0:56 *screen violently shaking* Damian in the most bored sounding voice “aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”

@haroldasgaming6088

4 жыл бұрын

If you click 0:55 multiple times it sounds like it could be a great alarm sygnal

@DaesoTheOne

4 жыл бұрын

0:56

@quill4383

4 жыл бұрын

@@haroldasgaming6088 hall

@quill4383

4 жыл бұрын

@@DaesoTheOne the

@uh3336

4 жыл бұрын

@@haroldasgaming6088 ding- *_"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"_*

"The microwave knows you're going for your third helping of instant ramen" I feel called out...

@Coherek

5 жыл бұрын

It's all that sodium it makes your voice high That's why I eat it

@freakazoidddd

5 жыл бұрын

James Velasquez look out chirren that’s a lotta sodium

@therealcat5794

5 жыл бұрын

Who wants to intentionally make their voice higher pitched

@melissamata7

5 жыл бұрын

@@therealcat5794 me

@rainthesomber

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr!

In french, "avocat" means both "lawyer" and "avocado" so it's probably something to do with the translations

@lemau8458

9 күн бұрын

another reason french is dumb

3:46 As a bit of a coder myself, I can explain why this happened (bot exactly). Since there was two teams, something in the code broke and he was naming a *third* team. But since the third team doesn't exist, instead of giving them strings (words), it offered him two undefined values. Therefore, even when he said "undefined", he asked again, because the option didn't match the value (and it never would, since text is strings). I hope I explained it clearly!

@angelasalazar8278

Жыл бұрын

Nvm

@spingleboygle

Жыл бұрын

cool

@mythic314

Жыл бұрын

or i thought the phone was too slow to load the names

@mycommentmyopinion

Жыл бұрын

Dynamic type casting really fucks you over sometimes lol

Friend: We're going out tonight, you coming? Me: Can't. My microwave said no.

@nattiilish5692

4 жыл бұрын

Please I beg no one to like this comment please keep it at 69 likes

@playsomehd5043

4 жыл бұрын

NataliE FrEitas literally 70 when I see it now xD

@anicecomfybedforyoutosleep7302

4 жыл бұрын

420 it is

@angeloplays9794

4 жыл бұрын

310

@pyrowolf3606

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

microwave: no *Detroit: Become Human*

@theoboromine

4 жыл бұрын

Yasssss duuude(dudett if you're grl)

@qurh8463

4 жыл бұрын

64 likes. Good.

@alyssadurm7589

4 жыл бұрын

*Um, yes 911? My microwave has become deviant please send help-*

@theoboromine

4 жыл бұрын

@@alyssadurm7589 and at this point you understand that you've been stabbed by your own Microwave. And also North is running at it and screaming "i knew you could do this, son!"

@XemeraldXD

4 жыл бұрын

This entire subreddit is just dbh

14:34 props to him for actually saying it

the lawyer one actually made me laugh a lot lmao: "lawyer" in Italian is "avvocato" which is really similar to "avocado" and me and my family like to joke about that

@qidu585

2 жыл бұрын

In French the word for avocado and lawyer are the same word

@kaiboycoolio

Жыл бұрын

thats cool LOL

@bararmgaming7632

Жыл бұрын

pretty much same thing in danish

@jojo.s_bekaar_adventures

Жыл бұрын

In french Avocado is Avocat and the lawyer is Avocat

@spingleboygle

Жыл бұрын

@@bararmgaming7632 what about in damianish?

Need a stronger password? Just put in the whole Bee Movie script and page numbers and a couple random characters sprinkled in.

@aratusingtheinternet

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@itsthesola10

3 жыл бұрын

with it being the bee movie script you actually lose a lot of entropy -- if the hacker manages to know your password length they're certain to at least try the bee movie script. In other words... _According to all known laws of cryptography, there is no way the Bee Movie as a password can be cracked. Its length and implied entropy are much too large to get a reasonable number of guesses off the ground. But of course, the password, gets cracked anyway._

@OwoAshes

3 жыл бұрын

Wow

@ket4kitt

3 жыл бұрын

thx- lol

@pacifistsans2266

3 жыл бұрын

r/technicallythetruth

Me: Hi there sign! How’re you doing? Sign: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Me: Yeah. Me too.

