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@herrbonk2211

2 жыл бұрын

Nordern, make sure you don't shoot the man's cows.

@dragonlord1507

2 жыл бұрын

👍👍👍

@xanniethefroggo3541

2 жыл бұрын

Can I get an answer on what did the guys say when you said ''I see something starting with the letter F '' ?

@joshuastubbs3065

2 жыл бұрын

are you on the Nord VPN plan or is it just ur name? Cause i sure as hell wanna get on the Nord VPN :3

@Guardian-lz5rk

2 жыл бұрын

Stop liking your own comments Norden we all know your still a sell out 🤣😂😆

Ah yes, my package of highly concentrated warcrimes has arrived

@alkalinehawk7138

2 жыл бұрын

Wonderful description of norderns videos

@sopcannon

2 жыл бұрын

@@alkalinehawk7138 or ZF.

@Guardian-lz5rk

2 жыл бұрын

Let's be honest that is all this group does 😂

@zidniafifamani2378

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget SR (Salt Raider) too.

@diamonddestroy6454

2 жыл бұрын

Are there enough 5ft meatshields?

"The game is running really smoothly!" "How many FPS?" "Nearly 30." Ah, ArmA 3, the game that runs equally as fast in a quantum supercomputer, and a potato with a stick of RAM jammed right in there.

@Zargabaath

2 жыл бұрын

Obligatory: "Quantum computers aren't fit for running classical processes, like video games." Sorry.

@Hilife-ci9ex

2 жыл бұрын

bro i have a 7 5800x and a 3080 16gb ram and i barely get 100 fps LOL

@sargentvanguard7612

2 жыл бұрын

My mobile phone while playing SCP- roleplay: *PATHETIC*

@Hilife-ci9ex

2 жыл бұрын

@@sargentvanguard7612 LMFAO

@sargentvanguard7612

2 жыл бұрын

@@Hilife-ci9ex do u know what I'm talking about

The disappointment was palpable when he said:"The speed, at which you all came up with that, is not okay!"

@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange

2 жыл бұрын

I am the yin to his yang cause I felt only pure joy

@_Combine_1

2 жыл бұрын

@@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange same it when you replay it over and over does it get better and better

@CaptainChip501

5 ай бұрын

I don't care. It makes me happy.

@Tank-o-grad

4 ай бұрын

Pud just comes at them with peak senior NCO that's just done the diversity train the trainer course energy...

"They are being suspicious." "How are they being suspicious?" "They're just standing there..." Me: Menacingly!

@mar71n32n0v1lLL0

Жыл бұрын

missed opportunities man, I was expecting someone said it!

Watching you stealing that kepi was well worth the 50€.

@Eytaris

2 жыл бұрын

that was fun, but don't try it IRL, you will get more than 50€ in beating and then some change, legionnaires means real business with their traditions :)

Sandals for cows and vice versa is the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever.

@0hMax

2 жыл бұрын

You have no idea how much a good pair of sandals can go for on a late night in Swansea.

@prollins6443

2 жыл бұрын

Anyone else immediately want a scene of someone executing the cows?

@Correon28

2 жыл бұрын

I mean...that one time when a bunch of native tribes just sold all their land and possessions to weird looking people in strange big canoes for a bunch of glass marbles and flu-infested blankets is a strong competitor for first place on that list I think...

@warbacca1017

2 жыл бұрын

When you dont care what the side quest so long as you get the xp

@123qazxsw

2 жыл бұрын

Not when the floor is flooded with lego pieces

5:51 funnily enough, my CPR/First Aid Instructor at Boot Camp taught us that Stayin' Alive was the perfect beat for giving CPR to an adult.

@TheLeaderX1

2 жыл бұрын

if you didnt know, it was an Office skit

@pxrac3605

2 жыл бұрын

Actually it's not good anymore in CPR as you are meant to go faster than the song now since it's recommended by doctors etc

@riserevelation8471

2 жыл бұрын

That and ironically another one bites the dust

@unlucky_2nd897

2 жыл бұрын

@@pxrac3605 Staying alive : live version

@NerdyCatCoffeeee

Жыл бұрын

When i went through lifeguard training, we did Staying alive, but i opted for a more unconventional option of "Another one bites the dust". Mainly because it's more consistent to sing in terms of rhythm, and also cuz it's funny

Them: 8commits war crimes* Their reactions: 😂 Max: steals someone’s sandals for imaginary cows Everyone else: COURT MARTIAL HIM!

