"I destroyed a relationship between a mother and child because he stole my hamburger once" An appropriate punishment that fits the crime.

@AliceRinGameLand

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed. Never touch an meat eaters meat.

“OP you traumatized that poor woman just to get back at her son!” Me: *do it again*

@TJDious

2 жыл бұрын

Please tell me that was meant in Morticia Addams' voice.

There’s So many times I’ve heard the story of how rslash started, and I can’t stop laughing at the irony that he now makes more than his old boss because he wanted to play a video game

@looony

2 жыл бұрын

I can't stop laughing at how many times he says "better videos" while the only effords in the videos are reading selected reddit posts, that are already sorted by popularity and grouped in neat subreddits. Then put the exact same stock video in every single video, a static logo that you can create within 2 Minutes in Photoshop and screenshots of the text.

@319hiroyuki

2 жыл бұрын

@@looony listen to his first videos. Then listen to his new videos. If you cant sense major differences and improvements then that's tough for you.

@lilianrose1799

2 жыл бұрын

@@looony I can't really agree with you. In my mind low effort is putting the storys through an automatic reader and posting it. He's voice acting, giving his own commentary etc. This needs a lot more effort than you are describing

@hephsmith3738

2 жыл бұрын

Also, rslash's official job title is "Emperor of the Internet"!

@milosmarkovic7957

2 жыл бұрын

@@looony Have you ever worked, or at least TRIED to imagine the work rSlash does? if the answer is no, then I suggest you try to. Try to make a video a day, voicing it, trying to find the stories that are going to attract people, comment them, then edit the video

The people who "claim " every parking spots on the street. I would check their license plates for expired tags, check if any have repo info, and then call the cops with their plate numbers to see if any of them have tickets or stolen ones.

@TOWTWUKER

2 жыл бұрын

Had those parties all the time. Never really did more than the occasional cop call, but I'm sure some were dealers of sorts

@RiptoGakt

2 жыл бұрын

Note to self: start checking other cars' plates in case one of them's parked where they *really* shouldn't be parked.

@peanutbutter7357

2 жыл бұрын

We have a law over here where people aren't allowed to block driveways, guess who brought a crappy used car and enjoys scratching very nice looking range rovers when it happens 😂

The first story about the bra...first of all, why is it OP's fault that the girl's boyfriend can't keep his eyes from wandering? And how much do you want to bet that he might not even have been looking anyway? You have to be very insecure as a woman to not only try to dictate the way they dress, but then to tear them down to other women behind their backs. That girl is a pick me loser.

@headraline

2 жыл бұрын

agreed! honestly, like who tf cares? teach yo man not to stare -and even then, like who cares? As long as he didn't try shit and wasn't a creep about it, it's not the braless girl's problem. jesus, prudes piss me off

@C0rvidC0rpse

2 жыл бұрын

also the fact that the form made it a thing that people have to wear bras??? that’s bull

@Kiefsti

2 жыл бұрын

If your man's eyes wander, so will his dick. So dump the loser, befriend the girl, and pick a better man.

@nzuria8135

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kiefsti That's kinda stereotypical. I'm in a relationship, me and my gf will talk about attractive people we see all the time. Wandering eyes don't mean we're gonna cheat

@Kiefsti

2 жыл бұрын

@@nzuria8135 Yes OFC "not all guys" editing this, because it looks sarcastic I think? My own comment clearly states "find yourself a better man", so....

Just a quick story! When I was teaching English in China, my personal assistant/translator took me to a fine dining establishment and ordered for me. I got this kind of cold meat that was kinda sweet and she busted up laughing. Turned out I had been tricked into donkey meat under the name of "Cold Ass Meat" lol

I love the father/daughter working for competitors. So wholesome.

@robertgreen8131

2 жыл бұрын

Hello dear How are you doing today?

@soulofflame9999

2 жыл бұрын

100th like, perfect!

I guess that story with the meat stealing roommate, that after the horse incident, the roommate said "Neigh" to stealing anyone else's meat.

@Lucky-Nick123

2 жыл бұрын

That was the worst way to have revenge

@DarthAxolotl

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lucky-Nick123 why, the roommate stole someone's food without checking what it was. I'd personally go for the ghost pepper flakes but it's the same idea.

