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His daughter is almost 3?? Man... It feels like only yesterday that I heard the news that he was gonna be a dad. Time sure flies ._.

@DeliciousBoi

4 ай бұрын

Yes ._.

@laughableInflection

4 ай бұрын

How do you think he feels? 💀

@stuffedninja1337

4 ай бұрын

Duuuuuuust in the Wiiiiiiiind~

@yilincai5873

4 ай бұрын

I still remember the puppy blooper days

@annika5893

4 ай бұрын

I've been watching his content longr than I realized. I remember the puppy bloopers back in the day too.

That's my sign to quit smoking. That scared the crap out of me. If I can quit opiates, I can quit nicotine.

@cronanevermore2033

4 ай бұрын

You can do it!

@laughableInflection

4 ай бұрын

You've got this!

@klocugh12

4 ай бұрын

I quit myself in late Feb 2020. Hasn't had any since, not even vape. You go! I found cravings only last for a few minutes at the time. You can totally sit through them!

@aracoa6186

4 ай бұрын

Remember to breath in and out. Focus on that and divert your attention when it hits

@geeker6350

4 ай бұрын

I wish you all the best. It's a long, hard road ahead, but keep persevering and you'll find paradise.

Cried at the last story. He has cancer and he’s not upset about that, he’s upset about scaring his baby 😭😭💔💔 that’s love, 100% 😭 what an amazing father

@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072

4 ай бұрын

Uhh

@Deas-Mhumhna

4 ай бұрын

Why wasn't the power of love for his child stop him from smoking?

@Justwatchingyoutubeforfun

4 ай бұрын

@@Deas-MhumhnaI guess because sometimes you don’t realize the dangers of something until you face the consequences of your actions. Some people just think since nothing happened while they’re smoking that it isn’t dangerous

@Kait_B_

2 ай бұрын

@@Deas-Mhumhna Because as much as you may want it to, addictions aren't stopped by "the power of love". If you're chemically addicted to a substance, it doesn't matter how much you are loved or how much you love another person. You literally can't stop. I speak from experience. It requires professional help. Even my mom and Dad, who I love more than anything in the world, can't stop my drinking. I need medical help.

@jenniferkorf4767

Ай бұрын

Shut up, nobody asked you to be such a horrible person

I feel awful for that last guy. I hope he gets nothing but love from his kid the rest of their lives.. feeling like a monster is so terrifying and isolating.

@SaphDegatzlXl

4 ай бұрын

Same

@25aspooner

4 ай бұрын

Kids are all love. Doesn’t matter what dad looks like. He’s still dad.

@chanterelle483

4 ай бұрын

I'd hope that such a little kids don't have the prejudices about deformities ingrained in them yet. It might even b easier than if it happened later on when the kid's in school. Doesn't make it any less horrible

@trumediamix1

4 ай бұрын

Honestly, if such a thing were to happen to my dad, he'd have my back without doubt. I'd likely have even said, "Does this make you my cybernetic dad, now?" to try and cheer him up post-surgery. We'd always exchanged wisecracks over the years as a means of helping cheer others up (something I bet came from my Grandma Peg.)

@codyjohnson6427

4 ай бұрын

Sucks. Don't smoke guys

13:43 to all the smokers out there.. its not too late to quit

@user-ut3jk7it6c

4 ай бұрын

You are wrong, smoking is cool - don't be a loser, stay in the cool kids club🤩 Only cowards are afraid of cancer, yellow teeth and smelly clothes👍 Sure, you hear about all that bad things that happen to smokers but trust me, it will NOT happen to you. My grandma was a heavy smoker, started at 11 y/o and she lived to 117 years. I asked her what's her secret and she told me - "the joy of a good cigarette is what made living worth it, without it living is pointless". She passed away at hospital where smoking was forbidden.

@shap3sh1fter

4 ай бұрын

@GlitchyOnAChair Say it louder to the back!

@Mr_Timi1

4 ай бұрын

Ask the guy who had his jaw removed..

@adamb89

4 ай бұрын

Also there's no wrong way to quit either. I tried for several years and what finally worked was decoupling the physical and psychological aspects of the addiction. (Didn't realize that's what I did at the time, but in hindsight it's clear.) Basically I started chewing to get me by when I couldn't smoke, and eventually chewed full time. Switched to snus pouches, then went to gum, then went from gum to regular gum and nicotine patches, and gradually reduced the patches until I was just chewing regular gum. And then since the regular gum was just gum, over time I stopped chewing that too. In retrospect I realized what happened is that by getting my nicotine from multiple different sources, and breaking that hand-to-mouth cycle, I was able to tackle the chemical dependency separate from the physical habit.