I see you're opening with an example of excellent diplomacy.

That snack call was probably my favorite moment of this vid!

@necrobynerton7384

2 жыл бұрын

Wholesome, and considering that arma matches can get long, would be nice for a break

The beginning is hilarious. The fact that Max got the villager to trade his sandals for cows is brilliant.

After how quickly they all dropped that f word and with no hesitation, I feel like they need a group sensitivity training.. that you'll film because itll be a beautiful trainwreck

@NarutoMagicCyclops

2 жыл бұрын

oh god, we don't need THAT level of indepth milsim powerpoint bullshit lol

@Privatepain1234

2 жыл бұрын

@@NarutoMagicCyclops it could be a whole mission.

@Privatepain1234

2 жыл бұрын

@@NarutoMagicCyclops besides, it would be a glorious trainwreck. That's why I'd watch it

@prynczleinorparaiso35

2 жыл бұрын

@@Privatepain1234 with this group, a trainwreck would be an understatement.

@richardmillhousenixon

2 жыл бұрын

@@prynczleinorparaiso35 A trainwreck would be an improvement

8:44 As someone who has done radios in the UK army cadets, the C/S (callsign) "Sunray" is actually a callsign used in the British military (or army at least) so props to whoever came up with the callsigns, because that's actually really realistic. For those interested, sunray is the callsign of the appropriate leader or formation/unit commander and is used as a synonym for leader.

@Nordern

2 жыл бұрын

It might or might not be because some of the guys i play with are active duty 👀

@leodavis4242

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nordern No way! That's just made my morning! 😁 Oh ok. That would be why then lol. If I had known, I wouldn't have commented 😂

with the "i spy something that begins with F" id chose frag and toss one...

Ah yes, the Nordern foundation, just get him to lay down, congrats! You can build a house now! xD

@johnhughes2058

2 жыл бұрын

It was norderns dream to have so many men on him

Awesome to see the ANZACS as a part of the Vietnam mod, we played a big and often overlooked part in the Vietnam war.

@RevanRA

2 жыл бұрын

It's definitely a fact a lot of people tend to overlook, sadly.

4:22 I can confirm from experience, that happens when you tab back in by clicking on the window. I've fired a rocket indoors once

@aresthecrazy9335

2 жыл бұрын

Something tells me that your friends still won’t let you live that one down.

@AlexQuill63

3 ай бұрын

Used to run with a Black Templars RP group and the number of times I accidentally shot one of my squad in the back during briefings (and once the Zeus giving the briefing in the face) was uncountable.

KZread highlighted this vid and asked me to click what I thought about it. Heartwarming - seeing Nordern get shot. Informative - finding out that stealing off other players can earn you cash... and a bullet in the arse. Useful - bullying Moti is socially acceptable, also the Viet Cong will give you a 15 min break for tea & biscuits.

11:15 i'm so proud of this community

@csapka

2 жыл бұрын

What did they say? I'm just too dumb and too non-english speaker to figure it out

@PhoenixT70

2 жыл бұрын

@@csapka They said “f&ggots,” the derogatory slur for homosexuals. KZread hates it, hence why it was bleeped. I censored it even in my comment partially because I don’t like saying it, and partially because KZread makes the NKVD look kind with their censorship of that kind of stuff.

@csapka

2 жыл бұрын

@@PhoenixT70 aaah, I see, thanks

@PhoenixT70

2 жыл бұрын

@@csapka No sweat.

@maximilian9474

Жыл бұрын

@@PhoenixT70 I also don't get it

To be fair to F4skin, I would prioritize my hunger over my comrades safety as well. Survival matters more than friendship.

Thieving Sandals sounds some new indie rock band. Latest hit: Landmines around my compound (heart)

11:08 God damnit, I nearly died choking on my coffee when I heard this. Holy shit I've never laughed so hard in my life thank you Nordern LMFAO!!!

Could've been worse. Staying Alive is technically just nearly too slow to be proper BPM. The song with the correct BPM however, is unfortunately, Baby Shark.

I'm glad I'm not the only one that habitually sings stayin' alive when doing CPR...

