The best scene is when they move Holt's podium an inch to the left thinking he wouldn't notice and then he bursts out laughing. "YOU'RE JOKING! HOW DID YOU PULL THIS OFF!"

@stephenlocke7891

Жыл бұрын

Half an inch

@ladytetrahedron

Жыл бұрын

@@stephenlocke7891 Half?! Fine, it's your funeral.

@SentaiYamaneko

Жыл бұрын

And later on, he's calling Kevin and telling him about it, and he still sounds so amused!

@praveenv90

10 ай бұрын

@@SentaiYamaneko "I'll tell you all about that when I get home" XD

@BOng-ev9ds

9 ай бұрын

I wish I could give this comment a million thumbs up. Top five Holt moment

"The doctor said all the bleeding was internal. That's where blood's supposed to be" was a scene that made me laugh way too much.

@itskitkat1212

11 ай бұрын

That whole episode is my favorite. Jake has a crazy high pain tolerance

Charles: "Oh, it's just my former lover. Hello sister." Gina: "Ew. I hate it when you say those things back to back."

@samrey1803

9 ай бұрын

Yeah, that's grossly hilarious 🤣

@nssteja7516

6 ай бұрын

Sweet home Alabama

The bit that never fails to make me laugh is when Holt gets taken by Bob and he’s texting Jake to help: Jake: “Holt’s texting me, it’s all a bunch of jibberish?!” Scully: “He’s being gagged!”

@carmen_says_hi

Жыл бұрын

I don't remember that, but I look forward to watching it again.

@resveries_

Жыл бұрын

“how would that come through in a text, scully?!”

@Rougarou99

Жыл бұрын

@@resveries_ "If he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve 'aarrggh!', he'd just say."

@tsgillespiejr

Жыл бұрын

@@Rougarou99 1, 2, 5...

@jordan-vl9lj

Жыл бұрын

love ur pfp :)))

Okay, sorry, “Thanks for the heroin, Hunky Jesus” is comedy gold

@disciple5685

Жыл бұрын

Do you believe Jesus is God?

@frogwithhumanteeth7808

Жыл бұрын

@@disciple5685 i do not personally subscribe to the Christian faith

@disciple5685

Жыл бұрын

@@frogwithhumanteeth7808 I also have many disagreements with what most Christian churches teach Our doctrines are very different in some areas We aren't gnostic or marcionists but we have a lot in common with marcionism So I hesitate to call myself "Christian" Tho I believe Jesus is the creator God manifested in the flesh who died on the cross and resurrected to offer everyone salvation I would say our beliefs on some other topics of the bible are more Gnostic/Marcionism So you say you don't subscribe to the belief that Jesus is God What's your history with religion?

@frogwithhumanteeth7808

Жыл бұрын

@@disciple5685 I have been to several religious schools of different denominations, due simply to the fact that they were private schools and that my parents didn’t want me to get bullied. Though I don’t have a hatred or grudge towards the Christian faith, I do not follow any religion. That being said, I choose to live as a good person regardless of my religion or lack-there-of.

@disciple5685

Жыл бұрын

@@frogwithhumanteeth7808 in my beliefs from the word of God I don't believe I am a good person regardless of trying to be good I am a sinner and screw up daily I don't believe anyone is good but God himself as he stated I don't see myself as better than anyone but repentance is to fight against the sin The way it works is all who are born in flesh are in sin and under the curse of sin and death But God became flesh and took our punishment for us to make a new covenant with us so we can choose him and repent and have eternal life in Heaven And when you have this salvation God lives in your heart and you hate sinning too because your spirits are conjoined and you try not to do it This is the battle of flesh and spirit I aways feel moved to respond when someone mentions Jesus or the Bible So if you have questions I'd be excited to talk to you about it

"Chair, chair, wall, chair, captain Holt, captain Holt no" 😂😂😂

@aakashfrost

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Legoman121

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Russikyy

10 ай бұрын

4:01 lol

@Lionlover666

8 ай бұрын

Andy Samberg Nailed his delivery on it.