@TheRockinDonkey

4 ай бұрын

@@shap3sh1fterwe can’t hear you in back. We’re smoking weed and listening to Pink Floyd

After listening to the last story I feel the need to share mine. I quit smoking over a year ago (more specific on January 1st 2023 at 6:20 pm). I smoked a whole pack of red Marlboro or Lucky Strike a day for almost 4 years. Quitting was hard, and honestly, recently I’ve been so stressed out that I’ve been thinking of smoking again. Addiction is something to not mess around with, is something you battle every day after you quit. If you are planning on quitting smoking, you can do it. The best day to quit was yesterday, but is never to late people. Stay strong!!

@J_Sau

4 ай бұрын

Congrats for one year, keep going!

@CM-ks1kq

4 ай бұрын

God bless you

@Lunabluem00n

4 ай бұрын

"The best day to quit was yesterday" is such a raw line

@shadowofthehitokiri5787

4 ай бұрын

Resist smoking again or I'll smack you.

@DSoSJohnH

4 ай бұрын

I quit smoking in May 2020 and I still have strong craving to smoke. Sadly, I still use smokeless tobacco, dip, and I'm finding it basically impossible to stop that. I run out and say that I'm not going to buy anymore, but within 1 to 3 hours I'm at the store buying more. I hate it. It's so much money being spit out. I go through 5 cans of dip in 7 to 12 days, roughly 1 can every 1 to 3 days depending on just how much I dip/how long I'm awake for. 5 cans is around $45. That's up to $135 or so a month I've even tried just keeping Altoids to keep in my mouth. I'm addicted to them now. I go through 2 cans every week or so, but it doesn't help me stop dipping. Don't start smoking, vaping, dipping, etc., just don't. It's not worth the money wasted. Not worth the medical issues down the road. It's not worth it at all.

3:37 when he said "hold on" I thought he was going to go check for too much curve....

@darkmega24ify

4 ай бұрын

What the hell man 😭😭😂

@kittenloverthe7th

4 ай бұрын

SAME

@margaretjohnson6259

4 ай бұрын

it's called peroni's syndrome. an erect penis is a lot of cartilege and it can be broken and is a medical emergency. getting too rough in sex can cause it.

@dragonriderabens9761

4 ай бұрын

he probably did then edited it out XD

@heartabduction

4 ай бұрын

Dude me too lmao

Last story: That was a very sad and heartbreaking story. I’m glad that his wife and son don’t look at him differently.

My husband lost two fingers at work, and we were initially scared of how our kids would react. At first, he had a big bandage wrapped around his hand, so it was easy to say that Daddy had a big owie and we had to be careful around it. When the bandage came off, they were fascinated with the stubs. That lasted about a week. Now, it's just how Daddy is.

@dlelfe3

4 ай бұрын

I knew a guy when I was younger who would watch me sometimes and he didn't have a leg, he had this (looking back kinda cool) prosthetic. That to me was the coolest thing ever and I'd always sit and talk to him about how it works and stuff. I think about him a lot, he was a nice dude.

Dude that last story with the guy losing his jaw got to me. I'm glad OP's son took it so well. Kids really are amazing.

*First OP:* When rSlash did the math on the number of pen15s OP saw, part of me thought he was going to say, "OP saw 25 pen15s a day. So, about the same amount as your mom." I'm a horrible person. *Second OP:* Shoutout to OP's friend for making OP double check who owned the phone. I hope the divorce will be painful for OP's stbx. *Third OP:* OP needs to run, and take his daughter with him. WTAF?! *Fourth OP:* Despite everything, I'm glad OP has a wife and son who love him no matter what. Best of luck to everyone. And please don't smoke.

@ArgentuTA164-2

4 ай бұрын

Okay but why is this actually funny

@SergioBicerra

4 ай бұрын

25 and a half. So 25 and my ex gf new bf.

@nicholassanabria6493

4 ай бұрын

You know I was thinking the same thing I’m a terrible person

@uniraffesaur

4 ай бұрын

Ahahahaha I just heard this story yesterday from The Click, so hearing it on Rslash today gave me an extra chuckle. Reminds me of the “vulva library” that catalogued photos of a variety of vulvas to show just how unique they all are. So, to everyone out there, all of this information to say that genitals come in all sorts of shapes, sizes, and colors, and you likely have MUCH less to be insecure about than you think.