@Rudxain

3 жыл бұрын

Looks like someone caused a buffer overflow

@LouDuLappe

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds Like something from let'sgameitout xD

@anse7288

3 жыл бұрын

en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/AAAAAAAAA!

@GwishinSong

3 жыл бұрын

big mood

@icytheroboticwolf8656

3 жыл бұрын

me: hi there synth how're you doing the synth: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA me: yeah me too

That one where he got 100/90 is totally a written driving test. They will find any way possible to fail you on the free first attempt.

"I'm an orphan" Sam: Excellent. * Pulls out a shotgun * *I'm here to help keep it that way*

1:21 Is just a physical version of the 'task failed successfully' meme.

@lozireen

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking that too.

@kallmenikk

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, lol

@damon3128

3 жыл бұрын

Am i right lads OR AM I RIGHT LADS

@sweedra7899

3 жыл бұрын

@@damon3128 Me: "They're right." *That's not one of the options*

@FunniLilFunniMan

3 жыл бұрын

@@damon3128 You are right lad!

Friend: what's your favorite fruit? Me: *T H E L A W Y E R*

@arnaudmenard5114

4 жыл бұрын

It gave me a good giggle! And yup it’s indeed a French thing.

@dreamsolaris

4 жыл бұрын

Can confirm

@friendlyneighborhoodmango6894

4 жыл бұрын

also, “lawyer” in spanish is “abogado”, I believe

@beetlejesus3199

4 жыл бұрын

@@friendlyneighborhoodmango6894 Yes, but avocado is "aguacate" and not "abogado" so the joke don't really work x)

@stephaniebarrs1767

4 жыл бұрын

i too like the lawyer

i love software gore there's almost no way anything cursed can slip through into the subreddit

1:35 i love how calmly he says “its mine now”

@MrOliveKing

3 жыл бұрын

1:30

He’s not wrong French: -the lawyer= l’avocat -the avocado= l’avocat All lawyers are avocados

@EchthelionII

4 жыл бұрын

That's bizarre.

@musicjunkie0430

4 жыл бұрын

"Avocados at law"

@kiragordon2458

4 жыл бұрын

Ever watch Daredevil? The main guy's friend is drunk and says avacado instead of, uh, I forgot what he said, but you gotta watch it. It's hilarious 😂

@dbseamz

4 жыл бұрын

Even funnier, the Spanish word for male lawyer (abogado) sounds more like avocado than the Spanish word for avocado (aguacate)

@jona7357

4 жыл бұрын

Almost the same in Danish. Avocado: avokado Lawyer: Advokat

"Australia - It's mine now!" Every Czech person watching: Yeah....nooo.

@alexandermcdonald4805

3 жыл бұрын

RRRrrrrrrrr4r4rrrrrrrrr4rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtrrrrrrrrrr

@dislikeallmyvideosyoulittl5797

3 жыл бұрын

Nothing happened to anyone. Dude do you think anyone would believe this? People are really stupid sometimes...

@menticek

3 жыл бұрын

How many Czechs are here 😂

@hemz5882

3 жыл бұрын

@@dislikeallmyvideosyoulittl5797 uh what

@terezakramska7912

3 жыл бұрын

Too many czech aroud 😂

i was absolutely dying through the entire video but "how you showin me this screen bud?" KILLED ME

3:08 *WHY THIS IS SO RELATABLE?*

7:08 avocado in french is "avocat" a lawyer in french is also "avocat"

@fruitymf6952

4 жыл бұрын

I confirm im french

@riptertel3612

4 жыл бұрын

@@fruitymf6952 Avec un pseudo pareil, je pense que "La tranche de pain" aussi...

@mikealberts993

4 жыл бұрын

R/hmmm

@jxlesprv

4 жыл бұрын

Came down here to say that.

