Ayo that Age gap story- Daddy raised a fucking menace and can't find his medicine

@charlesmaxey9342

3 күн бұрын

Honestly, that's none of her business in who her dad dates. She can not like it all she wants, that's her perogative but she an a-hole and DEFINITELY petty.

@bryn1063

2 күн бұрын

That story was so satisfying. Kinda sad it was short 🤣

@arthurramirez5665

2 күн бұрын

Absolutely nothing wrong with a consenting adult dating another consenting adult.

@lilywilliams2907

2 күн бұрын

@@bryn1063I want to know the conversation after, like, what did the dad say?

@Melvin_Master_of_Rainbows

2 күн бұрын

@@lilywilliams2907 Me, too! I hope there will be an update.

Heh. I heard of one guy who joked that he would trade in his 40-year old wife for two 20-year olds and she just frowned slightly and, with pity in her eyes, said “you wouldn’t know what to do with two 20’s” Ego = wrecked

@bigjalapeno7061

2 күн бұрын

Epic

4th story with dumb boss: He had a golden goose he could’ve just sat on and let do their thing, but he decided to try to get it to lay more and it flew the coop.

@danielbrant6740

3 күн бұрын

At least this proverbial golden goose flew the coop, unlike what normally happens to them in those type of fables.

@josefineandersen2165

3 күн бұрын

New bosses shall always show their power by changeing things.

@pentagrin4157

3 күн бұрын

Lmao my last job lost me because they wouldn't do shit about workplace harassment + denying me my full workers' rights and accommodations (I have autism ) we were already severely understaffed (housekeepers in a care facility) and the pay was ABYSMAL for full time work. $600 a month is NOT enough for rent, let alone bills or food. (Luckily I live with family so it wasn't an issue) I was one of maybe two housekeepers out of our whole thing that actually CLEANED-cleaned (Given I was 19 my back and knees didn't hate me then) and the other one who did a great job with cleaning quit (don't remember what for) and the workplace harassment and denial of the other stuff got to me after around a year. My breaking point was when my boss *forbade* me from attending a work-related event that'd have taken place *during my lunch break.* Aka when I was clocked out, still IN the building and it was an event employees of all sorts (housekeepers, physical therapists, ect) were allowed to join in on. So I wrote out my two weeks notice and attended the event anyhow

@mariposa9506

3 күн бұрын

That scheduling sounds irresponsible.

I had someone cut in line in front of me, ignoring my personal space. So I just started sneezing on him, blaming allergies. He didn't stay in line very long.

@Lovesausage269

3 күн бұрын

lol my grandma farted on a Karen that did this behind her

The dog story: I would call the fire department on non-emergency line after first two hours, and explain the situation. I'm pretty sure they would find a good reason to put the fire out and leave the neighbor with a fine. I'm also pretty sure they did that on purpose because they didn't like OP and the dog. 5/5 buttholes for them...

@alsanova

3 күн бұрын

I was thinking the same!

@Sorchia56

3 күн бұрын

Absolutely! Our fire brigade would be there in moments to not only extinguish the fire but fine them. Our Garda and Fire Brigade LOVE dogs and wee ones, they despise people like that nasty neighbour! I’m so happy we’ve no neighbours within 8km of us. I’d lose my mind from all the stories I’ve heard or be in a cell!

@urgon6321

3 күн бұрын

I'm pretty sure that any person that risks their life to save others would empathize and act accordingly in such a situation.

“When you’re in the front of the line, you can’t see the people behind you” Somehow this feels like a life insight. 😂Thanks rSlash.

@kalifogg6610

2 күн бұрын

Before getting in line for the bus ride home from school I always looked for kids who I knew were on my bus and saw what line they were in before getting in it; never led me wrong.

The story of the daughter finding a fake old boyfriend is the same plot of an Italian Christmas movie called "Christmas in love" featuring *Danny DeVito

@samhainnc9416

3 күн бұрын

Im sure thats where they got the idea to make up the story.

@shitneyb5562

3 күн бұрын

Ew 😂

@bigjalapeno7061

2 күн бұрын

Lol

@yukikitsune7366

2 күн бұрын

Was De Vito the creepy dad or the old fake boyfriend?

@wickiwo1098

2 күн бұрын

...or maybe Danny DeVito...

Story 6: That's really sad, OP wanted to do something special for his dog, only to be ruined by the neighbors who prolonged the burning on purpose just to be AHs. Very petty revenge though, I hope the neighbors lives with the fact that they denied a dying dog of his special day.

@lanychabot-laroche135

3 күн бұрын

I'm fairly sure they see it as a win. Cruelty is the point.

