Thinking you can take down a hippo barehanded has to be the most insane out of touch thing you can think

@AIHumanEquality

11 ай бұрын

I've seen more inane things but that is pretty stupid.

@Milk-ck1wv

11 ай бұрын

fr. This mf thinks he in a anime

@hmnhntr

11 ай бұрын

Like, what are you going to do to it? Oh yeah, I'm sure that animal that can literally cut off your body parts with sheer blunt force is super scared of your right hook

@stephaniesheep1147

11 ай бұрын

Dude was thinking about how to defeat a hippo in video game logic

@ascrinkleyfellow

11 ай бұрын

That hippo just has to step on them, and they're gone 💀

“Is the beast in you gay?” I cannot I’m literally dying 😭😭😭😭

@dank274

11 ай бұрын

💀 SAMEEE

@punk-pangolins

11 ай бұрын

yes, yes it is

@GredelsRage

11 ай бұрын

Nah. My inner beast isn't gay. Just bi curious. Lol

@m1dnightdev

11 ай бұрын

My inner beast is mega gay

@Plurmple_

11 ай бұрын

Idk about the beast but I know I am

There was actually a news story earlier this year about two college guys hiking in Wyoming who were attacked by a grizzly and survived. The bear went for one of them and started mauling him, and the other man TACKLED the bear and managed to fight it off his friend and pull him to safety. They both survived. Now that is ACTUALLY badass, and I admire that guy so much for not running away like I would have.

@AIHumanEquality

11 ай бұрын

This feels like it's not true. You can't tackle a bear. Those things weigh as much if not more than a van and they're extremely fast. If you ran into a bear to tackle it, it would be like hitting a brick wall of fur. Also bears only attack if you're irritating them. They will not randomly attack two people walking. They either went near its young or goaded it in some way. Bears do not eat people despite common belief. 90% of the time they charge at you to scare you away without actual intent to maul you. The mauling only happens if you angered it.

@AIHumanEquality

11 ай бұрын

Also do not run away. Walk calmly away from a bear. Running will make the bear think you're prey and chase you down. And you will not outrun a bear. Behaving in any kind of weird manner can also help cause it will confuse the bear and make it more hesitant.

@siliswest498

11 ай бұрын

The guy who tackled the bear has the biggest balls in history.

@AIHumanEquality

11 ай бұрын

@@siliswest498 Wait until you learn there are people who keep bears as pets and play with them including wrestling with them.

@camarofan2008

11 ай бұрын

Need a subreddit that is gor actual badass. Number 1 Sir Christopher Lee. That guy was a badass

Some people really think being a murderer is cool don't they? Smh.

@janematthews9087

11 ай бұрын

Same people that can't let go of their glory days back in highschool. "Middle School syndrome" is not just a thing in Japan. r/iamverybadass is the western equivalent of it, imo.

@FFVison

11 ай бұрын

Can't wait for this guy to come back to his car to the police who received an anonymous tip that there was a murder weapon in the car and had a few questions for that guy.

@Valigarmanda

11 ай бұрын

​@@janematthews9087There's a simpler word for that. Compensating. If you ain't encumbered you gotta be packing something else, preferrably with a longer barrel.

@sadfacemenow

11 ай бұрын

"I stabbed three people, do not mess with me." the police department

@AIHumanEquality

11 ай бұрын

We call those people psychopaths.

I swear these guys really wanna physically hurt people to show their “strength”, but would get their butts handed to them in an actual fight

@omgtatercat

11 ай бұрын

Yeah, they don't want to fight someone who would give them an actual challenge, they just want to bully anyone smaller than them.

@AIHumanEquality

11 ай бұрын

Doesn't really matter cause if you need to brawl to prove you're strong you have caveman IQ either way.

@ectothermic

11 ай бұрын

Insecurities are GREAT, especially when instead of working on them you turn them into permanent toxic traits!~

@uzacki

11 ай бұрын

​@@AIHumanEquality's casually spitting fax

3:09 neurotypical woman bruh what??? "You look so girly that you don't look autistic" 💀💀💀💀

@Nataniahuahu

11 ай бұрын

​@@moon-moth1ohhhh thanks my autistic ass would have never understood that one 😅

@starshieldnightpone5636

11 ай бұрын

"You got girl brain lmao gottem"

a african guide once told my family, "if you are in the area of an elephant, back away slowly and make no loud noises, if you are near a lion, do not make eye contact, and back off slowly; and if you are in the water with a hippo, the only thing left for you to do is pray for your life." so id love to see that man get dominated by a hippo.

