I love how Soldier is either portrayed as a badass or the stupidest person on the teams in SFM's

@Thatguy5606

3 жыл бұрын

What do you mean, "either"?

@redactedimage

3 жыл бұрын

He’s both simultaneously it’s just a matter of what the situation calls for at any given time.

@loukat1837

3 жыл бұрын

In the red the blu and the ugly (and previous Sfms) he’s both

@luukdevoogd1071

3 жыл бұрын

That's what a good soldier is, a really stupid killing machine who makes no thought of his orders. A lot of time in military training is spent to mentally switch you to that spirit.Valve really did their research on this character.

@inoshiki2909

3 жыл бұрын

@@luukdevoogd1071 well... sadly for you soldier was never enlisted in any army, he was just a crazed patriot. One day he went on a killing spree in Germany that ended in 1949, which means he was murdering tons of innocent german civilians

I fear no man... But that crit... It scares me...

@butterduck6398

5 жыл бұрын

One shutters to imagine what inhuman crits it causes in x10. Dreams of chronic sustained cruelty...

@reschw9280

5 жыл бұрын

@@butterduck6398 I am even afraid of the thought.

@jaxwhitetale3343

5 жыл бұрын

Hmm heavie from intro pyro ?

@panakidyt4510

5 жыл бұрын

@@jaxwhitetale3343 yeah genius

@willgold3324

5 жыл бұрын

@Rhys Binney Because they want to have the profile pic.

1:44 Demo was actually telling Soldier that he can only hold one shotgun

@4MeriB09

Жыл бұрын

“THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!”

@lucashasnobitches

Жыл бұрын

lmao

@rawket5894

Жыл бұрын

true

@spervs9924

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@goldngamer1365

Жыл бұрын

Soldier: "Didn't ask, didn't care"

0:43 As a medic main, I have never felt so attacked.

@bigbrobluesman7442

2 жыл бұрын

But I mean....is he wrong i do it to

@strangecanine537

2 жыл бұрын

i respect you

@IamLettuce13

2 жыл бұрын

"You understand you just insulted my entire race of people. But yes"

@azztopia

2 жыл бұрын

im a medic main too and all i could think of is: You just insultet my entire race of people. BUT YES

@Sr_ECO

2 жыл бұрын

Those aren't real medic mains, real ones don't pocket someone who is already being healed by other medic

“Skill always beats luck” -Sniper *Random Crit*

@Ponanoix

5 жыл бұрын

He is right. If soldier had trained his vision / dodges good enough, he could have seen the medic and kill him or just dodge the bullet. Soldier was just a n00b

@hogagit6282

5 жыл бұрын

this is tf2 in a nutshell, random crit always beats skill

@artyom2801

5 жыл бұрын

To be honest, random crits supposedly benefit high DPS classes.

@yoyolamuerte8724

5 жыл бұрын

Pros in tf2: Random critics: *im about to end this men hole career*

@umonly5681

5 жыл бұрын

“Skill always beats luck” -Sniper Valve “Watch and learn” Adds random crits

All I see is actual game footage.

@chomp706

8 жыл бұрын

XD

@Rexy0522

8 жыл бұрын

so true lol

@fishyfishy3140

8 жыл бұрын

Lol

@umbra9997

8 жыл бұрын

I thought I just watched a tryhard tuesday video by muselk

@merc6961

8 жыл бұрын

I thought I saw b4nny play a pub

The red Medic firing randomly in a panic when he's the last one left to defend is definitely what I do.

@pyro_teamfartress2

Жыл бұрын

I think he's just firing randomly to have fun. He looked so amused to me.

@antoniolong3422

15 күн бұрын

He was basically a noob randomly shooting everywhere in panic or maybe as a automatic reflect of last defense mechanism, or maybe was just anyone after hearing the administrator said, “your friends are all dead.”.

You'll always be able to tell if he's a pubstomper because... 1. His name contains a heart or some other symbol like a star . 2. He's wearing at least one unusual. 3. He has at least either an Australium, or a Professional Killstreak weapon. 4. He kills friendlies. 5. He also seems to have a pocket Medic.

@shishsjxnsnzns

Жыл бұрын

Me with my professional killstreak overdose

@MedicJigglypuff

Жыл бұрын

@@shishsjxnsnzns Pffft a Tryhard Medic being pocketed by a Medic. Beautiful.