@Josh_the_jester

3 күн бұрын

I'm pretty sure there's also an ordinance that states you can't leave a fire unsupervised on your property either because how can you control the fire if you can't see it? With that aside, it's painstakingly clear they did it out of spite. They saw a kid and his dog out and thought, "imma smoke em out." Some people are just energetic to accountability

@ReiL-r5f

3 күн бұрын

The levels of climate temperature continue rising because of hell’s flame in addition to the sun’s heat in the decisive grand Quran.. “Perhaps the questioners would like to say: “O Nasser Mohammad Al-Yemeni, you argued with us, so you increased the arguing to us, and you warn against the striking stones of fire from the planet Saqar, and before that the disaster of the universal and corona war of Allah according to your claim - O man! You made us have a headache from Allah’s universal and corona war disaster, also the overtaking sign of the sun and the warner moon to the humans which passed and ended for a while; as a warning to the humans - according to your claim - before the night precedes the day because of the passage of the planet Saqar, so we have memorized your warnings of various levels with photographic memorization”. Then the khalifa of Allah over the worlds; the Imam Mahdi Nasser Mohammad Al-Yemeni replies to you and I say: O Allah, yes, I cracked your heads with truth; It is true that I do not speak about Allah except the truth, but the verses and the warning of chastisement before the grand chastisement do not avail a people who do not believe in Allah the Great, for they are atheists denying Allah! So if He chastised you with Allah’s soldiers of the severe Covid war disaster (as consecutive signs), your doctors said: “Natural variable-strains of Corona.” So if He chastised you with disasters of Allah’s universal climatic war; the meteorologists said: “That is due to climate changes because of global warming due to the carbon dioxide so it would cause natural disasters.” In fact Allah has sealed the hearts of the criminals among you who turn away intentionally - they will not believe, and they disbelieve in Allah while they know that Allah is the Truth but they hate the truth. Didn’t Covid stop the wheel of life for the whole world in the year twenty twenty, so your entire factories and the carbon oil companies stopped a hundred percent in the year (2020 AD) and the year (Twenty-one), also in separate form in the year (Twenty-two)? And the question that comes up to every sane human being: Have you found the climate disasters in summer of 2020, or in the summer which followed; year 2021 AD that the climate disasters reduced in them? But you found the heat temperature to continue rising in the summer of 2020, summer of 2021, and summer of 2022, also summer of 2023! Are the people of the world cattle as cows that do not think, or are they humans? How can they continue to believe in the global warming theory, surely the entire climate scientists / meteorologists know that Covid 19 destroyed this theory because people of the whole world lock down in the year 2020 until the carbon dioxide is gone from the sky of the planet earth a hundred percent?! And with the acknowledgement of NASA the American Agency and the acknowledgement of the entire climate scientists at the time, they claimed that Covid / Corona solved the climate problem and said: “Maybe a harmful thing is beneficial.” So they firmly believed that the summer heat of (twenty-twenty) is moderate after winter and spring, so they are surprised that the summer temperature continues to rise more severely in the four Corona years (twenty, twenty-one, twenty-two, and the current twenty-three) and they did not find that the climate temperature eased; in fact it continues to rise in every summer, due to the fact the carbon has relationship with the environment and has no relationship with the climate changes by science, logic and the true astrophysics in the Book, and the rain filters the air from dust and from carbon dioxide, don’t you understand?! Indeed, you are still suffering from the awful consequences of Corona, with sudden death. So no matter how you hide, the death of famous celebrities and the absence of many elites from screens will expose you. Anyway, the major chastisement has shaded you; summer of planet Saqar that is coming from the southern half of planet earth so it would sweep through the northern half of planet earth starting from the remote southeast of earth to the remote southwest of earth, and continuing to advance heading north, northeast of the planet and northwest of the planet until it rides a level above level in the dome of the middle sky at an angle of one hundred and eighty degrees. Then a great global and planetary celestial eclipse occurs. That is the chastisement of a destructive day. How often I warned and cautioned, and said: O Muslims, O Muslims, the planet of chastisement has arrived, the planet of chastisement has arrived. Throughout the years, I have been warning and cautioning the chastisement of the approaching Saqar planet of chastisement, but the Arabs and non-Arabs refused but to disbelieve. So listen and have in mind what we will inform you with the Truth: If you see that you can repel the planet Saqar, it is about to obscure the heavenly dome and obliterate from you seeing the entire luminous stars of the sky, including the sun, obscuring it from you, just as it will obliterate from you seeing the entire stars. In fact, it will pass through the celestial dome of the planet earth at the rock bottom (lowest) point, which is the nearest point in its orbit from planet earth, at an angle of one hundred and eighty degrees of Saqar; That is the closest point of passage for the planet Saqar. So often I swore to you for nineteen years ago that I do not sing to you in poetry nor exaggerate unjustly in prose that the planet Saqar will pass in the horizons of the sky of the earth of the humans, obscuring the four directions (south, east, west and north) so where is the escape, O you the atheists denying Allah, the One, the Subduer?! So how often I tried to save you by (calling you to) worship Allah, He Alone, no partner for Him, and to disbelieve in your intercessors between Allah’s hands with which Allah did not send down authority for it in the decisive grand Quran, so follow me and do not follow the human satans who hinder the ratification in the true explanatory-statement of the Quran, so pray to your Lord, Him Alone, no partner for Him, so it will be cool and peace upon you on the day of its passage, its flames will befall you if you are not of the praying-worshipers while you are still in the world’s life, so it would hurl sparks as castle at those who turn away, but that is an analogy; in a sense: It sends its sparks in a vertical line (each of you at an angle of one hundred and eighty degrees) to the fact that every inch of the earth is in the range of planet Saqar, and at an angle of one hundred and eighty degrees, its rain descends downward; That is the evil molten rain, then it get into striking stones when its rain enters the earth’s atmosphere; which means that the rain of molten stones solidifies when it enters the atmosphere and turns into balls of the oxide yellow brass, verily, evil is the rain (from clay of brass mixed with another metal) melts and then solidifies into striking pieces when it enters the earth’s atmosphere to be fashioned to withstand against the friction with the atmosphere, so that its rain would be red fireballs that hunt the disbelievers as a sniper with utmost precision, except who asked Allah by the fact of there is no God except He (Allah), and by the fact of His mercy which He ordained upon HimSelf, and by the fact of the greatness of the goodly-pleasure of HimSelf, forgive him/her and to remove from him/her His chastisement by His mercy in order to follow Allah’s caller and His khalifa over the whole world; the Imam Mahdi Nasser Mohammad Al-Yemeni. Ask Allah for steadfastness as you will fail the promise of Allah despite of your noses (unwillingly) If you did not know that Allah comes between a man and his heart, but after what, that you believe in Allah’s true caller? Is it after the heads of young youths turned gray?! The fact that those who postponed their belief in Allah, He Alone, so they do not call upon Allah, He Alone, no partner for Him, until they see the chastisement, they are a people who do not understand; in fact the cattle are more guided in path than them, so this is the reality of those who delay following the caller to the Truth from their Lord until they see the painful chastisement; Allah knows best what they are discrete in hiding of that it is the truth from their Lord to the fact that they did not use their minds before the painful chastisement befall them.” Imam Mahdi Nasser Mohammad Al-Yemeni 08 - Muharram - 1445 AH | July - 26 - 2023 AD mahdialumma com

