Moe is a bartender Sideshow Bob is a Bart ender

@kiogu_3348

2 жыл бұрын

I fear no man.. but that thing *the bartender* It scares me

@r1ck537

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@UndecidedASMR

2 жыл бұрын

yes

@illegalcumtrader56

2 жыл бұрын

He's dead

@S.Grundy

2 жыл бұрын

If Moe finds out it's Bart prank calling him he will also be a Bart ender

“I’m sorry, I don’t speak sign language.” No one does.

@Levyyy_

2 жыл бұрын

NOOOooo, whi du yu thnk he maed da joek????

@dr.markus-level3researcher

2 жыл бұрын

r/technicallythetruth

@buitre332audaz5

2 жыл бұрын

@Kalna Haa🍇 well the "respect" yt cult has now spread to jere

@bgmarshall

2 жыл бұрын

@@Levyyy_ no he said it to quickly and to straightforwardly for it to be a joke. He means he doesn't understand it but made an accidental joke

@inkplaysstudios5111

2 жыл бұрын

@@bgmarshall he's joking

As an Uruguayan myself, I can assure you we've been preparing for the cangaroo invasion for years now. We've even established an alliance with the cows.

@user-ew5vj1sl1u

2 жыл бұрын

As an Indian, I approve your alliance with cows.

@Caveman4876

2 жыл бұрын

smart alliance

@elolej8757

2 жыл бұрын

In Uruguay we have 4 cows every one human, so we could fight 1 Uruguayan and 4 cows vs 14 kangaroos. I think it's a fair battle

@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard

2 жыл бұрын

Cows qre the tanks in the team

@tamigray7717

2 жыл бұрын

We are now 1 inch away from invading. we are sending 20 instead. Also kits KANGAROO NOT CANGAROO

Fun fact: A chair needs to stand so you can sit.

@twendos833

2 жыл бұрын

Counterpoint: Beanbag chairs sit.

@helianthus8593

2 жыл бұрын

Your pillow lies as you lie

@crazy4bricksthebrickbrothe722

2 жыл бұрын

Chairs stand so we don’t have to. What a noble sacrifice.

@DylanTheDemon

2 жыл бұрын

Not really

@bigmike1432

2 жыл бұрын

What of you sit on the ground?

The funny thing is, "bart" means beard in german, so he's just shaving his beard

@MinamitsuMurasa

2 жыл бұрын

Yea i found that funny aswell but what if your called Bart and have a Bart.

@echostudiosyt

2 жыл бұрын

@@MinamitsuMurasa “hey look it’s bart with a bart!”

@ivoryowl

2 жыл бұрын

So when Marge Simpson gave birth to Bart, was it just her pubes that fell off?

@asterix7842

2 жыл бұрын

And Sideshow Bob had a big tattoo that said “DIE BART, DIE” which he claimed was German for “THE BART, THE”.

@foxwithoutahat

2 жыл бұрын

@@asterix7842 “THE BEARD THE”- sideshow Bob

8:10 - This is an amazing fun fact because "MOST raccoons can not pilot a helicopter" implies there's at least one that CAN.

@theorixlol2018

2 жыл бұрын

MOST implies that more than a half can't All of raccoons is more than a half

@racdiecoon4994

2 жыл бұрын

i am a raccoon, i will fly the rest of my kind to safety.

@racdiecoon4994

2 жыл бұрын

@@theorixlol2018 thats not wha- whatever

@theorixlol2018

2 жыл бұрын

@@racdiecoon4994 yes it does

@racdiecoon4994

2 жыл бұрын

@@theorixlol2018 you missed the joke

The bartender is actually moe sizlack and I'm pretty sure that side-show bob would want to "end" Bart more than moe would.

@FFBTREAL4769

2 жыл бұрын

@Kalna Haa🍇 ducking bots

@cycled9073

2 жыл бұрын

Moe Who

@waterandcereal

2 жыл бұрын

@Kalna Haa🍇 please don't tell me she's actually made of butter...

@FFBTREAL4769

2 жыл бұрын

@@cycled9073MOE JAJA

@stupiditycheese1071

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t you remember barts prank calls

Actually, due to pregnancy, the average amount of skeletons in the human body is not one.

@onijester56

2 жыл бұрын

*scribbles down in DM notebook* Ok, so does a mother's femur count as bludgeoning or piercing damage?

@kixxenwalla167

2 жыл бұрын

@@onijester56 it's bludgeoning if it's whole if it's fractured or broken it's piercing.