@adityabhardwaj1808

4 жыл бұрын

Just thought about why it seemed familiar

"The lawyer" probably come from a lazy translation Where avocado in french is Avocat And avocat is also lawyee

@justa_randomfailure6250

4 жыл бұрын

*lawyee*

@samuelvista

4 жыл бұрын

Copiee. 😂

@matteussilvestre8583

4 жыл бұрын

"Nelson & Murdock: Avocados at Law"

@jeanremi8384

4 жыл бұрын

yup, i was gonna say that

@jeanremi8384

4 жыл бұрын

me too

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS PART! 0:52

Game: While holding forward, hold down “Error” to sprint Damien: Yeah, which button is that? Game: Ok boomer

"Country of purchase: Australia" "It's mine now, I own it" _completely disregards the Czech flag_

@filipfromsuperteam9386

3 жыл бұрын

thats not a Czech flag you dum dum thats Alabama.

@pr_gr8760

3 жыл бұрын

That's Ecuador, fools.

@filipfromsuperteam9386

3 жыл бұрын

@@pr_gr8760 no its Alabama

@starve3416

3 жыл бұрын

It’s West Virginia

@MimeThe

3 жыл бұрын

@Levi Russell actually it’s italy

The way Damien talks is what I imagine sans sounds like.

@D.V.McAwesome

3 жыл бұрын

N- no just- Just dont put that image in my head.

@cloudywillowwastaken

3 жыл бұрын

Omg I can hear that XD

@denkithedhmislover

3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@icgmommy87

3 жыл бұрын

Me to *E.*

@UndecidedASMR

3 жыл бұрын

True

13:43 redditors when they see a minion:

That elevator at the beginning was just the willy Wonka elevator.

“Microwave says no. *NO* you’ve had enough.”

@pawskiepanzerfox8394

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO 😆😂

@etibredips

3 жыл бұрын

Quiet machine

@etibredips

3 жыл бұрын

I have as much as I want

@vjollcabajgora9892

3 жыл бұрын

Moon Of Stealth me:*puts cold food to the microwave* Microwave:NO. Me:why not? Microwave:I am tired of u putting food in me! Me:so Microwave:*malfuncions* Me:what in the...

@snowy8061

3 жыл бұрын

Wow

Person: Where's your lawyer? Me: *Places avocado* Here he is. This is my lawyer

@CrustedLizard

4 жыл бұрын

Looks legit

@HerahKobayashi

4 жыл бұрын

@omar garaali hi bot

@NovaTheDark

4 жыл бұрын

Thats a french joke for real, it doesnt work quite well in english tho

@novawolf981

4 жыл бұрын

@Dylan Bundren Perhaps

@drigy8333

4 жыл бұрын

You would win

14:01 that glass is not a terrible guy

6:17 "the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night"

Doctor: *How do you feel?* Me: *Depressed.* Doctor: *Why?* Me: *Even My Microwave denied me...*

@katsa70

4 жыл бұрын

You: Can I get a prescription? Doctor: No.

@randomyuotuber857

4 жыл бұрын

Aaryan Gupta theres 69 likes. *_and i know how to ruin it_* edit: i changed it to 70 likes, fight me.

@millzo494

4 жыл бұрын

Aaryan Gupta hey we have the same profile picture!

@jett9631

4 жыл бұрын

Welcome to r/im14andthisisdeep

@hambugerrs

4 жыл бұрын

666 likes :o I’m 666th like

5:25 Get it? It’s cause Bob Ross is everything. BOB ROSS IS THE WORLD.

@markseraph

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks person with an aquamarine profile pic

@bucciaratiwithagun9085

3 жыл бұрын

Bob Ross is ZA WARUDO.

@tokiWren

3 жыл бұрын

Wait... it's all Bob Ross?

@gabriellagehman8993

3 жыл бұрын

@@tokiWren nice

@gabriellagehman8993

3 жыл бұрын

@Matilyn Bryant Yup

I'm surprised how some of the guys in Emkay are capable of speaking gibberish so perfectly.

