alejandrogonzalezakamintyt2242or no one cares
@icebearlikestrains6238
5 ай бұрын
i really agree with what you're saying. i greatly appreciate Peridot's representation as an asexual character and her character overall.
I had Steven's ringtone as my own for years because of Full Disclosure, so I can agree that the episode is top tier
@FredbearTheAlien
3 ай бұрын
This is amazing
@feliciteacup
2 ай бұрын
i always wanted to make that my ringtone so bad when i was like 14-16 but i had no idea how to change it lmao
@gabidoo9304
Ай бұрын
@@feliciteacupme too! I just found out how to and changed it yesterday lol
@sea_yung
20 күн бұрын
damn i remember recording it on my free samsung in 2015 😂
33:22 This is just a personal headcanon , but that emoji represents “speak no evil,” so I always interpreted it as Pearl’s- not only inability to- but fear of telling Rose’s secret. Se know telling it would hurt garnet, amethyst, and Greg, and screw up Steven a bit. It also likely felt like a betrayal to Rose. I like to think that even if Pearl wasn’t forced to keep the secret it would be hard for her to reveal. I’m not fully on the anti-rose bandwagon but her putting Pearl in this position demonstrates her selfish tendencies. Keeping the secret in caused Pearl immense suffering and the secret getting out also led to immediate pain for Pearl’s loved ones.
@Whispernyan
6 ай бұрын
I mean that order is straight up a form of torture. It makes Steven's sacrifice during "I am my Mom" so much worse because you have just have Pearl there not even being able to say what she thinks are her final words to him.
I have to disagree with the placement of Last One Out in A tier. For me, it's an easy SS tier episode, because it's such a good realization of Pearl's arc up to that point! It feels so well-earned and it's so wonderful to see her finally get an unambiguous win and start to move forward. As a massive Pearl enjoyer, it's gotta be my personal favorite episode of the show (although I'd argue A Single Pale Rose to be the objective best). Aside from that though I can respect your opinions even where I disagree 👍
@blacksesamecandies
6 ай бұрын
I agree. It's hard to top A Single Pale Rose and The Return/Jail Break. I think Fragments should've been placed higher because that episode went so hard and I was so heavily invested in that big turning point. I only wish it had come a bit sooner so we could've lingered in Steven's breakdown a bit more, unfortunately that was a bit rushed. Rose's Scabbard, Mr.Greg and Sworn to the Sword were also great. Most of the Pearl episodes were, but Jasper was such a great character too that should've had more screentime IMO. I loved how they did Peridot's redemption and wished Lapis and Jasper had a similiar lengthy exploration but that didn't really happen. =/
@moon-zd3re
6 ай бұрын
last one out of beach city is one of my, if not, my favourite steven universe episode.
@sammowastaken
2 ай бұрын
You know, I keep thinking of that episode as a disappointment since mystery girl never shows up again but that's not a fault of that episode itself - I really thought MG would come back in a meaningful way, especially since Pearl gets a cell phone right after, the whole way up through the end of Future.
@dxitydevil
Ай бұрын
LOOOBC is such a rewatchable episode. I LOVEEEE rewatchable episodes like that, and log date, and too short to ride !
Man I forgot how damn good this series was overall. I usually just go back and watch a few of my favorites like island adventure/mr. greg/ jailbreak etc when I miss it but i really gotta watch it all the way through again
@dxitydevil
Ай бұрын
Literally same ,,,, i have s5, the movie, and future saved but the other 4 seasons I WAY have to revisit
I’m actually surprised how this video isn’t two hours long, and you were very concise and everything, love the vid
@dxitydevil
Ай бұрын
That’s why i haven’t put off watching this video for like 2 eons 😭
Gosh the humor in your videos never fails to make my day! And yes the lapis tattoo is very cool 😂
You look like a mix of kurtis conner and danny gonzalez
God it's so weird thinking about who I was when I first started watching SU when it came out, I really grew up with Steven
What a absolutely correct top episode pick, you genius mustached man (with a lapis tattoo) Brilliant video as always! Your presentation and humor never miss
Bubbled, the return and full disclosure FINALLY getting the love they deserve. like i used to rewatch those a lot cuz they made me feel things and no one seemed to care about those. truly great episodes (i had steven's ringtone for years on my phone. maybe i should try to get it again) also the fact that most SS tier episodes end with "poor steven" somehow, its true and you should say it
@DrawciaGleam02
2 ай бұрын
Eh, bubbled is pretty low on my tier list. Simply for how the writers had Steven WANT to tell Eyeball he was Rose JUST AFTER hearing Rose shattered someone Eyeball cared for......
tierlist spoilers ig😓 - - - I AM OVERJOYED THAT YOU PICKED FULL DISCLOSURE AS #1. i have never been more emotionally devastated by an episode in from ANYTHING and from steven universe that says a lot. it’s got a perfect set up, a perfect song, a perfect amount of silliness, a perfect amount of sadness, and a perfect ending. it is truly peak steven universe
@WeaponX8629
5 ай бұрын
Yeah that episode hit me when I was a kid, I lowkey geeked when he put it at no. 1
thank you for keeping my Steven Universe love alive, I need to rewatch it so bad. GOATed episode ranking
6:04 THIS TRANSITION IS SO FUNNY WHY ISN'T IT A MEME 😂😂😂
STOP WHEN I REALOZED "Full Disclosure" was #1 I got excited. Its literally one of the most underrated songs and wpisodes because it follows up the most popular episode in tje series
dude that lapis tattoo is lit. also I love every ep of steven universe the good the bad and the ugly, because just like steven nobody is perfect.