@thefutureismeaninglessthep7364

2 жыл бұрын

Technically that's not what they said. More than 1 skeleton per body can still build a skeleton.

@mohammadalsaqqaf4728

Жыл бұрын

Piercing damage? Is that a Valheim Refrence?

5:08 OK just to clear this up for what he meant about a horse having 14HP the reason is that there is a difference between true horsepower and modern horsepower. true horse power is how much effort something can put in. so the effort of 1 horse, that's why the big steam tractors say they only have 28 horse power despite being so strong. it's because it can do the work of 28 horses. modern horse power is based off energy output. 1 horsepower = 745.7 watts. that's why a modern car that says it has 150 horse power is weaker than the tractor with 28 true horsepower. and that concludes todays history and physics lesson have a wonderful day everyone (feel free to correct me on anything here)

@page970

2 жыл бұрын

Good human.

@Brd6147

2 жыл бұрын

the horse has 14 health points

@zhegn4420

2 жыл бұрын

a tractor deals 28 true damage, killing the horse.

@Brodrich

2 жыл бұрын

@@zhegn4420 @SparrowInTheGrass how did this become R/DnDmemes?

@crisnicolainflores2252

2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact the fastest horse clocked with the speed of 55 mph

The bartender also works becuase how much Bart messes with him in the show… how did no one notice this

@SockerSucks

2 жыл бұрын

Ik

@ilikestarwars4438

2 жыл бұрын

@@SockerSucks know

@acolossalangrybook3169

2 жыл бұрын

i did

Fun fact: if you take the sentence "I'm not gay" and delete the "I'm not gay" then add "I'm gay" it spells "I'm gay"

@jeanremi8384

2 жыл бұрын

OMG JUST TRIED I NOW AM GAY AND HAVE LIGMA

@ZeroKyle

2 жыл бұрын

r/technicallythetruth

@Thkoxma

Жыл бұрын

@@jeanremi8384 whats ligma?

@jeanremi8384

Жыл бұрын

@@Thkoxma *you hear a powerfiul voice capable of ripping through buildings, it is the voice of the gods* LIGMA 乃คɭɭร

@laymalopez8074

Жыл бұрын

fact: if you get rid of the bird in the mexico flag and add the bird in the middle of the flag, you just made the mexican flag

Shin Megami Tensei 5 is more realistic than High School Musical. Because In SMT5(SPOILERS) you get sent to the apocalypse because of a doofus doing a trend, which is still higher than High School being fun and friendly

@Ramsey276one

2 жыл бұрын

Please explain

@Someone69769

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@404talentnotfound

2 жыл бұрын

@OZORA🦋 hmmm, very interesting

@normalhuman9878

2 жыл бұрын

The high schoolers start the trend that ends the world

@UrBoyV3RM1LL10N

2 жыл бұрын

Weeb Jk but don’t give more spoilers please 🤫

I think the appeal of episodes vs a movie is the fact that you can stop watching the series and not really interrupt anything. But if you stop watching a movie in the middle of it, you're interrupting the flow (and you'll probably have to start from the beginning of you decide to continue it). That's why I was so happy Watership Down was a series instead of a movie because I would've never been able to sit through some of those boring parts were it a movie.

@AtomicArtumas

2 жыл бұрын

...what kind of terrible memory and attention span do you have to have to restart a movie entirely if you stop halfway through? Restart from the beginning of a scene? Sure. The entire thing? ...You've gotta go get that checked out.

@47ratsinahoodie

2 жыл бұрын

@@AtomicArtumas Yeah I'm working on it 😅 my only guess so far tho is ADHD but that doesn't really account for the shitty memory, just terrible attention span. But that's the only thing I can think of as I have several symptoms. Anything else, Id feel like I'm reaching to try and self diagnose :/

@JohnGeorgeBauerBuis

2 жыл бұрын

@@47ratsinahoodie oof.

1:07 A.H. was denied entry to art school EXACTLY because he copied and mimiced the classical style too much (aka top 3 paintings) and did not have any artistic creativity that them deemed worthy. Some sohrces claims that one of the teachers commented that he was "better fit for an architect than a painter", but A.H. was not interested in building buildings.

@ivanseryogin6526

2 жыл бұрын

also him: "iT wAs bEcAuSe oF tHe JeWs"

@SnicklesBar

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly he wasn't even a bad artist. Just a bad person.

