One of my favourite subreddits, not just for the hilarious pms themselves but for the replies people give

@upscale9109

Жыл бұрын

if I get a DM like these I'ma respond with something far worse just to fuck with them

@cameroncollins8619

Жыл бұрын

It's like... The utter tonal whiplash between two messages is like a sucker punch to the face

@pqr8468

Жыл бұрын

@@cameroncollins8619 what the fuck is " The utter tonal whiplash"

@bon-jovian

Жыл бұрын

​@@pqr8468 the way one person is being creepy and the other just isn't taking that shit 😂

@pqr8468

Жыл бұрын

@@bon-jovian damn thats a intresting word

"that was simply a conversation opener"💀💀💀

@Honest_Mids_Masher

Жыл бұрын

Me trying to justify the multiple death threats I sent to terrified individuals:

@ImMentallyGone

Жыл бұрын

Not me opening every conversation with a weird cat meme displaying *soup time*

@username_pending1328

Жыл бұрын

For reddit this is extremely tame

@farawaygaming_

Жыл бұрын

Hey great feet, also what about those gas prices

@Sparky579

Жыл бұрын

Atleast that's better than "I think your brother/sister is in my basement. Are you missing them?"

To quote my favorite Tumblr post of all time: "The bar was so low it was basically a tripping hazard in hell. Yet here you are, limbo-dancing with the devil"

@tribbittyt

Жыл бұрын

fantastic

@zeyre5136

Жыл бұрын

Omg that's so fucking good

@InsanityVirus

Жыл бұрын

Tumblr may be a hellsite But it's a beautiful hellsite lmao

@ProfessionalBugLover

Жыл бұрын

nah that bar is so low it went though the core of the earth and is currently orbiting the planet

@clyde-or-monty

Жыл бұрын

@@ProfessionalBugLoverand yet they proceed to limbo below it

This subreddit is the incarnation of: "Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down!"

@papis802Alt

Жыл бұрын

💀

@lilysullivan4051

Жыл бұрын

"Ngl, I wanna see ur feet"

@papis802Alt

Жыл бұрын

@@lilysullivan4051 💀💀💀💀💀

It's so nice actually hearing Robin laugh.

@infiniteplanes5775

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, he used to do it all the time

@tardounts

Жыл бұрын

@@infiniteplanes5775 you make him sound depressed lol

@NorthernHurricane

Жыл бұрын

​@@tardounts fr

@IHaveAFatherButHesAbroad

Жыл бұрын

@@tardounts fr

@infiniteplanes5775

Жыл бұрын

@@tardounts I'm not sure that he isn't!

Back when I was using a dating app, a guy once wanted to see a picture of my belly. Told him I didn't know him long enough for that. Didn't hear back for about two months. Then I get another message from him: "Since we've known each other a few months now, can I see your belly?" No, he did not get that picture.

@amiable_monster

Жыл бұрын

Man his logic is something else

@elhazthorn918

Жыл бұрын

Haha, I mean, I can laugh about it, since it was less creepy for me, more just odd. It would suck to receive some of these texts that the women in the video were sent.

@Cosmicgh0stieman18

Жыл бұрын

You could have gotten a lot of money if he rlly wanted a belly pic 💀💀

@elhazthorn918

Жыл бұрын

@@Cosmicgh0stieman18 I dunno, the internet is full of belly pics.

@clyde-or-monty

Жыл бұрын

i mean he tried lmao

It's good to know that, despite being a very awkward person, I will never come off anywhere near this creepy and deranged.

@infiniteplanes5775

Жыл бұрын

As a socially awkward person, I live in constant fear that I’m about to say something creepy and deranged

@ranting2daMAX

Жыл бұрын

@@infiniteplanes5775 same honestly. I always try to take in mind what I’m ‘saying’ (typing?) so that others don’t get the wrong idea..

The "show me your lesbian 🐈" guy sounds like he thinks they look different than hetero 🐈 for some reason lmao

@remc0s

Жыл бұрын

Don't they? 😯

@pokaay3163

Жыл бұрын

@@remc0s why would they? its still a female’s body with the same female genitalia. how would an orientation change that?

@pannacottafUWUgo

Жыл бұрын

@@remc0s yeah bro theyre stripy

@tallic967

Жыл бұрын

​@@remc0sThey glow in the dark homie

@xylophone_888

Жыл бұрын

​@@tallic967 what color tho?

My mind immediately went to " creepy prime-ministers " Edit: where did all these likes come from OML

@jgcoverkknot5701

Жыл бұрын

Every British prime minister

@FitzyCify

Жыл бұрын

Well that's not an especially huge leap...

