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@M4Edits6

5 ай бұрын

nah

@AstroProductionsFrfr

5 ай бұрын

Why cant I comment?

@KirbyKongYT

5 ай бұрын

Lol

@JennicaReis

5 ай бұрын

@@Cliffordlonghead Are you hacking?! how did u reply 3 days ago

@Theawesomesonic

5 ай бұрын

are you a website developer or something?

You forgot about the real safest game, Mario Teaches Typing.

@JennicaReis

5 ай бұрын

fr

@CheShiny

5 ай бұрын

Nah that's the most dangerous one 😔🤭😩

@Its_a_me_mario_wahoo

5 ай бұрын

Also not safe, Keyboard keys actually are dangerous. The can pop out any minute

@meta13gaming

5 ай бұрын

Most dangerous for your mental health😵‍💫

@cheeki420

5 ай бұрын

Thats my favorite mainline mario game

I’m honestly glad it’s not another painful challenge like a marathon or elbows only, because that’s what we’ve been getting recently. The videos are good but the pain Nathaniel has to go through

@mariajimenafigueroa233

5 ай бұрын

Yeah, he needed a well-desereved rest from crazy challenges

@DeZNae

5 ай бұрын

Yeah he has put himself through so much pain to put out great videos. Glad he has a break

This has got me wanting a ranking of Mario party mini games based on safety

@cesarplays687

5 ай бұрын

There could also be a ranking on Mario kart tracks based on safety

@TheLordDyl11

5 ай бұрын

@@cesarplays687 True

@40susman

5 ай бұрын

already exists

@hussainperson

5 ай бұрын

​@40susman, yeah, it does, but nathaniel bandy hasn't done it befour only other people have.

@40susman

5 ай бұрын

*before@@hussainperson

Shouldn't both Galaxy games be the most dangerous since you're in space without a suit and helmet.

@DYNAKNIGHT

5 ай бұрын

Yeah no oxygen

@isaidelgado2030

5 ай бұрын

Yea, that was what I was thinking about

@lol-ih1tl

5 ай бұрын

​@@DYNAKNIGHTplus cosmic radiation giving you cancer

@Tonsilsthedemoncat1

5 ай бұрын

You’re gonna die in space minutes into the game

@Mimi.1001

5 ай бұрын

Also black holes everywhere, which you literally can't ever escape from (if you were to survive somehow). To be fair, most "Galaxies" shouldn't even exist and practically be replaced by one black hole if these would realistically suck up matter.

Thanks for helping keep the people safe. Keep up the good work!

@NathanielBandy

5 ай бұрын

You too 🫡

@Bullfrog777

5 ай бұрын

I was mad for a second because of the KZread plagiarism controversies but good to know you’re getting approval from another safety inspector.

@gabrieldossantosscheffer870

3 ай бұрын

​@@NathanielBandy How do u get Æ?

@SyckoMode

2 ай бұрын

hi J0rts

How is Mario galaxy safe??? MARIO IS IN SPACE WITH NO OXYGEN

@mamamiaawoodenboy

Ай бұрын

The planets have trees, so likely an atmosphere

@JakeTheStakeNowIn3D5024

24 күн бұрын

not to mention black holes right next to each planet

I'm kind of surprised that the Galaxy games were ranked so high. I mean, there's literal black holes everywhere. You can't get much more dangerous than that. I suppose if you stay in the hubs, it'd be pretty safe, but if you ever leave them, you're asking for big trouble.

@Mimi.1001

5 ай бұрын

Outer Space in general is as dangerous as it gets. You constantly have to worry about oxygen, in addition to food and water, which would be even harder to come by. Furthermore, you always risk leaving a planet's or structure's gravitational field (which tend to be pretty damn small in the game) and float into the endless void.

So what we've learned today is mario goes through some dangerous places on his adventures!

@ui_gamez1634

5 ай бұрын

How did you comment 4 days ago when the video was uploaded today⁉️⁉️⁉️

@aidanmoore8751

5 ай бұрын

@@ui_gamez1634 Membership.

