r/Dontdeadopeninside | huhhh noki parng? nopar king??

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  • @Just_a_commenter
    @Just_a_commenter6 ай бұрын

    So, is this gonna be a solid 11 minutes of Robin having a stronk? Count me in. I'm a dimwit that'll laugh at anything Mr Boobin says

  • @AlyxTheProtogen

    @AlyxTheProtogen

    6 ай бұрын

    I'm havin a stronk. Call a bondulence. Btw I hope you have an amazing day you awesome commenter :3!

  • @wantedbird55srandomchannel28

    @wantedbird55srandomchannel28

    6 ай бұрын

    We you see everywhere

  • @Gamert80

    @Gamert80

    6 ай бұрын

    I love these emkay videos

  • @Goofiest_Ball
    @Goofiest_Ball6 ай бұрын

    This is what happens when a graphic designer has a stroke.

  • @Nightfire613

    @Nightfire613

    6 ай бұрын

    I'm a graphic designer, and these gave me a stroke...

  • @ZanderStrom10

    @ZanderStrom10

    6 ай бұрын

    @@Nightfire613as a stroke, this gave me a graphic designer

  • @Goofiest_Ball

    @Goofiest_Ball

    6 ай бұрын

    @@ZanderStrom10 as a graphic designer this gave me a graphic designer

  • @SpicaStudios6427

    @SpicaStudios6427

    6 ай бұрын

    @@Goofiest_Ballas a stroke, this gave me a stroke

  • @Goofiest_Ball

    @Goofiest_Ball

    6 ай бұрын

    @@SpicaStudios6427 as a graphic this gave me a designer

  • @Arlosdarkcloset
    @Arlosdarkcloset6 ай бұрын

    I swear a decent amount of the stuff on this subreddit is actually fine, people just don't know how to read

  • @something1600
    @something16006 ай бұрын

    Nobody can stand against the Nopar King!

  • @buckylebuccaneer904

    @buckylebuccaneer904

    6 ай бұрын

    New BBEG dropped

  • @gone_mad-tryagainlater

    @gone_mad-tryagainlater

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@buckylebuccaneer904 alright im using this for the next campaign i dm

  • @PrototypeSpaceMonkey

    @PrototypeSpaceMonkey

    6 ай бұрын

    He drives a bone stock, mint condition '70 Dodge Challenger with the 198 cu l6. He is, the NOpar King.

  • @NewbinatorsRecycleBin
    @NewbinatorsRecycleBin6 ай бұрын

    7:13 suprisingly works either way "You need your shit to get together" "You need to get your shit together"

  • @Blitzer1001
    @Blitzer10016 ай бұрын

    Plot twist: yoda is responsible for all of these posts

  • @mage1439
    @mage14396 ай бұрын

    The longer this video goes on, the more Robin sounds like a brain-addled Yoda.

  • @andrewollmann304
    @andrewollmann3046 ай бұрын

    10:49 The frogs are early Budweiser mascots. The three would croak “Bud-weis-er” like on the shirt.

  • @MsVilecat

    @MsVilecat

    6 ай бұрын

    They predate the WASSAAAAAAAP! one, if it helps. Yes, the ad that made it in the first Scary Movie, and yes, that was a bud commercial.

  • @Reticulating-Splines

    @Reticulating-Splines

    6 ай бұрын

    images you can hear

  • @damienearl8302

    @damienearl8302

    6 ай бұрын

    @@Reticulating-Splines And in my head, it kind of sounds like the butter frog!

  • @erikarussell1142
    @erikarussell11426 ай бұрын

    So the frogs are from the commercial in the mid 90s to advertise the alcohol. It was super effective.

  • @andrewollmann304
    @andrewollmann3046 ай бұрын

    1:33 “We are team.” They are the Borg.

  • @patchworkcat6932

    @patchworkcat6932

    6 ай бұрын

    Apes together strong.

  • @DangerAngelous
    @DangerAngelous6 ай бұрын

    2:09 mate we wouldn’t have war if this guy’s art was comprehendable

  • @DragonHeartHisMajestyX
    @DragonHeartHisMajestyX6 ай бұрын

    0:46 It sounds as if Robin is constipated or something while reading that. 😂 BTW, if the text written in your free furniture app looks like that I’m rating it 1 star.