@Anonymouser69

10 ай бұрын

⁠@@MedicJigglypuffThat red Medic at the end though…How he killed that blue Soldier with an aimbot crit via an enhanced syringe, or in this case, “UBERCHARGED”, & his entire upper body exploded against all odds, against all logic, it brought only one sentence to mind: What, with all due respect, the absolute FUCK, dude. (Also, when I said “aimbot crit”, I was actually referring to the name of this video, so surely you’d understand the reference once you read this comment. JSYK.)

@Flamma_Dreemurr

27 күн бұрын

Me with 2 professional killstreak weapons on hybrid knight. Ehehehhhh… 😅

Kick him, he's wearing an impossible number of cosmetics and dual wielding shotguns!

@danieldeoliveira2128

4 жыл бұрын

And two meeles weapons...

@immortalist3071

4 жыл бұрын

The cosmetics are normal

@immortalist3071

4 жыл бұрын

Soldier stash,cold snap coat,killer kit :)

@SuperPhanto

4 жыл бұрын

@@immortalist3071 for most of the video, but in the beginning he had all that along with the Soldier's Stogie

@seansean792

4 жыл бұрын

Wait a minute so then he deserved getting crited because hacking?

2:17 Those Medics are probably freaking out because they got auto balanced to RED.

@legendofthecommentsection6513

8 жыл бұрын

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I DIES

@wick9427

8 жыл бұрын

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@walkin2302

8 жыл бұрын

+Wick van der Weerd umm... What?

@ralutoralphroland

8 жыл бұрын

+Max Minton LOL

@theresistantbullet6138

8 жыл бұрын

+plop IT IS CALLED A JOKE. BLOOD IS RED. JESUS STUPID PEOPLE!

I like how the soldier get instant kills with his weapons, basically he had a crit every kill

@supergriefer

Жыл бұрын

nah its just realism

@lolliii5477

5 күн бұрын

no i kinda ynderstand why the crit to the soldier is that strong... *it's a headshot*

This is funny but actual crits are even worse: the more kills you have the bigger your chance of getting a crit. *This helps create those rare high moments.*

@cobblestone100mc

2 жыл бұрын

“yes, we have updates for team fortress 2”

@ACrusaderCBCforever

2 жыл бұрын

its the more damage do deal but yes

@icicle_ai

2 жыл бұрын

I hate it, I wish they were 100% random

@muselibarnless

Жыл бұрын

so you're telling me the medic is thatn good

@MorshuGaming

Жыл бұрын

@Icicle_AI

2:18 no wonder why the medics were screaming, they were in the process of being auto balanced

@cogahan3105

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, they're already red

@randomdudeontheinternet.mp4

2 жыл бұрын

@@cogahan3105 mostly

@IceCreamPalor

2 жыл бұрын

When it auto balances the first one to die on the team gets auto balanced

@khmasterva6919

2 жыл бұрын

i mean they could've just finish the round if they kept on standing on top of the point

@That_One_Fool

2 жыл бұрын

Genius

**banned for having more than 3 weapons**

@artset3052

6 жыл бұрын

He used 5 weapons The two shotguns The rocket launcher The shovel And the pickaxe

@squrle-6055

6 жыл бұрын

Dummy 521 Correct, that's why I said "banned for having *more* than 3 weapons"

@uhenthe3359

6 жыл бұрын

he have a grenade too.

@mystical7251

6 жыл бұрын

ok

@snakeeyes9246

6 жыл бұрын

Dummy 521 don't forget the grenades.

I like how the red demo greets the soldier in a friendly manner till he’s basically murdered, a true meaning that they both still play the game and are friends

2:05 "Welcome to Team Fortress 2, after 9 years in development...."

0:45 me in casual 2:03 me in competitive

@IsJawsh

7 жыл бұрын

lmao

@GrayeH

7 жыл бұрын

true dat

@merc6961

7 жыл бұрын

Ivo k True.

@cbotz3

7 жыл бұрын

lmao

@nsjfjs3890

7 жыл бұрын

Ivo k True.. :D

Who would win? -Hundreds of hours of TF2 experience -One shiny boi

@makotoiruma8771

6 жыл бұрын

The one shiny boi

@Comito126

5 жыл бұрын

Hundreds? Those are rookie numbers.

@KoruGo

5 жыл бұрын

*tens of thousands of hours

@inkyzoroark6172

5 жыл бұрын

Both.

