Whenever I hear people say “Zelda is the character you play as” I want to slap them so bad. No Zelda is the PRINCESS. The character you play as is named Link

@Alex_the_Human

Жыл бұрын

I made this mistake once and once only( I told it to a fan of the game so learn really quick😅)

@MandyMay19282

Жыл бұрын

It makes me angrier when the person saying it is older than me or is in a position of power, all because I’m not allowed to correct it

@PunkiDaNightcrawler

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@honoredtiger

Жыл бұрын

Especially when they claim to be in the fandom

@whats_it_worth

Жыл бұрын

no the game is called zelda you play as zelda just like the protagonist of star wars is named star, wars

14:20 fun fact about Finland, the fact that there are no homeless people actually made people more rich because the taxes used to support the homeless got cut meaning more money for the people. On top of that the formerly homeless now have the ability to support themselves meaning they actually contribute to society.

@PrincessAmanante

Жыл бұрын

“Good luck being a billionaire over there.” Dude, what makes you think you can be a billionaire HERE?

@RGC_animation

Жыл бұрын

Yes, because it is LITERALLY cheaper to build homeless shelter than to pretend they don't exist. If I'm ever moving to another country, Finland is on the top of my list.

@subtlewhatssubtle

Жыл бұрын

@@PrincessAmanante These kind of people always think that they're gonna 'make it' one day and don't want anyone to take it away from them. It's the sole delusion that lets them keep going day after day.

@wantedbird55srandomchannel28

Жыл бұрын

The small country where my former favorite mobile game originated from also gets rid of homelessness, yet the massive one made up of 50 states that abolished treating groups like less of a human in a literal war has to find every way to make sure the homeless die miserable.

@Vinemaple

Жыл бұрын

You will never be able to explain that to a LinkedIn Lunatic

For those who are curious, male seahorses simply carry the seahorse eggs in a small pouch. The female still births the eggs, but they deposit them in the male's pouch

@fusssel7178

Жыл бұрын

while when the female clown fish dies, the male becomes female.

@13thMaiden

Жыл бұрын

Female spotted hyenas have pseudopenis that's an elongated external vagina. It is also the birth canal, and first time mothers have to bite off the tip of their "penis" just to birth the pups. (Many hyenas die this way)

@bumblebeeyellowdragon

Жыл бұрын

I don't care.

@Wolfbyte_the_Weirdo

Жыл бұрын

@@bumblebeeyellowdragon Fair enough, i only remember cuz seahorses are my favorite sea creature, beaten only by sharks and octapi

@bluestreaker9242

Жыл бұрын

Iirc, I believe the reason for that is so they can be more efficient at reproducing. Everyone's giving all the street cred to the rabbits, yet seahorses be like "Am I a JOKE to you?" XD

The dumbest thing about that pentagram belt thing is that even in the picture they use it looks like a 6 pointed star not a 5 pointed one.

@dutchguy977

Жыл бұрын

You're assuming they even know what a pentagram looks like

@ngotemna8875

Жыл бұрын

It's also nothing of the sorts but just a normal belt buckle. It's like looking at burned toast and seeing the devil in it. Pure delusion

@feuerling

Жыл бұрын

​​​@@ngotemna8875 Toast burns when it gets hot. Hell is hot (some interpretations at least.) The obvious conclusion: Toasters work by summoning tiny demons to heat the bread.

@squiddiot5477

Жыл бұрын

Conservatives don't know shapes

@MidniteSpectre

Жыл бұрын

The six pointed star like the one shown there a called the Star of David and is a holy symbol. It's in the flag of Israel, who are God's chosen people according to the bible.

I like how it's called a "feminist" cafe instead of a "sexist" cafe. Smh Prioritizing one sex over the other is the literal definition of sexism.

@Lynns0b

Жыл бұрын

*Prejudice, stereotyping, or discrimination, typically against women, on the basis of sex.* or *Perceiving and judging people only on the basis of their belonging to a particular sex or gender* It doesn't seem to say anything about prioritizing one gender over the other but yeah it was sexist. Gonna guess they were doing what stores do for women's products and, yk, charge the men more. I'm not sure why it was called a feminist café if the target audience was lesbian vegans and not just women in general

@MaskedButcher7

Жыл бұрын

Someone put timestamps please?

@Lynns0b

Жыл бұрын

​@@MaskedButcher7 15:40

@Kiara-M

Жыл бұрын

Men are the only ones that get upset at women having their own spaces.

@kirareich1776

Жыл бұрын

I love how this dumb feminist cafe crashed and burned. If it was targeted for only women, then the lack of male customers shouldn't have mattered. But clearly their business model was so trash that even women boycotted it 😂. All sexism is trash, end of story. Be the bigger person!

4:35 as someone who dropped out of school at the start of 10th grade, I can confirm. The school still regularly sends my mom "warnings" (or promises, or threats) that they will take legal action if my lunch debt is not paid off. It's like $11 dollars (of which I didn't even rack up, their garbage ass system fucked up and charged like 7 kid's lunch to my account), and they also regularly send me mail about a $200 dollar laptop repair fee from 9th grade that I need to pay. For My First Time Broken, Free Repair. That they Promised in the terms and services of using their required for school computers

@Vinemaple

Жыл бұрын

Unbelievable, in Washington state you can get school lunches for free, I think you may have to prove low income, but they are genuinely free. This isn't by any means a progressive utopia, but sometimes we get something right...

