17:58 "I don't know how I beat a ghost" Easy! Just bite it. It's super effective.

@noodlesandeggs1512

2 жыл бұрын

Ah smart minds think alike brother🤝

@syedannankamran6266

2 жыл бұрын

OBJECTION

@syedannankamran6266

2 жыл бұрын

BUT in gen 1 bite was a NORMAL type move and what is ghost immune to? NORMAL and fighting, and this is only gen 1 pokemon meaning it would be immune

@3clisp315

2 жыл бұрын

@@syedannankamran6266 but this isn't the 1990s nerd

@RancidRoadRash

2 жыл бұрын

@@3clisp315 its a good point though

Gravler, Golem, Voltorb, Electrode, Koffing, and Weezing can all explode...

@PM7Plus

2 жыл бұрын

They knock themselves out I'm counting that as a win even if they take me down with them!

@ne8d449

2 жыл бұрын

@@PM7Plus gotcha. Big brains

@hyperpotion3805

2 жыл бұрын

Haha, tournament rules? The exploding pokemon is considered to have fainted first?

@Vincentsmith656

2 жыл бұрын

I hate all of those pokemon they all suck

@Vincentsmith656

2 жыл бұрын

I hate all of those pokemon they all suck

Paras in Kanto: Punted to the moon Paras in Hisui: RIP

@avaakins_uc

9 ай бұрын

I guess paras caused the bubonic plueg instead of rats (fun fact the bubonic pluege happened over 100 years ago and hisui takes place over 100 years ago)

It’s a common misnomer but Charmanders flame measures its health. The fire going out isn’t the reason it dies but rather a symptom of death.

@Gorgosauruslibra

Жыл бұрын

The pokedex says otherwise plus when when in battle in shows it doesn’t go down when low health and literally dies when it goes out even in full health

@Gorgosauruslibra

Жыл бұрын

Also he said bats are blind they aren’t but zoobat doesn’t have eyes so idk

@minecraftexpertstudios7368

Жыл бұрын

​@@GorgosauruslibraZubat has Echolocation, if I'm not mistaken

John: I'm not looking at size Also John: Bulbasaur your a LITTLE toad...

@XPokePlayzX

2 жыл бұрын

Toad*

@ne8d449

2 жыл бұрын

@@XPokePlayzX thank you

@PM7Plus

2 жыл бұрын

I said I was doing an eye test instead of reading up on the measurements and my eyes are telling me I can kick the little toad into orbit!

@Cool-Vest_Leo

2 жыл бұрын

@@PM7Plus you see, that's where you're wrong. Most bulbasaurs are bigger than Ginger

@brandi3981

2 жыл бұрын

@@Cool-Vest_Leo yeah bulbasaur is 2'4" tall way taller than a chiweenie & 15 pounds unless its obeses thats bigger than a chiweenie @pokemen7 covid masks probably won't do shit against spore poison powder etc

John having the same stats as Castform Mikey : Hail Yeah

@N0VA_YT101

2 жыл бұрын

I just want to comment that 🤣

@jessicahughes5739

2 жыл бұрын

YAAASS

@samelol8149

2 жыл бұрын

I guess that's his friendship criteria

@cristiano7541

2 жыл бұрын

How do you know his stats?

@suryanshbiswas

2 жыл бұрын

@@cristiano7541 13:11

He made the Paras decision before he saw Legends Arceus. The poor, unknowing man.

PM7: _talks about Crabs not being a Threat, due to only being able to walk sideways_ *Dark Souls 3 Crabbo wants to know your location*

On the one hand, John threatened to rip my mascot in half. On the other hand, its evolution got revenge.

@laprinhound9369

2 жыл бұрын

On the third hand on my belly, shelder is adorable. Edit: spelling

@Eeveelovegirl

2 ай бұрын

Pikacha: ahhhh Rachu: this is your death date

What John doesn't realize is that Dratini is 5′ 11″, which is pretty close to his height.

@Mysticgames136

Жыл бұрын

True. Dratini is way bigger than some people think. I'd probably get destroyed by one.

@kibousn1686

Жыл бұрын

Another thing is that Ekans is 6'07, which is taller than him even if by a couple inches.