@guitargatekeeper

5 жыл бұрын

Its more like thousands, i have 2800+ hours and im still shit lol

This still remains the greatest criticism of random crits on the Internet. Absolutely perfect and I love it.

Bruh snipers reaction is priceless 1:12

@TF2Soldier756

4 ай бұрын

P i s s

*When the best player gets Autobalanced.*

@busterofballsack

4 жыл бұрын

Yep that happened to me So i decided to dominate him and he got rekt and leave.

@abandonedlmao9433

4 жыл бұрын

Ragequitters are not rare

@hatterhoovyvodarchive2895

4 жыл бұрын

Stop giveing me flashbacks when i was at top and got autobalanced right at the end when i was pushing payload all alone and lose because i did my work in other team and wasnt abel to finish my contract to be MVP ... Thats how much i hate autobalance

@Daniel_AL

3 жыл бұрын

@Adios 5 times? Not believing you

@Daniel_AL

3 жыл бұрын

@Adios i don't think you play tf2

2:14 That moment when your playing medic and the only competent member of your team dies

@xyzzy-dv6te

4 жыл бұрын

The soldier was cheating though

@aaronbald9458

4 жыл бұрын

You're**

@lolbosss

4 жыл бұрын

@@aaronbald9458 your*

@aaronbald9458

4 жыл бұрын

@@lolbosss is this sarcastic?

@user-rr8nr7lv4v

4 жыл бұрын

@@xyzzy-dv6te Because He Was Good He Was Cheating? Classic F2P Moment

these SFMs were my childhood, im rewatching them all right now and i have to say this one is one my favorites, really shows how good of a storyteller The Winglet is capable of being.

"I've yet meet the one that can outsmart boolyet" ~Heavy Weapons Guy

2:03 live footage of me playing medic

@brucesimpson3945

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh kingslayer from cod

@750tiprogamer

3 жыл бұрын

i wear the same hats too, gibus and pyrovision

@mafuxd5075

3 жыл бұрын

but not me

@Nicotrie

3 жыл бұрын

@@750tiprogamer yeah, im too, but steam machine style hat. I enjoing pyrovision, idk why

@333stalker

3 жыл бұрын

0:25 is me, when teammate too dumb where I don't care if they die anymore. I had a situation on Upward at last point, there a team Heavy who just exit teleporter and took a few hit from scout's pistol but the heavy still pretty much in good shape. I see that near me I have Demoman and Pyro, my Uber just get fully charge up, to my mind "okay with the teammate at my left and right, and a brass beast heavy in front of me in good shape, we are ready to push the enemies." So I gave the Uber to the heavy, as we all know- uber have limited time, the clock 10 sec is ticking. This heavy that I gave the uber didn't even jump into sentry and grind the whole red engineer nest and mince the enemy Demoman and kill the red sniper and clear the rest of enemies. No, no no no no, this heavy didn't do any of that, instead he runs back- pass our blue engineer nest and dispenser, run back to that little heal kit that looks like a bottle of pills trying to stand on it- to get it. Then slowly realise that he already has a medic healing him which was me, but from my perspective, I just waste the Uber charge on this heavy for him to run back for a pill bottle and he even ignores the dispenser along the way. This is what we medic have to deal with on daily basis.

I love how this didn’t get demonetized but the red, blue, and ugly did.

@gabrielsebastianrodriguezp3769

3 жыл бұрын

KZread being KZread

@-tweeomoz-1786

3 жыл бұрын

@@gabrielsebastianrodriguezp3769 Susan Wobberjackoff strikes again

@nigel692

3 жыл бұрын

@@-tweeomoz-1786 another victim was found demonetized on their video today. The content killer strikes again, please proceed to panic and overreact YOU COULD BE NEXT!

@Jo-Wilbe-Dina

3 жыл бұрын

@@-tweeomoz-1786 you mean, *"KZread STRIKES again."*

@-tweeomoz-1786

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jo-Wilbe-Dina You’re copyRIGHT about that

1:16 Why does sniper always get killed in the most brutal way possible

@arcticfluffyfoxy

Жыл бұрын

people hate the sniper as it is the vessel for spin bots which play loud music and insta kill you when you leave spawn

@DenisBalterDan

Жыл бұрын

Same in emesis blue he got shot with a rocket launcher and another thing i forgot

@Mrfrostbeast64

Ай бұрын

@@DenisBalterDanand then later he survived but then got shot in the head by a shotgun

Everyone forgets that this soldier will respawn in the next 14 seconds

0:28 "Help Me!" "Nein" **Medic flees from the battlefield**

@zeppizippo7524

5 жыл бұрын

Literally every medic I've come across for the past two weeks. That or they bait you with uber then let you get killed.