@dsyrdragon3309

2 жыл бұрын

He was real interested in blowing up said buildings though

@jeanremi8384

2 жыл бұрын

He prefered cooking

@anonygent

Жыл бұрын

I've seen his work. It's pretty bad. The black and red flag is by far the best thing he ever came up with. And he just flipped a Hindu symbol.

5:45 I’ve read this comic, Wally actually outraces death in the end, forcing the concept of it to die

@mechengr1731

Жыл бұрын

Ummm, if Family Guy has taught me anything, that's a bad idea....

7:51 I am now officially considering “Nevada Man” an alternative to Florida Man. Don’t try to stop me.

3:30 As a swed i just have to day that your girlfriend is extremt wrong. The Finnish language sounds like a caveman trying to make sounds for the firt time. While Swedish sounds like a Caveman making sounds for the second time.

@seksipommi_sephiroth

2 жыл бұрын

As a finn i agree with you lol

@mikaelangehagen7251

2 жыл бұрын

As a swedish prersone i agree

@radtsov8438

2 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile German

"Thou isth thy bartended, and i am thy bart'ender, we are not thy same."

5:34 if you break one you have a spare

8:17 Every time my art teacher asked us to draw something abstract, I’d pull up THAT raccoon and draw the arch funny. I thought I escaped it!

Robin: "Idk I don't speak sign language." I know man, no one does

@dimitrisskar4174

2 жыл бұрын

lol

@CoatieAnimates

2 жыл бұрын

I don't get it

Fun fact: in Australia we once had a war with the emus, they won, we did again and the won again

@anonygent

Жыл бұрын

Y'all seem to have a lot of wars with the natural world, rabbits, camels, emus, dingoes, rats, cane toads... Yet your national hero is a guy who lost to a stingray.

3:42 An armed thermonuclear bomb.

@dreadhavoc

2 жыл бұрын

That sounds epic

@battery_acidd

Жыл бұрын

thx for the idea

@oboo1225

Жыл бұрын

r/cursedcoments

Congrats on rocking your new year's resolution, Robin!

If a whale is laid lengthwise across a basketball court, they would have to find where they are going to put all the brand new baby whales.

@zipityzap7675

2 жыл бұрын

;b ha nice

@eiji8920

2 жыл бұрын

r/cursedcomments

7:45 I NEEEED IT!!!!

As a Finnish, your girlfriend is very sane, depending where she's from

@JUMALATION1

2 жыл бұрын

As a fellow Finnish person, naah, Swedish is good to learn. You can then understand a fair amount of Norwegian and Danish and even some Icelandic and Dutch :)

@Tuomarus

2 жыл бұрын

@@JUMALATION1 swedish is completely useless since most swedish people can speak English.

@finnish_policedepartment5289

2 жыл бұрын

@@Tuomarus Y e s, nothing against Swedish, but kinda unnecessary.

@cataaki

2 жыл бұрын

Most of us don't really enjoy learning Swedish. Mukava nähdä suomalaisia :) Toivottavasti teillä menee hyvin.

@Tuomarus

2 жыл бұрын

@@cataaki most?

I LOVE when people ask for proof that you never recieved the item, because then I feel like the best thing you could do is go to whatever you bought it off of (amazon, Wish, ebay, etc.) and find the package shipment label and screenshot it saying it hasn't arrived yet, yet, the initial reaction of many is "wtf is this question?" and then to take a picture of your bare hand or bare living space where you would have put the item, had it arrived. I know this because I also took a picture of my bare hand when I didn't get something delivered to me, and I didn't think about the shipping label until AFTER the fact... I ended up getting the "item", but the item in question was not what I had purchased

@mechengr1731

Жыл бұрын

I once ordered an engineering hard-back covered text book And received a paper back art history text book instead.... I had to pay for the packaging to ship the art book back too. Can't remember if I decided to just get a refund or if I got the back in the end....

@anonygent

Жыл бұрын

I ordered a special order camera filter from Sears back in the day, and they delivered a package of socks I could have picked off the shelf. Like how was this even close? The price wasn't even remotely comparable. I did get the filter eventually, but I think it took twice as long as it should have.

4:32... O N E G

Another day another great video from EmKay!

“I’m not a murderer, your honor! I’m just your friendly neighborhood bartender!”

That meme about how you can tell a lot about women's mood messed me up because that exact one was recovered from a murdered abused dude's hard drive. Watching too many cold case true crime shows can really ruin your fun.