@wintersins

Жыл бұрын

​@@kibousn1686It's also 7 kg pick it up and use it like Indiana Jones.

@kibousn1686

Жыл бұрын

@@wintersins Same argument can be made for Dratini. The only difference is that Dratini will run away while Ekans is probably right behind you and already cut off your air supply.

@Gorgosauruslibra

Жыл бұрын

@@kibousn1686yeah and one where the show agrees with the size

John: I’ll beat up this ditto! Ditto: I can transform into a rhydon how do you like me now?

@ArtismProductions

2 ай бұрын

Imagine it turns into an effing legendary

At first he could beat up a ton of them, but as the dex goes on, there's more pokemon that can kill him to death

“I’m a gentle giant” Proceeds to rate all kanto Pokémon over the prospect of punting them to the moon

@jujurenae

2 жыл бұрын

So true

@ricardoronco9632

2 жыл бұрын

He said ‘gentle’ not ‘pushover’

@ekapology1

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@roslyncasimir7394

Жыл бұрын

@@ekapology1 nononnnnnon

@roslyncasimir7394

Жыл бұрын

@@ricardoronco9632 ononon

John’s really got a lot of confidence in his ability to defeat elemental demigods

@mocte9219

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@generaldustbin

2 жыл бұрын

@@mocte9219 ???

@orangecooper6499

2 жыл бұрын

@@generaldustbin I’m gonna guess that his name is John

@Miko_Hanamori

2 жыл бұрын

Also a mountain lion because he thinks he can pay it

@chesesticks7963

2 жыл бұрын

@@mocte9219 hes taking about pokemen7 not mocte

Realistically even the more weakest Pokemon could probably kick the asses of the average human if they're a high enough level. Bless John's bravery and confidence.

Johns stats are Attack:38 Defence:100 Speed:40 IQ:400 Total stats :578 Wow his stats are better then a bit of pokemon 27:20

@theotherdashmelted

Жыл бұрын

I'd say my stats are: Attack: 57 Defense: 70 Speed: 101 IQ: 100 Total: 328 w/ Bonus stats: HP: 40 Sp. Atk: 37 Sp. Def: 42 The total becomes 447

@battleboy8483

2 ай бұрын

Mine are Def 40 Atk 60 Iq 1

"i can punt pikachu to the moon" ash's pikachu: allow me to introduce myself

@Bois_Mid-vr

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Slimedragon785V

2 жыл бұрын

HE FRIGGIN DEAFEATED AN ICE ROBOT WHEN IT CANT EVEN DEAFEAT A LITTLE GRASS SNAKE LIKE BRUH

@sinem4044

2 жыл бұрын

@@Slimedragon785V ikr

@Grabinator

2 жыл бұрын

Pikachu punted team rocket to the moon every time

@cooperette1

2 жыл бұрын

@@Grabinator yes

Clefairy: When I grow up, I wanna go to the moon! Pokemen7: Why wait?

@masnovet-man6027

2 жыл бұрын

He’s sending Clefairy to its home lol

@MadameTeqi

Жыл бұрын

Oh dang. A well aged meme right there!

6:52 Vulpix:*goes After his dog* John:Your free trial of life has ended

@VictoriousAura

Жыл бұрын

volo's theme starts playing

This video was very Entertaining I just watched the full of it recommended definitely I loved it keep it up

PokeMEN7: “I’m a gentle giant” (Makes a tier list on things he can beat up)

Plot twist: John lost against the Ditto and this is actually the Ditto-

@ahking9545

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@_prodsky

2 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@hooeythegreat1987

2 жыл бұрын

@@_prodsky Aw, thanks XD

@Isaac-jm2ht

2 жыл бұрын

Nice

@oliaortega3688

2 жыл бұрын

The ancient dog people

7:30 "You are a balloon i will pop you' "You are a fat balloon im still going to pop you" best part XD

James kicked a Magikarp, it became a Gyaradose and called it's freinds. Anyone who's seen the episode knows what happens next

I actually feel like whether or not a human can beat mr. mime would depend entirely on how good they are at acting... remember how they handled it in detective pikachu? you just need to out-mime the mime

