His jokes are really sharp and cuts deep just like his surname.

@maheshdangi5541

4 жыл бұрын

Epic 😂😂

@bunkleyy

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@farazsayyed3968

4 жыл бұрын

Kaatil comment 🤘❤

@986manav

4 жыл бұрын

I feel obliged to like your commentt

@murlidharsinghsardar8942

4 жыл бұрын

Jabbardast

Why isnt anyone talking about his SINGING SKILLS??? You sir, are so multi talented !!!

@dibyendudas4607

3 жыл бұрын

Bang on👌

@Adam.sayyed

3 жыл бұрын

Aaj ke makan malik chuteya hy...

@iamkrishanggupta

3 жыл бұрын

Binod

@tanishajhanji4780

3 жыл бұрын

@@iamkrishanggupta he bhagwaan😂😂

@iamkrishanggupta

3 жыл бұрын

@@tanishajhanji4780 Tanisha if you want to pls watch some of my dubsmashes too. They are on my channel

1:00 I've made it guys

@akashshukla9411

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@payaldhauria5483

3 жыл бұрын

Good for you dude... doing great!!😂

@thunderzagario7215

3 жыл бұрын

*I've won, but at what cost*

I really like your women empowerment jokes..have deep meaning and its still the reality of all houses..:)

@twinklearora3110

3 жыл бұрын

It's good atleast some men understand this reality while majority are in denial.

@VinodKumar-ov6jd

3 жыл бұрын

Toxix indian masculinity:(

@ironicmanas5449

3 жыл бұрын

@@VinodKumar-ov6jd लूल

@cerciaslytherin6845

3 жыл бұрын

Right!! I think he's the only male comic who does those. Mostly comics just make fun of their hypothetical girlfriends 😂

@29subhra

3 жыл бұрын

It is the reality agreed.

Guys, thank you so much for watching! Mera plan nahi tha inn jokes ko upload karne ka, par Coronavirus ki vajah se pata nahi kab main agla video shoot karke daal paaun. Waise bhi bohat time ho gaya tha channel pe naya content daale hue. Toh maine socha ki pehle ke shows se kuch unreleased jokes daal doon. Hope you guys enjoy this :)

@yashshrivastava1648

4 жыл бұрын

Samosa

@mohammadfaizanhashmi4213

4 жыл бұрын

Who is the most stupid PM of the world

@haniyyahnajeebuddin2493

4 жыл бұрын

Bro, kitne baar ek hi baat bologe. We get it, tum nahin daalne waale the lekin virus ne majboor kardiya. We love your humour, so it doesn't matter what order it is or what category it comes under. Waking up to this, is in itself happiness. Thank you for making us laugh in such times.

@Manaseth07

4 жыл бұрын

Bhot achha kia ☺️ ham v bor ho rhe hai 😂

@writabanchakraborty8792

4 жыл бұрын

Great content and great effort Boss. Kam se kam meeting k beech beech me hass lunga :-D

These artists are such good people. A lot of them are releasing content online that they didn't actually plan on releasing anytime soon, just to help us cope with the situation in a better way. Thank you so much, man! Much love! :)♥️

@Explorer_indy89

4 жыл бұрын

Stop assuming stuff dude

@sarthakkhurana4530

4 жыл бұрын

@@Explorer_indy89 well no doubt he is humble and a great artist but on the other side they are capitalising this situation which is right in each and every way

@randomguy1897

4 жыл бұрын

@@sarthakkhurana4530 vada pao

@sarthakkhurana4530

4 жыл бұрын

@@randomguy1897 Kanda bhajiya pav🌚

@ViratNimesh

4 жыл бұрын

Aditya Gupta very right bhai!

*This was the time when ONLY talented stand up comedians were popular.*

@mohammadrayyanmohsin8910

3 жыл бұрын

Isi saal ki hai

@differentangle7666

3 жыл бұрын

Yeh woh aadmi hain jo present mein nostalgia mein zee raha hain

@mohammadrayyanmohsin8910

3 жыл бұрын

@@differentangle7666 Ha ha lol

@MonsoonBags

3 жыл бұрын

@@differentangle7666 yehi baate toh baad me yaad aayegi

@sohanbijwar3532

3 жыл бұрын

@@MonsoonBags abey jeene toh de Palo Ko pehle. Pal ke bich mai tu bolta rehta hai

Also elon musk :- sends tesla in space😂😭 Seriously, love that guy

@jb.senpai9254

3 жыл бұрын

He is a legend.🔥

When his random jokes are better than most stand up shows😂

@rabiyadav2604

4 жыл бұрын

I think giving personal opinions all the time is not stand-up. This is my personal opinion. He and every one should try different ways.

