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Ok robin has now done something to mistake him for two other narrators, Damian and now Jack who's next? Lexi? He become too powerful
@Nofriends591
Жыл бұрын
Idk how people are even mesmerising these people
@darakke
Жыл бұрын
Ok so it wasn’t just me that heard jack at the beginning. Good to know. Edit: just saw the other posts also commenting on this.
@frostbitedragon9
Жыл бұрын
@@Nofriends591 i somehow can't tell what your saying. No not somehow i just don't think the sentence makes sense Did you maybe mean mesmerized by? If so its cause i find robin to be pretty cool :]
@Lyedohn
Жыл бұрын
@@frostbitedragon9 If I may, I believe autocorrect may have hit and replaced memorizing with mesmerizing.
@jellyevil7163
Жыл бұрын
when I started watching emkay i thought every narrator was robin
If anyone was wondering; the bag of shredded money is actually a souvenir you can sometimes get from federal banks. It's made of money deemed no longer worth keeping in circulation.
@ravenlorans
Жыл бұрын
And it's true, IF you can piece them back together, you can Legally use them. People do it all the time and that is why they shred them smaller now.
@brickpuncher1429
Жыл бұрын
But, theoretically, you can probably put the money back together and use it as actual money (because it probably is), right?
@ravenlorans
Жыл бұрын
@@brickpuncher1429 As long as you have about 2/3 of it and a Full Serial Number... That matches whats in the books.
@ravenlorans
Жыл бұрын
@@brickpuncher1429 Oh, And take it to a Bank where they have to Replace it. They do it for Money that has been burnt, they have to do it for these also...
@Number.1Yanfei.Fan123
Жыл бұрын
What
I love the amount of people on there selling clearly stolen merchandise and pretending like its totally normal and legit
2:38-ACTUALLY, a taxidermied wasp nest can be worth a lot of money. Dead wasp nests are insanely fragile after the hive has died off. Bigger ones are very hard to find intact. They usually burst open due to exposure to the elements or external forces (insectivores bust them open for food). These aren't uncommon as part of wildlife decor either.
@rafaelitolegai
Жыл бұрын
🤓
@kollepii1011
Жыл бұрын
@@rafaelitolegai Braindead mfs putting "🤓" every time they see informative comments:
@terrarr
Жыл бұрын
🤓
@sunflowersandhoneybees3937
Жыл бұрын
That's actually really cool to know!
@Flutistno3
Жыл бұрын
Ew. Not my type.
>Post says "Fairfield, CA" (California) >Robin: "Fairfield, Ohio"
@bridgetbenson6291
Жыл бұрын
Yep caught that too.
@SuntopKinseeker
Жыл бұрын
They do that a lot. It is either *accidental* or intentional to see people catch it. Fairfield is in these states: CA, CT, MT, NJ, OH, and PA,
Love how emkay hired literally the most charming people on the planet as narrators. Y’all are so cool. :)
6:05 OMG SOMEONE HONEST RN IM LOOKING FOR A CAR AND THIS IS THE FIRST HONEST PERSON!!!!
so it seems i'm not the only one who mistook robin for jack at the start, like damn that's actually really impressive and also sounds like a silly voice jack would do
The oversized kickball.. are those giant balls outside every Target. They are there for aesthetics, as well as to keep vehicles from driving into the store.
@hollisyeano1397
Жыл бұрын
Also there to keep middle age white women from driving up to the door and parking
@evenberg8499
Жыл бұрын
Despite no Target stores in Norway, I jumped to that conclusion pretty fast.
@41-Haiku
Жыл бұрын
Bollards. Or in this case, ballards.
6:35 Love the twenty one pilots reference! (if you dont know, they wrote a song about writers block called pet cheetah and theres a line that says "I've got a pet cheetah down in my basement, I raised him and bathed him and named him Jason, Stathom...")
2:48 Hey guys! welcome to my unboxing today!
At first, i think it was Jack, then it suprises me that it was my favorite narrator, Robin:)
@m0ppp
Жыл бұрын
Robin really is frickin awesome thooo
7:10 bro said said Ohio instead of California
"Lightly shat on couch" broke me. 🤣
0:33 I’ve always wondered what would win, an M134 “Minigun” rotary machine gun or a 1998 Buick LeSabre.