@CatsandDogs456

2 жыл бұрын

What if mr mime traps you and slowly closes the walls in then he would get Crushed to many pieces

@zachrodan7543

2 жыл бұрын

@@CatsandDogs456 as I said, you just have to out-mime the mime. they put an invisible wall, you open an invisible door. of course, you would need to be truly skilled as a mime to outdo mr. mime, but still. then again, I don't know how good john is at pantomime, so who knows whether he would be able to outmime the mime

@emilmiller2815

Жыл бұрын

@@CatsandDogs456 ¹o348846

@amandadoerfler8466

Жыл бұрын

@@emilmiller2815 h

@mite3959

Жыл бұрын

I don’t think Detective Pikachu is canon. Also, since when do I have psychic powers to mine open a door?

you could say losing to a dumb bird with a leek would be, "far-fetched".

@MryMocha

2 жыл бұрын

You must have a bird brain if you can't out smart that

@sowdamoalin4845

2 жыл бұрын

This comment has ploomed into a joke center

@eileenmcfarland2598

2 жыл бұрын

The first comment I see

@remasailesh4349

2 жыл бұрын

Insert sans badum tish here

@tea.5376

2 жыл бұрын

toucan play at that game

Great video, interesting lists, keep it up!

“You are a ballon I will pop you.” I am done 😂

“ mew can almost learn every move” mew used guillotine Pokemen7: “chuckles, im in danger”

@Mewtworaider

2 жыл бұрын

Or blast burn😂

@zayuchiha5357

2 жыл бұрын

Or Horn drill

@Coreupt

2 жыл бұрын

Or Giga Drain

@Coreupt

2 жыл бұрын

Just drain his life force…

@henryhawkeyeguy

2 жыл бұрын

@@Coreupt wait imagine mew moveset: Fissure, Guillotine, Toxic, Max Knuckle

"I don't know how to beat a ghost" just bite it

@yeets_galore3133

2 жыл бұрын

hahahahaha true lol

@jakobthomas1926

2 жыл бұрын

Or just punch it when it's not looking. Or karate chop it's throat.

@mihyroiz_heatlair

2 жыл бұрын

You can’t it always come back

@mihyroiz_heatlair

2 жыл бұрын

@@jakobthomas1926 seriously do it doesn’t make sense that dark beats ghost

@jatarokemuri5443

2 жыл бұрын

@@mihyroiz_heatlair or peck it from an angle with your nose

I love how John put like every baby Pokémon in punted too the moon😂😂😂😂

Ha. The "if it's not 100% accurate it's 50% accurate" reference.

Can we just take a moment to appreciate that John has the exact same base stats as a Castform.

@slick_rickgaming1102

2 жыл бұрын

Hail yeah!

@00fSkys

2 жыл бұрын

Hail yea Salute to castform

@verymuchconfused4973

2 жыл бұрын

Hail yeah

@Cool-Vest_Leo

2 жыл бұрын

Hail yeah!

@SUPABROS

2 жыл бұрын

Where timesramp

"Moths are not intimidating" *Mothra would like to know your location*

@ItsLtime

2 жыл бұрын

Ramoth would like to know your location*

@slaughterinthespotlight1669

2 жыл бұрын

Moth man ( from trevor creatures ) would like to end u

@eileenmcfarland2598

2 жыл бұрын

Titanus gojira would like to know your location allow?

An alternate title - “grown man explains how he could beat fiction animals with magical powers”

How to beat parasect: 1.take off the mushroom 2.finished

John: I am not losing a fight to a balloon Pokémon. Me: Flashbacks to putting Drifblim in R.I.P

@Bee-uh2zm

2 жыл бұрын

Doesn’t the balloon kidnap people-

Yessssss!! Been waiting for this for ages, I’m expecting the moustache tier list next!!

@Kolacics

2 жыл бұрын

XD

@ezradianadieuveille4676

2 жыл бұрын

XDXDXDXDXD

18:45 I have caught so many crabs in my life LOL!! i know he meant Eating Crabs but still lol i giggled

4:22 big mistake, you grab the head not tail (back of the head to keep the jaws from moving), you grab a snake by the tail it will immediately swing around and bite you

Magneton and Ninetales are definitely wrong there! Magneton just stops your heart with electricity; Ninetales can “burn its prey to a crisp as it pleases”… WTF was John thinking?!