8:05 no one is going to understand this but micheal looks like one of the homeland security investigation agents that is followed on the show to catch a smuggler

1:32 It is not about buying Australia. It is about the fact that there is Czech Republic flag next to it.

@PurpleTurtleFan

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah! I mean- thATS Not auSTrALA

@japanpanda2179

4 жыл бұрын

And yet he understood that 4:38 was the Croatian flag rather than the American or even the British.

@wallflower7385

4 жыл бұрын

@@japanpanda2179 I guess noone gives a damn about Czech Republic. :D :D no sea, no well known celebrity, nothing that special. :D :D. It really sucks living here. (Jk, I like it here)

@therealdiamondcat3246

4 жыл бұрын

Or Czechoslovakia

@tucplayz627

4 жыл бұрын

r/whooosh

0:55 he screamed in lowercase

@OrangeAsh

3 жыл бұрын

AAAAAAAAAAAA, BBBBBBBBBB, and CCCCCCCCCC. The trilogy.

@ThatManRoi

3 жыл бұрын

aaaaaaaaaaaa

@1wjpf_709

3 жыл бұрын

@@OrangeAsh DDDDDDDDDDDD, EEEEEEEEEEEEE, FFFFFFFFFFFF comes back

@nevthefishi

3 жыл бұрын

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@lemonoomy4599

3 жыл бұрын

@@1wjpf_709 GGGGGGGGG HHHHHHH IIIIIIIIII this May...

That microwave thing at the start is a pretty good idea, because imagine if it has an option for people who are trying to lose weight, they put an option where they can only use the microwave 3 times per 6 hours, and it will only become available for 3 next in 6 hours

10:25 dudes got an external battery... or two... or thirty

9:42 *when thanos snaps but there’s an odd number of people*

@thehoosher9322

4 жыл бұрын

One gets ripped in half

@piranhadude64

4 жыл бұрын

Cursed comments

@chezcake256

4 жыл бұрын

Piranadude Piranadude r/cursedcomments

@theofficialtempleofgarlicb3675

4 жыл бұрын

@Thanos usernamechecksout but ok

@SKtheMage

4 жыл бұрын

Y/whatareyoutalkingabout

"I'm AAAAAAAAA and you're watching Disney channel!"

@suspensionrailway7094

3 жыл бұрын

This comment made me laugh 😂😂😂

@slasherwolfie865

3 жыл бұрын

Ok yes, just yes! 🤣

@johnboy14orastingray27

3 жыл бұрын

I how it fell

@mymble397

2 жыл бұрын

So you could say you feel 😞😞👀😩😩😩😬🤔😞💦😈😭 about replies

@burntrap4681

2 жыл бұрын

Yea

4:10 the programming language's undefined is not equal to a user entered undefined (like the charater null is 00000000, but a user-typed "null" is 4 charaters

@thebluekirbychannelsnewchannel

2 жыл бұрын

what the user is typing is a string and undefined isn't a string maybe they coded the program on js??

6:12 ayo my man, that’s older than the universe…

Nevermind the eye glitch on the Furby, imagine my Sister's Furby from back at the height of their popularity glitching out in the voice and going "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" and spending several minutes trying to figure out where the noise is coming from.

1:37 Damien that’s the flag of the Czech Repulbic you’re missing the joke

@adeaddeity7265

3 жыл бұрын

GoldenGuardian I just got into learning countries so I laughed so hard when it showed the Czech Republic flag instead of the Australian flag.

@tlyke

3 жыл бұрын

I'm in the Czech Republic rn on holiday

@EpicGCM

3 жыл бұрын

Emma Lyke Wow! Thats awesome! I’ve been before and it’s beautiful. I hope you have a great holiday

@oliverkodys7723

3 жыл бұрын

I live in Czech Republic.

@christophkalensky8584

3 жыл бұрын

I'm from czech republic. But sadly I don't live there.

