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  • @jaymart04
    @jaymart04 Жыл бұрын

    ChatGPT did the first guy dirty💀

  • @Niilo-_-

    @Niilo-_-

    Жыл бұрын

    I think u meant "did the first guy dirty" and not "made" that sounds like pouring dirt on the guy

  • @unknown_cat6969

    @unknown_cat6969

    Жыл бұрын

    *did the first guy dirty

  • @jaymart04

    @jaymart04

    Жыл бұрын

    @@unknown_cat6969 fine, i'll do it

  • @Niilo-_-

    @Niilo-_-

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jaymart04 ty

  • @fabianschulz4195

    @fabianschulz4195

    Жыл бұрын

    Nah, its fake.

  • @RosyMiche
    @RosyMiche Жыл бұрын

    Robin going "Ooohoohoohoohooo" as he reads all of these genuinely good comebacks makes me so happy

  • @moby-dickhead

    @moby-dickhead

    Жыл бұрын

    He really did go "oohoohoohooohoo!" on literally everyone of them lmao :)

  • @laughingjustice

    @laughingjustice

    Жыл бұрын

    Still sounds so fake.

  • @mtgoutdoors8158

    @mtgoutdoors8158

    Жыл бұрын

    This

  • @mariscostumes3815
    @mariscostumes3815 Жыл бұрын

    Fun fact, the pain of giving birth is so painful it's deleted from woman's memory. And yet the pain of being hit in the balls isn't erased

  • @zachattack1279

    @zachattack1279

    Жыл бұрын

    Source?

  • @mariscostumes3815

    @mariscostumes3815

    Жыл бұрын

    @@zachattack1279 well I was going to find one but apperantly the little fun fact I had stored for years was only told to me by my mother to make me feel better after all the births I've sat in with her for 🤡 - how I feel

  • @HopeIsADrug11037

    @HopeIsADrug11037

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mariscostumes3815 oh my god 😭

  • @Shrek_Almighty

    @Shrek_Almighty

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mariscostumes3815 Damn 🗿

  • @frostbyte2899

    @frostbyte2899

    Жыл бұрын

    @zachattack12 if you’re a guy i can make you the source by kicking you in the balls

  • @Nyghtking
    @Nyghtking Жыл бұрын

    "At no point in history did men ever want women with ripped abs" Spartans were so used to being around and screwing men that when they got married their wives had to make themselves look as much like a man as possible, to the point of growing out a beard, so their husbands could get used to being around a woman.

  • @redman7775

    @redman7775

    Жыл бұрын

    Does this guy even know what tomboys are?

  • @automation7295

    @automation7295

    2 ай бұрын

    @@redman7775 I guess this guy never heard of tomboys?

  • @jamesphillips2285
    @jamesphillips2285 Жыл бұрын

    3:45 A book I read on sexuality [Sex at Dawn: The Prehistoric Origins of Modern Sexuality] mentioned such a belief: but the implications were the opposite. After a woman got "a little pregnant", the men in the community would "donate" their material as well. This reinforced the notion that raising children was a shared community responsibility.

  • @Polopony20.

    @Polopony20.

    Жыл бұрын

    Fun fact, that's actually a thing in reptiles! Retained sperm!

  • @Oxygen1004

    @Oxygen1004

    Жыл бұрын

    That's actually something that some species of animals do to make sure their kids don't get KOS'd by the males that don't think it's their kid

  • @tirushone6446

    @tirushone6446

    Жыл бұрын

    My wife: "Hay guys I'm pregnet!" Everyone: *falls silencent* The other men in my tribe: *turns simultaneously to face me* "You know the rules and so do I"

  • @mranderson2048

    @mranderson2048

    Жыл бұрын

    Dolphins follow the same strategy. The female dolphins mate with all the males so that males don't delete her kids

  • @fedethegreat88

    @fedethegreat88

    Жыл бұрын

    Aw hell nah they boutta breed multiple people to get the rarest limited edition children 💀💀 /j

  • @n0body550
    @n0body550 Жыл бұрын

    What i hate is people calling things that *LITERALLY EXIST* unnatural, as if nature isn’t our very existence and choices 😂

  • @jonasmejerpedersen4847

    @jonasmejerpedersen4847

    Жыл бұрын

    Also, something being unnatural is not inherently bad

  • @alexparraparra4484

    @alexparraparra4484

    Жыл бұрын

    There are no unnatural colors, how do you think we figur ed d it out

  • @bluestreaker9242

    @bluestreaker9242

    Жыл бұрын

    Right? Like "Homosexuality is unnatural", if it were so unnatural, then why do we have hundreds of animals in the animal kingdom literally engaging in homosexual relationships without a care in the world (I'd say "without a fuck to give," but... XD)?