@subsandwichwithmayo469

5 жыл бұрын

Kor Ominas he did not leave battle fried look closer

@howgemyam9106

5 жыл бұрын

what a useless 😂😂😂

@pubertyfano5216

4 жыл бұрын

fun fact bout medic: he is a german boi born to be a medic

@thepoisondoor428

4 жыл бұрын

@@pubertyfano5216 wow he spits facts

This is the real soldier who beat up 2 of every single animal on earth

@KodiakKetchup

4 жыл бұрын

Random Crits in a nutshell

@randomguy2153

4 жыл бұрын

I think you’re thinking of saxton Hale

@jessvejlbusch3105

4 жыл бұрын

Random Guy its neither Hale or Soldier. The beat up 2 of every single animal on Earth Thing, comes from Meet the Soldier, where the Soldier is mixing up Sun Tzu and Noah’s Ark, Well because he is brain dead =D

@randomguy2153

4 жыл бұрын

Jess Vejlø Busch ah ok

@SomeGuyandanAmbulance

4 жыл бұрын

Sun Tzu: The 9th class

If you liked the skin, this is how you can do it: killers kit (pants), soldiers stash (helmet), cold snap coat (shirt) and soldiers stogie (cigarette), this is actually 4 cosmetics so you’ll have to keep one out, I’d recommend keeping the stogie out since it’s a very small detail

1:18 that’s the same sniper from live and let spy

2:17 Smiley faces on Soldier's shirt. :-D

@the_winglet

8 жыл бұрын

+Game Of D3ath I can't unsee it now.

@m1niplayer616

8 жыл бұрын

:D

@cheesuschrist2148

8 жыл бұрын

:D

@irenel.9162

8 жыл бұрын

+Game Of D3ath Is that a Watchmen reference? :)

@jerry1076278565

8 жыл бұрын

lol true

Soldier: has both stock shovel and escape plan Me: wait, that's illegal

@kai228

5 жыл бұрын

that shovel is a spy

@MrFireWolf

4 жыл бұрын

@@kai228 *NEIN*

@pootwich

4 жыл бұрын

2 shotguns aswell

@darkstorm_omega

4 жыл бұрын

i take it nobody's going to say anything about the one grenade he uses on that Heavy?

@partydonut214

4 жыл бұрын

@@kai228 you beat me to it

1:13 when I wake up in the morning

See the thing is: The soldier was getting crits every single time he attacked throughout this whole SFM, which is why he one-shotted everybody.

Random crits are actually just the concentration of pure skill in a single hit

@euugh8877

3 жыл бұрын

Given the fact that the more damage you do the more crits you'll have, that is actually true.

@joseignaciogazzi3278

3 жыл бұрын

Its for 6% to max 12% chance

@snowfish7294

3 жыл бұрын

For me it’s when ever I panic. I lose my eye sight I look up at the kill feed and the enemy is dead

@guizhenzou3722

3 жыл бұрын

DEEP LORE

@sacc5225

3 жыл бұрын

Which at random, does a ton of unfair damage.

This is so inaccurate The huntsman never misses Edit: sorry the lucksman

@axtel6879

4 жыл бұрын

It does when I use it.

@khenbaird6078

4 жыл бұрын

Lucksman (This joke is VERY original😒)

@randomwanderingstranger293

4 жыл бұрын

@@axtel6879 same

@wandowander9360

4 жыл бұрын

Very same in fact just this morning

@SteveSenar

4 жыл бұрын

Khen Baird yeah yeah, we know and we've TOTALLY haven't heard that complaint before, VERY original. Mr. Fun at parties

And this is how the first Battle Medic was born and became the destroyer of spies, god of crits.

The best part about TF2 never receiving any major updates is all these old videos will never be outdated

That demo at 1:44 was just trying to tell soldier he can only wield one shotgun

@cupofchaffee8875

8 жыл бұрын

Soldier is hacking. I always knew thats why I went 4-75 that round. (4 kills 75 deaths) and like 139 assists

@NorhamizaAbuHassan

8 жыл бұрын

ikr

@archol4708

8 жыл бұрын

Haha XD

@renegade5259

8 жыл бұрын

what music is from the minute 0:31

@notcomedytv8854

8 жыл бұрын

yeah he was going to say "there can be only one!!!!!"