@dumbass5757

2 жыл бұрын

What's the f#ck

@azuroslazuli6948

2 жыл бұрын

We did it. We got him to give a f***

4:40 - if this is true, then I’m proud of you, Robin! 👏👏

3:52. This one made me chuckle a bit, being Bi myself, with a preference to the same sex.

this is honestly the first time I've clicked on a popup notif

@dragon-du6ew

2 жыл бұрын

Oh first time I've did that for like 60 times if counting my alt accounts its like 270

Tesla owners at 7:35 , "no, no, it's more of a suggestion."

Probably one of the best videos I've seen so far, it was hilarious

Pov: You finally found the frame in which the hand is flipping the viewer off (0:12)

I swear I love that the intro flips you off it's still funny as hell to me

3:23 yeah. i feel like hating swedish is a finnish cultural experiance, since we're all forced to learn it in school, lmao

1:31 ironically and weirdly enough, a coin like this would actually cost like bitcoin if you sell on an auction

i love this channel,especially when robin is in the video,this might be my favourite channel

7:19 Knock it off , RYU! XD

2:00 there’s a place named “gay” in Europe

@phishinglinksisbad5844

2 жыл бұрын

Says the j*w one

@sudemzorlu2313

Жыл бұрын

Well, looks like everyone in Europe is gay.

9:15 No, it was just HALF of you.

2:56 good luck to them, fighting one kangaroo is dangerous enough. Once, in Year 1, I was playing outside when one of my friends ran up to me and said, “there’s a kangaroo in the school!” The whole school was put into lockdown. A kangaroo school invasion is the Australian equivalent of school sh[-]tings. *They can box really well, and people have been severely injured by them. But if you don’t provoke them, they leave you alone.*

@dxisydarling

2 жыл бұрын

@@commensalism1997 yeah I have no idea what I was thinking two months ago 😭

@commensalism1997

2 жыл бұрын

@@dxisydarling relatable

Bart: Who are you? Bartender: Death.

Bro don't talk about the kangaroos invading Uruguay, it's the emus invading Uruguay that we really gotta worry about

2:47 last time I checked, the face has skin

The true tweet

@Astr0galactic

2 жыл бұрын

The true tweet

@RalseiTheReal

2 жыл бұрын

The true tweet

@TunaPetunia456

2 жыл бұрын

The true tweet

@themew1088

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't it just so tweet? 👉👉

@HyperSilvr

2 жыл бұрын

Is This the beginning of a cult?

Fun fact: There are now closer to 50 million kangaroos in Australia, and around 25 million Australians, so we would each have to fight 2

5:45 "I don't speak sign language" Technically no one does

Run

@npc-333

2 жыл бұрын

ok

@Blazestina

2 жыл бұрын

Alright

@basedkid42

2 жыл бұрын

Ok

@isappycracks

2 жыл бұрын

yo you made me remember fallout nuevo mexico

@Row_of_E

2 жыл бұрын

What happened? Is that an E-mergency???

I'm so glad we stopped doing the random background music over the original Emkay theme ALSO, you're doing great, Robin!!

@mrdevil101

2 жыл бұрын

Do you mean the Die House theme from Cuphead?

@empathnation5433

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrdevil101 uhhhhhh Idk 😅 and apparently they haven't stopped, but I'm getting used to it so it's not as bad anymore

6:00 a couple years ago i lost my eyesight, i recently got it back about 10 months ago, my wife got a divorce for seeing other women, she decided to take the kids and not let me see them, not like thats anything new

0:22 This reminds me of the following: a lie is more unpleasant than everything when it's a verb, specifically an imperative one

I am eating green nuts I think they are called pistacias

Bart: *exists* Bartender: "I'm going to end this man's whole career."

@mugsyy6217

2 жыл бұрын

fax

@hierkommtdi3s0nne

2 жыл бұрын

bartender: I'm going to end this man

4:09 I think I'll drink to this one, you made my day mate

Bartender named bart: this is my job. End my own kind and self destruct. It ain't honest but it's hard work.

Hi, this made me laugh so hard I fell out of my chair.

9:10 fun fact! sperm don't actually swim. they kinda- spin around and crawl?

I love these videos 😂

me: *hears music at the start of emkay vid* Also me: (singing) I'm Mr king dice

0:46 Or m-bating while playing Russian Roulette if she's "Midari Ikishima" from the anime/manga "Kakegurui"

If spoken language travels at the speed of sound, and sign language travels at the speed of light, at what speed does braille travel?