  • @randomguyontheinternet5030

    @randomguyontheinternet5030

    Жыл бұрын

    yeah natural has such a confusing definition you could make a decent argument for a lot of things being natural or unnatural.

  • @bluestreaker9242

    @bluestreaker9242

    Жыл бұрын

    @@alexparraparra4484 All the colors that people see are because of light. So when a "Christian" says that the rainbow is unholy because gay people exist, just know they're basically either literally clinically blind or are calling light unholy...maybe even a combination of the two. XD

  • @Jobama998
    @Jobama998 Жыл бұрын

    My pet rock of 14 years died of old age a few hours ago, and my family is making fun of me. Her name was Rookie, and she was a small crested rock. I really loved her a lot, for such a small thing she had so much personality. She would always walk onto my hand if I held it out for her and would jump to the cage door if I was home from work. For the last week, she had been sluggish and not climbing at all. She stopped visiting me when I came home and stayed on the cage floor. I knew deep down it was her age, but I wanted to just believe she was just maybe a little out of it, so I tried to keep her healthy and hydrated. Just today, I came home and found her motionless, i went to touch her gently and saw she was still breathing and stiff. But she was clearly weak, and the breathing was shallow. I didn't want to bother her, I know rocks get stressed out by human touch when they are uncomfortable, so I left her. An hour later, she was dead, I knew because when I went to touch her, she was limp. She had never been so limp before. I told my sister and showed her the body as I was taking it to the backyard for a burial. She seemed shocked but oddly asked to take a pic. I told her no as it was weird. I buried her, grieved for a few hours, and decided I would stay home from work tomorrow. My parents came home, and I told them they were respectful. Well, my mom at least was sympathetic. My dad didn't do much but listen. I just came back upstairs, and I heard them talking. My dad and sister dont exactly have quiet voices. They said that I was overreacting, how maybe if it was the dog, I should be upset and crying. And how my managers would think I would be stupid if I called in for the death of a rock. I thought they would be respectful, but I guess they really didn't care for her or how much she meant to me. It makes me furious, but I dont have the energy to confront them. She may have been small and not the brightest, but I really did love Rookie, I've had her since I was in elementary school. I just wish they were more understanding about this.

  • @mechakingghidorah1764

    @mechakingghidorah1764

    Жыл бұрын

    I’m so sorry for you loss of your pet rock 😔

  • @unknown_cat6969

    @unknown_cat6969

    Жыл бұрын

    This is my kingdom come

  • @potatogaming7044

    @potatogaming7044

    Жыл бұрын

    What the hell did I just read

  • @Trap-chan750

    @Trap-chan750

    Жыл бұрын

    Definetly is something that I would call uncommon. Not weird, I know that uncommon sounds like that but I don't mean it like that. Sorry for your loss.

  • @CookingWithCows

    @CookingWithCows

    Жыл бұрын

    This is too long to be a bit.

  • @deltaboi9014
    @deltaboi9014 Жыл бұрын

    8:49 "Uncle Touchy and his naked puzzle basement" is the most unorthodox thing I've ever heard, but it seems so accurate

  • @lillianward2810

    @lillianward2810

    Жыл бұрын

    It’s from a great Patton Oswalt routine.

  • @Alexc_swim
    @Alexc_swim Жыл бұрын

    Still love the fact that the IQ system was made for French kindergarten students and not adults or as a way to measure intelligence.

  • @pog16384

    @pog16384

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah, French people are a different breed than others

  • @williamfraoul905

    @williamfraoul905

    Жыл бұрын

    As a french citizen, I can confirm that even us don't know what the f we are doing

  • @KestrelDC
    @KestrelDC Жыл бұрын

    “What would you do if your significant other came out as trans?” Well I’m pan so it wouldn’t really make a difference TBH 🤷

  • @Oxygen1004

    @Oxygen1004

    Жыл бұрын

    I fell for the person not their body

  • @stanleyhape8427

    @stanleyhape8427

    Жыл бұрын

    Givem a hearty handshake and a slap on the back " Welp, we had a pretty good run , you take care of yourself ".

  • @seantaggart7382

    @seantaggart7382

    Жыл бұрын

    Id be like well i guess this is a problem But we'd stay friends since im straight

  • @TotallyNotSnowman

    @TotallyNotSnowman

    Жыл бұрын

    Pans rise up

  • @MrGamelover23

    @MrGamelover23

    Жыл бұрын

    I would feel hurt that they couldn't trust me earlier. You're not really significant others if you can't trust each other with that information.