8:31 She got lucky. My brother worked at a hospital, and a guy that had bariatric surgery ate BEANS that his mother gave to him the next day of the surgery. He almost died, but the doctors were able to save his life. Then, when he was in his room, he complained he was hungry again to his mother, who gave him yogurt. He died after his stomach burst AGAIN. The mother was just trying to "comfort" her son who was hungry. Sorry lady, but you successfully committed a murder.

@qu1tttt

Жыл бұрын

jesus christ

@naheleshiriki5496

Жыл бұрын

Had to take an old lady who was hit by a truck to the ER. It turned out she needed emergency surgery. The stupid hippie with me that wouldn't call 911 because f*** the police and called me instead claimed that the reason they weren't letting her drink or eat anything was because they wanted to charge her for an IV because American healthcare. Then when the elderly lady was being childish over the covid testing necessary to clear her for transport to the hospital capable of doing the surgery said hippie complained about how they knew a guy in college that had been testing non-invasive methods claiming that there had to be alternatives that the nurses simply weren't using. Knowing that people aren't supposed to eat or drink before going into emergency surgery for a reason, and that the testing phase for something that is going to be implemented in saving lives within hospitals take a long time on top of how long it takes to mass produce and distribute... I wanted to slap them for endangering this elderly woman's life by not immediately calling the police and getting her into an ambulance. I refrained and instead managed to write down all the medications she claimed to be allergic to on a sheet provided to me by the nurses and in turn saving her life as they had none of her medical records on what she was allergic to and she was refusing to speak with said nurses. It was a nightmare that I was randomly involved in because I wasn't even told the full extent of that woman's injuries. Hippie called me for a ride because they thought everything was fine. I said she needed to go to the ER and I'm glad. Do I hate all hippies no not even close. I do hate that one though.

@TheEDFLegacy

Жыл бұрын

Please tell me that mother was actually charged with murder. Or at least manslaughter or something of the sort.

@strayiggytv

10 ай бұрын

​@@naheleshiriki5496 "hippies" and right wing conspiracy weirdos have a lot of really worrying overlap tbh.

Even in the blurred photo the buckle has six points. It’s a Star of David. Not that they’d feel that that’s any better.

@cernanwinterfox85

Жыл бұрын

Of course not. Satanists, jews, minorities, all the same right?

@lxmesoda

Жыл бұрын

true

@lxmesoda

Жыл бұрын

@@skellington8090 no, its a symbol of judaism

@davidchapman7350

Жыл бұрын

Actually it also isn't that. It's just a simple belt buckle that clips together.

@llamadrama1090

Жыл бұрын

​@@davidchapman7350 but it could be seen as a star but the star of David not a pentagram

I suspect the reason the beekeeper doesn't give that neighbour any honey, prooooobably has something to do with them being the sort who want's to sue over bee's "stealing their pollen". Would YOU want to even interact with that sort of person? Never mind GIVE them something.

@Vinemaple

Жыл бұрын

No. Because they will either demand more and more and start selling it themselves, or try to sue you over alleged poisoning. Rslash put this whole saga in one of his videos, maybe a redditor update one?

@exquisitetoaster1482

10 ай бұрын

To be honest though I'd love to see the look on their face when they get laughed out of the office of the lawyer they went to about this situation lmao

To make things worse, that donation of $5 per person is almost certainly an attempt to remove the locals' rights to sue the company for damages

05:01 For people clutching their pearls over "bASiC biOLoGy", they seem to be the only people who don't know the *ONE FACT EVERYONE LEARNS ABOUT SEAHORSE BIOLOGY*

@bluestreaker9242

Жыл бұрын

To be fair, the fact is technically incorrect. The female lays the eggs in the male's pouch. It just sounds more fascinating and mindblowing to say that it's the male that's giving birth. Besides...wait 'til they learn about clownfish and certain genera of lizards...and what the term "parthenogenesis" means. They'd lose their minds and call that shit "unnatural". XD

@billbob127

Жыл бұрын

@@bluestreaker9242it is unatural for humans, not talking about other species

@bluestreaker9242

Жыл бұрын

@@billbob127 What's unnatural, exactly? You're going to have to be specific, Bill Bob, middle initial "E"; you can't proclaim a statement like that with nothing to back it up other than an "I said so", 'cause no-one's gonnna buy the snake-oil you're sellin', otherwise. >.>

@F0UR3V3R

Жыл бұрын

​​@@billbob127 if its unnatural why can I cut my dick off with a box cutter?

@alternatecheems8145

Жыл бұрын

@@billbob127 Throw out your glasses, pills, furniture, tv, phone, wifi router, glassware, silverware, clothing, paper, pc, etc. that shit ain't natural either

The most cursed thing about that candle is not the fact they tried to light it on fire but instead that it takes C battery's.

@zr4342

Жыл бұрын

I have a candle like that that takes C batteries..

@tylisirn

Жыл бұрын

I wish more things took C batteries, because C batteries have triple the capacity of AAs.

@danielcrafter9349

Жыл бұрын

​@@tylisirn- and more environmentally friendly

theres something about the brutal simplicity of someone texting their friend "did I leave my phone at your house" thats so funny

@GogiRegion

28 күн бұрын

I once texted my mom in middle school that I couldn’t find my phone on the bus. I was so relieved when I got that reply.

11:06 I laughed so hard at the bees “STEALING the pollen or nectar” 😂 the bees are trespassing and stealing flowers!!! I can’t with this one. I’ll be laughing about this for a while. And I guarantee every time I see a bee from now on I’m going to think of bees “STEALING” the pollen.