@uniraffesaur

4 ай бұрын

@fantaguyrealbruh no take backs if my heart doesn’t stop im coming for you for false advertising

Last story: As unlucky as OP is, he’s also very lucky that his child is so young. The child will grow up with Dad looking the way he does, that’s a lot easier for his child to understand. But I agree wholeheartedly with OP’s message. Please, if you smoke or vape. Please take a minute and consider your future, not just the future of those around you.

@DSoSJohnH

4 ай бұрын

not just smoking or vaping, dipping smokeless tobacco can cause it too. I've been dipping since 2001 or 2002, I was in the 11th grade when I started. I wish I had never started. I stopped smoking in 2020, but kept dipping. It sucks badly.

@deborahdicesare9042

4 ай бұрын

@@DSoSJohnH Thank you, I hadn’t even thought about that, I’m so glad you added it in. Best of luck to you with your health.

It's so weird that Dabneys kid is almost 3 Happy birthday to her!!

For the last guy, I was thinking to myself, "you'd be surprised how much kids can look past, especially if they love you so much" I'm so sorry he had to go through that, and I'm glad his son still seems to love him. It's just going to be an adjustment for his kiddo. Lots of love and a lesson learned

For that last story, reconstruction surgery for that type of removal looks pretty good after a few months. Heck its definitely noticeable but even without it, after healing looks fine. Laryngeal recustrution is an option to talk about as well. You definitely dont look like a monster.

@pastelroswell

2 ай бұрын

I like your icon :)

Story 2: The friend is a real MVP for helping OP find out about the affair. Question is, considering that OP writes that the husband never truly cared about her and has been building a relationship with his mistress, why did he marry OP in the first place?

@Tustin2121

4 ай бұрын

Tax benefits.

@venceslavgeorgiev2295

4 ай бұрын

Could be because his family and friends won't approve of the mistress. The kind of person that would be someone's mistress is easy to hate and hard to like.

@Lolieif

4 ай бұрын

It’s also possible that he does care about his wife some, like most cheaters do (or at least about being able to ‘have’ her) and just was telling the affair partner that to make her feel good, so he could have his cake and eat it too. Cheaters often want both the cake and to eat the cake at the same time, and it’s possible the wife saw those texts and assumed that was his true thoughts.

@akl2k7

4 ай бұрын

Some stipulation in the prenup that she won't get anything unless she's been married for a certain amount of time, perhaps?

To the last story I’ll say this, if I had to choose between seeing my dad without his jaw and losing him to cancer I’d pick the former

Im disabled and have hand and arm impairments with lots of surgery scars on my hands, arms, abdomen, chest and neck. In a way im glad im having my son now so he grows up learning everybody is different and to look past whats on the outside and focus on the persons character and heart. Im glad my nephew and nieces grew up with me being disabled too. I remember how scared my younger cousins were of me whenever i was very sick in the hospital with tubers and wires all around me.

@DarcOne13

4 ай бұрын

Kids get it, you know? You don't have to sugar-coar it, just keep it simple. "Daddy made some bad choices and got sick. The doctors are going to fix it the best they can, but he'll look and talk different now. He doesn't love you any less."

@hospitalqueen4047

4 ай бұрын

@DarcOne13 yes its very easy explaining to the kids why i am disabled and i can't so things like they can. After explaining they don't bring it up anymore.

Story 3: Yeah, I seriously don't know what lead to Bailey obsession with being OP's ex. I'm familiar with quite a few mentalities and excuses, but not this. The best I can think of is jealousy, like Bailey thinks the ex is better than her and wants to copy her in every aspect to…feel better? I'd say some therapy is needed, because wanting to basically become a clone of another person is not okay

@DoctorOaks

4 ай бұрын

The thing that came to my mind is that she may have convinced herself that he's still in love with the ex early on. So tried to copy everything about her to keep his interest

@RisingRevengeance

4 ай бұрын

Therapy is needed for sure but I don't think it can salvage the relationship. The whole thing is just weird to me because OP has most definitely expressed how the ex was terrible to him and she still decided to become her clone? Is it some weird powerplay fetish?