@jameskay5880

2 жыл бұрын

also just grabbing one of Ninetales tails...enjoy your 1000 yr curse

@XSoulfire

2 жыл бұрын

John: I can curse too Also John: You *****************

@XSoulfire

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah just like almost every Fire type in the kanto region

Whenever a Poketuber does one of these rankings, I feel like they should have a tab open with the Pokemon's Pokedex entries so that they could be as accurate as possible. Ex: Machop would absolutely destroy every Poketuber doing these rankings as "It trains in all styles of martial arts" and "can throw a hundred adults".

@davidwilliams1949

2 жыл бұрын

Mewtwo would rip any human into pieces and fix them with his psychic powers over and over for the hell of it

@M4x_P0w3r

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but as you can understand people can be a little sceptic when they can be beaten up easily by a little birdie

@haydenbennett3547

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr? Its almost as if they think most of these pokemon arent living weapons of mass destruction

@M4x_P0w3r

2 жыл бұрын

@@haydenbennett3547 If they were, their world would already be destroyed, so I'm gonna make the bold assumption that most aren't.

@haydenbennett3547

2 жыл бұрын

@@M4x_P0w3r youd be surprised. A tyranitar has enough power in one arm to level an entire mountain, aron have been known to eat the metal off of rail roads causing train to derail, pikachu has electricity whose wattage exceeds that of a defibrillator (getting electrocuted by one would stop your heart), charmander's flame are hot enough to evaporate water on contact (including the flame on its tail), weedle are known to be aggressive and have poison potent enough to kill an elephant to ward off predators, squirtle can shoot water with enough psi to cut through rock in seconds (could tear through human skin on contact), bulbasaur's vine whip can gash human skin cutting deep much like a standard whip and his razor leaf is strong enough to cut through trees and tear straight through a human and a magikarp can literally jump over skyscrapers, with that amount of force its tackle would straight up destroy a person much like a car going 80mph and a pidgey can create tornadoes by merely flapping its wings. Get the idea yet? If you actually read pokemon pokedex entries or followed their game lore they can literally destroy the world a million times over.

do a kalos version of this, love it!

I always watch your videos, I love your channel John.

John: *Puts Arbok in RIP* "That is the end of me" Me: Sure is, i mean ITS A 11'06" TALL SNAKE

When it shows John’s stats it says he has a 70 special attack stat Me: What special attacks does my dude have

@theamazingg3773

2 жыл бұрын

G U N

@aienma6660

2 жыл бұрын

Panicked Scream

@noodlesandeggs1512

2 жыл бұрын

Depends if he has access to any electronics

@ActualTrash8

2 жыл бұрын

Flamethrower (must have the flamethrower item) thunder shock (must have the wire item) Hydro pump( must have the fire truck item)

@ActualTrash8

2 жыл бұрын

Here are some it can naturally learn. Hyper voice, snarl, water gun/bubble Beam (spit).

1:24 "Venusaur might just eat me" had me dying 💀

Now that Pokemon Legends Arceus is out you just see whether the Pokémon on the list runs away (Buneary), stay put (Bidoof), want to battle (Shinx), or the ones that’ll attack you without hesitation (Skuntank).

Well, unfortunately, John will meet his demise because he underestimated a Ninetales or overestimated his own strength due to a hypothetical scenario. 🙏RIP Barbecued John.🙏

@forgerofsouls9126

2 жыл бұрын

That and Ninetails are known to curse people...

@jatarokemuri5443

2 жыл бұрын

Can we talk about how intimidating the meowth line can be?