  • @spongebobsexypants
    @spongebobsexypants Жыл бұрын

    I'd roast my dad, but the crematorium already took care of it.

  • @StillSpacey

    @StillSpacey

    Жыл бұрын

    gaw damn

  • @lun8ry

    @lun8ry

    Жыл бұрын

    jesus 💀

  • @Danpg79Roblox

    @Danpg79Roblox

    Жыл бұрын

    Ayo bruh 💀💀💀

  • @Tempest_Mxple

    @Tempest_Mxple

    Жыл бұрын

    the second part of your name is correct

  • @sigma_frenchie4075

    @sigma_frenchie4075

    3 ай бұрын

    Well shit 💀

  • @nedhunter4444
    @nedhunter4444 Жыл бұрын

    18:30 It would seem that this guy stuck a kelvin thermometer in a glass of ice water and mistook it for an IQ test.

  • @carbs_r_delish

    @carbs_r_delish

    4 ай бұрын

    How has no one seen this golden comment 😂

  • @dreemurrinthenight
    @dreemurrinthenight Жыл бұрын

    10:15 Ladies, gentlemen, comrades, may I present the Spartans?

  • @SiameseCat1
    @SiameseCat1 Жыл бұрын

    I couldn't stop laughing at "rude dog Countersunk nut patchwork sewing machine" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pennyforyourthots
    @pennyforyourthots Жыл бұрын

    2:36 is it okay for us to finally admit that cringe culture was basically just the internet making fun of neurodivergent people for not socializing in the same way they do and/or an excuse to bully children?

  • @danielthecake8617

    @danielthecake8617

    Жыл бұрын

    cringe

  • @randomyoutuber4189

    @randomyoutuber4189

    Жыл бұрын

    @@danielthecake8617 you’re cringe

  • @explodedglue5509

    @explodedglue5509

    Жыл бұрын

    Uncringe

  • @georgejones3526

    @georgejones3526

    Жыл бұрын

    Someone wanted to use the new word they just learned.

  • @HopeIsADrug11037

    @HopeIsADrug11037

    Жыл бұрын

    and just making fun of people for enjoying things they personally don't enjoy like , sit down , you're not the only person ever.

  • @Teh_Noob_Eporer
    @Teh_Noob_Eporer Жыл бұрын

    9:29 There is a cure for your suptidity - His name is Death

  • @spider-soniczilla2989
    @spider-soniczilla2989 Жыл бұрын

    10:05 Richard is actually completely wrong about men historically never wanting ripped women, as the Spartans who are considered some of the manlyest men to ever live, really liked Women with short hair and were strong. There were also really gay. Take that in, some of the most Mocho Men to ever live were gay/bi and liked tomboys.

  • @spider-soniczilla2989

    @spider-soniczilla2989

    Жыл бұрын

    Even the hourglass thing is wrong, as before health care men liked Women with "birth giving hips" or in other words women who were extra Thicccccccc.

  • @_ksm0922
    @_ksm0922 Жыл бұрын

    I once bought a few shirts at the mall and they forgot to take one of the tags off. It was 45 minute drive so I called them to ask if they knew how, but the cashier wasn't sure of how to remove it, so she suggested google. Went on google, and all I kept getting was 'pay for it'. Ended up melting it with a lighter and it eventually popped off.

  • @Gloubi_Goulag1663

    @Gloubi_Goulag1663

    Жыл бұрын

    LockPickingLawyer made a video about that

  • @stanleyhape8427

    @stanleyhape8427

    Жыл бұрын

    Magnet

  • @georgejones3526
    @georgejones3526 Жыл бұрын

    8:09 - Doctors are just like people in any other profession. You have a few really good ones, a few really bad ones and the rest are just mediocre. What do you call a medical student who graduates at the bottom of his class? “Doctor”. I went to the hospital after almost losing consciousness when there suddenly seemed to be no oxygen in the room. They sent me home with a rescue inhaler and a diagnosis of emphysema from smoking. I was back four days later, this time properly diagnosed with bilateral pulmonary embolisms. They had sent me home to die. They did it again fifteen years later, this time with pneumonia.

  • @MatthijsvanDuin

    @MatthijsvanDuin

    Жыл бұрын

    While such mistakes shows there's definitely room for improvement, you evidently did eventually get the treatment you needed. Without doctors you would just have died.

  • @georgejones3526

    @georgejones3526

    Жыл бұрын

    @@MatthijsvanDuin Warfarin to the rescue.