Old leather chair is the greatest line ever created

@olivia-sv3wq

Жыл бұрын

the second part with the commissioner deserved to be included, i was disappointed

@jacobdean6989

Жыл бұрын

@@olivia-sv3wq it is at 1:37

@olivia-sv3wq

Жыл бұрын

@@jacobdean6989 lmao i hadnt watched that far when i commented ... still tho i wonder why they didn't put them together, it would've been funnier

@danieldaw1778

Жыл бұрын

All of Holt's insults towards Wuntch are fire. The vitriol driven creativity is insane.

@mrtrololol100

Жыл бұрын

Hes not gunna say that!! He might 🤷‍♂️ Im dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😊

"The real question is, what are police?" "I'm sorry who are you? Thats where i lost it

@chillytarantula3372

Жыл бұрын

Gina Linetti, the human form of the 💯 emoji

@hopeyming

Жыл бұрын

What episode is this scene? Thank you!!

@maxlloyd13

Жыл бұрын

@@hopeyming i think its season 6 episode 2 but i coupd be wrong, its definetly the beginning of season 6 tho but ik its not episode 1

@Locormus2

Жыл бұрын

It's not even a bad question.. The answer would be 'Law enforcers', but considering real life events and how Holt and Santiago were starting to go against the strategy of selective monitoring.. Yeah, the question seemed relevant.

@hopeyming

Жыл бұрын

@@maxlloyd13 thank you so much!!

"OH God, am I incharge of the the meeting?! Dismissed! Dismissed!" I felt that in my soul CJ.

@IplayTeemoasaWard

9 ай бұрын

CJ threads a very fine line between "wow that dude is pathetic" and "he is my spirit animal"

My favourite line not on this vid is when Jake assembles the suicide squad and holt is instantly frustrated with aunt h and holt says ‘I say why you call this a suicide squad because I already want to kill myself’

@zacharyabenante1814

Жыл бұрын

That back and forth was incredible then after that he says "the only way I'm gonna die is if you touch my with your bony fingers you reaper". That probably is my favorite episode and the lead up scene of Down with the sickness

@chillytarantula3372

Жыл бұрын

That so should've been here!

@CoopsNME

Жыл бұрын

There's a lot of "I want to kill myself" jokes in this show I noticed

@Felix-qu8el

Жыл бұрын

@@CoopsNME halt di schnauze

The bit with Terry and Holt dancing to Push It during Amy's pregnancy is classic! Update: 2k likes?? Holy shit! 👀

@bmanszn

Жыл бұрын

What episode is that

@LunaTrimming

Жыл бұрын

@@bmanszn last episode of season 7, 'Lights Out'

@kennyb.7295

Жыл бұрын

I love when Rosa just pulls out her phone!

@qngiiex8234

Жыл бұрын

npc

@bluelotus3750

Жыл бұрын

Best scene ever!

"Numbers 3 and 4 switch places. Cupcake Match." Still gets me everytime I watch it

@jayforprez

Жыл бұрын

oh man, the first time I heard that I couldn't stop laughing for so long!

@lukaszwodzynski3628

2 ай бұрын

That game is genuinely addictive tho, I downloaded it and couldn't sleep cause I was seeing colorful cupcakes everywhere

The part where they’re going over the plan to capture CJ and he goes “Milk! MILK!” gets me every time 🤣

@0j4sB

Жыл бұрын

i was gonna say when he was like “dismissed! DISMISSED!” they HAVE to add “Milk! MILK!”

@StillFN

Жыл бұрын

that part is gold 🤣

When Gina releases the turkey and it turns on them and she says, "how was I supposed to know my actions would have consequences?" I die every time. 🤣 🤣🤣 It's so relatable.

“NEITHER. HAVE. YOU. EARNEST!” “Thanks for the Heroin, Hunky Jesus!” The two best lines of the series

The one that always make me laugh: Jake: "...We're vibing like crazy!" Holt: "I assure you, my mother's not a vibrator." Jake: "Definitely not what that's short for."

