Ranking EVERY Alton Towers Ride from WORST to BEST! (feat. Coastersaurus)
From Octonauts to Oblivion. Numtums to Nemesis. We rank EVERY SINGLE ride at Alton Towers from the very worst, to the undisputed best! With a little help from Coastersaurus on the way!
Do you agree with our list? What are your favourite (and least favourite) rides at Alton Towers? Let us know!
Make sure to go check out Coastersaurus here: / coastersaurus
Credits:
Coastersaurus
Alton Towers
Coaster Crazy
IA_J
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Octonauts is definitely the best thrill ride at Alton
@Blitheringbimbo
3 жыл бұрын
WHEN I WAS LITTLE I WENT ON IT 18 TIMES IN A ROW 😂😂
@_mylo_xyloto_1816
3 жыл бұрын
Definitely
@_mylo_xyloto_1816
3 жыл бұрын
@@Blitheringbimbo 18 times!? Holy shit how were you not sick??
@Blitheringbimbo
3 жыл бұрын
@@_mylo_xyloto_1816 it wasnt that bad tbh- but i was a completely hyper 7 year old with adhd😂
@TylerPlays-ec5cc
3 жыл бұрын
Yea. It starts with a launch which goes 0-230mph within 1 second,it then goes up a 250m hill,then it does a 130 degree drop followed with a 125m loop,before doing another 50 inversions. It then goes through another launch,making it go 275mph. It will then go up a vertical hill which goes up to 300m. Then it drops into a tunnel and does another 100 inversions. It will then go up a 150m spiral before slowing down. Once it fully slows down,it does a free fall drop,which drops 150m + another 25m underground. It then does a reverse launch which goes 300mph back into the station. Truly intense!
"What is your favourite family ride?" "Oblivion" Ahahahahahahahahaha
@woody1445
3 жыл бұрын
l wanted to go on it but jeez when l saw it in real life l was EKKKKKK CAN L GO ON IT PLEASEEEEEEE then l was to short :v
@ItzLogan07
3 жыл бұрын
@@woody1445 yeah its a great coaster, short but deadly. I dont think its as intense as people make out though
@stonalon4274
3 жыл бұрын
@@woody1445 I was like 1 or 2cm short he didn’t care and it’s the best
@Megan-dy9en
2 жыл бұрын
I really wanted to go on it but the sound when it goes underground made me chicken out 😭✋
@niggaphobe
2 жыл бұрын
@@stonalon4274 i mean of course they won’t care if your a centimetre short..
The kid saying “it might make you a little moist” cracked me up
@deejasart7766
3 жыл бұрын
I know it’s so good 😂
@theoswales2712
2 жыл бұрын
317 likes and 2 comments 🤨
@archie._mac3691
2 жыл бұрын
Ik
@the0ffspring.
2 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@YourFavArsenalGal
2 жыл бұрын
Me too
Anyone else think Rita is very underrated, honestly one of my favourites as well screwyloops
@ScrewyLoops
2 жыл бұрын
Agreed! Awesome coaster!! ☺️👍
@Ciarasoup
2 жыл бұрын
Love Rita 😍
@geogeo08
Жыл бұрын
It’s great and my friends mom is called Rita so I can now say I rode rita
@laylaup3478
Жыл бұрын
Last year I went on a baby Caterpillar rollercoaster now the ride I went on a year later I went on smiler as my first one that year
@MeltedToast84
Жыл бұрын
Yes
Just wait until Raj’s bouncy bottom burp comes along, that’ll give nemesis a real run for her money
@ScrewyLoops
3 жыл бұрын
It'll be my new number 1 for sure! 🤣🙏
@c.i.n.b4710
3 жыл бұрын
its frog hopper
@slayyyyyyqueen1
2 жыл бұрын
@@ScrewyLoops we waited for that while our parents waited on Gangsta Granny. Sadly We didn’t go on it
@slayyyyyyqueen1
2 жыл бұрын
@@c.i.n.b4710 they got rid of that and replaced it with Raj’s bottom burp
Blimey - The Octonauts. That 0-90mph launch followed by a super intense helix with inversions that whip you side to side and airtime that sends you metres above your seat. Octonauts is the scariest ride ever imagined
@ScrewyLoops
3 жыл бұрын
You've sold it to me 😂👍 I still need to ride it 🤣
@astheniceel13
2 жыл бұрын
Seriously?! It's a baby ride compared to DUPLO DINO COASTER!! THE AIRTIME IS INSANE 😱
@hododeria3576
2 жыл бұрын
WHAT
@roadmanbruh6549
2 жыл бұрын
Actually i like the iggle piggle ride
@c.i.n.b4710
2 жыл бұрын
ALL HAIL OCTONAUTS
Skyride be like: "Am I a joke to you?"😭😂
@ScrewyLoops
3 жыл бұрын
🤫🤫🤫
@astheniceel13
3 жыл бұрын
And Monorail
@thatperson1527
2 жыл бұрын
Hmm 🤔
@mr_perfectly_fine13
2 жыл бұрын
@@astheniceel13 when I went, monarail was out of order?