  • @SirAsdf
    @SirAsdf Жыл бұрын

    I will never understand the people who base their entire personality on saying shit like, "You know that movie everyone likes? I've never seen it and I never will! Get triggered, nerd!" Like imagine being this insufferable of a person to be around, and instead of trying to better yourself, you make your insufferability your main personality trait.

  • @arcticxabyss
    @arcticxabyss Жыл бұрын

    chatGPT didn't just rip the band-aid off, they poured iodized salt into that person's wound. 😬

  • @goober130

    @goober130

    4 ай бұрын

    they mixed salt and hand sanitizer and rubbed it into their wound

  • @arcticxabyss

    @arcticxabyss

    4 ай бұрын

    @@goober130 rip

  • @IvaHaze
    @IvaHaze Жыл бұрын

    18:00 What happened is that he took the IQ test on Kelvin. It is normally displayed on centigrades.

  • @durpydino1074
    @durpydino1074 Жыл бұрын

    9:58 I dunno man, the stronger they are the better cuddles they give...

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Жыл бұрын

    8:33 They literally have YEARS OF COLLEGE AND AN OATH to ACTIVELY PREVENT BOTH OF THOSE THINGS.

  • @xdarin_
    @xdarin_ Жыл бұрын

    5:07 Elon... Elon, please, just stop... Just, please, stop.

  • @Saturn_Ava
    @Saturn_Ava Жыл бұрын

    (9:34) *Me at the pharmacy* Hello, one Jesus please!

  • @tomatoheadfd
    @tomatoheadfd Жыл бұрын

    5:25 Damn why he hating on the star wars roast, the exhaustion on his voice 😂

  • @madelineariah
    @madelineariah Жыл бұрын

    Regarding the doctor thing, Think about it this way: When you go to an ER, you sign a form saying that a random stranger can do literally anything they want with your body under the guise of trying to figure out what is wrong with you. Meaning if they don't like you for any reason, they pretty much can screw with you and claim it was "totally medically necessary." For example, a few weeks ago I had an ER try and push psych meds on me, claiming it was "for my nausea." I was having a heart attack at 29. They put panic attack in my medical report. Another hospital diagnosed me properly and probably saved my life. So no, doctors do not automatically get my trust. That has to be earned.

  • @georgejones3526

    @georgejones3526

    Жыл бұрын

    In the last fifteen years I’ve twice had a hospital send me home with life threatening conditions, both misdiagnosed. The first was bilateral pulmonary embolisms, second was pneumonia.

  • @ericgolightly8450

    @ericgolightly8450

    Жыл бұрын

    ​​@@georgejones3526 Excuse me but how often is this? That this happened to you 2 times having found another person that had to deal with this? What hospitals did you go to and in what country or city did this happen?

  • @georgejones3526

    @georgejones3526

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ericgolightly8450 North Carolina, U.S.A., years 2007 and 2020. Not gonna be more specific. Pardon me, last 16 years.

  • @WestGarbage6

    @WestGarbage6

    Жыл бұрын

    the fact a doctor could literally just decide "I don't like your attitude" and misdiagnose you with like the flu when you literally have stage 4 cancer is ridiculous, there's nothing that can be done about it either since there's no evidence to conclude it was intentional or malicious, and of course if you know they're wrong you can go to another doctor, usually you should anyways for a second opinion, but some people die from taking the advice of a trained medical professional.

  • @wmdkitty

    @wmdkitty

    Жыл бұрын

    @@WestGarbage6 Except they can't. They're legally obligated to behave professionally and actually diagnose you. OP is just full of crap.

  • @wakeangel2001
    @wakeangel2001 Жыл бұрын

    6:50 note that drawing of Trump, it looks like he has shorts at first but if you look at his ankles you see pant cuffs, that's how you know its AI art, then again I guess there just aren't any real life artists willing to draw Trump that way

  • @BookApocalypse
    @BookApocalypse Жыл бұрын

    I love the nightly posts, I can listen to them before going to sleep :)

  • @Ishmyster

    @Ishmyster

    Жыл бұрын

    um actualy it’s the middle of the day😂😂

  • @Baconium

    @Baconium

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Ishmyster time zones 🤦

  • @Ishmyster

    @Ishmyster

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Baconium r/wooosh

  • @BookApocalypse

    @BookApocalypse

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Ishmyster I could tell you were referring to the video lol

  • @Ishmyster

    @Ishmyster

    Жыл бұрын

    @@BookApocalypse yeah I had to make the joke when I saw it

  • @darkstalker9155
    @darkstalker9155 Жыл бұрын

    man, your videos always find a way to help my day, thank you Robin

  • @Crunchy-English
    @Crunchy-English Жыл бұрын

    3:21 What the actual heck was that sound byte

  • @PointFear

    @PointFear

    Жыл бұрын

    💀

  • @Crunchy-English

    @Crunchy-English

    Жыл бұрын

    @@PointFear M- my good ma'amsir, what in the sweet Shakespearian travesty is your pfp

  • @CJSpider10

    @CJSpider10

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Crunchy-English i don’t think you want to know

  • @chrono9503
    @chrono9503 Жыл бұрын

    Some people just have the wrong opinion and will die trying to stand by it. It’s honestly fascinating.

