We all know Skitten beat his ass after the camera was turned off.

@brendenedwards2538

5 жыл бұрын

Eats*

@coryclark5442

3 жыл бұрын

@@brendenedwards2538 get out

The tidal wave of confusion that hits Chavez's face at 9:20 gets me every time.

Skitten eating food quietly in the background is my mood

damn, somebody better get this man some ice cream

@IamSoFluffeh

5 жыл бұрын

@matt Cook ty, i like yours too. i love cats (if that wasnt already obvious lmao)

@Friskipoo

5 жыл бұрын

We're halfway there! Skitten has the scoop! :D

“Started playing Smash”… uh-huh. Is that what the kids call it nowadays?

@Friskipoo

5 жыл бұрын

God i hope not lol

@bettercallkeylo

4 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@DrSuperLuigiSeth1

3 жыл бұрын

Gave her the DDD and got it on like Donkey Kong

@crystalgemgirl731

Ай бұрын

Princess Peach is a surprisingly good fighter.

I once killed a bear with a Manhattan phone book, true facts

@vjapple3083

5 жыл бұрын

Bus 62 I killed a man, WITH THIS THUMB

@sirdogsgaming9379

4 жыл бұрын

I killed a man by apologizing to him.

@V01dI7Y

4 жыл бұрын

It was a baby bear

@kabutoyakushi9739

4 жыл бұрын

I wiped out an entire species by throwing a Nokia phone at them

I almost choked on my lunch during the “if you beckon Hyde forth” bit.

I once opened a pickle jar, on MY FIRST TRY.

"We started playing smash".... and I sat here expecting a much different story

"slob on my hog like the princess and the frog" -Skitten

She was going crazy on the bars until she said eggnog

skitten's written enough marty stus to recognize one in the wild

8:28 if anyone called him blackout, it was probably because he ran a little to long and pass out as a first impression to his unit.

@crystalgemgirl731

2 жыл бұрын

Ha!😂

@QuikVidGuy

7 ай бұрын

"I'm a massive liability to other members of my company and am incapable of following orders from my superiors" Motherfucker you weren't in the army very long then, were you?

Wait... 'cause I drink black coffee, I'm a tough guy? I've simply always liked my coffee like I like my women... bitter.

@TheGoosebumpsQueen

5 жыл бұрын

lol

@davidhamilton1632

5 жыл бұрын

Latino hmm

@Toastybees

3 жыл бұрын

Freshly ground for me

@ub-4630

Жыл бұрын

Ask a man how they like their coffee, if you're a woman looking to see if the man you like is suitable for you. Some like them hot. Some like them sweet. Some like them with a lid on.

That Elder Toguro reference was gold.

Internet Guy: *bragging about drinking black coffee* Me: *laughs in Italian American*

It's a good thing I waited 45 seconds. I wont watch without Skitten.

I was thinking tfs frieza until you played the clip of elder toguro. Mulberry is tree, kuwbara is a man

I lay down with my dog and we watch your videos. He loves them and wags his tail and perks his ears.

5:08 he reads tooooo much fan fiction

3:26 Rock Lee get your friend

Chavezz: I hate flan. Prof Nova: Am about to end this mans whole career.

Nice yu yu hakusho reference👍 also funny video reaction 🤣😂🤣😂

That post about the guy rapping reminded me of a Hank Green quote from Dimension 20 "Did you know that more than half the bones in your body are in your hands and feet? Whenever somebody says, 'I'm gonna break every bone in your body,' I think, 'that's ridiculous.' It'd be way too much work. But I could break half the bones in your body. For not a lot of work."

Ayyyye bars with skitten!!!!!😭🤣

What I got from the beginning of the video - “smashed for the first time... epic fail... lost Skitten’s face cam”.

How to win arguments with people trying to act tough: let them fight you then call the cops and act hurt

Skitten, where'd you get those ears? My friend is a furry... Yes... My friend is...

The coffee one killed me.

I survived a wooden spoon and a flip flop

you started playing smash the trio. the exitednes, the tiredness and the end goal. best ending ever btw

I had an iamverybadass friend, he was a dick. Short, skinny, white, wore a black leather jacket to school every day. He played a lot of Call of Duty so he pretended to be a gun expert, dude always imagined himself as a dual pistol gunkata edgelord. He had this massive inferiority complex, so he convinced himself he was some anime protagonist to justify being an asshole to literally everybody. Every time I got mad at him he would play the "I don't have a lot of friends" card to guilt trip me into staying. I'm glad he moved to a different school, and as much as I hated being around him, I do hope he's doing better. Who knows, we were teenagers after all, everyone was a bit edgy back then.

Like the crocs song. I wear devolved crocs. Sandals.