@ngotemna8875

Жыл бұрын

"Get a real job you yellow bastards!"

@sullenskulls9709

Жыл бұрын

That's why they're always in their prison stripes.

@skellington8090

Жыл бұрын

The only good kind of stealing!

@2993LP

Жыл бұрын

Their beekeeper neighbor should reward them with bees. So many bees. Swarming *EVERYWHERE*.

@cowsharkdefin6376

Жыл бұрын

A wild thing I learned from that thread is that in medieval Ireland there were a ton of complex laws regarding beekeeping issues including situations like the original post.

Those weirdos yelling about Rihanna being "satanic" would find something to complain about even if the show had just been Creed reading lines from the Bible for three hours.

@bumblebeeyellowdragon

Жыл бұрын

He's reading the bible wrong! Satanism! Satanism!

@ngotemna8875

Жыл бұрын

Let's be real, they would complain that she isn't white enough to read the Bible

@JamesTDG

Жыл бұрын

Indeed, I technically am more satanic than her MERELY for the fact that I support the satanic temple and the church of satan, despite me legally being a part of the dudeist church

@MaxGaming-gp6ij

Жыл бұрын

It wasn't for four hours!

@mysterylovescompany2657

Жыл бұрын

The real irony is that it looks more like a Magen David...which is as OG Abrahamic as it gets. 😂

3:48 technically witches are known for their flying skills

@Gravewhisper

Жыл бұрын

less so for their skills with modern technology. If the plane was made of wood, I'd feel much safer with a witch pilot.

7:20 as someone with quite a few disabilities, the idea that people think disabilities shouldn’t be cured is ridiculous to me. If there was a cure to any of my disabilities, I’d take them in a heartbeat, but I have to live with them because there isn’t. We shouldn’t shame people for wanting to be able to function like able-bodied people

@stephaniethebatter7975

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I TOTALLY agree with you here. This sort of mentality should be reserved for certain disabilities such as Autism, which is not only more of a Cursed With Awesome situation in quite a few cases, but actual attempts at curing it do more harm than good. If all a disability ever does is take something away from you, like your eyesight, hearing or ability to walk, then it should be cured. If it's just something that makes you function differently from everyone else, then being understood and working around your differences is far better than any attempt at a cure.

@Jaminux

Жыл бұрын

i think they might've come at it like that because of all the people who try and campaign "cures" for disabilities (especially neurodivergence, but i'm aware that isn't the topic here) instead of working towards public acceptance of those disabilities. this person likely sees it from the perspective that instead of our first thought being "they should get that cured," it should be "they should get the help that they need". i'm disabled myself and i don't wish to invalidate anyone's opinions, but here's my take on this. it's great that options exist for people who want to get treatment to restore or add ability, but because many of those people don't have access to that or don't want that kind of treatment for whatever reason, society needs to do better and take steps towards making the human world accessible for more humans.

@Jana-fc4gl

Жыл бұрын

As another disabled person, I think the main issue here is autonomy. If I have the choice to cure my disability I'd probably do too. But I don't want anyone to decide that for me. Bc then it would feel like they do it bc "curing" me is for their benefit bc I'm less of a "burden" and it'd be easier than fixing the system that makes living with disabilities harder. Just my 2 cents, it's a nuanced discussion 😊

@Vinemaple

Жыл бұрын

I think this got on facepalm as someone trying way too hard to be "woke," and failing doubly by attacking someone

@isthatrubble

7 ай бұрын

I actually think the person who made the original tweet probably was more put off by the way the genuinely good deed (I assume, I don't know anything about mr beast or his humanitarian work) was presented in the video/thumbnail. the facial expressions look barely human and it's presented like he personally cured them instead of just paying for it. like the true purpose of paying for the treatment was so he could brag about it on youtube - *that's* what's so unnerving about it. I know mr beast's thumbnails are always like that so it's not a choice made specifically for that video, but it does hit different in this specific context. idk, maybe in the video mr beast acts like he's the one true saviour to the blind, "rescuing" these people from blindness like all blind people are suffering terribly and he's their only hope. which WOULD be kinda demonic! or maybe they think it's demonic that a youtuber is doing this instead of a government-funded public clinic, which I also would say is pretty fucked up. but the person quote-tweeting is just........ no, dude. next you'll be saying people shouldn't relearn to walk after they have terrible injuries that temporarily confine them to a wheelchair because that's letting ableists win......

14:12 Let's remember that Keanu is actually trained in 3 gun racing...

@abdulazim3642

Жыл бұрын

Fun fact: it is also a part of CQC and Urban warfare training, which pretty much gives him a huge advantage over the one trying to discredit him 😊.

About the person who ordered spike strips for their driveway: if they've already put up a "Private property: no trespassing" sign and people are STILL trespassing....... they're fully within their legal right to do that so long as the spike strips are entirely within their own property, and the liability falls entirely upon the trespasser. Like, there was a sign. You did not read the sign. It's your fault for not reading the sign. 🤷‍♀

@Alexander_Luv1

Жыл бұрын

that fair and i agree. I think the stupid part is both the trespassers and her cause you KNOW shes gonna loose a few tires to those things.

@nikkimcdonald4562

Жыл бұрын

@@Alexander_Luv1 there is a learning curve. 👍

@cactus.man_

Жыл бұрын

Morally she's justified, but not legally. Intentionally causing damage to someone is illegal even if it's your property (in some places at least)

@saytr4

Жыл бұрын

You know there are people who are violent psychopaths in this world right? Why would you want one really angry at you and in your driveway?