  • @LycorisLilyP
    @LycorisLilyP Жыл бұрын

    8:04 to be fair, going to work in an air balloon would be kinda dope imo

  • @stanleyhape8427

    @stanleyhape8427

    Жыл бұрын

    And you won't be able to make it if it's windy or raining.. Sorry boss weather isn't looking too good this week😅

  • @lefishe5845

    @lefishe5845

    Жыл бұрын

    To be fair hot air balloons have literally no direction.

  • @notagoat281
    @notagoat281 Жыл бұрын

    6:43 Why does he have skin-pants? Like, the upper part of his legs are uncovered, but then it transitions into pants just below the knee? What?

  • @Milk-ck1wv

    @Milk-ck1wv

    Жыл бұрын

    YOUR RIGHT wth

  • @rdarkstorm8414
    @rdarkstorm8414 Жыл бұрын

    5:32 Use a strong magnet on the smaller, flatter part inside of the garment. Hold the top, magnet pulls out the bottom. Tag removed. Also, sometimes they forget to remove those tags when you have paid. This is much less awkward than going back and trying to explain that no, you didn't steal it, and can they please remove the tag

  • @bobczech7774

    @bobczech7774

    Жыл бұрын

    I think they meant pay for the metal cover to use the magnet

  • @gamified6706
    @gamified6706 Жыл бұрын

    5:54 I like how the "gigachad" knows what that big word means and yet somehow still gets it wrong

  • @D3ADC4ANN31
    @D3ADC4ANN31 Жыл бұрын

    0:10 if you dont get it, it's a joke abt the holocaust...

  • @ozAqVvhhNue

    @ozAqVvhhNue

    Жыл бұрын

    I still don't get it O.o

  • @D3ADC4ANN31

    @D3ADC4ANN31

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ozAqVvhhNue basically the bagel was made by Jews and well... the Germans killed 6 million of em

  • @leoyamauchi5992

    @leoyamauchi5992

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ozAqVvhhNue search up the origin of bagels

  • @valerierodger

    @valerierodger

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ozAqVvhhNue bagels were first developed by the Jewish community in Poland…

  • @oconnorwilliam01

    @oconnorwilliam01

    2 ай бұрын

    What's holocaust

  • @something1600
    @something1600 Жыл бұрын

    11:00 so basically you're evil.

  • @Teh_Noob_Eporer
    @Teh_Noob_Eporer Жыл бұрын

    10:10 who out there wants a hourglass as a wife? edit: also 10:14, I'm sure there's loads of us that want a woman with ripped abs

  • @alansmithee419

    @alansmithee419

    Жыл бұрын

    I am constantly bewildered by the ability of some people to be convinced that everyone wants exactly what they do.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Жыл бұрын

    11:19 I got a good one: "The One And Only Ivan" by Katherine A. Applegate. Made both myself and mother bawl our eyes out and we loved it. GREAT book.

  • @ericgolightly8450

    @ericgolightly8450

    Жыл бұрын

    I've seen it too.

  • @baguettesxo

    @baguettesxo

    Жыл бұрын

    In art class we were listening to the audiobook version of it, seems good so far. We probably can't finish it due to it being the end of the year, though.

  • @Danpg79Roblox

    @Danpg79Roblox

    Жыл бұрын

    I got one: "All SMO Dialogue"

  • @dukecatfishjunior6291
    @dukecatfishjunior6291 Жыл бұрын

    11:27 didn't Russel himself then reply something along the lines of "no doubt tears of joy"?

  • @Teh_Noob_Eporer
    @Teh_Noob_Eporer Жыл бұрын

    1:26 yes them is not amn't

  • @NikoThePancake

    @NikoThePancake

    Жыл бұрын

    them'nt but were?

  • @Teh_Noob_Eporer

    @Teh_Noob_Eporer

    Жыл бұрын

    @@NikoThePancake AH! hiser imtonal camtooneeta. honcrental orlaconta ober cloteem?