@Lucky-Nick123

2 жыл бұрын

@@DarthAxolotl because they think that they know well the one who made it and that's the biggest mistake, always check. Still, this story was dark cause op overdid it with this

@DarthAxolotl

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lucky-Nick123 I still don't see how he overdid it. He isn't responsible for what his roommate gave his mother. He ordered horse because ge wanted to eat it

@Lucky-Nick123

2 жыл бұрын

@@DarthAxolotl do you understand that this plan was too much, allow his roommate MOTHER eat meat from an animal that she deely love. It's too much, cause not only his plan traumatized this poor mother, now this mother will be disgusted her own son and god knows if she told this event to the whole family and i hope not

"There are always casualties in war." Thanks for the laugh! :-D

R Slash, the story regarding the horse meat is one that does happen sometimes with horrible roommates that have absolutely no respect for others. I had an old roommate that would often eat my meals, even after I started labeling them. I would come home around midnight, with classes at 7, to find that my food that I planned on eating was gone.

@Jpeg.g

2 жыл бұрын

Thats when you sneek in laxatives, peppers, horse meat, slugs, ect.

@user-jm6cl6fj1l

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jpeg.g unless you wanna go nuclear, slugs are a big no no They can kill you

@Starfloofle

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jpeg.g hOL UP one of these is NOT like the others

@vintagetears2416

2 жыл бұрын

I always hate it when that happens 😅

@MrMikeT89

2 жыл бұрын

He became aware that it was in his best interest to never touch my food ever again after I said a few things to him. My other roommate said to the bad roommate, "and I'd say it was in self defense." I'm really happy to say the bad roommate never touched my food again. He reached out and wanted to make up though the pandemic put it on hold

"Is this a petty or pro revenge story" sounds like a fun video concept

@galliumgames3962

2 жыл бұрын

Seconded A) Petty Revenge B) Pro Revenge C) Nuclear Revenge D) Tree Law

@JadeyCatgirl99

2 жыл бұрын

@@galliumgames3962 The answer is Malicious Compliance

I love the horse meat story, casualties of War when it comes to food thefts. I would love to hear how the roommate's relationship is with his mother now.

@brostenen

2 жыл бұрын

Horse are great for replacing cow. Low carbon and co2 foot print, always tender, taste nearly identical to cow and extremely low in fat. Good for you and good for the climate.

@Warrior_Jedi

2 жыл бұрын

Jeremy Clarkson: "Hello horse, I shall call you Burger."

@brostenen

2 жыл бұрын

@@Warrior_Jedi True.... And when you think about it. Better for the climate.

@BersealiaDreamheart

2 жыл бұрын

Honesty, I don’t know if she’s more upset that he fed her horse meat or she now knows he’s a dirty thief.

@123Jeenie

2 жыл бұрын

@@Warrior_Jedi *Tesco

“I was 23.” To be fair OP, to a couple of 5 year olds (just making assumptions on age based on attitude) to them you were an old man.

@korthnanfortuna9675

2 жыл бұрын

Um, 23 myself and I’M DEVELOPING GREY HAIRS!!!! XD

@Adair.Stewart

2 жыл бұрын

Unlikely they were that young, given that the mum working two jobs seems to have left them home alone (yes, I know that happens in some cases regardless), but I do see your point, lol.

@Adair.Stewart

2 жыл бұрын

@@korthnanfortuna9675 , don’t feel bad, mate. My brother started balding before he graduated HS (and not because of any medical condition).

@PotterBrony82

2 жыл бұрын

@@korthnanfortuna9675 my cousin in law started going bald in his early 20’s, so…could be worse.

@idiotically-everything

2 жыл бұрын

Hah, old people ^^ *laughs in 18*

"I destroyed a relationship between mother and child because he stole my hamburger once." This sounds perfectly reasonable.

@PaveMentman

2 жыл бұрын

--- Actually, it's the thief who ruined to relationship by simply being, well, a very lowsy thief who apparently had no idea what he was stealing to begin with. So like for example, if a thief steals some pills and gives them to someone else who ends dying because of the pills, then the thief here is the killer not to original owner on the pills. ---

@SoManyRandomRamblings

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, blame the messenger rather than the person committing the deeds..... that truly makes more sense /s 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦

@TheSeNaBi

2 жыл бұрын

If you want revange at someone don't get others involved

@truthseeker9249

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheSeNaBi Oh shut up. All's fair in war.