@zachary6425

3 күн бұрын

I hope op makes the rest of their lives a living hell for this.

@lancerevell5979

3 күн бұрын

Those d-bags don't care. I had neighbors burning trash in their yard, while my late Mom was suffering from COPD, was having trouble breathing clearly. They didn't care. AHs are AHs everywhere. 😡

Backyard: With the campfire logs, they definitely felt offended with OP asking them to postpone for a bit and thought this was their own petty revenge. Like, not only building a fire that was blowing smoke into OP's place, but also breaking fire safety laws. Hope that fire was worth it because they'll never have that fire ever again (unless they want to throw away money in the form of fines, then go ahead)

@lanychabot-laroche135

3 күн бұрын

It was the same "You can't tell me what to do, this is a free country" energy that we've seen so much in the last years.

@gecko2.617

3 күн бұрын

I would have been more petty than OP... I would feel threatened by a fire that close and call the firedepartment...

@wolcek

2 күн бұрын

Offended... Such a fragile egos.

Last story: the part where he says he wouldn’t trust a 3rd world doctor with a scrape on his knees makes me laugh because I live in a 3rd world country and people literally fly here to get heart surgery

@gecko2.617

3 күн бұрын

don't forget that China is considered a 3rd world country and gets development funding from Europe... 😂😂

@lilithlux8127

3 күн бұрын

People forget third world doesn't mean poor and stupid.

@j.j.juggernaut9709

2 күн бұрын

Same here. Our doctors are some of the best in the whole world. Yes we do fall back on other stuff but medical industry is not one of them

@clarky23

2 күн бұрын

agreed. I'm an American now living in the Philippines with severe eye issues (fighting blindness) and an amputee. I get just as good if not better care here than in the States with lower costs. One example: an eye injection I have to get every year or so to help preent malecular degeneration costs me about $3300 AFTER Medicare pays its share, while in the Philippines, the same injection (done the EXACT SAME WAY AND SAFETY PRECAUTIONS) costs me $270 out of pocket TOTAL (NO insurance whatsoever). Same drug. And that's just one example. Never plan on returning to the States.

@JamesDavy2009

2 күн бұрын

@@lilithlux8127 It means a country that was neither in the Axis faction (second world) nor the Allies faction (first world) in WWII.