  • @Darkstar327

    @Darkstar327

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@Teh_Noob_Eporer bro I'm english too and you reply said "translate to english" 😂

  • @Teh_Noob_Eporer

    @Teh_Noob_Eporer

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Darkstar327 you're making less sense than me rn

  • @jenkathefridge3933
    @jenkathefridge3933 Жыл бұрын

    0:42 if I found good quality clothes at that price count me in

  • @Mr_Original

    @Mr_Original

    Жыл бұрын

    Right?

  • @marsar1775
    @marsar1775 Жыл бұрын

    3:00 as a longtime mcdonalds employee oh god you have no idea how often ive been thinkin "i have a heat resistant cup and a boiling water machine right next to me. i could do it" but i dont. i could tho... at any moment

  • @KestrelDC
    @KestrelDC Жыл бұрын

    I mean… you could argue Elon IS funny, just…. at his expense. Not his jokes being funny, his stupidity and patheticness being funny. Accidentally succeeds at humor, just…. in all the wrong ways. 🙃

  • @HopeIsADrug11037

    @HopeIsADrug11037

    Жыл бұрын

    yeah. he's not good at making jokes, but he's really good at being one.

  • @co_ock5354

    @co_ock5354

    Жыл бұрын

    He is better than u in every aspect. To me u are pathetic

  • @pot7981
    @pot7981 Жыл бұрын

    19:37 that ain't steak that's wood

  • @Teh_Noob_Eporer
    @Teh_Noob_Eporer Жыл бұрын

    7:08 thatz literalee mee onn redit az Tha Rinkle

  • @Teh_Noob_Eporer
    @Teh_Noob_Eporer Жыл бұрын

    7:25 my mum says that Robin sounds like the count from sesame street

  • @dragonflyK12
    @dragonflyK12 Жыл бұрын

    4:38 THE NUMBER OF LIKES, RETWEETS AND REPLIES, EXUSE ME

  • @izakara_arakazi
    @izakara_arakazi Жыл бұрын

    Calling Twitter a naked puzzle basement is pure gold

  • @reynirmargeirsson4197
    @reynirmargeirsson4197 Жыл бұрын

    3:05 are not going to to talk about this person holy hell

  • @ShardTehMetalBoi

    @ShardTehMetalBoi

    Жыл бұрын

    Mf caught that chair with one hand.

  • @wormkitchen
    @wormkitchen Жыл бұрын

    2:36 also cringe is a subjective term. cringe cannot be put into specific categories because everyone is different. “cringe” is based off of your opinions, so it may not be cringe to anyone else.

  • @rawchicken3463
    @rawchicken3463 Жыл бұрын

    4:30 why does that seem like a very war thunder thing for war thunder to say

  • @john_michael97
    @john_michael97 Жыл бұрын

    My trans boyfriend: I’m trans Me: uh, yeah, I know 😂

  • @ZagzigingZigzagoon
    @ZagzigingZigzagoon Жыл бұрын

    5:30 they are magnetic so if you have a strong enough magnet you can pop them off that's how they remove it at check out

  • @samuelwright3313
    @samuelwright3313 Жыл бұрын

    7:00 my best example of English not making sense is “cough” and “dough”

  • @RunOut25
    @RunOut25 Жыл бұрын

    The AI wasn’t lying, everybody likes you

  • @Duck0nQuack5441
    @Duck0nQuack5441 Жыл бұрын

    The planet one made me laugh for like 10 minutes lmao

  • @catobject
    @catobject Жыл бұрын

    speaking of time zones, why is it 2066 at 4:44 😭😭😭

  • @ASocialistTransGirl

    @ASocialistTransGirl

    Жыл бұрын

    come on, time zones literally exist, its UTC+377,149

  • @youcantakemehottogo
    @youcantakemehottogo Жыл бұрын

    12:14 supposedly babies release oxytocin during and before labour, so holding the baby gives you a sense of euphoria and most of the pain is forgotten

  • @DembaiVT

    @DembaiVT

    Жыл бұрын

    Brains do. And oxytocin is at max when you deliver. It's an all in one labor inducer and bonding chemical.

  • @something1600
    @something1600 Жыл бұрын

    7:52 If the lord of Tateor-Tots saw Star Wars, he would melt like the Wicked Witch of the West.

  • @samwinchester9362
    @samwinchester9362 Жыл бұрын

    3:11 I used to work at mcdonalds, so i can tell you! You can do this! Once!

  • @TechBirb

    @TechBirb

    Жыл бұрын

    You can eat any deadly poison. Once.