3:40 that's the rockit hammer from 40k
The way he says da Vinci hurts my brain
@mikef6244
Жыл бұрын
I think he is too stupid to realize thats how its actually spelt and was trying to be condescending, but just comes off as an absolute imbecile
Dude, that bag of $100 bills might be worth something if you had the patience to sort and put the bills back together. Mutilated currency redemption I believe. Tell them your kids were making art, lol.
@41-Haiku
Жыл бұрын
A bill can be accepted only if >50% of it is intact.
@jeepsblackpowderandlights4305
Жыл бұрын
Ive had to do this once. My moms ex bf sold my xbox 360 to a pawn shop before she kicked him out. This was when it was fairly new. And he shredded the receipt for it. It was full A4 sized. I had to take all the papers in the shredder and spent like 4 hours but i managed to tape it all back into a reable receipt but i got my xbox back lol
when you said "heisenbugs hammer" I was thinking breaking bad like can you imagine Walter white instead of buying a .44 he gets a goddam nuke on a stick
The mini nuke strapped to a stick gave me fallout vibes imediately. Glad you said that
The gucchi flip flop car is the most normal car from ohio
@Oneinakrillion325
Жыл бұрын
Facts
@dvmas
Жыл бұрын
*gucky
@MGBARK
Жыл бұрын
@@dvmas ducky*
@Jakey.29
Жыл бұрын
It’s also appears in Donut Media
@josephknight3066
Жыл бұрын
@@Jakey.29 yes
dang Robin do be nailing Jack's voice.
3:55 Liquidation. You can get stuff for next to nothing, resale shops do it constantly. That Gatorade never spoils and is worth a fortune to the right person.
the "Car accident guy went to hospital" is actually screenshots of a handyman's tik tok who does work on cars, garage doors, landscaping, etc. His car caught on fire. No one was injured.
0:52 This feels like living with siblings, you must share everything equally with them, *even your car.*
@OverStrive2008
Жыл бұрын
Ding dong
@dreska255
Жыл бұрын
Give your sibling the back half of the car just like you'd hand them an unplugged controller
someone needs to make a RPG that contains all of these cursed items
@Frost_T_Flakes
Жыл бұрын
yeah
@dreska255
Жыл бұрын
r/itemshop but everything is shitty
@Hypnotically_Caucasian
Жыл бұрын
[You were attacked by a concrete PS5]
Someone must have gone through a real Twentyone Pilots phase to make a Jason Statham Cheetah!
3:02 why that car be looking like every gacha kidcore outfit
“Guki” 💀
I want all the narrators to get together in a group chat WITH ALCOHOL ;)
Oh, i was wondering where my missing poo went 0:08
@dreska255
Жыл бұрын
Found it! **yum**
About the all-natural soap. What exactly is wrong with it? My only guess is that the material set into the top of it looks like bugs, but both seeing a quick glimpse of it and actually going back to pause and look at it, it looks more like dried flowers to me (I want to say lavender but I'm not positive). They did go a little over the top, and if the seller thought that just shoving lavender flowers into unscented soap base, that would obviously be an issue, too, but I have seen soap sellers decorate their soaps with a couple of dried flowers or some other pretty raw material to make the soap stand out, so a few buds sticking out of the soap wouldn't bother me, though I can see how it might bother other people, since the flowers obviously aren't going to wear away, so they'll be left behind when the soap around it is gone. I'm not a soap expert, though, I just like to buy potentially overpriced soaps when I'm able to see and talk to the person who made them, lol. So...did I miss something? Is there bugs mixed into the flowers (or are the 'flowers' actually all bugs and I can;t see)? Or was the only issue the fact they used too many dried flowers for most people's taste? I'm not saying it doesn't belong here, I'm just making sure I understand, since it seemed like a rather tame item compared to what's usually on the sub. More pothead than crackhead in craziness levels, if you will.
@skelly2979
Жыл бұрын
I was trying to find a comment like this! I was so confused because it is just probably lavender and they think it looks like bugs?
@winniethepooht5776
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I was wondering the same thing. I have soap like that, the lavender flowers are sitting very visible.
