Schaff is back with another ranking no one asked for but we all secretly needed

@TonymeansAnthony

5 ай бұрын

So true

@The_DoubleTime

5 ай бұрын

Can't wait for him to rank every Wii remote button

@BigTank1027

5 ай бұрын

this is the most random video idea ever. I love it

@Sonicfan2117

5 ай бұрын

Watch this blow up

@StarmisYT

5 ай бұрын

The best kind of rankings honestly.

I love how schaff is slowly turning into a Nintendo youtuber

@mimi.sues.

5 ай бұрын

Schaff the woz

@justsomerandomguy7539

5 ай бұрын

Schaffaniel bandy

@epicgamner1139

5 ай бұрын

videogameschaffy

@TonymeansAnthony

5 ай бұрын

As a Nintendo fan tho, I’m not bothered by it. In fact, it’s actually why I subbed to him.

@kdusel1991

5 ай бұрын

The angry schaff video game nerd

Love the delivery of Ike’s “Prepare yourself.” Gives the impression that he’s shrugging, like, you’re coming at me? Sure, I’ll humor you. He sounds bored and confident, it’s absolutely perfect.

@PJammin_Out

5 ай бұрын

i honestly thought the opposite, like a trained mercenary who knows he's going to kill you and feels kinda bad about it. either way, super dope

8:22 Every time I pick ganondorf in smash ultimate. I say this sounnd effect to myself. It's the only one I rrememmber and it really sstuck with me through the years

@mariajimenafigueroa233

5 ай бұрын

DORIIYAAHH!!

@Wololo528

5 ай бұрын

Patrol

@luischeco3009

5 ай бұрын

I hated it. It sounded like he was throwing up.

@Ashley3AndKnuckles

5 ай бұрын

@@luischeco3009now i understand why the announcer is so bored when he says his name

@briangruenewald7536

5 ай бұрын

And every time we kiss, I swear I can fly

This is incredible nostalgic to me. Hearing Captain Falcon's absurd scream through a Wii remote is hilarious. I don't understand why he wasn't in the top 5. It's iconic.

@TailsGaming1999

5 ай бұрын

Same, so much memories with Brawl :)

@vanillajellyfish

5 ай бұрын

another one of Schraffrillas' several bad takes

@classarank7youtubeherokeyb63

5 ай бұрын

I guess because it wasn't "Show me ya moves!"

@CanalAleblasco77

5 ай бұрын

Same lmao

@matheusvasiliauskassoares4361

5 ай бұрын

I understand his point that Falcon possesses quite a handful of iconic lines but.... dude, this scream is just another one of them

Jokes aside, the fact that Schaffrillas credited a YT channel with exactly 1 upload and 1 subscriber, bestowing that creator the acknowledgment after 15 years of anonymity, is so wholesome 🥰

@samdavids7381

5 ай бұрын

He didn't even put it in the description lmao

@JackieBright

5 ай бұрын

they just hit 1k subs

@timwardo5877

5 ай бұрын

1.15k subs

@Fairy-Perry

5 ай бұрын

He's like "they have 1 subscriber" (he was the subscriber)

4:11 I love how Captain Falcon casually kills all of Olimar's pikmin after supposedly "rescuing" him.

@amazingnoo9935

3 ай бұрын

Not to mention while doing the silliest pose ever

@_V.Va_

13 күн бұрын

Maybe he thought they were attacking Olimar.

5:28 Wait he was saying "Go for it"?!?! This entire time I thought he was saying "Good boy!" for whatever reason

@purr-fectcatstudios5195

3 ай бұрын

I know right? Glad I wasn’t alone on this

@Stan_Darsh

2 ай бұрын

I always heard “goat boy”

@metravolsam

Ай бұрын

I, strangely, heard "cowboy"

“Pretty much anything Meta Knight says in this game goes hard as hell” Also Meta Knight: *C O M E*

@Flow-Rez420

Ай бұрын

Your point is?