As an Aussie story 2 made me proud 😂 those birds are noisy as hell too

@JamesDavy2009

2 күн бұрын

Anyone who hears the squawk of a sulphur crested cockatoo will know what we mean.

S2: I find the pettiness delightfully fun. But I feel so infuriated at the mother because she’s staying with a cruel, perverted good-for-nothing trash and the poor four year old girl is getting so much abuse from him. Coming from someone who is still getting over years and years of verbal, mental, and emotional abuse from a sadistic and very immature ex sperm donor, that girl will be the same if her mother doesn’t stand up and leave. And don’t give me “she’s scared of him”, or “she might not have anywhere to go”. Her child should always come first, and there’s shelters for her to stay.

@stevenandcarminabeedle9089

3 күн бұрын

Except that if he’s threatening her in such a way she may feel like she is putting her child first. There’s not nearly enough information to go off of. I’m so sorry for whatever happened to you and that maybe your mother couldn’t leave as soon as she might’ve wanted, but every single situation is so different all we can do is support her and hope he is well on his way to being her ex by now.

@Ikajo

3 күн бұрын

Never blame the victim, it won't do anything. People can feel trapped for a number of reasons.

@poohbear4515

3 күн бұрын

@@stevenandcarminabeedle9089 Thank you, it truly means a lot. And i do understand what you mea. It did take her till i was around 13-15 when she finally was able to divorce him, but the damage had already been done, plus the court(even with all the evidence of his horrible abuse towards us)hated kids so we were still forced to see him over the weekends until we were old enough to make our decisions. She is a great mother, just took her too long to see how bad our lives were with “him”. I just feel so angry, and also sad that mothers and fathers too that deal with that kind of abuse and kids are involved. Ive read stories that kids in those kinds of homes and their mothers/fathers continued to stay in a very toxic relationship so they had to resort to either run away, or fight through it till their able to move out. Some dont ever talk to their parents cause they believe they failed them, which is why i never talked to the trash who ruined my childhood. I do hope she does leave him and that poor girl wont be too damaged.

The McDonalds line story...I like that the person called them social influenzas...LOL That's the most accurate description of influencers I've ever seen.

All of the petty in these stories are just too good.😂😂😂😂 Also, commenter trip story: I went to Italy once and had a (possibly oblivious) obnoxious person in my tour group. She would always talk over the trout guide at points, either jumped in or pushed other aside while taking pictures, always loudly complained about stuff, etc. It took so much restraint to not cuss her out because she almost knocked me down when I had a really good shot lined up. No apology. Just took her picture and kept going. Sadly no petty revenge….unless you count drunkenly spilling good champagne on her (hey I was 4 bottles in…the whole group was)

@bigjalapeno7061

2 күн бұрын

Well that's dumb. Sure you spilled on her but it's sad that it was good stuff

@sayadiva123

2 күн бұрын

@@bigjalapeno7061 got another bottle in no time. Good stuff kept flowin

Geez, that story about the doggo really got to me. They just wanted to give her one last day outside!! I hope she had a good last day regardless of all that. 😭

How heartless do you need to be to be the only reason a dying, beloved family dog doesn't get at least 1 hour backyard time before getting put down? They got off easy 😮‍💨

@teslagod7221

2 күн бұрын

This is called "petty revenge", not "nuclear revenge". Thus, it is just as minor as possible but still inflicted some damage. And as for the case you're whining about, the neighbors got fined and most likely would never be able to use their fire pit...

@SomethingOrOther506

2 күн бұрын

@@ajjamsen694 57 Likes, In 15 Hours? Bro Fell Off

@ajjamsen694

Күн бұрын

@@SomethingOrOther506 wow...are you *THAT* butthurt you get no attention? 🤣 I mean, I get why. The only reason I'm giving you any is cause someone has to tell you how pathetic you are cause I doubt your mommy will tell you the truth.

@ajjamsen694

Күн бұрын

@teslagod7221 boo hoo? They could have given OP an hour. Why did they have to burn all that shit right at that moment? Now they can't use it at all. Sucks to suck

@teslagod7221

Күн бұрын

@@ajjamsen694 bitter that the neighbors got punished because they are heartless monsters? Or you feeling ghosted? 🤔

I love listening to r/slash in the morning going to work and when I get ready for class in the morning during the school year.