@ascrinkleyfellow

11 ай бұрын

@@meatperson9949 I imagine lions would only be scared if it was more than like, 10 humans

@moth.monster

11 ай бұрын

Elephants are generally quite curious and gentle. Lions will only be dangerous if they're hungry, so you have a good chance of them not caring about you. A hippo is evil and will kill you for fun.

"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, But I do not fight the unarmed." would've been such a good comeback if if weren't used by a wannabe badass

I grew up in an area with a lot of hunters so almost everyone had a shotgun or rifle in their truck. Even then they never felt the need to show off to random people "hey look at my gun!" They also never felt the need to take it into a store with them. If I saw a dude walk into a random McDonald's with a rifle slung across his back I would feel MORE afraid because how the eff do I know whether that guy thinks he's gonna be the brave hero or if he's the psycho shooter.

@iamlosingmysanityrapidly

11 ай бұрын

Well me too who wouldn't?

@iamlosingmysanityrapidly

11 ай бұрын

Be scared I mean

@iamlosingmysanityrapidly

11 ай бұрын

And ima like your comment

@TitularHeroine

11 ай бұрын

I grew up in farm country too, lots of hunters, and now I live in a more urban area where open carry is legal. And truthfully -- I'm more wary of the latter.

@maggie3060

11 ай бұрын

@@TitularHeroine cause in farm country guns can be tools, in the city there seriously no major reason to carry.

Let them do it. Fight the hippo barehanded with no prep. We'll livestream it and give any profits to charity.

@FFVison

11 ай бұрын

The hippo would turn its head while charging to where the guy tried to dodge, and chomp him in half.

@GredelsRage

11 ай бұрын

Right. Hippos kill more people each year than crocs( tge animals AND those ugly but so comfortable shoes lol) lions, and snakes in africa combined. Fighting a hippo with a knife is about as intelligent as attacking an Abrams tank with a can opener. You may get a decent shot or two, but in the end they will still be scraping your corpse off the ground.

@jenkathefridge3933

11 ай бұрын

​@@GredelsRageif they want to fight a hippo just let them and see what happens for there selves

@DeckedSneeze709

11 ай бұрын

wait till the hippo opens its 4-foot mouth and shows the fangs it can use to bite into other hippos with skin thicker than our wrists

@DeckedSneeze709

11 ай бұрын

knife: -- hippo tooth:OOOOoooo------

Hippo’s are the embodiment of black air force energy. They are pretty fast tanks with no chill. Even shooting at them would very dangerous, they just have that much fat.

@Chris_winthers

11 ай бұрын

Hippo's actually have very little fat

@whoisanarnb

11 ай бұрын

@@Chris_winthersflab muscles

@AIHumanEquality

11 ай бұрын

Ever heard of a Honey Badger?

@hmnhntr

11 ай бұрын

​@@AIHumanEqualityGod, imagine a hybrid

@TitularHeroine

11 ай бұрын

Dear Lord.... The horror...

got a friend like this... dude was in the army for about 5 or 6 months. literally did his basic training in an artillery unit and got fired a short while later. why exactly I'm not sure. Anyways he doesn't get tired to mention "his time in the army" and how he can empathize with soldiers in war zones, how he trained artillerists and blablabla... Everytime he starts I can't help but think "yeah dude, keep talking. I'm the one who served his 4 years and left with honors but you surely know better" One day when the time is right I'm going to drop something and it'll be glorious.

@Nostripe361

11 ай бұрын

Makes sense. Remember hearing someone say the guys bragging about being in the military are usually the guys who got drummed out during or just after basic training. Peoples who seriously served in the military are usually more chill about it and don’t bring it up when not necessary

@AIHumanEquality

11 ай бұрын

People who brag about being in the army have never actually been inside a live combat warzone. No fighting a tiny raid against a few people doesn't qualify as live combat zones and neither does training excercises. Real combat veterans return home scarred and broken. I was one of those people. It's been 8 years so I've recovered but when I first returned I had a myriad of mental health disorders and everyone like me will tell you, don't join the military.

@anthonylong9067

11 ай бұрын

He probably does airsoft and LARPS as a Sgt. for a group of 12 year olds he plays with.

@AIHumanEquality

11 ай бұрын

@@Nostripe361 Who would want to bring up traumatic shit unnecessarily?

