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  • @MitsumiUSBMouse
    @MitsumiUSBMouse3 жыл бұрын

    “Men only like women because they’ve never gotten a kiss from a true gentleman.” See, I can do it too!

  • @Bioh9z9rd

    @Bioh9z9rd

    3 жыл бұрын

    peanut

  • @connormcgeary6001

    @connormcgeary6001

    3 жыл бұрын

    I would like a gentlemanly kiss

  • @Bioh9z9rd

    @Bioh9z9rd

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@connormcgeary6001 peanut

  • @cornybram845

    @cornybram845

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thank you

  • @sausagelynx

    @sausagelynx

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Bioh9z9rd peanut

  • @fantasystaplesuwu1554
    @fantasystaplesuwu15543 жыл бұрын

    fun fact, hentai LITERALLY means pervert in Japanese in context

  • @Warcrazyness

    @Warcrazyness

    3 жыл бұрын

    Peanut

  • @Oliver-jw3dy

    @Oliver-jw3dy

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Warcrazyness I respect your opinion but please, dont make this political.

  • @harbor641

    @harbor641

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Warcrazyness straight to jail.

  • @usaku9851

    @usaku9851

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Warcrazyness H A M P T E R

  • @undernerd5824

    @undernerd5824

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Warcrazyness bruh moment

  • @xTANNA3
    @xTANNA33 жыл бұрын

    “Here’s a girl wearing clothes” -Jack 2020

  • @adamnelson4428

    @adamnelson4428

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ferengi: a female wearing clothing!

  • @mydogismoreimportantthanyou

    @mydogismoreimportantthanyou

    3 жыл бұрын

    Peanut

  • @Bioh9z9rd

    @Bioh9z9rd

    3 жыл бұрын

    okay peanut

  • @itsgarytime2768

    @itsgarytime2768

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wives serve, brothers inherit

  • @Jake-in4wh

    @Jake-in4wh

    3 жыл бұрын

    Peanut

  • @nocturnables
    @nocturnables3 жыл бұрын

    Are we just gonna not pretend that this dude did a near-perfect impression of the Joker? Cringy Neckbeards aside, that's top-level dubbing.

  • @Omgpysia

    @Omgpysia

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh Peanut! No one here appreciates them ❤️ they are just slaves used for entertainment!

  • @krishapatil7783

    @krishapatil7783

    3 жыл бұрын

    Peanut

  • @heyxloverr

    @heyxloverr

    3 жыл бұрын

    Penut

  • @morgandeloach1040

    @morgandeloach1040

    3 жыл бұрын

    I don’t know man I’m really digging that Comic Book Guy simpsons impression

  • @krishapatil7783

    @krishapatil7783

    3 жыл бұрын

    @SkylarH 25084 Everybody is peanut

  • @calebplasma0612
    @calebplasma06123 жыл бұрын

    Fact: The only guy who can pull off a fedora is Indiana Jones

  • @kawith2894

    @kawith2894

    3 жыл бұрын

    And Michael Jackson

  • @dekucake4395

    @dekucake4395

    3 жыл бұрын

    Are you guys forgetting Perry the Platypus? It's like his defining clothes

  • @kawith2894

    @kawith2894

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@dekucake4395 perry isn't a guy, he's a legend, so he does not count

  • @dekucake4395

    @dekucake4395

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kawith2894 fair enough, I see your point

  • @unstableturtleduck

    @unstableturtleduck

    3 жыл бұрын

    Peanut

  • @enderteimant740
    @enderteimant7403 жыл бұрын

    Plot twist: Jack is a neckbeard that is going through rehabilitation

  • @eyan_2978

    @eyan_2978

    3 жыл бұрын

    why u do this u absolute peanut, i cant unsee this image

  • @Nocteul

    @Nocteul

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hey peanut u got 69 likes, nice

  • @t0uchingtipz611

    @t0uchingtipz611

    3 жыл бұрын

    peanut

  • @GRRRRRRGRGRGSGAFAGAFAGA

    @GRRRRRRGRGRGSGAFAGAFAGA

    3 жыл бұрын

    PEANUTTTTTTTTTTTT

  • @tacogfx1842

    @tacogfx1842

    3 жыл бұрын

    Tough talk for a peanut lmaooooo

  • @coal9205
    @coal92053 жыл бұрын

    me, a bisexual: im not immune to girl wearing zelda shirt

  • @alexandria7491

    @alexandria7491

    3 жыл бұрын

    p e r I o D t

  • @deadlifeseries4161

    @deadlifeseries4161

    3 жыл бұрын

    Peanut

  • @MalO.ver1.0.x

    @MalO.ver1.0.x

    3 жыл бұрын

    a

  • @AxolotlsWithCream

    @AxolotlsWithCream

    3 жыл бұрын

    peanut

  • @themindfulmoron3790

    @themindfulmoron3790

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm an asexual, so I AM immune regardless.

