The Rabbi and the Priest jokes are so funny. On a plane once, a steward was serving a meal and she asks the Rabbi if he wanted their version of a TV dinner. The Rabbi asked what is it? She said "pork chops." The Rabbi answered, "we don't eat pork." To which the Priest replied, "you don't know what you are missing." When the plane landed, the Priest noticed that the Rabbi was greeted by his wife and 8 kids. Said the Priest, "we don't have children or wives." Answered the Rabbi, "you don't know what you are missing."

It was funny

Doesn't make sense, priests aren't forbidden alcohol.

@JohnDoe-fu6zt

4 күн бұрын

Actually, many priests drink a LOT. My aunt was a very active Lay worker, who hung out with lots of priests and nuns, and she was full of stories about their drinking.

@michaeledwardhunter

4 күн бұрын

Only if you assume it's impossible for a priest to be a teetotaler.

@zenglider2145

4 күн бұрын

I'll have to remember to never attempt to tell you a joke. LOL

I don’t get it

@hrothgar2002

4 күн бұрын

Neither does the priest