@comradewindowsill4253

Жыл бұрын

nah, there are laws about this sort of thing. you can't place traps on your property that can cause harm to trespassers or their own property, such as tires. if this seems dumb to you, consider- what if one day a fire started in her house, and a fire truck pulled up, over those nail strips? or what if the fire was somewhere else nearby, and the fire truck had to use her driveway to turn around?

Lets be honest wearing the bandana that Michael from the office wears is such a chad move

@drydraluxalow

Жыл бұрын

Rep. Raskin wears bandanas to cover the hair loss he's experiencing from chemo. Again. :(

@bumblebeeyellowdragon

Жыл бұрын

Yeah cause there's nothing more attractive than being as smart as Micheal from The Office.

@Bk15729

Жыл бұрын

​@@bumblebeeyellowdragon Smart is an understatement. Be respectful

@dino2727

Жыл бұрын

Oh yeah I have school lunch debt it’s pretty expensive

@bumblebeeyellowdragon

Жыл бұрын

@@Bk15729 No.

8:32 Now this is OBVIOUSLY a horrible move from the dad, everyone can agree on that. However, I do really wish more doctors told you WHY you have to do/not do things. A lot of people, including myself, struggle to respect and follow unexplained rules. Still 100% blame the dad on that horrible incident and feel so sorry for the poor 3 year old, but uh… maybe a quick “She might vomit and inhale the vomit” could’ve shown that guy they weren’t “being hard on her.”

@awaredeshmukh3202

Жыл бұрын

I would have more sympathy for the guy if he didn't immediately blame it on the doctors :/

@techalyzer

Жыл бұрын

You have the whole knowledge of man kind in your pocket. GOOGLE IT! I don't even go to the doctor for many simple health issues, it's all there for you to read.

@komikbookgeek

Жыл бұрын

Generally with surgery they do double check that you haven't been given them anything to eat or drink So yeah Dad should have fessed up to what he did instead of lying about it cuz yeah that does kill people. And generally they are told at least in my experience and they just think the doctors are lying to them to be mean or some s***

@agnestennisberg4314

Жыл бұрын

​@@awaredeshmukh3202Blaming others is a common thing that people do when something bad happens. For some people it can be very hard to stay calm and that's why they do or say stupid things.

@avelynn5976

9 ай бұрын

i can hardly sympathize with that when he refused to take accountability and immediately went on to blame the surgeon as if he would know better than a trained professional.

oh dude. that heart attack selfie is so awful for his coworkers - snoring is one of the possible symptoms of a heart attack, so thats probably why they thought he'd fallen aslee. similar thing happened to a comedian, Tommy Cooper - he suffered a fatal heart attack on stage, and was slumped sitting down against a wall, snoring... the audience laughing because they thought it was part of his act.

@tahfy1615

Жыл бұрын

The image is fake, the guy did actually fall asleep and the image is photoshopped and it was used in a photoshop battle on Reddit.

@Xnoob545

Жыл бұрын

@@tahfy1615 huge relief ngl

@Queenofdragons6

10 ай бұрын

@@tahfy1615 Wait, really?

God, a transgender witch who is also a FAA-certified pilot sounds like one of the coolest people you could meet. I hope there’s actually somebody like that out there.

@thepandrbr

Жыл бұрын

there is, we just haven't met them yet

@contortionyx

Жыл бұрын

I midread this as a transgender witch pilot was a description of God 🤣 Oooh I'm tired zzzzzzz

@fakshen1973

Жыл бұрын

My former accountant,RIP Robin, used to fly large cargo transports in Vietnam. I wouldn't trust Cruz to pilot a paper airplane.

@thechef9246

Жыл бұрын

Hmm, I wonder what my next Dungeons and Dragons character shall be… oh, but of course!

@nobeardthepirate8569

Жыл бұрын

If she can fly a broom, I’m pretty sure she can land a 737 in Hartfield.

Andrew Tate out here thinking he’s one punch man with that supposed daily training.

That first post is why sign offs for deliveries were invented. You get confirmation you're at the right spot and delivering to the right person before unloading.

@jamesphillips2285

Жыл бұрын

Since they were in the wrong place: there was probably nobody around to sign off.

@bumblebeeyellowdragon

Жыл бұрын

@@jamesphillips2285 Yes that's my point.

Zelda is clearly just Link but without the I, N, and K, but with a Z, D, E, and A

@_leaf-3525

Жыл бұрын

Zelda is secretly Link confirmed???/???!!!!!1!!!!1111!!!!!!

@wigley7610

10 ай бұрын

l

12:25 The idea that you only have a few fixed days per year that you can be sick is just insane to me. Everybody gets sick at some point, sometimes seriously and for longer periods, and you cant do anything about it. It must super stressful working in the knowledge that if you get into an accident or get ill you not only have to deal with that, but you also get fired from your job or dont get paid anymore.

@smarmyunicorn8656

Жыл бұрын

Thats not entirely the case. Not all job have sick days, and those that do will give a fair number of sick days. Most jobs just have PTO (paid time off) and if you are sick you use those. If you are seriously sick and go over the time off you have you can file for FMLA which provides up to 12 weeks of time off; however, it is unpaid. Since you are still employed you still get to keep any insurance plan provided through you’re job though. Most insurance have a policy in which after you reach a certain amount of money you owe them you no longer have to pay any medical bills for the rest of that year(there is a term for that I forgot it). So if you are seriously ill, or a family member is you can still get time off and keep your job.