  • @rat-bz3kl
    @rat-bz3kl3 жыл бұрын

    God, as if us anime fans didnt already had a bad reputatiom

  • @reesetube

    @reesetube

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @poggerz5960

    @poggerz5960

    3 жыл бұрын

    Reputatiom

  • @draxan06

    @draxan06

    3 жыл бұрын

    Don’t bully it, he’s new to English

  • @dizzy_dino9052

    @dizzy_dino9052

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ok peanut

  • @Terratetradon

    @Terratetradon

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@draxan06 "it" Also they weren't bullying

  • @Pyram1dd
    @Pyram1dd3 жыл бұрын

    That Joker impression was pretty good actually

  • @B_s2918

    @B_s2918

    3 жыл бұрын

    What time

  • @platinumxyminecraft7457

    @platinumxyminecraft7457

    3 жыл бұрын

    Penut

  • @niitsumah

    @niitsumah

    3 жыл бұрын

    peanut

  • @heyitsopz8525

    @heyitsopz8525

    3 жыл бұрын

    Penut

  • @dutch1832

    @dutch1832

    3 жыл бұрын

    Penut

  • @badabingus8304
    @badabingus83043 жыл бұрын

    I said “M’lady” and did “*tips fedora*” now a fear my transformation has begun

  • @a_wooper3528

    @a_wooper3528

    3 жыл бұрын

    PEANUT!

  • @BopperDuppet

    @BopperDuppet

    3 жыл бұрын

    peanut :)

  • @a_wooper3528

    @a_wooper3528

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@BopperDuppet peenut

  • @wajihaazhar2158

    @wajihaazhar2158

    3 жыл бұрын

    Peinut

  • @a_wooper3528

    @a_wooper3528

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@wajihaazhar2158 peighnught

  • @emanuelemunizramos9996
    @emanuelemunizramos99963 жыл бұрын

    *remembering that Joker was an abusive SO to Harley Quinn* Hm, this Joker looks suspicious.

  • @BeckyNosferatu

    @BeckyNosferatu

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not was. Always has been. He is awful in the comics.

  • @BrookelynnM8

    @BrookelynnM8

    3 жыл бұрын

    Umm.. peanut 👍🏻

  • @reesetube

    @reesetube

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@BeckyNosferatu is

  • @Cyrusleaf

    @Cyrusleaf

    2 жыл бұрын

    Joker didn't care about anything. Money, sex, drugs, etc. He just wanted to play tag with batman every once in awhile

  • @macgyver42563

    @macgyver42563

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Cyrusleaf And maybe send a message or two

  • @coffeecartoons5345
    @coffeecartoons53453 жыл бұрын

    9:55 Ochaco is a 15 year old girl...a child...she should *NOT* be sexualised. The only somewhat acceptable characters form the show that you can lewd are Midnight and Mt Lady you creep

  • @nachelle_h9767

    @nachelle_h9767

    3 жыл бұрын

    peanut

  • @daisymaylangley5908

    @daisymaylangley5908

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@nachelle_h9767 ?

  • @daisymaylangley5908

    @daisymaylangley5908

    3 жыл бұрын

    So true!!

  • @skullcat1378

    @skullcat1378

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah tell that to R34 artists

  • @thedeviousone6910

    @thedeviousone6910

    3 жыл бұрын

    It was probably Mineta

  • @okami7751
    @okami77513 жыл бұрын

    Karen without mask: MaSkS InFrInGe On My RiGhTs Neck beards: I don’t need a mask I have fedoras on my side * tips fedora * Everyone: runs away

  • @Equa11ysurl

    @Equa11ysurl

    3 жыл бұрын

    Masks infringe my mask? Ah yes, the floor is made out of floor.

  • @Croissant1234

    @Croissant1234

    3 жыл бұрын

    U such a peanut

  • @dimitridemeattree6895

    @dimitridemeattree6895

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmao ok peanut

  • @mxpeanutthekakyoinlover5616

    @mxpeanutthekakyoinlover5616

    3 жыл бұрын

    Who's calling me? I said that im not paying child support i didn't have no Walnuts!

  • @gastersans-yi2bo

    @gastersans-yi2bo

    3 жыл бұрын

    It is so true

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY.3 жыл бұрын

    Not gonna lie I thought this video was blocked in my country because of the title

  • @gaowithextrasalt8357

    @gaowithextrasalt8357

    3 жыл бұрын

    epic

  • @bloxx7077

    @bloxx7077

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ok

  • @generaldoggy5626

    @generaldoggy5626

    3 жыл бұрын

    Where ever I go I see you

  • @roxassora2706

    @roxassora2706

    3 жыл бұрын

    Been a while since we've seen each other

  • @BagelsAreDopee

    @BagelsAreDopee

    3 жыл бұрын

    Early to a Justin Y. comment

  • @hopsqotch1852
    @hopsqotch18523 жыл бұрын

    10:57 This implies that he thought op was attractive before he figured out she was a girl

  • @CrazyCatzzz

    @CrazyCatzzz

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh shit

  • @nohintshere

    @nohintshere

    3 жыл бұрын

    Peanut

  • @sanacankindadraw
    @sanacankindadraw3 жыл бұрын

    9:57 in no one gonna talk about how Uraraka is *LITERALLY 15 YEARS OLD*

  • @abandonedchannel72929

    @abandonedchannel72929

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bro, we're talking about neckbeards, they'll just make up some excuse like mentioning Japan's age of consent or making up some weird canonical loophole just to be weirdos.