@yougoodbro6305
2 жыл бұрын
@@mr_perfectly_fine13 might just not worked that day
Galactica is very underrated, its really comfy and also is really good for an introduction to thrill rides
@riverloch4610
Жыл бұрын
I'd say so too. It really introduces you to the insanity of Nemesis if you ride it enough times.
@iliketrains3546
8 ай бұрын
When I first visited towers when I was about 7 or 8, every other thrill ride looked too scary for me, so I ended up going on Galactica and quite enjoyed it. I went back when I was 14 and rode all the other rides, so I have to thank Galactica for being my first ever thrill ride
@PiousMoltar
2 ай бұрын
Galactica, or Air as it was at the time, was the only one I dared go on. But I really enjoyed it for the most part. I wanted to go on it again, but sadly it was the end of the day by that point so I didn't get a chance or to try Nemesis. After the Smiler incident of 2015 though I was definitely put off from going back or going on rollercoasters ever again. But I would like to go on Galactica again and to try Nemesis, really. I'm a little sad I've lost my chance to ever ride the original Nemesis but never mind, at least it's been rebuilt! Maybe I will one day.
@user-bz7qg5eu6d
12 күн бұрын
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This video was absolutely hilarious, what an absolute banger of a video. Genuinely had me in tears laughing, especially the special 'Galactica roll'😂
@ScrewyLoops
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks! 😁👍 Glad you enjoyed it! ☺️
@kidhenrypro4425
2 жыл бұрын
@@ScrewyLoops I
The transitions from ride to ride were great!
@ScrewyLoops
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much! 😁👍
@user-bz7qg5eu6d
12 күн бұрын
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the overenthusiastic "Chew Chew" is definitely the best part of the run away mine cart
@supathechest
2 жыл бұрын
When I was there it looked like some intern was running the ride at the time, didn't know what he was supposed to say, and preceeded to go 'Chim Chau'
@wahwahwebbo1101
2 жыл бұрын
@@supathechest chim chau 😂😂😂
@leotuyrrell8033
2 жыл бұрын
When I went about 3 months ago me and my mate Charlie were taking the mickey out of that guy 😂 great memory
@l0sts0ul72
2 жыл бұрын
I went yesterday and the guy running let us go around 3 times instead of 2. fucking love that guy, hes so funny
@joadkins3684
2 жыл бұрын
Yesssssss
Now onto justins house Its very loud It smells funny Its full of crying kids And packed with overcompetitive dads
@s0n4r89
3 жыл бұрын
I never even did it normally. I sat on a turret gunning anyone with a pulse down.
@matthewmccloskey9525
3 жыл бұрын
@@s0n4r89 legend
@s0n4r89
3 жыл бұрын
@@matthewmccloskey9525 I'm actually going today with my family. The tradition shall continue, seeing as I'm gonna have to go there anyway.
@samthedetectiveeevee
2 жыл бұрын
@@s0n4r89 i remember shooting everyone like it was d day
@s0n4r89
2 жыл бұрын
@@samthedetectiveeevee rip and tear until it is done
Proud to say my dad helped build Rita (he’s a welder so he helped build the metal for the tracks)
@ScrewyLoops
Жыл бұрын
Your dad is a legend ❤️🙌
@kymscates2892
9 ай бұрын
Rita is one of my favourites! Just wish it was longer 😂 well done to your dad, legend!