@DeijahJones-wc8pw

11 ай бұрын

​@@AIHumanEquality "Badasses"

8:14 seriously the others might try to eat you but the hippo is just out to destroy your existence because you happen to be too close. No. Tbh the best survival chance is the gator because they're relatively chill when not actively hunting and you can hold their jaws closed if you're careful and practiced. (Also that's a gator, gators have more rounded and bulky builds and don't show bottom teeth with their mouth is closed(

i suffer from violent anger issues and an empathy disorder or two, so whenever i start thinking "man, i should start fighting back and show these people the true, demonic and rabid anger i can have" i watch these videos to calm myself lmao. i'm 5'3 and made of sticks, i couldn't do shit but cry 😭😭😭

@Valigarmanda

11 ай бұрын

Im just gonna say if you ever find yourself in a prick vs any of these people, provided you can reach them, go Honey Badger on them and go for the nuts. And then run, fast. Chances are these dudes have nutsuckers who pull up with them.

@AIHumanEquality

11 ай бұрын

Get a psychiatrist if it bothers you that much bruh.

@othrwrldlysystm

11 ай бұрын

@@AIHumanEquality psychologist*, but i do have one. i just watch these when i get the sudden mood since i only see her once every three weeks. i do plan on talking to her abt it next time i see her tho, dw :]

@Milk-ck1wv

11 ай бұрын

"😈😈the demons are about to be let out*

@othrwrldlysystm

11 ай бұрын

@@Milk-ck1wv **bites them and gives them rabies**

As someone that used to be that guy (and in my defense, I was still an actual, literally child at that point,) can confirm: was sad and needed help. Now, to be fair, I was actually fairly threatening at first but only because I had a super early, but short-lived growth spurt. Once the rest of my grade outgrew me, I was about as threatening as one of those oversized teddy bears from Costco. Being shorter than average as an adult, I'm still about as dangerous as that same teddy bear 😂 I'll still say stupid stuff like this when I get mad but it's only to myself when I'm alone and it's more as just a vent/release of emotion thing. And that's only because I still haven't been cleared to excercise or go back to the gym (where I usually go to vent) after a surgery. Basically, big mean words make tiny angry man in brain go shush because tiny angry man can't go shush by lifting heavy things right now. I just keep the mean words private, unlike these dorks.

@AIHumanEquality

11 ай бұрын

I think we've all done cringe shit as a child or teen.

@RaydoBaconslayer

11 ай бұрын

yeah.

@TitularHeroine

11 ай бұрын

I wish to give you a large hug. Like an oversized teddy bear from Costco. 😊🐻

@sylvrwolflol

10 ай бұрын

Honestly? I don't mind dealing with people like that. I'd take dealing with someone who's angry for the sake of self-esteem rather than someone who's just genuinely stupid and overconfident. You can break down and reason with the angry one after you let them vent, the stupid one is violently allergic to reason no matter what.

i will never get people who brag about how angry they are. i'm a very angry person, even the tiniest thing could send me into a tantrum... but i don't brag about it, because it's nothing to brag about. i hate being angry, when i'm angry, i turn into a tiny caveman, who just beats inanimate objects that more times than not hurt me more, and gets out of breath because my temper tantrum wore my fat ass out. but my anger used to be so much worse, like, i'd have blackouts from being angry, and let me tell you, that's one of the most terrifying feelings ever, being so angry that you literally have no control of your mind and body. i've since been going to therapy and taking medication to help me control my anger, but the point is, being overly angry isn't something to brag about, that's something that needs to be controlled, because anger is one of the most dangerous emotions. sure, it's natural to be angry, that's just what humans do, but you need to deal with it in a healthy way or you run a very high risk of hurting yourself or other people, whether it be physically hurting someone, or saying something you don't mean. if you use your anger to seem more tough, then you need help, because using your anger as a threat is not okay.

You'd definitely have a better chance of surviving the alligator/croc on land than any of the others. The general consensus of "how to survive this thing chasing you" is to just zig zag the son of a lizard around, because they have trouble following the movements. In other words, RUN AWAY. Even if there's not enough space to actually escape, keeping it occupied that way for twenty minutes would be a lot easier than trying to wrangle it

@CircusJeanie2399

11 ай бұрын

I mean you could also potentially grab the mouth and hold it shut, and if you have a rubberband with you put that around the mouth. Crocodiles/alligators have really weak jaw opening muscles, the jaw shutting muscles are incredibly powerful, but the opening ones are really really weak. Then the only killing device you really have to avoid is the tail. honestly though it's better to just run, that way you don't end up permanently and pointlessly harming it.