YOU FORGOT BLUEBIRD CUT GREG'S FCKN HAIR OFF IT WAS LITERALLY THE BEST CHARACTER IN THE SHOW
Rocknaldo is a wild episode, cause he’s 100% right about gem society yet it gets ruined by the fact that Ronaldo decides to pretend to be a gem.
I just wanna say this was a good video and I pretty much agree with the entire list. Also it it refreshing to see someone have Lapis as their favorite character I feel like she get too much hate. I also was surprised to see full disclosure so high but what you said really made sense and it proves how Steven always had a tendency to bottle up his trauma even since season 1 and foreshadowes his problems in future.
Garnet’s universe was one of the best, it was fun and lighthearted, it’s still a kids show
I will say to the credit of "Your Mother and Mine" that it introduced a quirk in the understanding of what happened with Pink Diamond, because in the story Garnet said that Rose shattered Pink with her sword, which for anyone who remembered Bismuth's episode would know that Bismuth made the sword to never harm the gem. It introduced an inconsistency to clue the audience in that the story wasn't complete
No way, Dear Old Dad is one of my favourite Steven Universe songs 😭 maybe it's because I listen to it in my native language (?) (spanish)
@dxitydevil
Ай бұрын
I KNOW ITS SO UNDERRATED. Maybe the episode wasn’t that great ,,, but the song is so nice
"My favorite character is Lapis." ...You are beyond redemption, my son.
Loved the ranking Also love the Mickey darling music in between tiers 🤞
yoooooo upload more I love your vids, also that bit with you uploading a vid when you were 9 was too funny and adorable.
Mr greg was by far the best episode for me, I absolutely loved those songs and the message and pearl as my favourite character god it was so good!!
I love how he didnt mention how the OG steven from the first like 12 episodes or so just died on screen in the steven and the stevens episode and we just saw an alternative version of steven for the rest of the series 😭😭
onion gang hater gang rise up
@dxitydevil
Ай бұрын
Bro think he Hiding in Private 😭
@Mitsuri_alluka8
18 күн бұрын
We shall rise.
You know it’s funny that you said “Full Disclosure” was your favorite episode, I wouldn’t call it my favorite, but it was extremely formative for me. I love that episode so much that when I was 15 and first got a phone, I went on iTunes and bought Steven’s ringtone for his phone to be my phone. Mind you that this audio wasn’t even officially released so it doesn’t even sound that great, but nonetheless nearly 7 years later, it is still the ringtone for my phone to this day.
dude thats such a great video, and it helps a lot to rewatch some fine episodes
honestly a solid ranking. Mine would of course be different in some ways, but in general this ranking makes a lot of sense, especially with how u explained it!
Love your content man, hope you get the recognition you deserve
Great ranking, good video and a tattoo that's soooooooo good. Jord keep up the good work!!!
i’ve been waiting for someone to do this!! i’m excited to see what you think
Anyway, that was a really cool video and I'm glad you're passionate about this series
Great music choice, can never go wrong with Mickey Darling
was not expecting you to say “full disclosure” at the end, but i’m so glad bc i always thought that song/ep was underrated ((‘:
That tattoo IS so cool
The Jasper Corruption scene in Earthlings was one of my favorite scenes.
1:16 Shirt Club _was_ a Season 1 episode, but it didn't air until Season 2 had already started. Let me explain. Over the show's run, several batches of episodes were dropped in so-called "StevenBombs," where new episodes would drop daily over the course of a week. The first StevenBomb took place at the very end of Season 1, culminating in the season finale. However, in order to facilitate this, the air order had to be rearranged to place five episodes within the same week. Three episodes between Rose's Scabbard and The Message-being Open Book, Shirt Club, and Story for Steven-were moved down in the schedule to air _after_ Jailbreak, as the order in which they aired was deemed less critical. As far as I can tell, this only happened because the episodes had been planned out months in advance, before anyone knew that they would have the opportunity to air the finale all at once. For future StevenBombs, the episode structure was more carefully planned out to avoid shuffling of episodes.
tier list spoilers: i was so happy and relieved to see that mindful education made it into the SS tier, when I was younger it really helped me a lot with managing my anxiety and it’s been my favorite episode ever since
This video is very nostalgic and reminds me of all my times in this fanbase and theories i used to talk about I think i actually watched your vids when we where kids
I binge watched the whole series between December 2019 and March 2020 lol it was a great show and I love all the music
My favorite episode has always been bismuth. Specifically the first part of it where he un-bubble’s here and she’s just trying to get out of the mane- SO GOOD!!
i remember watching jailbreak as a child. when i started watching the series about 3 weeks ago i got like a bunch of flashbacks of me watching steven universe. by far the best series i have ever seen. no joke.