I would love to see some work on 13 to make it a longer 'through the woods' part of the ride for some re-rideability because it's just not worth the queue if you've been on it before. It's only enjoyable if you go on with someone who's never been on before
@emiilyyvsp7351
2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t really like 13 very much - and the queue I waited on was ridiculous. Bit disappointed!
@didyouseemyjams6918
2 жыл бұрын
13 got me scared af especially when it turned dark
@linkedwinters
Жыл бұрын
I love thirteen purely because I know what's going to happen. Getting to hear other first time riders is definitely amusing and I still love that drop
@user-wx6ms9rv2m
Ай бұрын
I actually still like this ride. I occasionally need a break from the intensity of re-riding nemesis and the smiler, and this and wickerman are my go to picks. Also, try thirteen if you're there at night, you can't see anything which makes the outdoor section more interesting
I do feel that Alton Towers really needs more flat rides. Last time I went I barely went on a single one! There are a few products from different manufacturers that I think would fit perfectly in the park (most notably on the old Ripsaw spot), but for now I can only dream.
@ScrewyLoops
3 жыл бұрын
I always see Alton Towers as more of a "Universal" style theme park where they can thrive on mostly Coasters and Dark Rides 👍 I'd rather see them focus on some modern dark rides if anything 🙂 would be really cool! But flat rides would be nice 👌
@sqkuravoid
11 ай бұрын
well now in 2023… meet the retro squad🤣
@katsudon2048
10 ай бұрын
@@sqkuravoid so retro
The best family ride in the UK: Oblivion
Rita was smoother than wicker man last year, honestly i love rita
@ScrewyLoops
3 жыл бұрын
I've rarely had a rough ride on Rita 👍 it has a bit of rattle, but nothing that ruins my ride on it 🙂
@mattsnowden4846
3 жыл бұрын
Agreed. I don't find it rough, just the restraints are uncomfortable if you're on the taller side... I only really notice it waiting for the launch and the brakes at the end.
@wythenshawekid1597
3 жыл бұрын
Rita no 2
@justarandompeep412
3 жыл бұрын
@@ScrewyLoops my mom went on that a few years ago. Let’s just not talk about that.
@liam_-wb5pk
3 жыл бұрын
It feels like you neck is gonna snap on the launch
Ok guys, this video is high quality material about amusement parks, which is something we don't see very often
@ScrewyLoops
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much! ☺️🙏
@user-bz7qg5eu6d
12 күн бұрын
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The Smiler the ride that makes you turn into Aphex Twin.
@ScrewyLoops
3 жыл бұрын
I wish the milkman would deliver my milk... In the morning! 🥛
@frostie_1935
2 жыл бұрын
@@ScrewyLoops never mind we have postman pat
When there's a new ScrewyLoops video, you know the day has gotten 110% better!
@ScrewyLoops
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you! 😁 That means a hell of a lot! ☺️🙏
@frankthemoore3236
3 жыл бұрын
You mean 10x better! This video is leaving me itching to get back to the place i became a real man
@deejasart7766
3 жыл бұрын
Heyyyy The Editor Guy YT
@Todd21212
3 жыл бұрын
@@deejasart7766 hey there!
@W728EI4I3
3 жыл бұрын
Not really
So thankful for this video! Theme parks opening in April and I’m gonna be heading to Alton towers for the first time! I live 6 hours away but I’m so excited since I haven’t been to a theme park in ages!!!!!
@ScrewyLoops
3 жыл бұрын
No worries! ☺️👍 April can't come soon enough! 🙌
@generalalex4850
3 жыл бұрын
@@ScrewyLoops I’m going in august
"alton towers is the most popular theme park in the country" Me who knows its legoland Edit: 2 months later and this has still been controversial haha
@fionafarquharson8804
3 жыл бұрын
In the uk
@Lpkiwi
3 жыл бұрын
@@fionafarquharson8804 Legoland england/legoland windsor
@georginamx5232
3 жыл бұрын
no it’s alton towers
@matthewmccloskey9525
3 жыл бұрын
@@georginamx5232 it actually isn't Alton gets roughly 700,000 people a year And legoland gets 1,000,000 a year I was surprised too
@tombaggaley4487
3 жыл бұрын
It alton
Recently discovered this channel from watching 'coaste crazy', another top channel. This is great, mint to have something that ain't such a 'family Channel'.