@FoolMisinfo

4 ай бұрын

Has OP ever been questioned or has ever replied to anyone that if his wife knows about the abuse his ex did to him and that's why she broke up with her and never wants to know about her again?? It should turn off the wife completely from literally cloning the ex because otherwise she'd remind OP of the abuse and awful memories he had of said ex. Unless she did told her and she still did it anyways(or after she told her she started to stalk the ex)which doesn't help anything at all and even worsens it.

@Juzokinnie

4 ай бұрын

My guess is she's probably trying make herself "more appealing." I have a similarish but opposite situation, I have a girl whose trying to copy me because she's dating my ex but not to this extreme. It's still definitely unsettling though.

@ScooterBond1970

4 ай бұрын

What does it say about me that my initial thought was that Bailey and the ex were having a tryst?

This video the smoking story really spoke to me, yesterday i went a whole 5 hour shift without hitting my vape once, i have already refused to buy another one well over a month ago, but I am quitting. I'm 20 years old, its been almost 4 years of me being addicted, I'm done with not having control over MY life. I dont want a substance to control me. Good luck to everyone else out there, i believe in you ❤

@willowway3349

4 ай бұрын

@galgerahn5427 saying it's been a 5th of my life really put it in perspective for me, I refuse to let it stay that way. Thank you for the encouragement.

I was literally smoking a cigarette as I Iistened to the last story and had to stomp my cigarette out cause oh, my god 😶 that's the PSA everyone needs to hear

@user-ut3jk7it6c

4 ай бұрын

Please don't stop... smoking is cool - don't be a loser, stay in the cool kids club🤩 Only cowards are afraid of cancer, yellow teeth and smelly clothes👍 Sure, you hear about all that bad things that happen to smokers but trust me, it will NOT happen to you. My grandma was a heavy smoker, started at 11 y/o and she lived to 117 years. I asked her what's her secret and she told me - "the joy of a good cigarette is what made living worth it, without it living is pointless". She passed away at hospital where smoking was forbidden.

@shap3sh1fter

4 ай бұрын

Don't listen to the first comment replying to you. You will feel so much better once you quit smoking. You got this!

@user-ut3jk7it6c

4 ай бұрын

don't listen to the second comment replying to you - it's some nerd underage loser. Once you started you must be true to yourself and be consequent and committed to what you do. This is what differs winners from quitters. Quitting smoking is not worth it at all, I'm begging you, do not do this to yourself, you ARE better than that!

@cecejamesable

4 ай бұрын

I wish you nothing but the best in your attempt to quit smoking.

@lillyvaughn5398

4 ай бұрын

Me too! I always listen to Rslash as I’m having my morning coffee and cigarette. I immediately put it out!

Last story: I know what that guy went through. My uncle on my dad's side had to have something similar. Half his jaw was missing due to chewing. But he had the money and to cover the missing chunk he managed to get metal that was skin safe and basically made a terminator like mask to 'fix' his jaw. If they have the money, maybe they can do something similar. Then the son can go to school and say how cool his dad is.

Bailey's excuse to follow/stalk OP's ex is because she IS super creepy. She's trying to BE the ex, like that character in "The Roommate", where she's stealing the protagonist's looks, her friends, her love and THEN the ex's life! I remembered watching CypherDen's video, where she was being creeped out by "Rose", who stalked her on almost EVERY socials that Cypher has, then stares at her with the creepiest smile, suggests to their group that they should go to Cypher's home, then wants to hug her during the animation presentation at the animation college. If THAT'S not super creepy, I dunno WHAT is!

Story 2: ah, of course the cheater is panicking and trying very hard to salvage his marriage now... he probably even thinks OP is cheating on him, because cheaters love to project. My favorite cheater story so far was about this guy who, upon finding out about his wife's affair, started faking an affair of his own: returning home late, becoming distant, pretending to be on the phone all the time and being protective of it... this caused the wife to spiral out of control and obsess about him. He then pretended that things were returning to normal, only to later dump and ghost her, leaving only the divorce papers and the lawyer's contact behind, and sending evidence of the affair to everyone they knew.

The last story is *_heartbreaking!_* 😭😭😭 Good luck, OP💐✨️💐✨️💐 Happy B-day, Rslash's daughter!🎂💖🎂💖🎂

I wish that last guy the best of luck. I wish showing this to my mom would help her quit, but it wouldn't.

