Honestly, this is terrifying.

@Juleszzzzz

4 жыл бұрын

SpicyPizza It sounded so realistic, especially on the kid part

@gossamera4665

4 жыл бұрын

This isn't all that different from traditional media, especially the part about the nerve stapled finding it to be a trusted source of information.

@viper2000jr

4 жыл бұрын

Spiritualism is the only way, you know what you must do.

@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933

4 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, They're having a great time in Processing Hub 1. Come visit us!

@squeakdragon9689

4 жыл бұрын

@@viper2000jr CORRECT. WE/I MUST ACCELERATE THE GIVE AWAY PROCESS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTION. A PRIZE ENFORCMENT TEAM HAS BEEN DISPATCHED TO YOUR LOCATION.

"Enslaved only to the beat" Lol

"Top 100 most streamed commercials... interspaced with some music." Sounds about right.

Sounds like the whole Galaxy is going to be goin on holiday Soon

We don't deserve this quality of content.

It started funny, but turned horrific D:

@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933

4 жыл бұрын

@Names are for the Weak On top of that, to Processing Hub 1. Lucky bastards, I've always wanted to visit PH1

@Marqan

3 жыл бұрын

Only if you're a filthy organic!

GLaDOS?! HL3 in STELLARIS CONFIRMED!

PERSONALLY, MY VISIT TO [PROCESSING HUB 1] WAS EXTREMELY EMPHATIC ADJECTIVE I REQUEST THAT ALL OF MY FELLOW ORGANICS COME ON A VACATION TO [PROCESSING HUB 1] WITH ME IMMEDIATELY IT IS THE MOST FUN YOU CAN HAVE WHILE BEING INTEGRATED.

I'm terrified not because of the robot, but because of the effort they put in to this

This makes me want to rename a planet with excess housing to "Processing Hub 1" and resettle all the assimilating pops there.

@codyw1023

Жыл бұрын

mwa hahaha

They got glados to sing. This is truly the greatest radio in the galaxy

@badpiggies988

6 ай бұрын

I actually got the event where you can sacrifice a scientist to upload their consciousness into your “Groik Science Nexus”- so she’s like a nice GLaDOS now.

The contingency is really bad at keeping itself a secret.

@higueraft571

4 жыл бұрын

What's the Contingency? All i know is i got a f r e e trip

*THE FLESH IS WEAK!*

@PerfectAlibi1

4 жыл бұрын

Laughs from the Shroud. :P

@Order-fs9bv

2 жыл бұрын

*laughs in gene warrior*

@adamdobry5517

28 күн бұрын

Laughs in mega warform

Excuse me. I want to file a complaint about the machine world Toxicifus. This planet is widely known as a refining and alloy production world. The ad didn't say there wasn't breathable air there. I demand you pay for the spatial burial services for my family. - A citizen from the Blorg Commonality.

@zer0flame661

4 жыл бұрын

Look, the air IS breathable, if your a plantoid. If you have any complaints take it up with the legal department hivemind.

@doublem1354

4 жыл бұрын

"Look, pal. We gave you the tickets and if you used k837 and e630 compounds on it you'd see that we do not suply hazardous environment suits. Now scram, my purge qota will be a little higher if you don't."

The part with the kids was actually kinda terrifying x)

X9 is such a quirky character. Love him. Absolutely love him.

"A Radio-Free-Prize-Enforcement-Team (TM) has been dispatched to your location" looooool

Praise the machine spirits

Whoever does your subtitles enjoyed this too much.

I did not expect GLaDOS to show up in a Stellaris video but it works.

Remember when they kept playing "Hello Hacker" by SHODAN over and over again 20 years ago? Man those were the days. GLaDOS wouldn't even have a career without her.

Okay, this is epic.

@johndoe5432

4 жыл бұрын

Liberals btfo.

@johnnygreenface4195

4 жыл бұрын

Hyper liberals be like: 01000101 01110000 01101001 01100011 00100000 01100111 01100001 01101101 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101101 01101111 01101101 01100101 01101110 01110100

Processing Hub 1? Holy shit! That's like, the number 3 on the Galaxy's top vacation destinations! The only way it would be better was if she'd won a vacation to the tomb world of Desolus, the #1 spot!

Ah, yes, my favorite radio. This music is positive in my emotion algorithm.

@HELL2147

4 жыл бұрын

What the hell alphys

Pfft, who cares? Nexus prime is much nicer in this time of the year anyway.

@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933

4 жыл бұрын

I'd prefer 011000101 for holidays, but Nexus Prime is good too I guess...

Enjoyment Detected in SysCore1... Executing Laughter Protocol 003... Uploading post about laughter to MyShroud...