  • @neighborhoodsunbear9838

    @neighborhoodsunbear9838

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@abandonedchannel72929 It is kinda weird how neckbeards mention the age of consent as if the characters were real people, but to me as long as you don't take the character to seriously like wishing them to be real it should be fine.

  • @froggy8714

    @froggy8714

    3 жыл бұрын

    Peanut

  • @flamboyant1994

    @flamboyant1994

    3 жыл бұрын

    And?

  • @fabiolapineda6968

    @fabiolapineda6968

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@flamboyant1994 shut up peanut

  • @jmakminhas
    @jmakminhas3 жыл бұрын

    The dislikes are from " men who treat women right and continue to be really misogynistic"

  • @biostorm6847

    @biostorm6847

    3 жыл бұрын

    Peanut

  • @krishapatil7783

    @krishapatil7783

    3 жыл бұрын

    Peanut! Yes, true

  • @passionsweird.1906

    @passionsweird.1906

    3 жыл бұрын

    Peanut

  • @ranjanbiswas3233

    @ranjanbiswas3233

    3 жыл бұрын

    OK, JESSICA.

  • @meganlocker9700
    @meganlocker97003 жыл бұрын

    "Hi" "wtf you creep" Why did I laugh so hard xD

  • @MrJoaotercio

    @MrJoaotercio

    3 жыл бұрын

    Just peanut

  • @unworthy.potato

    @unworthy.potato

    3 жыл бұрын

    *Just peanut*

  • @meow.610

    @meow.610

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@unworthy.potato *_just peanut_*

  • @charrd5762

    @charrd5762

    3 жыл бұрын

    Just peanut

  • @t0uchingtipz611

    @t0uchingtipz611

    3 жыл бұрын

    peanut

  • @TrashPANDA658
    @TrashPANDA6583 жыл бұрын

    4:47 This dude is the prosecutor in Ace Attorney: Spirit of Justice. This dude is like the most spiritual a person can get. DUDE LEGIT JUST SUMMONS BUTTERFLIES WHERE EVER HE GOES. THAT RIBBON! YEAH, IT FLOATS AROUND HIM. YOU HEARD ME. F L O A T S. And then he will bind your mouth shut.

  • @a_wooper3528

    @a_wooper3528

    3 жыл бұрын

    PEANUT!

  • @MsPageMistress

    @MsPageMistress

    3 жыл бұрын

    Think he'd use that ribbon on the neckbeards?

  • @faizf4729

    @faizf4729

    3 жыл бұрын

    peanut

  • @olly_lmao

    @olly_lmao

    3 жыл бұрын

    He is a very religious boi tbh

  • @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779

    @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779

    3 жыл бұрын

    And above all, he’s an actual nice person. NAHUYTA. IS. NOT. A. NECKBEARD.

  • @shadyslims4006
    @shadyslims40063 жыл бұрын

    "hey does anyone know who's car this is?" "WHy doN't GiRls LiKe Me!?" "Nevermind found him" Best part of the video

  • @charrd5762

    @charrd5762

    3 жыл бұрын

    Peanut

  • @Alt_eri

    @Alt_eri

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@charrd5762 peanut

  • @akosijj8330

    @akosijj8330

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Alt_eri peanut

  • @jokerarjuna8378

    @jokerarjuna8378

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@akosijj8330 peanut

  • @stinkyfart6035

    @stinkyfart6035

    3 жыл бұрын

    Peanut

  • @blurryphan7578
    @blurryphan75783 жыл бұрын

    4:40 we had a joker at our school. Full makeup, full costume, everything. He would scare everyone and would deal drugs right outside our cafeteria (one entrance) so we all decided to not eat. He just got spoken to and Halloween was cancelled that year.

  • @calebrose4607

    @calebrose4607

    3 жыл бұрын

    so basically, the guy was an idiot. how has he not been arrested for dealing drugs??

  • @Croissant1234

    @Croissant1234

    3 жыл бұрын

    U such a peanut

  • @Victorcool24

    @Victorcool24

    3 жыл бұрын

    Peanut

  • @MrNight-dg1ug

    @MrNight-dg1ug

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Croissant1234 wait what? Peanut?

  • @Katthemusicfox

    @Katthemusicfox

    3 жыл бұрын

    One of my entrances at my school is a cafeteria wait

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un3 жыл бұрын

    I don't even need a beard, I look amazing

  • @cosmicicle

    @cosmicicle

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes you do, supreme leader. Yes you do.