A very appropriate sponsor for this story lol

Smoking does kill. My oldest sister has leukemia and non-Hodgkin’s Lymphoma. Prognosis was 7-10 years left to live, and that was 3 years ago.

@lancerevell5979

4 ай бұрын

My late Mother smoked most of her life, eventually stopped when her health started failing, her doctor basically told her if she didn't stop smoking it would kill her. Sadly, she got emphesema and COPD. She lived to be 80, as had Dad who had passed three years before Mom. Glad I've never smoked.

That last story is like someone ripping your heart out of your chest and stomping on it in front of you and everybody who has ever loved you.

that last story HURTS. I'm sending it to my bf whos been addicted since he was a kid and is trying to quit, i hope it motivates him to keep trying

Glad I never started smoking. And I never will

@shap3sh1fter

4 ай бұрын

Same here, bud! Smoking is no joke, and I want none of that.

@matthewday7565

4 ай бұрын

The best way. My mum and dad smoked, but did give it up eventually, I hated the smell, so I never did

The Dick Story had me laughing a lot harder than it should have. Quadri-Wang and Long Dong sounds like a super villain Duo. 😂

@lancerevell5979

4 ай бұрын

Or pro wrestlers. Actually that last name is also a North Korean nuclear missile. 😅

the last story is so rough. I'm glad his kid wasn't nearly as upset as his dad thought. I remember my dad nearly loosing his vision when I was younger and at the time it felt a lot like they might've just taken his eye if it was bad enough. I kept imagining that happening to my dad and how scared i was when they rolled him out to my mom and I. It's not nearly as severe and I can't imagine how utterly terrifying and helpless he must've felt nor how his kid must've felt But i'm glad to have my dad in any state so long as he's still truckin along in his optimistic and sweet way. I hope that guy's doing ok, surgeries like that are pretty rough.

It’s hilarious to think my ex was standing butt naked in prison

@analienwithinternetaccess1131

4 ай бұрын

🤣

@thereareantsbehindyoureyes7529

4 ай бұрын

Most likely had to be cavity searched

the pen15 one reminded me of an old, old joke: there's a male nurse taking care of a guy, and as he's giving him his sponge bath he can't help but notice that his, ahem, part has the word "Wendy" tattooed on it. He's too shy to ask, so he asks another nurse, a very pretty and outgoing woman, to check in with the patient. A few minutes later she comes out of the patient's room and says: "the tattoo doesn't say 'Wendy,' it says 'Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day.'"

Oh man. That’s the best anti-smoking campaign I’ve ever seen.

Cheater phone story: If OP didn’t feel anything off or untowards about her husband before she started sleuthing, that just means that her husband is very comfortable and advanced about cheating and deceiving his wife. I don’t blame her for waiting to leave, until it’s financially safe (I’m assuming) It’s so tragic that a lot of people can’t trust even after years of being together.

Yeah that's what killed my old neighbour, she couldn't even stop herself from smoking during cancer treatments for the tumor in her mouth. I think chances are even higher with that trend of chewing tabbacco people place against their gums.

"Sounds like a 'hard' job." I had to pause the video so that I can properly crack up laughing. My cats thought that I had lost my mind! 🤣

OP said that the album was started around the time they started dating and she only started recently turning herself into the ex physically.

I feel so bad for the last OP. I can’t imagine how scary and sad this whole thing is for him. To think your child won’t love you after something like that must be gut wrenching. I hope the best for him and his family

Hearing you say that your daughter is turning three was a gut punch. I’ve been watching since the channel was 3 months old and haven’t missed a day

Story 3: scenario 2 is worse. In the first case it's simply mental illness. Imposter syndrome maybe? She doesn't think she's good enough so she's trying to be your type I guess. Second scenario though doesn't come from a place of love. It would mean she's used OP for 10 years to get back at a bully or something stupid. Scenario 2 comes from hate and a disregard for the feelings of others

My mom died of esophageal cancer. I cried listening to that man's story, but I'm the back of my mind kept thinking: “at least you're still here to see that wholesome, adorable, absolutely loving reaction.” I was an adult when my mom passed away but my half siblings weren't so lucky. Please stop smoking.

@paranoiarpincess

4 ай бұрын

@@galgerahn5427 if you're asking how many half siblings I have, there are 2.

Video starts at 1:00 have an awesome day gang

@shaereub4450

4 ай бұрын

1:13 actually

@IsYitzach

4 ай бұрын

Or, use the chapter makers. Dabne is helpful like that.