@Qasher8

25 күн бұрын

Imagine, you stumble onto a battlefield. The first thing you see is a small balll wearing a mask, and a cape, holding a sword. The first thing he says is "COME". I, personally, would run.

Schaff really does comes up with the most random rankings

@Freckle_McMurray

5 ай бұрын

Adult cats have 32 teeth while kittens have 26 teeth :3

@UltimateDespairado

5 ай бұрын

Cough cough ranking characters based on the canonical evidence of pizza

@aplive58

5 ай бұрын

I never thought I needed this video until I saw it in my feed. Would love one for the characters getting launched off the screen. Sonic's NOOOOO is my favorite.

@UltimateDespairado

5 ай бұрын

@@aplive58 I would love it if it were an unintentional sequel to the Lego Star Wars death sounds

I cannot imagine how strange an april fool's video from this guy would be if this is what the usual stuff is

@brainlessappendix4369

5 ай бұрын

Oh trust me his april fools video are truly something

@user-mt5io1pu5g

5 ай бұрын

Yeah they get pretty crazy.

@curtisleblanc5897

4 ай бұрын

You should watch the one about Empire Strikes Back

Not only is Zelda's sound "magical" but it's also the jingle that plays in every zelda game when you solve a puzzle

@curtisleblanc5897

4 ай бұрын

Isn't it also the sound for her transformers into Sheik?

3:47 believe it or not, Mario actually says “Here we go!” Alot more often than “Let’s a go!”. Kind of a “gotta go fast” situation with Sonic, except with Mario.

@RockStoneLee19

5 ай бұрын

​@heindijs *gets a Star 120 times with a princess kiss and 2 keys* "Here we gooo!" Ironic cause that is used more than "let's a go" in the game... So no, that's a damn lie....

@LilXancheX

5 ай бұрын

I miss those old Mario games. They just don’t make ‘em like they used to anymore

@RockStoneLee19

5 ай бұрын

@heindijs he still says it "less" unless you die multiple times without getting a star. Then again, you could say the same with "here we go" if you don't die, but keep getting blue stars, keys, and getting a kiss over and over again.

“Link and Pikachu both suffer from saying the baseline, obvious thing.” Also Schaff: “Why doesn’t Mario say Let’s a-go?!”

9:19 Luigi’s “Aia” means “ouch” in Italian, so it’s even better

Fun fact: Wolf’s line is actually a nod to one of his most well known like from his home series: “Playtime’s over, Star Fox!” He even says the full line in Brawl and Ultimate if he wins against Falco or Fox!

The modt random ranking ever, and one of his best. Leave it to Schaffrillas to start of the year with the most peak content we never knew we needed.

@watershipup7101

5 ай бұрын

Agreed

@kdusel1991

5 ай бұрын

Totally agree! Also I feel like I see you everywhere lol 😂😂

@LARAUJO_0

5 ай бұрын

The%t (That's a math/programming joke for anyone unaware)

This feature is something I wished returned in later games. It didn't have to come out of the Switch Joycons or Pro Controllers, but it would have been nice to have an option to hear voice clips from the characters. Simon can shout "Vanquish The Darkness!", Daisy can exclaim "Hi I'm Daisy!", Shulk can say "I'm really Feeling it!" Wii Fit Trainer can calmly say "Let us Begin", and Isabelle has to say something in Animalese. Please.

@NaxDucky

5 ай бұрын

can’t wait for falco’s hand’s off my CO-

@DE23

5 ай бұрын

Steve says oof

@reddodeado301

5 ай бұрын

Joycons can emit sound with its hd rumble thing, some games make actual melodies with them. It'd either be better in a funny way or just outright worse in every way compared to the crunchy wiimote speakers though

@mega20able

5 ай бұрын

"shulk" Speaker: AAAAAUUURGH

@celesteofthestars9409

5 ай бұрын

Knowing Palutena, she might break the 4th wall and say, "You Chose Well."