@Edward-it9cr

2 жыл бұрын

speed of touch :flushed:

@elfabrip

2 жыл бұрын

It doesn't, you travel to it

3:13 alright im in australia im stealing some kangaroos i need this

DUDE. The thumbnail totally explains the rivalry between Bart Simpson and Moe

the bird is tweeting

9:26 unless it's a ton of Americans then it's just two. 🤷‍♂️

6:48 languages are SO FUN XD

Fun fact: when your parachute breaks while skydiving you have the rest of your life to fix it.

5:00 One was threatening armed robbery of a bank and the other was compliant with police as an accomplice to fraud

@polar-izer

2 жыл бұрын

Yes thank you for saying this! People forget that there are more reasons behind the sentence.

@goldengamerex9611

2 жыл бұрын

Correction: the homeless guy was remorseful and compliant with the police

@polar-izer

2 жыл бұрын

@@goldengamerex9611 Robbery is a violent crime, fraud is a non violent crime. It does not matter if he was remorseful or compliant he put others lives in danger while the other was caught for high level thievery.

@KnekoKcat

2 жыл бұрын

@@polar-izer And he was the active perpetrator rather than an accomplice.

Robin is sitting on his microphone as he’s recording this.

I like how he do that hand thingy like I LOVE IT

When The suspicious lack of dragons age ends it will become the sudden return of dragons age

As an Uruguayan I can agree that i would not be able to fight 14 kangaroos

5:20 So does that mean a pregnant horse has 28 horsepower? If she has twins, does she have 42 horsepower?

4:03 as a HUGE Spider-Man fan, I can tell you, that is actually what happens in Far From Home.

3:01 good thing I escaped before that tragic day

Fun Fact: Every time you watch a new Emkay video you get flipped off.

7:05 actually, what you're describing is a UO, a UFO is "id don't know wtf that flying thing is".

Petiton for him to say: " hello im rockin robin and welcome back to Emkay!"

Me 19 years in the future: Yeah my job is being a bartender. My future friend named Bart: 0-0

bart the ender dragon

Fun fact: most frogs can't swallow a human

@quinnception631

2 жыл бұрын

homicide victims rarely talk to police

@user-ls1bw2uw1j

2 жыл бұрын

*most*

Fun fact: netherite and diamonds are both good and are almost equally rare and extremely valuable for survival mode but the rarest armor is chainmail armor

Fun fact: when your parachute breaks while you are skydiving you have the rest of your life to fix it.

5:43 oooh because sign language shares imformation by looking, which means you are looking at photons reflected, light itself, while speaking travel in compressed wave which is sound and.... im quitting bye everyone

4:23 The human heart is about 280 cm3 and gold has a dencity of 19.3g/cm3 which, if your heart was made of gold, would weigh 190.6205 Oz (11.91378 Pounds), which will get you 306,479.6399 dollars.

@roronoazoro8475

2 жыл бұрын

r/theydidthemath

@anonygent

Жыл бұрын

Follow up question: When you converted from grams to ounces and pounds, did you use Troy ounces or Avoirdupois ounces? Because gold is priced in Troy ounces.

@hurpdurp123

Жыл бұрын

@@anonygent I didn't know there was a difference, cool.

@anonygent

Жыл бұрын

@@hurpdurp123 A Troy ounce weighs more than an Avoirdupois ounce, but there are only 12 ounces in a pound, so a Troy pound weighs less than an Avoirdupois pound.

@hurpdurp123

Жыл бұрын

@@anonygent measuring systems are fascinating. /Gen

i love that censor sound, please keep it

3:08 as an Aussie myself I can tell you, we hardly ever have to fight kangaroos and when and if we do, it makes the news! So if you come here to the land down under, you will be safe! Especially if you stay on the trails for bush walks! 😊

0:35 SCP-1762.

@H341HER_D_K3

9 ай бұрын

NOOO

0:01 they only Tweet the was true to itself lol

@boxf0x

2 жыл бұрын

Space jam dvd Space jam dvd

@boxf0x

2 жыл бұрын

Space jam dvd

@boxf0x

2 жыл бұрын

Space jam dvd

@boxf0x

2 жыл бұрын

Space jam dvd

"change my mind?" no bro, the fan art guy is right, ain't changing no minds today.

"What country is not NEARLY as bad as the internet says it to be?" *Ohio.* "I, what-" *Ohio.*

Fun Fact: everything in this video is true

8:49 only when using radians. The sine of pi is ~0.05480366515 in degrees.

If emkay goes ultra instinct we would be able to call him emkay ultra

Great vid ad Always Don't Tell the other narrators but Robin is my favorite