2:02 The medic looks like he's having so much fun and I love it.

@weirdbookshelf49

3 жыл бұрын

That medic is me trying offense

@Ray-qb2cj

3 жыл бұрын

Noobs in TF2 are always having fun (unless theres bots), and their fun in the game gives me hope for the future of TF2

@dadutchboy2

3 жыл бұрын

that was me once

@nxdiaz5916

3 жыл бұрын

@Dead Korps The hell got you in such a pissy mood

@nxdiaz5916

3 жыл бұрын

@Dead Korps You mean 2003? When I was born? Because if so, that’s some hysterically bad math on your part. At this point it seems like it was at its peak before you were born. But you wouldn’t care because your lack of any defining personal qualities seems to have led you down a path of constantly ruining everyone’s enjoyment of anything, just to make this sad state your life is in that little bit less miserable. But if you’re as young as I think, you’ve got a full life ahead of you! Maybe don’t waste it on the KZread comment section.

Imagine if we can actually do these SFM things in the real game

Random Crits. Just gets you anywhere, everywhere, and anytime.

wow that blu soldier reminds me of myself... now now, i'm talking about the one at the start of the video. 0:03

@Snoudy.5203

7 жыл бұрын

aeRO i can relate to that

@tangerinepaint3643

7 жыл бұрын

Mettaton 5000 same

@bonnajonathon

7 жыл бұрын

aeRO iiii

@Tacoyme11

7 жыл бұрын

xD

@danieldo8859

6 жыл бұрын

I can definitely relate

2:02 how to play like a pro medic (tutorial video)

@noobtube1323

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, I'm pretty sure that's how I play

@Garbo_trashcan

4 жыл бұрын

A r r a y S e v e n .

@disgal6235

4 жыл бұрын

Now that's skill

@pureanarchy257

4 жыл бұрын

Thx I'll remember to be suicidal for everyone just like and I will give you free kills and sandwiches

@jeffreybob6951

4 жыл бұрын

As a medic main, I can confirm that is the correct way to play medic

This is why I love random crits. 👌

1:51 me in my dream killing all the demons that my mom told me not to be afraid of

Video is about random crits *SOLDIER HAS ALL CRITS*

@harryvpn1462

5 жыл бұрын

TEAM CAPTAIN MEDIC o z

@michaelfixedsys7463

5 жыл бұрын

He’s hacking, that F2P medic is a hero

@fletchhead938

5 жыл бұрын

@@michaelfixedsys7463 yep

@legendarytat8278

5 жыл бұрын

100% doesn't count as random.

@andrj8844

5 жыл бұрын

@@legendarytat8278 hes hacking that he always gets em

so the gibus medic is the final boss?

@alfredkruse1517

7 жыл бұрын

Clement Tan Like a boss!

@petritdraga6499

7 жыл бұрын

Clement Tan no the random crit is

@zdonuts9380

7 жыл бұрын

petrit draga lol

@dreezy730

7 жыл бұрын

Maysar Productions wut

@Mr.LaughingDuck

7 жыл бұрын

GabeN disguise

Ah the joys and pains of random crits

As a f2p, i can confirm, we get random crits when we never expect them.

@greenthepokemontrainer3358

Жыл бұрын

skill is a crutch for unlucky people

@arcticfluffyfoxy

Жыл бұрын

to be honest, paying to play is worthless because of all of the bots they spam in chat and play loud “music” just stay f2p unless you need items and are unlucky or want to use chat on the 30% chance you get to

0:36 how players killing friendlies on 2fort see themselves

@vdubden10

3 жыл бұрын

How they actually look: 2:13

@cccbbbccc5910

3 жыл бұрын

@@slickcalf985 do you main scout/pyro? just asking

@slickcalf985

3 жыл бұрын

@@cccbbbccc5910 no

@Branquelo454

3 жыл бұрын

@@slickcalf985 how the fuck is a heavy giving you a sandwich or a spy walking in a funny pose anoying

@slickcalf985

3 жыл бұрын

@@Branquelo454 I said they're only annoying in pubs.

1:13 I hate when that happens

@threemad8456

5 жыл бұрын

Me when I play as any sniper....