@suman5525

4 жыл бұрын

All r equally funny

@ChiragMalik4

4 жыл бұрын

@@rabiyadav2604 sabhi jokes personal opinion aur past experiences pe hi hote hai. Bina personal opinion ke joke kaise banayega?

@rabiyadav2604

4 жыл бұрын

@@ChiragMalik4 joke ke liye criticism jruri ho gya h bhai inke liye. Jinke liye criticism base nhi h wo sare comedian inse bahot upar h

@KPLChannel

4 жыл бұрын

@@suman5525 🔥 obviously bro Nice opinion Kher guys please can i get 1 subscribe Thanks 🔥💐👍

*"Chilla rha hai, isko aata hoga kuch."* Indian mindset in a nutshell.

@shubhamsemwal5532

4 жыл бұрын

The former was the most educated PM ever

@suryansh0075

4 жыл бұрын

@@shubhamsemwal5532 idiot

@adithyaramesh5634

4 жыл бұрын

@@suryansh0075 vada pav

@mjx7pai

4 жыл бұрын

@@suryansh0075 Idli

@logan7816

4 жыл бұрын

😂

That Himesh observation was such a sharp and clever bit!

He always look beach ready 😂

Please make this a thing where we respond to trolls with 'vada pao' 😂

@SchoolOfStoics

4 жыл бұрын

This should become the new trend reply to trolls using random n weird words

@chetanbsonawane

4 жыл бұрын

True it needs to trend

@ishpreetdang0

4 жыл бұрын

Vada pao

@Nobody1991

4 жыл бұрын

Bhadwa Pao

@vardhman

4 жыл бұрын

Definitely

I love how you went from himesh to politics. 😂

@kvs1678

4 жыл бұрын

shruti lawate XX Sc ah hjijrffjj

@shivamshukla6539

4 жыл бұрын

Wada pav

@alokbaluni8760

4 жыл бұрын

That's why it's *Random*

@vivekdwivedi7929

4 жыл бұрын

Samosa and chatni...😜

@SporadicricStuff

4 жыл бұрын

Content ki kami

Imagine Sanjeev, and Vineet being real friends..

Himesh piece was the best. 😂 Didn't think that man still had so much more to give.

I think we should Clap for him too 😂😂

@nitinthakur6569

4 жыл бұрын

Thaali bajao bhai k liye😂

@Ayush-tf6pt

4 жыл бұрын

Go karuna go!

@TEXAS2459

4 жыл бұрын

N for him we shd do 10 mins clap

@TEXAS2459

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ayush-tf6pt looollll

@shivm6092

4 жыл бұрын

Too Baja le taliya comment me kyo hag raha h

This is why I'm paying for internet ♥️♥️♥️

@varunkebooks

4 жыл бұрын

Awesome. How do we pay him

@faizanadib06

4 жыл бұрын

Get a life dude

@ABHIJITKUMARPANDEY

4 жыл бұрын

@@varunkebooks we give him support and watching. We're the audience he can earn because KZread has money he has audience

@ripudamansharma5990

4 жыл бұрын

internshala.com/the-grand-summer-internship-fair?

@notaweeb4177

4 жыл бұрын

@@faizanadib06 yeah sure, work during lockdown

What a wonderful stand up comedian ! We need more like him who can actually deliver a positive message through stand up comedy and speeches

Can we just take a moment to appreciate his intelligence. I watch a lot of standups and haven't come across any comic who has better delivery and content than you.. amazing 👏

Man, i just woke up right now and saw this. Best start of the day.

@shubhi4147

4 жыл бұрын

Seriously!

@pep8221

4 жыл бұрын

@@shubhi4147 can we go on a date?

@pep8221

4 жыл бұрын

@Prashant Sharma How many fathers you have Prashant?

@morbid.69

4 жыл бұрын

Yo wait, guys what about a threesome? Im a guy tbh xD jk jk jk

@theagnitaacharya4217

4 жыл бұрын

Even I just woke up rit now N watching this sipping coffee. 😎

This was really an Aston Martin made out of Bentley performance.