7:01 went so hard that it defined his character for years on end. one of the first things i think of when seeing meta is that voice line, but specifically spelled "FITE ME"

Congrats Schaff... You've single-handedly protected these wii remote sound effects from becoming forgotten media.

@v4ughan994

5 ай бұрын

not really

@lasercraft32

5 ай бұрын

@@v4ughan994 Its an exaggeration... obviously you can still boot up a wii and listen to them, you can still find the sounds online... It was a joke, because up until watching this the wii remote sounds were absent from my memory.

@v4ughan994

5 ай бұрын

​@@lasercraft32​i'm happy for you and i understand the pragmatics of what you're saying but i still think your comment was very dumb

@lasercraft32

5 ай бұрын

@@v4ughan994 Gee thanks...🙄

@v4ughan994

5 ай бұрын

@@lasercraft32 jokes aside you seem like a cool dude and i hope you have a lovely day👍

Honestly, when I woke up this morning, I didn’t think I would need a video ranking Wii remote sounds in smash. Yet here we are

@UltimateDespairado

5 ай бұрын

For me it’s 2:00 pm, but yeah, I can see why.

Man I miss wolf's Brawl voice. Don't get me wrong, his Ultimate voice is pretty good, but Brawl just had a perfect blend of arrogance, competence, and intimidation.

@IrishPorygon

5 ай бұрын

The VA for Wolf actually goes to my church, he’s a really chill down-to-earth guy! When they had him re-record for Ultimate they wanted a different take on the character as his design had changed, that’s likely why he sounds different

@vossboss220

5 ай бұрын

He was also much hotter

@StillEldritch

5 ай бұрын

Actually just my immediate thought@@vossboss220

@shanecorcoran2542

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, I miss the more normal but chill voice he had in Brawl. Ultimate went a bit too hard in the gruff direction and it just sounds less badass. I was shocked to learn it was the same VA tho, for a while I didn’t think it was Jay Ward

7:50 In Japanese the phrase is "Kakugo Shiro" (覚悟しろ！)is pretty common in a lot of Japanese action media and it's usually localized as "prepare yourself" or other similar phrases. It's the same with Kakatte Koi (かかってこい) which is kind of like "come at me", though the characters who say it usually don't say it the same way as there's some cultural subtlety that can't really be translated to English hence why everyone seems to use the same quote.

The *BEST* use of the WiiMote speaker in general? No More Heroes, Sylvia calling you on her cellphone giving you extra context for the boss was an amazing detail. Honorable mention to Guitar Hero 3, having the controller speaker giving you feedback when you mess up a cord was and still is hilarious

Oh, nice. Now I'll never unhear Samus's jump being a chipmunk

@mariajimenafigueroa233

5 ай бұрын

I can picture the "Sandy's a girl" quote

Kirby's "HIIII!" is so iconic, I loved hearing it even back when I didn't know who Kirby was, little did I know that that delightful little voiceclip would spark a deep love of the Pink Puffball and his friends for the rest of my life.

@Pixelflame5826

5 ай бұрын

Just as planned for the pink guy, honestly.

@mariajimenafigueroa233

5 ай бұрын

HIIIIII!!!! :D

2:49 This should be higher, in my opinion. In Pikmin 1 and 2, you'd pluck a Pikmin from a ground then whistle to get it following you, the exact sequence of sounds we hear. I see it as Olimar quickly prepping for battle before the fight begins.

I personally think the Sonic and Pikmin sound effects deserved more respect. Sonics is his end of stage music, and implying that the match is already over like it was just a sonic stage, as his character select sound is really funny to me. Pikmin's is really good, I'm surprised you didn't notice it was literally olimar plucking them out of the ground and calling them to attention, preparing for battle. This one makes a lot of sense and works really well. Should've ranked in A tier Imo.