  • @yourrandominternettroll5311

    @yourrandominternettroll5311

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nil

  • @thebeesballs9452

    @thebeesballs9452

    3 жыл бұрын

    UWU NOTICE ME SENPAI

  • @yosianderson4828

    @yosianderson4828

    3 жыл бұрын

    fat

  • @tarriestpurse2353

    @tarriestpurse2353

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sir send them to the work camps they dont appreciate you enough sir

  • @lunawolf2950
    @lunawolf29503 жыл бұрын

    Nobody: Jack hating emoji emkay: It's not personal. It's just business.

  • @KrispyFizz

    @KrispyFizz

    3 жыл бұрын

    peanut

  • @krishapatil7783

    @krishapatil7783

    3 жыл бұрын

    Peanut

  • @tacogfx1842

    @tacogfx1842

    3 жыл бұрын

    Peanut

  • @unstableturtleduck

    @unstableturtleduck

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm not the grinch but I'm gonna steal Christmas Also peanut

  • @Terratetradon

    @Terratetradon

    3 жыл бұрын

    nObOdY

  • @KyaPataKya
    @KyaPataKya3 жыл бұрын

    Please bring back......" I'm Jack , the snack that smiles back."

  • @MilluMArt

    @MilluMArt

    3 жыл бұрын

    Peanut! Couldn't agree more

  • @krishapatil7783

    @krishapatil7783

    3 жыл бұрын

    Peanut! True

  • @passionsweird.1906

    @passionsweird.1906

    3 жыл бұрын

    Peanut

  • @ergirt
    @ergirt3 жыл бұрын

    "The faster you talk the righter you are" among us logic at its finest

  • @BeckyNosferatu
    @BeckyNosferatu3 жыл бұрын

    This thread is really hard to deal with, even with Jack's awesome voice... I once met a neckbeard (long before I even knew what one was,) while getting new dice for a D&D game. He proceeded to slide up to me, tip his hat and go "Do you need help finding something?" I just looked at him, looked at his shirt, and said "Why? Do you work here? Shouldn't you be in uniform?" And he proceeded to tell me how I wasn't buying those 'dice' for a board game, and I said "You're right, D&D isn't a board game and it never should be!" before picking up the dice and walking to the counter. His buddy was telling him he was a dumbass and I just sat there shaking my head through the entire purchase. I never even knew what these guys were called until way later... probably because I am older than Reddit. >_>

  • @giantpinkcat
    @giantpinkcat3 жыл бұрын

    4:10 Did whoever made this meme seriously miss the entire point of Beauty and the Beast THAT Hard?!

  • @NosebleeddeGroselha
    @NosebleeddeGroselha3 жыл бұрын

    These days I’ve seen some guys defending the old “friend zone” argument saying women traumatize men for life because they put them in the friend zone after knowing them for +10 years These people must’ve learned how to pick up women through romcoms I can’t believe it

  • @citiesinruin9435
    @citiesinruin94353 жыл бұрын

    *KZread is getting real comfortable with these double 15 second unskipable ads*

  • @jonahbryant7782

    @jonahbryant7782

    3 жыл бұрын

    well they better stop or ill make sure that someone at headquarters is gonna go missing

  • @mollygrader4918

    @mollygrader4918

    3 жыл бұрын

    bruh for me its 41 second unskipable adds ;-;

  • @Croissant1234

    @Croissant1234

    3 жыл бұрын

    U such a peanut

  • @rez702

    @rez702

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mollygrader4918 yikes

  • @mollygrader4918

    @mollygrader4918

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@rez702 ikr

  • @griffinlathrop
    @griffinlathrop3 жыл бұрын

    Ahhhh Magic The Gathering Pokemon' Yugio. That game where you tap Poke'balls to cast monsters.

  • @a_wooper3528

    @a_wooper3528

    3 жыл бұрын

    PEANUT!

  • @spikymarshmallow7611

    @spikymarshmallow7611

    3 жыл бұрын

    My favorite is Blue Eyes White Bringer of the White Dawn. It's a little silly it requires Water and Steel Energy, but hey, set it up right and plot armour will take care of the rest

  • @lillyw2695

    @lillyw2695

    3 жыл бұрын

    honestly if you were explaining Pokémon to someone who had no idea what it was this would technically be a good way to explain it

  • @alanducks6842

    @alanducks6842

    3 жыл бұрын

    Remember you can win by collecting 5 pieces of arceus while having no cards in Exile!

  • @Zydrate4ntomy
    @Zydrate4ntomy3 жыл бұрын

    Out of all these things I want to know why hitler is feeding Kirby whipped cream

  • @alvynnjethroevangelista9778

    @alvynnjethroevangelista9778

    Жыл бұрын

    Possibly the irony/oxymoron of having the most evil man in the real world having fun with the most innocent character of fiction?