  • @galacticpheonix5328
    @galacticpheonix5328 Жыл бұрын

    12:02 obtuse rubber goose green moose guava juice

  • @noah7193
    @noah7193 Жыл бұрын

    3:13 I can assure you as someone who did work overnight at McDonald's, we can do it if our manager is willing to cover for us but otherwise we're screwed

  • @yamigekusu
    @yamigekusu Жыл бұрын

    0:36 my most expensive shirt is a novelty tee that says "Call of Doody: Brown Ops". Bought it because it related to my old job (cleaning floors and toilets). Wore it on out of town trips and got a giggle out of some people and it made me feel good

  • @coffeecaf
    @coffeecaf Жыл бұрын

    18:15 I once had a substitute teacher claim this was his iq, then went on to say that his daughter's was even higher and his wife was fired from being some kind of head mistress or something of a private college for marrying him?

  • @something1600
    @something1600 Жыл бұрын

    13:26 King Arthur: he was Cornish/Welsh.

  • @GAND-OZZ
    @GAND-OZZ Жыл бұрын

    Gotta love it when Robin narrates

  • @VTPPGLVR
    @VTPPGLVR Жыл бұрын

    7:14 Them Normans kicked England’s ass and our dang language has been messed up ever since

  • @dave_the_daver3367
    @dave_the_daver3367 Жыл бұрын

    “Uncle touchy and his naked puzzle basement” This is on god one of the best descriptions for Twitter I have ever heard

  • @thewindwakinghero7423
    @thewindwakinghero7423 Жыл бұрын

    2:24 And yet we still feel its affects We do anything and worry "Oh no, what if I'm being cringe"

  • @aidenxiong2945
    @aidenxiong29458 ай бұрын

    "This isn't well done, this is congratulations" is such a good line

  • @chair2355
    @chair2355 Жыл бұрын

    0:10 I don’t know if this is a history or culture joke that I don’t understand but can someone please explain this

  • @TheKorbacek

    @TheKorbacek

    Жыл бұрын

    Bagels originates in Poland and had been brought to US by Jewish immigrants so...the answer is Holocaust

  • @leoyamauchi5992

    @leoyamauchi5992

    Жыл бұрын

    According to Wikipedia, bagels originated from the Jewish community in Poland. Germany invaded Poland and committed atrocities against Jewish people. This one’s a rather dark twisted comeback if I must say

  • @elcanaldelucas6187
    @elcanaldelucas618711 ай бұрын

    6:54 as a picky spanish speaker, i have the need to correct this myth. There is one case where you can't know how a word is pronounced just by looking at how it's written and i'm going to explain it: In spanish, if there's a diphthong with an accent mark on an I or U, it means that both vowels are in different syllables, but if there's a diphthong with an I or U without an accent mark, then both letters are part of the same syllable, for example: "país" is pa-is, but "pais" is pais. But when there's a diphthong and the accent mark is on A, E or O, then it means that both letters are part of the same syllable but that syllable is the stressed one, for example: acción is not ac-ci-on, it's ac-cion. But what if you have a word with a diphthong where both letters are in separate syllables but the stressed syllable has an A, E or O? Whether you put an accent mark or not, it won't be clear if it's one syllable or two. This means that in words like "Tarea" or "Guion", "Rio" or in entire conjugations like the present tense of verbs ending in "ear", like in "deseo" "pasean" "creas", or the 1st person past tense of verbs ending in "iar", like "envie" "desviamos", you actually can't know how they're pronounced based on how they're written. In 99.99% percent of cases, there's no problem because it's easy to know when a word is a conjugation of a verb and the nouns are so few that you can just memorize them, not to mentions it's very common for spanish speakers to incorrectly write them with an accent mark (for example, all my life, i've written "guión" like this), but there are cases where it can cause confusion, like the next phrase: "A la noche, soñe que era pajaro, y a la mañana, pie" "At night, i dreamed i was a bird, and in the morning, _____" Now, the word "pie" can either be PIE (foot) or PI-E (i tweeted) So if you read this phrase without knowing how it's pronounced, you won't know whether the person woke up from the first dream, then went back to sleep in the moring and dreamed they were a foot, or if the night passed in their first dream and then, as a bird, they tweeted.

  • @thesevendeadlysins578
    @thesevendeadlysins578 Жыл бұрын

    3:04 Wow, that was smooth. 11:48 For some reason, I wasn't expecting that. I love how you read it too. Your narration made it hilarious.