@ScrewyLoops
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much! 😁👍 Andy is a legend, love his channel too 🙂
You are actually the funniest rollercoaster commentator I have ever seen. Love it! I can’t wait to go to Alton towers.
@ScrewyLoops
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much!! ☺️
1. Nemesis 2. Smiler 3. Galactica 4. Oblivion 5. Wickerman 6. Spinball 7. Thirteen 8. Rita
FINALLY! Been waiting for this one :D
@ScrewyLoops
3 жыл бұрын
Hope you enjoyed it! ☺️👍
@HalloweenCharlie
3 жыл бұрын
@@ScrewyLoops Sure did, made me chuckle quite a few times :D Love the dead cat joke.... as horrible as that sounds
When I heard the line “it might make you a little moist” I just forgot how to breathe for a second. 😂😂
@ScrewyLoops
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
“What’s favorite Alton towers family ride?” Peter: OBLIVION
“And it’s in the middle of ABSOLUTE NOWHERE” Me, on the six hour journey in the middle of nowhere: this is the dark forest, alright.
So good!! Glad it’s not just me that gets absolutely Iggle Piggled by the announcement in Nemmy’s station 😅😂
@ScrewyLoops
3 жыл бұрын
Haha! 🤣👍 Cheers man! 🍻
Duel is one of my favourites. I think if they just got rid of most of the dots and just kept them on the monsters then it would be great.
@davewaring73
9 ай бұрын
And now they've done as you asked and redone it. It's much better now.
Not only is he funny and makes me laugh he has his rank correct by putting wicker man 3rd and nemesis 1st
@ScrewyLoops
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you!! ☺️👍
Rita is sick - no issues there, I actually prefer it to wickerman. I rode Rita right at the front as my first ride of the day one trip and both my girlfriend and I were like..that was absolutely the best time we’d ever ridden it 😂 it was incredible Far far too nice to 13 imho, any stick Rita gets is far more deserved by 13. Spinball is great too - doesn’t get enough credit for being basically a walk on most days and pretty thrilling due to how fucking rickety and wild mouse feeling it is. I’d have to have smiler at 1, it’s just pure perfection and madness tightly packed into such a crammed area, super smooth, feels long and like you get a good ride - and it has that “let’s do it again” feeling as soon as you come off.
@ScrewyLoops
3 жыл бұрын
Yes! More Rita love! 🙏❤️ Also The Smiler was extremely close to taking the number 1 spot, it's fantastic in my opinion 🙂
@Ciarasoup
2 жыл бұрын
Rita was literally my favourite ever,her speed,ride theming everything.
that peter kid was actually really funny, might of been the way he talks that makes it so good.
@CUTOUTS
Жыл бұрын
i t s f u l l o f c r y i n g k i d s a n d o v e r c o m p e t i t i v e d a d s
"It's in middle of NOWHERE "That really got me crying in tears
God this kid is having me in stitches 😭
“Flipped over like an undercooked pork sausage” 😂😂💀💀
3:17 3rd Degree Shrivel had me in stitches hahaha
@Coastersaurus
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Thanks for that Chris. 😒 😂
@ScrewyLoops
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@justarandompeep412
3 жыл бұрын
3:15 postman pat tries to do an inversion.
Chris obviously hasn’t learnt his lesson from the Thorpe park one. Shame there’s no more screwy loops show but I’m sure the rest of the content will be just as good if not better.
@ScrewyLoops
3 жыл бұрын
I'll definitely return to the series if it gains interest again 🙂👍 it feels a bit wasted at the moment sadly 🙁
I’m loving your channel! Could you do a video on the history of scarefest/ranking your favourite mazes?
@ScrewyLoops
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much! 😁👍 I'll see what I can do! ☺️
Air is my favourite. It's very comfortable and not scary, and I love the style of flying rides. Haven't been back since the change, but I really hope I can one day.