@motar4555

4 жыл бұрын

Loved that car man😍😍😍😍

@Cookingwithpratibhaaaaa

4 жыл бұрын

I was just repeated it..and see what i saw😂😂😂

I really liked the gay pride joke hehe I completely agree with him that's the reason that I can't come out to my parents as a gay teen

@haneul_o384

3 жыл бұрын

I hope you will get the courage one day , I'm a bisexual she/her , and i came out to my parents about it 4 year ago , at that time they ignored me and my dad even hitted me , but i still came out a year ago again to my mum she was shocked but she understood me , she was against it but i said If i liked a girl i will marry her and not come back home if you care that much about your society but i hope you will find your partner

@tromboner6061

3 жыл бұрын

@@haneul_o384 But it would be tough for you to find a partner of compatible/similar sexual orientation right? What's your plan for it.

@harshbhatt2481

3 жыл бұрын

You should have attended the Lucknow parade

@haneul_o384

Жыл бұрын

@@tromboner6061 hey i know this is late but I'm also a demibisexual and idk if it's just me but i think that the time will tell , i am not keen on dating because of past bad experience's , and also I'm planning to move abroad in a few years, so maybe I'll find someone there but it's that if i don't find it , it's cool as I'm pretty much laidback about romance and relationships .

Dude this is ultimate. I laughed at every single joke. 😆

I was cutting onions. While listening to this... My parents were confused... Seeing me laughing with tears in my eyes.. Big fan man❤️... Great writing

@nafisaali6094

3 жыл бұрын

This comment got me, i dont even kno why😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ameeeen1310

3 жыл бұрын

Since you git 69 likes I'm not gonna like your comment ......if you know you know 😁

"Letna" is the option right now.

@varunkebooks

4 жыл бұрын

When u realize your normal life was called quarantine.

@rishi_1003

4 жыл бұрын

@@varunkebooks **chuckles in introvert**

That amitabh ji one nd prime minister one😂😂..man u can turn a crying person laughing😂😂🤣👍👍

"chila rha hai isse aata hoga kuchh" OH MY GODDD that was soooo funnyyyyyy!!!

I feel sorry for any viewer named vineet😂

@singhash508

4 жыл бұрын

See Likes 69* 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jimmyhopkins5145

3 жыл бұрын

Binod

@720subscriberswithrandomvi6

3 жыл бұрын

@@jimmyhopkins5145 बिनोद

@raazsoni8309

3 жыл бұрын

binod

@edwingames4543

3 жыл бұрын

Bara pao

" wo dusra earth bana raha hey, sim card nehi" 🤣🤣🤣 You Are Great bro... Big Fan

Hey karunesh if we both weren't straight and if I married you i would be call Talwar talwar Ps :- just a joke for your upcoming show 🤣😅😆

@tusharbathla1959

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@alokbaluni8760

4 жыл бұрын

How do you know he is straight 😏

@talwarchouhan2998

4 жыл бұрын

@@alokbaluni8760 ohh sorry bro I forgot It's her choice

@elclassicogoveend2698

4 жыл бұрын

But if surname goes otherwise, then he will even lose the one he has now 😁

@maanyashukla326

4 жыл бұрын

@@talwarchouhan2998 haan but sexuality isnt a choice. People dont choose to be gay, they're born as such...

Himesh part was just amazing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

2:25 Usi sim card se tera views aa rha hai.

@Dhhu333

4 жыл бұрын

Baat to pate ki hai bhai tu ne

@pradyumnamohapatra5357

4 жыл бұрын

Vadapav

@sarthakkhurana4530

4 жыл бұрын

Desh bhakti wildin 🤯

@jahnulahon7614

4 жыл бұрын

Vada Pav

@lokeshchandak3660

4 жыл бұрын

Sambhar Wada!!1!

Really great work ,I loved it.

@shreyasshelke554

2 жыл бұрын

Sir is it compulsory to have salt in every toothpaste

Now Elon Musk is also making sim card🤣🤣

Him : makes political jokes Twitter account : ah shit here we go again

Karunesh Talwar is like a kid who was never let to express his opinions and so he keep making notes of it all, always, every bollywood movie, every family function he was that left out kid who was always quietly observing, and then bamm! Paap ka ghada fhuut gya..