Matpat: retires Schaff:

@paulomatute4114

5 ай бұрын

Also Matpat showed in the video a clip of the Schaff Free bird theory video, so he did watched it!

@UltimateDespairado

5 ай бұрын

@@paulomatute4114 *Schaff

@paulomatute4114

5 ай бұрын

@@UltimateDespairado thanks

@UltimateDespairado

5 ай бұрын

@@paulomatute4114 no problem 😉

@UltimateDespairado

5 ай бұрын

I can’t tell if it is disrespectful or not. But then again this is the same guy who had no feelings about Blue Sky (the studio)’s downfall, basically becoming the guy posing near gravestone meme.

I love Schaff because he consistently makes videos for himself and no one else and we just all happen to enjoy them also

The Captain Falcon not being top tier hurt me a lot, that's my favorite Wiimote sound by far lmao

You are apparently one of MatPats’ favorite creators based on that video of his, which is epic af

Schaff is slowly but surely getting more batshit with his video ideas and I'm ALL here for it.

Schaffer honestly just makes the best things ever. He’s genuinely funny and it makes me smile:) Matpat is leaving Game Theory so I need something to laugh at enjoy right now! Thanks!

@edenetesantana7879

5 ай бұрын

He is? Good riddance!

@RobertEOSPEEDWAGON1

5 ай бұрын

​@edenetesantana7879 I hope your favorite book gets a shitty movie adaptation and you spend 2 months ranting on reddit about it

@Manel-dq2kb

5 ай бұрын

​@@edenetesantana7879Well that's uncalled for

@TheDumSos

5 ай бұрын

You beat me too it. I was on the verge of tears after seeing that video and to see this on top of my recommended videos, my mood was flipped upside down

@michaelwells529

5 ай бұрын

Schaff even had a cameo in his farewell video

Note: Ganondorf does actually say "Doriyah" but it's so crunchy it sounds like "oh yeah".

"Kirby! HIIIIII!!!!!!!" is the funniest one to me. I keep joking about it with my siblings.

@tibby4503

5 ай бұрын

My favorite.

I always felt like Ganondorf's voice clip sounded like he was going to throw up at the end, and I love it for that

The simplest and yet most hype use of the Wiimote speaker was Silvia's calls in No More Heroes. The raw intimacy of the call about such mundane themes just before a duel to the death is pure cinema.

Wolf's sound was always my favorite as a child. As a child I did listen to every single one individually, you basically gave me a mass wave of nostalgia today. Thank you

I honestly liked the audio feature in the wiimote. It made for a lot of opportunities, but No More Heroes and Silent Hill Shattered Memories made the most use of it and the wiimote in general without being too gimmicky or intrusive

Schaff's random and unexpected rankings are probably one of the more exciting videos to come out aside from movie//tv show/game analysis/review

@PhenomaGance1211

5 ай бұрын

couldn't agree more

For those of you wondering what that primate was at 0:52 it is a siamang, a type of gibbon or lesser ape. It is the largest gibbon species and has a gular sac under its throat that it uses to amplify its calls.

Also fun fact about Ganondorf, his wiimote sound is an unused voice clip from Melee, meaning it comes from a different voice actor.

I hope whoever put that picture together at 0:17 had a blast doing it

Schaff is building up a resistance to random ranking ideas to prepare for his inevitable ranking of every minute of Free Birds for the thanksgiving of 20XX

@tdfhjd

3 ай бұрын

I would watch that

4:50 That isn't JUST a magic noise, that's the LoZ "mystery revealed" sound.

1:25 live chipmunk reaction

I genuinely had captain falcon's Wii mote voice stuck in my head for years, thanks for spreading the addiction

Wish they could bring back this minor feature so they can do very crusty sounds for Steve or Banjo&Kazooie

@ballisticboo7808

5 ай бұрын

Crusty "guh huh" for banjo would have been amazing

@angeldude101

5 ай бұрын

"But Switch controllers don't have a speaker" That's where you're wrong kiddo! There is absolutely nothing stopping a Switch title from using the HD Rumble feature for these kinds of sound effects.