The Russian accent with the meme killed me 🤣🤣😭

Notification GANG

I once wrestled a bear using only one hand and foot while I was eating with the other hand in water while there was an alligator was right next to me.best experience of my life I once also bungee jumped without a rope but only once.I’m currently a ghost writing this

Chavezz your wife is a beautiful first time I see her :3

@dankmelonz7587

5 жыл бұрын

vargasmongo3435 How new are you skitten even has her own channel @skittensays subscribeeee

@CoquiAudio

5 жыл бұрын

@@dankmelonz7587 thank you and done I sub :3

I farted in public Do that make me badass 🤣🤣

@Night-fq7kr

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

Chavezz, the sweet nectar of life is sitting right beside you... I don't think she changed her name to coffee.

when you said holy shit that fan I thought you were talking about the sound skitten maid

Skitten lowkey look like a snapchat filter

9:07 Is this guy for real? As someone who has worked in installing said doors, that's an interior door. And one of the cheap, weaker than cardboard ones, that basically you have to be VERY careful not to break. 🤣 Seriously, if you slammed that door slightly too hard it would break like a cardboard box and send a bunch of dust in the air. I'm DOOOONE. This poor guy probably thinks he's superman or something 🤣

Lord Chavezz dont like flan!??!?!?! Wow... This is a shocker

I know a kid that looks like the Justin in the video and I feel like he would say something like that lmao

The moment that one guy was talking about breaking metal doors and shit I was thinking about a movie by Will Smith, but I can't thing of the name

Black Widows don't like to bite, they're much more likely to run unless they're trapped so...don't sit on them

13:08 The smallest bone in the body, the stapus which is about 2.5 to 3 millimeters long... BROKEN

Well it’s a shame skittens freestyle career isn’t going anywhere but nice vid all the same

7:10 pulls gun

The guy narrating the posts sounds like a nice Papyrus.

Jesus, he really does sound like Elder Tugoro

he kinda sounded like mandark from dexters lab lmao

The married now!

Most badass thing I did was lay a kid out in football. Or when I was a kid and got in trouble because I tackled a kid at second base. Very uneventful life but it’s my life.

7:10 Cute. Wanna bet my Deagle won't punch a crater in your oh so 'hardened body'? Heres a hint,it won't end in your favor

@AbrorAkh

3 жыл бұрын

amber fan R/iamverybadass

These have to be satire lol

9:40 Bars

No offense to the guy who made the original video, he seems really funny and chill, but calling a Black Widow “a spider” is sort of like calling a Lion “a cat”. That spider will ruin your everything~

chavezz be careful uploading nintendo stuff

9:16 - Uh...HERBERT THE PERVERT!?!?

00:40 Skitten's buns tho

im mad at you, you say as you touch your glass in your glasses

Vro Skitten THIIIICC

Legit know a girl who can break a brick by hitting it. She's two years younger than me. I'm 14. She scared me shitless especially when I tried to call her bluff and she showed me a video of her doing it

@belland_dog8235

4 жыл бұрын

That's cool (not sarcasm it kinda sounds like sarcasm to me) but it doesn't translate to fighting ability. I can't do any of that tho lmao.

playin smash huh

It's hilarious when people from California get but by spiders and instantly start bragging about how it was a Brown Recluse and they lived. 1) Brown Recluses do not live anywhere near California. 2) exactly 0 people have ever died from a Brown Recluse bite, a lot of people came close or wish it did kill them, none actually died from the bite itself. 3) Brown Recluse venom doesn't cause a "rash" it melts a fucking crater the size of a cereal bowl in your soft tissues that basically always gets badly infected requiring surgery and long recovery periods.

"Smash" mhm chavezz (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

grizzy?

The fuck is flan?

We HaVe YoUr SpOoNs. If YoU eVeR wAnT tO sEe ThEm AgAiN, fOlLoW tHeSe InStRuCtIoNs: 👌

And of coarse when they watch anime they watch DUBS. These two cannot do a single goddamn thing right. They claim to like anime but they watch DUBS.

I love flan, but Chavez is right eating flan with a ice cream spoon, is just wrong.

@bettercallkeylo

4 жыл бұрын

Eating flan in general is wrong

@Pearg0ld

4 жыл бұрын

@@bettercallkeylo how dare you speak such heresy in my court, I shall have thy excommunicated, exile for the who do not follow the great journey.

If you have a video with no webcam, just make it a funny moments video to make up for it

2:01 Bro why the fck you speaking to skitten like that, like wtf?

Oof

Im here for that chavez slovika video lol and um first one here also chavezz dont be rude to your wife

@thr2648

5 жыл бұрын

.

@snobbyAcorn

5 жыл бұрын

@@thr2648 question why did you put a period at the end.

@thr2648

5 жыл бұрын

Because it was the beggining

@snobbyAcorn

5 жыл бұрын

@@thr2648 oh my bad bro

What's flan

Yu Yu Hakusho reference best vid now

i hate flan too fam but you hate pizza with pineapples on it so we have a problem

You're underweight I'd you're 195 pounds for 6'2 my dude..

@drewwilliams20044

4 жыл бұрын

tf im 6'2 and 145

@cameronjosephvideos5942

Жыл бұрын

It's slightly overweight. Healthy weight is 148 lbs to 186 lbs.

#why do you hate flan!

I somehow got here before it was out for an hour. KZread recommendations are great. Also I see two people saying first. This is why people can't say thar

69k views

Please

react to f is for family

Anybody else hate skittien

I say first on videos I'm years late to.

A deadlift of 505lbs at 195lbs bodyweight is not impressive at all 😂

She touched another bone after the vid ended😜😉

Herbal Remedies help, not all of them, but many due actual have health benefits. But they are nothing compared to actual medicine. You should still go to the doctor.

whats going on bro? looks like you're losing weight in your face, are you sick?

K

First

@thr2648

5 жыл бұрын

No u

I'm the 69 comment! Nice

Don’t ever mess with me because I can kill and I’m 12

@ak-jxrdy-7

5 жыл бұрын

*_r/iamverybadass_*

@Night-fq7kr

5 жыл бұрын

@@ak-jxrdy-7 that's the joke

But "Your" with an apostrophe E is Your'e, which makes the narrator stupid for saying ._.