@TitularHeroine

11 ай бұрын

If the zigzag part is true -- and I'm sure it is -- that makes sense also because those animals can sprint at about 30mph. Most humans aren't quite that fast. Sorry for my messed-up syntax; it is very late

@comradewindowsill4253

11 ай бұрын

I think the bear's actually a better chance, so long as it isn't specially pissed off at you. and, more importantly, it's a better chance for the loony who thought he could take a hippo, cause that's ironically exactly the energy you need to get a bear to leave you alone, screech and posture and yell angrily and not turn and run... which is probably the limit of the guy's skills lets be honest

@stalinbeballin9711

11 ай бұрын

@@comradewindowsill4253 tbf I'm assuming in each of these situations, the animal is aggressive, but otherwise yeah. Different bears make things different, but I think that was just a brown bear

I now have audio of Robin howling. This... This may be a decent start to a Monday after all. Now, let us all join and lightly poke fun at those who need to remind everyone how big and important they are. Especially rocket boy - those billions will never buy him an ounce of awareness.

@kadeisstuck8802

11 ай бұрын

His billions won't ever buy an inch of common sense either

I love the old joke: " Don't mess with me, i killed half a dozen men in the Army!" 'I thought you were a helicopter mechanic?' "I didn't say I was a good one!"

9:37 Last I heard, alligator/crocodiles are ambush predators. As long as you keep away from the water (they have no problems waiting for long periods of time), you should be safe.

All these "I've trained MMA for..." make me laugh. I've trained Muay Thai for less than a year and I can tell that whoever claims they can beat a hippo hasn't hit a bag in their entire life

@errantwinds-up8uu

11 ай бұрын

I just said to my husband "hasn't this hippo guy ever been to a zoo??" and he replied "bold of you to assume he's ever left his mom's basement." I had to laugh >>

@Cosmefulanito2812

11 ай бұрын

@@errantwinds-up8uu it do be like that for keyboard warriors

@Prince__Teclis

11 ай бұрын

That and anyone who actually tries to use the "my hands are registered as lethal weapons." Remark.

@adamkadir3803

8 ай бұрын

I called out someone at work over this exact shit. I actually competed in MMA. Im returning to competition now after a 5 year break. Ive had coaches coming out of my ass for *years*. Cuban boxing, dutch kick, catch. Im a really solid middleweight, or a smaller-lhw. Fighting is physically rough on your body even when you win. The only way to get better is to fight good opponents. Good opponents hurt you. I would NEVER want to fight 'on the street'. Concrete? Knives? Fractured hands? Say I smash him no contest, whats next? Cops? Lawyers? Fuck aaaaaaaaall of that. All of it. My childhood friends went to prison over that shit. Leave me out of it.

@Cosmefulanito2812

8 ай бұрын

@@adamkadir3803 of course, though a chokehold can be useful for ending fights with an untrained opponent "on the street" it's probably still not worth it because they can have weapons or lawyers. Respect to you for going pro still

I LOVE hearing some one go on about how they they're dangerous because they practice a "martial art", when they've recently been shown to be absolute BS against folks who will actually put up a fight rather then this respectful dance they all do lmao.

@hmnhntr

11 ай бұрын

The way my Sifu put it is that everything you learn in martial arts is form and theory. You shouldn't expect to throw a perfect martial arts punch, but your time practicing will make sure you throw a decent one when you do. It's more about being in shape and staying calm in a fight than trying to pull off specific attacks and forms (which is what a lot of people who do martial arts seem to imagine).

@aymangani5416

11 ай бұрын

Ehhh I wouldn’t say that all (or even many) martial arts are useless in real fights, for obvious reasons, but some martial arts are definitely more about discipline and specific techniques than practical application

@Qwertyuiop12417

11 ай бұрын

The way I see it is that a martial art is Effective in its sport Less (but not too much less) effective in a (and I really hate to call it this but I don’t know what else to call it) no-rules fight Basically useless against an animal

Out of the four animals, I think an average person has the best chance of surviving a crocodile. Not sure but I've heard they have an extremely powerful bite but struggle with opening their mouths when you're holding it shut.

@brynkretzer4682

11 ай бұрын

Yes, this is true. The muscles in their jaw for chomping are immense whereas the muscles that open said jaw are super weak, which is why when you see crocs being caught they often have their mouths taped shut, because its near impossible for them to open their mouths. So all you'd have to watch out for is just making sure they can't open their mouth

@omgtatercat

11 ай бұрын

Not to mention their bodies aren't exactly designed for doing much on land... Just get behind them and hold their jaws shut. Just gotta be careful

@jawy8714

11 ай бұрын

I'd probably last way longer against the croc, 10 seconds instead of 5 Still twice longer!