"He's your mother's lover, he's lovering your mother" makes me cackle every time

So many good lines but I love the Ernest scene "You seduced the van driver, didn't you?" "No! I seduced the van driver" "And the yo yo string was a message!" "......the what was a what" "THE YO YO STRING..... WAS...."

@Loverofallthingsliving

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@timoshi119

Жыл бұрын

Neither have you Earnest! WHAT?

@Laserbeak316

11 ай бұрын

@@timoshi119NEITHER HAVE YOU ERNEST!

Oh Madeline I didn't see you there I thought it was an old leather chair Jake: he would never say that! Holt: He might

@parryyotter

Жыл бұрын

That’s where I lost it

I use “it was better than fine. It was Laos” far more often than I have any right to. I wish people would stop looking at me like I’m insane though

@HrishikeshVichore

Жыл бұрын

Ohh we can be good friends, fine sir !

@Tenuto07

Жыл бұрын

As a Laotian American I absolutely love that line lol

@chercheryls

Жыл бұрын

Can anyone please explain this line to me😅 i’ve never get it

The simplicity of ”Laos.” ”Fine!” I love it

@rollingblade7582

Жыл бұрын

I too wanna bring a map with me to prove my point lmfao

I love that the line about herbie suggests that Jake shot the idea down because they didn’t have Herbie in the impound lot, but that if they did have access to a sixty year old beetle with racing stripes they would actually drive it around like it was the coolest car there

@stanleyjarman7706

Жыл бұрын

LIKE it was the coolest car there? Oh you sweet naive fool

My favorite is Pimento saying "I had to move because my neighbors couldn't handle a little screaming" 😂

The leather chair thing is one of my favourite B99 moments ever, laughed so hard when I saw it. Just the realistic delivery of 'Oh, Madeline, I thought you were an old leather chair.'.

“Take it away peraltaaaaa” 😂

*deep breath* KIDNAPPED always gets me

bro the part in 9 Days where holt just says “CASE!” is hilarious!

@mr.scarlo2234

Жыл бұрын

He's spelling case with a k!

@chillytarantula3372

Жыл бұрын

KASE! Best line

4:44 Even Rosa can't contain herself from laughing at Capt. Holt and his pettiness😂😂😂

The best visual gag in this show is that halloween episode when hitchock and sculley both dress up as mustard

"Inspected by Bozo Beverly between clown shows" 💀💀💀💀 one of Holt's best lines and that says a lot 😂

Amy's dad being super competitive at bird watching gets me every fucking time 😂😂😂

"That's the same bird that I saw earlier. That doesn't count." I love that one hahha

Rosa's face when Holt is air tying a tie 😂

,,I‘m so sorry sir, you were a wrong door.“ ,,No YOU WERE A WRONG DOOR!!!“ Am I the only one who thought he meet his future badass senior self in that episode?!?!😂

Holt vs the Disco Strangler is hilarious “neither have you Ernest” is amazing

@Loverofallthingsliving

Жыл бұрын

“WHAT???”

@Kamirasu

Жыл бұрын

@@Loverofallthingsliving *NEITHER* *HAVE* *YOU* *ERNEST*

3:40 .."dotty that's against the law ... I'am the law 😂😂 what made you like this" Always gets me

The best one for me is the cold opening where jake wins a suitcase from the lost and found by letting gina dress him up and cover him in spray tan, the moment of silence when orange jake is in the elevator with holt and then goes "so there was this suitcase-" holt: "I don't care"

may the best captain rest in peace

The greatest moment: Amy: Sorry sir, I can come back later Holt: No it's too late, the call is ruined I have never laughed so much

Man it is really hard to decide but if I had to choose the best lines/scenes it would be C.Holt: “BONEEEEE” and “PAAAAAIN” I watched each episode like hundert of times but those two kill me every time 😂😂😂

@mimica1314

Жыл бұрын

Agree. Everytime I hear Bone my brain go straight to Holt

@noahfenech3369

Жыл бұрын

I like to think it shows that a loud obnoxious character being loud and obnoxious can't really be played for laughs in and of itself, but a more reserved and steady character every once in a while becoming completely maniacal is always great

@supermercado6848

Жыл бұрын

BINGPOT!