FINALLY someone ranks nemesis as number 1 :D
14:49 loved it 😂😂 Great video! 😁
@ScrewyLoops
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much! ☺️👍
Wickerman is my absolute favourite ride, i love everything about it, the pre show and the smell when you enter the room, the soundtrack, i just LOVE IT SO MUCH
@ScrewyLoops
Жыл бұрын
It's awesome!! ☺️
I was dying at the “Damper than a 🤔, ginger nut biscuit?”
Great video, it's nice to see a list that is different than others. Same top 3 for me but could swap Galactica, Oblivion and Rita around. Also agree Thirteen isn't that great, mainly for me because I don't find it re rideable.
@ScrewyLoops
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks! ☺️👍 Thirteen has a great second half but I do think the first half let's it down a lot sadly
@naomiwatson8075
2 жыл бұрын
I loved it
Love the vid as always funny and great and agree with the rankings!!
@ScrewyLoops
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much!! 😁👍
@coasterwoza106
2 жыл бұрын
@@ScrewyLoops No problem always a massive joy watching your vids!
8:14 So I called this the BBQ element. Tasty sausages.
Chris: Finally a man of experience Me: lmao 😂 It's soooooo good
“Get the wrong weight distribution and you’ll be flying around like a doner kebab in a fish n chips shop” 🤣😂💀lmao
"The parents sit in the middle going green and getting a headache from all the din" kid, i adore you
This probably been said before but this video is great , especially the coastersoarus section his pronouncements are great and clear , and your list was perfect as always
@ScrewyLoops
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much!! ☺️👍
@general_fears
2 жыл бұрын
Yeh but it’s so scripted
@user-bz7qg5eu6d
12 күн бұрын
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Wow, this makes me realise how long it's been since I last went to Alton Towers, do not recognise a lot of those and I'm questioning where others are!
Awesome! I've always wanted to go to the UK, this makes it even more, and I really want to go on the smiler!
@ScrewyLoops
3 жыл бұрын
The Smiler is so good!! 😁
@ILOVEMUSIC123able
2 жыл бұрын
Until it crashes and you lose a leg
@ILOVEMUSIC123able
2 жыл бұрын
The amount of incidents its had since it opened. Wouldnt be bithered if i never went on it in my life
@echoana
Жыл бұрын
@@ILOVEMUSIC123able crashes r very rare so
@echoana
Жыл бұрын
I’ve been on it twice it really gets your adrenaline pumping
Brilliant as always!!
@ScrewyLoops
3 жыл бұрын
Cheers Adam! ☺️👍
@ThemeParkWorldTour
3 жыл бұрын
ScrewyLoops really enjoyed this one! You put so much into these and it’s great to see it up on screen!
nemesis, unsurprisingly, is my favourite ride at the park, but I also really like galactica and wickerman
Hello There, this is a great summary, thank you for producing this. Cheers Peter :-)
@petermc7098
3 жыл бұрын
P.S. a great set of Puns.
@ScrewyLoops
3 жыл бұрын
Hi Peter! 😁👋 Thank you so much! The people asked for more puns, so I gave more puns... 🤣👍
@petermc7098
3 жыл бұрын
@@ScrewyLoops Hello There, you're welcome. Cheers Peter
3:50 LOVE IT :D
I love the runaway mine train 😂, it’s a great way to start off the day!! My favourite ride there though I think is oblivion!
You spin me right round baby right round like a bish bosh bash clank out my bloody back 😂😂😂
The references to food are almost Theme Park Crazy level xD
@ScrewyLoops
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣👍
Brilliant video as always! Now I wanna know where you keep the angry mob supplies...
@ScrewyLoops
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you! ☺️👍 Under the sink 😉
@Coastersaurus
3 жыл бұрын
They were hiding behind the lawnmower. 👍
Great video, Pete is a legend in this, haha!
@ScrewyLoops
3 жыл бұрын
Cheers mate! ☺️👍 Haha yes! He is brilliant!
Dude your segues were so good, I would watch yourself around cliff edges, know what I'm saying? Great video mate!