@robiginal

5 ай бұрын

Steve would have a Minecraft eating sound

@LARAUJO_0

5 ай бұрын

@@robiginal Nah he'd have the old damage sound

@elemomnialpha

5 ай бұрын

​@@angeldude101 Kirby Star Allies did so yeah it is possible

I never knew I needed this but I love it. The Kirby and Meta Knight's voice clip lives rent-free in my mind.

@HyperkalemiaSineWave

5 ай бұрын

*Fight me* 🤺

Kirby’s “haaiiiii :3” is still one of my most beloved things to come out of this whole franchise

“Everyone’s second or third favorite Mario princess.” Man, you have no care for Peach and I love it.

9:14 Your mobil was vibrating

@phil_510

5 ай бұрын

Yeah what was up with that, why does wario have that power

@skrub_king

5 ай бұрын

He does that often

The Wiimote sound effects were always Mario, Luigi, Alagold, and Buckenberry screaming for help from their bubbles for me, these ones are hilarious.

@hoenntrumpets

5 ай бұрын

"Help me!" "Waaaaahhh"

@pureorangeness

5 ай бұрын

You can just call him Blue Toad

@unforeseenidiot2254

5 ай бұрын

@@pureorangeness but where’s the fun in that?

@Cloiss_

5 ай бұрын

My jellybean!

@Andy-ce3ij

5 ай бұрын

Alagold? What is this? Backstroke of the West? Does he say "Game time started" when you select him?

Knowing that Schaff rewatches The Tale of the Princess Kaguya a lot fills my heart with happiness

I always heard the Pokemon Trainer voiceline as "Go, boy!"

Wolf's one is also good because it can also been seen as a reference to Star Fox 64 where he says "Play time is over Star Fox!"

Schaff really should get an award for making the most out of left field random ranking vids that genuinely no one would’ve thought of doing, major props to him 😁👌

4:21 I'm sorry, but how can you forget the iconic "FALCON, PUNCH!"

How in the world did Schaff get such high quality footage of Brawl? This is the god-tier content I subscribed for

Fun fact: Peach's wii remote voice is different to her brawl onwards voice, specifically, being Peach's melee voice.

Snake and Cpt. Falcon's will always be top tier, their sound effects made me play different i swear

It's so weird that a lot of the Wiimote sounds are voice clips from Melee. Makes me wonder if that was a feature they added super early on and didn't update the voicelines of the veterans

Falcons is just hilarious. Actual peak audio design

Always found it fascinating some Wii sound clips use voices from Melee, even if the character got a new voice in Brawl (ie Ganon, Peach, Bowser - last one uses different stock sounds but same thing).

did anyone else hear the phone vibrating around 9:00?

part of what i like about "playtime's over" is that since smash is canonically just like action figures fighting hes a most doing a 4th wall

8:21 so a weird thing with this one is that is Ocarina of Time Ganondorf. That’s the sound effect that plays when he tosses a small ball of light in his fight. That’s weird because Twilight Princess/Brawl Ganondorf actually has a different voice actor, but I suppose the sound is so low quality it’s hard to notice the difference.

What I always loved about R.O.B's soundbite in brawl was that it sounds like it's saying "Let's go" but without actually saying any word as it doesn't speak. Please tell me I'm not the only person who hears it

2:13 I’m glad someone has finally said it. People always go “you can tell that Sonic was rushed because of his moveset” but what about his WII REMOTE SOUND, HUH? That’s how you can tell he was rushed.

2:50 I'm pretty sure that this is picking a pikmin and whistling/swapping it (down b), doesn't seem like a random selection of sound effects to me.

As someone who once made a serious ranking video of all the Mario & Luigi boss explosions, this is the kind of content I love to see.