@hmnhntr

11 ай бұрын

Basically, you dodge, hope it doesn't bite you, then grab its closed mouth and hope that buys you 20 minutes

@LordOsiris372

11 ай бұрын

Absolutely not

Bro the dude saying he could fight a hippo is wild 💀

7:53 Yeah, people don't realize just how scary hippos are. You'd think it'd be the easiest if your other options are bear, tiger, and croc-o-gator, but looks can be very deceiving.

@mangaanimefan3089

10 ай бұрын

Considering there's video of hippos tossing around a Nile crocodile that got too close to them, yeah, nobody's beating a hippo barehanded.

Not sure that calling out the guy who claims that he can take on dinosaurs is a good idea. Next thing you know, you will read about a Florida Man who went nuts hacking away at dinosaur skeletons with a katana and asking where the living ones are.

9:28 Well, i would chose a bear. On the condition fight is gonna be at the winter. I would need to just sit quietly while he is hibernated, so I'm OK.

8:00 bare handed your best chance is that crocodile, it'll obliterate you if you get in the water for even a second or if it bites you anywhere. Since it's "only" one you can *probably* survive as long as you hold it's mouth shut (if you didn't already know their mouths open very weakly, like a couple rubber bands can hold their mouths shut.)

@moonbow3641

11 ай бұрын

And probably you’ll be safe away from the water a little bit I mean it’s 20 minutes you can just watch it while it kills smth for entertainment aswell^-^

The devil whispers 'you cannot withstand the storm' I whisper back "At least I didn't lose my shiny golden fiddle to some Georgian Hillbilly"

@TitularHeroine

11 ай бұрын

😂😂

@MortalOrder

11 ай бұрын

Twice because there’s actually a sequel song

@MementoMori7777

8 ай бұрын

That's not even that good a reward. Unless the devil's gold fiddle had some kind of magic on it, it's only good for a collector's item.

@MortalOrder

8 ай бұрын

@@MementoMori7777 If I won a golden fiddle from the devil himself you best believe that I’d be passing it down along with the story. It’s the best trophy

I can't believe Robin can't tell the difference between a croc and a gator. I mean, come on! we all know crocodiles eat babies in a C shape and alligators eat babies in an A shape!

@omgtatercat

11 ай бұрын

I mean, I can't either, but I've never seen either in real life

@elaexplorer

11 ай бұрын

What? Are you just being silly and purposely got it backwards?

I love how people get offended, saying Cis is a slur, but they will also probably keep saying homophobic shit online themselves, because getting called "Cis" would mean being on the same level as "the gays".

@Shaytan.666

9 ай бұрын

They also had a problem with the term straight because of that logic.

I wonder how much less often these people would say these things if therapy was more socially acceptable.

@maxhadanidea

11 ай бұрын

if only

7:48 it really mostly depends on if they're in their natural habitat. Like in water a crocodile would basically murder you before you can realize he's there. However, on flat land the best bet would be a crocodile. You really just have to get on their back without being bit, and from there you can pin them down. Maybe flip them aswell. Which is harder then it sounds, but it's also better then trying to somehow survive bears who are litteraly bullet-proof.

@MortalOrder

11 ай бұрын

Personally, id take the bear, play dead for twenty minutes, and pray

@destroidhak2556

11 ай бұрын

@@MortalOrder If they see you as invading their territory, i don't think that'll help. Especially on flat ground conditions, he'll kinda know you're alive.

@MementoMori7777

8 ай бұрын

​@@MortalOrder If it's black, fight back, if it's brown get on the ground... But if it's white, you're Fifty shades of Fucked.

Anytime I see a post like this I just think "Timmy stop being edgy on the internet."

@Cheese..

11 ай бұрын

"But mooooom! The people think I'm coooooool!"

@Somerandomguyinthecomments

11 ай бұрын

@@Cheese..”if you say so…”

Depends on WHICH bear... you can just feign death for 20 minute with some bears. Tiger and bear, depending on type: You COULD scream at for 20 minutes to intimidate. Croc: They are fast and agile, but if you stomp their chomp, they are helpless.Though, if they are in water or not: Determines A LOT. Hippo: Yeah, no. Ur fricked.

4:43 Damn, Stan. Special Forces, Navy Seal and Green Beret? Didn't have time to be a Ranger?