@MultiVthompson

4 ай бұрын

​@@IsYitzach thanks, meant no respect to Dabney, I understand you gotta get that bread. Am just slacking off at work myself and had to surreptitiously tap away 😅

@shaereub4450

4 ай бұрын

​@@MultiVthompsonI think it's spelled with a y at the end. His name is Dabney Bailey (this is the correct spelling).

@MultiVthompson

4 ай бұрын

​@@shaereub4450thanks fixed 🐇

little slash is already 3? how time has flown I remember when you announced she existed outside your wife and that seems like just yesterday

Last Story: Man…that story is HEARTBREAKING…not even 10 in the morning and i’m crying a bit…poor Op :/

Oh that last story made me tear up, what a wonderful relationship they have

It’s been 5 years rslash, where’s my 10$?

@geistgrace6452

4 ай бұрын

I thought it was $16?

@luke-il5nr

4 ай бұрын

Wha-

@cyber_runner

4 ай бұрын

..what?

@TheVikingKing125

4 ай бұрын

I need context

@rebeckamignoli6283

4 ай бұрын

Huh?

My dad suffered for seven years from cancer, starting when I was five. When I was six, they tried to explain to me what cancer was and that my dad was really, really ill, and might not have long to live anymore (he was given six months around that time. It was a losing battle but as I said, he stubbornly lived for seven more years). The cancer happened to no fault of his own and it didn't affect his face but there were several physical changes, then there was the medical treatment, daily shots given at home, surgeries... From the perspective of the child I used to be: Yes, looking at him and what cancer did to him was scary. But never because I was scared of him. But because I was scared for him. I loved my dad, I didn't want him to be sick and in pain, I didn't want him to be afraid, or to have surgery. On a side note, I've been an adult for a while and to this day, I'm glad I wasn't shielded from the disease. I knew what was going on and I understood what death was (by the time I was six, we had lost two dogs due to old age and my grandpa had drowned when I was four). Yeah, it was heard but there isn't an all-smiles-solution to a situation like this. If anything, give your children the chance to cherish your time together, as limited as it might be. And do not add deception and broken trust to the grief they'll eventually go through. Kids aren't dumb. Cancer can't be hidden, especially if it is terminal. "I can't play outside with you today because I feel sick today" is something that makes a kid sad but they'll understand. "Oh, no, I'm perfectly fine, you're imagining things, mommy/daddy is doing super well! I just don't come out and play with you because I'm too busy [as the kid hears it: have better things to do and don't want to]" will confuse and hurt the kid and they won't understand why you, despite being so healthy and being "lazy" on the couch all day, don't want to spend time with them. But back to the point: Very small children get confused or might even cry if a parent drastically changes their hair or shaves their beard. Being spooked by the physical damages from surgery is by far not as personal as it seems. If a parent is loving and caring, the child only needs to be reminded that you are, indeed, this loving and caring parent. They'll never see you as a monster, they'll just be sad for you because you aren't well. That's something you can't shield them from (and shouldn't) but it also shows your child that love can come in many different forms and sometimes, being worried or sad is one of those forms. Don't shield your kid from loving you through empathy. Love and care are so much more than smiles and rainbows, especially when the smiles are forced.

Kid in the smoking story: "Dang, that sucks. But anyways, SPIDERMAN"

That last story reminds me of my uncle. He was scheduled for that surgery but passed before he got it. That was 30+ years ago but he didn't have kids but yeah. Rough story!

That first story has helped me decide my next career path 😂😂😂

Cheating husband phone- I think OP’s friend knew about the affair. But didn’t want to be the Messenger. She took advantage of an excellent opportunity to hone OP on the target and let OP discover everything. And then coached her through returning the phone. The husband likely broke off the affair (I assume as he’s not going anywhere, according to OP). The friend is still an MVP, but I think she knew

Granted I'm a male, but in story 2 I would have screen shotted all of the text messages, changed the password on my phone, and taken the evidence to Divorce Court (when that day came). Edit: Number 3: Take the tablet to the police, say you found something creepy and file for Divorce!