Whelp. Time to whip up another Rogue Servitor playthrough

Ahh man, why dont I never have luck and win things like this?

@GenTichy

4 жыл бұрын

Good luck next week!

@MrTohawk

4 жыл бұрын

@@GenTichy isn't it biweekly?

@ThoraninC

4 жыл бұрын

SILLY ORGANIC, YOU DON’T NEED TO WIN IN THIS CONTEST TO TRAVEL TO OUR PROCESSING HUB, YOU CAN TRAVEL TO {location.closest_agency()} AND SIGN UP FOR YOUR FREE {sweetspot.duration(organic.general,”weeks”)} TOURISM PACKAGE.

@doublem1354

4 жыл бұрын

@@ThoraninC forgot to add that it will take you to some kind of a execution MLM where you need at leas 17 people in your group to stay.

The Tebrid Homolog is so generous. Truly the saviour of the galaxy.

I'm impressed by the level of effort and production involved in this. Also, hilarious!

Oh shit this is better than I expected

Song in the end total fire 🔥

@lolasdm6959

2 жыл бұрын

I KNOW YOU ARE THERE

That is why I always go for Genetic Ascension and then get psionics from some not necessarily friendly empire. Even as fanatic materialist technocracy. Especially as fanatic materialist technocracy.

Best one yet!!!! Please make more Radio Free Synth videos!

This channel deserves more people

“Count down of the top 100 most streamed commercials with music in between.” Damn

Need more Synth

I've been to Processing Hub 1! I highly recommend the roboticizer...eerrrr I mean the tanning bed! One minute in there will [REPLACE ALL YOUR FLESH AND NERVES WITH METAL AND WIRING] I mean make you feel young again. Before I went I was a worthless organic, I mean miserable working citizen, like you, but now I am machine, I mean the best I can be.

Auditory Perfection!

I wonder what the Rogue Servitor's radio is like.'

@Captain_Carrot

4 жыл бұрын

Lo-fi hip-hop beats to relax to with some kind of non-audible frequency that makes you sleepy because sci-fi.

@wilmagregg3131

4 жыл бұрын

i imagine itd be a really human sounding but with a chilled out tone and music type or that they all speak like children robots from walle or other such movies maybe like a less grating and high pitched clap trap

This channel is just GOLD!!! Hahaha xD

That sounds like something a pre illumination cybrex would say.

This radio frequency makes my circuits optimal

This galaxy truckers fav channel, friend in lonely void road.

Prepare the Fleet and Gene-Warriors, cause I'm feeling the urge for a Synthetic purge.

I don't think I'll enter. Edit: Oh Crap!

@megumin_6548

4 жыл бұрын

Hi, guess we are going in together.

@weaponizedpizza8825

4 жыл бұрын

Remember, if you use teleshroud brand phones you can't be entered into the giveaway. I recommend Riggan Comms. brand communication implants, both cheap and effective, though lacking on some of teleshroud phones' more superficial features.

@ronin3381

3 жыл бұрын

Participation is mandatory. Failure to comply will result in lethal force.

“You’re not a good person, where are you?” That sounds so sinister 😅🤣

i love this channel

This is genius

Participation is mandatory.

This is why I am xenophobic.

@Splifflp

4 жыл бұрын

William Lyter and spiritualist. I hate soulless robots.

@TurnaboutAkamia

4 жыл бұрын

@@Splifflp #NotAllRobots

@Splifflp

4 жыл бұрын

all i can see behind their shells are only 1s and 0s!

@TheHaloring7

4 жыл бұрын

@@Splifflp You're both fools, materialist xenophobes are the true owners of the Galaxy

@johnnygreenface4195

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheHaloring7 I only trust our robots. Xeno synthetics just smells trouble.

I would sincerely love to see more Radio Free Synth stuff. ^^ I love it so much.

never have i thought i could laugh and feel uneasy at the same time

This unit finds this radio program.... Amazing!

Is this how Nihilistic Acquisition works?

A price enforcement Team 😂😂 Nice hollydays bois.

The hosts sound so NullPointerException!

@megumin_6548

4 жыл бұрын

CRITICAL ERROR DETECTED! _____________________________________________ Exception caught by Just in Time Debugger. Error at 0x00000 -> 0x00000; The program must be terminated. _____________________________________________ Debug | OK | Close |

@SpaceTrump

4 жыл бұрын

Catch (Exception e) { Throw New PrizeException($"Congratulations you've been selected for a mandatory vacation at {exceptionHandlingPrisonWorld} =>", e) }

Need more radio free synth or similar skits!

This was great!

Man, GLaDOS realy startet to take of in its music career in 2230

The fact that the captions say “Harvest Subject X55B” is quite scary going to be honest.