@AK_804

5 ай бұрын

@@ui_gamez1634it’s a member

@carsonscity7670

5 ай бұрын

Video was made: 7 days ago You: commented 10 days ago Me: HOW

@AK_804

5 ай бұрын

@@carsonscity7670 he’s a member bro

I think that you forgot what Is the least safest object in the entire Mario series and it's present in NSMB2: its Warp Cannons. They are probably even worse than the Wormholes in the Galaxy games. Those Warp Cannons, instead of shooting you into the sky, shoot you on the ground making you run so fast that you break the space-time continuum and warping you into the Sub-Space of SMB2

The galaxy games are for sure the most dangerous. Being that close to multiple black holes at all times already puts it number 1. Also you start in a meteor shower and galaxy one has you floating in space from being blasted away without oxygen. Good video!!!

But Subcon isn't just a dream, it's a world that can only be entered through dreams, so Mario Bros. 2 isn't just all taking place in Mario's Dream, technically Luigi, Peach, & Toad entered it through their dreams too. They are all actually there, subconsiously, but they are there.

Let’s not forget how the castles in Super Mario Bros have no windows or anything for ventilation inside. The heat from the lava is trapped inside of these castles and walking into one would be like walking into a literal oven. You will be cooked alive within seconds of entering one.

Well this is a very interesting video, but I guess that Nathaniel wanted to **play it safe** before Christmas Day, which is understandable! Joke aside, love your content as always! ❤

There needs to be more pacifist style of platformer’s, especially with Mario since almost everything wants you dead

@theenderkirby939

5 ай бұрын

That the world of platformers you know

@panwasacz2733

5 ай бұрын

How would you even make such a game without the quality and difficulty making a massive dip?

@theenderkirby939

5 ай бұрын

​@@panwasacz2733 my main guess is take a page of undertale sure you will easier time to take down enemies so they won't block your way but later on their death is pernament like in undertale and it will lead to alternate events from the kills

@RandomBloonStuff

5 ай бұрын

Geometry Dash recently released platformer mode and in 4 official levels that the developer made you only kill 2 characters, so it's kinda pacifist I guess

@CineScarborough

5 ай бұрын

Sounds like you're basically pitching Doctor Who: The Eternity Clock.

Currently watching this while crying my eyes out while going through the unbarable pain of untangling me hair. Thank you for keeping me entertained while i feel like im dying every single second 🙃

@_kamrynmoss_

5 ай бұрын

🏴‍☠

@EpicAj11

5 ай бұрын

Lol

“Walking bombs are as unsafe as it gets” *bomb-ombs: 👁️👄👁️*

Thus potentially begins a series of ranking every Mario platformer in every way but the actual quality.

J0rts and Nathaniel, what a duo!

@theenderkirby939

5 ай бұрын

Yep

The TRUE safest Mario world is Animal Crossing X Mario

@theenderkirby939

5 ай бұрын

I guess if tom nook not around to do bad

Plot twist: He originally wanted to rank the mainline Mario titles, but he felt it would too boring. So he ranked them by how safe they are

Now we wait for Nathaniel to rank every Pokémon and Sonic game based on how safe they are :]

@X-side694

5 ай бұрын

For pokemon. As long as you don't venture out. You're safe

@GUNUFofficial

5 ай бұрын

Sonic is easy since stuff like apotos and Station Square exists.

@bonedude1286

4 ай бұрын

​@@GUNUFofficialAnd so does Dark Gaia.

@GUNUFofficial

4 ай бұрын

@@bonedude1286 Dark Gaia is sealed away, you won't have to deal with it unless it's before Eggman cracks the earth.

@bonedude1286

4 ай бұрын

@@GUNUFofficial Which is what happens in Unleashed, on top of falling from literal space. Not surviving.

Nathaniel you do realize humans can't breath in space, right?

@LuckyThirtyEight

4 ай бұрын

...so if mario can breathe in space, what even is he?