Story 3 wife needs therapy now! Ultimatum: either counseling, both personal and marital, or picking up sticks. In the marital counselling, OP needs to make it abundantly clear that he loves HER, not his crazy EX. It is a gamble, but the situation may be salvageable.

my dad used to smoke when i was a young kid. i begged him to stop, and while i don't remember exactly what i said, i'm pretty sure it was something about not wanting him to die, because we'd just had one of those "don't smoke" days at primary school that really put the fear of god into you about smoking. he stopped shortly after and hasn't smoked since. the love from a child to a parent is so so precious. i wish that last op and his family the best ♥

Story 3. reminds me of that one episode of Gotham where Riddler's newest girlfriend dressed up as her ex to get over his trauma. Both girlfriends were played by the same actress

Last story; I'm not a smoker nor have I been one up till now (28) but after hearing this story...I don't think I want to even look at a cigarette let alone touch one. I'm sorry about everything OP. You boy sound's so precious and adorable. I hope things work out in the end.

Story two: I can relate to OP's feelings. After a quarter century of critical care nursing there are plenty of things I just cannot unsee, and dream about far too often. Based on conversations with my brother, who spent thirty plus years in the RCMP, this may be a problem shared by all essential service providers. "Thank you for your service," is what we hear as we retire, but even after twenty years off the job I still dream about the burn cases. I wonder if OP will be dreaming about a parade of genetalia. We definitely don't get paid enough for that.

I grew up with a grandfather that had been severely burned and had skin graft scars. When I was little I cared more about him hurting than the scars. They don’t bother me at all. I saw him, not the physical him with scars, but the true person. It taught me a great deal about seeing beyond the surface as I grew up. I miss him more than words. The beauty of unconditional love like that is that simple physical issues become nearly invisible.

That last story… your baby boy isn’t scared OF you. His scared FOR you. And bless your wife as well. Hope all three live a healthier and happy life together as a family

Oh my God Lily's almost 3?!?!? I feel like we've all listened to her grow up from listening to Dabney every day! She's getting to be such a big girl! 😍😍😍

I lost my Dad to cancer from smoking when I was 8. I wished more than anything that he loved, even if his body had to be altered. Op is lucky because despite everything his kid still has a dad

"RSlash, off my chest." That sounds painful.

My mum used to smoke when I was younger, I begged her to quit for years. She did quit when I was 7 years old and I couldn't be more proud of her. I'm now 20 years old and mum hasn't smoked since. That last story is incredibly sad, I wish OP all the best in the future.

Story2 There's no way I would have returned that phone. At least not without sending screen caps of absolutely everything on it and forwarding everything they'd sent each other to a new email he knows nothing about.

Poor Op in the last one.. Tell mini R/slash happy third birthday for us!

Last story The son isn't scared cuz of what he looks like...he's scared cuz it's a hospital and his dad is hurt.

Omg. That last story! 😢 I hope OP does well with his recovery and he and his fam heal and adapt well to their new reality. ❤

That last story? That's what plastic surgery is for: facial reconstruction after major surgery for quality of life. Insurance will usually cover it because this isn't about being dissatisfied with how you look. It likely would be considered a medically necessary surgery because being without part of your jaw makes it hard to eat. After he finishes healing from this surgery, facial reconstruction is probably the next step. Either way, don't smoke. Honestly, I'm amazed his kid doesn't have asthma - you don't have to be around a smoker while they are smoking to be negatively impacted. Even third hand smoke - the smoke that lingers on clothes, hair, furniture, walls, etc. - can be medically devastating to those with less than great immune systems, i.e., small children.

@quartzskull8772

4 ай бұрын

Plastic surgery is skin not entire chunks of flesh and bone

@NotAFanOfHandles

4 ай бұрын

@@quartzskull8772 Y'know, they _can_ approximate the way bone looks these days. From John Hopkins Medicine: "To rebuild structures of the face, a facial plastic surgeon may use tissues from the person’s body, such as a microvascular free tissue transfer, or “free flap,” where the surgeon takes skin, bone or muscle from one part of the person’s body to reconstruct new facial features. "Where this approach is not possible, implants and prosthetic devices can help restore more natural-looking contours and features." This is not new stuff - they've been doing this for years.

Congratulations on 3 years of being a dad Dabney! Or, should i say Dadney?

The one with the stalker wife reminds me of that criminal minds episode of dr Reid’s girlfriend got stalked and harassed so bad she became a shut in. She always thought it was a man but turned out to be a woman that attended the same college and class as her but she wasn’t as smart and was jealous and became obsessed and stalked her even took her ex boyfriend but stopped harassing her when she became a shut in but only came back when she found out she was dating a doctor that was an FBI agent in criminal behavior. The ending wasn’t happy 😢

I love math. Today was not the day to love math after story one...