  • @SkunkySpinda
    @SkunkySpinda6 ай бұрын

    For Robins question! the frogs are an old budwizer add~ they use to croak the name of the beer! I ONLY know this because I have parents who have seen them~

  • @rynbliss
    @rynbliss6 ай бұрын

    10:45 theres an old budweiser commercial that has frogs croak out each syllable. its the reason my family will respond to a burp by saying "weis" and the correct answer is to finish with "er" (the burp being the first croak of "bud")

  • @jenniferhart559

    @jenniferhart559

    6 ай бұрын

    Yep, I think it was back in the mid 1990s 🧓

  • @DonSMDT
    @DonSMDT6 ай бұрын

    3:21 OPEC regulations state that the US has to limit its oil productions, in order for other nations to be able to make money. If we were so inclined, we could flood the market with texas oil and cause a price collapse. Would make gas a lot cheaper though.

  • @trishapellis
    @trishapellis6 ай бұрын

    3:32 This one's particularly egregious because the *rest* of the text does just read all the way from left to right

  • @yelljal2764
    @yelljal27646 ай бұрын

    8:38 "That guy I guess". I can't tell if Robin is being ironic or if you seriously doesn't know who Eric Clapton is.

  • @Rodrick_heffley12
    @Rodrick_heffley126 ай бұрын

    Robin always makes me shiver me timbers with joy

  • @VTPPGLVR
    @VTPPGLVR6 ай бұрын

    10:51 The Budweiser frogs!! 😊look up the old commercials!

  • @wieldylattice3015
    @wieldylattice30156 ай бұрын

    3:11 wolk folk is actually killing me 💀

  • @tzisorey
    @tzisorey6 ай бұрын

    "Noki Parng" The Sweedish Chef's parking space? ...bork bork bork

  • @cutiep00
    @cutiep006 ай бұрын

    YIPEE NEW VIDEO🎉 emkay Is my favorite🥰

  • @ToriThompson-pj9ng
    @ToriThompson-pj9ng6 ай бұрын

    I have seen the together achieves everyone more poster in person and im so glad to see it here

  • @Xx_Str4b3rr1_Gvtzzz_Xx
    @Xx_Str4b3rr1_Gvtzzz_Xx6 ай бұрын

    I just got sick, and Robin reading dumb signs makes me happy :D

  • @WolfieAn
    @WolfieAn6 ай бұрын

    0:50 for anyone having a hard time reading, I think this says “free furniture app”

  • @MSRTA_Productions
    @MSRTA_Productions6 ай бұрын

    _Hello Darkness, My Old Friend..._

  • @RoyalEric

    @RoyalEric

    6 ай бұрын

    I come to talk with you again

  • @Door.

    @Door.

    6 ай бұрын

    Because a vision softly creeping (Google helped me today it can help you guys too)

  • @Rodrick_heffley12

    @Rodrick_heffley12

    6 ай бұрын

    Left its seeds while I was sleeping…

  • @JoshSweetvale

    @JoshSweetvale

    6 ай бұрын

    And are the written words on of the the subway prophets walls,

  • @luizfernandoano9
    @luizfernandoano96 ай бұрын

    Ah, another of my favorite subreddits.

  • @jonisalmela2399
    @jonisalmela23996 ай бұрын

    you could read it as ha_bir_pth_pyday(); then its just an obscure function call. I would guess a custom epoch timestamp related to a custom python module or something.

  • @537zun4
    @537zun46 ай бұрын

    No par, King. Someone insulting Tiger Woods 😂

  • @WilburJaywright
    @WilburJaywright6 ай бұрын

    7:10 now, this one actually has a double meaning kind of, because some people might say they just need their stuff to get together on its own.