@TheSeNaBi

2 жыл бұрын

@@truthseeker9249 War????

Op: "hahaha, you just ate horse" Me: *takes another bite* Op: "uh, did you hear me, you're eating horse" Me: *grabs hand full and shoves it into mouth* Op: "that's horse" Me: "I know, thank you"

@bigbugabuu

2 жыл бұрын

With prolonged eye contact

@svenax

2 жыл бұрын

But of course. Horse meat is very tasty.

@5AMUR-41

2 жыл бұрын

I havent watched that one yet but so far I dont see any issue with eating horse meat

@stoneomountain2390

2 жыл бұрын

@@5AMUR-41 It all depends on whether you watched horse movies as a little girl, did a bit of Equestria, and more importantly, whether you had to rub down the horse and clean stables. Basically, it's like eating dog, I would be very hungry to consider it, but the indigenous people here just love to eat them at 1 year old age.

@soulofflame9999

2 жыл бұрын

@@stoneomountain2390 ...

If it were me in the college dorms and I were extra petty, I’d wear a bra *over* my shirt. Hey, she didn’t say how to wear it!

@kristashafer93098

2 жыл бұрын

You must be an evil genius! Respect!! :)

To be fair, every pro revenge story requires some level of pettiness to get things started, and petty revenge is supposed to just be small-scale pro revenge in a way.

@brandocolate6564

2 жыл бұрын

Thats just petty revenge with extra steps.

10:45 -- You're supposed to say "Married people, single passionate hugging"! :D

@JadeyCatgirl99

2 жыл бұрын

I assumed it meant "single sex" as in gay porn. Like two married men who hooked up with each other.

Daughter: Let me go to Spain! Father: No, it's for your own good. Daughter: Switches jobs out of spite. Father: I am in Spain with a silent s.

The father/daughter story is r/wholesomerevenge. Makes a person proud and teary.

Along with the first story, my old roommate broke up with her fiance and asked him to move out. He wouldn't (I already didn't like him myself). So I started going out into the garage and flipping the breaker to his room when he was in the middle of playing online. Or I'd reset the router. She eventually had to have the courts tell him to get out but it was kind of fun messing with him.

About the bra story, in my opinion I think the option you offered as a revenge was the best rSlash. All in all, all of the stories were very very good and entertaining. Thanks for the chuckles and have a good day.

@MilkLikeSubstance

2 жыл бұрын

IMO, that solution would be better suited for Malicious Compliance, not Petty Revenge.

@jo-annbastings

2 жыл бұрын

@@MilkLikeSubstance yep, it would be a good idea.

@ruthdeckman9781

2 жыл бұрын

@@jo-annbastings that's actually where I thought it would go.

@frith.calluna

2 жыл бұрын

That or to just wear a non-padded bra. She just told OP to wear one, not what kind it had to be. Or if you want to take it a step further, combine both options for extra petty points :D

I was going to post about my own little revenge camping story until I heard that "Adult Sounds" response, and I have nothing on that. That is just beautiful!

Morning coffee gives me anxiety but morning r/slash makes my day brighter 🥰

@sander9951

2 жыл бұрын

Then dont drink morning coffee??

@spicygnomesoup

2 жыл бұрын

Why do we do this to ourselves? Coffee gives me a stomach ache yet, like clockwork, I'm drinking it as I'm logging into work.

First story is absolutely beautiful. It's like instant karma except instead of the universe doing it to the recipient, it's a real person doing it. The eighth story gives me flashbacks to the horsemeat scandal in the UK that happened about...10 years ago?

Want to try some meat from OP's fridge? Yay or NEIGH? 🐴

@Adair.Stewart

2 жыл бұрын

I’m down. Gimme directions, and I will gallop over there for a graze.

My Uncle just passed away 9am today...and my Aunt, his younger sister, passed away 27th of Novemver....so...this was a nice distraction. Thanks for posting

ah yes, the thin line on the petty revenge and pro revenge, I say "BURN THEIR WORLD FOR YOUR JUSTIFIED SATISFACTION!!"

I love how I was at the Dabacab bus before and years later discovering that r/slash and dabacab is the same person. That nostalgia to his voice XD

The horse one is wild I’ve eaten horse willingly many times 😂 it tastes like a mix of beef and venison.