I still think its funny that iPhones actually have a feature programmed in so that times on the phone can say BC even though the first iPhone was made in the 2000's

9:37 given the rough date of this video, not the pic. that would still be about £67.2 million in tax.

When your microwave tells you no, you know you've got a problem.

@1980woodpixie

4 жыл бұрын

the microwave doesnt want to micro wave

@Sillylittleman27

4 жыл бұрын

THIS IS THE MICROWAVES RESPONSE TO WHEN YOU TRY AND MICROWAVE METAL :O

@ryancatgames4279

4 жыл бұрын

I'm waiting for my sign to come, so I know my microwave hates my popcorn addiction. XD

@hjk9995

4 жыл бұрын

@@ryancatgames4279 mk

@hjk9995

4 жыл бұрын

@@ryancatgames4279 this is funny

Let’s be real here that 257 TB drive was just their “homework” folder.

@katsa70

4 жыл бұрын

The whole drive? Might as well call it Windows "Home" Edition then.

@burgertank0324

4 жыл бұрын

no it’s minecraft memes

@clodcat5550

4 жыл бұрын

Wow, that person must be really lazy.

@Katthemusicfox

4 жыл бұрын

@@burgertank0324 lol u didnt get it

@burgertank0324

4 жыл бұрын

they hid their minecraft memes in their homework folder

"You've scared away the centimeters" is now a par of my regular vocabulary

13:18 Ah yes, colder than the universal limit. Might need a coat

@barbaralacey8990

Жыл бұрын

I think there's gonna be light snow. *light*

@Intelligence_Core3

6 ай бұрын

Absolute zero is -273°C

"I'm an orphan." *Good*

@jaxvipre8606

4 жыл бұрын

_Let's keep it that way_

@bbgun061

4 жыл бұрын

I got adopted, but then Sam killed my new family... I'm scared.

@gremlinteddy

4 жыл бұрын

It has 69 likes. Perfection

@mannofdober873

4 жыл бұрын

Nice.

@user-dr3nk1vl7v

4 жыл бұрын

Is that a threat

1:30 - We'll just ignore the fact that the flag demonstrated with Australia actually belongs to the Czech Republic.

@theunicorn1167

4 жыл бұрын

That is the fucking Softwaregore. We don‘t ignore it.

@japanpanda2179

4 жыл бұрын

Looks like Damien is not a geography nerd. Oh well...

@broddamuss4193

4 жыл бұрын

It's called Czechia, not the Czech Republic anymore

@jakubrohlicek8726

4 жыл бұрын

@@broddamuss4193 It's still Czech Republic, Czechia is the biggest part of the country so a lot people call it that way

@najrenchelf2751

4 жыл бұрын

KroneYT, well I‘m not.

0:31 - That reminds me of my dream where a house we were at had ~921 floors It was one of my only dreams where there was an explanation for the weird things: They made a tunnel underground. So, simply, floor 921 was on the surface, not the moon.

My favorite part is 4:28

In Red Dead Redemption he did that thing where you can run off a cliff until you see the ground

@jvhunko

4 жыл бұрын

In the game it probably had a glitch in the visual programming there for causing it to look like its floating

@goblinslayer310

4 жыл бұрын

is that skyrim... that man has never played any game in his entire life

@artsyhoodies

4 жыл бұрын

How to walk on air in cartoons: NEVER. NEVER LOOK DOWN. NEVER.

@Calcifer111

3 жыл бұрын

Is tHaT sKyRiM

@jacobhanekamp2534

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, you mean flying at -9.81m/s

Damian: is that Skyrim? Editor: YOU HAVE LOST YOUR GAMING PRIVLIGES!!!!!