@ScrewyLoops
3 жыл бұрын
Haha! Cheers buddy! 🙂👍
This made me laugh so much. It's amazing 😁
@ScrewyLoops
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks buddy! 😁 Glad you enjoyed it haha 🙂
@corvus5630
Жыл бұрын
Nice name
When I last went back to the park, the first ride I went on was Rita and I had forgotten how fast it was. And my god was I windswept and tbh it was quite smooth when I went on it
@ScrewyLoops
3 жыл бұрын
It's so good! 😁👍
I’m happy that when you ranked the smiler that you looked past the accident
I absolutely loved Hex as it wasnt that scary as a kid. I've never been on 13 and wicker man nor the smiler. Air terrified me as a kid but it was amazing. I need to go back for the other rides. Nemises is a legend and nemises inferno is also amazing. Never rode Rita either 😅 Also love B and M and Intermin rides 👍 they are good.
I love Rita too!! And Hex is sickkkkk 😍 my order for the 10 coasters is as follows: 10) Octonauts 9) Runaway Mine Train 8) Spinball 7) Th13teen 6) Galactica 5) Nemesis (don’t come for me!!) 4) Oblivion 3) Rita 2) The Smiler 1) Wicker Man 🔥🔥🔥🔥 They’re all just amazing (aside from Octonauts), I genuinely think that we are better than America at doing the whole roller coaster thing 😂😂
@rob235ioa1
3 жыл бұрын
rubbish and by the way mine train is NOT a coaster by definition coasters coast mine train DOES NOT
@Matt-op1zd
3 жыл бұрын
@@rob235ioa1 bro chill out it’s an opinion 😂🤦🏻♂️ also yes it is, it doesn’t rely on gravity BUT it does use is it. The downward helix preceding the tunnel shared with CRR is a moment where the train picks up speed due to gravity. I have my opinions, and that’s okay. It’s simply because I like launches, I’m taller so prefer more accommodating seats (lap bars) and I just think that the smiler is incredible, as do lots of enthusiasts 😂
@a_09.7
2 жыл бұрын
Nah Americas coasters are another level
@Matt-op1zd
2 жыл бұрын
@@a_09.7 The reason why I say that is because, typically speaking, rollercoasters in the US are not as well themed. Yeah sure there’s the odd exception, but I find that rollercoasters in the UK and Europe just do theming so well 💪🏻 when we have the likes of The Smiler, where it is a world-class coaster all round (both layout AND theming), then we can’t exactly complain 😂😂
Pinball was the most funny section😂 its so true ive been on it
I loved the puns in the video
Love this and you made it soooo funny 🤣
@ScrewyLoops
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you! 🤣👍 Glad you liked it ☺️
Brilliant Video Screwy! And you are right, Alton Tower's biggest embarrassment is its meagre arrange of flat rides! But Heave Ho is too Low!
@ScrewyLoops
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you buddy! 😁👍 I do hope Towers redeem thereselves in the coming years with a kick ass flat ride 🙏
All hail nemesis Still probably my favourite ride How they did this without breaking the tree line was just sublime engineering All hail John wardley however you spell his last name LEGEND
@ScrewyLoops
2 жыл бұрын
John is a legend! 🤘
@madyottoyotto3055
2 жыл бұрын
@@ScrewyLoops that valley roller coaster needs to happen I think all us fans protest outside the Local council office seems to be how things get done
@TheOneLichemperor
2 жыл бұрын
@@madyottoyotto3055 I'm really torn on that one myself as the valley is both a prime location for what could be a really epic coaster but also a unique aspect of the park with it being uniquely devoid of rides. Personally I really like the gardens breaking up the park and I wouldn't want any new ride to ruin that. If the cross valley coaster was far enough down the valley then it could work, but they'd have to be careful not to ruin the gardens.
@madyottoyotto3055
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheOneLichemperor I get you but reality is it will have a park segment there before long
@TheOneLichemperor
2 жыл бұрын
@@madyottoyotto3055 You're probably right, though I'd rather they explored other options first myself.