@wocko1

2 жыл бұрын

Can say the same too. Horse meat actually goes well with hamburgers. It is lean, but actually tasty. Horse meat seems to be more popular in European countries, like Italy and Germany.

@9elypses

2 жыл бұрын

I actually really like alligator lol its a funny texture but its not bad 😅

@SilverFang2789

2 жыл бұрын

🤢🤢🤢

@brostenen

2 жыл бұрын

And better for the environment. Low fatt too. Always tender, and in no way like old worn out cow. The only issue that I have had, was when I used it for lasagne. You know. The one with red wine, garlic and all that. Horse will taste awefull. But if you use minced horse in burgers. That stuff is great.

@brostenen

2 жыл бұрын

@@SilverFang2789 Whats wrong?

For the bra one, I would have put a bra on over my shirt. I have also absolutly walked around in just a binder at home because I was asked to "cover up" (not walking in thin teeshirts without a bra, have pants instead of shorts, in moe than a bra etc.) so my brother didn't fell awkward

@lilmisskristy5467

2 жыл бұрын

I find it stupid, parents ask that. If the girl doesn't wear a bra and a male family member is awkward it's not the girls fault it's that male family member.

@depressedsushiroll1804

2 жыл бұрын

@@lilmisskristy5467 right? I just rolled with it since she's divorced and CPS is weird about that stuff, at least in Ohio. Not ashamed to admit that I have taken advantage of it just being me and my wife since moving but walking around naked

OP's dad is great, he just laughed off OP become a competitor and was just happy with her success

I just want to feel sorry for the mother, but the as the guy in the story before it says: there are always casualties in war.

That horse story is just like those stories of someone stealing food, and then blaming OP when it has an allergen, except no one was at risk of injury.

"OP you traumatized that poor woman just to get back at her son!" Dude I just watch a show where an elk decimated two worlds over a girl, it's a dog easy dog world.

I'm so glad you never got that beta key! Otherwise, we wouldn't be able to hear your dulcet tones daily. You are awesome!

OP YOU TRAMUAIZED THIS MOM BY FEEDING HER HORSE MEAT, great work this why you're the best

Mom: "What do you want for your birthday?" Daughter: "Pony!" Mom: 🔪🐎

I would like to thank Blizzard Entertainment for not giving RSlash that beta key ^.^

The woman who had horse meat must have had a.... long face after

@zekromtrainer1222

2 жыл бұрын

Or perhaps a nightmare

@JadeyCatgirl99

2 жыл бұрын

Hayyyy!

While I love horses, I still eat horse meat. It's my way of acknowledging that this random horse lived and I know won't go to waste.

As a person who eats horse on occasion... No it does not taste like steak (;;;・_・) it's texture either tougher or softer depending on how it was raised... Never in between or it's not good... Hope that mother doesn't read this

Oh my god your story about blizzard not giving you a beta key is hysterical 🤣 Kind of a good thing they didn't tho. Now we have this

adding onto 12:27 my favorite stories are when it's r/pettyrevenge, but it's definitely 100% nuclear revenge and the only petty thing about it is the reason behind the revenge. "she stole candy from my work desk, so i made her lose her job, husband, custody of her kids, and made sure she could never work a legitimate job in the same field ever again, resulting in her suicide."

When I saw the title I immediately though of that Nuclear Revenge story RSlash posted some time ago, where the protagonist was nicknamed "Horse".

@shinymainespoon

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes. Horse. Chaos incarnate born into a teenage body

@deadmonsterhead4507

2 жыл бұрын

Can I get a link to it

@ARandomSpace

2 жыл бұрын

@@deadmonsterhead4507 I didn't memorize the link, only the video. All I know is that it's from RSlash and it's in Nuclear Revenge.

@deadmonsterhead4507

2 жыл бұрын

@@ARandomSpace k thank you

@shinymainespoon

2 жыл бұрын

@@deadmonsterhead4507 Right here kzread.info/dash/bejne/nK2kpNWLcbmokpM.html

That last story hit me in the feels

Me: listens to the horse story Also me: I love it!

"Anger can be a great motivator." "Your hate has made you powerful."

The horse meat scenario would be nuclear revenge on me. I've worked with horses most of my life, and a lot of horses I've sold for therapy horses I bought for meat price at auction and retrained. I'd rather be fed human flesh than dog or horse meat.