  • @Narwhal12

    @Narwhal12

    9 ай бұрын

    Kirby was hungry, that’s why

  • @Locktrap
    @Locktrap3 жыл бұрын

    the ochaco shrine was cute if the person wasnt probably a creep

  • @icetide9411

    @icetide9411

    3 жыл бұрын

    Um, I'm disturbed to write peanut under a comment saying it's good to have shrines for fictional characters Peanut

  • @cameronallen5178
    @cameronallen51783 жыл бұрын

    “These videos have lots of views” Me: looks, 414! Bruh

  • @TheGrimbler

    @TheGrimbler

    3 жыл бұрын

    For now

  • @agentstupiddumb

    @agentstupiddumb

    3 жыл бұрын

    peanut

  • @TheGrimbler

    @TheGrimbler

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@agentstupiddumb ah, wise words

  • @owenfraser3356

    @owenfraser3356

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@agentstupiddumb peanut

  • @elyay7203

    @elyay7203

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not it ain't peanut

  • @johnnyboy424
    @johnnyboy4243 жыл бұрын

    I- are we going to ignore the fact that a boy is most likely over 18 made a shrine of a 15 anime girl?

  • @BeckyNosferatu

    @BeckyNosferatu

    3 жыл бұрын

    You'd be surprised then, at how many guys do that... And then throw the "It's LEGAL in Japan!"

  • @johnnyboy424

    @johnnyboy424

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@BeckyNosferatu you aren't wrong

  • @thedeviousone6910

    @thedeviousone6910

    3 жыл бұрын

    It was probably Mineta.

  • @katierobertson1682
    @katierobertson16823 жыл бұрын

    Had a neckbeard in my college art class. He didnt wear the outfit or have a beard but he said m'lady to the teachers and he prides on fighting people because he thinks hes being chivalrous. He didnt say chivalrous but thats the vibe. He also wrote a story, being nice i always offered to read the new chapters and conpliment it but it was kinda cringe tbh. Dont remember now what it was about but yeah. Also his angry face is honestly so creepy i cant explain. And not just intimidating creepy. Like actually creepy. Serial killer kinda face.

  • @DDLAFFEY724
    @DDLAFFEY7243 жыл бұрын

    I am a recovering neck beard/“nice guy” I’ll never look back I have learned a better way of life Edit: I do have an anime body pillow tho it’s more for comfort than the waifu

  • @midnytejay

    @midnytejay

    3 жыл бұрын

    hey, just wanted to congratulate you on passing through your nice guy phase. it’s truly a sad phase that most people go through and it’s better to see people recovering from the mindset. i, and many other people, congratulate you. :)

  • @mortuary_sys

    @mortuary_sys

    3 жыл бұрын

    I want to get a body pillow, but it'd be in the shape of a hug so I can finally hug the characters with trauma and definitely need it.

  • @bonnieshenton9426

    @bonnieshenton9426

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh no

  • @litchtheshinigami8936

    @litchtheshinigami8936

    3 жыл бұрын

    well body pillows on their own aren't too bad.. i had a friend in middle school who was completely obsessed with Hatsune Miku to the point where he had a body pillow of her.. he wasn't a neckbeard though and just a dude who liked anime and games.. (he was actually pretty normal outside of all of that)

  • @user-bx7gh6hm3n
    @user-bx7gh6hm3n3 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact we are torturing the EMKAY voices by contuing to watch them read this and enjoy this

  • @joshuac.6737

    @joshuac.6737

    3 жыл бұрын

    Who’s hand is in the Emkay logo?

  • @user-bx7gh6hm3n

    @user-bx7gh6hm3n

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@joshuac.6737 I have no clue

  • @Boobesman

    @Boobesman

    3 жыл бұрын

    You are a peanut.

  • @bremol4085

    @bremol4085

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Boobesman no ur a peanut

  • @user-bx7gh6hm3n

    @user-bx7gh6hm3n

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ur all peanuts

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican3 жыл бұрын

    *tips fedora* M'EMKAY

  • @mollygrader4918

    @mollygrader4918

    3 жыл бұрын

    I see you everywhere....

  • @metadelta3958

    @metadelta3958

    3 жыл бұрын

    peanut

  • @TheIVYRAVE

    @TheIVYRAVE

    3 жыл бұрын

    Peanut

  • @ojie285

    @ojie285

    3 жыл бұрын

    Peanut.

  • @justacringymakotoyukifangi8825

    @justacringymakotoyukifangi8825

    3 жыл бұрын

    Peenut

  • @Jarblyy
    @Jarblyy3 жыл бұрын

    3:50 I haven’t heard the phrase chesticles since middle school

  • @xious4275
    @xious42753 жыл бұрын

    Watching this made me realize how little hope there is for humanity being decent.

  • @Windows_Error
    @Windows_Error3 жыл бұрын

    This subreddit and r/niceguys and r/nicegirls annoys me so much that I have never been able to sit through a whole video of them.

  • @MsPageMistress

    @MsPageMistress

    3 жыл бұрын

    You must! You need to learn all the signs!

  • @goro-swagkechi707

    @goro-swagkechi707

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sameee they just make me angry lol

  • @Windows_Error

    @Windows_Error

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@goro-swagkechi707 truuu

  • @helllinatheuterusstealer6723
    @helllinatheuterusstealer67233 жыл бұрын

    12:47 awww that date how "lovely" this was posted on *my birthday* how " *LOVELY* " isn't it?