@puddingfell5288

5 жыл бұрын

Its my fav part cuz of his reaction

@icyjustlivin5043

5 жыл бұрын

*PISS*

@somebody2621

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@friedwater6519

5 жыл бұрын

unaccurate, the hitbox would have hit him anyways

I love how smoothly the deaths are animated

Yeah... Seems like that Blu Soldier was getting a lot of random crits himself seeing how many one shots he was getting with the stock shotgun.

He was at 19 kills, too. Did you do that on purpose?

@Gardivanyth

7 жыл бұрын

holy shit

@skrrttt5275

7 жыл бұрын

Muselk in a nutshell

@nathanielharris1572

7 жыл бұрын

Red Pyro really? I counted 20

@Gabriel-mw5ro

7 жыл бұрын

+Awesomo 101 sentry kills dont count on killstreaks

@nathanshao6161

7 жыл бұрын

SkyPlaysRBLX its 19

19 kills....So close to that god-like....

@Czapeck

8 жыл бұрын

This Is Just Tryhard Tuesday: The Movie. xD

@davidxiang3725

8 жыл бұрын

19*

@jaketrollston4866

8 жыл бұрын

David Xiang Which one? I counted from the beginning 18 kills, unless you count the sentry.

@nyettus1733

8 жыл бұрын

+Jake Trollston I counted 19

@SufficientDaikon

8 жыл бұрын

muslek shold see this xD

2:14 Amogus prediction 4 years early

I remember watching this as my first tf2 vid in 2019 and that what inspired me to play this game

2:02 how to play expert medic

@Jiffy360

5 жыл бұрын

Matteo Banchio e

@medictf2.381

5 жыл бұрын

That is my job xd

@attacus7168

5 жыл бұрын

Well all his teammates are dead

@MajorReckerFailure

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@Tenko329

5 жыл бұрын

Pro skills lol

2:16 did anyone relies there were blood patterns that make smiley faces

@OmegaChase1002

7 жыл бұрын

Lizzy P that's his shirt doing that, not the blood.

@minithemini4580

7 жыл бұрын

*Realize not relies. It was going to annoy me if I didn't correct you.

@matrixcato

7 жыл бұрын

Lizzy P

@fynzyme

7 жыл бұрын

Average Commenter you served justice to your name

@akolai

7 жыл бұрын

Well, that's creepy.

Heavy - "Help me" Medic "Nein" while running away

One hundred crits, one soldier.

Im that gibus sniper when i started tf2 like... "Why can't i shoot itttttt?!....."

@gec3v913

3 жыл бұрын

oh god i used to be like that too

@TheDarkCatYT

3 жыл бұрын

We were all there once

@TobiasTheGuy

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheDarkCatYT true, so true

@persontheguyman223

3 жыл бұрын

Wait your that guy i wondered why there this was this gibus sniper trying to no scope shoot me with the machina

@steve5624

3 жыл бұрын

ooooooooooooooooooo :0

0:31 america finds random middle eastern country with oil. -2019 (colorized)

@maxtuner5762

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the support ma dude

@subsandwichwithmayo469

5 жыл бұрын

Potato XD NICE

@zbynekzapletal4167

4 жыл бұрын

America has joined the chat

@codychu6441

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@namethathasntbeentakenyetm3682

4 жыл бұрын

not nearly enough civilian deaths

SMF even 7 years ago can produce such fantastic material.

I love how nearly every single one of Medic's screams sound identical

the most humiliating form of death in tf2: dying to a medic as an offense class

@minlinius

2 жыл бұрын

ikr

@ak47epic94

2 жыл бұрын

unless it's a battle medic, and they're REALLY GOOD at what they were doing

@composedflame3086

2 жыл бұрын

@@ak47epic94 yeah they absolutely destroyed me im a noob lol

@ak47epic94

2 жыл бұрын

@@composedflame3086 I just died to one this morning, and the man killed five people before he died, one of which is a Heavy with 89 points

@juango500

2 жыл бұрын

MEDIC GAMING

0:20 I actually smiled at this part because it just reminded me that there are STILL new people coming to play tf2 everyday.