Well at least now there are other reasons to be mad at Blizzard lol. There are alot of details coming out (still) but it started with the California Lawsuit.

"Is this horse meat?" "Neigh.'

I'm glad you kept going because you have great content, I watch everyday and the voices are the best.

Ok, in all fairness…horse meat is actually pretty good. I was able to try some while visiting Iceland and it was probably one of the best pieces of red meat I have ever had.

@RatTailSoup4

2 жыл бұрын

yo dude that meat sounds good-

@jimbeam5035

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve never met a horse. Seems like a good time though, going to a horse meet….

@remylarrivee2047

2 жыл бұрын

I was going to say the same thing...horse meat is actually really good!

@lucianomialu9079

2 жыл бұрын

that is your singular opinion.

@noahluppe

2 жыл бұрын

it's pretty good. only thing bad about horse meat is when it's uncontrolled production with antibiotics sold as beef...

Wow the horse meat story is straight gold!!! Lol cold blooded

10:45 has me WHEEZING

How's that saying go? "I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse"

Horse mom really should have learned how to raise her son better, if she didn't raise a thief he wouldn't have fed her horse meat.

Been here since 500,000 subscribers. Great to have a video every day even if it's not my favorite section

Push the Lil Daisies is the best song for pissing someone off at full volume. Chef's kiss.

With the horse story, I couldn't help but think of Cartman giving Scott Tenorman his special chili- "Lemme taste those tears!! Mmm! So yummy!!"

I love how Ween was used as revenge I fucking love ween.

4:45 If she'd done that, it wouldn't have been petty revenge, it would have been malicious compliance.

1:50 if you're listening to Lords of Acid, I can only assume you either had a wild past, or your having a wild present 🤭

I can feel your anger. It makes you stronger, gives you focus. Give into the dark side.

I had a man in his sixties literally get in my face and scream at me for not thanking him for shopping at our store. It was crazy busy, I had a line 10 people deep, and I was rushing to get people out of the store because people were getting upset. So I stopped, bowed my head to him and over exaggerated thanking him for gracing our store. He was so embarrassed he didn't even tell my supervisor, he just left.

Alternate POV to story 1..... There's a couple latch key kids upstairs that aren't supervised while their single parent is at work. I spent 15 minutes a few nights a week giving them tips from my trade and now, in my old age, those kids visit me more than my children do in my nursing home.

I was literally sat waiting for this for 6 minutes, youre so reliable and I'm living for it 😭❤

@godlegend-jz8kv

2 жыл бұрын

EARLY PPL

Plot twist: they never gave you a product key because they knew you would stop making videos if they did

Father and daughter one Wholesome petty revenge

That one about the parking spot dispute…those neighbors were stupid on more than just one level. First, the entitlement. Second, evidence of their threat. Third…taking the tire valve caps…on just two tires? Yeah, I get that sucks and can cause issues, but what kind of wussy damage is that? What, did they intend to come back and finish the “job”? If you insist on doing that and don’t want to do something as obvious as slashing tires, then take the caps, punch the stoppers, and cap them back as quickly as possible. It presents as a slow leak and isn’t obvious unless a tire tech knows what to look for, lol. Oh, yeah, where was I? Those people were stupid muppets.

@Starfloofle

2 жыл бұрын

this comment has chaotic energy

I remember you talked about the Overwatch beta key thing a few years ago too lol. But now look where you are!

Thank goodness, for RSlash! ❤🧡💛💚💙💜

As quoted by Kratos: "Anger can be a weapon, if you control it, use it."

“Night noises” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oh just realised I had started watching the video at the 1 minute mark!!!! Awesome!!!

1:40 I had a neighbour like that! Except their song was Hips Don’t Lie. 🥴

OP didn't traumatize the room mates mother ..... room mate did it himself via his penchant for theft.

Just like the star of rslash’s KZread career everything in this world runs on the power of anger

I do feel bad about that mother eating horse meat because my mom loves horses and it would wreck her.

Man, you know that dude listening to Stan on repeat was really going thru it. Back in the day, at a certain part of the night, if my buddy was listening to Eminem or Staind, you knew he was wayyyy down in the dumps about a girl who left him years before that

I feel like i'm usually a pretty cynical person, but for some reason I automatically believe these.