@TheGrimSleeper226

2 жыл бұрын

Are we not gonna talk about how also underestimated pikachu and he overestimated the pidgey final evo ( i forgot their name)

@Ghoulofidiocy2917

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheGrimSleeper226 pidgeots can fly in sonic speeds,he deserves to be scared

@Ghoulofidiocy2917

2 жыл бұрын

@@jatarokemuri5443 one slash=death

"That tail is very stabby looking" Just find a female Raichu to punt

@Superbug-tf8zy

2 жыл бұрын

big brain

@jackielovesgaming6047

2 жыл бұрын

Gender differences were made in gen 4

@RandoRules

2 жыл бұрын

@@jackielovesgaming6047 but in the remakes gender differences were added

@RandoRules

2 жыл бұрын

@@jackielovesgaming6047 and the models he’s using are from the remakes

@Someone-ro5ct

2 жыл бұрын

😏

the backround music is epic and nice video pm7

Now we need a Legends Arceus-esque teir list since you virtually encountered a good chunk of them in a "real-life setting"

Meanwhile at 25:58 John: *Looks at Omanyte* "You went extinct for a reason." Forget punting it to the moon, you just roasted it back into extinction.

“Moths are not intimidating” People who played Hollow Knight and got to the final boss: *You sure?*

@paradoxwastaken

2 жыл бұрын

Wow this is a lot of people who have heard and/or played hollow knight

@violetcore1813

2 жыл бұрын

Beat me to it

@evagarcia865

2 жыл бұрын

@Arcana zero Studios Marmu is apparently based on a moth caterpillar

@deltazygone52

2 жыл бұрын

but we were tiny and the moth had light powers

John 2022: "im gonna trick the floating rock by saying, oh were gonna dance in a circle then grab his hands and go "ba ba ba" lol poor geodude

Pokemen: yeah I’m going to hit that with a home run Alolan Sandshrew Causing a tyranitar to run away after beating it in a battle: oh so you think it’s very funny now?

I think John has come up with a great VR game. Someone needs to make this happen.

He really underestimates just how dangerous even the small pokemon can be.

@yusufcx6726

2 жыл бұрын

Looking at all the attacks... He would be killed by OLMOST evre thing he can beat the small birds the small bat but not pikachu no cubebone did he wacht the pokemon movie? Didnt he see how strong cubebone is?

@kylefratini2833

2 жыл бұрын

@@yusufcx6726 detective pikachu was the first thing that came to mind when I posted.

@bugbear2357

Жыл бұрын

this is a very late response but since it seems humans in the pokemon world are stronger than our humans (see team rocket holding back a dragonite with a frying pan, or surviving being shocked by pikachu every other episode, or Ash carrying a larvitar, etc) maybe he's basing it on that?

@kylefratini2833

Жыл бұрын

@bugbear right, but he's not basing his own prowess off of the in universe rules, he's basing it on his real self. In which case most humans would also body him, even children.

@bugbear2357

Жыл бұрын

@@kylefratini2833 he did specifically mention Ash getting shocked by Pikachu multiple times and being just fine, so he's using some in universe logic. no regular human could take out that many pokemon, but that wouldn't be a very interesting video. also he wasn't looking at heights or weights because dratini is 5'11 and not a small baby like most people think when not looking at the pokedex so I think it's a combination of making the video interesting, not checking pokedex measurements, and using in universe logic without considering just how different pokemon humans are to human humans (and I could write a whole essay on my thoughts on that particular topic. probably have at least once knowing me)

John: I will punt ekans to the moon. Ekans: *Suffocates John*

Bro really went John Wick mode 😂😂😂😂 6:52

I mean, Squirtle being spun in a circle then thrown to the edge of the known universe is quite poetic It does share a few similarities with Bowser, no?

@Mewtworaider

2 жыл бұрын

It is

@slaughterinthespotlight1669

2 жыл бұрын

Wartortle can put up a good fight he is underestimates that turtle ninja

@eileenmcfarland2598

2 жыл бұрын

*volume slowly gets louder as he speaks* so Long GAY BOWSER

@Letsplaynumbers

2 жыл бұрын

So long, gay turtle!