9:32 The child like looping scrawling writing of an adult is fully distinct from that of an actual child. This was clearly intentionally written child-like by an adult. Unfortunately child like scrawling is my actual handwriting.

A chicken running on four legs would be kinda interesting to see ngl

@Alex_the_Human

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@skellington8090

Жыл бұрын

They’d be cute lil’ feather doggos!

@animemusicluver1

Жыл бұрын

I'd eat it

@skellington8090

Жыл бұрын

@@animemusicluver1 NONONONO-

@Mr.Bob-Gray

Жыл бұрын

@@skellington8090 YESYESYESYES-

12:53 I can’t stop laughing at the fact that this being spelled wrong could potentially be interpreted as “ironing my ass off”

5:50 The real question is how this guy was still able to tweet IN JAIL

@bumblebeeyellowdragon

Жыл бұрын

I love how Americans are stunned that jail inmates are ever allowed basic rights while in Scandinavia it's common to have it.

@alisteruiz

Жыл бұрын

Some prisons do give people human rights believe it or not

@Alexander_Luv1

Жыл бұрын

@@bumblebeeyellowdragon ... after the whole slave part of the video i should have realized this was an america thing. i fucking hate the country.

@jan_harald

Жыл бұрын

@@bumblebeeyellowdragon to be fair, access to the internet isn't a basic right, even for scandinavia I'm somewhat surprised... sure, I assume they're monitored while on the internet, and sure, I know that the "prison" there is basically like a cheap hotel, but still, lol

@bumblebeeyellowdragon

Жыл бұрын

@@jan_harald Lol. Wait until you find out there's computers and TVs in most Danish prisons. In Denmark the principle is that taking away freedom is enough punishment, they should not have their dignity taken or be treated less than human.

I read the thumbnail as ‘I uploaded 6000 bricks in the wrong location’ and for some reason I thought somebody had uploaded 6000 pngs of bricks into some random folder

1:05 The buckle looking like a 6 pointed Star of David and not a pentagram is even better

@spamton.S.Spamtong18377.

Жыл бұрын

i think they meant it as a joke

@GammaMuDMu

11 күн бұрын

Is calling it a hexagram antisemitic

I’ve made the “texting on my phone that I can’t find my phone” mistake before “Ugh (friend) I can’t find my phone” “(Me)… check in your hands” “Ummm… I’ll give you $5 to not tell anybody…”

1:02 “pentagram” with 6 points 😂

There are two types of facepalms. The funny kind, and the ones that make you shake your head in disbelief

If you get diagnosed with cancer for a second time, I feel you should get to wear all the bandanas you want.

@NavyNorthStar18

Жыл бұрын

Bandannas of certain colors including blue have gang affiliation

@economicallyunviablekitten

Жыл бұрын

@@NavyNorthStar18 can a man not just wear a fucking bandana without dealing with all of this “oh but that means this” bullshit

@NavyNorthStar18

Жыл бұрын

@@economicallyunviablekitten it’s not like I made the rules

Vicki is going to forget they're there and will be popping her own tires.

About the school lunch thing I had a friend in HIGH SCHOOL who had her lunch taken away from her because SHE WAS 10 CENTS short! Her mom had to leave work to come to the school to give them a dime so her teen daughter could have lunch.

@Gravewhisper

Жыл бұрын

In Germany, you just bring your own lunch. Sure a lot of schools have cafeterias, but they're only for lazy people and kids too young to go buy food at the local kebab place.

Why aren't the school lunches funded by the taxes like the rest of the school is? I can't believe I just realized that weird fact.

10:40 flowers literally exist so bees can pollinate plants and make food and yeah. YOUR COMPENSATION. IS FOOD.

10:35 Breaking news, cops don't want civilians to run into active shooter zones. That's crazy

0:52 he was diagnosed with lymphoma. Lots of people who go through chemo wear bandanas. Man’s really gate keeping headwear.

15:32 whenever the story comes up I feel obligated to say the "man tax" was a voluntary donation to a women's shelter.

I can already imagine the same people saying "oh no you can't make Zelda a girl" also say "NOOO YOU CANT MAKE A HEADHUNTER IN SPACE FEMALE"

@sadmac356

Жыл бұрын

They probably are… :(

@bumblebeeyellowdragon

Жыл бұрын

Samus was always intended to be female. Lol.

@Hiswf_

Жыл бұрын

@@bumblebeeyellowdragon yeah but I think there are people who only saw the suit and went yep that's a male

@bumblebeeyellowdragon

Жыл бұрын

@@Hiswf_ Yep including a magazine and early fanart all depicting her as a "male hero". I feel like I'm the only one who realized Samus was a woman when I played the original Metroid games.

@Hiswf_

Жыл бұрын

@@bumblebeeyellowdragon that's an interesting fact. I never played any Metroid games but still

The little "feminist" cafe in Sydney made a campaign in 2017 to inform about the 2016 gender pay gap in Australia. They charged men an extra 18% one week a month at that time. "Men will be charged an 18 % premium to reflect the gender pay gap (2016), which is donated to a womans service". They closed in 2019, because the owners were young and want to try out other businesses. It is 2023 now and the internet hates on them now for charging men more, pretending it was just for hate against men. I wonder why there is not so much hate about the Pink tax, that is going on in nearly every store around the globe. They definitly had a point in 2017, some people only find empathy if it happens to them, but I guess we know now the majority don´t find empathy even if it happens to them.