@sketchicalitylol

Жыл бұрын

i can imagine any prime minister saying anything on the video god bless the uk

@UndecidedASMR

Жыл бұрын

Mine was creepy P.M. Seymour

@aut0ph0b14

Жыл бұрын

mine went to pervert-minis

I remember rejecting a guy saying that I was married, and he started spewing shit about stepmom fetishes and wanting me to step on him and my husband catching us cheating. It REALLY scared me, and I blocked him almost immediately.

@trollfacegaming5484

9 ай бұрын

yeesh, you made the right decision, that person is definitely a different breed of person

I don’t think I’ve heard Robin laugh this much in a good while. I missed hearing it.

@frostbitedragon9

Жыл бұрын

Yea :3

A few months ago, my best friend would ask people to “SHOW ME YOUR ARMPITS” and looking at the thumbnail made me remember that-

@Meleedroit

Жыл бұрын

Please say they were doing it as a joke

@KY3R0

Жыл бұрын

@@Meleedroit They were 💀💀💀 they would not be my best friend if they weren’t 😭

@Cosmicgh0stieman18

Жыл бұрын

LMAO

@hopelessdom

Жыл бұрын

WHO HAS THAT FETISH 😭

I think the new trend should be when creeps go into your DMs like that, just start sending the most disturbing stuff you can find so they get a taste of their own medicine. My favorite was seeing a scammer texting this dude, and the dude just spammed the scammer with the most eldritch Lovecraftian horror pictures with the creepiest of text and the scammer begged him to stop and leave him alone. This is where we're at now and I'm for it honestly.

I love it when the editors forget to censor something, it's like a lil snap back to reality

THAT THUMBNAIL SCARED THE LIVING S*** OUTTA ME

@alex1sovo

Жыл бұрын

they could care less as long as someone'll blee-

@glordxd

Жыл бұрын

Jonh Doe...

@victorvirgili4447

Жыл бұрын

Reimu fans

@ultraviolet.x

Жыл бұрын

or strike a violent pose

@SFADonuttunoD

Жыл бұрын

​@@victorvirgili4447HOW DID YOU KNOW

The moment when you realize that Emkay is actually consisted of soulless people who sold their souls to the devil to make these videos and that's why they have Cuphead music playing in the background...

@PrkrS

Жыл бұрын

Tf man? Is this a joke?

@sonicfangal2000

Жыл бұрын

You'd have a gold medal if jumping to conclusions was an Olympic sport.

@hollowknightfanatic8905

Жыл бұрын

What

@infiniteplanes5775

Жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure it’s a joke, because the absurdism

@ethirium4389

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I think this was a joke that meant to reference cuphead....

When a perv messaged me like that I told him I was a minor, that I took his username and called the authorities He disappeared from the internet lmfao

4:10 I think they mean "can cover that" in like "can make up for". Like, by having a "better" chest it will bring someone overall from being a (in their words) 5 out of 10, to a 6 or 7 out of 10. Not much better to say, but I guess it makes a bit more sense if we interpret it like this.

@cesaresolimando5145

Жыл бұрын

Pro tip: if you have big boobs people won't bother looking at your face, they'll be busy looking at something else For real tho, who tf messages a stranger to tell them to grow their boobs

As a legit answer to the ""why would you tell/ask me that?" to the guys who ask if they can get off to your pic, they're not actually looking for an answer half the time. Even if you say no, they just get off to the fact that you now know they're "having fun" to the thought of you and/or your pictures. It's gross, but that's just how it is. Best you can do is ignore it and, if you feel so inclined, block 'em

@mrfrogkingg

Жыл бұрын

Or send them a photo of shirtless Chris Hemsworth. I've always wanted to do that.

The way Robbin just starts dying at 2:15 is pure gold.

16:59 That cut was too funny

1:07 I LOVE THIS ONE LMAOOOO

0:22 he was just saying hello, I have no idea what he did wrong

@jayharv285

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I'm confused on that one. Need to see more of the story for this

@ihap5180

Жыл бұрын

Not sure if this is a joke, but texting "heyy" instead of "hey" usually implies that they are trying to flirt or something.

Am I the only one who finds it kind of adorable that he seems to not know that cup sizes can go beyond the letter "D"? :)

@mrfrogkingg

Жыл бұрын

I suppose I learned something new here...

4:16 there’s apparently a woman who purposefully grew her breasts to size L, yes that’s a thing apparently.

@ogmonstercock

Жыл бұрын

Also the boobs aren’t covering her face they’re distracting us from her face Thought that was obvious

@a13m34

Жыл бұрын

It do be like that sometimes

@onijester56

Жыл бұрын

Hormones can impact the size of one's breasts... but the majority is part of one's physiology. Also, my friend has had I or J cups since middle-school, and they are so massive that they are literally destroying her spine. Anything even close to that, let alone anything more than that, is outright overkill.