  • @a_wooper3528

    @a_wooper3528

    3 жыл бұрын

    PEANUT!

  • @meow.610

    @meow.610

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@a_wooper3528 okay, what's with this peanut thing?

  • @a_wooper3528

    @a_wooper3528

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@meow.610 did you not watch the end of the video

  • @a_wooper3528

    @a_wooper3528

    3 жыл бұрын

    Peanut

  • @lindameh2153

    @lindameh2153

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ooo just wanted to let you know that we're birthday buddies c:

  • @ToastbackWhale
    @ToastbackWhale3 жыл бұрын

    The hilarious thing about that Hentai mask is that not only is that not the correct writing (it should be 変態), I spent like 10 minutes trying to figure out what it does say and I can’t find that first character on jisho, and ?土 didn’t return it either.

  • @whoopoff7358
    @whoopoff73583 жыл бұрын

    11:26 I actually have those stickers. Got them as a gag gift from my cousin for Easter. They don't stick to anything for shit tho.

  • @marcellszmilko4275
    @marcellszmilko42753 жыл бұрын

    These videos make me see that i maybe am a decent guy.

  • @plantimations1232
    @plantimations12323 жыл бұрын

    The fact that you said nahyuta’s line with Edgeworth’s voice makes me angry on a personal level, I either need revenge or a therapist

  • @lethfuil
    @lethfuil3 жыл бұрын

    "What a cleaning utensil."

  • @shrode

    @shrode

    3 жыл бұрын

    Peanut

  • @macgyver42563

    @macgyver42563

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@shrode Are you done, Walnut?

  • @mrsprince2706
    @mrsprince27062 жыл бұрын

    Ok Im bi and a lot of times when I tell someone they say "oh so do you just like everyone" and I think I'll just use neckbeards as an example of how not everyone is attractive even to bi people

  • @aether2kye
    @aether2kye3 жыл бұрын

    5:30. I’m the only girl in my PE class. If his logic checks out, this is gonna be the worst year of my life. Luckily it doesn’t, so me and my ace self will live in harmony.

  • @TheZipperDragon
    @TheZipperDragon3 жыл бұрын

    That '500 year old dragon' comic is deadly accurate when it comes to Quiet from MGS V. Like whoever's idea that was must be really sexually frustrated.

  • @yellowlemonPenguin
    @yellowlemonPenguin3 жыл бұрын

    Watching/reading 'My hero' and knowing Ochako is like, a freshmen in highschool, makes that bed spread a thousand times creepier ಠ︿ಠ

  • @NightShinerStudio
    @NightShinerStudio3 жыл бұрын

    I'm not afraid to admit that at one point in my life I was a neckbeard It was in late middle school but still I feel gross even thinking about it

  • @theholyknight6935
    @theholyknight69353 жыл бұрын

    going into this i had never heard of this subreddit, so when i saw the title i was like "OH! that sounds random, therefor it MUST be fun". needless to say i have added another subreddit to my list of "i hate this"

  • @bigchungus4264

    @bigchungus4264

    3 жыл бұрын

    i like peanut

  • @magicpigeon5578
    @magicpigeon55783 жыл бұрын

    I need to see a neckbeard version of mr. x called "mr. neck" now

  • @icetide9411

    @icetide9411

    3 жыл бұрын

    You're such a peanut

  • @magicpigeon5578

    @magicpigeon5578

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@icetide9411 thanks?

  • @sellingplants5456
    @sellingplants54563 жыл бұрын

    That Ochaco dude is super creepy, because Ochaco is actually 14 - 16 in the anime. 👁️👁️

  • @Bioh9z9rd

    @Bioh9z9rd

    3 жыл бұрын

    peanut

  • @Mewse1203
    @Mewse12033 жыл бұрын

    That was no "bootleg impression" that was straight 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @calebrose4607
    @calebrose46073 жыл бұрын

    neckbeards scare me. some of them are probably insanely dangerous and shouldn't be around people. they're also some of the dumbest people ever

  • @uyghur-zv4fe
    @uyghur-zv4fe3 жыл бұрын

    3 views, 21 comments, 42 likes wut

  • @Mauripsu
    @Mauripsu3 жыл бұрын

    4:47 Aw shit, don't do my boy Nahyuta like that

  • @SilentGlaceon94
    @SilentGlaceon943 жыл бұрын

    Please don't do my boy Nahyuta like that. He's voiced by Matt Mercer for crying out loud!

  • @lightdreamer_

    @lightdreamer_

    3 жыл бұрын

    peanut

  • @xpsquid7022

    @xpsquid7022

    3 жыл бұрын

    What’s not to love about Matt

  • @smugron1101
    @smugron11013 жыл бұрын

    14:28 Even his profile picture wears a fedora. Ultra neckbeard.