I'm 6'6 and am about as intimidating as an azalea bush. And I've got ptsd from a personal issue id rather just be left at that and my military service (USAF medic from 1988 until 1996)

Fun fact: Hippos are the evolution of dolphins that came on to land

If you can keep the croc's mouth closed (which is fairly easy to do, since the muscles in their jaws are made for snapping closed with a lot of strength, not opening them), I think you'd be ok. Of course, you'd need to get close without being bit first, so, yeah..... I'd just climb a tree and stay there for 20 minutes.

HELP, THE BOTS

@REEEPlayz

11 ай бұрын

Fr

@ToCa-nn9pl

11 ай бұрын

They have finally discovered this channel 😔

@ravenlorans

11 ай бұрын

@@ToCa-nn9pl "Finally"?... They been on this site for A Few Years... and This Channel Does Nothing about them and have even replies to some of their post as if they were real people... And KZread won't do Shit about them because they get a % of the Profits for every Idiot that is Stupid enough to Join the Bot Sites...

If you have a weapon in your car, traceable or not, its even more important to not leave the thing unlocked. Also the beep isnt so people dont steal your gun, its cause leaving the keys in the car gets the car stolen

"These people want to kill people." Correction: They THINK they do, because they're immature and don't fully grasp what exactly they think they want.

For the one about which one you would fight for 100 million, definitely the croc. You can easily close it's mouth, and because of weird biology, it can't open it back up again

Like cooks would have your jugular vein with a spatula then flip the burger without missing a beat.

@errantwinds-up8uu

11 ай бұрын

Yeah I don't think that one deserved to be in this sub. Cooks ARE actually badass!

14:35 he been getting people in dino costumes with his swords

the guy at 2:01 was lying, the 82nd airborne division was in 1917

I remember when I was like 11-12 I used to be one of those people, thank the lord I matured and don't think I am a total badass and I now realize I could get my ass beat by your average male

@whoisanarnb

11 ай бұрын

I could get my ass beat by a newborn baby

dude i have anger issues and these types of posts while making my stomach ache from laughing so hard also make me want to bury my head in the ground

8:45, fun fact about hippos, they eat watermelons like their taffy and have about an inch layer of fat so they are roughly around 4,000 pounds of muscle, also every video you see of a hippo chasing a boat and its head is barely peaking over the water and keeping up with the boat….it isnt swimming, its running under water because they physically cant swim because they have low body fat and a lot of really dense muscle so they sink like rocks and are pretty much bulletproof if you use anything smaller than a 4 bore rifle, oh and lets not forget their first response to anything is violence, if i had to choose between these four animals i would go with either a tiger or gator, cuz for the gator i could just climb a tree and be fine and the tiger i just need to have my eyes on at all times but also just keep my distance and make sure it cant get above or behind me because they are ambush predators and if they feel like they dont have the element of surprise they usually wont bother trying to attack, aso i chose tiger over bear because no matter how much you pay me i can not stay in the fetal position for 20 minutes or play dead for that long in general, i can only do that if im asleep and you got me fucked up if you think imma fall asleep near a bear and if that bitch got cubs im fucked either way

12:07 They probably never bother him because they feel very uncomfortable and don't confront creep strangers they know are crazy. You wouldn't walk up to a person wearing a hospital gown with crazy eyes!

@TitularHeroine

11 ай бұрын

Yeah. Who intentionally wants to go talk to a d-nozzle

11:32 honestly at five he probably did have no reaction to the movie alien because he was *five.* It's common for five year olds (as well as most young kids in general) to not have "proper" reactions to things, they tend to have really big reactions to things that typically don't matter (to your typical adult) and small reactions to things that would generally warrant a bigger reaction. Most children (that young) don't fully understand what they're watching when its through a screen anyway its just visual stimulation and noise.

9:35 Depends on what kind of bear that is. If that is a grizzly (I can't tell), then yeah, I'd go with the croc if it is on land. But if that's a black bear or whatever, I'd go with the bear. Most bears are only aggressive towards humans when they are hungry and got nothing else to eat, or when you threaten them territorially (don't take this as advice for dealing with bears, I am not a bear expert, just a bear enjoyer)

As someone who actually is both strong and suffering from anger issues, it really annoys me to see people present that violence and dominating attitude as a good thing. It's not. It's something I've worked very hard to move past and I'm not proud of the rare, maybe once a year occasions where I get violent and agressive. Hurting people isn't a good thing, throwing a tantrum dosent make u the joker

Sup Robin and EmKay team, y'all rock keep up the good work, I watch you guys after work to get a little laugh.