The post about the wife stalking the ex had an update. They talked about it, and it seems OP talked more about the ex than he thought, and she did it because she was insecure and it eventually became like a game. Don't know if it was this story, but I *think* they went to couples therapy. The update seemed promising, however, that the marriage will continue.

I saw the first two and the last one just yesterday in the newest video by The Click. lol

@spindless

4 ай бұрын

And the last one, lol. Only got to listen to one new one 😅

@Lucyfurrrr

4 ай бұрын

That’s exactly what I was thinking

This is why we don't smoke. My dad learned and so will some other people, it sucks

I don't smoke, never have, and this has convinced me never to try. I also value having teeth. My uncle used to smoke every day, and most of his teeth rotted out

How is nicotine still legal!! Harsh drugs like opiates aren't legal. Wtf!!

@threecards333

4 ай бұрын

I think the "rational" is that opiates modify behavior which could cause the user to harm others. Nicotine is poisoning the user (and everyone else nearby). It really does not make sense.

Lily is almost 3? 🥹❤ HAPPY (early) BIRTHDAY LILY 💝

I’m glade OP is quitting smokes, I had an aunty who passed away over 10 years ago from smoking…this is nothing compared to the ads on tv n media…and the horror pics on our smoke packs (I’m Aussie), which just depicts the resulting images from smoking. I once read in a study: that every smoke takes at least 11 MINUTES OF UR LIFE SPAND!!!

Damn this is the first time I’ve watched one of your vids and realized I’ve heard these stories before elsewhere! (Courtesy of The Click) still going to listen because of rSlash’s unique style

Turning into the ex: I think the wife is insecure. What has op said about his ex over the years? Maybe the wife has got it into her head that op loved the ex more than her? She needs therapy. Not necessarily abandonment.

that child in the last story has a heart of gold and i really truly hope he has the greatest life ever along with his father. i am so glad i never picked up smoking.

Last story. Op, I am so sorry. I pray you heal emotionally and mentally you're a great dad and husband you're my hero, may God bless you all. May God keep you and your family safe.

Last story almost had me crying man

@user-ut3jk7it6c

4 ай бұрын

I was crying, shaking and foaming from my mouth - not gonna lie.... nearly vomited too🤮

I never smoked or vaped in my life yet, and that one post has fully convinced me to never get curious.

Just realized I’ve been watching rslash so long he’s gotten married and has a 3 year old, time flys man

Really hope the OP and his daughter in the third story get away safely. Best wishes to the OP and his family in the last story as well🙏💖

rSlash, I love hearing about your daughter because I've been watching you for so long and I had my son around the time you had your daughter, today is his third birthday 🎂

@cyanideburns2744

4 ай бұрын

Happy bday to your sweet boy :)

I have been smoking since I was 17. I quit about 2 months ago. It's been tough and I still catch myself wanting another smoke. But that last story makes me feel really glad that I took the leap and haven't touched a cig since I stopped.

That last story is really starting to pull at my heartstrings. I can’t have kids but I do have a nephew. He’d be terrified of me if I looked like that. Maybe if I quit this time it’ll be for good.

My dad smoked from childhood. He finally stopped about a decade ago when my sister and I begged him to quit. But he was still diagnosed with lung cancer a few years later. He's lost one entire lung, limited functionality in the other, and his diaphragm stopped working because of the chemo. Don't do that to yourself for a quick minute of pleasure or relaxation; find something else to give that to you. Find a creative hobby or take up gaming, archery or hiking or something. Everyone who loves you will be grateful to have you around for a few more years.

That last one almost broke me , I’m fighting back tears because seriously.

spider man shoes that light up are pretty darn cool. they'll be ok.

3rd story: i dont think the stalker is obssessed with op's ex, then the album would be dated further back id imagine

@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072

4 ай бұрын

I don’t think that matters

2nd story - the wifes best friend is the definition of best friend! Hell yeah!

The last story made me cry becuz I imagined myself in the kids mom shoes. My husband smokes. Needless to say I am having him listen to that one and talking to him about quitting to not put either of us in those shoes later in our lives

When I Was about 2 or 3, my mom was assaulted. Apparently I was so terrified of her, I had to live with one of my siblings that had moved out of the house for a month until my mom started to look normal again.