CJ yelling out milk while getting kidnapped always making me die laughing

Yeah, this confirms that Holt's just an amazing character played by an amazing actor. Braugher lands every damn line. Sadly his hulahoop prank on Jake isn't in this video. The cold stare he gives Jake after deleting the images is so good.

In the spirit of the holidays, “CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED! CHARLES RUINED IT!” always makes me laugh. Also Amy winning the Halloween Heist (“You did one small thing and I had to explain it to you like 45 times.”)

I can't believe you cut off the next bit of the chopper scene where Boyle calls himself Hitler, one of my favourite lines in the whole show

“not everything chuckie, she took off my undies” that shit will ALWAYS get me

@DanielRodriguez-eh1qd

Жыл бұрын

That one actually made me laugh out loud.

* The one piece that always gets me without fail is: * “HE’S EATING SNAKES!!! * . . . no, wait, it’s spaghetti. * But I’m just saying. . . if that’s spaghetti. . . it looks like snakes. * Also, how weird are forks?” * “Forks are _very_ weird, I’ve always thought so.”

@chillytarantula3372

Жыл бұрын

9 days is a gold mine

@samcole6466

Жыл бұрын

'....Case!'

Laos is a comrade country of ours. They're a former French protectorate that's now a socialist republic after the Pathet Lao won the Laotian Civil War (a part of the Vietnam War). A sad fact about Laos, they're the most heavily bombed nation per capita in history because of the Vietnam War. An estimated 80 million unexploded bombs are scattered across the country. The US dropped more than 270 million from their warplanes on them during the war. More than 2.5 million tons of ordinances.

@MMAninja4000

9 күн бұрын

OK

When you think about it, Amy Santiago is the daughter of Bail Organa and the sister of not only Hamilton, but also of Hermes

My favourite line is when Wuntch dies and Holt is so hysterically happy, he gives out bagels whilst shouting “BAGELS! BAGELS!”

My favourite quote is "Are you literally saying the words hem and haw?"

"Why are there always flowers here?!?"

The part that never fails to make me laugh is when Amy and Rosa are running the junior police program and the kids start chanting “black people can sell dr**s

"The last 2% is the hardest to get. That's why they leave it in the milk". -The Vulture "I sold a guy a fake Pekinese. 'Twas' a cat." -Doug Judy "Guys, I'm telling you, the fake snorting can work, watch". -Pimento

@ghostguy312

Жыл бұрын

"you're not going to impress me with your use of 'twas" "'twasn't trying to"

'You messed with the wrong fluffy boy' is one of the greatest lines ever

Rewatching these for Andre :((

Rosa’s shrug after terry says …”putting your friend in the mail …” sums up Rosa character!!😂😂😂😂

The leather chair scene always gets me😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

“I SAID THANKS, MARV!!!” 💀🤣

Holt & Jake accusing each other of being pea hogs and poking each other's goiters. It's transcendent.

@QUICKBOOKS1

Жыл бұрын

I'm shocked The Mumps episode didn't get in there.

@McCrapweasel

Жыл бұрын

@@QUICKBOOKS1 Me too!

“oh i didnt see you there i thought you were an old leather chair” “he’s not gonna say that” “he might” 🤣🤣🤣

RIP Andre ❤

5:12 Can't tell what's funnier: Holt's yes or the fact he wants a rusty medical bracelet suspended above his bed

@jimmysullivan6054

Жыл бұрын

It’s the way he says it 😂

LADY DIPSTICK, MR. FIB AND THE MILKMAN, CONFEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS. Gets me every damn time.