@MrRiverjulian
Жыл бұрын
100% lavender. I had to run the video back because I thought the same exact thing
@scillaburton2965
Жыл бұрын
It just looks like lavender soap to me!
Philly Steak Egg Rolls are great. They were a staple at most Chinese takeout places in Philly last I checked. I highly recommend one next time you're taking a walk in Philly but inevitably have access to a public toilet; it's all grease, bread, cheese, onions and steak shreds so it's good to have a contingency plan.
i am so bored, these videos make me less bored for 10 minutes that is very cool
@zachnotzack4890
Жыл бұрын
I belive it is called magic
2:27 ...is that an R32
@GamerTim3
Жыл бұрын
yes
My nephew saw this video and really shouted to me saying: "There's really a Pikachu with dreads?! How can I get one!" *I look at the video and now I'm laughing too hard at what my nephew's unawareness XD*
0:29 that is very expensive car with speed holes (not mobsters tryina shoot a fatso car)
@Oscribus
Жыл бұрын
bro went to chicago with that car☠️☠️😭😭
0:28 My bro be looking like he just came out of a Matrix movie
That cardboard PS4 is my post, I'm so glad that one of my posts is on an EmKay Video :)
The "dog crate bed" looks like a WW2 British anderson shelter.
You had "written in stone" for the title just sitting there.😵
2:39 a little trick i heard of if you put up a dead wasp nest it prevent wasps from making a new one cause they avoid other nests
0:41 You wouldn't believe how many ads I've seen where they bait with GTA cars on FB marketplace, it's insane..
its insane how pallets still fall off trucks
My grandpa has a dead hornet nest in his house
The ad for the 2003 Honda Accord for $1500 made my friggin' day! Those things really do retain their resale value! NGL 🤣🤣🤣🤘🏻💗 PS--- I for reals did a spit take at 8:21! That guy is IDENTICAL to a coworker I had. This ad has no info about the location. Hand to God, that's a former coworker!!!!! Name's Ralf.
8:27 I had a babysitter who used to give me tapes to tape over like that. Diana's funeral was the VERY FIRST TAPE she gave me. I actually watched it in parts first. (I don't know why; it was a bore.)
Proud irl owner of lightning mccrocs right here 💪
Considering the rent prices in CA that Fairfield ad isn't the worst out there
3:50 this is definitely the scene from _My Blue Heaven_ where they mean to get hi-fi stereos but they accidentally get empty water jugs from a truck heist,
4:59-Somebody should let them know that's jailtime for destroying currency.
@dreska255
Жыл бұрын
Well, in the US at least, the federal bank shred up old bills or ones too damaged to still be in circulation, and you can actually buy bags or bricks of it as souvenir. But yeah, doing it yourself is very much against the law
@sierra1513
Жыл бұрын
Find me a prosecutor who will actually try to enforce it though
@dreska255
Жыл бұрын
@@sierra1513 now that you mention it, penny presses exists, and in a way, they are a kind of mutilation of currency but it's still pretty much legal afaia
@sierra1513
Жыл бұрын
@@dreska255 I looked at the laws, it seems that its only illegal to alter currency with the intent to defraud someone, such as scraping metal from a coin or changing the number on it, and then trying to pass them off as legitimate currency
There is a company that reconstructs cash money that was destroyed, burned, shredded, etc for free. They then send you a check for what they can reconstruct. Might be a good deal if it wasn't already decommissioned notes
0:26 more like Buick lestabre
“It’ll get you from A to B, but don’t try to make it to C” 😂😂 Sounds like my car
3:37 I want it 8:56 JCPennys is so lazy that it's a crapshoot if they even take these things off. Back when the shirts had the dyepacks pinned in them, they hardly ever removed them. You have to drive all the damn way back to the store to remove them too, and that's how I figured out all it takes is a really strong magnet.
If all the pieces are actually there at 5:06 you can just send it to the US treasury they will take it out of circulation then send you back a check. I did this with a $50 bill I found ripped up once granted it took a year but I got a check for $50 in the end.