@vikasarora1009

4 жыл бұрын

Aisa Kya bura lag gaya 😁😀😁😂

@HimadriRoy23011997

4 жыл бұрын

@@vikasarora1009 Vada Pav 😆

@HimadriRoy23011997

4 жыл бұрын

Vada Pav 😆

@vikasarora1009

4 жыл бұрын

@@HimadriRoy23011997 😁😀😁😁👏👏👍

KZread recommends this video. KZread: Was this a good recommendation? Me: Absolutely! You're are a rockstar, Karunesh!

You completely nailed it. Laughed hilariously😂

7:51 he was like " hun" we were like nahi 🤣🤣

4:36 Bro only thing that came to my mind was " Bina hand sanitize/wash ke haath mooh mein daala"😲 Very funny jokes btw #Corona

@mecss8910

4 жыл бұрын

Shukar hai gay joke suna ne ke baad sirf haath mooh mein daala :D

@sabilurrahmanrifat

4 жыл бұрын

Dude the videos are very old which Didn't get uploaded. 😐

@KPLChannel

4 жыл бұрын

@@mecss8910 😂 Obviously bro video purane h Kher guys please can i get 1 subscribe Thanks 🔥💐👍

You just relaxed my mind in this situation, with such intelligent and crisp jokes!! Thank you Karunesh!😁

The Himesh bit though 😂😂😂 I just died at that

This guy is amazing...I just love him...damn great feminist he is..... respect sir

@Vishnuk-fe9iv

17 күн бұрын

He is better than feminist.

Whenever i ask my frnds to plan a trip they be like:-Bhaai kasol chate hai phukenge maza aayega😂

@Dhhu333

4 жыл бұрын

Bhai ek baar hash brownie kha ke dekh waha ke, duniya palat jayegi

@prodbynasir

4 жыл бұрын

@OTAY OTAY 😂

That himesh reshamiya bit was awesome 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️

I love the way he gave joke delivery. Sudden change in face expressions, Love it dude.

Oh man! As soon as I saw this template with "1day ago", I was like "Are bhai aagya apna 😍". Died laughing seeing him at 4AM. One of the standards of comedian. 👌😂😂

Did u guys observe the starting declaration, he said Stay home stay safe let jaao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

mazaa aa gaya 😁

@naginfinity9748

3 жыл бұрын

*The only comment you have written* Noticed!

@gokulg9474

2 жыл бұрын

Vada paav

I really laughed a lot. Thank you 😊

Mars pe jaake bhi sim card toh use karna parega na. 🌚😂

4:27 probably the last time you had put your finger in your mouth without sanitizing your hand 😁

@chillndie

4 жыл бұрын

Kannav Gautam that time no one even knows what the fcuk is Corona ? 😂

@b2agyaan

4 жыл бұрын

@@chillndie exactly 😁

Quarantine just got a whole lot better 🤣

@NoThing-ec9km

4 жыл бұрын

R u quarantine

@kapilsurve8638

4 жыл бұрын

@@NoThing-ec9km what do you think that has another meaning 🤨

@NoThing-ec9km

4 жыл бұрын

@@kapilsurve8638 now a days people use heavy and trending words just for show...

Hey man you are just amazing.. you deserve millions of followers. Made my day... I was having a really stressful day.. anything was hardly making me smile and dude yojr jokes made me ROFL. Thanks a lot karynesh

Sir, you are one of THE MOST clever critiquers I have seen online ! Absolutely hilarious ! Observations are always on point. I have been lucky enough to attend one of your shows and it was amazing.

Extremely funny man. You're consistently political which is difficult and spectacular. Your growth seems very different from many other comics, your foundation seems way stronger than others. Lambe race ke ghode lag rahe ho. Very Louis c k (hopefully only in your humour)👌🏽. Keep it up dost!

@anujsharma1975

4 жыл бұрын

💯 like

@Executor8

4 жыл бұрын

Consistently political🤔🤔🤔

9:14 did somebody hear that weird laugh ?😂😂

@animalmasti4991

4 жыл бұрын

Was about to mention that

@adithyaramesh5634

4 жыл бұрын

@@animalmasti4991 vada pav

@animalmasti4991

4 жыл бұрын

@@adithyaramesh5634 wt vada pav?

@animalmasti4991

4 жыл бұрын

Oh the reference!!

@anshukamath674

4 жыл бұрын

Nice obsv. haan..!! 😂😂.. The most interesting of all the bullshit comments..!!