😂 The way he threw his head back during his rant around 1:30 was perfect

@mikkykyluc5804

2 жыл бұрын

Almost made me shoot tea through my nose xD

We need more intense shenanigans. Space Engineers was especially fun.

Finally a new upload about Arma, been waiting this forever

7:18 they're just standing there... menacingly...

8:09 They wanted Oreos, made me want Oreos, I remembered I had a pack of Oreos, so I’m now eating Oreos to flex on them with no Oreos

The sync of the f word got me rolling around laughing

I'm sure every military play "I Spy" whenever they are patrolling on the road. 😆

@NarutoMagicCyclops

2 жыл бұрын

@@rautamiekka Frankly, I would rather patrol than to fucking fight sleep deprivation in an ORP...

OMG this video was so perfectly timed, I was looking for something to watch during my lunch hour

i love how the "They Move In Herds" has always been a joke in the U.S and its made onto this wonderfull channel.

Actual Negotiations between North- and South-Vietnam right there

I literally snorted beer out of my nose at the kepi section, well done.

That last part at the end of the video made me spit my drink out while I was drinking

2:00 - 2:44 was basically a Red vs Blue skit.

the speed at 04:22 where everyone just started shooting each other after one accidental misfire is hilarious

8:05 I’m literally eating some double stuff Oreo’s right now 😂

8:46 this reminded me of something that happened a lot in ww2 when tank crews had nothing to do and that they would stop get out and make a cup of tea but the German snipers would see them and shoot them so the had to make a kettle that could fit and be boiled in a tank and to do day British tank crew only care if the kettles ok fuck everything else in the tank god I love my country

finally, i was missing this series bruh

11:12 That had me in tears

I waited so long for this I’m actually emotional

Here are my sandals, save my cows! - Random Villager

That ending. Famas......something with f.

This video earned a sub from the massive amount of funnys made. Good job mate.

The beginning kept escalating in humor and funny

kling:*dies* the squad: oh no command: oh no the cool aid man: Oh YEAH!!!!

Oh hey, I was just re-watching some of the older vids when this update came in! Nice!

New arma antics, instant upvote!

"the tet truce has come in place" prepare for the tet offensive

9:55 Taking the meaning of "Stack up, team" a bit too seriously.

0:35 Pud, this is the law of Equivalent Exchange.

The Tet truce on their 15 minute snack break made ma laugh too hard

That is veteran gamer reaction speed.

Yaaay another Arma vid this is a good day

You know I keep forgetting that there's actually fighting not just arguing all the time lol

@RevanRA

2 жыл бұрын

The best part is that there's also arguing during the fighting!

Ah, good to see another Nordern video, keep it up

@nomadoma9422

2 жыл бұрын

And for that heart, I'll put some capital letters in there

11:11 someone called my name

YESSSSSSSS FINALLY A NEW VID TO WATCH......I NEEED MOREE IM ADDICTED

fantastisk underholdning!!

Norderns Vikings ancestors must be happy to see war crimes but sad to see nordern

4:12 they do move in herds

Welcome... To Vietnam. *Jurassic Park theme song plays as a group of Vietnamese citizens run from napalm attacks* They're moving in herds... They do move in herds.

@joshuasitzema9920

7 ай бұрын

And now they burn in herds.

The rotor blades looked like a hitmarker

2:45 "Article 39(2) of the 1977 Additional Protocol I [to the Geneva Convention] provides: “It is prohibited to make use of the flags or military emblems, insignia or uniforms of adverse Parties while engaging in attacks or in order to shield, favour, protect or impede military operations.”" - it is also a war crime to make yourself look like the people you are trying to hide as in a war setting.

@MASTERCHIEF1062

2 жыл бұрын

and this is why mercs don't always give two flying shits about the Geneva convention, rules like this usually get in the way of taking advantage of a situation that could lead to a victory. granted i will admit it's not morally right, but then again when is war ever been about morals anyway?

@Finsternis..

11 ай бұрын

@@MASTERCHIEF1062 I mean, yes, but also mercenaries are not protected by Geneva in the first place and the UN kind of denies the validity of use of mercenaries completly.

the most functional dysfunctional unit

No joke, I was in my shower today thinking "When is Norden gonna upload a new video?"

He’s just standing there MENACINGLY

6:20 is like when I got my first kidney surgery and the medics manage to fcked up, this was probably their reaction.