4:13 laugh all you want that’s still a free plane body, and even though it’s a way away, it doesn’t look in bad condition
3:35 My loose cannon brain: `` Gimme. ``
3:25 somebody doesnt know what inhibitions means
Me when I scroll mindlessly on Ebay:
I'd pay 10 bucks for someone to hot glue all my remotes together 🤣
EmKay posts AMAZING vids, so fast!
2:33 “BBC One Can’t Show Programmes From Your Area”
Can't wait to go to the $80 retreat with all my fears and self-conscious nervousness. Sounds like a blast.
“Hmm it’s buzz buh knee” lmao
The very first gucci truck thing was actually from a collaborative from 2 youtube channels. 1 donut media and (can't remember his channel name but his channel was bought and now crap is uploaded on ot) "sweets" was the presenters name and he used to make "fake" brand products using every day items. And donut media a huge car channel worked with him making this gucci truck.
As a soap maker I can say the soap had lavender buds on it and yea it kind of looks like rat poop but those are lavender buds.
Frank and beans killed me in my past life 🤣 Husqvarna picnic table 😂🔨
The title is totally accurate. Only a crackhead would try to sell those things.
I don't know about a philly cheesesteak eggroll but philly cheesesteak quesadillas are bomb!
Day ? Of appreciating Robin because he deserves it
that's some concrete creativity there
the words Davinky and Gucky caught me off-guard.
ok what is it whith the chevys - like one time my dad came across one of those Celebrity wagons and it was just labeled "car"
2:28 That poor, unfortunate R32...😔😪
5:36 I totally respect this seller's honesty. Basically a description of my own vehicle (2003 Blazer with 180k-ish, and one t-bone collision.) I don't even look at the lights anymore, because the electrical system is totally fried, anyway. She lies! So I've gotten to the point where I've put a sticker over the flashing check-engine light, because it distracts me too much when I'm driving. She's still going strong, though!
@scillaburton2965
Жыл бұрын
I had a 2001 dodge neon as my first car and that description was hauntingly accurate 😂
@MadamFoogie
Жыл бұрын
@@scillaburton2965 I'm gona be honest. As a kid, I always wanted a Dodge Neon. I like the way the headlights look, it's cute. But now I'm an adult, I understand how much of a crapwagon those vehicles are. Still cute tho.
I don't think I've ever lost my shit over a vid so much lol
feels like something i’d do on a monday
2:41 tmnt onion mask: +50 health +20 samina +1 thirst -150 hunger +5 blunt weapons
My stomach hurts from laughing so much
6:32 I feel like this is a Twenty One pilots reference, I'm not entirely sure cause I don't know much about jason statham, but in 'pet cheetah' there is a part where it talks about naming the cheetah jason statham
Favourite presenters 1st is Jack (because I'm aussie) 2nd is a tie between robin and lexi cause they both make me pee myself at times. 3rd damian of course on this and his own channel. Keep making me laugh guys 💋
3:38 oh hey look it's the caber from tf2. Demoman is gonna love this!
2:49 Seller- "Used Coffins" Me- I'm sorry, what? What do you mean by used? Seller- has no description as to how it's a used coffin Me *worried*- WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY USED??
"I am sell this boots"
That "wolf baby" looks like the elderly lady costume Scooby-Doo wore in the 2002 movie.
I need that Go-"Kart"
4:55 we have concrete evidence that this is not a ps4
Immediately thought it was jack at the beginning. Truly an amazing voicr actor
I would probably actually buy the half Chevy it looks funny and it's most likely still functional or if it isn't it still looks cool
Knee wetter had me snickering
OH MY GOD imagine Your Narrator narrated one of these videos
I love the rare carbonite gem that's literally just some lichen the person grabbed from on top of a mossy log
@mikefelty2625
Жыл бұрын
Looks like slag from leftover from smelting/refining metal.
4:58 Sadly, those bills are now worthless as it’ll no longer be considered legal tender, even if you managed to piece it all back together.
6:31 ……i don’t even wanna know what that thing is , probably a torture device.
the knee water is something i need
I thought that was lexi at the start
@cactus2763
Жыл бұрын
I thought it was Jack
HELP I busted out laughing at lightning mccrocs
(At 7:36) That ain't even worth 100 bucks. 😂
Extra creepy Knee Wetter is in my hood. So is Snake from the Simpsons