"Laos." "Fine!" Thats the one that does it for me. I rewatched that snippet like seven times when I first watched B99

YOU JUST DRANK CEMENTT never fails to make me cry

The one line that always makes me laugh is Charles after Gina says they're no longer sleeping together: "Aw man, if I knew it was the last time I would have _moaned_ more"

“ It was better than fine, it was loas”

Terry and Holt dancing will always make me full belly laugh

rip captain holt 😢

0:29-0:30 that transition was so unintentionally smooth

two personnal fav interactions from holt and wunch: "captain Wuntch. good to see you. but if you're here, who's guarding Hades?" and "hello, Raymond. How do you like my new office? twentieth floor." "Yes, I never thought I'd see you this high without a broom under you."

Lady dipstick, Mr fib and the milk man 😂

one scene that will always make me cry laugh for no reason is the ep abt terry's vasectomy and jake is trying to stand up the next day and gina asks him what's wrong and he goes "terry turned my spine into a loose stack of pebbles"

"Inspected by Bozo Beverly between clown shows" Absolutely perfect 🤣

@QUICKBOOKS1

Жыл бұрын

YES!

The whole part of the episode where Captain Holt is panicking is my favourite. Also the way he says BoZo Beverly is god tier.

1:32 Nice trigger discipline, Doug Judy.

The acapella group singing about Harry Potter makes me scream laugh 💀

May the king rest in peace

Bro when I read the title I somehow missed the "laugh" and honestly it still fits

@BlaCk-we7cy

Жыл бұрын

👀

@Lilielemon

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Was rewatching 99 the other day and ended up in a full on fit in season 2 episode 1, with Charles's "Mafia"... The hat, the face, the voice. Priceless!

Whoever came up with "It's one bun to none, son!" Deserves an award, as does Andre Braugher for saying it flawlessly.

"Dotty, that's against the law!" "I AM the law!" Emperor Palpatine be like, *"Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design."* ...she has learned from only the best. And ah yes at 0:30, I see Andy Bernard decided to quit being in the acting industry, changed his name to Jack Danger, and joined the United States Postal Inspection Service where he ended up working with Jake and Charles. At least he still sings his heart out like he did at Dunder Mifflin. Good for him! Seriously, they really hit it out of the park when it comes to picking the stars for this show. Heck, they even got Craig Robinson/Darryl Philbin also from The Office!

@aquariaaaa

Жыл бұрын

Kate Flannery, who plays Meredith on the office, was also in B99

Lady dipstick, Mr fib and the milkman. Gets me every time

I'm a 2 yo because "like YEEEEAST" always gets me

4:43 the funniest part of this is Stephanie trying SO HARD not to laugh

You know what’s real B99 comedy gold? BOOOOOONNNEEEE

@SonicBoss1991

Жыл бұрын

BOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Also the scene that gets me laughing everytime is when Terry said "ONE TWO TWO! ONE TWO TWO! I sound like a damn choo-choo train!" 😂

2:21-2:22 Bruh... I full on Lost it at this Part 🤣😂😅😅💯"Hey Gurl" *Gets Checked by an Office Stapler*

When holt and Jake have the mumps and Holt just turns towards the camera and says “CASE!”. That gets me every time 🤣🤣

@choukielow6555

Жыл бұрын

while he was spelling it kase 🤣

"YOU were a wrong door" always makes me laugh out loud.

jake saying strafe, barrel roll, and duck to terry is still so funny to me 😭 he actin like terry's a game character

2:07 captain and Terry twerking always makes me laugh so hard!!🤣🤣✌

You cut too early when Holt takes the gun from Doug Judy he lets out the funniest disappointing moan 😂

@longlivethebook5877

Жыл бұрын

YES, IT KILLS ME 😂

"Neither have you, Ernest!" is undoubtedly my favourite.

2:37 the line that comes after this is way funnier. “Think of something scary” “Adolf Hitler”

“Tell’em Kevin!” “I’m leaving” Made me laugh more than it should’ve

Chai, chair, wall, chair, Captain Holt. Captain Holt? nooh

Holt just trying to prove his point and ending up saying “WHY ARE THERE ALWAYS FLOWERS HERE”

1:35, that trigger discipline is spot on

Gina speaking with her hands while asking "what ARE police" is too much