2:50 butterfree: wait till I use stun spore

@pokeinator7834

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah lol I think he should have put in we’ll see

“You went extinct for a reason” greatest way to say “I’m Gona win if we throw hands” in my life

bro really said he could punt squirtle to the moon man really hasnt seen how hard the little dude can bite 😵‍💫

Honestly if you put Vulpix in punt I would have dead panned purely because both Vulpix and Ninetails can slowly kill you inside out with their legend curse and foxes are normally demons in many cultures because of their trickster personalities. They are also very hard to grab. Edit: I then saw you move the Vulpix, good luck with being dragged out of death just to serve a fox. :3

Magnetmite is a ball of steel. You would break your foot punting it to the moon

@ren_yt3715

2 жыл бұрын

just be creative about it. have you not think grabbing and yeeting it. rather than punching it? and is it really steel when it's easily weak against mega punch or any martial attack moves. what it's just a punch but stronger.

@Ricardo_Morales

2 жыл бұрын

@@ren_yt3715 John said: "I'm not a fighter"

@ren_yt3715

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ricardo_Morales he said his not a fighter. but he is using some type advantage moves. the stab effectiveness is not there since his normal but the move is still effective. it's not about the typing within the character. it's about setting your own team with diverse move sets in case of tough situations were you need that effective attack to having the odds on your favor.

@Ricardo_Morales

2 жыл бұрын

@@ren_yt3715 But he doesn't know how to punch like a fighter, it would be a normal punch... Maybe with STAB... I don't know... Is that guy a normal-type?

“He looks like me coming out of quarantine.” 🤣

Jhon: Slowpoke, I'd probably beat him in a fight. Slowpoke: Caches a shellder on It's tail. Jhon: It would kill me.

The video was awesome! The editing of john's face with different sportsmen was the most hilarious part. Tyler always does an incredible job in editing the videos.

@bobuboi4643

2 жыл бұрын

He should really check pokedex entries, apparently, bulbasaur could choke him with wines, squirtle could drown him, Charmendar could burn him to a crisp, basically every pokemon on this list can murder this guy.

Been waiting for this video since the Sinnoh one came out! LET'S GOOOO! Edit: I love the mental image of John punting pokemon to the moon. It's so entertaining and satisfying in my mind.

Bro strait up roasted Mikey 😂😂😂😂 0:29

John is literally wishing he was in the Pokémon world just to beat up pokemon

The best thing about these videos is all the ways John describes his demise

"The tail is very stabby" the manga, which literally shows Raichu's tail being used like a kinfe: ...

@JaxontheOkay

2 жыл бұрын

it can also be used as a whip

@I_Im_Over_There

2 жыл бұрын

A yes the deadly kinfe

I could probably physically punt Bulbasaur to the moon, but emotionally? imagine the toll

Idk who you are, where you came from, or WHAT possessed you to do these videos but this is the funniest most random thing I’ve seen

Diglett can dig up and down at the speed of damn light according to it's Pokedex entry, so I think he'll hide Everytime u attempt to even try to hit him

@Ronnoc0421

Жыл бұрын

Like wack a mole

your strategy for dealing with magneton would fail miserably... but it would actually work great against dodrio... i'm pretty sure there are several dex entries stating that dodrio's heads aren't the most cooperative, so you could probably turn them against each other fairly easily...

“You are a balloon I’m going to pop you you are a fat ballon I’m still going to pop you”😂🤣

“Clefairy is not really that scary, and it loves the moon.” Also Clefairy: *ONE SHOT HITS LEGENDARY POKEMON* Clefairy my beloved.

I'd like to see Unova next, that'd be fun to watch. The best part is that the moths will finally have their revenge.

for the starters and other pokemon you got to take into consideration their moves if a metapod could slow down a onix I think you would just be stuck

13:11 john saying that castform is bad when he has the same stats lol, castform is actually good now lol

Beedrill: Looks at his doxen the wrong way Jack: Rickity roon you're going to the moon

reality: any human probably loses to like 99% of all pokemon, like they can all use toxic 😭

@RandoRules

2 жыл бұрын

? Few Pokémon can learn toxic

@nith9815

2 жыл бұрын

@@RandoRules that's true but pretty much every mon that isn't gen8 can learn toxic via tm

@xavierashelton2493

2 жыл бұрын

True if they pre got the tm gg

The thing is a lot of these Pokémon can probably survive getting “punted to the moon”