Now we just need to rank how the announcer says each character's names (an idea I'm sure won't fall apart in the idea stage)

Schaff is just throwing whatever shit he wants into a ranking and I love it-

Brawl has such a special place in my heart for being one of, if not my most played video game ever. This video is everything I needed today.

i absolutely love this style of video you’ve been making recently

Man, Schaff really do be getting creative with these Nintendo-related rankings, can't wait for a banger like ''every single Smash character's favorite hobby ranked'' or ''ranking every single pixel on Funky Kong's very fancy ride.''

@UltimateDespairado

5 ай бұрын

Can’t wait for the ranking of every single Disney, Pixar, Fox, Dreamworks character ranking

@NickAndriadze

5 ай бұрын

@@UltimateDespairado Okay that'd be unironically epic.

@UltimateDespairado

5 ай бұрын

@@NickAndriadze #420: that stupid ass tree kid - basically appears for like 2-3 minutes of a 110 minute movie. I didn’t like him. He’s basically a kidz bop version of Cody from Total Drama

Ganondorf’s Wii Remote sound actually has a bit of history, it was an unused clip from Melee with filenames that suggested it was intended for Melee’s scrapped incarnation of Final Smashes.

Thanks for ranking this, brings back good days of me and my brother laughing our asses off as kids.

I wasn’t expecting this, but since Brawl was the first Smash Bros game I ever played, as well as my introduction to the Nintendo-verse outside of just Mario and Pokemon, I couldn’t ask for a better nostalgia trip than this.

this is the only channel where i could watch a video about sound effects on a game i have never played in my life for 12 minutes and 54 seconds and it be a completely good use of my time

Bless your soul for these kinds of videos, your the perfect mix of videos to pay attention to and background noise

Schaff, thanks acknowledging that these sounds exists. These have been core memories for me and my brother.

I really hope switch 2 has these speakers on the joycons but they start to “drift” meaning they progressively sound more and more torturous

@angeldude101

5 ай бұрын

The Switch controllers already have speakers. Kirby Star Allies even plays music with them for a short section. Most games however use them to shake the controller violently. Yes, I'm talking about HD Rumble.

@reddodeado301

5 ай бұрын

​@@angeldude101 They're not exactly speakers, but yeah HD rumble can make noises

Those sounds are very nostalgic to me. So much time spent on Brawl, either alone, with my brother or cousins, or with some friends.

Content like this really scratches the right spot… so Thank you Schaf

9:25 That is a low blow, Coronal. I understood that reference.

Ah, Wolf bring back good memories of brawl. One of my favourites to play as due to how hard his hits seemed to be; easily able to launch just about anyone even at low damage. This was a stupid idea, and a very enjoyable one at that!

@DeCubei

5 ай бұрын

I like your yosafire pfp

0:22 I freaking laughed at this like it was 2011 again.

Love these random ranking of things that I never would think to rank, but I love it anyways, lol. Thanks for this!

I appreciate that you ONLY pronounce the "30-day money back guarantee" line with the same cadence as Escargoon in the Kirby: Right Back At Ya! opening

I’ve always thought about how weird it was for me as a kid how crunchy sound effects sounded on my Wii Remote, to the point where I thought that all my Wii Remotes were broke for some reason! LMAO

This is easily the crunchiest video of 2024, great job schaff

Please make a video ranking the best fishing minigames from the nintendo ips, chosing only one by series and go from the most common to the most obscure ones, please. Love your videos by the way.

Shitposting with effort and passion is the best

Those low quality wii remote sound effects are absolutely nostalgic for me, I still remember my parents buying Brawl for me and my first pick was Meta Knight. I had NO idea what he was even saying, I didn't really care though because I thought he looked cool.

Finally the content we've been waiting for.

This is actually just what i needed tysm

Finally the video we've all been waiting for

Now THIS is the kind of quality KZread content I sign up for