I just love the msg behind his jokes👍👍and the way he delivers .Everytime I want to watch stand up comedy I search "karunesh Talwar" and watch his videos in repeat. Lots of love 💕 Thank you 😊💐

damn..this made my day!!1! You're amazing Mr.Talwar :))

@hekharkhasdeo4824

4 жыл бұрын

Meaning plz?

9:14 that laughing sound was most funniest part

5:27 best joke

@kathikadas850

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

I am daignosed with corona and I watched all of his videos and it just made me so happy from inside like I wasnt even suffering from this disease

Dude hatsoff to you. New era of Standup. Great Content.👍👍👍👍

Dude if these are random jokes then i want a complete series of these jokes🙌🙌. Loved it 😅😂😂😂

"Vada Pav" Best Random Response Ever 😂

Dude upload more content! PLEASE! Just rewatching old videos here

The gay and jhumma jokes was best 😂cause some people don't know what's really going around 😂😂🔪

*if his Unreleased Jokes are this Lit think about what will his Released Jokes be* 👌👍❤

“Bas let jaana chahiye” - Kisko pta tha ye Line ek din ADVICE ban jayegi....

You should do more of them 🔥😂😂😂😂😂💯

This guy is so leggit ! I have watched and subscribed him from the very first video. Honestly, gets better each time I see him. Love you @Karunesh

"India ko subtle emotions ki kadar nhi h ....... Right bro... hit a like if u agree

@adithyaramesh5634

4 жыл бұрын

Vada pav

A moti.... Abe o kali.. A moti.. Woo Hoo🤣🤣

This is hilarious! The observations are so on point!

Himesh songs are good... Your joke took me to his songs again

Another good thing which came out of Quarantine ✨✨ ♥️

@kvs1678

4 жыл бұрын

Kadambari Sawant Baby Palm Tree (Leena)

❤️❤️ Quarantine just got better.❤️❤️ I wish his video never ends. Love. Tere liye to Amazon prime liya Bhai Maine.

I just love you man. The only comedian in India who makes sense and still makes us laugh. Lots of love to you.

He is brilliant! I have seen some of his videos on loop and laughed so hard every single time. I have seen a lot of standup comedians but Karunesh is another level🫶 Too good!

I can feel that keeda on my neck when you sing like him😂

Humare naye Makanmalik...bade sahab!!🤣🤣🤣 Creativity level- Karunesh Talwar🙇‍♀️

His jokes is not jokes is the harsh reality of society 🥺🥺

I was a himesh fan once and i can totally relate to that 😂

You are a blast and I laughed a lot in this serious situation. Tnx for spreading joy.🙏

Great bro u rocked everytime.... Imaging ideas....

THIS is what I've been waiting for since 2020 started🤣🤣🤣🤣 quarantine entertainment goals

one of my most favourite stand-up comedian Karunesh Talwar 👍👍

Last one on internet trolls was my favourite 👍👍👍😂😂😂😂 ek number

Karunesh yar you're the most amazing underdog of stand-up industry you deserve more. You always met the expectations

karunesh bhai simply brilliant!!! more than the jokes ur histrionics are simply magnificent!!! great emotive expression with himesh songs!!!!! SUPER!!!!!

This made my day! Thanks for sharing!

The whole video was entertaining including Ur singing...I think u have classical training but above all the current scenario "bade sahab"...wo bole HAANNNN toh Han...I thoroughly enjoyed it...

I really don’t mind all the cut out jokes especially in these corona times.

Dude u drive masses insane. Much love from punjab for making the so unwanted home quarantine less boring.

Simply amazing 👏 loved it Hats off

Coronesh Talwar xD

Trust me... He's the best comedian out there

@crashy1112

4 жыл бұрын

Bro check out shridhar v. Hes great too

@yashraj7007

4 жыл бұрын

How can I trust you? 😂

@crashy1112

4 жыл бұрын

@@yashraj7007 just check it out🤣

@cheduptsheringbhutia4895

4 жыл бұрын

Varun Grover, Tanmay Bhatt, Kunal kamra what about these guys

@user-rt4oz6rm8v

4 жыл бұрын

@@cheduptsheringbhutia4895 politics wale chutiye jokes,,,,anubhav singh bassi , abhishek upmanyu ,aakash gupta,best hai.....kyoki neutral hai...

Bro you are the best stand up comedian our country has got. Wish to see your live show soon Best for your future.