@internetduck1520

3 жыл бұрын

that made me angry

@gamergod9993

3 жыл бұрын

Hippity hoppity your gamer card is nobody’s property

@Rainyday105

3 жыл бұрын

Kaitlyn Buck 2:49 and this is Clash Royale

@insomnia1109

3 жыл бұрын

I got so trigger when he said that

@crystalclod1582

3 жыл бұрын

You think that was bad? Bruh he called Terraria te-RAW-ria. Like bruh cmon👁👄👁

The King Dice theme in the back makes these even more memey and it’s perfect

This video has got me laughing then about to stop then the next post comes up and I laugh again and the cycle repeats

EmKay: Is this Skyrim? Everyone Else: Are you serious? 2:10

@mennograafmans1595

4 жыл бұрын

That's what mods are for.

@darkz1796

4 жыл бұрын

Look right below it

@HOWISNOPENOPETAKEN

4 жыл бұрын

He didn't say skyrim He said skyram

@jackboner4549

4 жыл бұрын

I know right It’s red dead

@adoptdontshop3911

4 жыл бұрын

@Zakku Which is why his editor called him out, obviously

"How many players do we have?" "2" "Great! That will be *2 teams.* Okay, before we begin, let's give you funny names!" " *Team 3* " Where did this team come from?

@taylor3621

4 жыл бұрын

A new challenger approaches! *UNDEFINED*

@Echonerd

4 жыл бұрын

Your pfp want me to commit Steven universe in growing pains

@INNITSTARS

4 жыл бұрын

Cake Pops Animations nice

@bangupstripes2094

4 жыл бұрын

FBI agents

@JAMESGamingLV2

4 жыл бұрын

One of the teams named themselves Team 3

12:30 hell channel

Mother:” ‘random name’ come here, the guests are here” Me:”0:00”

Cinema: You are now watching: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Emkay: ooh my favorite movie 😂😂😂😂😂

@trolmaso

3 жыл бұрын

Better plot than endgame, Batman dies btw

Emkay: your having your third thing of instant ramen you’ve had enough Me actually eating my third bowl : you can’t stop me

@jay.theoutsider

4 жыл бұрын

I can only get through one haha

@pangolinh

4 жыл бұрын

me eating 69 bowls while stopping time:

@christopherdoyen7456

4 жыл бұрын

Me eating 420 bowls raw: *Pathetic.*

@noodlesthesquishy9996

4 жыл бұрын

Me eating my 38474 bowl EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

@windows10person30

4 жыл бұрын

oh hahaha hahahah *Read More*

14:30 (transcribing the crowd) i love the fact that the captions try making out what you're saying

The thing that flashes by says "I don't even play Stallaris and I felt that one

6:17 "Darling, if I wanted to hurt anyone here...I would have done so already"

@HerahKobayashi

4 жыл бұрын

Wow its mama furry

@thehattedhedgehog

3 жыл бұрын

Alastor joined the chat

@WompieTunes

3 жыл бұрын

XD Alastor

@lola_nickname

3 жыл бұрын

Alastor the radio furby

@AroAce_Psychopath

4 ай бұрын

Get my like ya mister fancy talk creepy voice!!! Al is my fave

Flag: *Is of the Czech Republic * Damienn: Lol, the glitch is that I bought Australia!

@p3rz3r09

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, thank you for calling my country chez republic. :D

@adllushka

5 жыл бұрын

@@p3rz3r09 ejjj ma boi nějakej čech here ? 😂😂😂

@p3rz3r09

5 жыл бұрын

@@adllushka j jsme čech :d

@czechslav7587

5 жыл бұрын

@@adllushka taky taky :D

@AK-pk7ks

5 жыл бұрын

Bro I need the chez mix

I like it when the narrator says snoqualmie the auto caption can detect it flawlessly, but when the TTS voice says it, they detected 'snow kwame'

I've never laughed so hard from someone trying to pronounce "Snoqualmie"

The lawyer for avocado is because the French word for both is “avocat” Someone used google translate

@corvo2913

5 жыл бұрын

Yea sombody frensh must have

@williambristow2795

5 жыл бұрын

Boi I was about to comment this but you already got there

@jonathanlehoux751

5 жыл бұрын

@@williambristow2795 me too

@qwertymchurty

5 жыл бұрын

are you from romania my dude?