@bigjalapeno7061

2 күн бұрын

Yea when I was still in school I'd listen to him during breaks. His videos would could out right at the right time

Story 8: queue jumping Almost eight years ago I was waiting in line at the corner store/gas station by my house. All of us who are regulars will line up down the candy aisle to wait for the next open register (there were three at the time), with the first person standing slightly out. This left plenty of room for folks entering to go to the coffee and sodas. On this, VERY, hot Sunday afternoon in July I was standing, first in line with my husband. I had a soda in my hand and my husband was holding his own drink and several snacks as we knew the next several hours were bound to be long. Well, the person checking out finishes and this guy, early twenties, just steps up and goes to the counter. Mind you, the queue is six people deep. I say, "Excuse me, there is a line." He turns around smirking, because what am I going to do about it, right? Except he instead sees a 42 week pregnant woman. (The long hours were because I was going to the hospital to be induced.) He just sort of withered as the clerk just looked at him with contempt (the clerk had been there most mornings I went in to grab breakfast on my way to work) and he was getting no sympathy from anyone else. He just slunk to the back of the line. It wasn't glorious or impressive. But it is a fun memory from a very long 96 hours. (96 from induction to release from hospital.)

I love how r/Slash said "gallah" like 'gala'. As an Aussie, I pronounce it like guh-laah but I wouldn't be surpried if I'm pronouncing it wrong lmao

@JamesDavy2009

2 күн бұрын

No, it's correct. Rslash is one of the many clueless Yanks that think they know better.

The old Joe story is a work of art lol

@80sGamerLady

3 күн бұрын

It really is. I wish I was a fly on that table when it went down 😂

@Josh_the_jester

3 күн бұрын

Modern art

@tridek1949

3 күн бұрын

A work of fiction, you mean. Still hilarious though.

@adamb89

3 күн бұрын

Even if that story were true, they all deserve each other lol. What bunch of clods.

@alexanderhenby1362

3 күн бұрын

I don't know. I know enough people with dads that date super young gold diggers when they divorce and I work with enough older men with daughters who would 100 percent agree to be "Old Joe" I know a senator who pulled the opposite, his daughter was with a guy 20 years older than him and he thought it was super gross, so he took a young LA to a party. Really pretty girl, blonde, College Republicans type. Daughter dumped the guy soon after the party.

I had to do a double take on RSlash's pronunciation of Spokane. That caught me off guard.

as a washingtonian i had an aneurysm when he mispronounced spokane

@davidscott1340

3 күн бұрын

I live in North Idaho and also freaked out over it.

@SparDanger

2 күн бұрын

Same here!

@JamesDavy2009

2 күн бұрын

Welcome to my world-my country has a lot of towns with weird pronunciations and mispronouncing them would get you outed as a crazy tourist at best and a target of piss taking at worst. Then there are the pomegranates that dumped their convicts there, they have it worse. What is the percentage of non-Brits who can correctly pronounce names like Gloucestershire?

*2nd-Last Story:* Reading the text to the story, OP typing "social influenza" was one of those typos that work out just as well, if not better, than what was intended. 😆

@hannathehumblebard101

3 күн бұрын

Right? That's what I'm calling them from now on.

@JamesDavy2009

2 күн бұрын

Some mistakes make the world better.

Wait, am I stupid? Why does she even need to build a fence to screw the firepit neighbor? From the description, both homes were within the 50 foot zone where if she contacted the city, they wouldn't be allowed to have their firepit...

@Davtwan

3 күн бұрын

I think it’s more you can’t use one rather than not being able to have one. You can store one in your backyard (there are movable fire pits), you just can’t use it.

Story one... "Throw the birdseed on his gym equipment"! Bwahahaha! Gave me a good laugh. 😅 Tour group story.... When visiting several foreign liberty ports while in the US Navy, I saw many entitled American Tourists, made me rather embarassed. They act like our US Constitution/BOR gives them the right to be AHs in foreign countries. 😡

@JamesDavy2009

2 күн бұрын

😒 Every Yank worth their salt should know that their Constitution (especially 1A) doesn't apply in foreign lands.

As a PNW native the way Spokane was said was like nails on chalkboard lmao

Lol, your pronunciation of "Spokane" is amusing. Probably the quickest way to respond to the phrase "Tell me you've never been to Washington state without telling me you've never been to Washington state".

@sentientcardboarddumpster7900

3 күн бұрын

No one cares about properly pronouncing Spokane dude 😂😂😂

@Lady_LaLa

3 күн бұрын

To be fair, a lot of our city names are like that lol

@advancea8scond

3 күн бұрын

⁠@@sentientcardboarddumpster7900it’s funny, not important. have a chuckle sometimes my guy goddang.

@hero-bo7qc

2 күн бұрын

​@@sentientcardboarddumpster7900people are just having a laugh, chill out

@sentientcardboarddumpster7900

2 күн бұрын

@@hero-bo7qc I'm chill as fuck my dudes

As a person from Spokane. It is pronounced: spo-Can

The last story: "We've seen you at the front of the line, we thought you have already boarded."