I like how you point out things you liked even on the lower tier episodes
Every single time a homeworld gem thinks Steven is rose they absolutely destroy Steven saying something like "WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THAT!?" or "What are you supposed to be??"
THANK YOUU MAN LOVE YOUR SU CONTENT
Onion trade is one of the originals! I love it
I have "here we are in the future" memorized by heart. The spoken and sung parts, all versions. I loved the movie, and Spinell is such a relatable character. I think it deserved S tier but high A is fair ig And I could rant about Lapis's character for HOURS. She's such a well written character. Her backstory, storyline, relationship with Jasper and malachite, building her relationship with paradot, and her entire characters arcs are the best EVER. Lapis best character.
you Talking about "I am my mom" and then immediately talking about the real scariest episode "Mirror Gem". its that, "when mom gets to 3 when counting to three" kind of scary. WOOF!
Cool tattoo, man! Really love Bob. :)
Thank god Jord released this video now i know what my opinion is on these episodes
The ronaldo KZread video episode is the funniest imp😅 one of my favs😂
Oml I love that he play mickey darling songs in between the tiers. such an underrated artist seriously everyone needs to check them out they're one of my favorites
Jord’s tatoo is so cool! It almost looks like it was edited in
Are you serious? I was also at my grandparent’s house when watching change you’re mind😂!
that C tier opening card was somethin else
You really need to see more love "Jorb", your videos are really fun!
4:44 I think "Your Mother and Mine" serves a great purpose for highlighting the faith and trust Garnet had for Rose to set up her falling apart at the Pink reveal - the title itself places Rose as a motherly figure for both Steven *and* Garnet - Steven at the end even foreshadows at the end wondering "what if she's still out there?" after seeing a vision of her on the Jungle Moon, Garnet reassures him that his mother made sure" she was gone, and Steven rebutts "but I felt such a strong connection"
Yeah I definitely agree that the "Zoo arc" is the best arc of the show.
1:20 fun fact: Shirt Club IS a season 1 episode. It was meant to be in the late season 1 but CN and HBOmax messed up the order.
Omg I love your tattoo!
Nice ranking, i agree with most! Also yes…nice lapis tattoo😂
That tattoo goes hard!!
bro storm in the room makes me cry every time istg
I love your vids so much
the amount of times the lapis tattoo was mentioned has my crippled
Honestly you not having the tattoo yet while bringing it up constantly makes the jokes funnier imo
I really miss Steven universe thanks for this video dude
Something in me said I should mention your cool tattoo. It's really cool
The fact that I watched SU ONLY in Russian dub and the translators decided it would be a good idea for a song from “Full Disclosure” to be sung by some grown up man voice😭 The funniest thing is that other songs were normal in that dub (I need to rewatch Steven Universe in English)
My little sister walked in when you said ‘and a little bit sexy to’ and I had to make up a description after she left I burst out laughing there could not have been a less convenient time for her to walk in XD
Love your lapis tatto
Omg you do mention that tattoo a bunch 😂😂😂, it’s funnier each time
I LOVE MINDFUL EDUCATION SM, THE SONG IS PERFECT AND I JUST LOVE IT
26:10 fun fact: in Brazil, Episodes of Shows rarely air in order. So this was actually the first episode Brazilians saw of Steven Universe. And I thought Amethyst was Going to be Steven's Mom
This video will blow up, I’m betting all on it rn
Ur mustache is cool tho‼️ Also 16:44 finally someone brought this up that face always bothers me 😭😭
The fact that they got someone from the original cast of Les Miserables to be in this childrens animated musical is genuinely really impressive.
u should make a steven universe character tier list next 👍
Oh my god... I agreed with every SINGLE THING YOU SAID! INCREDIBLE OPINIONS! GOOD JOB!
I’m so glad some feels the same way abt lapis ❤ and yes jord it do be a good tat
Damn, this moustachioed man with a very real lapis tattoo is very entertaining
@CottonRage
3 күн бұрын
He actually has the tattoo now lol
I'm glad you liked my show
9:39 guess what? I got the backpack in Christmas this year 😂
Yoooo!! I hear those Mickey Darling tracks
Lapis is my favorite character too! and I'm sure the Lapis tattoo looked sick af once you actually got it!
as someone who just did their annual steven universe rewatch i’m very happy
As a kid escapism made me cry
OMG MICKEY DARLING (but serious S-tier video I love Steven universe and lapis is my fav character too)
Take a shot everytime this man says "Of course" or "Terrifying" or "scary"
might as well say it. I always saw the Kitten Fingers episode turning into a drug overdose allegory and going to your parent for help. But I was just as invested as you watching this when it aired as an adult haha.
Say uncle is a masterpiece ❤️
Ngl onion slapping Ronaldo’s microphone was pretty funny
i got so scared near the end i was thinking "he better put jailbreak in sss tier"
FULL DISCLOSURE WOOO