@yarrowplant

5 жыл бұрын

Exactement

12:27 that is channel 666, broadcasting live from hell

@spades2575

5 жыл бұрын

*gets an ad*

@thecrazy7thgrader559

5 жыл бұрын

Hmm...I fell off my chair ;-;

@sparkz6349

5 жыл бұрын

Today we will be playin DOOM 2016

@jelly.timeee

5 жыл бұрын

katie killjoy and tom trench

@Euzoqr

5 жыл бұрын

I can see why, you get ads

i saw that it said “I don’t even play Stallaris & I still felt that one.” lol

Mom: So what’s wrong? Me: So I was trying to heat up leftovers, and my microwave said no…

11:57 “I’m an orphan” “Excellent. I’m here to help keep it that way.” This made me laugh so hard that I wheezed. My dog looked at me like I was absolutely insane and, frankly, I don’t blame him.

@ezekstar

3 жыл бұрын

I clicked on this, and i got an AD

@Frostfern94

3 жыл бұрын

Calm down, Duolingo! I laughed so hard I ascended.

@goffle81

3 жыл бұрын

*ANGRY TECHNOBLADE NOISES*

@TVsMyBeloved

3 жыл бұрын

this is awkward

@xxterrorsans_and_animalsan4456

3 жыл бұрын

That made me laugh too 🤣

‘the microwave knows you’re going for your third helping of instant ramen’ Hungry Naruto: *am I a joke to you?*

@DeathStreak-iz3op

5 жыл бұрын

My man

@Akyure

5 жыл бұрын

Sasuke: *YES YOU ARE*

@moppot6276

5 жыл бұрын

O yes

@moppot6276

5 жыл бұрын

@@Akyure i appreciate your existance

@Akyure

5 жыл бұрын

@@moppot6276 😂

When he said "this man has unlimited power" *i cant breathe*

Red Dead Redemption: *Exist* Damien: Is this Skyrim?? Yes I am aware several people have already said this

@mazgrip

5 жыл бұрын

is this skyram

@bananadirt7670

5 жыл бұрын

Sadgrip Indeed

@learomeih104

5 жыл бұрын

I’m so confused about how this man possibly thought that read dead was Skyrim

@longcat266

5 жыл бұрын

damien also does not know that there are different versions of minecraft

@bananadirt7670

5 жыл бұрын

Uhhh Eggs. It’s because he is not a real gamer

"Country of Purchase...Australia" with a Czech republic flag xDD

@driv6138

4 жыл бұрын

2 in price of 1

@hatterhoovyvodarchive2895

4 жыл бұрын

You czech

@hatterhoovyvodarchive2895

4 жыл бұрын

@Ondřej Krtek Vyroubal me

@mattheisen77

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah he didn't get the joke there lol

@hatterhoovyvodarchive2895

4 жыл бұрын

@Ondřej Krtek Vyroubal ok then

7:04 kind of looks like a start of a Turn-Based RPG boss fight

I was not ready for that Lil Jon WHAT 😭

4:35 it also says “german” with a French flag

@th3radlad_727

3 жыл бұрын

Ur right

@ben_5964

3 жыл бұрын

yeah i guess im german now

@mypetsarefunny6489

3 жыл бұрын

#failedagain

@Smalldutchplane

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@ncpdswordshielddivision2240

3 жыл бұрын

@@ben_5964 France+German= Freman Attack Germany??? THE TABLES HAVED TURNED

Red Dead Redemption 2: *exists* Damien: Is this Skyrim?

@zilrOSRS

5 жыл бұрын

oof

@aurorajohnson350

5 жыл бұрын

Red Dead Redemption 2: Am I a joke to you?

@crimpinpimpin8890

5 жыл бұрын

*GAMER CARD REVOKED*

@lawngamer9403

5 жыл бұрын

You beat me to the joke..

@barrett7151

5 жыл бұрын

James Tucker R.I.P. read dead

I encountered an r/softwaregore moment a while ago. I was on Google searching about Mighty the Armadillo, and I had the dark theme enabled. Here’s what Google said at the top of my Safari screen: “Dark theme is turned on. Go to Hamburger menu > Settings to switch between light and dark theme at any time.” I’m sure someone working at Google was thinking about fast food too much while programming the site. But it made me hungry too.