@bigjalapeno7061

2 күн бұрын

Yea

Story 2: as an Australian (Indigenous) let me help ya out. Lol OP misspelt *Galah - say it like Gar-la. The 'Gar' is like 'Car'. The H is silent. ALSO! Galah can be used as a slang word to call someone silly. Galahs are the redish-pink/gray, 'shy' ones. Cockatoos are the white, loud, angry ones.

Laughing in Australian over the cockatoos and galahs having a feast and pooping on the cars. I agree, throw it on the equipment.

Sorry but for that last one, I would have stated that it wasn't my job to keep track of you. 🤣🤣 "Why didn't you come find me?!?" Because you are not my problem nor my job. smh THE AUDACITY!!

im sorry but that dog payback was the saddest pushover story of the year, they definitely did not care.

The story about the two twenties reminded me of a friend whose wife was turning forty. He told her that when she turned 40 he was going to turn her in for two twenties, she replied that he wasn't wired for 220.

I really feel that dog story. Years ago I had to put down my childhood dog, and the person doing the procedure was kind enough to do a house call. We wanted to have our dog enjoy the backyard as she fell asleep because she loved being out there. Unfortunately my Karen neighbor threw a fit. I was living in a duplex at the time, and the backyard was shared space. She startes going off about how she didn't want her two boys to 'witness death' at such a young age, saying they would be traumatized for life if my dog passed away in the backyard. Her youngest was 10, and her kids weren't even outside! She was also the landlord's sister-in-law, and she threatened to call the landlord and get us in trouble with him. So instead of my dog enjoying her last moments in her favorite spot we took her back inside the house and had it done inside...

Oh come on, just call the fire department to wake up the neighbors as well as giving him a fine. Then call the fencing company.

R/SLASH CREW, ASSEMBLE!!!

@gastybish9376

3 күн бұрын

LETS GOOOOO

@TheBlueCat

3 күн бұрын

No..... ok fine lol

@trevorstockwell8290

3 күн бұрын

Assembled

@Dorvin55

3 күн бұрын

Witch here, Assembled!!

@uniraffesaur

3 күн бұрын

Can we get cool rings

Story 6: At first I supported the neighbors as it is technically their property and whether or not the smoke ends up in OP’s yard doesn’t really make them AHs, I don’t think them deciding to still have a fire on their own property is bratty behavior at all. HOWEVER, the way they lied and then prolonged the burning is messed up man 😭😭 I no longer supported them after that

There's no need to desecrate an innocent book!

The Egypt one 🤣 my grapist went on his honeymoon to Egypt and had that exact same issue, he broke his arm and told his wife "I'll just have it fixed properly when we get home" he got sepsis and died 🤷🏻‍♀️

"Fast Food Line" story. I think this guy has hit upon something. From what I have seen and read, I think it is a very appropriate title for "Social Infuenzas."

I love the misspelling in the fast food story. 'Social Influenzas' instead of 'Social influencers'. That is the best mistake ever.

How many Washingtonians got triggered by how Rslash said Spokane? 😂 me too besties

@bethanyboarder7751

2 күн бұрын

fr. Bro I'm like 5 hours away from Spokane and I'm triggered.

I've heard the dog story before and it breaks my heart every time! What absolute monsters.

You know I think it’s time r slash had a theme song 😊

14:15 dude people have no idea how to create and make lines anymore. Some dude yesterday at the bank walked in and stood in the door. It’s 85°F at 10AM … he wouldn’t let me inside and was basically making me stand outside of the bank instead of wrapping the line inside. People are so stupid.

13:21 The fire pit burners... Out county states if you see an unattended fire, to call the fire department. If no one is on site by the time they arrive... The home owner gets a huge fine! 🤣

Story 2 is beautiful, I love how OP did their revenge

When I was in graduate school, I drove charter motor coach. The charter industry has high times and low times. Greyhound has high times and low times. They cross perfectly. So, one Christmas area, since the company I drove for picked up overflow routes for Greyhound. Our coaches were a whole lot nicer than the Greyhound coaches. I was supposed to go from Columbus, Ohio to Saint Louis, Missouri (a nice strait shot across I-70). It was a, "local" trip (which means stopping at every small, podunk town along the route). When I arrived at the Columbus terminal, I was put on an, "express" to Dayton, Ohio (again, a nice strait shot across I-70). The, "local" was scheduled to take about five hours. The, "express," with no stops took about 2.5 hours. So we loaded up, I put on a movie (why not? I had TVs for that and had a VHS tape in my driver bag) and drove straight to Dayton. We were in Dayton THREE HOURS EARLY!!! One woman got off the bus, found the terminal manager and I witnessed as she, "Karened" her way through complaining, not about the driving, not about the movie, not about the temperature inside the coach, not about me, the driver, but get this--that we were three hours early!!! I'm quite sure she would have complained about being given a glass of ice water if she was standing in fire and brimstone in the midsts of hell. (Actually, she was probably looking for that extra three hours to take another hit of heroin.)