@littleamy6646

Жыл бұрын

@@onijester56 and then imagine someone doing that to herself on purpose, and no I don’t suppose it’s anything less than unnatural ways.

9:29 if there is a subreddit called r/oddthreats then that needs to go there

You guys make the most hilarious content and I really love all the subreddits that you do. I really love hearing Robin and his voice, it always makes me laugh and just all around makes my day a whole lot better. Thank you and keep up the amazing work.

2:47 as doof said “lies are the very thing that carry our society”

@Milk-ck1wv

Жыл бұрын

And furries

@RmationYT

Жыл бұрын

@@Milk-ck1wv no

@Milk-ck1wv

Жыл бұрын

@@RmationYT yes

@Comet-2011-W3-Lovejoy

Жыл бұрын

​@@Milk-ck1wv LMFAO 💀💀💀

@Milk-ck1wv

Жыл бұрын

I speak nothing but the truth

I got a creepy pm from a guy on reddit saying "what woupd you do if you woke up with me between your legs😜" for context im a 15 year old trans lesbian. This was a 36 year old man

@ranting2daMAX

Жыл бұрын

…. Holy shit,,the internet is a scary place, be safe out there, queen. (from one trans minor to another, also don’t let them bully or tease you for who you are, lots of people online seem to do that,,)

@pokaay3163

Жыл бұрын

fucking creepy. some people are so sick and the internet is a breeding place for them. stay safe. if its any consolation theres probably way more people who would want that man behind bars.

@UmbrellaCorporationFiredMe

Жыл бұрын

That’s why I don’t fuck with Reddit.

Average day on social media as a woman

@PicassoPorkchop

Жыл бұрын

Or a minor

@katsssucks3413

Жыл бұрын

Some of these are men getting harassed too

@plaidy.

Жыл бұрын

@@katsssucks3413 oh here comes the "men too!" guy when they clearly know we are talking about women being harrassed not men, and women face these types of creeps more frequently.

@dejus_e

9 ай бұрын

@@plaidy.yeah yeah, woman are SO hard to live in these days, it’s not like they have more privileges cause they’re the minority and shit

@_paradigm

7 ай бұрын

@@katsssucks3413 yea like that gonna change the fact that men still does this kinda shi

"These are just circles."

I genuinely don't know how people are either so sheltered, so naïve, so obvlivious, narcissistic etc. That they think they're being smooth in any of these situations. Like i understand why people might be desperate, but at what point does one become so delusional that they say any of these things? Like, I will never understand how anyone is this unaware of basic human etiquette.

0:12 I think that's the same dude that wanted someone to uncensor a pitchers armpits

I really have to ask how people like this end up this creepy. How did they grow up and somehow deduce that this the way to interact with others?

@nitrogenFox

Жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure it's because a ton of people had a childhood with little to no interaction with anyone other than their parents, and therefore never learned through trial and error or any teaching from adults what are acceptable and unacceptable things to talk about with strangers/acquaintances

@erikhermansen3431

11 ай бұрын

Sadly is has to work on occasion or they wouldn't do it, right?

@RaptorNX01

11 ай бұрын

yeah, unfortunately its a bit of a Boomhauer/asshole effect. Proposition enough people and eventually someone will say yes. Like alot of these issues it sadly works, which just encourages people to do it. the ones it works on will never admit to it, tho. similar to how there are some that are into actual non-con (not just cnc). those are rare, but they exist.

6:21the only thing I’ll make with them is a law suit for sexual harassment.

8:43 I need the full unedited line of "I bet you cosplay you fucking dork" because I am practically DYING 🤣

6:15 GAMER BABIES

@banana_365iguess

Жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD

I wish more KZreadrs did this and the r/PrayingMantis subreddits - these are so funny

I’m being so real rn if someone hits me up for pics of my feet arm pit or anything else that’s not private and they’re paying me ? I’m sending them that shi right away idc how sad they are I’m legit getting paid/they’re paying for their weirdness it’s perfectly balanced

Bro the censoring being the Kermit let me do it for you meme is just beautiful

I've certainly had my fair share of unusual DMs, but I wager I'll see a lot worse in this video. And funnier ones, too. Thanks for the second dose of funnies with Robin, EmKay team! :D

1:25 They's probably talking about the thing with the animals and the years.

petition to simply unalive anyone who tries to reach into DM's like this

I will never understand why people do that... There is so much free p*** on the Internet with people enjoy being watched while doing stuff you could not even imagine. Then why harassing people in their DMs? there are so much simpler solutions to your d- problems

12:47 Its finaly worth knowing multiple languages.

thank you emkay for blessing me with this amazing film experience

I lost it at the "females" meme that was chosen.