@Soup3rhero

Жыл бұрын

Finally some context

@jan_harald

Жыл бұрын

and so this comment was buried under the sea of others ;P

@wta1518

Жыл бұрын

The "pink tax" doesn't get as much hate because it's not even remotely the same thing. Women can just buy the cheaper "men's" product. And about the wage gap: an eye for an eye leaves the world blind. This café was a horrible idea, and I'm very glad it's gone, although I am sad that it's owners aren't in debt from all the money they stole.

@sullenskulls9709

Жыл бұрын

@@wta1518 To be fair, if they announced beforehand that they would be charging 18% extra towards men, then it is not stealing. Any man who went in during that week was knowingly donating to the womans service, and showing support for the cause. Doing it unannounced would be petty, doing it how they did is a statement. Even if you don't agree with the statement they're making, calling it stealing is just terrible framing.

@waldorfmcvitty4854

Жыл бұрын

They did not have a point in 2017, unless in Australia they do not have laws outlawing paying men more than woman for the same job? Such laws have existed since the 70's here and the only reasons this 'statistic' exists are stupidity and the need to feel victimised.

Those brick guys are the reason why I hate bricks so much that I punch them.

@cdogthehedgehog6923

Жыл бұрын

Ah yes. Deep brick puncher lore, just what i was looking for.

@brickpuncher1429

Жыл бұрын

@@cdogthehedgehog6923 I know no one wanted it, but I have lore now.

@infiniteplanes5775

Жыл бұрын

I wanted it :)

@intelchip_x86

Жыл бұрын

brick ptsd btsd

0:30 As an Eastern European man, kisses on the cheek are a common and perfectly appropriate interaction (especially as a greeting) with family members, including my dad

@gigalad4191

Жыл бұрын

If this is France, then I understand, considering your extremely gay history💀💀

@subtlewhatssubtle

Жыл бұрын

@@gigalad4191 France isn't in Eastern Europe. That's more like... Poland, Ukraine, Romania.

14:30 "... we don't need homeless people." I mean, technically true. Finland proved that.

I would like to thank the emkay and ezpz team, if it wasn't for you I wouldn't be able to sleep at night every night. I love all the narrators' voices so much so that I can sleep to them.

As a Swedish person, the giant Volvo car theft is one of the funniest things I have ever heard of xD

4:40 It is for this reason that I longer believe in the adage, "The squeaky wheel gets the oil." A more accurate phrase foe now is, "The squeaky wheel gets replaced with a less squeaky wheel."

"Yes Link your brave heroism will be remembered forever as the Legend... of Zelda" Edit: OMG I got a heart from EmKay! Edit 2: i no longer have a heart from EmKay :(

@bumblebeeyellowdragon

Жыл бұрын

It is Zelda's power that lets Link win everytime.

@lxmesoda

Жыл бұрын

​@@bumblebeeyellowdragon ok but link does literally everything else

@SilverTypo5081

Жыл бұрын

​@@lxmesoda But I the CDI games

@Newoboi

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I don't think that's fair...

@minaashido518

Жыл бұрын

@@bumblebeeyellowdragon in some of them but not all of them have Zelda as the deciding factor Link has the triforce too he does nearly everything himself Zelda helps sometimes yes like in botw when she reveals ganons weak points and gives link a bow but even then the bow part isn’t really needed it’s just good to have

6:00 This is the summary of any kind of support service. People often just don't know how stuff works and rather than look for a simple solution, they just cry it's broken or defective.

@SIS3W3N

Жыл бұрын

Some individual states are creating their own free school lunch programs. In one state I was reading about today (Minnesota, I think.), a Republican voting against the bill was trying to argue that there were no hungry people because he hasn't met them. Meanwhile, Republicans in other states are repealing child labor laws or blocking attempts to outlaw child marriage. But we're suppose to believe that they're attacking trans people to protect the children. I f'n hate Republicans.

I do help my dad around his construction business from time to time and let me tell you, unloading pallets upon pallets in the wrong spot or pallets of the wrong thing does happen. And 6k bricks is that much, lol. Good workout.

7:37 reminded me o an episode of Urban Legend; a tv series about urban legends and whether or not they could happen and if they ever happened. The segment was about an office worker who died of a heart attack early in the week and no one noticed until Friday. We are so close to making an urban legend become reality.

@nikkimcdonald4562

Жыл бұрын

Because they can't smell death ?

8:58 - this is easily a case for imprisonment, or at least taking away the kid from him.

@rando.m.e

10 ай бұрын

The best part is that nothing probably even happened to the dather

@aylen7062

8 ай бұрын

I hope there were consecuences, 25 minutes dead causes brain damage. The life of that girl just became a whole lot harder forever.

I think Robin has the wrong idea about witches...he's thinking from a fantasy standpoint and if an actual witch were flying the plane it...wouldn't be as exciting, probably. It'd just be someone flying a plane that also knows how to curse all the passengers if they wanted.

@GipsyDangerfan

Жыл бұрын

And hopefully wouldn't apply a group-punishment curse because of a karen.

0:46 For anyone wondering Representative Jamie Raskin is going through chemo therapy, he wears it to distract himself from the hair loss, but why a bandana? Because he is a fan of rock guitarist, Little Steven who is known for wearing a bandana.

5:24 TEACHING AT 16.25/HR?? I MAKE 16.75/HR AND I JUST TURNED 18 WHAT

10:18 my ride is Illustrator

Okay the last one cracks me up. I take a walk with my great uncle every two days mostly at night and see Jupiter and Venus every time. And every single time for months he shows me some stars and star formations with their specific names, mainly Jupiter, Mars, Venus and Sirius. I'm usually rolling my eyes a bit when his spiel begins but this is definitely getting brought up next visit.