3:29 nice to see that our humor doesnt change

I can relate on a spiritual level to some of these post The "AAAAAAAAAAAA" one for example - hits me right in the social anxiety

@hatsunemikufortnite

5 жыл бұрын

@@emersynth (circus theme plays)

@emersynth

5 жыл бұрын

welcome to the real world commenting on a youtube video about 'ung ung abxiety' doesnt save your soul from going to hell

@emersynth

5 жыл бұрын

@pocketsfullofposey thaat is a hurtful stereotype, hell only has very high mountains

@satan3488

5 жыл бұрын

Spooky Emersyn *And how exactly would you know?*

@orphiuscarves4756

5 жыл бұрын

@@emersynth I got a call from a genuinely good person, they said you can't join his club, it's called "The Good People Club" and sadly, you don't meet the requirements

8:17 cj woke up on the wrong side of the dimensional plane

I WANT THAT FURBY. It's so perfectly creepy. Like something from an 80's art installation, but with a 90's toy.

That movie theater sign is what happens when I hear the THX deep note in the movie theater

My iPad is currently stuck at 70%. No less. It’s not depleting. It’s just at 70% Edit: it died eventually

@beansoup2258

3 жыл бұрын

UNLIMITED POWER!

@silvermoon2792

3 жыл бұрын

Did it get fixed?

@confusedperson6728

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@sagnost

3 жыл бұрын

Oof

@mathias6369

3 жыл бұрын

Apple: Think defunctional

Me: ight I gotta go watch a movie Friend which movie? Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@Frostfern94

3 жыл бұрын

What food do you want? Oh!! I’d like some aaaaaaaaaa

@lumibajgora1585

3 жыл бұрын

Hello,can I own a house? House owner:yes,what house? Me:the AaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAa house

@MaxNMaria

3 жыл бұрын

My friends: what game we playing My mind: AAAAAAAAAAAAA Me: chipotle My friends thinking about it : AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Emkay: sees a video game Also Emkay: I've never seen this game in my life

8:21 He didn't wake up on the wrong side of the bed. He IS the wrong side of the bed

The phone is currently off, would you like to turn on the phone? **turns on phone** why did it turn off?

@SkyenNovaA

5 жыл бұрын

I'm still hunting

@_catzee

5 жыл бұрын

seeing you everywhere Justin Y. #2

@Boomrainbownuke9608

5 жыл бұрын

oh no mr pringles posessed spongebob

@whotookmypuddingcup4131

5 жыл бұрын

Ah well then

@stoopiosproductions3130

5 жыл бұрын

Stop following me yellow pringles man

1:17 is the literal equivalent to “task failed successfully”.

My ears agree with you when I'm in a quiet room.

What happened to Terraria is what happens when a game suddenly stops clearing friends

7:09 that’s a joke that works in Italian (I’m italian lmao). “Avocado” sounds like “avvocato”, which means lawyer. The creator of that thing was probably trying to be funny in some way.

@PoP-ri7sr

4 жыл бұрын

@I dunno anymore i think the one that's ruining the mood is you

@Tonatsi

4 жыл бұрын

That’s actually a French translation error, since the word for avocado in French is identical to the word for lawyer, “avocat” So the translator didn’t know the context and mis-translated.

@NovaTheDark

4 жыл бұрын

@@Tonatsi "the translator" is definitely software, a man wouldnt make such a mistake cause even if he didnt have the images the other things he translated were fruit/vegetables names

@Tonatsi

4 жыл бұрын

@@NovaTheDark yup - software couldn't know the context. That being said, it could also have just been mass-outsourced to a translator, I can see a company just taking all the text off of their website and sending it to a human translator and just telling them to translate it all - no context given.

@jeanremi8384

3 жыл бұрын

@I dunno anymore you are more salty than anchovies