I love how the second guy was so polite like “oh ok sorry!” we need more nice people like him

I love that Mr.Clean is the ad I have for this video... I might need some of that for my ears after hearing some of these things 😂

Im old, and when you calmly said "Clean your genitals", I peed myself laughing! Thank you!

@shrimpshufflr7745

7 ай бұрын

Did you clean up after??

0:01: I'm into pits, but that is NOT an acceptable opener in any context. People like this guy give the rest of us a bad rap.

@fab555trainspottingandmore

Жыл бұрын

I agree👍

@Milk-ck1wv

Жыл бұрын

whats appealing.

3:52 i think he meant to compensate for

These are the weirdest PMs ever. You cant change my mind.

I take some comfort in knowing that no matter how much of a social inept I am, at least I'm not a maniac that should be put on a police watchlist, or so I hope...

10:32 He might be from Alabama because he's a brother

0:01 Touhou fans

10:10 i just started eating CHEESY LASANGE WHY CAN'T I EVEN EAT IN PEACE

Man I'm lewd and I'll be truthful to anyone I *KNOW* but this is got my brain to stop working half the time

I like watching Emkay videos of this subreddit when I feel bad about myself and remember that at least I’m not like these absolute freaks of nature

9:57 i was watching this while eating and immediately i stopped chewing. i had to re-think all of my life decisions leading up to clicking this video. thanks, emkay

Emkay losing it over these texts makes this so much funnier 😂😂😂

3:56 Maybe it is a veeeery small person that can´t see the face from their perspective.

The guy in 3:13 should just shut up because she did not ask what he thought she should do with her privates and insult her

15:07 this is true, i tend to put lol in my messages when im trying to convey things im not so sure of or i find terrible to make myself feel... honestly i dunno. like when i talk about my feelings lol

@bunnyninja4127

Жыл бұрын

I do the same lol

And here I am trying to get a normal conversation with someone and these clowns ruin it lmao

Incomprehensible Lovecraftian horror? I didn't realize Saya was on dating apps now

I would not show my armpit

9:12 That exists, it's called findom, and judging by the way he talks, he may, in fact, be into that.

"they are on vacation in mecha-Florida" might just be my favourite phrase for the week..

12:57 I feel a little ashamed just by the fact I understand the first message

@ihap5180

Жыл бұрын

I'm gonna regret this probably, but what does it say?

@mrchewy679

Жыл бұрын

@@ihap5180 The same thing his other message says, just without the word 'big'

@KoRedHot

Жыл бұрын

yeah me too

4:56 the censoring is absolute comedy gold 😂

2:25 I wasn't even looking at my phone at this moment and I knew from how you said it that the post had the wrong "You're"

0:07 My mind immediately goes to “how much you willing to pay?” as well lol

Robins genuine laugh is amazing

Is the first person my ex? They were an armpit person, and a foot person. I have my kinks too, but I keep those private unless asked or in an environment where talking about them are welcome. Have your kinks but don't be weird about them, why is that so hard?

The cupsize would be. WORLDCUP.

I would gladly showed my armpit, I mean, it's just a hole filled with severed arms.

3:44 sorry bud, that’s not how that works

3:29 Oh boy, you dont know what hes watched.

by far, my favorite video of all lmfao

Are you telling me a rice fried this chicken

The whole "Would you show your armpit" reminds me- for some reason of: "You wouldn't download a ___"

I saw the thumbnail and knew this was gonna be good

This should be a guide for people what not to do.

the mental gymnastics here are Olympic level

i already recognize that there's something wrong w/me because i'm NOT disturbed by the idea of robin and damian engaging in bdsm...

Funnily enough I *do* kinda use "lol" as punctuation, because I usually put them at the end of my texts and putting like a period or something after it just looks weird to me.

And this, ladies and gentleman and everything in between, is why I actively try and avoid people in whatever ways I can

Shout out to that femboy who threatens that guys balls with a shot gun. I aspire to be him when i transition.

Love how some of the censor noises are short segments of "Let me do it for you"

I got one of these texts once. I think they just send them out to every new phone number they can find

@infiniteplanes5775

Жыл бұрын

Like a scam email!

givin me flashbacks that instas reply to story posts switchs to dms

When I was 13, some creepy dude DM’d me from r/teenagers and tried to groom me

If you want to make sure you never end up on this subreddit, think "would I say this to someone in person?" Before sending.

10:19 i just finished cleaning my right lung how do i put it back

@pusheenrules2464

Жыл бұрын

You have to shove it up your back end

“Show me your armpits” Excuse me? Who tf wants to see those in that way

I swear 80% of the videos on this channel make me want to blow up the internet

how the hell did it went from "cute dog pic man" to "want to swap d!*c pics?" in 13:55

This has happened to me so many times & it's so funny to see them get butthurt & call me names when rejected lol

12:46 first sentence is in macedonian and man....im even more ashamed at my country