I love how Robin busts down bullshit.

3:51 In all fairness... They're hiring trans people outside of actual qualifications (from what I know) I don't think anyone's going on a plane and thinking "I hope my pilot is LGBT!", they're thinking "I hope my pilot is as well-qualified as possible!"

@thatguybrody4819

Жыл бұрын

exactly. the people i've seen talking about that aren't talking about not wanting to ride the trans plane, they are talking about it being another diversity checkmark hire instead of a qualified person hire.

I love hearing your points over the stores like 90% of the time.

1:30 I refuse to believe that wasn't satire

15:25 It would have been so much better if one had a chainsaw and one had a katana, then it would be a chainsaw man reference

it's getting kind of hard to belive that humankind is good enough to make the world a better place

@RGC_animation

Жыл бұрын

Well Finland is like the only proof of that.

@jewelxiat

Жыл бұрын

there's a quote that goes something like "humanity named kindness. we gave kindness a name, therefore it exists." and while it's true that not everybody is evil, I absolutely agree that pessimism and nihilism is seeming more and more "factual" by the day. but that's what happens when people live in a Dystopia. Just gotta keep fighting the good fight, because someone has to if we want to see others win. That's what I try to tell myself, anyway: that the US and the other first world countries that aren't doing what Finland is doing, will change one day, not for worse. But ONLY if there are people who can withstand the war and fight the good fight.

7:00 imagine Gary was wrong 😂

@evandernier9879

10 күн бұрын

He the scam police, he’s not

10:50 The singular "Youu" killed me. I felt that one deep, deep in the chest.

7:16 This reminds me of this one video I saw of this man in a wheel chair drawing and commentating on why characters with a disability shouldn’t be "cured" and basically he said "they don’t want to be cured" which is just bs, I’m sure someone in a wheel chair would love their legs to work again. Then he want on this whole rant about how it implies "they are broken" and " not normal" which is true, their legs don’t work.

@wmdkitty

Жыл бұрын

And he's right. The main thing disabling me is SOCIETY, not my body.

@SketchUT

Жыл бұрын

Not all people want to be disabled, but not all disabled people want to be cured. It’s generalizations on both sides if that makes sense? Like. I wouldn’t want a cure for my ADHD. It’s the biggest part of me and I’ve come to love it a lot more than I did pre-diagnosis/treatment. I would want a cure for my other 7 disorders (yes, I have 8 disorders) because they don’t bring the kind of joy ADHD can. My language disorders don’t make me happy. My cyclothymia makes me toxically happy at times. My anxiety has never made me happy even once. But yknow what ADHD has done? Given me hyperfixations and a special interest. Yeah, maybe they’re more fun because of the dopamine struggle due to the ADHD, and there are negatives to it (otherwise it wouldn’t be a disorder), but at least I can confidently say my other disorders have brought me no joy while my ADHD has. Cure my other disorders (and my physical health issues while you’re at it), but leave my ADHD alone. (What I mean in the end is, it’s situational, like most things end up being. Don’t try to cure those who don’t want cures. Don’t avoid looking for solutions for those who want them. Be respectful of what we want instead of making assumptions for every disabled person ever.)

@Alexander_Luv1

Жыл бұрын

@@SketchUT ADHD isn't a disability, its a disorder. big difference. Also "special interests" is an autism thing. Its also not like the people in the video were blind blind either. They had something clouding a part of their eye and its a pretty easy fix but it costs a lot of money.

@SketchUT

Жыл бұрын

@@Alexander_Luv1 what IS the difference between disorder (a condition that inhibits someone’s ability to properly function in multiple areas of their life, like school/work, home, etc) and disability?? And I hear that argument a lot but my love of my SpIn is more than a hyperfixation and definitely isn’t a neurotypical-feeling interest so I don’t have a better term for it. If you have a better one, I’m all ears, but I’ve seen and been told by autistic people that it’s fine. And also, if it counts for anything, I was ever so slightly below the minimum criteria for being diagnosed with autism (like if I needed a 7/10, as an example not an explanation of the way it works, I got a 6.5/10). And I’m assumed to be autistic by actual autistic people all the time lmao I know what the video was about also. I saw part of it (got bored), and also. I have extreme myopia and an astigmatism myself. -10.5ish in both eyes. I can only get the surgery done in the Mr beast video iirc, not lasik or anything cuz my eyes are too bad. Sooooo, I know :)

@Alexander_Luv1

Жыл бұрын

@@SketchUT A disability is smth that will make it harder/ impossible for a person to do tasks vs a disorder which will just alter the way a person does the task. Some disorders can be argued as disability too (like in your case where you have a combination of things) and being "slightly below" is still fucking autism. What doctor is like "ohh your a 6.78 and not a 7 so i can't do anything" thats such bullshit! Round up you asshole!

"Let dumb dogs be dumb." I like it.

13:11 And also Guatemala, Belize, Honduras, El Salvador, Nicaragua, Costa Rica, Panama, the Bahamas, Cuba, Jamaica, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Antigua and Barbuda, Dominica, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Barbados, Grenada, Trinidad and Tobago, and also a ton of island territories that technically count.

@rando.m.e

10 ай бұрын

People's definitions are kind of flexible, but yeah

@Someone_Existing_1

3 ай бұрын

So basically the start of that one countries of the world song?