There are always casualties in war for the horse meat story as quoted by the prior story

The most powerful human emotion: Pure Spite

Best way to start the day

Dude I'm pretty sure you're a sith lord if anger is/was your main motivation

This will bring me down after a shitty day in school with my class

proving your 'enemies' wrong is the best motivation 😂 I have a street hog neighbor right now. Right across the street and my lot is long so plenty of parking space. If a gathering is expected, everyone in the house parks out front early in the morning so the guests can use our garage. Overall, it was mainly inconvenient and we would have let it slide.... but they decided to get on other peoples faces and harass a few guest about any unidentified car parked in front of their house. You can pay for 'private parking'. Basically the right to have the street in front of your house be designated for you to use as parking or those you allow. You are allowed to call a tow truck to take any undesired cars away at any time of the day. Such cases are noticeable because the curb is painted yellow, the space for the car is also outlined (corners) yellow on the ground, and a no parking sign with the municipal stamp is set up (all done by the municipality). It is illegal to do it yourself or block the space..... they painted the curb yellow, put up a cheap sign and placed cones. So far we haven't reported them, but we decided we would (and pay to have our full front be private parking) if they cause problems again. Lucky for them they settle a bit and it hasn't been necessary.

Bruh, I wouldn’t wish wet socks on anyone. That’s the worst torture method ever! It’s so bad that the US doesn’t even use it on guantanamo bay!

OP with the sales position pulled a Michael Scott Paper Company

I may be mistaken, but I thought Blockbuster was very anti renting adult movies. At the very least, no Blockbuster I’ve ever been to has had them.

@JadeyCatgirl99

2 жыл бұрын

I think some locations had a designated back room for it.

Well do you remember in South Park where Cartman ended up tricking that kid and eating chili made out of his own parents? If I remember right he even walked over to the kid and licked the tears off of his face because they tasted "Oh so satisfying" in his words

Rslashs story always makes me laugh haha

Bro fed hid roommates mom horse because her son is a food theif. That's some real psychopath energy right there.

Gotta love 8am on the dot.

Horse is a very normal part of the diet in certain cultures, such as in Mongolia or Kazakhstan.

@MathieuDuval

Ай бұрын

It's a okay meat in Canada, depending of where you are.

Horse meat boy went full Godfather on that roommate.

spite is a very overlooked motivator

Don’t mess with the people who know your adult movie preferences.

I have a similar camping story. My husband and had set up camp during day light. We chose a spot that specifically does not allow generators after hours and has a quiet time of 10pm-6am. This camp area was crowded. There were two other groups very close to us (I’d say they were about 10-15 feet away): a couple and the other group had adults and several children. No big deal. They weren't any noisier than we were - talking, setting up their site and general chatter. A third group pulled up around 8pm. They had to be over 100 feet from us on the other side of the ATV road. But they immediately started shouting, laughing - very drunk. Annoying, but not against the rules. Sadly this continued well past 10pm. They were farther from us than the two other groups and they were talking so loud I learned their names! By 11pm I'd had it. I called security and notified them of the offending group. I made sure to look and see who it was, so as not to accuse someone not involved. I waited and saw security pull up in an ATV then head off. They were quiet for about 5 minutes and the shouting/ shrill laughter started again. I walked over, asking them to keep it down and pointed out they were in the quiet area. One drunken woman told me to chill out... I pointed out ‘ Ya’ll are so loud I KNOW your names!’ I listed at least 5 names and a few in the group seemed surprised. The drunk girl was a lost cause and kept making snarky remarks as I left. I called Security again. I heard an ATV drive by a little bit later, but wasn’t sure if it was Security or not. I was trying to sleep. The group was quieter, but not entirely. i still hear that stupid laugh from one of the women in the group. A while later I heard male voices arguing ending with “…I don’t give a damn. Shut the Fuck up!’ And suddenly the group was quiet. Not sure if it was one of their own, or another camper - But we finally got to sleep. At dawn, my husband and I were up. We made SO MUCH NOISE leaving - slamming our car doors and talking loudly. The offending noise makers were clearly hung over - I hope I gave them a head ache.

I can relate to the guy in the 1st story. I’m 25 and I’ve been called a boomer and told that I’m an old lady by a teenager for literally no reason lol