The old boss from the 3rd story should have hired OP to manage that store. How do you let that opportunity pass you up, ridiculous.

Fire pit story: yeah, they were being totally malicious at that point and had it coming.

11:00 I have an 8 heart of pitty; I didn't need this before work... 😢 15:13 Excuse me what? Egypt had universities before America was even stolen. Egypt had plumbing while Europeans were still flinging our waste like the cavemen we were...

This neighbour is a bully because getting his maté blocking his neighbour driveway. Everyone doesn’t know football is winter to spring game. This means March to September. Match to May is Autumn, June to August is winter and September is starting spring

Flying back from the U.K. while watching this! Great way to pass the time on a 7-hour flight!

story 3: OP is a psychopath, wow

@conexant51

3 күн бұрын

IKR!.. that story rubbed me the wrong way on so many different levels.

@aliecarey

3 күн бұрын

Exactly 🫣

Getting ready to head to bed, so excited to listen to this!

I hate greyhound busses, I took a trip from bullhead city Az to Cleveland Ms. Had my headset stolen, watched a guy get tazed because he was trying to fight the driver, and had a guy offer me 700$ for my bank account

Poor old joe :-(. He's being treated as less than a person

See, I'm one of those perpetually paranoid morons who's always like, "am I in the right line?" Or "is this the right line for X?"

Lol i was born in spokane *spo-can Never heard it pronounced spocain before XD love ya dabs thx for keeping me on my toes

That Aussie story, that’s classic…I bet the blokes we’re watching footy (either AFL or NRL)

@JamesDavy2009

2 күн бұрын

Most Aussies see "footy" as AFL. Only two states there take NRL seriously and they are the State of Origin rival states. I live in one of those states.

@akwyld2545

2 күн бұрын

@@JamesDavy2009 same I live in an Origin country, n for me no matter the code I still call it Footy

R/slash : *posts* me: finally, my only motivation for daily cleaning!!

What’s even the purpose of being in the front of the line when you’re boarding a plane???

@JamesDavy2009

2 күн бұрын

Especially when they board people back to front (with some airlines as an exception).

Annoying tourist story: He wouldn't notice he was in the wrong line anyway because he had to pass by the line and see who was in it, but he didn't do that, so he was so self absorbed that he probably would think that he is in the right line and the rest don't.

We had a guy. I real rocket scientist, not the expression kind, always playing metal music overly loud before sound curfew lifted. I got out my monk chant music and played it all day every time he started his music. They moved shortly after.

The story with dad and the younger woman is funny because if that dad didn’t care she would have done that for nothing and she would definitely fold before he does.

@bigjalapeno7061

2 күн бұрын

Lol yea

Yaaay nightly Rslash

Doggo story: break out the garden hose...

I think destroying somebody's property is a step to far in the bus ride story.

@dudeorduuude5211

3 күн бұрын

Yes. Just steal the seat back.

@davidscott1340

3 күн бұрын

Yeah it's not as bad as saying Spokane the way Dabney did though.

Last story: “You’re a grown @$$ adult male who can’t be bothered to look around? When did you and your BS become OUR problems?”

One correction, my dear RSlash. It's pronounced SpoCAN even though it's spelled "Spokane". Yes, we know it's weird 😂 Otherwise, love the video!

@JamesDavy2009

2 күн бұрын

Not as weird as certain towns in the UK or their convict dump.

@mistress_of_the_dark380

2 күн бұрын

And why does that matter? I was simply correcting the name of my hometown lol. ​@@JamesDavy2009

It's spo-CAN. We made the same issue when we first moved to WA.

@davidscott1340

3 күн бұрын

Where did move from?

@AshleyWade

3 күн бұрын

@@davidscott1340 initially PA

The last story is delicious. Why not be honest and tell the annoying tourist the truth? That way it's not just petty revenge it's borderline pro revenge.

@bigjalapeno7061

2 күн бұрын

Lol yea

Not as dramatic as The Food Opie, but a bud worked odd hours at his old place because a) he was nocturnal and liked working later, and b) they needed coverage for some Very Big Clients after-hours. So he made his own hours to satisfy both needs. New Manager starts "laying down the law" and forces him to come in at 9 instead of noon or later. Kfine, he's now a 9-5er. Immediately stops babysitting processes going on in the evening. Immediately stops being available after-hours for the client *and* management. Keeps to strict 9-5 hours as he was told. New Manager tries armtwisting him to still do that work after-hours. Nope. Not gonna happen. Processes get stuck and only get fixed the next morning, so all the stuff that could've been processed now happens during the day with everyone else using the system too, bogging it down. VIP Client is furious not having support/coverage at odd hours, and he just tells them he was ordered to adjust his hours to 9-5, so that's what he had to do. New Manager still wouldn't budge, gets HR involved, has to take 9-5er's side that they can't force him to work after-hours when he's putting in his mandated hours. Tension, he finds another job, Bad Things happen at the old job, the usual. Okay, it *sounds* dramatic, but it wasn't, at least not the way he was telling it. Was just "You asked for it, so you got it".