  • @carthatrace
    @carthatrace18 сағат бұрын

    We had this sign in our school library that just said “be community”

  • @immagical7036
    @immagical70366 ай бұрын

    Ah yes, the Nopar King, most evil of all vehicle ruling kings

  • @athrun2
    @athrun26 ай бұрын

    these always remind me of target's 'a new day' brand/line. when I first saw it, it was oriented to be read top to bottom, left to right. like the thing at 0:41. however _unlike_ that, it formed a word in it's first row: and. it took me quite a while to realize what their new "and ea wy" brand was. now it's oriented left to right, top to bottom like normal english & has a spacer before new. guess I'm not the only one who had that issue, but others seemingly complained about it

  • @Batterykitten8

    @Batterykitten8

    6 ай бұрын

    haha yeah same

  • @theTwilightSystem
    @theTwilightSystem6 ай бұрын

    The salt and pepper actually made me angry.

  • @darkdancer46
    @darkdancer466 ай бұрын

    9:20 sounded like you said "they took our jobs..." from South Park! :D

  • @durk5331
    @durk53316 ай бұрын

    I Love that conservatives are so into trying to get any talk about sexual orientation/identity out of schools as if this isn't the age of the Internet....

  • @fionadakitsuneko
    @fionadakitsuneko5 ай бұрын

    5:27 yooo GlassShine??? Noice seeing them here (or not lol) 9:07 eh, they forgot the accent on the sign so it really *would* be Cafe instead of Café

  • @officerbanana9096
    @officerbanana90966 ай бұрын

    the "know before you go" one cus' I can actually see the design logic behind it. There's not enough room on the smaller window for the "before" and it would look like too much space to have the "you" under "know" both in the big window.

  • @WilburJaywright
    @WilburJaywright6 ай бұрын

    7:59 I laughed at Robin reading this way more than I should’ve.

  • @WolfBravery
    @WolfBravery6 ай бұрын

    4:42 this one is the one that ACTUALLY makes no sense

  • @Random-xw3qc
    @Random-xw3qc6 ай бұрын

    Nice of someone to make a parking zone for nokias It's quite unfortunate however how the sign wasn't properly written

  • @jasonarthurs3885
    @jasonarthurs38855 ай бұрын

    @3:31; "Wolk Folk....in the presence of the correct "you're". I shudder.

  • @redstonewolfx
    @redstonewolfx6 ай бұрын

    10:00 "Madrid es cultura" is Spanish. In English, it's probably close to "Madrid's Culture." (Or "es cultura" does not make it automatically Spanish. I’m still learning Spanish.)

  • @lucienzothesmallerone

    @lucienzothesmallerone

    6 ай бұрын

    It's more "Madrid is culture". Madrid is a city in Spain and "es" is Spanish for...Is!

  • @lucienzothesmallerone

    @lucienzothesmallerone

    6 ай бұрын

    It's more "Madrid is culture". Madrid is a city in Spain and "es" is Spanish for...Is!

  • @wieldylattice3015
    @wieldylattice30156 ай бұрын

    4:07 still thinking of the time someone actually came and took it

  • @WilburJaywright
    @WilburJaywright6 ай бұрын

    8:40 hang on, I think we just teleported to another universe

  • @scorchingwarrior
    @scorchingwarrior6 ай бұрын

    Oo new emkay vid

  • @andrewollmann304
    @andrewollmann3046 ай бұрын

    10:09 Second word pronounced “cool-too-rah.”

  • @asheep7797
    @asheep77976 ай бұрын

    7:30 Fligh higher and you can reach the sky. It's a stretch.

  • @Moonlite_Kitsune

    @Moonlite_Kitsune

    6 ай бұрын

    Fly higher and reach the sky you can males more sense, and is honestly funnier

  • @justapanpirate
    @justapanpirate6 ай бұрын

    01:15 sounds like one of those inspirational quotes created by an AI

  • @benpotato9994
    @benpotato99946 ай бұрын

    i think the open energy bumper sticker wad probably about opening up drilling or gas sites, but not sure of specifics as we really don't need specifics at this point to judge them

  • @rodgerwrinkle9078
    @rodgerwrinkle90786 ай бұрын

    The last one(bud frogs) are from before the Clydesdales.

  • @kamilslup7743
    @kamilslup77436 ай бұрын

    This is literally just the "can't put the words in correctly" part of r/crappydesign and i won't stand for it Also bring back r/weirdcore, please don't put robin in there, he will complain and ruin the fun as he always does, put lexi in, she's fun :)

  • @AlexPostScript
    @AlexPostScript6 ай бұрын

    i love pie and movement tbh

  • @Steampunkkids
    @Steampunkkids6 ай бұрын

    Last one: Weren’t the Budweiser Frog commercials from the 1990’s?