@subsandwichwithmayo469

5 жыл бұрын

crying UwU This would never happen everyone reads descriptions EVEN ALLLLL NOOBS trust me when I first got this weapon I read the description I was like this weapon is shit so yeah noobs will know what it does

@AccordVR

4 жыл бұрын

Sub sandwich With mayo i didnt read the description when i started, i thought my mouse was broken so i went buy a new one then found out i had to scope in

@subsandwichwithmayo469

4 жыл бұрын

Torei Lol

@Awfulfeature

4 жыл бұрын

Like me, I have 300 but I bought stuff because I’ve been watching TF2 content for years but I can actually play it now

@dejectedangel4970

4 жыл бұрын

funny patrt of that is that the Machina was actually my first non-stock sniper rifle so I can understand the pain lol

2016: Oh no the soldier is dead! 2022: Oh no the soldier was sus!

0:50 Literally when the DOOM music kicks in.

0:30 This is me when picking up soldier 0:01 And this is me when playing soldier

@revol2933

4 жыл бұрын

Same m8

@YapyYap

4 жыл бұрын

XD

@errordude889

4 жыл бұрын

wait no i didnt press read more

@carbonatedarsonist5657

4 жыл бұрын

mood

@ilovequake833

4 жыл бұрын

LOL,this is better than nobody memes.

0:41 PoV: The black box soldier main with 2 unusuals just walked out of spawn with a kritzkrieg pocket med

@MintyCoffee

2 жыл бұрын

The stereotype is stock, not black box.

@mr.sentryanddispenser

2 жыл бұрын

@@MintyCoffee stereotype for a black box is that nobody ever loved the user of this thing

@dava8058

2 жыл бұрын

Black box is one thing but you know what worse? Black box + concheror users, gosh I hate those players

@nodrognameerf

2 жыл бұрын

No one: Absolutely no one: POV: Upd: thx for 2 likes

@wezz-t812

2 жыл бұрын

*australium black box user

The medic screams are so original

@inktime4916

4 ай бұрын

I can feel zeir despair

2:17 I just realized the blood he splattered made his coat pouches a smiley face.

2:17 Soldier has smiley faces for pockets.

@widowpeak6142

8 жыл бұрын

:D

@RickyTisms

8 жыл бұрын

Widow Peak D:

@kenjim.5391

8 жыл бұрын

thats what i call, "pocket medics" get it? no? sigh....

@renegade5259

8 жыл бұрын

Painis Cupcake's Face?

@thevideocommenter3061

8 жыл бұрын

0:37 seriously tho that looks weird

0:57 The gym teacher when he helps your team in dodge ball.

@homience8137

3 жыл бұрын

2:03 but one kid who ate flintstone vitamins joins the battle

@ther6sshieldmain937

3 жыл бұрын

You have a gruesome teacher.

@AviaForce

3 жыл бұрын

SO FUCKING TRUE

@e2b265

3 жыл бұрын

1:01 The kids that have to sit out because they’re in pain from tryhard dodgeball players.

@getsu0

3 жыл бұрын

Yeh it was weird when he just... hit a kid w/ a shovel

2:08 That corpse was kinda sussy

Yup, sums up Random Crits very well

2:19 medics realized spine is just two bones and they were taught all wrong in the med school

@8cutstrings

3 жыл бұрын

Enter among us corpses

@sergioplazat3995

3 жыл бұрын

A mi me mata de risa como gritan por la sangre del soldier😆😆

@DeletedExpiration

3 жыл бұрын

@@sergioplazat3995 w h a t

@All-star_Giga_Gargantuar

3 жыл бұрын

@@sergioplazat3995 no hablo espanol

@sergioplazat3995

3 жыл бұрын

@@DeletedExpiration It kills me with laughter as they scream for the soldier's blood. 😑 Here's a tip ... Learn Spanish, both languages ​​are great unless one is unknown.

We all wish we were that guy.

@ironjazz39

6 жыл бұрын

DareDevil8013 words of a wise man.

@thegreatesthigh1788

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah. The syringe medic is the man.

@this7580

6 жыл бұрын

The Gibus Medic?

@rryumi

6 жыл бұрын

IornJazz Well, some of us actually are.

@ashtonyounts9958

6 жыл бұрын

No one cares lol

i love how it's all just a huge setup for a like 5 second punchline

I can feel zeir despair Im ze MEDIC main and zis is truly game, especially if your team is suffering from professionals or elders domination

2:19 This made me realize how painful Medic’s screams sound.

@menacingduke2415

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@dangarcia2001

3 жыл бұрын

Me too man.