9:42 I mean, haven't we all done something like this?

12:00 my neighbor has chickens. My family now has local chicken eggs. It's a sweet deal.

4:24 **Laughs in swedish free school lunch** **Feels bad for the poor americans**

@danielcrafter9349

Жыл бұрын

Don't feel bad for the poor Americans. They did this to themselves (and continue to do so)

@MagniZZZ

Жыл бұрын

Hey

@MagniZZZ

Жыл бұрын

Don’t be American. That’s why I’m Dutch and I live in Florida. Now my mom has a Lexus. Boom

@SuperDestroyerFox

10 ай бұрын

@@danielcrafter9349 How is a child or their parents responsible for this. I think this problem is from people who are long dead.

@rando.m.e

10 ай бұрын

​@@MagniZZZ Are you gatekeeping national identity

Oh my god imagine getting pulled into that photo by a coworker and finding out what supposedly was a joke was actually a horribly messed up photo they took. I would very very not want to be in those shoes.

@infiniteplanes5775

Жыл бұрын

Which photo

@stephaniethebatter7975

Жыл бұрын

​@@infiniteplanes5775 7:29. A man appeared to fall asleep and his co-workers took a group photo of him, not realising he actually had a heart attack and died.

I know it makes sense to be kind and give your neighbor some honey, but if they are someone who is sick enough to try to sue you chances are this isn't the first jerkish thing they've done. No honey for you, you jerk

what did Andrew mean his 'tiger paw technique' is that guy a furry or does he just scratch a pole made for cats for 1 hour straight

@anderson74

Жыл бұрын

It is a style of fighting i think

@Alexander_Luv1

Жыл бұрын

its kung foo its literally just an opened handed hook lmfao

@ThijmenPols

Жыл бұрын

@@Alexander_Luv1 thanks for letting me know but I'll stick to my scratch pole theory because I think it would be funny

Mr. Raskin wore that to cover his hair loss because he got back from chemo to treat his lymphoma cancer, and your biggest concern is that he's * checks notes * wearing a bandana.

0:43 I think he was ACTUALLY talking about how Joe's son is NOT making an expression that says he's happy about the situation he is in. So uh... Yeah, he clearly AGREES this isn't an appropriate father/son interaction, apparently.

I genuinely want to defend the police because there ARE officers out there who do so much for people but... There's those officers and departments who threaten you for trying to save your own children when they refuse to do anything.

When you have to explain the story with the bees and the flowers to an adult person. You know you're in the US.

My sister once tutored for an elementary algebra college math class. This is math you should've learned in middle school. And there was this one girl who everyday would come in and my sister was assigned to help her. This girl's grade in class 5%, and everyday she refused to learn or apply any of the lesson my sister or her teachers were desperately trying to show her, because she thought she knew better and, "didn't like the way their math felt." Apparently her rich as shit mom came in with her one day to watch my sister tutor her, and apparently started crying, because they were all right, her daughter was the problem.

3:31 Well, technically it could work out because is her property and she has the right to put anything in her property, but isn’t their right to user her property as thingy

@SIS3W3N

Жыл бұрын

Depending on the jurisdiction, it could still be illegal. There are a lot of laws against intentional hazards, even on private property. For example, you can't legally set up a shotgun booby trap, even inside your own home.

"Black Knives Matter" made me laugh wayyy more than it should've🤣😍🤣

17:20 - I told Grandma how to spend her money, & she said no.

Just wait ‘til they hear about Linkle…

Honestly, the easiest way to tell which country the beekeeper post came from was the way "neighbor" was spelled. But your way works, too.

@Alexander_Luv1

Жыл бұрын

this is america. you think we know words other than color are spelled differently else where? Adorable

@UIJuS10

Жыл бұрын

@@Alexander_Luv1 not sure what you're getting at, but you're adorable, too!

@Alexander_Luv1

Жыл бұрын

@@UIJuS10 im calling the american education system shitty and america stupid lol ia we can reconize our own stupidity more then "incorrect" spelling

@_Funaroma

Жыл бұрын

@@UIJuS10 they mean we use either spelling because a lot of people don’t know the difference 😅

If that was me I'd just leave those bricks there. Enjoy your new abundance of bricks, random person!

@BookApocalypse

Жыл бұрын

YOU ARE BACK.

@UwUYT

Жыл бұрын

@@BookApocalypse yes?

Okay, but if it weren't for the bees, some of those flowers probably wouldn't last as long. There is also the question of if any new flowers have appeared

So the one about the office workers taking a selfie with their "dead" coworker is actually not real.

That person who asked the other about if they left their phone in the drawer is just like when I was calling one of my sworn sisters back years ago, on my cell phone, and said that I had to try to find my cell phone. XD

"I'm gonna let dumb dogs be dumb" should actually be a saying. I'd use it a lot. I might start using it.

for anyone who's curious about the "dead coworker selfie" thing, don't worry, its fake, the dude was just dozzing off and is fine. Classic fake news moment.

11:25 bro legit forgot the bees are helping their flowers make seeds.

4:14 it was just a threat and apparently they can’t legally do that

calling link Zelda is a class-A felony

10:08 I love how there’s a pill with the apple logo on it, and it’s surrounded by (mostly) apps. “Ahh yes, my favorite mobile game *apple* “

7:29 YO GARY! BOBS ASLEEP, GET EVERYONE FOR A PICTURE LOL. Heh we should probably wake him up now. Yo bob. uhh bob?