  • @marshallwAI
    @marshallwAI6 ай бұрын

    7:36 this one might actually be the worst designed product ever. it say "fly higher and you can reach the sky" but whoever thought it was a good idea to layout the word like that needs to be mentally examined. 🤦🤦🤦

  • @lekiscool
    @lekiscool6 ай бұрын

    Fly higher and you can reach the sky. 😂

  • @Allie-the-autistic-kid
    @Allie-the-autistic-kid6 ай бұрын

    if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second. Im quoting. Johnny Depp y'all do u

  • @RainbowFlowerCrow

    @RainbowFlowerCrow

    6 ай бұрын

    Not necessarily, but I know what you mean. I've just seen those choices blow up differently in the past 😬

  • @calcutt4

    @calcutt4

    6 ай бұрын

    I prefer just being poly

  • @TheBPMCrew
    @TheBPMCrew6 ай бұрын

    0:48 This is Caine helping Pomni with her name

  • @cheesecreeper3306

    @cheesecreeper3306

    6 ай бұрын

    How’s FFTARUUPERRPENEI sound?

  • @elaexplorer
    @elaexplorer6 ай бұрын

    That second one was free furniture app

  • @awesomeocelot7475
    @awesomeocelot74756 ай бұрын

    Robin when he was reading the first post sounded like he was having a stroke….

  • @suchendelokidottir5673
    @suchendelokidottir56736 ай бұрын

    How young are you that you don't know about the Budweiser frogs? Hold up, let me go check when that happened Oh, the last budweiser frog commercial was in 2000.

  • @tyjuarez
    @tyjuarez6 ай бұрын

    2:11 Many consider making art a form of love. Some consider making love a form of art. 😏

  • @graceschreckengost3076
    @graceschreckengost30766 ай бұрын

    I am gonna have brain damage. Thx robin.

  • @fazay9
    @fazay96 ай бұрын

    ah yes. noki parng

  • @waterbottle82730
    @waterbottle827306 ай бұрын

    as a big twd fan this funny is

  • @klaus.sfc01official30
    @klaus.sfc01official306 ай бұрын

    Guys it's the King of Nopar

  • @lady_draguliana784
    @lady_draguliana7846 ай бұрын

    10:00 is that sign saying you're the Egyptian god Ra? 🤨

  • @Alienboi2005vidsandstuff
    @Alienboi2005vidsandstuff6 ай бұрын

    How do people screw these up?!

  • @susannerudolph8469
    @susannerudolph84696 ай бұрын

    0:50 it says "free furniture app"

  • @Bananabrainmuff
    @Bananabrainmuff6 ай бұрын

    9:21 Y O U W H A T!!!!!

  • @tehhypergamer963
    @tehhypergamer9636 ай бұрын

    The Watch And Clock Shop.

  • @bird_b0nezz
    @bird_b0nezz6 ай бұрын

    I really hate when people say “back the blues” cause they’re obviously never a victim of police brutality and racial profiling, but next tim3 I see someone say that I’m gonna say: “oh hell yeah them postal workers need a raise”

  • @AlexLuedtke769
    @AlexLuedtke7696 ай бұрын

    It says I stand for the flag and I kneel for the fallen. 8:15

  • @CarnisonVoid
    @CarnisonVoid6 ай бұрын

    This feels a lot like I r/iHadAStroke

  • @Snuggles_the_Unholy
    @Snuggles_the_Unholy6 ай бұрын

    Yoda speak do I has cheezeborger?

  • @citrusbongo
    @citrusbongo6 ай бұрын

    when you open a book do you read across the spine?

  • @Request_2_PANic
    @Request_2_PANic6 ай бұрын

    2:51, Pronounced like "Net in Yahoo"

  • @Reticulating-Splines
    @Reticulating-Splines6 ай бұрын

    r/FuckImOld hit on that last one, esp since robin didn't get the reference

  • @kaigraham1287
    @kaigraham12876 ай бұрын

    i don't know some of them were reaching, the salt and pepper was a horrible design but they are on separate shakers. and sometimes we read down, nobody is going to post a childs book to r/Dontdeadopeninside. i hope we don't read (westen) books as though the row on the next page should be read before reading down the page.