3:56 I am a line cook, and other cooks who take this attitude are the absolute worst. If you can't handle your temper, if you are constantly on edge and ready to blow up, if you feel the need to threaten your coworkers, you need to work somewhere else. Don't bring that BS onto the line. We're all under a lot of stress. You ain't special. Get therapy or an addiction. For legal reasons, I am not actually advising people to get addicted to drugs/alcohol. Though in the field, where we do have access, it is quite common to find cooks with some form of substance problem.

As someone who use to put up a “I’mma badass don’t mess with me!” Front, I’m genuinely baffled internet tough guys exist

8:20, i’ll take on the tiger… i never leave the house without catnip… i will leave running but with a cat high as frack behind me…

honesly i'd like to see how a lot of these guys would deal with a kick in the balls

@TitularHeroine

11 ай бұрын

You'd probably break their glasses

@cewla3348

5 ай бұрын

@@TitularHeroine as someone with glasses, i agree. i've never broken mine, because i don't do shit ever!

For anyone curious who doesnt know a lot about jiu jitsu ill talk about it here since i did it for a while and am thinking of returning (went on a break because of an injury and just never returned ig) so this type of martial arts focuses on self defense and on the ground grappling. It teaches you stuff like how to take a kick to knock someone down and how to pin someone down so theyre unable to get up or punch you. There is also other moves like the armbar which sole purpose is to kinda go on the offense but it focuses on defense. Just a little info for anyone curious

goddamn 2/5 of the comments are bots already youtube do something

@val_thezesty

11 ай бұрын

I know right like damn 😭😭

7:56 I'd pick the croc. He'd probably be the one you could stay ahead of the longest. At least on land.

@TitularHeroine

11 ай бұрын

They sprint at about 30mph which most people cannot do

4:39 Really loving that you had to censor a gun but not a grenade.

7:50 your best bet is the gator I think. They're pretty chill and they don't seem that hard to move away from or just sit on top of

My god, there's so much more that a hippo can and is known to do. Those tusks? Yeah those will shred you to pieces. Any idiot boasting about being able to fight one I bet real money that they would absolutely shit their pants when faced with one of those killing machines running at them.

For the one where you have to survive for 20 minutes, the gator? croc? I never know how to tell them apart lmao Anyway, that one is the most realistic, because all of their jaw muscle is in chomping down, not opening up. So the average person could hold their mouth closed if push came to shove. However, most likely, you wouldn't even have to do so. They don't attack people without provocation or desperation. Just let the dude vibe in the water, and stay at the opposite end of your enclosure, and you'll be chill

Ok, I went off Reddit vids, just like most people on yt I think. Recently got back into Rslash and then started getting your videos recommended to me. And boy I'm glad I did. You have a lot of variety and a lot of personality. Imma sub

Crocs the best shot 😂, they can't really turn backwards that well, and you can shop them temperature by grabbing their neck/under chin part.😅, So there's a shot, rest are instant death.

14:00 Imagine threatening someone over space travel in Dune when the other person is correct.

7:52 the Tiger in theory would actually be the least deadly so long as you keep eye contact/ have a mask on the back of your head to give the illusion of eyes. Keep calm and not try and run but also keep your distance as much as possible. Although I admit I don't know enough about the bear or croc? (can't tell if the teeth would stick out the mouth or not from this image) to say for certain though. The Hippo is the most dangerous and aggressive.

Well that was possibly the worst opening to a video I've ever heard, good on ya Robin

I feel like of the four animals in that one post, I'd take my chances with the tiger. It seems pretty chill and not in the mood to eat my flesh

Bro, there is a zero percent chance anyone could have survived the sub accident. Those guys got turned into pink jelly. When something implodes, the sides come together almost instantly. Even if you somehow survived being exuded through the cracks like pasta dough, your lungs are now paste and cannot hold enough oxygen to make the trip back to the surface of the ocean. Definitely a troll post.

@mangaanimefan3089

10 ай бұрын

Also, even if they somehow did get out(which, again, impossible), you'd be about 12,000+ ft deep in the North Atlantic. You will be crushed. No ifs, ands, or buts. Don't know why they're trolling, but definitely a troll post.

The last line in the video 💀💀 bro really regurgitated a centuries old Shakespearean insult and thought he did something.

a knife is not a good weapon for fighting a hippo; as their skin is 8 inches thick.