@THEREALFALLENBACON

2 жыл бұрын

It look like among us died body

@cytryna4741

2 жыл бұрын

SUS

@kanko3477

2 жыл бұрын

@@THEREALFALLENBACON cringe

Random crits fair and balanced! (c) Valve

@Moha-us8in

8 жыл бұрын

I love you delfy

@jenggoatee

8 жыл бұрын

да

@chrstfr6834

8 жыл бұрын

No It's the definition of insanity

@iiiokoalde

8 жыл бұрын

my favourite class is a GAME

@jerry1076278565

8 жыл бұрын

no it is no fair when delfy join in the same server with u.With his trolling skills he don't need random crit k

i love the two medics in this one i fr had to use all of my willpower to stop myself from laughing

This was a good introduction to random crits

0:59 what I think I do 2:03 what I really do

@hogagit6282

5 жыл бұрын

0:59 - What i do with a good team 2:03 - What i do with a team of babies

@hannahuy5220

5 жыл бұрын

get the fuck out of this channel

@dogesare7336

5 жыл бұрын

@@hogagit6282 GET THE FUCK OUTA HERE

@ChihuahuaMedic

5 жыл бұрын

Oml that's so me... I think I would do good.. But this is what I really do lol

@CiulJedenTaki

4 жыл бұрын

And think aomebody likes this shit like me

1:12, Every time when I play sniper

@saltedfish3169

8 жыл бұрын

ikr

@banji3986

8 жыл бұрын

+Shane Toon true story

@CharlesBalisalisa

8 жыл бұрын

+Shane Toon aw piss

@piotrrakoczy7121

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah me too

@hunlepto2239

8 жыл бұрын

+Shane Toon Every time when i play with huntsman

The most unrealistic part is that huntsman shot would've still had been counted a headshot.

All it took is one single crit needle

Worse part is that that Soldier would never respawn as he was then banned for hacks.

@mrmrmr672

4 жыл бұрын

Banned due to: One shot hack Dual weild hack Aimbot Spinbot(When he did a barrel roll with the escape plan)

@seansean792

4 жыл бұрын

@@mrmrmr672 the medic who crit him was actually the server banning him because of these hacks. Or they rigged that one shot just to ban him. 😂

@goofball1616

4 жыл бұрын

Grabbing bodies for shield

@sovietheavy5500

4 жыл бұрын

And using greanades that should not be in tf2

@venomouszebr9755

4 жыл бұрын

@@mrmrmr672 also throwing his melee

No wonder your status was "Playing Source Film Maker" for the past 2 weeks. * *critical thumbs up* *

@teeraphatphetrak206

8 жыл бұрын

YOU'RE FRIEND WITH THE LEGENDARY WINGLET??!?!?!?!?

@the_winglet

8 жыл бұрын

+CuteC3 Yeah having no life for 2 weeks finally paid off! :P

@derekdevil2421

8 жыл бұрын

CUTEC3 I LOVE UR VIDEOS!!

@CobiVonSchweetz

8 жыл бұрын

+The Winglet Well at least you get paid.

@mh3350

8 жыл бұрын

cutec3 can you make a rick and morty parady of some sort plz do it for me dreamy hen

Wow this is amazing

Bro one shot 7 people with melee, he can't complain about Crits

Who would win? A team player that has played the game since launch, and has perfected their meta since. A free-to-play with some seriously damn good luck.

@goldey2353

5 жыл бұрын

free-to-play pyro

@Alex-jz2hk

5 жыл бұрын

Free 2 play w+m1 jetpak backburner in upward pyro when there is no enemy engi

@goldey2353

5 жыл бұрын

@@Alex-jz2hk that maybe me

@subsandwichwithmayo469

5 жыл бұрын

Rêverie the team player duh the f2p would be lifeless and would not live

@butterduck6398

5 жыл бұрын

Gunslinger on Hightower

Gaben: Welcome to Team Fortress 2 after 9 years in development, hopefully it was been worth the wait *T H A N K S A N D H A V E F U N*

@nolanlemmon8180

3 жыл бұрын

After nine years in development, G A B E N

@detomnz2024

3 жыл бұрын

FIX THE DAMN GAME GABE

@bladewolf7109

2 жыл бұрын

Not the laser beam anything but the laser beam!

@liberator101

2 жыл бұрын

My favorite class is the spy.

@user-qw3sb6kv1k

2 жыл бұрын

Say one, two... and four.

Yeeeeeah..... That's true game footage

Wow, its amazing! I like that animation, good job;)