  • @tyjuarez
    @tyjuarez6 ай бұрын

    ngl i scrolled past that first one and figured Noki Parng was just Tagalog or something

  • @lady_draguliana784
    @lady_draguliana7846 ай бұрын

    maybe a street racer misspelled "Mopar King"...? 🤣

  • @ImExistent405
    @ImExistent4056 ай бұрын

    NOKI PARNG

  • @BOT_CORP
    @BOT_CORP5 ай бұрын

    Babe, wake up, they just announced r/ihadastroke 2

  • @Plvsh_fox
    @Plvsh_fox6 ай бұрын

    Idk why but I thought the title was in a different language 😂💀

  • @Starzzzzz-ne1yb
    @Starzzzzz-ne1yb6 ай бұрын

    No ki par ng

  • @ajgarcia7144
    @ajgarcia71446 ай бұрын

    Hey emkay? Mind trying r/balloon animals?

  • @fabiangarcia7945
    @fabiangarcia79456 ай бұрын

    NOKI PARGN

  • @MsVilecat
    @MsVilecat6 ай бұрын

    The Madrid one is in Spanish, that's why it looked like it made no sense. Madrid es cultura = Madrid is culture.

  • @alexmaarel1352
    @alexmaarel13526 ай бұрын

    Ive been trying to figure out the subreddits name. Then it hit me Dont open dead inside

  • @user-hd7dv7rr5x
    @user-hd7dv7rr5x6 ай бұрын

    I have done puppet making, and it is complete hell for my autistic and ADHD brain. Still fun as shit. It's a slog, but the end result is gratifying.

  • @2005Samuel
    @2005Samuel6 ай бұрын

    NOPAR KING

  • @nadavthedragon2235
    @nadavthedragon22356 ай бұрын

    its prunaunced "bin-ya-min ne-ta-nya-ho" or "bibi" for short. he is the prime minister of israel and he has a cople of charges aginst him for years

  • @Mayhan_Sity
    @Mayhan_Sity6 ай бұрын

    2:18 Sausage fingers.

  • @BonniTheBragon
    @BonniTheBragon6 ай бұрын

    (RESTART) Day 1 of saying ham sandwich: ham sandwich (i got lost after day 60 or smth)

  • @SilverAceOfSpades
    @SilverAceOfSpades6 ай бұрын

    8:15 I stand for the trans flag and kneel for the Animal Crossing

  • @jakecooper5855
    @jakecooper58556 ай бұрын

    Most of these are clutching at straws. Some of them are harder to see wrong and have to be forced to read them wrong.

  • @melsbacksfriend
    @melsbacksfriend6 ай бұрын

    Noki from Mario Sunshine???

  • @Josh_the_jester
    @Josh_the_jester6 ай бұрын

    I feel bad because I know what it's meant to say, but oh well

  • @Fluffy_g3
    @Fluffy_g36 ай бұрын

    5:40. If you're curious, I think it's meant as both adults and young people who want to read. [ADULTS and YOUNG WANT to READ] The English is real messed up. I don't get why it's like this, maybe the marketing team thought throwing in keywords would make it clear. But honestly, it's so jumbled up that it doesn't make much sense and some words are missing. Really weird! Any child under the age of 10 would not be able to puzzle this together, it’s monke language "Me bannana eat"

  • @immagical7036

    @immagical7036

    6 ай бұрын

    No… it’s *monke language*

  • @Fluffy_g3

    @Fluffy_g3

    6 ай бұрын

    @@immagical7036 oh sorry I'll correct it

  • @immagical7036

    @immagical7036

    6 ай бұрын

    @@Fluffy_g3 I was making a joke lol

  • @Fluffy_g3

    @Fluffy_g3

    6 ай бұрын

    @@immagical7036 oh sorry I'll correct it

  • @immagical7036

    @immagical7036

    6 ай бұрын

    @@Fluffy_g3 lol

  • @thepizzasgone
    @thepizzasgone6 ай бұрын

    I this Really channel. Love

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