@watermeloncat987

4 ай бұрын

Every planet has its atmosphere

@mamamiaawoodenboy

Ай бұрын

Planets. Have. Atmospheres.

@itraknmsandminecraft8094

27 күн бұрын

@@watermeloncat987 Some planets don't have atmospheres

I absolutely love this concept. I like the idea of imaginging trying to survive in worlds like these

This guy can just make anything and make it entertaining lmfao 😂😂😂

The ad should've been a VPN, to coincide with the safety theme

Interesting concept for a video, Nathaniel! Merry Christmas!

Petition for NB to bring back Top 10’s

@mariajimenafigueroa233

5 ай бұрын

Agree, I miss his Top 10's

I missed Nathan saying Get'r ranked it really brings back Bloons reference is great

Mario galaxy 1 and 2 are the most dangerous because you cant breathe in space

Can't wait for him to rank the mario games based off how good the food is in each.

2:42 That's just a theory... A FOOD THEORY!!!

Wouldn’t Mario Galaxy be last, you would die in seconds

@marcoscabezolajr.8408

5 ай бұрын

Not if Rosalina gives you her power like she obviously did to mario

This is definitely an interesting ranking!

You could eat koopas in any of these

Types of Ranking Videos: Worst to Best Easy to Hard Danger to Safe (New)

Doing a ranking video for the holidays! I love it.

Nathaniel is back to ranking 🎉

@leahluostarinen

5 ай бұрын

Yes he is

This could make for a really interesting mini-series. You could rank how safe/dangerous the settings of other kinds of games are. Paper Mario games, Mario and Luigi games, maybe even versions of Planet Popstar from Kirby games or locations in Hyrule from Zelda games. I also wonder how safe the Mushroom Kingdom from The Super Mario Bros. Movie would be to live in. The city is breathtaking and they at least have fruit as another food source. The only severe danger would probably be Bowser and the Koopa Troop being a very powerful and threatening military,but there’s plenty of community to work together with to stop them. Great Video and Happy Holidays!

This concept is so funny

Wouldn’t you die from lack of oxygen in Mario galaxy 1 and 2

Mario's universe just isn't as inhabitable to normal humans, they have gravity stronger then jupiter (i think 39.70). But beside that Mario Kart 8 Delexue is the best place to live

Dude your spoiling us😭 so many videos this couple of days!

tfw the title is misleading… I thought “how safe it is” meant ranking the games based on how many risks Nintendo took to make a great game rather than playing it safe

After 2 Marathon video's,is't nice to have a chill ranking video like this one

I love this vid so much, probably because acknowledging the setting of Mario games is so relaxing

13:50 actually according to the manuals, the ending cutscene is what happens at the beginning of the game, Mario dreamt the events in the game then got his friends and did those things in real life

You FINALLY used Mario Land DX?? What an evolution lol

Oh no the Mario in the thumbnail is from The Final Piece on SMG4’s channel. I’m getting Vietnam flashbacks from that arc and I hate it

@Androck124TheGod

5 ай бұрын

Um... Actually it's the one from the SMG4 thumbnail "Freddy's Ultimate Custom Spagetteria".

@zachlowe5096

5 ай бұрын

@@Androck124TheGod I think they used it for both videos but that was the first video that came to mind just because of how bad the arc was

This is a bonkers and fun concept. Nice video.

Luncheon Kingdom is very perfect for this.

These mario games are either safe or not safe

Ah yes, I’ve always wanted to play Mario IRL

@marcoscabezolajr.8408

5 ай бұрын

Isekai mario

Merry Christmas Nathaniel!

On my opinion, I have to say every Mario game is safe including The Lost Levels! I really like all your vids and huge like!

@theenderkirby939

5 ай бұрын

Striving for quality

New Nathaniel video is MY Safe space

The bed in the comet observatory is Rosalinas bed... Youre not gonna sleep with her are you?

I would like to take Nathaniel Nandy on my Lost Levels journey!