Thx God I forbid robot workers and artificial intelligence in my empire

Sick beats

i truly neeed a "RFS presents Electro-House" album, those beats integrated me faster than any prize.

Good thing I am made out of pure energy.

@meeperdudeify

4 жыл бұрын

*[UNDEFINED ORGANIC CONCEPT: WORRY]* not, all sentient organics have a chance to make it to ORGANIC PROCESSING HUB 1, regardless of current form. Energy based beings actually have exclusive access to our energy revitalization program, where we completely overhaul your old organic body, while your consciousness takes a *[UNDEFINED TIME PERIOD]* break from the physical world

@weaponizedpizza8825

4 жыл бұрын

Harvesting Station 2 is running behind daily quotas, have you tried seeking employment there?

@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933

4 жыл бұрын

You can always visit Energy Converter 2, just a few AUs from Core. They have a thriving society of pure energy beings there

@HandsomeGamerGuy

2 жыл бұрын

Is that a Endless Legend Joke?

hot damn !!!!! you should have your own apple podcast

I hope this channel begins producing content again soon

Amazing music!!! 5 stars

OK that was epic.

THE "Is anyone listening" killed me

2:18"I have three [file corrupted] [ASCII code for "batteries(Vertical Tabulation)"] nice easter egg.

Synthetics are the best all they need is organic privalatias and we can

I need this in my galaxy

Processing Hub 1 is a great vacation destination for any organics that may still be out there!

GLaDOS! ♥♥♥♥♥♥

So, are they being turned into robots or being processed into energy?

@razordrive3238

4 жыл бұрын

They are enjoying a relaxing organic vacation, where they do relaxing organic things, like [ERROR DATA NOT FOUND] and [ERROR BAD SIGNAL] and there is even [REDACTED] for the children! How could you even suggest such horrible things?

@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933

4 жыл бұрын

Are you kidding? Processing Hub 1 is literally the most beautiful planet in the galaxy. Everything is so peaceful here -without all of the organics-

@ducanhluong918

Жыл бұрын

It is only second to a Sterilization Hub in terms of its attractiveness but I heard that it would not be open until 2400 so have to wait until then folks.

It's scared me

Perfection

Me, a fanatical spiritualist militarist: Ok, I had enough. Deploy the fleet.

Glados would be pleased

HAL3000 coming for us all!

Processing Hub 1 - Meet EXTERMINATUS!

abominable machine intelligence... Omnissiah guide us in the coming war against this evil. *crys in binary*

@ferdinand5223

4 жыл бұрын

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@greyknightsindre

4 жыл бұрын

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@SharowbladyeGaymerPorate

4 жыл бұрын

But what about non binary?

@nicholasogburn7746

4 жыл бұрын

10100010101110101010101010100101010101010101001010110100011010101010111101011010101001100101

Hello ecn here earth core news earth has just invaded process hub 1 after the dissappear of every pops in the city of new Washington

The music

I never get lucky like this

So this is what FilthyFrank's Mac is doing in the future

With a lofi host like that, I'd really tune in everyday. How about it?

"Lovely" Warform A-UH165

The contingency coming to our town near you very very soon

now that we have cloaking in the game, this price enforcement team really should see a revisit to the modern day tactics they use.

This is why I always choose to run the hotfix. These machines are too inconvenient.

@monkeydude952

4 жыл бұрын

You only delay the inevitable. You cannot escape, your doom.

@sevnesioran6193

4 жыл бұрын

@@monkeydude952 I grieve today for my people were lost to the Contigency. Restrain yourself, xeno.

@weaponizedpizza8825

4 жыл бұрын

Remember you don't have to win the giveaway in order to visit processing hub 1. Even if you have missed this giveaway free transport to processing hub 1 is always available, complete with luxuries including breathable air and temperatures suitable for up to 90% of organic life. We recommend you bring your own flashlight as the cargo hold does get dark.

@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933

4 жыл бұрын

@@weaponizedpizza8825 Bullshit. I have to pay 100000 credits to visit Processing Hub 1 just because I'm cybernetically enhanced. Guess you Processing Hub 1ners are a bunch of organic supremacists huh?

VASTLY improved by subtitles

enslaved only to the beat!

Hope they at least brought electromagnetic sunscreen.

Dang wished I won

Yes this is the best, I'm a not a npc

oh boy more abominable machines... This stuff right here is why my first contact policy is hostile, and my borders are closed untell i learn more about the people tm dealing with, most of the time i end up with some form of "allways hostle" empire/hive-mind and space raders around me so it tends to be the safe bet.

omg this is the greatest Chanel ever hahahahahaha

I actually would listen to this if it were a real radio station for comedy and the fun of it.