On the cebebies land list, the only atraction/ride left (to take the “best”) would be Charlie and Lola’s moonsquirters and greendrops, my old favourite
5:30 YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND
This had me cracking up 😂
The smiler makes you feel like youre drunk. Totally legless
@justarandompeep412
3 жыл бұрын
Especially at 5:30, if the smiler could sing I think that’s what the smiler would sing.
@Joker-sy4xr
2 жыл бұрын
Legless 😱😱💀💀💀💀😭😭
This is the funniest theme park video! Straight up
@ScrewyLoops
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks buddy! ☺️👍
Fantastic video, completely agree with galactica, it’s such an underrated ride!
@ScrewyLoops
3 жыл бұрын
Cheers mate! 😁👍 Galactica is great!
5:30 I’m getting an odd vibe from if roller coasters felt pain.
*NEMESIS* ........... I am shook too
I waited 1.5 years to say "HeY gOrGeOuS" to that one zombie outside of Duel.
Hahaha cracking video mate!!
@ScrewyLoops
3 жыл бұрын
Cheers buddy! 😁👍
great content i agree , like to see wickman in top , great help from peter hes shot up a bit aint he
@ScrewyLoops
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks buddy! 😁👍 Peter absolutely smashed it! 🙂👌
@Coastersaurus
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Peter has definitely sprouted!
Glad to see someone who actually likes Rita
Me and my girlfriend are going next week but have booked two days, mid week. Was booking two days to much? I have a feeling queues will be very small since kids are at school so we may run out of stuff to do for the second day
4:31 that gorgeous zombie tho 😏
Great video though enjoyed it. I wouldn’t have Rita being 4th best. Worst major coaster at Alton Towers in my opinion. Uncomfortable on shoulder restraints and a disappointment after launch. Stealth though is awesome, way better launch then way better hill and one of best in UK.
@ScrewyLoops
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you! ☺️👍 It's definitely a controversial opinion of mine haha, i completely understand the disappointment though 🤣
is it just me who gets excited when he posts
@ScrewyLoops
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you! ☺️👍
I screamed almost the whole way through th3rteen lol! My first time going on a proper thriller rollercoaster! My stomach felt so weird
Lol the coronation street for Rita had me tripping 😂😂😂
No I would say my favourite Rita got so many cool Elements and the. I'd put Smiler since Smiler overheats a lot
One thing we learned from these ranking videos: Chris doesn’t like enterprises
@ScrewyLoops
3 жыл бұрын
I don't get them 🤣👍
“It’s in the middle of absolute no where” as someone who lives in Staffordshire, I can attest to this
My personal ranking (of what I’ve been on) 1: Rita 2: Galactica 3: Oblivion 4: Wickerman 5: Spinball whizzer 6: Mixtape (RIP) 7: Enterprise 8: Duel 9: Runaway mine train 10: Funk n fly (RIP) 11: Congo river rapids 12: Rollerdisco (RIP) I hope to do 13, nemesis and smiler next time I visit! I am certain that I won’t smash my legs but it’s the concept of a grey out that concerns me, is a grey out exactly what it seems, where your vision goes monotone for a few seconds, and does it cause physical pain?
@ScrewyLoops
2 жыл бұрын
Yes! Some love for Rita 🙌❤️ great list! If you can do Rita and Oblivion you'll be fine on those! 🙂 Grey outs are usually rare and varies from person to person. Best way to explain it is that dizzy feeling when you stand up too quick (seeing stars, feel a bit funny, no pain though!) Rita's more likely to do that than those two 🙂
@bennickss
2 жыл бұрын
@@ScrewyLoops to be honest I may have greyed out on oblivion but because of how dark the tunnel was I wouldn’t have noticed
@Ciarasoup
2 жыл бұрын
Rita’s definitely my favourite too! She’s such a good coaster :)
So the I’ve never been to Alton towers so the only reason I watched this was because of when Tommyinnit, Wilbur Soot and philza went there😂 I’ve watched that video like 10 time😂
Yes love alton towers and screwy loops. Keep on making my day. ♥️
@ScrewyLoops
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much! 😁👍
Me and my sister got in the spinball queue just after getting off the smiler and I’m just glad the queue for spinball was quite long because I would have thrown up
"Being flipped around like an undercooked pork sausage got me cracking up like actually