Hold on John. I disagree with your Vaporeon pick. To directly quote my scource, "Hey guys did you know that in terms of water Pokemon on land, Vaporeon would be very capable of hunting grown humans? Their bodies being the size of a medium dog and weight are just enough to pounce on a man and throw him to the ground. Their bulky stats would allow them to shrug off and outlast any attempts by the human to fight them off, and that's not even getting into moves like Hydro Pump and Scald. But that's not all these water cats have up their sleeves. Their bodies being so similar to water not only lets them hide in bodies of water and become nearly invisible to catch prey off guard, but allows them to enter the body through almost any orifice. Things do not get any better once a Vaporeon is inside of you. If asphyxiation doesn't kill you, the internal bleeding and displacement of internal organs certainly will. In addition, they are able to learn Charm, allowing them to take advantage of certain... desires humans may have and create even more opportunities to go in for the kill. But wait, there's more. Since Vaporeon is an omnivore, its cells would need to be able to digest proteins, such as those in meat. This only opens even more possibilities as to what these creatures are capable of." vaporeon would murder you man im sorry but im on team PM7 just about every time man

Dugtrio can move thru the ground at light speed. Yes, this is Pokedex Canon

So, you are as Powerful as Castform?

@thedragonwarrior5861

2 жыл бұрын

But without the great move pool and the awesome power of weather

@jamesmccarthy962

2 жыл бұрын

Explains why Mikey likes John so much (:

“Moths are not intimidating” The Radiance: Hold my orange juice

@firey55alt92

2 жыл бұрын

Ah, a fellow hollow knight fan.

@paradoxwastaken

2 жыл бұрын

Oh hello nice to see someone else who knows about that game

@ohnohwgn

2 жыл бұрын

it might be intimidating if youre a little bug but that moth would not be that big to a human

@firey55alt92

2 жыл бұрын

@@ohnohwgn bruh the radiance is a brutally difficult bossfight

@ohnohwgn

2 жыл бұрын

@@firey55alt92 yes but what if i have a rolled up newspaper

3:40 “the rat” learns fire fang

John: moths aren’t that scary Me who has used bug spray on a moth: they r scary when u use bug spray and it twitches everywhere

I think psyduck is a draw... you punt it to the moon, and the resulting headache lets it just destroy you on its way into orbit

Yes! I would honestly watch this same tier list for each region lol

Anyone remember how team rocket get punted to the moon by Pikachu?johns going to be the one being punted by Pikachu 😂

This video John: puts parasect in we’ll see* John after legends arceus: R.I.P

I doubt I'd be able beat a regular dog, let alone 95% of these pokemon.

@Mysticgames136

Жыл бұрын

I could beat up a regular dog but some pokemon would definitely kick my butt with their powers. A regular dog isn't hard to beat if you're able to outsmart it. I hesitate to beat up animals unless I have to but I have been in a situation where a dog got so aggressive that I try to stop it from coming through the door at my cousin's house. I had to cover the door with a chair. Then when the dog got in, it started chasing me and it still couldn't get me because of how fast I was running. My uncle ended up disciplining it for being very aggressive.

Recovering from appendix surgery right now thanks for the laughs!

I CAN BEAT UP THE FINAL EVOLUTIONS OF THE KANTO TRIO. In my room i have what i commonly known as a cigarrette lighter. I then proceed to use said lighter on the bulbasaur. Once bulbasaur is cooked to perfection i lure venusaur out and then use the same technique but with a flame thrower on the Venusaur. Venusaur is then burned to a crisp as the leaves on its body is dry so the fire would be more effective. I use the venusaur to then to scare the tiny pokemon away or as a larger lighter for my room. This specific venusaur was raised by professor Oak and was best friends with a charizard and blastoise. When charizard come to challenge i use venusaur as a distraction then use my water bucket which weakens it. It can't use any fire moves so it probably goes for a close quaters fight in which my machete lets me win. After i use charizard as a distraction for blastoise and light the turtle on fire. The turtle is smoked out from its shell where i proceed to dump lava on it and finish it off. Professor Oak sees what i have done and awards me with the title of pokebrawler.

Laughs as Oddish, Bellsprout, Koffing, Paras and Venonat poison the air around them