  • @beamngmutilation
    @beamngmutilation3 жыл бұрын

    Does the EmKay team even sleep?

  • @iactuallydiedbutibribedgod2249
    @iactuallydiedbutibribedgod22493 жыл бұрын

    "He then had the audacity to TAKE MY HAPPY MEAL TOY." *Some people just want to watch the world burn*

  • @ZoroarkLover98
    @ZoroarkLover983 жыл бұрын

    It kinda sucks to like anime, videogames, hentai, card games and stuff like that. 1.- People will judge you thinking you are a neckbeard, someone who hypersexualizes every woman irl or a creep 2.- You WILL meet the neckbeards and creeps that are in those groups. 11:07 this is exactly why

  • @Goh._907
    @Goh._9073 жыл бұрын

    "licking ice cream" Boku no Pico vibes that I hate

  • @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779

    @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779

    3 жыл бұрын

    Who really licks ice cream anymore

  • @cheekyweebugger3621
    @cheekyweebugger36213 жыл бұрын

    12:15 Hey! Those are my aunties :). I didn’t go to their wedding as I was on holiday in Poland but I’m from Northern Ireland and I’m not sure if it was exactly first same sex marriage there but that’s definitely them getting married lol

  • @samanthageorge6447
    @samanthageorge64473 жыл бұрын

    " I guess I have to give you the initimates now!" Is killing me from some reason :D

  • @JamerG
    @JamerG3 жыл бұрын

    Jack does a SERIOUSLY GOOD JOKER IMPRESSION _HOLY SH-_

  • @bonnieshenton9426

    @bonnieshenton9426

    3 жыл бұрын

    When

  • @JamerG

    @JamerG

    3 жыл бұрын

    4:19

  • @nojustno4209
    @nojustno42093 жыл бұрын

    3:14 AI dungeon when you’ve been playing too long:

  • @FennecMizar
    @FennecMizar3 жыл бұрын

    Jack is back, the voice ya’ lacked and now hes gonna react to the cynical cracks that the neckbeards lack I wanted to add more but I ran out of rhymes :( I did it :)

  • @a_wooper3528

    @a_wooper3528

    3 жыл бұрын

    PEANUT!

  • @songbot7352

    @songbot7352

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@a_wooper3528 EXPLAIN THIS PEANUT SPAM

  • @a_wooper3528

    @a_wooper3528

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@songbot7352 did you not watch the end of the video

  • @a_wooper3528

    @a_wooper3528

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@songbot7352 you peanut

  • @beastorjett6084

    @beastorjett6084

    3 жыл бұрын

    Peanut

  • @TheManaPrism
    @TheManaPrism3 жыл бұрын

    Jack, you're my favorite EmKay voice

  • @erlanddrow7950
    @erlanddrow79502 жыл бұрын

    14:29 I need this man to read audio books with these effects

  • @purpletory1988
    @purpletory19883 жыл бұрын

    The entire video my I was like "no no stop, you are being cringey NO NO NOOOOOO, why would you do that?? no! this is not how you have a relationship. oh crap what is that? no stop"

  • @icetide9411

    @icetide9411

    3 жыл бұрын

    *P e a n u t*

  • @Lilli_j31
    @Lilli_j313 жыл бұрын

    "kinky time" 💀

  • @anonymousnyjreporting4898
    @anonymousnyjreporting48983 жыл бұрын

    My freaking favorite subreddit

  • @receptionsystem
    @receptionsystem3 жыл бұрын

    The Ochaco shrine would be *somewhat* passable if A. He genuinely enjoyed the character and just wanted to maybe have a few funko pops, and B. *If she wasn't a fucking child.*

  • @SpaceDoggoWithCheese
    @SpaceDoggoWithCheese3 жыл бұрын

    Another lesson on ''how not to get a gf''

  • @hazamaunlimited8131

    @hazamaunlimited8131

    3 жыл бұрын

    You absolute peanut.

  • @steelwarrior1744
    @steelwarrior17443 жыл бұрын

    I just heard you say,”do you not know how many views these videos get?” While I look down at 190 views xd

  • @slyph8201

    @slyph8201

    3 жыл бұрын

    Peanut

  • @a_wooper3528

    @a_wooper3528

    3 жыл бұрын

    There is more than 30k you peanut

  • @steelwarrior1744

    @steelwarrior1744

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bro calm down I just clicked the vid WHEN there were 190 viewd

  • @a_wooper3528

    @a_wooper3528

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@steelwarrior1744 I know, peanut

  • @a_wooper3528

    @a_wooper3528

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@steelwarrior1744 you commented right as the video was posted

  • @TopazKnight87
    @TopazKnight872 жыл бұрын

    Dear lord, your voice impressions. I love it, made my day. Thanks🤣

  • @ghosttownz8353
    @ghosttownz83533 жыл бұрын

    DUDE, that Joker voice was so good!