I love the age difference story, that was hilarious!

Story one it's so sad he wasted four summer's of his life he won't get back to do that petty crap to op. 😂 🤦‍♂️

why go to a beautiful place just to be angry? lol

What mic do you use? It has sounded amazing throughout your vids.

@davidscott1340

3 күн бұрын

Except when he said Spokane wrong. A mic can't fix his pronunciation.

The dumb boss story. Op should've just reported him to their union get paid then quit and walk out. Then probably could've sued and got paid.

Last story, I would have told the jerk the truth... nobody likes him because he's obnoxious and prejudiced. What's he going to do, sue?

Story 3. I'm A little concerned that she lead him on a little there, when really, I would prefer a bit more up front detail for that sort of thing, but it's not like she blatently lied to him either as far as I understand. Alas, my opinion is probably not popular, though that might also be because I am one of those weirdos who doesn't care as much about age differences provided everyone's above the age of consent. We set aside so many learning years, and if your parents haven't prepped you in that time for the real world, then they've failed you. Like I said, honesty is more important to me than two consenting adults who are fully aware of what the other wants.

I hope that everyone is having a good Monday!

The couple in the last story should have got the "night boat to Cairo" Please tell me if you get the joke

The title image should have been Hayden Christianson

r/Slash - just as a little FYI, at 2.37 you say the word “gallahs”. You pronounced it like Gala (as in Gala Day or Gala Apple). This word is pronounced “Ga-Lah, with emphasis on both syllables. Also in Australian English, apart from the term referring to a bird, it also used as an insult as it means fool/idiot.

@bigjalapeno7061

2 күн бұрын

Interesting

Damn, I literally watch every video.

Last story, you could also cough on him

9:41 as soon as RSlash said Spokane's name as how tourists say it, INSTANTLY flinched at that n silent went "Oh... Yay... Few times the city I adore getting name dropped the usual way." Usual way to say it without folks here staring you down like they would coyotes and bears here... Spo as you start saying Spoke and Ane part like tour saying the name Ann. Still, nice hearing that city be said in a video, just saving folks outside Washington the death stares if ever here.

@samijett8527

3 күн бұрын

I lived there for 8 years and no one I knew who didn’t live there pronounced it correctly. Didn’t matter how many times I explained “Spoke-Ann.” ‘Oh I just read it how it’s written’ 😢😢😢

@JamesDavy2009

2 күн бұрын

@@samijett8527 "Wor-sess-ter-shy-ree?" -Donkey

Story 3 could perfectly be in r/traumatizeThemBack

how can you drop over 100% in Profit?

@wingracer1614

3 күн бұрын

By going from making money to losing it.

Ngl I'm gonna stereotype but the tourist sounds like an American, I know some Americans aren't like this but he gave that vibe

Story 1-I like a good petty revenge as much as the next person, but I gotta ask. Is being loud until 3am and blocking someone else's driveway even LEGAL in Australia? Cause it's not in America. In America, you can't be super loud past a certain time (I think it's 10 or 11pm), nor can you block in driveways

@JamesDavy2009

2 күн бұрын

Excessive neighbourhood noise can be reported to the police at any time. Blocking driveways are verboten in all states and territories.

@alanalirkani

2 күн бұрын

@@JamesDavy2009 That's kinda what I thought. In that case, is there a reason OP didn't call the cops?

@JamesDavy2009

2 күн бұрын

@@alanalirkani No clue.

I'm not commenting to be an AH just genuinely curious as to wether some people pronounce Galah like that normally. As an Australian it's always been like 'Gahlar' so is that an Aussie pronunciation or just reading phonetically because he hadn't heard it out loud before?

I just got an add in the middle of the word cockatoo 💀

Heads up. Spokane is pronounced SpoCAN

Good morning rslash crew

@gastybish9376

3 күн бұрын

Its 3 pm for me lol

@kathryndimaria3061

3 күн бұрын

Good morning to you too!

@TheBlueCat

3 күн бұрын

Good morning

Fence story: Oh yeah you really showed them, didn't you? Accruing a huge expense for yourself after you just got done saying the fire pit was ALREADY too close to existing structures. Way to go, Menloe.

Wait, did Becky and the dad break up after?

Just an FYI. Spokane, though spelled with an 'e', is pronounced spo-can. So basically you ignore the 'e'.

@JamesDavy2009

2 күн бұрын

"I can't read this. It has silent E's." -Officer Barbrady

In Spokane it's not cane it's can e is silent