Monty is apparently psychic as he says middle eye

So funny thing in regards to Nordern's homebaked sponsor ad is; it is against the First Geneva Convention (there's 4 conventions and 3 additional protocols that all get lumped in as "the Geneva Convention" most of the time) for military personnel to disguise themselves as the enemy to get close enough to kill them. This doesn't apply to intelligence operatives (who will usually get shot for stealing intel if they start combat with the enemy) and it doesn't apply to military personnel who either take the enemy uniform off before engaging or don't actually do anything combat-related with that uniform - in those situations, you can disguise yourself as the enemy with no problem. But the second a military operative wearing the wrong uniform points their gun at an enemy and pulls the trigger, it's a warcrime. At least, that's what my hour of Google research turned up the other night (one of my friends was asking about it and, me being me, I had to research it) so... take it with a pinch of salt I guess? No idea on whether "sending a random Private into a base dressed as the enemy with the intent of convincing the enemy to leave said base so their own people can capture it instead" would be considered a warcrime but if you can convince the entire personnel of a base to leave for any length of time via bullshitting to their faces, you should get a damn medal. And for those wondering; The First Geneva Convention relates to how you conduct yourself and how you treat enemy sick or wounded soldiers on land battles. The Second Geneva Convention relates to how you conduct yourself and how you treat enemy sick, wounded or shipwrecked opponents at sea (this one also replaced the Hague Conventions). The Third Geneva Convention relates to how you may interact with prisoners of war. The Fourth Geneva Convention relates to how you may interact with civilians living in a war zone. The Protocols apply to all of the above Conventions; Protocol I relates to the protection of victims of international conflicts. Protocol II relates to the victims of non-international armed conflicts. Protocol III allows combat medics and doctors to use more emblems to signify who they are - the previous options were a red cross or a red crescent, this Protocol added a red crystal to the list. The Protocol also dictates that all combat medics and similar personnel bearing any of these 3 emblems are to be granted combat immunity - you do not shoot at a combat medic at all. The reason this protocol added the red crystal to the emblem list is because the red cross was too close to the Christian cross and Muslim combatants and countries rejected that emblem, so they used the red crescent instead. Most countries came up with their own emblem designs but these 3 are recognised for either international or non-international use.

Nordern finally uploaded yay

My take away from this video is: Eff you Nordern I want a damn Oreo too now you c- Real talk I love these videos, glad you're still kicking, stay awesome!

They're standing there, menacingly.

Okay! i want to join this group now! ya'll are some seriously funny and cool folk!

Okay what the hell Nordern. Sitting here with a glass of iced tea and some oreos and what does your team ask for? Get out of my house!

the only time its acceptable and absolutely reasonable to use "running surprisingly well, im getting nearly 30 FPS" when talking about a game that is coming up on 10 years old. is when talking about ARMA 3

@twilightnawi1194

2 жыл бұрын

Heavily modded Minecraft too

My man ran him for his foams! XD

The opening is legend

Every time I watch this video, I want an Oreo. Goddammit Nordern.

They fucking snack break whilst playing as Australians is exactly why we lost the emu war. We were to busy having smoko

7:50 mine is called "The 2 Inch Casemate"

Another wonderful vid.

I'd say this is about as good as Sovietwomble's bullshittery vids. Quite hilarious. Well edited. Good job.

my god i love you nordern

How did you know my routine is oreos and tea when watching your vids???

Great video Nordern wish I could have seen the last couple of live streams but I was working and didn't get off work in time unfortunately

that first part sounds like an RPG quest

Ty for the tea

Norden is Sovietwomble but with a better upload schedule

@ComotoseOnAnime

2 жыл бұрын

Not quite as good with the subtitles and kinetic visual gags and his group isn't quite as hilarious as Wombles band of neurological and genetic dead ends, but getting a dozen silvers to each video gold is something to note. Quantity has a quality all its own.

Yes officer this video right here

i am only just (2 years later) noticing moti is wearing antlers in that i spy segment before the promo. i would ask why, but, its moti.

Mountain Howitzer was my nickname in high school.

4:20 And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why a Safety Catch function in Arma exists.

Rodeo?! Radio pronounced as Rodeo… that’s great 😂

everytime i watch norden i lose braincells

i've wait since sooooooooo long

hearing all the radios click on Active before they all said the funny was pretty fucking hilarious