  • @souljuicestudios4115
    @souljuicestudios4115 Жыл бұрын

    11:54 holy crap, I quote that Patton Oswalt all the time and no one ever gets it…

  • @c.Orange
    @c.Orange Жыл бұрын

    man im finnish and its okay to struggle with the language. our language is literally from another family tree of languages than english and most of it makes no sense what so ever. i struggled with english years ago in shool and learned it by my self later on due to most of te interwebs being in english. i am now more fluent in english that i am in finnish, and i freaking live here.

  • @foogod4237
    @foogod4237 Жыл бұрын

    20:32 The best part of that comeback is that it was actually _from the official Netflix twitter account._

  • @vesnabernjak-ord8674
    @vesnabernjak-ord8674 Жыл бұрын

    8:12 what? Doctors are some of the most important people in the world! They give us diagnoses, they give us medications, they help us, and it even depends on the type of doctors! Like doctors of psychology!

  • @AndGoatz04
    @AndGoatz04 Жыл бұрын

    18:23 i think this is considerably more funny if you imagine them talking to someone who claims to have such a high IQ

  • @AresOrBird
    @AresOrBird Жыл бұрын

    Can we all just appreciate how much work they put inside us?

  • @melol69

    @melol69

    Жыл бұрын

    Can we all appreciate how much work they put into coming inside us?

  • @Red-gv1pb

    @Red-gv1pb

    Жыл бұрын

    @melol69 🤨📸

  • @designersheets
    @designersheets Жыл бұрын

    oh this one is SO good. glad robin finally got to laugh a bit

  • @jiffy29
    @jiffy29 Жыл бұрын

    bro underrated alert: folding laundry while watching emkay

  • @aidynchristiansen4947
    @aidynchristiansen494710 ай бұрын

    “No lewdness in Shakespeare” Romeo and Juliet, first page. Two guys arguing about their swords and who’s is larger.

  • @GinnyRummy
    @GinnyRummy Жыл бұрын

    I work at a 24/7 store. Can confirm, overnight shift gets a kill allowance

  • @冑
    @冑 Жыл бұрын

    Dude I was watching this at 10:41pm and that scared the sh*t out of me, bro broke ALL the walls

  • @lorivaldez4839
    @lorivaldez4839 Жыл бұрын

    These are going to be a laugh riot 😂 Have a nice day, EmKay!

  • @Bloodlyshiva
    @Bloodlyshiva Жыл бұрын

    2:48 I don't know where you're at where 'cringe' has died down, but I want to be there, because it's not dead here, nor on the Internet.

  • @Sillyplacehold
    @Sillyplacehold Жыл бұрын

    that first one hurt-

  • @raphaelkox
    @raphaelkox Жыл бұрын

    11:05 I mean, look at his handle...

  • @VMarshmallo
    @VMarshmallo Жыл бұрын

    I almost choked mid hit when he said "without a seat" 😂😂😂 I could have died

  • @ooc329
    @ooc329 Жыл бұрын

    13:55 "That sentence is worded as a statement of personal opinion. Is it then an opinion that you hold?"

  • @benpotato9994
    @benpotato9994 Жыл бұрын

    for the doctors one, i do wonder if people in the future will say that about today, like how we do for 1800-1950ish doctors

  • @TCity2000
    @TCity2000 Жыл бұрын

    At 9:41 that guy looked EXACTLY like Chris. The one from Mr.Beast. Also “Countersunk nut patchwork sewing machine” -Robin 2023

  • @adil0028

    @adil0028

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah he(or she now) is Chris. Fucking abandoned their family to dress up and act girly

  • @TheMimiSard
    @TheMimiSard Жыл бұрын

    A $1000 trip is a small trip to another town in the same country and staying with family or friends. A $1000 budget is a nice budget for a trip to stay at my brother's place, which usually includes me worrying about not stressing his food and household supplies, so I will grocery shop for him.

  • @TheMimiSard

    @TheMimiSard

    Жыл бұрын

    As someone who recently fell down a SW rabbithole (named Obi-Wan Kenobi, nicest beard in the galaxy and my chosen bicycle), the Anakin r5esponse is one I appreciate (who cares about the Tragedy of Darth Plageius the Wise, I feel sad about the Tragedy of Darth Vader the Over-Feeling).

  • @AllweHaveIsTime
    @AllweHaveIsTime Жыл бұрын

    Doooog my heart skipped a beat when i saw my post in your thumbnail lol…

  • @OJWizzard
    @OJWizzard Жыл бұрын

    You know that you’ve done something wrong when WarThunder is getting you with a comeback

  • @Peepapigy
    @Peepapigy Жыл бұрын

    Good afternoon, EmKay!

  • @kazii_the_avali
    @kazii_the_avali Жыл бұрын

    "All teachers do" broke me

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