The chef is honestly the most rational one. Honestly doesn't belong in the video, chefs *are* badass, they can cook.

“Is the beast in you gay?” NAH, ROBIN! 💀💀

The only one of those 4 animals I'd even recommend trying to take on is the croc. There are people who wrangle crocs barehanded for a day job, where all the other animals typically involve tranquillizer rifles before people even want to get close to them, let alone take them on in a fight.

Either the sub guy is made of solid metal or he hasn't watched all the videos explaining what happens during a catastrophic implosion. "Everyone else would be made into super-heated soup, but I'd be fine. The air in the sub would be squeezed to the size of a pin head, but I would be able to breathe it for the 2 mile swim back to the surface!" Sorry, I am a little traumatised by the whole thing!

15:03 WHO WOULDN'T WANNA LIVE IN THE WOODS LISTENING TO MUSIC AND PLAYING WITH LIZARDS????

9:32 for the gator since I’m small I would jump on top of it and wait out the 20 minutes holdin on with nothin but a prayer and a dream to not die

Fun Fact: at 2:38 the proper reading of Matthew 7:5 is "Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye." I'm Anti-Theist and apparently I know more about the Bible then whatever this dude was

I don’t get why people would happily brag about saying they look scary and unapproachable like it’s some kind of Medal of Honor. If someone told me I look that way Ide just feel sad

“Nothing’s impossible with enough willpower” oh yeah let me go fly into space without any machinery really quick

9:23 Nope, crocodiles are extremely fast on land, too.

No, you can not beat a hippo bear handed, you just cant. (Personally i would chose bear cause if your lucky staying quiet and still will get it to ignore you, they don't tend to see humans as pray and aren't angry assholes like hippos)

The best way too sort these guys is too ask "What is a Soki?" and if they can't answer they don't know anything

@Will-oc3ok

11 ай бұрын

It means Head of the Family btw, its like the starter of a string of dojos, or the head of one particular Dojo.

7:53-8:05 That's actually true. Hippos are not only extremely aggressive and territorial, but they are way faster than they look. Especially in the water. On top of that, they have a bite force that can crush a watermelon to pulp within seconds. Screw the bear vs. gorilla debate, because a hippo would take them both out no problem.

Lmao I didn’t know my PTSD could be used to intimate somebody 😭😂💀 I’ve been using it wrong I guess

"I played Judo" someone who has obviously never done judo

Crocs are super fast on land. Though the croc is the right choice, you want it to be in water and you can swim under him with scuba gear, you'll be ok. He can't look down as long as you stay calm and dont bother him, he won't know you're even there.

I know karate, Jujitsu, Arnis and several other dangerous words.

I love this sub because it makes me feel better I don’t act like this

Why do some people seem to think everything in the world will eventually come down to a fight? If you try to start a fight, I will leave and call the cops. Let's see how much good your MMA/BJJ/etc training does you, then. Even if you beat me up, how is that going to help when facing formal charges? How about instead of screwing yourself over by starting a violent altercation, you just....listen to the other person's complaints, or tell them to screw off if you don't want to?

That last one was perfect!

I'm 5'9", 138 pounds and female. Mr 220 at 6'4" must look VERY flabby. His only intimidating factor will his BO.

i think that's an alligator, they are actually very shy creatures and only eat small prey, if you move as far as possible, they won't try to attack u for the most part. but if its a croc, then you would be in the worst condition because they actively look out for larger prey than themselves including humans to eat.

@kyle--859

11 ай бұрын

Honestly I'd still be more scared of the Hippo. They are massive territorial death machines that are known for attacking boats.

Never have I thought I'd hear Robin howling and roaring, and I don't know whether if I know if I like it or not.

I have friends who are exactly like this. We met in the Military. (the irony, i know) They always claim that that they were a "menace" in HS, they were always targeted by groups of guys whom they constantly beat, or (the craziest thing i have heard) they had special permissions to open carry IN HS! I usually just ignore those comments but when they get together, its insufferable. All they do is the Deadpool gag of one uping each others trauma. Like those stories about your parents abusing you isnt character growth, its ptsd and you need help.😢 Theyre genuinely good people who would never hurt anyone but its the culture they grew up in where they need to pretend to be tough or insane. Might is right, i thinks its called. Idk if anyone else has gone through something similar, they can't be outliers in the neckbeard club.

0:12 it’s sleeping not dead yes, but it’s in a infinite coma because it doesn’t exist

I'm new to the channel and I am dying 😂