Merry Christmas, Nathaniel bandy

how could you not take account of that galaxy is in SPACE?? no oxygen = instant death so galaxy is the least safe.

Who knew that being a plumber could be so dangerous

Merry Christmas and also I really enjoyed the video

@drum_dragon7574

5 ай бұрын

bro donated only to be all the way down here

@Reducedyeti6721

5 ай бұрын

@drum_dragon7574 I really enjoy watching nathaniel's videos and I have been watching him for a long time

did Nathaniel forget that, oh I don't know, there is absolutely NO oxygen in space?

@marcoscabezolajr.8408

5 ай бұрын

Rosalina would give her power to you when you get there

This was a great video NB😊

I loved this formant! Please keep using it!

I think you gave someone the idea to recreate the Mario Land 2 Map in the Bloons map creator and honestly im all for it

I can’t tell if this is suppose to be an April Fools joke or what.

This video idea is the same idea my 6 year old self would think of while playing a mario game. Especially one of the galaxy games, and I love it

Mario paint is the most dangerous because you can eat paint

This is a very interesting way to rank the Mario games, makes me wonder what other game worlds may or may not be safe to live in.

SMG4 THUMBNAIL?

bloons td monkeys being on the path on mario land 2 was clever lol

This video has “Triggered” and “Mind Blowing” energy and I love it. This might be one of your best videos.

I did not expect Galaxy to be in the top 5 because space but I”ll take it!

@marcoscabezolajr.8408

5 ай бұрын

Rosalina would likely give you the ability she has to breathe in space so no worries

now, to start, I am not a psychopath.... however, couldn't you just eat the enemies? just murder and eat their insides for hunger?

@SecondaryYoshi50Win

3 ай бұрын

yep

I interpreted "safe" as how boring are Mario games and how they don't innovate nor get creative, I feel scammed

Mario waits for the bus is the true safest game

I have to disagree on the "lack of nutrients" thing. The Mushroom you see in lost-levels is almost as tall as Mario. Now i dont know about you, but i consider that to satisfy my hunger to a HUGE degree.

you should do a video where you try to 100% every RPG styled Mario game or do one where you try to 100% every paper mario!!!!! I love your videos and I am a big fan!!! Keep up the work man we appreciate your work and your videos!!!!

I love unexpected video ideas!

in reality if we were in Mario galaxy 1 and 2, we would die in a few seconds or minuets because no oxygen and lungs collapsing.

Rank all Super Monkey Ball levels!

The feathers of the penguin suit can also keep you warm

Galaxy not being at the bottom is wild💀

"Mario Odyssey is pretty much safe after getting some moons" Mario on the moon at the beginning: 🗿

yay under 1 hour

This is a random idea for a ranking

I'm in my binging Nathaniel phase, thank you for contributing to my addiction

I love the sarcasm in this video 😂

Close to 1st non-member comment

6:43 “the only suit that makes things safer is the penguin suit” immediately slides and bashes marios head into some bricks

Sick Video Once Again Dude!

anyone know what the graph is at 7:37? It seems intriguing and I want to look at it in more detail.

Guys there’s members who can watch early guys :0

Happy holidays.

I’m just imagining waking up in bowser’s fury and seeing Godzilla out my window

Actors can and do get injuries during stage performances so risk of injury in SMB3 is there. All those flaming special effects may cause serious burns if stunt goes wrong and one false move in fight choreography may cause severe interruption with broken nose. That dodging Bowser's big stomp is very dangerous stunt as he is bulky guy.

@Pierced_Light

Ай бұрын

Stage choreography would probably be the least unsafe thing about that, fight choreography is very, very trained to a t, more likely those set pieces with no hand rails and connected to the backdrop and not the floor are far more likely to cause injury

Well this is interesting

0:35 That sound effect gave me many flashbacks to 10 years ago.

I definitely agree with you at the end, Squarespace is definitely the safest Mario game out there, it could possibly be the safest game ever!