  • @xTANNA3
    @xTANNA33 жыл бұрын

    The way jack said m’lady😳

  • @loturzelrestaurant
    @loturzelrestaurant3 жыл бұрын

    11:26: Oh. Haha, i dont have to tell anyone how pathetic this already is, but i can add something: Pitou (seen at left of Sakura from 'Naruto') is not confirmed to be Female. Pitou is gender-ambigious; on purpose. The thing is: That Manga-Author has totally realized that Gender has nothing to do with a character's quality and/or deepness, so he literally just puts out gender-neutral characters every once in a while.

  • @addicted2mako
    @addicted2mako3 жыл бұрын

    The neckbeard noises you did at the Zelda shirt post made me lose it XD

  • @scorpiowazhere
    @scorpiowazhere9 ай бұрын

    Nothing screams “welcome to the internet” more than the voice of Phineas shitting on Ben Shapiro

  • @ohnibboi3102
    @ohnibboi31023 жыл бұрын

    Tbh, seeing all this is just sad. I hope they all get help eventually.

  • @macgyver42563

    @macgyver42563

    2 жыл бұрын

    Me too. Also your pfp just reminds me of something I saw: Me when the toilet starts overflowing: TURN INTO WINE!!!! TURN INTO WINE!!!

  • @echidna2614
    @echidna26143 жыл бұрын

    9:14 THAT DIVISION BETTER COME WITH SURVIVAL OR NO DEAL. 12:51 That me.

  • @chewy1203
    @chewy12033 жыл бұрын

    You dont know how much I love reddit users who arent incels

  • @rainbowconnection7601
    @rainbowconnection76013 жыл бұрын

    Isn't it so adorable when you German fedora has it's own Magic Pokemon Yugi-oh collection.

  • @BrookelynnM8

    @BrookelynnM8

    3 жыл бұрын

    Absolutely peanut

  • @Shade45-
    @Shade45-3 жыл бұрын

    A kid has more knowledge then them Source?: *me*

  • @Shade45-

    @Shade45-

    3 жыл бұрын

    17:56 Really EmKay you almost killed meh

  • @Croissant1234

    @Croissant1234

    3 жыл бұрын

    U such a peanut

  • @Shade45-

    @Shade45-

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Croissant1234 Ok Thanks I guess Since I am ranked Peanut now *Time to snapsome necks =)*

  • @icetide9411

    @icetide9411

    3 жыл бұрын

    Good job you peanut

  • @Shade45-

    @Shade45-

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@icetide9411 Yey

  • @whitneywilliams9057
    @whitneywilliams90573 жыл бұрын

    The guy at 9:49, his mask says 'gentleman' in Japanese.

  • @landchannel7688

    @landchannel7688

    Жыл бұрын

    So they wrote a completely normal word on the mask but then decided to make it cringy...

  • @ItsAzail
    @ItsAzail3 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for the sacrifice Jack. You're the real MVP.

  • @beautyamber12
    @beautyamber123 жыл бұрын

    I can only imagine his neighbors wondering why he’s yelling “SOMEBODY TOUCH MY PEEPEE IM LONELY!!” In the middle of the night 🤣🤣

  • @chainerx2634
    @chainerx26343 жыл бұрын

    4:36 r/tihi Thanks I hate joker neckbeards

  • @bonnieshenton9426

    @bonnieshenton9426

    3 жыл бұрын

    FINALLY SOMEONE LEAVES THE TIME STAMP

  • @VS-jl1zw
    @VS-jl1zw3 жыл бұрын

    😬 is my reaction throughout the video summarised

  • @kiulanikipduif1728
    @kiulanikipduif17283 жыл бұрын

    Watching this and the word "neckbeard" caused all my ads to be Gilette shaving supplies

  • @Jennifer_MB
    @Jennifer_MB3 жыл бұрын

    I love your accent! We all have accents, and some (like my own mumbling) are more difficult to deal with than others LOL but yours is awesome. I especially love the way you say assume with a SH. 🥰

  • @talapines7543
    @talapines75433 жыл бұрын

    9:59 she’s a minor and like 16 years old in freaking high-school

  • @bowiefan7653
    @bowiefan76533 жыл бұрын

    9:53 wtf poor Uraraka she didnt need this ;-; ik shes broke but why?

  • @bowiefan7653

    @bowiefan7653

    3 жыл бұрын

    @nameless one see someone gets it

  • @bowiefan7653

    @bowiefan7653

    3 жыл бұрын

    @nameless one ITS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE IVE SEEN A GOOD BRAWL

  • @InMintCondition13
    @InMintCondition133 жыл бұрын

    The moment Jack's echo began and the guitar music played, I admittedly laughed out loud. X'D

  • @GretgorPooper
    @GretgorPooper3 жыл бұрын

    It shocks me that some people are still surprised at how horrendously cringy neckbeards can be. I've been on the internet for long enough to learn to just tune them out. They have serious psychological problems and no inclination to solve them, so they'll continue to be this way until something happens that makes them rethink their entire lives. I don't know what that something will be. It's different for every person. I myself was one of those as a teenager, but I can't tell you exactly what event made me change.

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